10 Pokemon You'd Probably Never Beat | Mr1upz

[@Mr1upz]

For me personally, I'd beat watchog with a sock full of ultra balls

[@Maximus2761]

Man that steel frisbee gonna bust through that wall with a damn blitzkrieg over that hypocrisy.

[@Nutshaq]

Why would you do that to the GOAT? People jealous smh

[@TonioQuo7]

Personally I'd use heavy balls

[@tommycleary1431]

Good on you for the porno music on these countdowns ❤✌

[@tommycleary1431]

Not only are your videos literally thee best, but that music gets me goin

[@MrJebenarochez]

This man can diss an entire bar full of people so quickly the doors haven't even closed yet after he kicked them in.

[@crabohato4954]

While he does that, crabrawler drinks 5 bottles of beer while sending their kneecaps to the shadow realm.

[@ThePlasmicAlchemist]

"No one's catchin' that Speed Form." *To give him credit, nobody saw Regieleki coming.*

[@gawaynelowers5164]

As if Regeleki could stand a chance in the distortion realm against Deoxys.

[@halberd-3291]

@@gawaynelowers5164 idk they’re both incredibly powerful. Especially in lore.

[@lennartstockl5826]

@@gawaynelowers5164 Regieleki can outspeed and oneshot Deoxys easily.

[@boppo16]

@@lennartstockl5826 Nah defense form bud

[@kaijugroupie626]

"Dexoys is the full package. He does it all, the full 50 chicken wings, a bev on the side, an entire round of Jagers for the whole bar and he's gonna make YOU pay the tab" Sir your comedic timing and deliverey is unrivaled by anyone who does Pokemon related content, I love your one liners but this one in particularly had me in stitches. A chef's kiss indeed.

[@rafro98]

you have such a way with words i love it

[@TsuriaDragon]

Rafro98 I know right love it so much

[@dwilly5570]

So true. Lol I love it 😹😹😹👍🏾

[@bulbakurb2385]

That's the best part about my man over here , ever since he first started out

[@SomeGiraffe]

1:24 because shadow pissed on his wife

[@averageparasenjoyer]

I wanted to comment that

[@sephikong8323]

And because he wanted to know how Obama liked that

[@Andre-rp4pn]

ShinyPolitoed69 EcksDee am gonna piss on the moon

[@leastlikelysuspect5122]

I got 69th like and yeah all I’m hearing is Alakazam has 16 times more motivation to pee on the moon then Ivo Robonik

[@ghostamity5116]

A man of culture I see

[@CaptainObliviousV]

“No ones catching that speed form!” *many months later* Regieleki: “It’s showtime.”

[@jimllc]

SENIOR UPZ, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU...WITH WATER GUN!

[@DocDoesGamingTV]

Why am I thinking about Bea fighting her Machamp one on one right now

[@tortoiseknight8438]

Some nights befire sleeping I still find myself in awe about her throwing hands with that tera chad

[@WatchVidsMakeLists]

I love how vivid your nonsense is. Truly an art form.

[@seankinsella1860]

I would punt igglybuff around like a football

[@queslife5641]

I wouldn’t, Cinderace would

[@MercuryA2000]

Well have fun, cause now that thing isn't gonna stop bouncin right back for your little pokeballs.

[@bulbakurb2385]

TWO IN ONE MONTH?! Man, Norman isn't the only one goin for double or nothin!

[@xRIPSte]

9:33 had me dying on the way to work bro thank you

[@JonathanMartinez-og6mq]

How do you like that Alakazam?! *I PISSED ON THE MOOOOOOON!*

[@FrogInShorts]

I'm still waiting for they day you go viral and get the 1million subscribers you deserve.

[@scrapyarddragon]

Deoxys's issue though is that its defense form has garbage hp and psychic has a lot of weaknesses, while its three other forms are all too fragile to take much more than a soft wind. The key to beating it is to just hit it with pretty much any dark move and it'll just lose.

