Never date a girl who’s still in contact with Their ex saying we are just friends. Never!
@shoaibrao59194 жыл бұрын
U seem hurt bro
@salweirdz21614 жыл бұрын
Shoaib Rao he probably “walked the line.”
@zrosgizi39954 жыл бұрын
True story right?...
@BigBadJerryRogers4 жыл бұрын
I'm friends with an ex I was with 10 years ago. As long as it's not recent and there's not been a friends with benefits period after the break up, this one is ok.
@j00S3504 жыл бұрын
I get it that friends of friends will be their friends or they might still work together. Ok that part i get it's unavoidable. But deliberately being chummy with their exs is a no for me shows they dont know how to let go and if you're in a relationship with them they don't respect ya enough to set boundries with those said exs.
@justinsloan38894 жыл бұрын
Alpha: “Don’t date chicks that have more than 2 cats” Also Alpha: has 4 cats
@VijaySharma-ne4hg4 жыл бұрын
Bro you nailed it. 🤣🤣👍💯😂
@crayhack4 жыл бұрын
His wife has 2 cats and he has 2 cats, no one there is more than 2
@Spider-Too-Too4 жыл бұрын
isnt there a joke about how cats think our pp are mice and might bite it
@danielwoods78834 жыл бұрын
@@Spider-Too-Too what lol
@syedabraizmehdi29604 жыл бұрын
Arron ain't a women you wanna date 😂
@awardedaqua5804 жыл бұрын
If her snap score is over 1 million she belongs to the streets.
@ryannarcisse4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao underrated comment
@PhantomLink164 жыл бұрын
What's a snap score and what does it indicate?
@A1-_-4 жыл бұрын
facts lmaoo
@colbyreichard54824 жыл бұрын
Matthew H. it’s the number of snaps you’ve sent and received, if it’s over a million then they are talking to tons of guys, they belong to the streets.
@PhantomLink164 жыл бұрын
@@colbyreichard5482 Many thanks for the info, my dude.
@kraftderwahl24054 жыл бұрын
Number 10: someone who doesn’t appreciate you. *puts crown back on with a tear of joy*
@purplesprod3 жыл бұрын
Preach
@devd8513 жыл бұрын
Aaahmm aaahmm My DAD 💔
@Drivenbye4 жыл бұрын
"Don't date anyone with over 350 followers" Me: can count on one hand the number of girls with less than 350 followers.
@CidGuerreiro12344 жыл бұрын
Yeah that one kinda excludes 90% of young women on the planet since any of them can get over 1k followers easily.
@Drivenbye4 жыл бұрын
@@SuperAdam2468 factsss
@RosieJonesRules4 жыл бұрын
It's staggeringly easy for women to get followers. Your best bet is honestly a girl who isn't interested in the wretched hive that is social media
@bbarnett34694 жыл бұрын
I guess some still aren't getting it....just abstain. LMAO!!
@Drivenbye4 жыл бұрын
@@RosieJonesRules for sure, in other words, someone like minded 😅
@dominikvrbanec54044 жыл бұрын
who else agrees alpha should make a full cover of "Happier"?
@ryanhampson31734 жыл бұрын
How to sing like a gentlemen
@almog38754 жыл бұрын
Let's go buddy!
@davidj.espino24354 жыл бұрын
I'm also curious with your singing voice alpha m
@DJZONIMUSIC4 жыл бұрын
If he wants, I’ll 100% mix and master it
@anasishtiaq88294 жыл бұрын
I will show it to my grandkids!('Happier' is actually my favourite song)
@dvavatzanidis4 жыл бұрын
11. NEVER DATE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T USE TIEGE HANLEY
@aminemejri11484 жыл бұрын
This can make a wrong turn Dude!
@arifulhudajou12324 жыл бұрын
@@aminemejri1148 someone give this man a pill of sarcasm and a little bit brain to understand a joke .
@adilmasood79074 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@aouanedjamel58504 жыл бұрын
hhhhhh lollll
@nev84134 жыл бұрын
Haha!😂 You got a heart from Alpha too!🤣
@johnmarshallyt4 жыл бұрын
11. Never date a girl who is still in touch with her Ex, saying they are "just friends"
@ryano60154 жыл бұрын
Yes
@justpassingby34094 жыл бұрын
Ryan O fr
@BforBlitzkrieg4 жыл бұрын
Correct
@michaelsteven84674 жыл бұрын
Talking from experience huh?
@TropicalAsian-10004 жыл бұрын
Number 1 rule right here
@anx934 жыл бұрын
This man really just listed every women on this planet...
@rudrathakkar11464 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@adampindelski23594 жыл бұрын
maybe time to with dudes...
@aaronhunter93374 жыл бұрын
Ill just stay home lmao
@192OOIDJJ34 жыл бұрын
@Bob Da buster Yup, it's possible.
