And if you r rich af you can paraglide on to your bike!! that would be dope af!
@Sandrasaki8003 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂😂
@delando90033 жыл бұрын
Paraglide onto the panagale
@FeLix-qe5hs3 жыл бұрын
How about having a Buttler who carrys you onto your bike
@PhantomBlank3 жыл бұрын
@@FeLix-qe5hs or having 4 butlers carry your couch into your golden goldwing!
@tsubarider133 жыл бұрын
Lara Croft did it. Into a car, though, not onto a bike
@veegoesvroom66853 жыл бұрын
I used to do the vault method a little differently: put motorcycle on center stand, run the engine, go behind bike and do the vault jump. If done correctly, the momentum of jumping into saddle throws the bike off center stand, you immediately pull the clutch and put in the 1st gear and drive away without putting any leg on the ground at all. Takes a little practice, but looks real classy, when done right.
@techoutsider28013 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are just people who dropped their bikes 😂
@Hurdl3 жыл бұрын
or did the nutcracker style... haha :D
@M4t9_23 Жыл бұрын
no dislikes any more 😔
@Donuts_random_stuff Жыл бұрын
@@M4t9_23 I’m still wondering why yt took them away
@LilGrims20 Жыл бұрын
@@M4t9_23sadly not 😞
@himal1913 жыл бұрын
0:23 The traditional 0:48 The controversial 1:36 The Valentino Rossi 2:40 The side saddle 3:18 The vault 3:58 The NO-HANDER 4:25 The floor is lava 4:57 The floor is lava reversed 5:23 The one-foot wonder 6:05 The nutcracker
@pretcil83 жыл бұрын
Legend
@pietrovardi95833 жыл бұрын
"46 minutes later" brought an instant thumbs up :)
@shane628723 жыл бұрын
I was laughing like a silly person when i heard that lol
@PapaSmurfx933 жыл бұрын
It was the wedgie pull that earned my like xD
@ejmateo7083 жыл бұрын
I saw one video long ago that one traffic enforcer coming from the front left side of his police touring motorcycle, lift his right leg and goes for a reverse round kick mount into his motorcycle, with windshield and side mirrors in front.
@BaMBiNo_MaveRick3 жыл бұрын
This was the best way to do it😂I saw the video too
@D3nn1s3 жыл бұрын
@@BaMBiNo_MaveRick do you have a link or happen to know the title?
@brianbertram35213 жыл бұрын
I usually park my bike on the centrestand. So I climb on, start it, put it in gear, stand up on the pegs, rock back and then rock forward to bring it off the centre stand while revving and letting the clutch. Ride off without touching the ground. May as well call it the Rock and roll.
@DarkHorse083 жыл бұрын
I knew the Rossi was coming. “46 minutes later…”😂
@crescentgent76533 жыл бұрын
Been doing the vault for awhile now, never failed me. Took me a bit to get used to but it's quicker and more fun that the classic.
@keo93653 жыл бұрын
2:26 almost nailed it 🤏 no hands should be on the handlebar 😂😂
@RAHUL-dt5xm3 жыл бұрын
4:12 I am this type of guy😅
@alishawasthi88373 жыл бұрын
This is one of the bestttttt channel on bikes I've ever seen. Love you content bro, love you cinematography, love you voice over . Everything is just perfect. Keep going Sending much love ❤️
@paritee64882 жыл бұрын
Deserves a like just for The Accountant! Every step in this video is an evolution. The one foot wonder is now the goal every time.
@porkoholic3 жыл бұрын
Most vertically challenged adv riders use the floor is lava technique
@Sandrasaki8003 жыл бұрын
Love and support from Portugal! 🇵🇹❤️🏍️
@DaGn05283 жыл бұрын
The floor is lava for me. Best way to get my leg over the rear seat of my Multi
@damianrc53223 жыл бұрын
Just saw the picture. "I'm sold."
@alwin31913 жыл бұрын
Love from Kerala ❤️😘
@RAHUL-dt5xm3 жыл бұрын
Thiruvananthapuram
@abhinavking5463 жыл бұрын
Kozhikode
@arjunva36293 жыл бұрын
Kottayam😝
@cmd-ts9px3 жыл бұрын
Arre re chapri idhar bhi aa gaye
@harikrishnanpj22953 жыл бұрын
Kottayam
@tok14a3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a Seth's bike hacks video about mounting bicycles.