[@tonpalacios2964]

Scandinavian tracksuit house music, bruh. 😂💀

[@Lozmaloid]

I’d make ditto into Mark McGrath and tell him the opponent called him sugar gay guaranteed win

[@alinac5512]

I'd make it eminem and tell it it's opponent dissed Hailey. Or make it John Wick and tell it its opponent killed its dog.

[@bvangfilm]

Just a thought. Aegislash was given the ability “stance change.” Would you think giving Deoxys “form change” (where Deoxys changes it’s for based on the attack choices it uses) would be a fun addition to the Pokémon battle game? I think it’ll be a challenge but interesting.

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Dragapult: I have a speed stat of 142 Me: Then I have no other option... *Darude - Sandstorm plays as I send out Tyranitar* *Dragapult knocks out Tyranitar* Me: YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! JOLLY SAND RUSH EXCADRILL EARTHQUAKE!

[@demi-femme4821]

Incredible! By setting up Sandstorm, he can move first and deal enough damage to knock it out in one turn! It's the perfect stratagem!

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

@@demi-femme4821 Dragapult: WRYYYYYYYYY!

[@carolmega2867]

My Grimmsnarl: hellO

[@trent800]

wait how would it KO tyranitar

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

@@trent800 Steel Type move probably

[@ulilboy1234]

Found u in my recommendation and I can’t stop watching ur videos

[@NeufAtora]

Not having even 100k subs seems criminal to me because you have a very unique take on pokemon, and you're hilarious. I love that you brought the theme song back for your videos, the song you use for transitioning between top 10s and the outro song. I hope you make those songs available cause they're amazing. You seem like a great guy to drink with. Also, I miss the videos you did on your second channel, fighting other players online.

[@44actual]

Far better than what I was expecting. Keep pumping out content.

[@Rooster0505]

Genuinely laughed so many times, absolutely loved this video

[@ColeYote]

So... we're counting legendaries, but you're not gonna include Victini? I mean, it's only THE PHYSICAL EMBODIMENT OF VICTORY.

[@JWillicus]

It’s actually a nuke, not literal victory. There’s a pretty sound theory about it that you can look up. But Mr. 1Upz isn’t counting legends and mythicals.

[@ColeYote]

The top two on the list are both mythicals.

[@JWillicus]

@@ColeYote oh nvm u right

[@oceanman4843]

FATHER HAS RETURNED

[@wanderlustwarrior]

7:43 how did I *know* this would turn in to Steiner Math?

[@EM7575]

The wrestling references are always a treat to hear on this channel lmao

[@oyah999]

is that chrono trigger music during the aegislash part? :)

[@Ehgg-]

This channel is my 2 guilty pleasures put into one I love it

[@softmoonangel]

The Aegislash bit always cracks me up some much, the second I hear 'make haste' I lose it 🤣🤣

[@justincarter1217]

Id would NEVER want to go head up witha primeape those things live for beef

[@lacavernademr.fuller7414]

My man registeel being friking INMUNE to damagr

[@DoubleBoost23]

Here's how to defeat Alakazam. Tell it to divide 5000 by 0.

[@goommooster7572]

Plot twist: They give an actual answer.

[@PeeWee_Sherman]

I need you to know your videos are beyond fucking hilarious. The UK based references and humour and incredible. Always buzzing when there’s a new video of yours in my sub box

[@mambu229]

Ya boi Mr1upz is such a mad lad, ya know he's gonna be triple wielding spoons to go toe to toe with Alakazam, eating cocopops like Goku on his first trip to Itsu.

