100% Blind Reaction to the Meme Guide to Every Warhammer 40k Faction...

[@D34DM4NW47K1N6]

So the "planet broke before the guard" is not a joke actually. As fragments was splitting apart, there was still lasgun fire visible.

[@ardabaser1349]

Did the planet actually come apart? I always wondered. I might be remembering wrong but I feel like the book never actually says whether the planet exploded into multiple pieces? Like, it would be much more probable that the planet's crust cracked completely and turned into lava, rendering the planet completely inhospitable, such that everything on the planet is wiped out; but I don't know if it actually blew apart like as if it got shot by a death star. Because the blackstone fortress never actually manages to shoot the planet with its planet killer beam. They just ram the fortress into the planet and you can't actually blow up a planet like that from a physics standpoint. Though there might be some details that I may be missing or misremembering.

[@D34DM4NW47K1N6]

@@ardabaser1349 it was described as scattering into chunks at least initially. It may have disintegrated afterwards but until it did, the guard was still fighting.

[@carsandsports123]

Nux 40k videos are my comfort blanket. Its sweet how Nux thinks he can cover all lore. Something no human has achieved, with Luetin being the closest

[@ramonarudisuli9172]

There's always a first time. praise lord nuxalore.

[@Wulk]

ALL PRAISE THE LOREMESSIAH!! 🤡🙏

[@ramonarudisuli9172]

@@Wulk PRAISE THE TRUE GOD!! LORD NUXALOR!! We could make a religion out of this.

[@sydisticsandman]

​@ramonarudisuli9172 hahaha love the shout out to the history of everything I guess 😂😂

[@ramonarudisuli9172]

@@sydisticsandman of course. That video was gold. Glad someone caught it.

[@zombiepenguin7134]

The 500 Trillion Screaming Fanatics in question *"FOR THE GLORY OF THE IMPERIUM! CHARGE!!!"*

[@nerosthethundergod5616]

When the world needed more 40K Nux, he returned

[@Steved0re]

My personal favorite quote from the Dawn of War Commissar: "If you will not serve in combat, then you will serve on the FIRING LINE!"

[@lordgod9958]

So many great quotes "I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKE ME. IT IS A GOOD PAIN!"

[@robsykes1491]

"When I said please I meant Now"

[@CptPhilippnes]

"Come! Show me what passes for fury among your misbegotten kind!"

[@amargwari2431]

"Hbhhahjshdjshehsjsbm" Khorne Berserker

[@erikrungemadsen2081]

“Unlike my authority, my patience is limited” Gregor Eisenhorn.

[@lavish_cactus]

MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD! JOKES FOR THE JOKE THRONE!

[@lordgod9958]

*agrees in clown honking*

[@Alpha-qz2kc]

Hi clown god, where did you hide the entrance of the library this time? I need to return a tome

[@Wulk]

ALL PRAISE THE LOREMESSIAH!! 🤡🙏

[@lavish_cactus]

@@Wulk the moment i understood the weakness of taking thing serious it disgusted me. I craved the tomfoolery and silliness of memes...

[@robbiestafford6889]

MILK FOR THE KHORNFLAKES

[@JackaltheSaltySoul]

"Sly Marbo won a staring contest with a Necron."

[@oscardalmatiner8724]

Sly Marbo once stole a Tyranids genes

[@MushieNino]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@mysteriouscat1725]

“Sly Marco once threw a grenade and killed 5 orcs… then it exploded”

[@BigBrudda42]

"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Sly Marbo."

[@Malod1997]

Sly Marbo collected more blood and skull than Khorne. And Sly Marbo collected it himself. Sly Marbo is cure on every Nurgle's curse. Even Tzeentch doesn't know how to stop Sly Marbo. Slaneesh has wet dreams about Sly Marbo.

[@Gunthersby]

You know the creature in Adventure Time that's like "I have approximate knowledge of many things"? That's Nux

[@thalastianjorus]

Okay... Shooting Marines is _not_ a Commissar's job, lol. In fact - those that kill too many guardsmen find themselves waking up to the sound of multiple grenades rolling into their tent. Their actual job is Morale. I'd recommend looking into the Caiaphas Cain books.

