10 Minutes of Jimmy Carr Roasting Religions! | Jimmy Carr

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[@lillian6076]

Jimmy giving trigger warnings before his videos is peak 2023

[@francistaylor1822]

A little uncharacteristic of him

[@JodyHwd]

@@francistaylor1822 Yes. But so much better than him getting cancelled !!

[@saimbhat6243]

Nobody takes religion seriously in europe anymore. He should be more worried if he makes jokes about gender or something. As far as the religion of Christianity goes, nobody is going to get offended. Because to get offended you need to have reverence, sense of divinity/holiness, sense of SACREDNESS etc. etc. stuff for your faith. But well, nobody uses these words anymore. I dont even believe that anybody even knows what these words used to refer to in ancient days.

[@goldenpony822]

​@@saimbhat6243makes yoy wonder about the few hundreds of believers following pope Francis' moves across the continent to protest against him. Is that nobody, just a loud minority? Who do they represent and in which quantities? Enough to have national political parties entering that talk.

[@Trigger-Warning]

Jimmy gives trigger warnings for American audiences and muslims. They have no sense of humor. AND they believe in a fake god who murders people and they pretend to know what they god thinks and who he wants them to hurt. They judge others and forgive themselves.

[@AtamMardes]

"Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool." Voltaire

[@billysastard8779]

Thank you.

[@HarryNicNicholas]

mark twain, but okay.

[@macgregor3184]

Not even funny I am afraid

[@mushbone]

​@@macgregor3184Don't be scared.

[@Lookmaxxed_Pikachu_69]

​@@macgregor3184be not afraid

[@wozzywick]

“I don’t think Phil Collins is a good drummer” was the most offensive thing in the whole video!

[@purpleprinc3]

Listen to me now Mama, MAMA, MAMAAAA!! *drum roll* different song but still...but I do like Collins of Phil.

[@MonkeyJedi99]

@@purpleprinc3 I also like Phil Collins for giving us Lily Collins. Wowza!

[@user-ux9zg5oz7f]

Class act !! 😹❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@ethanclairville6434]

Omg... yes! I made an out-of-line face to that only!

[@DrWho-vc2go]

Yeh! He should have been honest, and said he was crap.

[@eladlevy9494]

Don't apologize for your art, man. You're saying important stuff. Great material!

[@MegaLoucon]

Making fun of religion is hilarious and more people should do it.

[@johncoops6897]

We all do much as we can. But it's like preaching to the converted 😂

[@matthewfoy4202]

Oh we do. 😊

[@304enjoyer3]

But it’s bad to make fun of mentally challenged

[@johncoops6897]

@@304enjoyer3 - not really, that's why they were "created". 😃

[@FreeThinkingRealist]

except Islam... right?

[@TheTruthKiwi]

Massive respect to Jimmy for not being afraid to offend the gullible, deluded, ignorant superstitionists. Bravo good sir 👍

[@callmestan117]

He can't do these much against Islam and you know why 😢

[@TheTruthKiwi]

@@callmestan117Yeah because the f'n psycho's might blow him up! 😂

[@ZesPak]

@@callmestan117 It's basically all Catholic because that's what he knows and grew up with?

[@nbandpinportugal]

@@user-kr4rz5hn4n No.

[@nimmha6708]

there's a difference between courage and stupidity. It's known that muslims usually do not accept even the lightest joke about their prophets, god or quran. @@user-kr4rz5hn4n

[@purpleprinc3]

If an illegal immigrant and a priest get into a fight, is it still Alien vs. Predator?

[@AntitheistHuman]

vs Pedophile yeah

[@christopherharris6145]

😂

[@zamolxezamolxe8131]

Underrated comment

[@hazukichanx408]

Knock-off movie makers be like... "Write that down, write that down!"

[@fins59]

That is gold, I'm going to adapt it to "Have you seen that movie about an illegal immigrant and a priest? Alien vs Predator"

[@Metal73Mike]

“We have to learn to tolerate each other. We have to learn to put up with the fact that some people will say things we don’t like.” - Bertrand Russell in an interview in 1959 when asked if he would have a message to future generations... Thanks for sharing and keep at them Jimmy !

