It was sweet to see how excited Jana got when she made her dad laugh.
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Yes agreed!
@RobG17292 жыл бұрын
Fellow arrives in Australia, and is asked if he has a criminal record. He says, "Is that still required?"
@honzo10782 жыл бұрын
Classic
@thecelticprince49492 жыл бұрын
Yeah probably.
@chuckmaddison29242 жыл бұрын
A foreigner arrives in Australia. The government tells the 27 000 000 population to adapt to them. : )
@creatinker2 жыл бұрын
@@chuckmaddison2924 Pathetic mate.
@chuckmaddison29242 жыл бұрын
@@creatinker At the company I work for it's very much the case.
@philmacks292 жыл бұрын
Leigh nailed it with delivery of the deja vu joke. He was justifiably really happy with himself too.
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Probably too happy haha
@richardd3367 Жыл бұрын
Making it the opener was perfect.
@kylewamboldt284 Жыл бұрын
The joy Jana has when she makes her dad laugh is priceless
@sowhat2878 Жыл бұрын
Does Jana use instagram?
@ryanklotz3092 жыл бұрын
I like how Jana seems so unimpressed by some of these. That's one of the funniest parts of this. Lol
@peacetoall18582 жыл бұрын
Please turn this into a regular thing. Had so much fun.
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Legend we will!
@mbohr49152 жыл бұрын
Dad walks up to a hardware clerk and says "I need some 2x4s" the clerk asks " how long do you want them" dad says "for a long time I'm building a house"
@richa.s99122 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Adithyan72742 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@gregjorda30802 жыл бұрын
I gotta try that at the lumber yard...oughta be fun...lol
It's Matt's constant little muffled laughs in the mic that do it for me. I don't know how everyone's not constantly cracking up because of that 😂😂
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha you are quite right
@yesloow2 жыл бұрын
The elephant jokes were fantastic, as was the punchline=setup joke Jana told! She is just unbreakable!
@elthairselanim91772 жыл бұрын
So do you know how to put 4 crocodiles in a Mini? Ask the elephant to get out first
@noirjacques32742 жыл бұрын
Most particularly, I loved NICKY’S inability to hold back laughter with Jana’s “An Irishman walks out of a bar”. 😂 06:54
@z0mgchris2 жыл бұрын
Jana's skydiving joke is probably one of my all time favourites over the years, Actually hilarious it came up here.
@KajunNinja2 жыл бұрын
If you first don't suceed then skydiving isn't for you.😉
@richa.s99122 жыл бұрын
And now it down here ‼️😂
@andrewg37682 жыл бұрын
Don't rely on Skydiving it will let you down every time!
@anjayl2 жыл бұрын
In the same spirit : You can eat every mushroom... some just once tho.
@manoculture15242 жыл бұрын
Why don’t blind people go skydiving? It scares the crap out of the dog. 🪂 🐶 😱
@denizkendirci2 жыл бұрын
An irish man walks out of a bar. My new favorite lol
@joedavis86382 жыл бұрын
I always think Eloise has the best material; she just makes herself laugh. :)
@NotSoFast712 жыл бұрын
The best pirate joke ever: A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, did you know that you have a steering wheel on your crotch?" The pirate replies "Arrgghh. It drives me nuts!"
@VeryUsMumblings2 жыл бұрын
Why do pirates insulate their ships? For the ARRR-value.
@dadagnew22 жыл бұрын
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You may think it's the "R" but it's really the "C".
@rembrandt972ify2 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the pirate that was a Wheel of Fortune contestant? He lost, kept asking for an ARRR.
@jefformsby5604 Жыл бұрын
I have a stiff neck. I took a viagra and I didn’t swallow quickly enough.