@quwanpowell25304 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@justinmiguel3864 жыл бұрын
He got it right on the nail “horse girls are crazy” this is the truest sentence i’ve ever heard
@mrj0c3r4 жыл бұрын
So dam true
@brien12544 жыл бұрын
Crazy in bed too
@Ghosty42594 жыл бұрын
Truest
@tage1714 жыл бұрын
Craaaazy in bed, doing cowgirl with a horsegirl man yes! :D but yeah they are a bit freaky
@ZenuxProduction4 жыл бұрын
That’s my ex(type)she was taken by a marine from me but that’s good with me !i got what I wanted 🤣🤣
@muhammadfaraj114 жыл бұрын
Never get a girl who always compares you with her friend's man
@CoD_Maj3st1k4 жыл бұрын
Been there. Except it was her sisters husband. The guy makes insane money, but he got lucky. A good friend his is the boss. Wasn't like he built a business from the ground up or paid his dues. Her sister is a 'stay at home mom' while my ex had to work like the majority of us. She would always compare me to him. I pay my bills and paying my dues in a blue-collar industry. You got to appreciate what you do have, not dread on the things you do not. The whole relationship was her complaining about how great her sister's life was, how she wanted that, and throwing hints at me like I was a disappointment because I'm not making 150k+ a year like her sister's husband. I have goals and ambitions but I have chased the money before, it either never lasted or I was miserable doing what I was doing. I agree if you see signs of a woman envy of others or constantly compares her life to others like she has a bitterness towards it. Run. Not worth it.
@vasmajority454 жыл бұрын
Yeah especially money wise to.
@sujesh46844 жыл бұрын
@@CoD_Maj3st1k totally agree👍
@Black-lv4bi4 жыл бұрын
صح 😐✔
@192OOIDJJ34 жыл бұрын
Damn! That sucks lol
@larryd43524 жыл бұрын
Had a girl in college whom, I was told by plenty of her friends, that was into me and wanted to date me. But...her high school boyfriend was one of my college teammates, both football and wrestling. Her friends were always asking me why I didn't want to date her....finally, I told one of them that it was a guys code...you don't date one of your teammates ex-girlfriend. Plain and simple.
@192OOIDJJ34 жыл бұрын
Good awareness, stay away from that crap. So glad you knew better. Not trying to be being sarcastic cuz my friend fell for that shit. lol smh
@larryd43524 жыл бұрын
@@192OOIDJJ3 yeah...although this was back in the mid 1970's....I was not going there! She didn't understand it...but.. that's the code! I don't know any guy's my age who would even do it now.
@santropez74 жыл бұрын
its very rare people honor those codes...you should be proud
@samlycan88264 жыл бұрын
Dnt know what's wrong with me....but I dnt think I can manage dating my friend's ex....cause I will be always thinking about what my friend did wiv her
@mangoboy33674 жыл бұрын
Bro code for sure man. Not sure about you guys, but in my group we did this. if one day, one of the group finds a cute one, and she's not taken, it's finders keepers and he's allowed to shoot his shot and try his best and none of us can make a move unless he fails. Just plain respect.
@tyt20064 жыл бұрын
AND narcissistic ones who love themselves too much and think they're the center of the universe.
@ianerickson22104 жыл бұрын
tyt2006 that’s almost females lol
@thousandyardgavri27854 жыл бұрын
This is basically the most important thing
@vltruan4 жыл бұрын
You mean 99% of them nowadays.
@thousandyardgavri27854 жыл бұрын
Im sure there are pretty decent girls out there. They're hiding tho.
@Snarkapotamus4 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much anyone on YT with more than 100K followers...male, female - doesn't really matter.
@cheeseburgersgm4 жыл бұрын
"It's very *RARE* to find a girl that has a *GOOD MINDSET* nowadays."
@Padriom4 жыл бұрын
True
@emmanuela25614 жыл бұрын
Very very true
@ting61614 жыл бұрын
true. most of the girls i met, but seriously. their ego is, damn. most of the times, they make mistakes n they wont say sorry. they will just like become angry with you, n wants you to ssay sorry. after saying sorry they still have their ego high. just fuvk it, unmatured girls. sorry english is not my main language
@imdead32594 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Spasmagic4 жыл бұрын
even my girl doesn’t 💀
@robertsauceda47574 жыл бұрын
That's the most tearful thing Ive ever heard... "not trying to oppress anyone, just trying to get some ass"... it's beautiful man
@O.Shawabkeh4 жыл бұрын
That part was super hilarious 😂
@davedurkee88534 жыл бұрын
LOL
@frisky_dart72734 жыл бұрын
The best
@riftline4 жыл бұрын
The introvert part of me dies a little every second he's talking
@AnaLu074 жыл бұрын
Personally,i find introverts much better to talk to and spend time with. Extroverts are annoying and tiring for me,while introverts tend to be the ones you can have more deep conversations with,real connection and true quality time,instead of spend time doing something shallow.
@JohnD_x4 жыл бұрын
@@AnaLu07 not always. I am extro
@VeritasEspiritoria4 жыл бұрын
@@JohnD_x exactly what an extro would say
@camomane4 жыл бұрын
@@AnaLu07 90% of the time thats correct but im very spontaneous and sometimes obnoxious yet very in depth with the right people and meaningfull in interesting ways about topics Its just the different types of people you know theres not just two
@evalinj37404 жыл бұрын
SAME HAHHAHA
@nickwick354 жыл бұрын
NEVER date the girl who gets mad when you go out with your friends. So toxic
@MontagnaMagica4 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how you justify it to yourself when you're in that relationship. 😬
@mrdeadpool67034 жыл бұрын
Yeah my cousin was tht and its so annoying 😂😂
@joelchristopher93454 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha!! So true 😂🤣🤣🤣👍👍
@ХорхеГарсия-э5е4 жыл бұрын
I have a friend whose GF would always get "sick" when we planned to go out in a group to a game or something like that. The worst part is that many of us live abroad so we literally just see each other 3 or 4 times a year, for some even less, so that was fucking annoying
@pamurishikesh3244 жыл бұрын
More like who dont give you space
@Kodablumusic4 жыл бұрын
“I’ll give you a reason to be pessimistic. Here’s your stuff. Get outta my house and give me my keys.”😂😂😂😂
@deanbeamon28254 жыл бұрын
I actually said this to a chick in some fashion before. I was so done with her lol.