[@Mare_Man]

Those darn Ork snipers, am I right? -Totally loyal guardsman

[@Kneekco]

Morale can include shooting heretical deserters before they can demoralize the rest of the guard with their cowardice though

[@silverdust4197]

LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS ! WE CREATED THEM !

[@VERBLASSEN]

Wheres the lemon

[@janematthews9087]

​@@VERBLASSEN it's a joke about how the emperor (when he was still alive) was informed by malcador that lemons are actually man made and not natural. It was made by breeding citrus and tangerines over and over until we got what we got. Upon being told of this fact, the emperor's spirits was lifted and quote-unquote "Returned to his work with renewed vigor, confident in the fact that humanity can indeed be the masters of all life." ---- Actually it's just a.joke.

[@VERBLASSEN]

@@janematthews9087 i know I've seen it "LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS WE INVENTED IT ALL BY OURSELVES"

[@VERBLASSEN]

@@janematthews9087 thanks informing tho

[@readsomebooks666]

Where is it?!

[@MushieNino]

Nux: That is a Joke, I'm working on it. Tzeench: How little did he know.

[@jbark678]

"Memes are the language of the damned" was the quote you were looking for

[@usernamealreadytaken9330]

"Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We're all pawns controlled by something greater: Meme. The DNA of the soul" - Monsoon

[@TheColdBore]

My favorite stories in Warhammer are the Ork that went back in time and killed himself to have a second of his favorite weapon, fucking up everything. The other is Khorne reviving two armies, every day, Orks and his demons to fight the war again and again for eternity because everyone has such a good time in it.

[@Andrewza1]

The orks that got a happy ending.

[@XxThExAzIaNxX]

22:33 There was an instance when a "normal" Commissar lead a Kriegsman Company, and this Commissar made the mistake of asking the Kriegsman to retreat. Therefore the Kriegsman killed the Commissar and continued to push forward XD

[@LotionSoronarr]

People tend to believe some things about 40K due to memes. Imperial guard for example - they do NOT just throw tons of soldiers at the problem. They use proper combined arms tactics and smart manouvering. Most Imperium generals know their s*** (but the exceptions are terrible). As for the lasguns - they are great weapons. You have to remember that the logistics in the imperium is a nightmare given that communication AND travel goes trough the WARP. A lasgun is a reliable weapon that can be easily produced and supplied and it packs enough punch to blow off a limb. A single lasgun power pack can hold 50-200 shots and can be re-changed from virtually any power source. Any army in the world would cream themselves for a lasgun.

[@Kain241st]

Funny fact about the Lasgun. In any other setting the Lasgun would probably be an overpowered weapon that would get added to the Geneva convention. Pin-point accurate, hits with a force greater than a 50 cal. sniper rifle, can catch you on fire, and lots more. But because its 40k, its not considered a great weapon. XD

[@ericmacrae6871]

That has to be one of my favorite fact of Warhammer 40k

[@Kain241st]

@@ericmacrae6871 I know right? Thats why i generally lkve the guard! Real men wear Flak Armour!

[@ericmacrae6871]

@Kain241st to be honest I am a not a huge fan of the Imperial guard. I am more of a SM /sister of battle guy. It is driving me nuts that the Lion and Guillaman as not meet up yet.

[@ericmacrae6871]

@Kain241st I am surprised in this video it didn't have Guillaman/Yavinne meme and I WANT that to be cannon so badly. The part that I freaking love is that Yavene is technically a dark Eldar. Not only she is dark elder but she was one of those bitches who work the arena (I forget their actual titles)

[@TheGibbie]

Tzeench wants your mind, slaanesh wants your junk, khorne wants your body, nurgle wants whats left

[@markusallen6818]

Gork and mork want your dakka

[@TheGibbie]

I should have said slaanesh whats your emotions 1/10 big L

[@edwardconner3335]

I love that the basic imperial lasgun would be broken bullshit in any other universe but it's just a flashlight in 40k!