@bulmavegetta714 Жыл бұрын
@@jefformsby5604 😂😂😂
@MisterHen2 жыл бұрын
Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a couple of hours. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life. 🤣🤣🤣
@comingviking2 жыл бұрын
Elephant jokes were my favorite when I was a kid. "How does the elephant hunt for rabbits?" "Hides in the grass and makes carrot noises." "How does the elephant catch sparrows?" "Sits on a ledge pretending to be a bread crumb"
@jespervalgreen64612 жыл бұрын
How do the elephants get down from the trees? They sit on a leaf and wait until fall. How can you tell if there's an elephant in the fridge? There are footprints in the pie. Why is it dangerous to go for a walk in the forest in the fall? That's when all the elephants come tumbling down.
@comingviking2 жыл бұрын
@@jespervalgreen6461 All the classics! And now we know why autumn is sometimes referred to as "the Fall".
@crazybikerpauliej93672 жыл бұрын
@@jespervalgreen6461 How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck. 🤣🤣
@phnelson0332 жыл бұрын
The levitation of birds joke deserved far greater reaction. Impeccable delivery was key. That's definitely my kind of humor...kudos to Nicky.
@jeremy5939 Жыл бұрын
It's a Steven Wright joke, kind of deadpan/surreal humour.
@brian554xx2 жыл бұрын
"Did I already do my deja vu joke?" "You just asked me that a second ago."
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha love it!
@thanosp.81402 жыл бұрын
Napoleon was buried very close to his mother. Like a bone-apart.
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Haha this is the best
@falcn122 жыл бұрын
I almost spit out my coffee...
@disposablehero49112 жыл бұрын
That's a really clever one.
@lincolnrabie11272 жыл бұрын
Ey nicky has a pure south african sense of humor🤣🤣
@Melkbos78 Жыл бұрын
Oom Nicky is ‘n lag
@alomm9789 Жыл бұрын
Oh God!!! Jana and her Dad...can go on for hours
@R0CKB0UND2 жыл бұрын
JANA's chuckles > My life
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha they are quite rare 😂
@georgecaplin90752 жыл бұрын
My vote so far is for “most people are quite shocked when they find out I’m not a qualified electrician”.
@misbahurrehman4426 Жыл бұрын
I did not get the joke 😢
@georgecaplin9075 Жыл бұрын
@@misbahurrehman4426 the double meaning of “to shock”. Surprise and electrocute. The joke basically makes use of both meanings.
@misbahurrehman4426 Жыл бұрын
@@georgecaplin9075 my native language is not English, so i did not get many of the jokes 😔
@georgecaplin9075 Жыл бұрын
@@misbahurrehman4426 did my explanation help, though?
@misbahurrehman4426 Жыл бұрын
@@georgecaplin9075 yes, it means many people get electric shock
@dizachster32 жыл бұрын
This is what we have been waiting for!!! Did not disappoint!!
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Amazing thank you legend!
@ricricky4103 Жыл бұрын
How do you get a elephant into a Safeway shopping cart... Take the S out of safe and The F out of way 😮😂
@renemuller5114 Жыл бұрын
Jana's "An Irishman walks out of a bar" was great, but Eloise's Grandfather joke was my favorite!!
@steverobbins48722 жыл бұрын
Reverse paranoia is when you can't shake the felling that you're following someone.
@Mister_Ri_MFBMT2 жыл бұрын
The 2 jokes abt mini & elephants cracked me up out loud n tears went down my eyes. Golly!
@zimagic2 жыл бұрын
Jana is stone cold!! Excellent video!
@giddygolfer2 жыл бұрын
Love the elephant and mini joke. I have been telling a version of this for decades. 💚💛⛳
@honzo10782 жыл бұрын
In my day, it was a Volkswagen.
@soccernflying57092 жыл бұрын
@@honzo1078 Same! And involved a refrigerator :)
@davidmam2 жыл бұрын
footprints in the butter…
@dagoelius2 жыл бұрын
I dont get it.
@soccernflying57092 жыл бұрын
How many elephants can you fit in a Volkswagen? Four, one in each seat. (...Tell another joke...) How do you know if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter. How do you know if there are two elephants in your refrigerator? You hear them talking. How do you know if there are three elephants in your refrigerator? Door won't close. How do you know if there are four elephants in your refrigerator? Empty Volkswagen on the driveway.