@m5chk14 жыл бұрын
welcome 2 russia
@artemtsarevskiy27854 жыл бұрын
@@deanbeamon2825 wise man you can be my friend now
@dwyanewade86454 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@richiet.northeastlos48034 жыл бұрын
If She Has An Only Fans ... She’s For The Streets Champ 💥
@artemijsstefanovs34654 жыл бұрын
Richie Terriquez She belongs to the streets🤣
@Murtaza28054 жыл бұрын
Send her to the streets
@richiet.northeastlos48034 жыл бұрын
Stay strong my fellas , there’s good women out there , God Will Provide aha ✊🏼
@markporta57304 жыл бұрын
For real though 😂
@GlockFito4 жыл бұрын
Any smart man knows this already
@GrnXnham4 жыл бұрын
I had a girlfriend once that was really into horses. I asked her why she liked horses so much. She said she really liked the feeling of meat between her legs. She wasn't a bad girlfriend.
@nine_realmslorry44784 жыл бұрын
Hahah bruv. Your a man of culture I see
@saniaalmas45654 жыл бұрын
I love horses too but because they are beautiful creatures🐎🤗
@cooperlogue82494 жыл бұрын
This mans has seen some shi*
@niamhgreatdane4 жыл бұрын
Its the ones who like to ride the crazy horses that are the wild ones.
@AlejjSi4 жыл бұрын
@ghostman zimo *Your...You're welcome.
@BrandonSL5004 жыл бұрын
Summarize: Don't date a chick only for her body, make sure she is genuine with good values and has a fun personality.
@alexl.43624 жыл бұрын
Easier said than done that's for sure.
@philipx774 жыл бұрын
Alex Lopresti I feel you buddy
@ogmoustachemalefacialcompa39074 жыл бұрын
And be sure to visit the easter horse regularly.
@nicholaselliott44394 жыл бұрын
I think it's easier to create my own woman in a lab.
@shundashundalah4 жыл бұрын
Me - “Hey there spicy señorita” Her- “That is a degrading thing to call a woman” Me- “Sorry, Karen” Her - “That’s better”
@ritvik11284 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Lex-Rex4 жыл бұрын
You may have a career in writing movie scripts 🙄
@Raccon_Detective.4 жыл бұрын
@@Paige-vv5pz Why ?
@IkesPimpHand3 жыл бұрын
@@Paige-vv5pz look in the mirror sweetie
@tejahara13044 жыл бұрын
Most of these seem to be the traits of a typical girl these days😂
@mmendoza11904 жыл бұрын
sad
@jeremiahnoar75044 жыл бұрын
Teja Hara “she’s not like other girls”
@djg56444 жыл бұрын
@@jeremiahnoar7504 😂😂😂😂😂
@djg56444 жыл бұрын
I think you're looking in the wrong place
@nl3964 жыл бұрын
Spoiled self righteous girls
@Sargeizm1264 жыл бұрын
Wow!! The woman I’m with is 4 of these...Pessimistic, Jealous, Super Serious and Doesn’t appreciate me. Definitely huge wake up calls here Alpha!! Thank you!!
@PAVELKOULIKOV4 жыл бұрын
"Don't waste your time with a social justice warrior" Boom!! Finally somebody said it. Those kind of people are annoying as hell.
@TheStanley10004 жыл бұрын
Yes, did you notice he did a little 20 seconds on this type of women, not developping on that subject because its a sensitive one 😂 !
@sometimesitrollidiotsonthe17984 жыл бұрын
@@TheStanley1000 SJW doesn't deserve to be talked about. They are awful.
@pranavjayaprakasanut4 жыл бұрын
Yeah , there was one in my school . She is hot but I hate her 😑
@yamaksy4 жыл бұрын
Robert Blackford What is a soy boy?
@jameszirkle85234 жыл бұрын
@@pranavjayaprakasanut Yo actually same
@gregdoucette4 жыл бұрын
Overall despite the watch add its quite entertaining. I laughed when u warned about the animals since my GF owns a pet store. I can see why so many people would watch your videos. Love the energy here.
@lwinhtet36994 жыл бұрын
Damn coach Greg!
@aaronsot04 жыл бұрын
AYEE COACH GREG
@rabinkr61144 жыл бұрын
Thought this was a fake account
@austinsilva70254 жыл бұрын
Huhh so this is his regular youtube account as well as his channel
@wolfhawk19994 жыл бұрын
"Don't date an SJW" is probably some of the best advice men can get
@alynline97214 жыл бұрын
What's an SJW?
@aab51064 жыл бұрын
@@alynline9721 social justice warrior
@subhuman31664 жыл бұрын
Alyn Line basically a feminist etc
@bigjoe86124 жыл бұрын
Rule #1
@Murtaza28054 жыл бұрын
Sub Human normal feminist are ok but we all mean feminazis
@juliomanuel15624 жыл бұрын
His neighbors are probably like "Why is he yelling? Is he okay?"
@justpassingby34094 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@shanarembichanu59274 жыл бұрын
True.... Lol 😂 seems so frustrated. Venting out... Lol 😂
@zaid_hus4 жыл бұрын
😂
@RoyMelendez073 жыл бұрын
That’s just who he is, very hype person.