@reecefeasey35222 жыл бұрын
It’s 8am on a Saturday morning, you made my day I’m laughing out loud.
@eleccctriccc3 жыл бұрын
Last one is my favorite
@SongJLikes Жыл бұрын
‘The Nutcracker’ every time. No exceptions.
@franklinwilkerson20613 жыл бұрын
I've watched thousands of motovlog videos and you my friend, are the best.
@michaeldanaher50203 жыл бұрын
So I’m gonna go practice the 1 foot wonder till I can do it in my sleep once this rain stops, that looks so smooth
@Stacy_Smith Жыл бұрын
"The floor is lava" from the right side is how the State Highway Patrol is trained to mount. This style makes mounting cruisers easier for those of us a little less nimble.
@izhamsham8433 жыл бұрын
"The floor is lava" 🤣🤣🤣 this man is a hoot!
@us4marine3 жыл бұрын
Love your videos, they're not only very informative but pleasure to learn while laughing. Great job 👍
@mauricemotoman33053 жыл бұрын
Chaos. You are my favorite motorcycle tips and tricks youtuber
@kasperkristensen40993 жыл бұрын
I always just the floor is lava, but then the no hander
@RidenepYagamiSap3 жыл бұрын
3:48 bye bye balls
@maldridge76303 жыл бұрын
What balls?
@saturn-ke1um3 жыл бұрын
@@maldridge7630 footballs
@sushantmanandhar13872 жыл бұрын
3:19 the vault is perfect for gymnasts and athletes... ...and people with no nuts, of course Fantastic safety gear btw, sets a great example
@immanuellawrence21963 жыл бұрын
The “The flying knee” followed by straddling the bike!
@shane628723 жыл бұрын
46 minutes later....you nailed it man 😂 am i the only one who's laughing for that?
@pattaber8713 жыл бұрын
I prefer the Tarzan mount where I swing out of a tree and mount the bike as I let go of the rope/vine I'm swinging on. (Extra style points if you use the forward momentum to drive the kickstand up while hitting the engine start button.)
@TourmotoDesign3 жыл бұрын
You forgot “the old man” I’m too old and inflexible so I can’t lift my leg over the back seat so I have to straight up and over the riders seat. Also required when traveling with luggage on the back seat/rear rack.
@D3nn1s3 жыл бұрын
True.
@hazcat6403 жыл бұрын
Wrong! As an old man let me tell you the leg straight out is much more difficult than the traditional.
@Stacy_Smith Жыл бұрын
The floor is lava" from the right side is how the State Highway Patrol is trained to mount. This style makes mounting cruisers easier for those of us a little less nimble. Check out: Be the boss of your own motorcycle Or Ride like a pro with Jerry Palladino
@sammemrys81953 жыл бұрын
The Vault and the Nutcracker have the same result, no?😁 I'm short, so the Floorislava approach works best. Fun video.😊
@TheSilentwatch3 жыл бұрын
Very Funny... The "No Hander" looks like a Monty Python mounting system ... all hail gravity!
@andypughtube Жыл бұрын
I have short legs and a rather tall GasGas. Off road the one-foot is sometimes the only way if the terrain is lumpy.
@michaelcase85743 жыл бұрын
Movie cowboys always used the vault approach when mounting their horses to make a fast get a way.
@ahr-forum22183 жыл бұрын
Usually go for the classic or the vault. Need to give the one foot wonder a try. Can we get a 10 ways to dismount video next?
@micheal493 жыл бұрын
Ways to NOT dismount: (1) High side; (2) Low side.
@ahr-forum22183 жыл бұрын
@@micheal49 Ahahaha
@itsnotachip1209 Жыл бұрын
The classic approach doesn't always work with luggage (or passengers). :) Instead people just kick their leg over the tank-part of the seat. Maybe that can be the "Karate Kid" version?! Maybe also do a video on dismounting, e.g. like the Johnny Walker, etc. Love the channel, keep up the good work.