[@firstnamelastname5310]

The tyranitar disrespect is unreal

[@joeyteter9383]

I love the Steiner math promo mention 😂

[@springtrap1156]

2:35, I’ve got a way too beat him, make a classic anvil trap, and have him approach, the rope doesn’t go to the extremely obvious anvil, but to a slingshot holding an anvil behind him, and giving alakazam brain damageamage

[@trent800]

it would sense them both you know psychic powers

[@Rabbit-zs7sr]

My man, you JUST uploaded, respect for the upload schedule

[@somerandompeep7017]

finally someone realized how much of a fucking weapon deoxys is if you where ballsy enough to pick a fight with him

[@peasantb100d]

Imagine rotom controlling a rocket and forcing it to crash

[@SixPathsWooz]

“The Cocoa Puffs are worth the CTE.” 🤣

[@dreamoftheendless7159]

Your humor is golden and inspires me lol

[@charliefiggins5923]

Alakazam, Man has 5000 That hit different 😂

[@heyitstheblackguy]

dragapult looks like that tired dad driving during a road trip with his 2 kids arguing in the back

[@q.s.9810]

Imagine how many subscribers this man could’ve had if he uploaded at a schedule

[@tuckman315]

You’re basically the video game Dunkee of Pokémon

[@AJtheDestroyer]

By far the most underrated channel on KZbin

[@Rerim47]

Your editing is so smooth

[@leonardoquickgyro12]

It's illegal how accurate that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy announcer impression was

[@onup1475]

Surprised no mention about tyranitar that literally destroys mountains.

[@RedRumRose106]

"Build me a kingdom, or your getting stabbed"

[@myloglaisek5718]

Tyranitar is completely invincible and can crush mountains with it's hands. I think it merits a spot on this list.

[@trent800]

alot of pokemon can do this like Machamp and Grimsnarl but they were not there either

[@myloglaisek5718]

Trent it’s more the part where it is COMPLETELY invincible, like cannot be damaged by anything, that makes it completely ridiculous. The crushing mountains in its hands is just gravy.

[@RoyaLotad]

The writing and delivery of this channel is legit in point. Fucking 9 killstreak reward lmao

[@ghostamity5116]

This dudes one liners have me genuinely in tears

[@lecherousfish]

List Machamp Machamp Machamp Machamp Machamp Machamp Machamp Machamp Metagross Shuckle Honorable Mentions: The Pub Crab Tyranitar Any Black pokemon

[@5Porygon]

Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :) Jsi borec.

[@magoswes3588]

Damn, not even a week and here’s a new video! Awesome as always

[@PrismaticPichu]

Alakazam could probably annihilate the human race, especially since there is a whole species of them 😅

[@markocumic8287]

The Rainbow Lycanroc alakazam vs batman with prep time who wins?

[@markocumic8287]

Mr. Ausom yea but alakazam has been caught by a 10 year old so

[@jordyn.24]

marko cumic Maybe Alakazam likes bondage.

[@sidoram14]

personally I ain’t messing with metagross, mans a supercomputer psychic car on legs that can fly

[@TheCartoonGamer8000]

You are the ultimate Poke-Tuber. Accept no substitutes.

[@alyssakitten6006]

"when the big sharp ghost commands you to build it a kingdom... Then you build the big sharp ghost a kingdom!" Big facts

[@NuckChorris12345]

You're videos never fail to make me laugh

[@dinolover]

Thank you! I've been telling ppl duraludon is based off a damn zippo.

[@rparry7444]

Great content bro

[@Jack-ge3hw]

Aegislash got into ubers because it was the trainer all along

[@thetreyceratops]

Loved that Eggman segment but hIS FAMILY NAME IS ROBOTNIK

[@asrithsk4773]

And then you realize a bug called ninjask can outspeed deoxys with just one protect.

[@flipfloppingnob]

Professor Steiner making everything clear with math.

[@aroobism]

And my prayers have been answered someone gave this man the recourses to make frequent content

[@GDSprodify]

Big Ups From Jamaica Fam! 🇯🇲

[@mintymango3717]

13:24 regieleki: 👀

[@chief1533]

Aight i need to find the video you go over why crabrawler is such a weapon cause that shit hilarious and i need it

[@kenobi604]

Trying to find a good channel then I found this gem while going through pokemon vids

[@simonraminhos858]

Not to be that guy but having a shithole week. You never fail to crack a smile, never stop never stopping.