@weronikaverr97693 жыл бұрын
😂🤣 yeah, I was thinking the same thing 😂
@DanDan-nm8ws4 жыл бұрын
“Any woman with 350 IG followers” Oh man, thats so true and also learned my lesson. 11/10 proven.
@chaserimes39584 жыл бұрын
What if I have 1500 followers? What should my limit be for chicks?
@harrytibbs63134 жыл бұрын
Danny Cali I think he meant more of the attention seeking people with high followers, if she/he has a thousand followers she might of just had the account for a while. If she is constantly trying to get more followers and taking photos for the gram then stay away.
@trevorrnicholas71144 жыл бұрын
Lord most girls have at least 1000.
@iwancarnifex4 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure every decent looking girl have more than 350 ig followers
@DanDan-nm8ws4 жыл бұрын
Danny Cali well if you want serious relationship, dating a girl that is famous in social media as well as being entertained by other 100 dudes is not a good idea. But if you want a platonic relationship and famous in IG, then its on you. Maybe it will work out to you then finally get a true relationship. But still, its not for everyone.
@Amar-pu3ph4 жыл бұрын
Never date a girl who use tik tok.
@rohitkoulgupta19724 жыл бұрын
Be careful buddy they may come after all of us EY! Especially from Harvard!
@neft54494 жыл бұрын
Aight, there goes ALL of the females...
@abandonedbucharest77044 жыл бұрын
Damm right man
@Pelikulayan4 жыл бұрын
99% females filtered
@kalpeshdarade81774 жыл бұрын
Damn 🔥😂😂😂
@pratyushranjan49244 жыл бұрын
"If she breathes, she's a THOT" - Bread Boys
@ollie17044 жыл бұрын
If she reads heracy and doesn't dog your full suit of armour smite her.
@Kalaxian80animations4 жыл бұрын
You know him!
@sergey.oshurkov4 жыл бұрын
*Lightsaber activation sound*
@tnsteve73864 жыл бұрын
"Phew...looks like the one in my basement isn't a thot" ~Reddid user
@tristanvantienen41954 жыл бұрын
She belongs to the shhtreetzz
@JesusChrist-ft3rt4 жыл бұрын
You basically described every woman ever, we all gonna die alone.
@mikkey2464 жыл бұрын
Great work man, if all guys reject them I got em
@utopianvisionary4 жыл бұрын
You died with Mary next to you....
@Raccon_Detective.4 жыл бұрын
Same brother.
@walishasiraj42804 жыл бұрын
no Jesus you still had mary megelin
@frusia1234 жыл бұрын
Amen.
@shreekantvaidya47284 жыл бұрын
*Starts dating* Me : hey u have cats ? She : yes 3 Me : we r done here
@sanathoihidangmayum82964 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@manish100094 жыл бұрын
I hate cats
@cursedtiki2134 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm sure the ladies are just swarming all over you.
@manish100094 жыл бұрын
@@cursedtiki213 they are, sadly u too average I am feeding their kittys with love and warmth
@iwancarnifex4 жыл бұрын
i don't get it whats the negative side of owning more than 3 cats
@deionbeeldenstormer74984 жыл бұрын
Re: “Spicy Señoritas”: My girlfriend, who is Mexican (and spicy as hell) says señorita is a polite and complimentary manner of referring to an attractive, unmarried woman, corresponding to Miss. There isn’t really an equivalent in English. So not only is it one of Alpha’s awesome signature catch phrases, it’s an accurate and stylish use of a great word from a great culture! Btw, my gf says the “Karen” who got offended needs to go find a spicy Señor, let off some steam, and chill the hell out.
@StayPuft2094 жыл бұрын
You are correct.
@usernameluis3054 жыл бұрын
Hispanic girls appreciate loving in a way american women just dont anymore
@RoseEyed4 жыл бұрын
Honestly his use of the term threw me off at first because I thought he was explicitly talking about Mexican women (since that's the group I've usually heard it in reference to) but then as I watched more of his videos I realized he's was using it the way you described and was like "Oh okay"
@ignamax084 жыл бұрын
Raw traduction of señorita would be "Little-Miss" 🤓
@planktonofbikinibottom4 жыл бұрын
11. Never date a woman who gets offended by terms like "spicy seniorita" 😂😂😂
@nicholaselliott44394 жыл бұрын
I know right ordinary señor.
@CoD_Maj3st1k4 жыл бұрын
Or spicy quesadilla lol 😆
@diegofelipevillegasrubio87674 жыл бұрын
*señorita. No need to thank me.
@ap900334 жыл бұрын
Women with decent personalities and who aren't cray cray are in short supply.
@louiseleite38664 жыл бұрын
I'd love to be called Spicy Señorita 😊
@nicomunzinger61974 жыл бұрын
1) Serious Person 2) Social Justice Warrior 3) Your friend’s ex 4) Flirts with everybody 5) Super jealous and insecure 6) Pessimist 7) In love with animals 8) Dummies 9) Doesn’t apprecciate you
@will_warrior3513 жыл бұрын
You missed the social media one.
@thecat0079 Жыл бұрын
@@sexyfacewitch nothing , loving animals overall too much
@thesnjopirata13334 жыл бұрын
11. Never date a girl who has a large number of other male "friends".
@QueenHysteria4 жыл бұрын
Im gamer girl. So it's natural to have a large number of male friends :)
@FatherTime104 жыл бұрын
@@QueenHysteria Why would any high value man date a gamer girl? They're the worst!
@blackknight91574 жыл бұрын
@@FatherTime10 not really I've found most of them to be really cool. Maybe because I'm a gamer myself.
