I like to say the Tyranids have a single weakness holding them back from consuming the entire galaxy, a weakness the empire is adapt at exploiting: They don't have enough named characters.
@jessISaRicePrincess2 жыл бұрын
The problem with tyranids is if they win there's no story to be had unlike orks which are funny, or necrons who has some surprisingly interesting characters.
@Avusui2 жыл бұрын
@@jessISaRicePrincess that's not entirely true, I'd say octarius war was a good example of tyranids winning and it being interesting. Sure we don't know the specific tyranid that did that one thing etc. And they'll be absorbed back into the force of nature that is Tyranids. But I think of tyranids as a character constantly evolving and adapting to topple its enemy and feed. That's my opinion also the imperium is boring lol
@jokerman96232 жыл бұрын
@@Avusui the tyrinids are more boring tbh. All the other factions have strengths and weaknesses that keep eachother in check but tyrinids adapt to everything and have rumors of having the galaxy completely surrounded. If it was just one front or if they didn't adapt nearly as well maybe. Idk compared to all the other factions tyrinids are just boring when compared. Then again I kinda dislike the whole hive mind army bug trope in scifi.
@Avusui2 жыл бұрын
@@jokerman9623 fair enough! I like the unstoppable force that is the Tyranids, I can understand them being boring but not to me personally. They do have a big weakness tho which is after the battle they need time to suck up all the resources and are vulnerable. To me Tyranids are the force of nature adapting to the environment and taking over. Ive always been a sucker for green as well as slivers from MTG. My 2nd favorite would be Orks 100% cause I just love their energy lol its like no other in my opinion.
@Haveniceday52 жыл бұрын
No plot armor choices
@eatingpancakesrightnow27862 жыл бұрын
The Ultramarines have a fun and unique cast of characters, including Titus, Tightus, and Captain Tiitous
@peterclarke72402 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Rear Admiral Tightarse. He's my favourite, for reasons that I think it prudent not to go in to. So to speak.
@snarkymcsnarkface18632 жыл бұрын
you forgot the patron saint of the smurffs. Matt ward and Matt ward's super plot armor that has its own plot armor, that has three back up suits of plot armor on and bolter po rn
@Numtalegau2 жыл бұрын
How dare you not mention the (self-proclaimed) greatest swordsman in the galaxy... Cato Sicarius!
@CobrazFinest2 жыл бұрын
lmaoooo
@indecisionator2 жыл бұрын
what about I, Cato Sicarius
@Tehstampede2 жыл бұрын
"More choices than your entire HQ line" dear god that hurt
@deathknizzle2 жыл бұрын
More hqs than thousand sons have usable units
@skirk2482 жыл бұрын
More choices then harlequins
@fozzilla1232 жыл бұрын
@@deathknizzle This aged badly. TS are great again.
@Happy-zg4zd2 жыл бұрын
@@fozzilla123 still only 5 sets
@necroprogaming68512 жыл бұрын
Necrons: Troops: Warriors, Immortals HQ: 8 unique characters, lord, overlord, catacomb command barge. 4 crypteks, total, 15. We have WAY to many HQ units, not enough troops units.
@SlipKoRn4life2 жыл бұрын
"Who doesn't love the Imperial Guard?" Games Workshop.
@jaket27342 жыл бұрын
To much truth, m8.
@DahVoozel2 жыл бұрын
Weird, cuz they seem to want Guard players to have to buy a lot of them.
@fozzilla1232 жыл бұрын
This aged badly. Autowounding on 6's from 90 Lasgun shots is a lot of love lol
@fozzilla1232 жыл бұрын
@Uncky Hitlor You're deploying wrong. Or its Eldar.
@user-hv6gi9ux6z2 жыл бұрын
@@fozzilla123 or they have any ap whatsoever which is most armies nowadays
@Nerobyrne2 жыл бұрын
"There are Xenos invading!" "Oh F$%&" "But we have Astartes coming in as reinforcement!" "Thank the Emperor!" "They're Grey Knights!" "Oh F$%&"
@AdeptKing2 жыл бұрын
Wait how would they even know that’s bad?
@Kiwio6542 жыл бұрын
@@AdeptKing because in the 40k verse if you know grey nights exist your gonna get killed
@mapleflag65182 жыл бұрын
“But we are kriegsmen.”