[@trollthetroller2]

Say that to a Muslim 😢

[@jonharrison9222]

Say that to Caroline Farrel.

[@hasan_z]

@@trollthetroller2 i read it

[@bugsygender3375]

when people who say things that we don't like then take action and affect my life, as in creating rules or laws that restrict what I can do BECAUSE of what they say/believe, then tolerating them is no longer appropriate for me.

[@kurtkish6970]

He’s actually a Great drummer! He just is an average singer and ruined Genesis. There.

[@barryabberton1043]

Loved those in the crowd with their arms folded and a scowl on their face. Cannot talk about the sky daddy like that. Bahahahahahaha.

[@freemagicfun]

I saw some of them... why would they go see him? This is what I expect from him, and I am loving it. 😎

[@RedFoxwithTubeSocks-hi7jj]

Probably muslims just waiting for him to say something mean, so they can allahu akbar his arse.

[@tnbrfller]

I saw a Jimmy Carr performance this last Summer, and it was just brilliant. I don't recall be personally offended by anything he said ! But then again i'm not an idiot, or religious.

[@sandyn3384]

😂😂

[@joeterezaboss6801]

Haha ,cry about it after death , repent n believe in atleast a supreme being

[@Deditzy.]

You had me at”… it contains quite strong stuff!” 😂😂😂

[@HerrMau]

Love it when comedians have the guts to call out religions for what they are without fear of repercussion

[@Aceofheartless]

I think you mean a religion, it’s not like he talked about a lot of them 😂🤷‍♀️

[@krionic]

except Muslims... don't be an idiot.

[@lopave6]

He is just doing jokes, just jokes, he will lose every debate with a religious leader with what he said here.

[@DrWho-vc2go]

@@Aceofheartless He def talked about Church of England. Muslim, and Roman Catholic. That's more than A religion.

[@DrWho-vc2go]

@@lopave6 I seriously doubt that. Put Jimmy in a room with a Catholic priest and a choir boy, he'll feel lonely, and left out of the conversation. 🤣🤣🤣

[@thomasdevine867]

I don't see myself as a lapsed Catholic. I prefer the term escapee.

[@marysimons8900]

Or a recovering Catholic

[@HumansAreShitFactories]

Escaping from the shackles of your own mind. Intelligent people aren’t trapped in the first place.

[@dennislake8890]

My wife always says she's a recovering catholic

[@ultravirez]

Summed it up perfectly. Imaginary friend is also how I describe faith.

[@thomasmount7388]

i can't believe the audience didn't get the 'you have to finish that in your own head, somewhat ironically.' I was dying!

[@davidshepherd397]

Jimmy we as the people of the planet need comedians like you. keep it up.

[@kgal9657]

"Benevolent zombie coming back to save you," I'll go ahead and log that away lmao

[@willdixon2349]

I used that line in a comment to some raving Bible-basher - He blocked me !

[@jeffphakenewz8556]

I'm an oldster, but new to Jimmy Carr. Love his delivery.

[@thomasstengel7356]

Jimmy Carr is an absolute savage. And, I love it.

[@clownbasher2911]

Thanks for kicking ass, love from the Netherlands!

[@thisislilraskal]

This is pure gold. Love ya Jimmy

[@josephbelisle5792]

Bloody brilliant. Love it. I could listen to this for hours.

[@AntitheistHuman]

You sir are a trustworthy person and we should be happy to have someone like you out there, at least helping to make the world not so bad as it is.

[@DanJay1983]

Define “bad” and “good”.

[@AntitheistHuman]

@@DanJay1983 what game are you trying to play sir?

[@dryfox11]

@@DanJay1983Good and bad are both social constructs, adjectives applied to subjective opinions. Hope this helps.