@blackknight91574 жыл бұрын
@@QueenHysteria I'm a gamer guy and I find it natural to not have any friends 😒
@FatherTime104 жыл бұрын
@@blackknight9157 If it works for you man. To each his own.
@paymans11534 жыл бұрын
I'll add: never date a girl who's hot one day and cold as ice the next.
@Lupo324 жыл бұрын
what about a girl who is angry can make her eye flash like a camera ?
@spagberry60444 жыл бұрын
@@Lupo32 lmao
@Lupo324 жыл бұрын
@@spagberry6044 I actually went to high school with a red headed russian girl who could that .
@hobartprice92914 жыл бұрын
Don't you guys have weather? Here in the UK, it can easily be sunny and 25 or 30C one day then 10 or 15 and pissing down with rain the next.
@reptilesgamers004 жыл бұрын
that's called bipolar and if she's passed high school she's already a single mother so obviously you stay away, feed her to the simps.
@mateihb8614 жыл бұрын
Those are actual bold statements, bold but true. Respect for Alpha for having a spine and being straight forward 💪👌😂
@keithsears37124 жыл бұрын
this dude has so much energy, i love it
@xXholyassassinXx4 жыл бұрын
Coke. The word you’re looking for is coke.
@shubhamgakhar25634 жыл бұрын
I just love this man's confidence. Like he doesn't give a sh*t about people who are gonna hate on him when they hear him talk like that(the new ones who don't know he is always like this, charismatic) and he just says what he wants to say.... Just Awesome..!
@virgomunoz4 жыл бұрын
This guys energy makes me feel like he's the chatty guy at the bar
@andreaspeters37734 жыл бұрын
....;-D and you?....the boring "stare at the fun around"- man?.....okay, he is a bit loud, but i had so many seminars in my life with boring teacher (your eyes closed after 10 min)...i prefer a content with energy even when its a bit loud....nice day, A.
@virgomunoz4 жыл бұрын
@@andreaspeters3773 issajoke
@dvavatzanidis4 жыл бұрын
Damn even Uncle Barry sliding in the DM's
@barrylyons81024 жыл бұрын
Yes I do be
@antenehfantahunhmichael97084 жыл бұрын
Reading all the comments, i have to say I am impressed with all you guys having standard and self respect. Gives me hope.
@MIRZA563124 жыл бұрын
11. never ever date a girl who's always talking about other guys
@calisthenicsnextgen7774 жыл бұрын
Respect ✊
@KD-mm3li4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@Ace-nv3ug4 жыл бұрын
U literally just copied someone elses comment from a day before word do for word
@andrewpark66024 жыл бұрын
Copied comment
@intelligenthuman32624 жыл бұрын
So apparently compliments are offending people now 🙄. This is why i hate PC
@mico55364 жыл бұрын
What is PC?
@anarchygecko16054 жыл бұрын
if we were to compliment another girl we would be cheating and would have to block her on every thing
@gone87924 жыл бұрын
Get a laptop
@lobsterganggang4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think you need a Mac then👍
@polinttalu71024 жыл бұрын
@@mico5536 Personal Computer
@badboy4lyfe884 жыл бұрын
My boy Alpha speaking the truth right here!!!
@Real-Yoda4 жыл бұрын
If she throw her back on the tok, then she for the whole block
@cursedplayerhd26064 жыл бұрын
Prison Mike What's up Aristotle
@johnwick75834 жыл бұрын
Words of wisdom
@alecnoel32134 жыл бұрын
This is by far the funniest and most down to earth video I’ve seen in a long time on KZbin! Alpha was giving straight facts 100%
@sudhanshuthakur11684 жыл бұрын
The energy that this guy carry is exceptional.
@ModernDatingMasteryАй бұрын
*Women who play emotional games, lack self-awareness, or are constantly drama-filled are often signs to walk away. Focus on building relationships with women who respect boundaries and value communication.*
@GMoneyBayBay4 жыл бұрын
She’s NEVER Yours, Just Your Turn. 💯
@reptilesgamers004 жыл бұрын
Long term relationships aren't impossible. There just hard so people give up. I know the red pill theory and mgtow comes to percentages. Chances of it working are low so why risk being on the other side. It's truly not impossible. The idea of someone being yours is dumb.
@jaaron28344 жыл бұрын
Soooooooo true.....lol
@jaaron28344 жыл бұрын
That is why I got No Love for No Bitch....!
@wickedrobert14 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😭😭😭
@Km-oo6ri4 жыл бұрын
Aww , is that what you guys tell yourselves to “hide” your emotions?. It’s okay to feel, being a tough ass can only take you so far with a woman. That macho bullshit is old.
@totalynotfunnyguy65814 жыл бұрын
Damn he dropped some truth bombs!! every one loves a brave person!
@evns71424 жыл бұрын
He's so right about so many of these. The jealous, attention-seeking ones are the worst.
@Real2k254 жыл бұрын
U not lying I had a crazy one like that
@stefanross81294 жыл бұрын
..... Good, good, good video! Many guys these guys NEED to watch this video multiple times!!!!!
@deionbeeldenstormer74984 жыл бұрын
Totally with ya on the SJW thing, Alpha. Social consciousness, activism, peaceful protesting, etc. “can” be positive - but when it crosses the line into rage culture, emotional meltdowns, cancelling people for ridiculous reasons, and holier-than-thou preaching, he/she is clearly compensating for something. All that toxic emotional energy means he/she will not be “emotionally available” and function normally in a healthy relationship.