@CheeseWheelEnthusiast2 жыл бұрын
@@Kiwio654 Yeah, but the guardsmen won't know that until they start getting slaughtered.
@veajakorobearej13692 жыл бұрын
@@mapleflag6518 *hehe boiii* - kriegsman
@TheArcass2 жыл бұрын
"NPC factions" that did make me chuckle.
@malakimphoros21642 жыл бұрын
>NPC factions this is the easiest bait to use
@byzantiphile76302 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it really only applies to Tau. So Tyranid players can cheer up!
@Ben_27612 жыл бұрын
He’s not lying
@harrietr.50732 жыл бұрын
Ew.
@trymtoreson25082 жыл бұрын
It did persuade me to expel a proper chuckle myself good sir, indeed indeed
@deusvult40842 жыл бұрын
13:00 There is a slight error with the Eversor. It's not 'Kill everyone, hopefully the target'. The target *is* everyone.
@americankid77822 жыл бұрын
When no one is left alive, then it is stealth
@deusvult40842 жыл бұрын
@@americankid7782 Nobody gonna see if nobody is alive to see.
@maddoxdaniel10262 жыл бұрын
no bodies for the guards to see? Oh, I thought you said no guards to see the bodies!
@notannie47982 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest shit from all the videos. Thank you
@nothadley98932 жыл бұрын
GW: "let's make Night Lords all about leadership manipulation" Also GW: "Let's make the morale phase useless!"
@toldavf15232 жыл бұрын
their rumour's make them look decent at least :P
@MakeLoveNotWar6872 жыл бұрын
One day all there phases will be morale checks
@Birbinator20082 жыл бұрын
half the time I forget morale phase exists
@shuwan4games2 жыл бұрын
@@Birbinator2008 same for me since I am a tsons player
@alexisdetocqueville99642 жыл бұрын
The morale phase is weird, it either matters a LOT, or not at all. To be fair, GW seems to be making some sort of last gasp to make it relevant again. A lot of things have lost fearless aura, for example GSC Patriarch. It's now down to a much worse "ignores combat attrition modifiers" effect.
@lieutenantdan93372 жыл бұрын
"One of the funniest things about genestealers is- oh, no, nevermind. He's run off with it..." I died 🤣
@necroprogaming68512 жыл бұрын
memestealer lol
@NoNameAtAll22 жыл бұрын
of course you died - your gene got stolen
@sglenny0012 жыл бұрын
Have you tried turning of and on angin
@alexfilmwriting2 жыл бұрын
This video is just a half-hour of pure, unfiltered, British deadpan. Imagine yourself just sitting in a pub in Bristol nodding over a Magners while some bloke drones on about Harlequins and Space Marines. Love it.
@hd_harold75872 жыл бұрын
I mean that's how I spend most of my Friday nights.
@filmcameras4evr452 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Bristol, I could see this happening.
@royalstingray8222 жыл бұрын
The only thing inaccurate here is that you'd be *BLAM*ed instantaneously for drinking Magners and not Thatchers (pronounced "fatchers")
@TimNurTV2 жыл бұрын
@@filmcameras4evr45 go to thekla painted up like a tau
@tacocatinahurricane9707 Жыл бұрын
As an american I barely understood what you said
@BSU30002 жыл бұрын
Auspex Tactics: Robot Goriilaman Me: That's a funny way to say Rowboat Girlyman.
@Smilomaniac2 жыл бұрын
Excuse me?? It’s Rawboot Gullyman.
@colinbielat85582 жыл бұрын
His name is Rub me off Gorillaman you uncultured swine
@callukcraft2 жыл бұрын
yea Rowboat Girlyman. is the one i always use , that and rowboat gully man
@crudgamers26722 жыл бұрын
You guys need to go back to school. You're not pro pronouncing Realbank Garbageman correctly.