[@kathrynwhittaker9007]

You speak so much truth and you gave me a huge laugh. Keep it up. Love this content

[@Jonc85]

Legend. I’d love to see Jimmy and Ricky Gervais having a good religion discussion:) - absolutely brilliant.

[@kevinmottram9491]

Chuck in Eddie Izzard and it would be golden!

[@cryalot378]

that would change the world (for good lol) :D

[@raktimmukherjee9407]

I agree.

[@merlin_24]

Ricky Gervais sold out to the conservatives unfortunately

[@lordaragon901]

@@kevinmottram9491George Carlin too

[@roellek16]

Love it Jimmy!!

[@tteft]

Jimmy is my kind of comedian

[@reijiorochi]

Always love watching Jimmy Carr. Dude is balancing on a string with his jokes

[@caseyjfreeman]

I needed a laugh. Thank you.

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

I remember watching Jimmy Carr hosting a game show years ago( English version of family feud, maybe?) and he was totally hilarious.

[@blakestormcrow6275]

8 Out of 10 Cats? Also the Big Quiz of the Year. Hilarious stuff 😂

[@nahuelma97]

Also 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown. That's how I met him and my life's been better since 😂

[@nahuelma97]

He has a new game show called I Literally Just Told You that's also pretty great. It's just incredibly funny. Both the contestants and him

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

@@nahuelma97 😎👍

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

@@nahuelma97 😎👍

[@GeeVanderplas]

Now I am offended, Phil Collins is an amazing drummer!

[@Fubar2024]

Absolutely perfect!!

[@raktimmukherjee9407]

I absolutely loved it Jimmy

[@confusiondelusion4569]

Gentle Jimmy is not a thing...thats why he is beloved 😂

[@geasonmorralace9563]

God i love this guy !

[@CC-vw1cs]

Brilliant made my evening 😁

[@dougmurphy1777]

Please never change, Jimmy!

[@weskal5490]

Great stuff as always!

[@hughbarton5743]

Great work!! Nice to hear you speak out. If KZbin existed around 200AD ( and let you speak, of course ) perhaps in the subsequent centuries, enough people would be saying: "You know, this Carr fellow might be on to something".... and the world be markedly improved. Thank you, Mr. Carr!

[@mehallica666]

Religion certainly did it's best to hold back science and discovery for long enough. I'm sure Galileo would have testified to that fact (if the Church hadn't killed him).

[@MrPecikllasi]

Love you Jimmy! You are the best!

[@betty-joymoreau4363]

This is funny 😆 love it.

[@whereisshaz]

Loved it 😂 truth needs to be told 👌

[@larryparis925]

This is excellent. And truthful.

[@RoyRage14]

LOVE IT!!!!😂😂🖤🖤

[@AmgAmg-xn4yr]

Great job Keep it up From Argentina

[@cryalot378]

Jimmy, my national treasure

[@mr.rainbowlovescoffee]

Thank you puppet Man for sharing this funny stuff😂

[@normang663]

Love you jmmy, thanks for coming to Jakarta last month. 90 mins of nonstop laughter

[@roundninja]

Look, I can tolerate dark humor, even offensive humor, but when he said bishops move diagonally that crossed a line.

[@HoangNguyen-rd6qy]

No it doesn't. Bishops only move diagonally, so they only ever cross corners, no lines.

[@Gabor.P.]

[@ItApproaches]

@@HoangNguyen-rd6qy/Whoosh! You missed his point, he made a joke. By going diagonally they are CROSSING LINES lol.

[@redi08]

⁠@@ItApproachesthat’s what he said. Bishop don’t cross lines but corners

[@user-mv3qm4qh8l]

humor or comedy doesn't have limits.

[@dushi1903]

I was raised a Catholic and used to be an alter boy. I always used to sneak in back of the alter and eat the wafers and drink the wine. I don’t go to church anymore😂

[@DrWho-vc2go]

Not since the Priest caught you, and made you bend over......

[@anitakephart3851]

It's altar boy not alter

[@incumbentvinyl9291]

*altar boy

[@jonathanyoung8109]

Wow, and you’re still alive?