[@battlesheep2552]

The Lasgun is a powerful weapon that has obliterated nearly every enemy mankind has ever faced. The problem is, the only enemies that are left are the ones lasguns can't obliterate

[@edwardconner3335]

@@battlesheep2552 yeah like I said, it's totally broken but unfortunately for the guard all their enemies are even more broken.

[@NameIsDoc]

Fires faster than modern assault weapons Hits harder than a 50cal Has optional knock back Has pin point accuracy to 500m A battery pack has between 300-500 shots A battery can recharge in multiple ways, from kinetic shaking while marching, to solar, to being thrown into a fire. It requires little to no maintenance and a few versions have zero moving parts. It's a army logisticans wet dream.

[@Andrewza1]

İt pretty standard or even under powered by a lot of other sci fi settings.

[@endtrap101]

​@Andrewza1, name me one that isn't the xeelee sequence Also we're only comparing the standard weapons of the verse

[@alphastriker9863]

Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! Milk for the Khorne flakes!

[@wastaken-404]

I hate this take my like

[@aoddarkwolf1606]

Butter for the PopKhorne!

[@TheCrazybloo3]

"innocence proves nothing." Is one of my favorite quotes.

[@luckyday5721]

One of my favorite Warhammer books is "The Infinite and the Divine" without spoilers imagine old necrons spending countless years trying to one up each other and is a really good look in Trazen as a character.

[@MrTubbaCup]

Such a great book. It made me more interested the Necrons

[@playamcnugeegames8267]

The salamaders are the best, mainly cause they’re nice boys and go home to their moms and pops and help out the little man where they can, they have actually come to appreciate their regular human counterparts and wouldn’t necessarily sacrifice themselves for one, but if it was them or their unit they’d go first.

[@erikrungemadsen2081]

Salamander “It followed me home can i keep it” Salamander Sergeant “tell me you at least tried to find it’s parents!”

[@yoannklieber6943]

23:23 not only did the guard fight during the collapsus of Cadia, the very people did too. (Basically every cadian is a raised as a soldier, on top of the "classic" imperium civilian) So while the planet's crust was dismantling under them, while liquifed mantle was gushing everywhere around them, the Cadians were fighting like absolute beasts. The planet DID fall before it's people.

[@kamenridermerlin501]

Praise Lord Nuxanor! Primarch of All Lore!

[@craneboy11]

42:32 it’s like this: Alpharious(who might have actually been Omegon) is a traitor, but Omegon(who might actually have been Alpharius) is secretly a loyalist. Omegon(who was secretly always a loyalist and might actually be Alpharius) is the only one of the two who is still alive and is(possibly) acting as Cypher to influence the imperium. The rest of the legion has no idea what they were supposed to be doing. So, some of them are traitors, some are loyalists, and some are straight up chaos worshippers. It’s almost completely random

[@JoshSweetvale]

...no. ....probably.

[@limlix]

Here, have a tyranid quote: “ahgagagahaghahhhhhhgrrregauaghogragoooogahfga” tyranids, year 40 000.

[@Princess_Celestia_]

To each of us falls a task, and all the Emperor requires of us Guardsmen is that we stand the line, and we die fighting. It's what we do best, we die standing.

[@Azrael178]

Auspex tactics is the "here is the new stuff for warhammer tabletop game the hour it releases" guy. We all love him for it, and warry he is not getting enough sleep due to it

[@miklekane9094]

Loving the lord nuxalore series, hopefully the drama can die down and we can focus on more fun things for now

[@KyleSage35]

Gods forbid we EVER see a month without drama right

[@timkai]

What drama? (Rhetorical question, and how we all should handle it! 😁)

[@Azrael178]

What drama

[@hifty7779]

"memes, the DNA of the soul" that one dude in metal gear revengance

[@NameIsDoc]

Was that what he was saying? I was detracted by the cat

[@hifty7779]

@@NameIsDoc roughly I would assume. Memes have another meaning that means something like “an element of a culture or system of behavior passed from one individual to another by imitation or other nongenetic means.” Taken from google, and metal gear

[@fei5649]

