100 Cliche Things Guitarists Say

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[@MrWickk]

I DIED at 61 I'm so tired of this ad

[@chasingfretscom]

@MrWickk Same 😂

[@h.w.g.d]

I’m still dying at 61. Pure gold.

[@hamidl3atay612]

All of us dude

[@zoekidd3483]

i get about the same 4 ads for every guitar video i watch lol ive memorized the first five seconds of all of them

[@MrWickk]

@@zoekidd3483 same. Since picking my guitar back up thanks to quarantine most of my KZbin ads are the same handful about learning how to play 😒

[@alonat9310]

this is it. Marty Music is a meme channel now.

[@MartyMusic]

how do you do, fellow kids?

[@caldwell9-0]

Marty Music Xd

[@dhio9615]

@@MartyMusic oh no. Marty is slowly descending into insanity.

[@webbskul]

@@dhio9615 and meme culture

[@Stardust.Wonder]

Everything will turn into memes at the end.

[@jomo999]

4:00 Love how you call out those commercials that tell you online lessons are crap and then try to sell you....online lessons.

[@esndeetv5636]

Wth immediately after he said that i got an guitartricks ad 😄🤣🤣

[@garmen-]

But the difference is you have to pay for those online lessons!

[@ben_joven]

How about: “Hey, do you smell that?” *Plays intro to ‘Smells like teen spirit”*

[@Adam-ro8vj]

Ben Joven has that ever happened

[@wolfinsheepsclothing842]

Adam Varney I’m gonna do that now.

[@mileschow5961]

Let's all do that now, i know i am

[@wriglarzzz]

Man! I have to do this! 🤣🤣

[@Crazy-bq2ke]

Your wish was granted in the new one

[@faboolean7039]

"you can't sight read" said no one ever because it's an unspoken fact amongst us

[@rohannairmusic]

We just read those tabs

[@wolfpac1970]

LOL...speak for yourself. I'll take standard notation over TAB any day.

[@quentinmussman1348]

I can read standard notation but it's like 5 year old sounding out see sp spo spot ru run

[@wolfpac1970]

@@quentinmussman1348 That's the way I am with TAB. When I first started learning and took lessons my teacher started me on standard notation for the first 3 months. Chord stacks are still a little tricky though.

[@123akash121]

no personal attacks please

[@jalengoode3266]

4:00 that ad is everywhere lol

[@mileschow5961]

"Have you ever trie-"

[@owenward4638]

“I switched to vaping for my health” Lol Edit: Every one of these is pure gold! Well done as usual Marty

[@chriswilks1957]

marty: exists *everyone liked that*

[@birdsaresinners3373]

this comment: exists *516 people liked that*

[@quandaleinstitute5623]

@@birdsaresinners3373 this reply: exists *4 people liked that*

[@August140]

@@quandaleinstitute5623 this reply's reply exists; 3 people liked that

[@RC32Smiths01]

The fact that your intro is in a way cliche is actually very funny. Really awesome to do some comedic work here once in a while!

[@muhammadbalal6677]

3:59 61. -Every single jobless guitar teacher.

[@shadowx2750]

me: that sounds amazing , i will learn it by ear to develop my ear me 5 min later : hey whats up you guys marty schwartz here !

[@themosspill6276]

Yes 😂😂😂😂

[@ASM881]

shadow x best comment ever.

[@deriangueldner23]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 gotta get it right

[@emiliabugueiromeyer8166]

AAAh lol so true

[@danenorment]

"But does it DJENT?" & "Country music sucks!" were hilarious.

[@rykerquackenbush585]

“I’m tired of playing the twelve bar blues!!!!!!!”

[@haydenwalker9984]

You can never get tired of the blues!

[@thefakengx3839]

Ryker Quackenbush actually I just started

[@thefakengx3839]

Lmao

[@thefakengx3839]

Marty thanks for making me an intermediate I learned wonderwall from you and learned twelve bar blues and mixolydian concept today man you’re a living legend

[@stinglikeabeee]

@@thefakengx3839 tf u doing here sir Noel Gallagher?

[@MartyMusic]

Let me know what your favorite guitar cliche is in the comments below! ROUND 2 HERE: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oqjaoYaAo7mKbq8

[@poonamtyagi2021]

16th one 😀

[@senditgaming7521]

14😂😂😂😂

[@xdeepak12]

Damn i like this new content

[@senditgaming7521]

Okay no 61🤣

[@ChrisVanderheeren]

The last one. Check out Toby Lee, he's got it down! :-)

[@TheOnlyMJS]

“You play Punk rock? Call me when you grow up!” Still ain’t calling no one. 😂 Marty Music is amazing.

[@rory7056]

“Trying to learn guitar from KZbin but can’t” hahaha

[@giorgiop9535]

"Can you turn everyone else down and turn the guitar up, please?" classic 😂

[@mordikiday7798]

“I was born in the wrong era!” Boy have I used that too many times.

[@mymicks21]

Finding my cringy comments I left on classic rock videos years later oh god.

[@alecmullaney7957]

*flashes back to when I was constantly bitching about wanting to live in the 50s* We don't talk about these times.