[@user-mv3qm4qh8l]

why wouldn't he be alive? @@jonathanyoung8109

[@michaelfitzhugh4305]

Love ya Jimmy. Keep roasting

[@sammuslu2992]

A national treasure 😅,we love you Jimmy!😚

[@agentsmith2378]

Such a savage i luv it 😂

[@fernandoorozco5968]

I love this guy

[@Darth8Sidious]

The idea of comedy is to make jokes and make people enjoy life. If people don’t like the jokes or material I ask people like that just don’t watch it. And let the rest of us enjoy it. 👊👍

[@purpleprinc3]

Humour is meant to disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed. That quote was originally about art but I think it also works here.

[@mikefufuffalo8487]

These were all great. Amazing you have to put a warning before this. Should say, "Sorry to all the religious, you won't like this. It contains the truth, and I know you all hate that." =)

[@mahmoudedi9989]

Love you man once funny always funny

[@kit_K8]

The intro 😂😂😂😂 omfg

[@JaworekPlay]

Absolute gold Jimmy! Love your work. And I absolutely agree with your opinion about religion.

[@JohnSmith-tm3zh]

Hilarious as always BUT it's a sad world when you have to put in the disclaimer. Don't worry about triggering anyone... stuff em!

[@ronohamon4600]

I like this guy 😂😂

[@nathanspark4876]

Bro u r a gift to human race, keep up!

[@carmenmccauley1235]

Love you!!! So hilarious!!

[@Thinkforwardnow]

He did a trivia thing at the beginning of lockdown that was excellent. British folks are fabulous. My wife and I watch only British shows now. Damn I miss Sean Lock.

[@zapkvr]

Lock. For Christ's sake

[@socat9311]

Religion is comedic on its own

[@georgesos]

Wow,we need warning In a comedy show not to offend morons...I feel for you Jimmy.

[@MonkeyJedi99]

I need to talk to Jimmy's supervisor! Right NOW!!! - some Karen, everywhere.

[@mj8495]

Maybe it was just part of the....comedy? 😂

[@cryalot378]

maybe, just maybe it's meant for the younger audience (since you can't really control that on the internet)

[@N8T1V3-5F]

Oh I love this thank you so much.

[@brucefranklin1317]

Love his take on religions...so spot on...

[@monastero]

And the truth is even worse. The guy is right!!!! I will follow his words!!! Lol

[@ReleaseMyKrakken]

8:12 i died laughing that was so good

[@nileswift]

Bloody fantastic Jimmy 😅😅😅😅😅

[@michealfickling4676]

Your comedy is amazing.

[@cmhk9]

I’m a huge fan. I love the dark stuff.

[@ahlija]

You know you wanna watch when he says dont watch this 😂

[@FoundaPeanut]

I wish I could like this several times.

[@user-eu1el9jr9d]

More people should say this. Thank you for these great laughs.

[@celinejohnston3694]

Love when comedians mock religion. Good going, Jimmy Carr💪⚛️🇮🇪...

[@theautisticdoomgod]

YOU ARE AN IRISH ATHEIST????? LET'S GO, ME TOO!! ⚛️🇮🇪⚛️🇮🇪⚛️🇮🇪⚛️🇮🇪

[@rexnewman3859]

I love offensive comedians even when they insult my belief system because I can appreciate the humour in it all

[@TheOmegaXicor]

The beauty of comedians is they don't mock your faith they mock a caricature of your faith, as long as you know the specifics of your faith then it won't offend you.

[@mj8495]

@@TheOmegaXicorThe problem is that some religions are entirely caricatures in practice

[@chadbrad8100]

because they r right lmao

[@Mrfairchap]

It's not an insult though; it's just an alternative opinion.

[@RedFoxwithTubeSocks-hi7jj]

*"I love offensive comedians even when they insult my belief system..."* Tell me you're not a muslim without telling me you're not a muslim.