@ErikDaVinci4 жыл бұрын
Deion Beeldenstormer True indeed
@the4thindustrialrevolution2254 жыл бұрын
'beeldenstormer'?
@eyevincast54404 жыл бұрын
Never date a woman with kids and says she’s a whole package
@tskb95474 жыл бұрын
Agreed!!
@sandoval2474 жыл бұрын
💯👍🏼
@campkira4 жыл бұрын
we both know.. we don't date them.. we just in it for the sex... and free food.
@ajinomoto57884 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@toastytv88324 жыл бұрын
yup. crazy
@santiagovega40554 жыл бұрын
When he said the SJW part, I wished I could've give 50 likes
@thecanadianmacadamian30184 жыл бұрын
Bro lmao saaaaame
@arnavshah29314 жыл бұрын
Yesss!
@abelkjohn4 жыл бұрын
Yaaàaaassss
@matthewfrew4 жыл бұрын
This guy is so funny and yet spits straight facts
@EeDymonNij4 жыл бұрын
LMAO "Life is not that bad, and if it is, i don't wanna be with you"
@playlister64774 жыл бұрын
dead ”i’ll give you something to be pessimistic about, pack your shit” 😂😂
@kaziidrakahmed91634 жыл бұрын
This is worth learning.
@yuvrajsehgal97384 жыл бұрын
Starts dating Me: I just checked you have 351 followers on IG Her: So what? Me: I’m unfollowing you or I’m done here.
@homersimpson90484 жыл бұрын
Also don't date a chick that says "I'm not like them I'm different"
@cooperkeenan30374 жыл бұрын
Homer Simpson ahaha heaps of girls say that so ironically makes them the same
@Aditya-yc5dd4 жыл бұрын
😂😂true
@hmhm41974 жыл бұрын
Dini date anyone😂
@decoyboy4834 жыл бұрын
Nawalt
@alexl.43624 жыл бұрын
Good call Homer.
@GiyuTomiokaTheOneAndOnly4 жыл бұрын
Another point : observe how she treats her parents too 😉😉😉 !
@astonlobo3544 жыл бұрын
Yeah he missed this point
@chicxulub29474 жыл бұрын
@@astonlobo354 obverse how politically involved she is
@shanarembichanu59274 жыл бұрын
Perfect 💯
@acharich4 жыл бұрын
💯💯💯
@kfor474 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA! You should never date anyone. You're far too stupid to understand that many people have lost their parents. How you gonna "observe" a woman who is 25 years old and her parents have died (cancer, stroke, heart attack, traffic accident, etc).
@LordAnestis4 жыл бұрын
Stay away from girls who: Open their legs from day 1. Say i love you and you are the best man ever blah blah blah from the first week. Who still talks about her ex even if she says bad words about him. Who is rushing a lot, let's go live together let's get married, i want to know your parents, etc. Who cheated on her ex, probably would do the same to you. Who jumps from relationship to relationship without letting some time to pass. Who has low self esteem. Who doesn't use protection during sex, she did that with everyone, you are not the special one. A girl that uses a lot of make up, yes this is a bad sign. A girl that talks bad. Bonus from me, a girl that your grandma doesn't like, grandmas always are right. :D
@snapjackal4 жыл бұрын
Man, I dated that girl. Yes. I mean she was all of that.
@BravoSix_64 жыл бұрын
Man, that's great tip!
@bobjones19924 жыл бұрын
i think we’ve all had that experience and everytime we think it’s going to go great then the relationship goes to hell
@radoslavhandzhiev69774 жыл бұрын
Bruh. I double that grandmas are never wrong about girls.
@austinleonard79024 жыл бұрын
Eric Williams Dude same.
@matekecskes64424 жыл бұрын
Wow guys, i just got cheated on by a girl i thought im gonna marry. I was with my buddies having discussions, then she showed up holding hands with another guy. I got angry, so i scared away the guy, but then the mother of the girl came to take her home. We had an arguement for about an hour, she tried to explain why she cheated on me, etc, but i told her mom everything about her "princess" and she was shocked. I hope it was a great revenge and she gets what she deserves, not by me but by the cruel so called "LIFE". My heart is still broken asf
@MSupreme74 жыл бұрын
Never argue with someone who cheated on you. If you really want to get back at them. Break up as soon as you find out and dont say another word. Don't ask, don't nag. Don't beg. It will drive them crazy.
@jr-sn9ql4 жыл бұрын
Victor Jasso correct just cut her off actions speak louder than words and in 2020 I recommend not getting married things go south quick just check the divorce rates not worth it for the man they end up losing she ends up winning remember shes never yours its just your turn 💯💯
@zhongxena11554 жыл бұрын
11. Never date a girl who has just guy friends 12. Never date a girl who brings up her past relationships (she holds grudges and she’s the problem) 13. Never date a girl who loves to party all the time 14. Never date a girl who has a snap score higher than the mileage on her car
@lm37294 жыл бұрын
Seems like you should stop dating “girls”
@zhongxena11554 жыл бұрын
L M seems like your a simp
@kvrfilms50084 жыл бұрын
Bruh half the girls i know have snap score of 2 million
@zhongxena11554 жыл бұрын
0_0 they belong to the streets
@lm37294 жыл бұрын
@@zhongxena1155 haha yes, a female simp. I suppose they exist. I wouldn't know. I don't find it necessary to cater to others to validate my existence.
@marcus7163 жыл бұрын
Number 5 is so true. I wish i had listened to you Alpha.