[@ProFingerboardy]

101: “hey guys it’s Marty Schwartz from Marty Music”

[@scottmurphy248]

That was one right ?

[@a_green_cat]

Yeah man that was the first one :)

[@taxman4072]

#1 was my favorite too.

[@tatianabrown8520]

"Now we're in the tone zone!!" I want that on a t-shirt with that face on it Marty!

[@Happymz]

Yes

[@golammohiuddin8774]

Marty i’ve been following u for 3 yrs now. I hate those adds where they say u can learn guitar with apps. Its almost impossible. BUt u my friend. U have made my years. I can jam on the guitar only because of u. Thank you so much. I don’t even know how to thank you! Ur such an amazing guy

[@vinq8621]

The big harmonica makes a come back! Just watched your beginner harmonica tutorial yesterday

[@jer4157]

Petition for Marty to give us a house tour

[@natep7079]

“I can’t read sheet music to save my life” So true it hurts

[@colby7325]

“Dude im so tired. I stayed up all night working on this new tone.” - 99 had me dying lmao😂😂😂

[@Killstr3aker01]

Marty is actually hilarious this was absolutely spot on. “Page lived in the pentatonic” cracked me up 🤣

[@Andra1150]

5:10 - my guitar teacher-mate)) Exactly what he says

[@dhio9615]

Marty having old and new jokes in one video just show that he is a man of time.

[@Ardamax_]

**unjacks** "SMOKE BREAK!?" This is me I'm the bass player

[@jeremyrafuse5330]

Mid song.

[@necurrence1776]

5.Digital has gone a long way - then complains that music nowadays is made by computers 4. This cheap guitar looks too cheap 3. This distortion is very versatile - has a somewhat usable sweet spot 2. This small amp doesn't sound big :( 1. Guitar youtubers wearing hats indoors

[@charlielawrence2156]

I was waiting for 'this is the one slash has!' lmao

[@MartyMusic]

part 2?

[@ramzinaylafawaz39]

Love every content you make

[@jessehoopes7042]

So on "I know a guy at guitar center"classic ""she takes pedals well" even classicer

[@alecmullaney7957]

"I know this one girl at guitar center, she takes pedals really well" is all I got out of that

[@cordovacleo8395]

0:18 I tought he was gonna say a-haw-haw-haw-haw

[@Ghostlymist]

I watched, all the way through, and replayed some of them. Really good job. Please make more of these from time to time....🤘

[@justinshew3171]

That’s was fantastic Marty!! I love these type of videos.

[@thebrownlife4158]

Marty and music is win should collab

[@Sullivan3406]

Marty, music is win, guitar lessons 365, Jared dines, and stevie t

[@carazoe3691]

YES!!!

[@Ruudes1483]

@@Sullivan3406 don’t forget SamuraiGuitarist. Good ol’ SammyG should never be left out

[@ieh451]

The funny thing is: I understand many of these as a non-guitarist, just by having indulged in guitar videos for the past week. (I am planning to get a guitar next week though)

[@Funstealer]

This vid was sick Marty. Do more of these.

[@stormysky7774]

"These ahmps go to eeelehven"

[@officialgabo6222]

One of the best videos you've ever done Mann.

[@tomlaw8821]

I'm going to start saying "I'm in the tone zone!"

[@MrGuitarChaos]

This was actually really funny. You're a wonderful person and you deserve to hear that once in awhile

[@Pyrohelix_]

The best Marty video meme I seen yet. Keep up the awesome work!

[@kristiangaringo]

61.Every Guitar learning ad 😂

[@niekvanwensen]

1:43 I mean... you’re not wrong😂

[@thomassprague6647]

Eh hem ... Lil Wayne

[@niekvanwensen]

Thomas Sprague oh sorry, of course it’s 1. Lil Wayne 2. Nick Jonas 3. John Mayer

[@Aaron-zh4kj]

As far as a player, John Mayer is just another Eric Clapton for the 2000's. I even like John Mayer, and I know this. Tell me I'm wrong.

[@n00bie96]

Marty is so natural in these lmao like he embodies every example perfectly. Do more skits, very fresh once in a while!

[@mangocorpse8433]

Loved it! Keep up the good work Marty

[@danielarberry5018]

“I’m having a really hard time with barre chords” I felt that 😭

[@wiggy_8224]

More of these types of vids!!!

[@JazzVocab]

Love your guitar collection. Wish to own some of these one day

[@d34thwi5h8]

this is hilarious man, i needed this thank u lmao

[@TomTom-kv5nf]

No. 61....I spat my coffee out laughing! Here’s a question - what’s the most annoying advert? No. 61, Yousician, Fender Play?

[@robertjames5992]

....and now I post KZbin videos all the time.....

[@davebiskobing8950]

Number 9 was my favorite

[@rishih126]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR SO LONG!!!!

[@FirstSonsMotif]

I love this! you gotta do more man lol

[@TennRides]

You missed the favorite one of mine, I actually had a young guy say this to me at a Guitar Center..."What? You want to hear me play? Um, naw, dude, I don't play for free." What a fricking moron. Haha.