[@dontsubscribe8292]

I find you better than most pokemom channels. I think the secret of youtube is posting daily.

[@ianhagley9805]

Don't Subscribe that plus he’s like 200% more charismatic than most poketubers

[@Ezuzen]

I love your vids man

[@layerp]

Number 1 should've been magcargo, since you can't go any closer of that walking imploding sun

[@Cravenslayer]

IQ doesn't really amount to much it's literally just one measurement of intelligence out of an entire group of measurements and only governs 10% of your success in life. Eggman being a prime example because he can build giant and complex machinery but can't even figure out how to outsmart or kill a blue hedgehog that can run really fast. Alakazam being another prime example due to how it can be outsmarted and captured by a 9 year old.

[@drewcrane6973]

In a Sword and Shield nuzlocke I did I got my first shiny ever a shiny Dreepy with infiltrate and knowing it’s typing and that it got phantom force I named him Mr. Teleport and for my fight against Leon I gave him focus sash and gave him dragon darts, phantom force, will o wisp, and dragon dance and basically the plan was set up with dragon dance until I got hit if it activated focus sash ok I had to avoid priority if it didn’t I didn’t have the safety net anymore and then I would just use phantom force unless something wouldn’t get hit by phantom force then I would use dragon darts and I swept.

[@Kngdonniboi]

The FMA reference was clever

[@choog2752]

My stupidass thought that you meant in the game

[@bruhslurp7719]

What a epic video. Keep it up

[@jaspermidnight850]

"make haste, go to abrakebabra and get me a (something i didnt understand) with a can of rio, NOW." 💀

[@szirmaig]

Infalatable Matress Groudon for G-Max form NOW! GET ON IT!

[@rpsnider85]

Honestly the Explouds would be hunted to extinction. Sick a whole goon squad of the Machamps with PPE on to swing on em. Humanity realized the destructive nature of sound a long time ago, Krakatoa made it clear that sound wave weapons were too devastating to develop in any fashion capable of effecting a greater area than a room. Weve been able to make weapons capable of making louder noises than Krakatoa for a long time, yet weve never done it. Which should tell you exactly how crazy sound waves can be. A fucking sperm whale can kill you just by making a noise, seriously. Explouds would have humanity living near the core of the planet or in outer space just to survive.

[@mostlysure1077]

Room would just jump into your brain because your brain is electronic

[@monty6491]

You forgot to mention that deoxys can just regenerate any serious damage

[@titanictyranitar9571]

Where's my boi godzilla tyranitar

[@internetguy7319]

I love these vids

[@stevefilms1997]

I now know that I could beat arceus, by just rolling and rolling and throwing shit at it. Also on exploud, a lions roar can be heard 5 miles away, so in one dex, it’s slightly louder than a lion, in another it’s loud enough to activate the Richter scale.

[@demi-femme4821]

See, all you have to do is be an author's self-ins-I mean-Rohan Kishibe from Jojo, because he can just jump the gun with Heaven's Door, which is something he does a lot, write "You cannot harm Rohan Kishibe", and now his enemies are fucked.

[@andian716]

Blew up the moon TO FLEX

[@Mattropolis97]

I wanna see a Rotom Super Battle Droid *WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS*

[@Tzzrt_Unbrkn]

So Alakazam is the Pokemon equivalent of the inhuman Karnak and Exploud is the Pokemon equivalent of Blackbolt.

[@4569packers]

How can you beat a guy with a 5000 IQ? Me: I have yet to meet someone who can out smart bullet

[@SparDad689support]

I wonder if it hurts Exploud when it sneezes... I bet Alakazam would know.

[@ReallyTwistedHumor]

There is no defence against the horror that is *Rotom Furby Form*

[@_V.Va_]

*_THE HUMBLE TABLE SPOON._*