@fguocokgyloeu48172 жыл бұрын
Rawbutt Gooillyman
@JoKad172 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry about the huge amount of dishes to clean honey i'm on it, go relax, watch a tv show, read something maybe" *proceeds to don earbuds and enjoy half an hour of undisturbed memery*
@THExRISER2 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@hansmatheson59762 жыл бұрын
It really sounds like the person you described was being sarcastic and/or passive-aggressive lol
@JoKad172 жыл бұрын
@@hansmatheson5976 wtf no. It's just that if you don't want your household to become a barn you gotta do chores and usually I love having something good to listen to while I do them but usually youtube has more garbage or is stuff that requires a lot more attention than what obe can spare while doing chore, so having half an hour of good, easy to digest content to listen can make it more enjoyable so you can have a bit of fun while being productive. Heck my gf literally told me to relax and leave half the dishes for her to do in the morning so I stopped the video when I got to the part of the Thousand Sons and spared the rest to keep company while sweeping the floor this morning. Also the huge amount of dishes is kinda normal for us since we are Italian and we cook like stereotypical Italians do. PSA: sharing chores is a fundamental part of having a functional relationship even if it's bothersome and if you can find something that makes it better you absolutely should do that.
@THExRISER2 жыл бұрын
@@JoKad17 Really putting in the work to make your relationship work huh? Good on you!
@THExRISER2 жыл бұрын
@@hansmatheson5976 He wasn't being sarcastic, just descriptive.
@plasmakitten42612 жыл бұрын
I love how it's basically become law in the fandom to always refer to the Ultramarines 1st Captain as "I, Cato Sicarius"
@striggen5942 жыл бұрын
With tyranids: "it's not a mold line! It's a carapace ridge!"
@veiddimaddur8354 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely lol
@jamham692 жыл бұрын
"a lot of the blood angels are still coming to terms with the fact its a dice game. sometimes you can get unlucky" made me snort.
@SilverPrince_2 жыл бұрын
Me everytime I'm trying to charge my 20 Death Company Marines with jump packs and failing the rolls because I don't have Lemmy with them XD
@petertimowreef90852 жыл бұрын
Talking about war crimes in the 40k Universe is like talking about culinary crimes comitted in Chuck E Cheese.
@Russtick922 жыл бұрын
The traditional Auspex cadence and deadpan delivery combined with the memes is literally peak comedy. Howling.
@shockeye38632 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of the Orks keeping the Emperor alive through sheer belief just because they want something to shoot at.
@piercebrosnan9528 Жыл бұрын
De Emperah, dats da big golden boss innit? Bet he's a zoggin good scrap.
@docterfantazmo2 жыл бұрын
*Night Lord:* "We specialise is fear!" *Black Legionarie:* "Religous fanatics, mind altered super soldiers, xenomorphs, terminators and fungus cockneys being famously easy to scare."
@magearamil86262 жыл бұрын
Exactly XD
@RandomizedCTRL2 жыл бұрын
Fundus Cockneys 😂😂😂
@unintentionally_edgy58672 жыл бұрын
Those fungus cockneys have a low enough leadership that somehow they do actually suffer it easily
@necroprogaming68512 жыл бұрын
@@unintentionally_edgy5867 unlike nercrons, Ld 10 for everything lol.
@chrisbingley Жыл бұрын
don't you mean fungus Millwall fans?
@cristhianmlr2 жыл бұрын
I want to congratulate Auspex, because he is getting an official terrain named after hime: *the Auspex Shrine!*
@bungus_chungus14012 жыл бұрын
I want to see another April fools model review like the Irritatintator. That was so good
@dovakinsteve95172 жыл бұрын
He did something kind of similar with Primaris Gamebreakors
@Nugire2 жыл бұрын
9:07 "Thou shall not refer to the Sisters of battle as 'Bolter Bitches' , nor shall thou approach them during their time of 'red rage' unless thou wishes to be first reaching orbit without the aid of a shuttle." - Codex Astartes
@redman77752 жыл бұрын
Thotguns
@richmcgee4342 жыл бұрын
"I think that's all of them..." No, you missed one.
@richmcgee4342 жыл бұрын
Turns out I was spot on, eh? :)
@Vineor2 жыл бұрын
@@richmcgee434 Damn right fam
@Vineor2 жыл бұрын
@Ban this youtube Leave no dwarf behind
@XarkoCZ2 жыл бұрын
ROCK AND STONE. brother!