[@nigelscott1922]

Bring it on Jimmy

[@emielvonbartels7408]

Me and the girlfriend are seeing your show in Rotterdam tomorrow. We're super excited! Hopefully we can get a picture before the show, hah

[@sudhanvakashyap297]

how did it go?

[@user-mv3qm4qh8l]

HE WAS IN ROTTERDAM! DAMN i live there, i didn't knew he would come!

[@victorparent]

Thanks for the short, yet accurate disclaimer. It not only protects but honors you, kin sir.

[@user-hx4wz2px5k]

Bloody well done!

[@chadbrad8100]

lol British

[@user-mv3qm4qh8l]

lol American @@chadbrad8100

[@zingerinc]

Outstanding ! 😂

[@abc-dj3dx]

Loved it!!!! Make 'em squirm, it's good for them!!!!! LOL

[@kohatenclave]

Last joke was most shocking and fucking hilarious.

[@shantimau4702]

Totally hilarious!!!

[@JodyHwd]

Love your work Jimmy. Hope you never get cancelled !! Is there anymore Cats does Countdown I can look forward to?

[@kishiyomo993]

We have commanded people to honour their parents. But if they urge you to associate with Me what you have no knowledge of, then do not obey them. To Me you will ˹all˺ return, and then I will inform you of what you used to do. 29:8

[@gijgij4541]

My mother was a psychopath, why should my sisters and I honour the old witch?@@kishiyomo993

[@JaworekPlay]

@@kishiyomo993 don't take drugs and comment 🤣

[@kishiyomo993]

@@JaworekPlay We have commanded people to honour their parents. But if they urge you to associate with Me what you have no knowledge of, then do not obey them. To Me you will ˹all˺ return, and then I will inform you of what you used to do. 29:8

[@mehallica666]

​@@kishiyomo993I guess you didn't take his advice on not doing drugs and commenting?

[@pauljoneseyboy9615]

Don’t give them trigger warnings! It’s more fun when they cry.

[@spork8655]

I'm guessing he might do that because it makes his life a bit more simple. Less angry nutbars in the comments

[@mennobults6464]

Jimmy carr, legend.😊😂🤣

[@emmental2020]

Comedy is the best thing about being human.

[@purpleprinc3]

048 "Unless of course you're Muslim, then there definitely is a God, I'm not a fucking idiot" 🤣🤣👌

[@marcd1981]

I haven't seen Jimmy's newer material, and seeing this video that was posted just 7 days ago had me asking right away if he is alright health-wise. He has obviously lost a lot of weight, I'm hoping it was intentionally.

[@SaintlyAussie]

Hes just older like the rest of us.

[@Phehistyr]

He has had quite a bit of plastic surgery done. You can find videos of him talking about it.

[@LouisianaJesse]

Looks like he’s got AIDS

[@markwegner6100]

Cancer

[@user-pw6ei2mn7x]

Yes I got a fright too..Take care Jimmy

[@nexusfxgen3449]

love this guy

[@tdsmtdsm]

Love you Jimmy

[@carolinebjerkelund767]

Your religious jokes are just telling the truth about religion. Well done.

[@XAE_A_Xii]

people like you think think they are the smartest and know everything. Religious people at least don't say they know, they say they believe.

[@carolinebjerkelund767]

@@XAE_A_Xii People like you still believe in Santa Claus

[@dannymcwilliams422]

⁠that's an awful thing to say, especially since its Santa's birthday next month

[@carolinebjerkelund767]

@@dannymcwilliams422 lol

[@Home8rew]

@@XAE_A_XiiThat doesn’t make you sound any more intelligent you know

[@youtubeizcrazzy6123]

Good point ! It should be easy for Gods to reach us. 😂

[@antoinettejoubert]

Love it! !

[@Andrew_Yewtuhov]

Yeeep man, you are right about this 👍

[@NewMessage]

Ooooo this is gonna make Magic Sky Daddy's dupes so maaaaad.

[@BrakerOfStones]

I find you hilarious but with my deepen faith I think this will be a good send off for me.

[@andreferreira1758]

Splendid!