@TravelogsIndia3 жыл бұрын
Last one literally crushed his... Nut crusher 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MacRiderOfficial3 жыл бұрын
The 'Parachute' mount. You parachute or paraglide on the motorcycle and drive away.
@Tonyx.yt.3 жыл бұрын
you forgot the 11th, the drop the bike one
@MOTOMARVELOUS3 жыл бұрын
Let people around you know that you mean business 😂 Love it 🤘
@fuglbird6 ай бұрын
I'm 66 and just got a motorcycle after a 36 years break with cars only. I'l certainly start training for the Valentino Rossi approach. Very elegant.
@BillKal3 жыл бұрын
I think the Rossi style is the most impressive
@mcfl19653 жыл бұрын
I like your videos , I am from Germany and I like you talk because I understand you ✌️
@sharkxraptor68143 жыл бұрын
This is going to be fun to try
@mohdshahab3683 жыл бұрын
The flow as lava and voult
@vincek68293 жыл бұрын
4:12 I almost always do this one mabie next time I can combine it with the foot over the gastank rather than over the rear seat for extra style points
@terrencepower8283 жыл бұрын
I pivot off my right leg and swing my left leg over the bike, because the kickstand in then on the downside and I can't fuck up and knock the bike over by mistake. I'm also lefthanded and it feels completely normal to pivot off my right foot. I'm 67 and got my motorcycle license in 1970.
@Vince7023 жыл бұрын
The Rossi wedgie was spot on 😂🤣
@xavierpennell78503 жыл бұрын
The duke looks soo much better without those huge mirrors on it!!
@nonsolorasatura90939 ай бұрын
The vault is a nutcracker too...
@kimmixerxs3 жыл бұрын
I have a KTM SMC R 690, I stand on the foot peg then swing my other leg over. Took me a while to master as I thought my bike would topple over.
@beniniandrea3 жыл бұрын
Usually "classic" but when i have luggage i go with the "one foot wonder", but without starting the bike. The move is the same, but first i sit and than i start.
@suggestmean60263 жыл бұрын
Now you need to pay for my hospital fees I tried "The Vault" And you know what happened
@gagebeckwith22503 жыл бұрын
I was about to say that there is no way this dude had balls dude
@mrinmoidutta94103 жыл бұрын
Amen
@BaMBiNo_MaveRick3 жыл бұрын
Like he said at the end, The Nutcracker was no joke💀💀
@pmdinaz3 жыл бұрын
I make sure im on the center stand. Heave and go no feet...modified floor is lava haha
@HorizonOutOfWar Жыл бұрын
I just somehow happened to have KTM 990 SM-R for a while and since I'm not the tallest man, I always have to use the footpeg to get on.
@paulroberts3639 Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget ‘The Hog Rider’. Approach the bike, stand on the left foot peg. Used all of your strength to lift yourself up to straighten the left leg. Heave your right cankle over the seat, which is lowered because of your inflexible hamstrings. Then drop your huge gut onto the tank, blocking any view of the instruments. Finally reach up for the ape-hangers and grin because you think that you are a badass even though you so aren’t..
@rotomotor3 жыл бұрын
Loves it! great videos, and i'm typing this while the in video advertisement are running (yeah i'm a slow typer) also i just realise you don't skip the ad so as to help give support to your favorite channels thanks for the great contents Cheers
@BKLYF3 жыл бұрын
Controversial was my go to for 4 years, now it's just getting on the bike without the kickstand out
@gregorahlin64613 жыл бұрын
The one-foot wonder is actually the best way of mounting a motorcycle if you are a 5" something tall and own a supermoto. I sometimes regret that decision.
@souravd26613 жыл бұрын
I love the way you manage to introduce the doctor thing again and again into your contents ❤️❤️❤️
@josefpoole3 жыл бұрын
"The Vault" hurt just watching
@TravelogsIndia3 жыл бұрын
Yeahh.. The front end is maasashed up 😥😥😥
@AGL.0013 жыл бұрын
5:39 I do feel like a prince.
@goldie65793 жыл бұрын
I think I might crush “the boys” if I tried the Vault
@carloverjean2598 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the kick mounter those with Kickstarter starts it before sitting
@arnabthreethreesixfivethre4841 Жыл бұрын
loved this one!😂
@alanmlkbanda2 жыл бұрын
My way is the best. The bike mounts me!