@wafflestcattash48182 жыл бұрын
rock and stone
@lilvampire74392 жыл бұрын
16:30 ironically, plague marines are the happiest faction potentially in the entire Galaxy. Nurgle actually loves them, which isn’t common for chaos gods. They also arnt in any pain. Becoming a Nurgle daemon or plague marine is genuinely the most positive thing you can hope for in 40k
@alpharius19772 жыл бұрын
nurgle sucks
@peenyyt4921 Жыл бұрын
Yeah they kind of die if they are seperated from the warp
@morrisevans4615 Жыл бұрын
Except for maybe joining the T'au and getting to one of the 1st Phase Septs (these septs are better defended most of the time)
@aaronking2020 Жыл бұрын
@@morrisevans4615 unless your an Ethereal or a part of the Farsight Enclave your going to be living under a brutal regime that mind controls the population and treats non-Tau as second class citizens. (Granted, this is way better than anything else in 40k but still sucks compared to real life)
@MrFoodMan66 Жыл бұрын
@@peenyyt4921 literally everyone dies in 40k. Although I agree that their “happiness” is just an illusion because at all times they are in a dream like state.
@leadpaintchips94612 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that the Eversor assassin is more true to the source of the word assassin than the others, being the ḥašīšī who went about and did very public murder missions.
@vivladi38992 жыл бұрын
"Always nice to have some crusading knights around we don't have to judge in the context of real world history" Lmao
@markdorn88732 жыл бұрын
"Who doesn't love the Imperial Guard?" Games Workshop, apparently. **sad gas mask noises**
@FunkBastid2 жыл бұрын
Hey, we did get plastic krieg (for slightly cheaper than Forgeworld prices) and Gaunt’s Ghosts (for more than $10 per model)
@markdorn88732 жыл бұрын
@@FunkBastid Guard also got points hikes despite being one of the bottom-performing armies in the game. New rules only apply to Cadian regiments. Plastic Krieg is nice (though I would have preferred if they kept the same body proportions as FW) but you have to be able to play with it, too.
@MechWarrior8942 жыл бұрын
*sad Rambo noises*
@randomkrieger26252 жыл бұрын
It's almost as if we exist to lose so the Sphess Mahreens could swoop in. Because obviously there's as many Marines as there is Guardsmen.
@carabculln12322 жыл бұрын
@@randomkrieger2625 what lol? Have you like read Cadia blood or krieg or anthrjnf. This is such a corny and overplayed mene
@IamtheWV17 Жыл бұрын
"You definitely couldn't kitbash these from regular intercessors." How did you deliver this line straight 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@arykaas2 жыл бұрын
Auspex : *Mentions Skitarii, shows and DESCRIBE a Kataphron* Me : *binharic screeching*
@venkelos69962 жыл бұрын
That was great! Auspex Tactics is usually something I watch because it's rather serious, detailed, and a hobby I enjoy, with just enough humor snuck in to keep it from becoming boring, so this much more funny, sarcastic jaunt through the meme mines of 40k was a wonderful little change.
@AlexWithington2 жыл бұрын
Is it a meme mine because they have been beating the same dead horse for decades as if it was full of gold
@itsdantaylor2 жыл бұрын
6:17 I recall hearing that the reason space wolves having 'wolf' so much in their naming of everything boils down to 'Yeah the units have unique names in the native Fenrikan language but since no one in the Empire is going to take the time to learn it, everyone just says wolf over and over again" So it's not that the space wolves are un-creative in their naming, it's more so everyone else just making fun of them because THEY don't want to take the time to learn their actual names and the space wolves don't want to take the time to correct them.
@MrGorillafist2 жыл бұрын
I love that that's the in universe reason for the naming convention. Then you realize actual game designers/authors decided it would be fine to just to replace every adjective and noun with the word 'wolf' 😂
@genericprofile23812 жыл бұрын
Correct, nobody cares about the space wolves. And nobody should.
@SamuelBenedicic_of_NSK2 жыл бұрын
so literally same reasoning why historical scandinavian folk is majority of time refered to as Vikings, but there was and still is so many great names ;)
@lieutenantdan93372 жыл бұрын
The space wolves are incredibly uninspired...
@JustALittleGhostOfHallownest Жыл бұрын
@@genericprofile2381ok tts magnus
@BeukendaalMason2 жыл бұрын
5:46 The only problem with that meme is that Sanguinius had foreseen his death by Horus, and that only by his death would the Emperor have the will to kill Horus.
@charleyedwards21212 жыл бұрын
your snark is so fantastic man, im sure we all would love to hear a bit more of it sprinkled into your normal vids, LOVE your channel as always amazing work man
@dnaseb92142 жыл бұрын
"All your most important bits" Just not the head, the higher the rank the less you need head protection.