If you want to look for cool quotes in 40K play Darktide and just read the loading screens. They are enlightening to say the very least like: "Life is the Emperor's currency. Spend it well" , "A coward's only reward is to live in fear another day" , "A pity it is that we can die but once in the Emperor's service" or "REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE INQUISITION" The cowards way to read the quotes is to just look for the .txt online but you know that "An informed opinion must be dismissed with the resolute certainty of faith" Also I think you do not understand the "most cruel regime imaginable" thing the Imperium has going for them. Servitors and Servo skulls (flying skulls) are used for pretty much anything you would think needs a CPU, like automated doors for example. Never underestimate how deeply fucked this universe is at it's core, as that is the cool but frightening thing about it

[@joshtompkins1538]

Nux and Auspex Tactics… I don’t think I can think of any two KZbinrs who are more different.

[@EmothicVonHellsing]

I'm going to start posting this in everyone one of Nux's lore dive videos from now on... Nuxanor you should lore dive into one of the most loyal Imperial Guard Regiments: "The Death Korps of Krieg". Specifically the video called: "DEATH KORPS OF KRIEG LEAGUE OF LORE EPISODE 1" by the KZbin channel: "Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer".

[@IkariMadness]

My fav 40k quote. "Blessed is the mind too small for doubt."

[@JoshSweetvale]

"An open mind is like a fortress with its drawbridge lowered and gates unbarred."

[@Danceofmasks]

Since Tzeentch is the god of plot twists, I'm putting $100 on the Emperor being Tzeentch all along

[@acrab6527]

I love that even the chainswords have lore, Nux. If you took the material the chainsaw teeth are made of, and made a sword out of it, you could make a power sword. Or just make chainsaw teeth and make 20 chainswords. So chainsaw swords it is!

[@ComradeCommissarYuri]

You seen that Imperial Guard short? “The emperor protects??!!” “YES.. he does.. on your feet guardsman”

[@battlesheep2552]

Remember: the Slaanussy is not worth it. The Slaanussy is never worth it. You may think it is, but it's not.

[@markusallen6818]

Rows of teeth Like a shark

[@trpdrspider8372]

10:30 Thin your paints Brothers.

[@MushieNino]

Ahhh Truly Elegant, verily a Gentleman you are.

[@velstadtvonausterlitz2338]

Be strong Clarence, be strong for the emperor...

[@TimeStampDude]

Hilarious takes. I just recently found your content. Been ravenously consuming it ever since.

[@Hurricane_Manners]

Can't wait for Nuxanor to get to the Space Wolves Vs the Grey Knights and the Inquisition. Without too much spoilerage; yes, the Space Wolves compassion and squaring up is potentially catastrophic. But do I respect them for being one of the few to have the balls to tell the Inquisition to get lost? Absolutely.

[@MrTubbaCup]

Santa sprinting in terminator armor after cutting a Grey Knight in half. What's not to love. That book and a short story from the HH made me realize the Wolves care about humanity but are just tougher about how they go about it

[@Fallout7262]

Nux can you talk about the Taiga situation, his livelihood is being fucked by a stalker deplatforming him I know you have had a history with Taiga but this could be atonement or an apology to Taiga

[@willromez]

I'll never get tired of nux talking about how a space marine could go toe to toe with darth vader in every 40k vids of his lol

[@Vince-dm2yw]

Man I hope he covers the death korps of krieg.

[@Nebulon2010]

Love to see his reaction on how the commissar tries to handle em.

[@Broomer52]

Weshammer made a really good Ork video recently if you’re ever interested. It’s a good way to sink your teeth in and see who they are about without Massive Mega Lore to bog it down . Just a simple “here’s Orks and what they think about everyone else”

[@cellectra3342]

11:18 that right there on the right is the emperor's personal weapon known as the emperor's sword, its pretty good at perma killing souls and demons

[@SabeSilver]

Despite what pop culture says, the being-nice-to-civilians Salamander trope also applies to the: White Scars Space Wolves (they had a skirmish with the Ordo Malleus of the Inquisition and Grey Knights over some civilians and guardsmen and technically won i.e the Months of Shame) Raven Guard (they're a lot more pessimistic and realistic about it because they know the galaxy is fucked but they're the most "American" of the founding marines)