@CHaoS.GaminG4 жыл бұрын
It's funny to realize how women seek "the perfect man"... yet, most of these types of women are absolutely the opposite.
@bennysd144 жыл бұрын
CHaoS GaminG All these “hot instagram models” and random publics figures have nothing good to offer to the table anyway.
@CHaoS.GaminG4 жыл бұрын
@Bob Da buster There are more men out there considering average looking girls easily.
@GoldKingsMan4 жыл бұрын
@Bob Da buster I myself don't require a supermodel,just good looking chicks.
@CHaoS.GaminG4 жыл бұрын
@Bob Da buster I know it's a pretty broad statement, but people desire an ideal partner... after time they'll realize this barely happens in life. But who said I talk to women about these topics? Nobody is perfect, gotta face facts. Of course women won't like it when you say that :)
@AnaLu074 жыл бұрын
Funny how guys do the same!! I've never met a real gentleman in my life!!
@corpse284 жыл бұрын
alpha spittin facts in this one!
@arunvibgyor46784 жыл бұрын
So basically Mr.Alpha saying that is “don’t date today’s era girl, try getting a 70’s 80’s cougar”... right????!!!
@SnowbirdGamer_174 жыл бұрын
Cougars and older women dont play games though man, they want what they want and dont play with your feelings more often then not.
@NoName-it4uu4 жыл бұрын
Older women seems to be more mature and are more into settling down and being serious than those younger ones who are into being too "free" and "collecting" relationships. You have a higher chance on staying longer with an older one than someone whose under 30
@dannybenhur61234 жыл бұрын
arun Vibgyor Nick Jonas did this, but she does belong in every in the list...
@arunvibgyor46784 жыл бұрын
Danny Benhur at least they r happy for now I guess!! But I really like Ryan and Eva mendes though since that would be a proper comparison
@munirobeidat74334 жыл бұрын
I love how alpha is just happy and energized love u man
@entrypointnumetal4 жыл бұрын
"Super into Animals" Carole Baskin? 🤔
@supremozx1z1104 жыл бұрын
LMAO .. probably
@luis.vuitton4 жыл бұрын
Killed her husband...wacked him!
@divineretribution58314 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@alexalvarenga61174 жыл бұрын
jose . luis fed him to tigers they snaking
@robertoreyes2664 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@mirihang74644 жыл бұрын
Alpha: aggressive Tmf: confident Alex Costa: soft
@gretelannelies38284 жыл бұрын
@@askayem Yes+
@QuangNguyen-du2bw4 жыл бұрын
Last year I had a coworker and she was pretty cute and all, but when I got her snap, her snap score was like 800k. That was the biggest turn off I’ve ever had.
@giovanni.ferrari4 жыл бұрын
This is maybe your best video dude. Really funny and alpha AF
@shouneniz22284 жыл бұрын
Can we all appreciate the motivation this dude gives us with his constant cheers ? It's really awesome of you alpha!
@thedungeona444 жыл бұрын
Another thing is don’t go for a girl who has over a million snap score on Snapchat because dude ngl she has like 20 other guys waiting to go inside her. The hard truth :(
@swordiexd4 жыл бұрын
I dont know about anyone else but from where I'm from 1,000,000 score is pretty average to even low because the kids are addicted to snap
@goomann45484 жыл бұрын
Sord IT lmao no 100,000 is around average only one of my friends has 1,000,000 score
@t-bone92394 жыл бұрын
Don’t date girls who take Snapchat and having flames seriously. That’s teenager behavior, I couldn’t care less about keeping streaks and getting a high snap score
@t-bone92394 жыл бұрын
Coke Zero sugar wtf are your friends. Most people I know have like 10-50k
@swordiexd4 жыл бұрын
Coke Zero sugar you dont understand mate the kids im around have had snap since about 2012, I have around 950,000 score and i barely use the stupid thing, i just send a streak everyday, chat to the miso because mad simp and have three main friends i talk to
@hung13964 жыл бұрын
Just find a girl that gives good top. Everything else really doesn’t matter all that much. - Rosa Parks
@wweintrosandstages16834 жыл бұрын
Lol
@persistentlypathetic68203 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@deewljee4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I usually don't like your style ideas but this shit cracked me up, this was straight from the heart and decades of experience 🤣
@prestonshively40194 жыл бұрын
Idk what’s smoother the smoothies alpha makes or his sponsor advertisements
@tutorialesnaynay5934 жыл бұрын
Alpha:"Don't waste your time with a social justice warrior" Also Alpha: "Don't hit me🙈" 🤣🤣🤣
@ProducerJS4 жыл бұрын
Man, I really needed to hear that last type... My most recent relationship ended just over two years ago after we had been dating for four years and I've been crushed ever since. Alpha, the way you described the last type, for some reason, gave me a new perspective regarding my most recent break up! Even though she said she will always love, care, and appreciate me, (as she was breaking up with me over the phone), maybe those claims weren't to the degree that I deserve to receive, or to the degree that she deserves to give. I guess two people who, from my perspective, love each other very deeply, can end up growing apart, especially if one, or both of them, are unsure of what they want in a life long partner. Alpha, thanks for handing me a new lens to view that painful moment in my life through, because now, it's somehow not all that painful... YOU'RE THE MAN!
@CCbat334 жыл бұрын
Keep your head up king, your crown is falling. Most of us go through that one toxic relationship that almost crushes our self-esteem and confidence, but just know that after time passes and you heal, you’ll value yourself more and you will be wiser at the time of picking your companion.