@lamprdo2 жыл бұрын
‘Gender neutral paradise’ gave me a good chuckle. Also, as a Deathwatch player… fair.
@daniel_f40502 жыл бұрын
Very well done. And I particularly enjoyed the TTS references. EDIT: And as a Blood Angels player since 1987 I should very much like to point out that we enjoy tomato juice so very much that we sometimes get a bit too enthusiastic and spill a bit as we drink it so quickly. It is most definitely NOT human blood. So any random disappearances or exsanguinated corpses found in our areas of operation are purely coincidental.
@DrakenKorin1402 жыл бұрын
That was probably the best faction breakdown I've heard, because of course in the grim darkness of the far future there is only memes
@Dre2Dee2 Жыл бұрын
And the laughter of dark gods
@Birbinator20082 жыл бұрын
gw pours all of their resources into making more primaris marines, yet it ironically seems that harlequins only have eight units and have such a high win rate
@Radiodragonofdoom2 жыл бұрын
To be fair that makes sense. The Astartes already signed up to shoot a lot of things: Eldritch nightmare beings, alien hive minds, cockney fungus, each other, etc. I'd draw the line at elf murder clowns too tbh.
@shaderunner82202 жыл бұрын
"NPC Factions" made me laugh and feel agony at the same time. Also now I actually want to know what painting things blue does for orks.
@alexanderhoclippiunus76442 жыл бұрын
It's plot armo--luck, I meant to say luck. Makes the bearer lucky. Coincidentally, Ultramarines have a suspiciously low casualty count against Orks. . .
@shaderunner82202 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderhoclippiunus7644 Well that just explains everything at once LMAO
@coalitionofrob4362 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious, the fact your channel is usually delivered very straight laced made it so much better.
@Eniril12 жыл бұрын
your voice's tone and its delivery rythm strikingly resemble that of any random airline pilot... I was getting ready to fasten my seatbelt at any time XD
@adamwhite93302 жыл бұрын
One of the best things about 40k is that the line between canon and meme is so vague.
@MrGorillafist2 жыл бұрын
This was brilliant man. So much work must've gone into this.
@Proiteus2 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd feel the need to WATCH a full Auspex Tactics video. XD I normally have them on in the background but with the images and number of slides, I felt this needed to be watched.
@Dryzark2 жыл бұрын
Loved the video! Kinda wished you’d mentioned the Zoat by name, then immediately moved on to another faction without saying anything about them.
@richmcgee4342 жыл бұрын
Just wait until the Zoat-riding Squat cavalry show up.
@miguelperez99062 жыл бұрын
The whole blood angels bit had me cracking up
@l33tpie2 жыл бұрын
The Ali-G reference is EXACTLY what I have been telling people that ask why space marines are coloured so.
@jayjohn98932 жыл бұрын
Had a really stressful day, this video helped me chill and laugh. Thanks, good vid
@jakefuller6852 жыл бұрын
Hope all is well Jay!
@merovmerov7631 Жыл бұрын
This imperium has an obsession with flashlights. While this is their main combat weapons for your average soldier, even their emperor has been turned into a flashlight for spaceship pilots.
@gavinlewis83622 жыл бұрын
Incredible video Auspex! I haven't even start playing 40k yet but I cant help but watch all of your videos
@zayian32 жыл бұрын
This was so much better than I could have guessed. The monotone matter of fact tone sells it. Good job!
@profsrlojohn6352 жыл бұрын
That Inquistion one made me both cry and laugh. It's sad monke spam is basically the only real viable option now.
@mymic2082 жыл бұрын
Custodes oiling each other up and posing. Brilliant video btw, the sheer density of the memery was impeccable.
@nian892 жыл бұрын
I see you forgot about Abbadons arms, not easy since he lost them a long time ago.
@hansmatheson5976 Жыл бұрын
Haha the “Tell my wife, I miss her” Kataphron quote was great.
@Michael-mr4op2 жыл бұрын
Had some good laughs with this one. Having good fun with the silliness of things is always good.
@NornQueenKya2 жыл бұрын
One does not simply "meme" the Tyranids.
@austinstewart76012 жыл бұрын
When a shark is trying to eat you, I doubt the first thing running through your head is "I hope someone memes this"! Same goes for the Tyranids.