[@firmak2]

Space wolves also care about civillians. Hence why the "months of shame" happened

[@calebcollins5887]

Heck especially guardsmen are badass, in the Daemonculaba story, a guardsmen stayed to fight while two renegade marines retreated and went through an experience that made a Space marine cry

[@MrTubbaCup]

I want him to cover Daemonculaba so badly. If we all have to be scarred he does too

[@calebcollins5887]

@@MrTubbaCup oh yeah, but he needs a good in depth one, so he can feel scared about it going on KZbin

[@redmammoth8759]

Nux still needs to know about the Leagues of Votan since it wasn't in Bricky's every faction ROCK AND STONE

[@kylejohns2288]

Those dumb squats don’t matter -the mechanicus probably

[@NameIsDoc]

Rock and stone to the bone

[@the_University_of_War]

Ah yes, Rawbutt Ghillieman

[@NameIsDoc]

Rowboat grillymen

[@hadesdogs4366]

If you’re looking for assholes then the marines manevolence are your best choice, firing on a civilian hospital in order to wipe out an army of orks, meanwhile if you’re with the worried about whether or not you’ve bolted down anything and everything of value then the blood ravens are also best avoided 😂😂

[@xDanKaix]

1:27 one must imagine Nux happy.

[@NeoVoidHero]

“Like a gun that shoots knifes” me using the M2G-87

[@Volper1]

Titans; When the Cathedral stands up and starts shooting you with fully automatic car lots.

[@samankucher5117]

lol the jojo memes on top of the 40k memes was a nice touch.

[@BalloCrew]

never got into the warhammer stuff when i was younger, but considering how much I liked gears of war. if tabletop games were more my things this would definitely be the place. I mean adding a chainsaw to any weapon increases its "cool" factor 200%.

[@bluwlvrine]

@14:30 Actually the Raven Guard and the Space Wolves care a good deal about humanity also.

[@michaelcollins4534]

THE GOAT AUSPEX TACTICS MENTIONED PRAISE THE EMPEROR

[@regiman222]

11:10 Fun fact, they did this in bleach too, the (something german I can't spell) was a sword that was a chainsaw, but because it was a quincy weapon, the sword part was just a bonus mode because it had a handle.... it was actually a chainsaw ARROW!!

[@JakeTheBeastDelta]

34:47 That isn't a normal ape. That is a member of a technologically advanced alien species with some of the best engineers in the galaxy.

[@JoshSweetvale]

The Covenant has jellyfish. The Imperium has Orang-Utans

[@EggBoi_8]

1:01:19 hello im a sponsor for Lord and god Tzench. And he wanted me to pass on that while he loves the change youve been doing. He did not approve of being mistaken with....well she who thirsts....just letting you know hes coming for your change sir.

[@Star_Commander_Nip_Nup]

Blood for the Blood God Skull for the Skull Throne Milk for the Khorne Flakes Butter for the Khorne Cob

[@hadesdogs4366]

The blood ravens are the 40K version of the British 😂😂

[@andrewbradnum9099]

Can't wait for vulkan lore

[@BeldansFire]

I thought memes were the DNA of the soul.

[@firmak2]

"guns that shoot knives" so the eldar shuriken launcher?

[@piratekingthaszar7912]

I will NOT suffer this Commissar slander, Nux! you should read up on both Commissar Yarrick and Commissar Cain. Both are some of the most bad ass "normal" humans in the setting.

[@MrTubbaCup]

What about Gaunt

[@piratekingthaszar7912]

@@MrTubbaCup him too, i just haven't read much on him

[@ec4370]

Always glad to see Nux cover more Warhammer. Here to hoping he takes a look at Helsreach one day.

[@Nataninko]

Finally I'm early on an upload! About 1am in my timezone but who needs sleep😃

[@buttons5566]

54:12 that Eldar child is gone, burnt to absolute crisp.