@ferrari2k Жыл бұрын
13:35 that "oooh" of understanding was sooo cute :D
@tomjoad13632 жыл бұрын
The man and the fire make me burst out of laugh. Thanks.
@emanymton57892 жыл бұрын
that one's a classical Terry Pratchett
@michaelc.3647 Жыл бұрын
the rice joke was classic Mitch Hedburg!
@jacodickinson67782 жыл бұрын
Laughed my bottom off 🤣🤣. Nicky sounds South African !! I remember the mini jokes. As he told the second part of it and burst out laughing so loud.
@jackgerberuae Жыл бұрын
Lol, yes! Heard him from a mile away 😂
@itsbeckon20172 жыл бұрын
I fell in love with Jana sooo badly. She's amazing
@Rick_B522 жыл бұрын
The IKEA one got me outta no mans land! 😆😆😆😆😆
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Hahah I need to go watch that one again
@darowa442 жыл бұрын
I told my wife she was painting her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
@bulmavegetta714 Жыл бұрын
you sure it wasnt a sharpie. 😂😂
@QactisX Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@J0hnR4nd0m2 жыл бұрын
With Dad jokes, delivery is key. And these people f*cking nail them :D
@ramandeepbagga96652 жыл бұрын
Too good.. Well thought well written jokes.. And at the end, Jana is beautiful.. I think I am her biggest fan..
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Love that feedback thank you legend!
@elgar1042 жыл бұрын
Stand in line Bagga.....
@OM-et4qj2 жыл бұрын
Some of these jokes were borrowed..
@johnedwards93292 жыл бұрын
The Mexican magician joke deserved better, but it was good of Eloise to taco one for the team.
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha agreed 😂
@seanwilkinson74312 жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates you have dad jokes jalapeño comments section right now.
@Scallers8132 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the chameleon who was too afraid to change color in public? He had a reptile dysfunction
@sokkiesgolf47422 жыл бұрын
Just love this channel, hearing Nicky’s accent, makes me sad how many of us can be found across the oceans! Keep it ip guys and girls, nothing better than a few dad jokes after a work day.
@atharvaabhyankar Жыл бұрын
Out of curiosity, what accent is that?
@Azg4l0R12 жыл бұрын
Is it me or does the DAD deliver the dad jokes the best
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha he should 😂
@ilaphroaig2 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with Jana. What a funny beauty she is, wow.
@tacobell20092 жыл бұрын
5:55 I swore he was gonna say "Not telling everybody." 😂
@ryanflynn43112 жыл бұрын
I didnt understand the elephant and mini jokes but then i was introduced to a whole genre of jokes!
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Yes elephant is it’s own genre 😂
@CorvusCorone682 жыл бұрын
i think they mean Mini Cooper, a brand of car known for being on the small side
@ryanflynn43112 жыл бұрын
@@CorvusCorone68 yeah that part i got, i didn’t understand that the punchline was just the absurdity of an elephant in a mini cooper lol
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
@@CorvusCorone68 That is exactly right!
@chrisashton10822 жыл бұрын
How do you get out of an elephant?... Run around till you get pooped out
@thangsingkaroung8458 Жыл бұрын
What Google replied when I search Jana? "Google itself has been searching"😅😅😂
@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Doomted902 жыл бұрын
Grandpa dieing peacefully in his sleep is one of my go to dad jokes. Gets you some odd looks sometimes...
@Burninlog2 жыл бұрын
Some good stuff in there. Especially the Stewart Francis jokes.
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
He is a gun!
@Burninlog2 жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates He definitely is, along with Tim Vine.
@Burninlog2 жыл бұрын
Oh, snap...I forgot about Gary Delaney, too. Put some of his in there and you'll just about guarantee victory!