@invincibleunderthesun85452 жыл бұрын
@@austinstewart7601 and yet Tyberos is a thing
@LeroyJ122 жыл бұрын
username checks out. nice!
@DatcleanMochaJo2 жыл бұрын
More like TyraNerds! Ha
@ValiduzZ2 жыл бұрын
"Mary sue and many others." - HAHA. GOTTEM
@parasiteenergy92492 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the theme of the Blood Angels chapter: failing clutch rolls. I could set my watch to it.
@wutebear96562 жыл бұрын
This was amazing. Thanks for making my Friday much more enjoyable. And yes I am building Dark Angels, and as soon as I mention it, someone pipes up about how I'm building a Chaos army.
@dedicatedgamer25002 жыл бұрын
I think this is my favourite upload from Auspex. So much fun in this one.
@ChiefLibrarianAhriman2 жыл бұрын
Mr Auspex, you've outdone yourself!
@LastStar0072 жыл бұрын
*Mr. Tactics. Auspex is his first name.
@koiffu10942 жыл бұрын
Never has a better description of xenos races been uttered than “NPC factions.”
@dravenhogg59322 жыл бұрын
0:48 Walking Coffin? Naw, that's grandpa in his weaponized life support.
@redhawkskcd2 жыл бұрын
This is an amazingly clever episode. I loved every moment of this.
@TJ-ke9dv2 жыл бұрын
"Nun-dam wing". This was comedy genious.
@Tpainactual2 жыл бұрын
Night lords "what if we made our armor look ridiculous, so people think we are psychopaths?"
@alexanderhoclippiunus76442 жыл бұрын
"What, like growing skin on top of it?" "No, that wouldn't support the evil economy _or_ the idea that we're total psychopaths, well get some locally-sourced skin instead! And some bat wings. Bitches love bat wings"
@Jimothyjohns2 жыл бұрын
23:42 love how a literal demon helped the blood angels so they’d survive, giving the demon the chance to kill the BA
@NSGrendel2 жыл бұрын
"It's a deeply thematic thing." Definitely wins the prize for best line + delivery.
@Drummercommander2 жыл бұрын
As someone who played 40k years ago and never really got into much of the lore, this is an amazing overview of all the factions! Well done and many thanks haha
@purplehaze23582 жыл бұрын
"When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail" Real talk though, that's an unironically good quote to come out of this.
@purplehaze23582 жыл бұрын
@IntrepidTit If it’s so common, I probably would have heard it prior to the writing of this comment.
@purplehaze23582 жыл бұрын
@IntrepidTit I am, indeed, (unfortunately) a stategoer. Arizonan, to be specific.
@fluffcrunchmini45722 жыл бұрын
Holly crap. Nailing it every year!! Just do these from now on!!!
@juanventura16972 жыл бұрын
I watch all your vids, they’re informative, real, and just all about this hobby I love. The best vids are when you deliver truth with such delicious satire. It’s so good and hilarious. AND REAL. For the Emperor. LOL
@housemana2 жыл бұрын
i've been a long time casual lore fan of the 40k universe. as with many casual lore andys, leutin and the gang were my gateway to this universe. but this video, while obviously meant as a meme, has done more, relatively speaking, to help me understand the factions than hundreds of hours i've spent listening/reading to the tales of the universe by others. i think that speaks to the depth of the universe as a whole for this to be the case, but really, just wanted to let you know! thoroughly enjoyed it :)
@dragonslair9511672 жыл бұрын
It is weird that melee combat has become such a staple skill on the battlefields of the future, isn't it? Even in close-quarters urban settings, you're better served with a short-barreled rifle or pistol than a machete, and most armies just give you a combat knife, almost as an afterthought.
@andersbjrnsen72032 жыл бұрын
Its sort of justified by making body armor better than ranged attack, but of course its nonsense, and only really justified with the rule of cool.
@RazorsharpLT Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favourite Primarch Robust Guiltyman
@daemonprinceazriel91132 жыл бұрын
I need that new Primaris tank you showed us. Probably would blow itself up but totally worth it.
@spacehump3886 Жыл бұрын
13:02 Nobody will report on your mission if there's nobody left alive. Stealth mission complete.