@mega_07794 жыл бұрын
I don't ever regret subscribing to your channel
@mikeseymore25484 жыл бұрын
Person complained about "spicy senorita" was definitely a "Karen"
@user-ly1ml6ue9n4 жыл бұрын
Lol yup
@SM_zzz4 жыл бұрын
Or the "c" word.
@Jordan71234 жыл бұрын
@@SM_zzz coulda been Caron...
@manny1239574 жыл бұрын
I’m in love a with Latina girl named Karen bro fml 😢😢😢
@SM_zzz4 жыл бұрын
@@Jordan7123 I was thinking Carole tho 😂
@johnnygunzfilmbuff78214 жыл бұрын
Also don't date a girl who's into drugs and marijuana.
@wayne69314 жыл бұрын
Obviously 😂
@kirill7254 жыл бұрын
Bcuz she will eat all of yours stuff?
@johnnygunzfilmbuff78214 жыл бұрын
@@kirill725 Pretty much. Plus it shows how they have problems and demons they are battling.
@jwhyper314 жыл бұрын
Wtf?? Because you smoke weed you have demons?
@jatroy904 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with weed
@harrytibbs63134 жыл бұрын
Omg I love alpha, wouldn’t be the same without him.
@alexfitzgerald-characterar95704 жыл бұрын
Yooo I know right?!
@faceachenz84414 жыл бұрын
Emotionally stable, financially secure, smoking hot - pick two!! If you find the unicorn that is all 3, more power to you brother!!!!!!
@Satan-nw4lv4 жыл бұрын
Wait some people are offended with spicy señorita? Isn't it like a compliment? Like saying sexy/beautiful ladies. Dafuc is wrong with people now a days smh
@VoldiShotCA4 жыл бұрын
Because some gremlin looking, miserable chicks find it offensive to sexualize women like that.
Bro I literally wasted a month being a “thing” with this girl for her to just tell me that she says “I love you”to her guy friends including her ex. I was hurt at first but I dodged a bullet
@sadkfjasdkl45434 жыл бұрын
The girl who I recently broke up with did that and it sucked. She got mad at me for not saying it back after 1 month but then she says it to everyone she knows. I think she was a bit crazy.
@michaelrivera9454 жыл бұрын
DJ Facts those girls belong to the streets
@TheRunningCameraMan4 жыл бұрын
Man sometimes I put up a video of you just because your way of speech, the excitement and just the originality you have and put in these video's just makes me smile. Keep it up😁
@_Babbs4 жыл бұрын
I needed this, considering my current girlfriend has 4 of these qualities 😒
@kirkvj83304 жыл бұрын
Gg get out
@rockxion4 жыл бұрын
Witch ones qualities? Pardon me you make me feel curious
@yeahitsalex68214 жыл бұрын
rockxion the common ones
@KarandeepSingh-bh7yu4 жыл бұрын
Alpha be with you bro.
@juanfermontenegro21894 жыл бұрын
F
@sebastianmartin86654 жыл бұрын
Any chick who shows any signs of being caught up on her ex
@piercebottomtext48274 жыл бұрын
Preach, King.
@garuda43614 жыл бұрын
I always make them forget about their ex. Lmao.
@Darkshadoz4 жыл бұрын
11. Just focus on you cause that's the best relationship!
@sunshinelover31483 жыл бұрын
IKR
@jonastank25024 жыл бұрын
U literally changed my life dude i watch all your videos and it makes me feel like an ALPHA
@fa15094 жыл бұрын
11.Don’t date a girl who belongs in the streets From the streets did she emerge From the streets she will return And I say onto you She is for the streets So be not weary when She must return from whence she came Can I get an Amen on that🙏🏾
@jvelin97234 жыл бұрын
Amen
@aniketgusain77284 жыл бұрын
I'll light up a candle for you .. Amen 🙏
@misteranonymous11574 жыл бұрын
Amen
@activelifetransformation4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@rickysrhapsodies12824 жыл бұрын
Amen
@sujalsarawagi104 жыл бұрын
Alpha: Basically, die single.
@cookncrook69024 жыл бұрын
Basically MGTOW
@user-ue3sx1hc4w4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@alle_lustwill_ewigkeit29994 жыл бұрын
Simp : Basically die an unhappy married man
@jlewis6314 жыл бұрын
@@cookncrook6902 MGTOW
@R.I.PDanny4 жыл бұрын
I’m dating a girl that has horses...😳 when you said that I about lost my shit laughing.
@jschools13924 жыл бұрын
Horse girls are like car guys, it can be cool or creepy depending on how obsessed they are lol. If she spends entire days whispering to her horse and treats it better than you then run but otherwise, she might just have a hobby.
@thenamelessyee4 жыл бұрын
@@officialaleksiz you like what you like i like em a little crazy. like redheads and green eyes lol
@diax144 жыл бұрын
Guys, what's with the horse girls? They're spoiled; or rich looking down on other people, or it's the family?
@TheClone55554 жыл бұрын
the only thing i can say is that my confidence is gettin higher and higher for every Alpha video
@jamarestwick96844 жыл бұрын
I'm tired of everyone projecting their inner issues on everything everyone says!! And getting triggered just to look like a good person in the publics eye
@nymidartist26864 жыл бұрын
Ngl...this is true but I don't see this getting fixed
@adammiller66064 жыл бұрын
Jamar Estwick we are talking about real issues. It doesn’t matter a hoot what the public thinks, just comparing notes. Period!