@rammohann.t9830 Жыл бұрын
my laughter will be delivered in 3-4 business days
@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
Boom thank you!
@FFSAname2 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who expected Skin to end the alphabet/pirate joke with: "Because they get stuck at the Aarrr (R)"? I feel cheated!
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
I also thought that 😂
@misterkite2 жыл бұрын
Appreciated the Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright oneliners.
@ryanklotz3092 жыл бұрын
Hi All, thanks for all of these great jokes. I shared some of these, from this video with people on my Facebook friends list over the weekend, they got some laughs. Thanks again! :-)
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing!! That's awesome!
@theblackdouglas47722 жыл бұрын
What do you call the dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, it's not gonna come anyway.
@noirjacques32742 жыл бұрын
I’m about to go to work with tears in my eyes, thanks alot Chocca’s!!! ….. …. No, no… seriously, thank you!
@miljoy912 жыл бұрын
Loved the rocking chair one! Skin is my favourite 😃
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Skin has been dominant in recent times!
@donalddconard22662 жыл бұрын
You know when someone that's not liked very much is not going to have too many friends at his Funeral. When his obituary reads that he is survived by his pallbearers.
@HailRider2 жыл бұрын
omg....the testicle glitter one got me
@dumdumbringgumgum29402 жыл бұрын
2 minis parked outside took tf out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jericosha28422 жыл бұрын
I love these so much. You guys are great
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much legend!
@michaelzumpano73182 жыл бұрын
Funnest extended family ever! That was awesome!
@RadeticDaniel2 жыл бұрын
you guys gotta a derivative joke out of Mitch Hedberg's (1968-2005) material, he used to say "I don't like rice because no matter how hungry I am I cannot eat 2000 of something" or depending on the show "Man, I really like rice, it's great when you're hungry want to eat 2000 of something" Mitch was the king of presenting puns and absurd sentences in dead pan style
@clawsoon2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure "I can levitate birds" was a Mitch Hedberg joke, too.
@RadeticDaniel2 жыл бұрын
@@clawsoon yeap "I can levitate birds with the power of my mind... but only when they're flapping"
@RadeticDaniel2 жыл бұрын
And had he lived a little longer we might have gotten a 3rd sentence disclaimer for ostriches 😂
@clawsoon2 жыл бұрын
Correction to what I said... the "I can levitate birds... no one cares" joke was Steven Wright.
@klausgerken1905 Жыл бұрын
Those two elephant joke. I think they are the oldest jokes I remember. I love them.
@sullyfox49932 жыл бұрын
@8:14 Matt suddenly turns into Yoda.
@TheHumbleSuper2 жыл бұрын
The elephants in the mini was the best joke.
@ciaran36012 жыл бұрын
The toaster joke was so stupid, I cackled
@seanwilkinson74312 жыл бұрын
Still can't figure out why the bread on my Galaxy isn't cooked yet. 😛
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I love that joke
@AhmedAce32 жыл бұрын
Bruce lee and Suddenly one was my favourite! I was in fits!
@spdcrzy2 жыл бұрын
And now I understand where Jana gets her sense of humor from haha
@XiagraBalls Жыл бұрын
The internet.
@jarcadipane28492 жыл бұрын
Can't tell you how many times i have watched this same video... so good...
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Absolute legend!
@robduckworth89402 жыл бұрын
How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge? You can see its footprints in your cheesecake.
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Hahah now I feel like cheesecake
@mohammedbinladen46192 жыл бұрын
I wish I could laugh like that, the most you'll get from me is a smile and that's when it's a funny joke. I guess I could fake it.
@TheJokereker2 жыл бұрын
Blind man walks into a bar with a service dog and starts swinging it across the bar. The bartender shouts:”what the hell are you doing with a dog?!” The blind man replies:”just looking around” 😂
@TST594 Жыл бұрын
I bought a dog from a blacksmith once. Soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
@Emily-dj7mb Жыл бұрын
Jana has such a soothing voice ngl
@Hucksty2 жыл бұрын
Jana is brutal at this! icemaiden!! love the vids!!