[@Strrudel]

auspex tactics is a legendary channel. good choice nux

[@evansketches]

Oh man, I have been waiting ages for another Warhammer video by Nuxalore😩

[@Ninjamaster227-]

It’s not racism, only the Emperor’s justice. Now get the heavy flamer.

[@battlesheep2552]

Salamander: "I can't hurt a defenseless eldar child!" *tosses the child a knife*

[@pineapplejuice2439]

"LIke a gun that shoots knives" nah bro thats Eldar

[@albertoencinar95]

The day you cover all 40k lore I shave my whole body

[@ShivShrike]

If Nux loves lore, he needs to dive into Vampire the Masquerade, more lore than you can fire a plasma bolt at

[@thepamplo77]

You need to do a video on mortareon and death guard

[@seantjuhlolol]

Nux you break my heart, finally a 40k video and then its a meme video. Smh

[@hadesdogs4366]

THE FLESH IS WEAK .. but deeds endures 😂😂😂😂 it’s the quiet part that tends to be ignored 😂

[@MrTubbaCup]

Like most sayings, the important bit gets cut off

[@jdd8380]

That idea of allying with the chaos gods would be the most ironic thing but makes some sense

[@JoshSweetvale]

Lorgar: "That's what I've been sayin'!"

[@medhurst4]

Man Trazyn literally recreates epic battles using the people he captured as pieces on the board

[@bad-people6510]

Raven Guard are pretty protective of civilians too. A lot of them are to some level. Among the loyalists the ones that most notably aren't are the Iron Hands.

[@lunarshadow5584]

It's not JUST that the Tyranids we see are only the scouting party of the main force, but they are the scouts that appeared at 4 different points of the outer edges of the Galaxy at roughly the same time. The Tyranids have won and everyone else hasn't realized it yet.

[@KolTheKobold]

37:25 I think Nux would love Queek Headtaker

[@user-ot4bw9li8n]

Love this vid, pls more Warhammer 40k

[@cellectra3342]

27:23, happened during the end of the reign of blood where one man nearly crippled the imperium by becoming the most powerful person in the imperium who claims the emperor spoke through him, he founded the sisters of battle who were the daughters of the emperor changed to the brides of the emperor amongst other shit, i highly recommended doing sister's of battle lore as some of the main branches formed from the group who had the chance to meet the emperor

[@MBubl-e]

@Nuxanor here is the video that explains the alliance between the necrons and blood angels from WesHammer Titel The INFAMOUS Necron Blood Angels Team-Up EXPLAINED | Warhammer 40k Lore

[@synisterintent]

I wish I could remember the source, but my favorite line I've read is "Hatred is the Emperor's greatest gift to Humanity." Another one, from the 8th edition core book iirc: "An open mind is like a fortress left unguarded, and its doors unbarred."

[@vt6307]

I would like to see Nux`s reaction to the "The Last Church: Tyber Portoghese's Iconic Animation" also it is quite interesting itself it gives more understanding on the Emperor and his ideals

[@mr.superperfectcell8732]

happy ypur still doing 40k content

[@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken]

Nux try the video by WesHammer called “the chaos gods are actually the good guys”. It’s a mind blowing piece of warhammer lore.

[@Quark214]

Without a doubt, was going to recommend just that for his next big Warhammer video.

[@3ormorecharicters]

Aww shit, new Nux 40k lore, let's go

[@itsahalmar1853]

I'm here and my face hurts from laughter this was great!

[@Theigzorn]

covering all lore he says..... yeah pal good luck with that ,might i suggjest to start with the 50+ horus heresy books (all well over 400 pages) for getting the foundation.

[@RaixsOreh]

You can defeat Daemons without psychic powers.

[@bryanttownsend381]

If you ever want a deeper dive into the humans, I would highly recommend The Death Korp of Krieg. They take sacrifice and love for the Emperor to the utmost extreme!

[@CptPhilippnes]

To be fair to the Officio Assassinorum, each Assassin is deployed depending at the stage of rebellion if you look at it like an infection Preventive = Callidus Intercepting initial infection = Vindicare Amputation = Eversor Directed medication = Cullexus

[@xoso599]

"Victory requires no excuse, failure permits none."