@axilleas3 жыл бұрын
The “floorislava” is a legit way to mount a bike for those of us who are vertically challenged, I have to say.
@mr.funkateer4823 жыл бұрын
Definitely going with The Vault from now on!! 😜🤣🤣🤣💪🏾💪🏾
@alexanderson57493 жыл бұрын
I like this one where you approach the bike from the wrong side like the floor is lava one but sorta hop over the bike not push it adds more style
@Like12People3 жыл бұрын
The Audacity: what makes this particular mounting option so special is that you aren't the one mounting the bike at all, rather another person does the mounting while you frantically chase and scream while simultaneously phoning the police.
@501blues63 жыл бұрын
Lmao. The nut cracker Great video man !!
@shaikhsohail20633 жыл бұрын
The floor is Lava is my go to 😎
@LuisjmGil3 жыл бұрын
What a boss maaan
@adhdtravels013 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, you can also use the no-hander to dismount. Give it a go (with a mate nearby to film it)
@greatkingrat2 жыл бұрын
If you’re left handed getting on from the right feels more natural. I had to train myself to get on from the left hand side. There is no safety issue, the kickstand is well and truly up to the task.
@ALICATMOTO3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the one hander, the same as the first but with left hand on handle bars not two haha. That's how I usually mount.
@diwa3933 жыл бұрын
I do the rossi and that explains why i can corner scooter as well as a GP bike with no chickens
@disekjoumoer2 жыл бұрын
Bra, I'm an outoppie who can't lift his leg above the saddle, so I use the Saddle-Shuffle(TM); put my knee on the saddle, and twist my leg until it drops off the other side. This got super tricky on a Husky 701 Enduro the other day when I could almost not get my knee on the saddle.
@Stacy_Smith Жыл бұрын
The floor is lava" from the right side is how the State Highway Patrol is trained to mount. This style makes mounting cruisers easier for those of us a little less nimble. Check out: Be the boss of your own motorcycle Or Ride like a pro with Jerry Palladino
@wouterzonneveld23053 жыл бұрын
Extra points if you can pull off "The Vault" if you have a top case :p
@jtb25863 жыл бұрын
You should have release it on april 1st
@Exhuzuhaibkhan96083 жыл бұрын
4:24 how does your ktm start when the stand is down ? Something wrong with the wiring I guess
@TheKaiser19993 жыл бұрын
because its not i gear i think.
@xantoshadhikari3 жыл бұрын
Always The Best!💜
@mohammedrahman34473 жыл бұрын
Dude, that was funny!!!
@AGL.0013 жыл бұрын
gorgeous
@vdubpowered3 жыл бұрын
My Honda shadow is low enough that I can mount/dismount from left or right as well able to mount kinda stepping over the rear to sit
@WillPower463 жыл бұрын
I only ever mount my bike like MM93 in a wet race bike swap. I feel like this makes me look incredibly photosynthesis.
@Legendarynights03 жыл бұрын
😂😂your style is remarkable 🔥❤️
@AntaresSQ013 жыл бұрын
I have the get the stepladder and hiking equipment with my 850mm seat height whilst also being wide S1000XR
@redxvortex98163 жыл бұрын
Make sure to remove your top case before attempting The Vault. Don't ask me how I know
@joshythehipster3 жыл бұрын
Do tell
@RealBelisariusCawl2 жыл бұрын
“The controversial” is useful when you have to pull off to the side of the road and cars are whizzing by on the side you’d normally mount/dismount from. That’s why motor officers mount from that side. At least that’s the case here in the states.
@keithburt78743 жыл бұрын
So, the "Valentino Rossi" mount is one I may have first seen 3time Olympian John Howard use on his racing bicycle, give me some time to Limber Up before I do it too , doing well with the Cowboy myself O/O°
@simemo753 жыл бұрын
😂 loved it!!!
@froglaps402 жыл бұрын
The vault, also know as the "Ball crusher".
@bulpitas3 жыл бұрын
You can make if from front. Watch RyanF9 doing it.. Da best as I've seen so far.
@westoniii3 жыл бұрын
No thought given to how I mount. I ride a pre evo harley. Sound and vibration compensate for manhood I guess.