@Maevola2 жыл бұрын
Honestly the delivery is everything. Great fun
@KharnTheSwellGuy Жыл бұрын
After spending the last few weeks watching a tonne of vids whilst spending a few hours a day driving for work, this is a gem to find 😂 love your work mate!
@jamesgaultier29492 жыл бұрын
"Incompetence wears Terminator Armour" I've never read more truer words
@Nick-jb4xi Жыл бұрын
12:00 Actually it's the Grey Knights who were created from the Emperor's gene-seed. The Custodes aren't space marines at all, and are created with a different (and unexplained) process, that apparently takes much longer and kills many more candidates.
@Wawawawawa3432 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this, I love your “humour” videos
@fewcandleanimations2 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta till coffin start walking killed me great work! 😅
@jlb95772 жыл бұрын
The gant mould line joke hit me too hard 😂
@Erebus_the_trustworthy2 жыл бұрын
A primaris lieutenant released as this video came out.
@Caneks12 жыл бұрын
Thoroughly enjoyed the video! The one bit I was surprised about was no mention of the Custodes being even more terrifying when they're shirtless and covered in lube.
@dabbingraccoons64169 ай бұрын
23:08 helldivers terminid reference spotted. I will now combust
@Kitsunewill2 жыл бұрын
I feel like OP is really getting some snark of their chest here. You love to see it.
@purplehaze23582 жыл бұрын
6:42 Why does the red one look like a really buff Tahu?
@unintentionally_edgy58672 жыл бұрын
i guess when you are straight to the point and fact driven as Auspex you meme twice as hard the one day a year you can. and why Primaris cant get in old transports is so dumb. "sorry you have to many organs you can get in". i know its to not invalidate firstborns but maybe balance the firstbborns to keep them relevant? Edit: dogematas, the only reason they havent been fired for keeping up Vandires legacy is their effectiveness
@sturm90872 жыл бұрын
Its probably to keep primaris vehicles relevant. The land raider is way cooler than anything the primaris have for vehicles.
@GundamReviver2 жыл бұрын
@@sturm9087 and so is the drop pod.
@FireTalon242 жыл бұрын
I picked up the Black Templars box to start my first ever army because I love my xenophobic, fanatical super soldiers and I read about their love of the Crusader pattern Land Raider. Wanted to get one only to discover that the Primaris can't even use it. I have no words.
@unintentionally_edgy58672 жыл бұрын
@@FireTalon24 I had a literally identical experience
@LoLCalmSnow2 жыл бұрын
Im not a Primarus hater, but I think they definitely should have just released them as updated model kits instead of a whole new army.
@Sandmann11932 жыл бұрын
The video that I didn't know I needed, but it was very needed indeed. What a nice piece of comedy. Nice
@Chris-jl6vp2 жыл бұрын
Finally a useful guide
@Milkymalk2 жыл бұрын
Imagine uploading this the very day a new army is announced.
@jimmysmith22492 жыл бұрын
I play Iron Hands, and I laughed at the "head off" joke. We are not all cantankerous asscracks.
@felipestriker1872 жыл бұрын
As a fellow iron hands i agree brother, at least ferrus now leads the legion of the damned.
@LochyP2 жыл бұрын
I realised 7 minutes in that your intonation sounds exactly like the safety speech before takeoff
@markmosca54582 жыл бұрын
Fantastic video. Had me laughing out loud. Thank you!
@UnholyGsus Жыл бұрын
As someone who is new to warhammer, I was immediately drawn to the blood angels. So I dove head first getting a set up and tools and paints and watched tons and tons of tutorials, and I got 1 of every single set of blood angels units, and singles. Now, the problem is, knowing what I know now, and how I am as a person I am a completionist. I don't like not having a complete set of something. So this hobby has gotten far more expensive because not only do I want every blood angel unit for my collection, I now want all of the space marines, dark angels, black templars, etc. I need the entire collection before I feel I can even move on to another race or faction or whatever you call it. However, it does give me something to do for quite some time. I'll get there eventually.
@Tommiart2 жыл бұрын
One of these for space marine chapters would be hilarious 😍
@Chromodar2 жыл бұрын
8:50 "Unless you're absolutely desperate to have your legs chopped off, and then grafted onto a set of track units." I mean would prefer to keep my legs, but if they are to be chopped off I wouldn't mind them becoming the business end of a kickass tank.