@jeradw7420 Жыл бұрын
Nah, there were times they didn't count her chuckles. Pretty biased counting. She was got a few more times than the counter showed, usually when the teller laughed harder.
@abdulrafeymehmood71652 жыл бұрын
Randomly came to your videos while searching for Dad Jokes. You have the best videos. Thank You for making us laugh 😂. Love from Pakistan
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Amazing legend thank you so much for the support!
@himanshunegi82402 жыл бұрын
What do you call an expert fisherman? A Master Baiter.
@CHR1SSCAR2 жыл бұрын
Loved the lazy eye gag
@StudioMargalima2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, i frequently watch this. Please continue with these vids!
@realRohit0012 жыл бұрын
Jana mastered this game. She's not giving any points
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
No signs of cracks yet
@HelloThere.....2 жыл бұрын
15:10 My "pirate joke" would have been "why can't pirates finish the alphabet, they get lost at sea" again
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I swear he did that one somewhere didn't he?
@gedalyahreback21332 жыл бұрын
I'm here for the joke reactions, unlike the others here apparently
@nanda20802 жыл бұрын
Awesome guys.. you are the first channel that I ever subscribed.. Jana is indeed tough.
@scottjackson16362 жыл бұрын
Great stuff, but I don't think it should count against you if you laugh from a comment from the audience or if you laugh second. Only the first to break should get a point.
@excusemymouth18322 жыл бұрын
Please upload pt3 sooner rather than later. You guys and gals are my fave. Thanks xx
@aamerfallatah3322 жыл бұрын
Jana is the GOAT
@WeGotTheChocolates2 жыл бұрын
She's top shelf!
@nationofcool83 Жыл бұрын
The Batman skipping church joke is probably the most clever one of the entire series.
@danekappler24222 жыл бұрын
Ya know, if someone who's not a father tries to tell dad jokes, that would be a feaux pa.
@epsi Жыл бұрын
The Irishman joke and the granddad's passengers joke are my favorites here.
@ventrisdaark46082 жыл бұрын
Why does Matt get away with laughing all the time yet anyone else makes a noise and they score a point?
@scottlang72712 жыл бұрын
Jana does some superb eyebrow work at 3:04 - which cracked me up, but didn't work on her Dad.
@raystone46732 жыл бұрын
Great clip. Can't get enough. "Whats the difference between a letterbox and an elephants ass? Don't know? I won't get you to post mail for me."
@dadagnew22 жыл бұрын
Why can't you find any elephants hiding up in the trees? It's because they're really f'king good at it.
@aslanpatience8278 Жыл бұрын
Legitimately watching this for the third time in as many days 😂 👍😎💯
@frederickang15752 жыл бұрын
The elephants in a mini was the best; reminded me of the elephants in a Tree joke
@TheRockyinvincible2 жыл бұрын
What's the context of it? Filling the elephants in mini, if you could
@frederickang15752 жыл бұрын
@@TheRockyinvincible kzbin.infoUgkx-lNQTNnu_VmYRr8heFaFvqlV_JteQ5Tk Elephants hiding in trees ...
@frederickang15752 жыл бұрын
@@TheRockyinvincible kzbin.infoUgkxgQ68L7NfF_6VQk6HJCVBdKTVJjqqhZFK E's. in a mini
@ronmathew36742 жыл бұрын
One who gets most points is purest at heart.
@Th4t_guy_2 жыл бұрын
You gotta get Jana with the "stupid clever" jokes
@deaconstjohn4842 Жыл бұрын
The thesaurus joke is really clever lol grandpa dying in his sleep I already knew it and it's one of my all time favourites xD
@lenbeedle Жыл бұрын
Definitely hearing some Mitch Hedberg and Stewart Francis one-liners in there LOL
@Philomaan Жыл бұрын
There are sometimes the same jokes in different episodes, but I still have to laugh because of the delivery and you all laughing