[@MrPFMneto]

Man... That's embarrassing... Lol What a dick.

[@milesloker7883]

29. "John Mayer is the only modern guitar god." John Frusciante fans have entered the chat.

[@de7io407]

tim henson cries in the background

[@gaving5246]

*Kingfish eats by himself in the corner*

[@matsverschueren7976]

Mark Speer from Khruangbin deserves more recognition! That band is booming and the dude can play!

[@vampshadz1807]

matt bellamy sobbing in the corner

[@wanderingsoul1731]

Synster gates ...

[@harald966]

Great vid dude

[@PubicCm]

Only man that cam truly multitask in the world of guitar youtubers, love this stuff man

[@amplexumpessimus5027]

"Lyrics are just wasted time between the solos"

[@scottreynolds6317]

100 left me howling!!! 😂

[@davidkenworthy2403]

Loved the faces you made at the end!

[@arietcela3481]

Well that was hilarious, good ones you had there keep em coming marty!

[@cedieisbored4067]

"The toan zone" *flashbacks to KMAC2021*

[@brzeczyszczykiewicz4476]

Hey Marty, what's the best way to "tip" you to squeeze out a lesson on Alan Parsons "As Lights Fall" - sounds like fun and simple to break down but no tutorial or tabs anywhere to find yet. Kudos!

[@yannick1036]

This video is such a great parody of the entire KZbin guitar community :) And those outfits are hilarious :D

[@ConorCantCoast]

Marty. This is gold lol. We love your instructional videos but you should keep changing it up every now and then with some funny content like this! You should do like a “things guitar players never say” kinda video next!

[@justkshea9294]

I’m definitely gonna start saying “WERE IN THE TONE ZONE NOW BABY!!!”

[@MartyMusic]

We're in the TOAN Zone now BAYBEEE

[@justkshea9294]

Marty Music I also liked #10 where you like “I’m really looking for that.. brown tone” and your using a boss katana that literally has a brown setting 😂

[@UmVtCg]

1:01 "Don't pay someone to record your music. There's plenty of people out there that will record you for free". I was hearing Glenn Fricker there.

[@jamesdalian8774]

Glen Fricker?! But, I thought he was a Canadian fry cook.

[@davidhoxit4274]

The faces you made at the end ! Thanks for the laughs!!!!!😂😂

[@farinbean11]

Omg I would love to see more content like this

[@juliangarcia2463]

No one: absolutly no one: Marty: what if i roleplay as every guitarists in the world

[@euginchristo4396]

Marty, this was new and unexpected but it blends right in....so make more ma dude....gud stuff.... Also can you do a tutorial for Mind Is A Prison by Alec Benjamin.... Also my favorite cliche is: Steve Vai is overrated....he doesn't have the feel....

[@Charlie-qh6in]

why so many ...

[@matiaspalacios83]

EagleHeart0904 ...he was left kind of speechless...

[@natedierberger1912]

The sheet music one is hilarious. So true. Nice video!

[@lastor9283]

You're such a great actor. So much talents!

[@bandit7447]

“I can play this song on guitar.”

[@jamesdalian8774]

"I'd sound so much better if I had a chance to warm up!" After playing for about an hour.

[@AndBasilForAll]

This is one of my every-day-video for a long time :) I already know it by heart ❤️

[@WarrenThaGee]

I jus have love for this channel 😂 ❤️❤️ The new content iz jus golden😂😂

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

You forgot the one every guitarist says when they aint playing good "I dont know man, Im just not _feeling it_ today." And no one really knows what that means.

[@joshuahauser9050]

“If you don’t make the face it’s not gonna sound good.”

[@romerosneck]

Marty is so good at this type of video! Who knew

[@ed_music1834]

Marty, you are one of my youtube guitar idols and thank you for this video. I watched till the end and let me say that I had TONS of laughter with your different players. I really liked no. 49 guy just cant get the tuning right 😆😆😆😆. Thank you again for this video and this was a stress reliever for me. More power to you.

[@Gin132456]

Why do I feel like one of these guys is Jack black

[@mrfrickboy6704]

What about, “DiD yOu gET tHAt GUiTarS CoNSenT?!”

[@leebraly3904]

Very cool video. Thanks for sharing.

[@ashtonharrington5953]

“Smoke break?” killed me! Lmao great stuff Marty, keep it up!

[@westonbavage8675]

Hey man. Just want you to know you're absolutely killing it right now :) Keep it up man.

[@kushmannyc1495]

That really made my day thanks Marty

[@justisg4891]

Well done Marty! Always count on your channel to make a day better! Btw, can you do a lesson for Jack and Diane by John Mellencamp?

[@xb5883]

Funny stuff, thank you for all the lessons you have changed my life!

[@ziz95107]

👌🎸 Made My Day! Thank you Marty! Love ur Content

[@ronanandrades4791]

Love this new video idea man 😁 Any chance you could do a tutorial for shape of my heart by sting

[@billhilheglhm8769]

ive been lurking for awhile. today marks my official sub. thanks for teaching me guitar marty mustache

[@ginny3491]

this is why your channel is my favorite

[@jcburger733]

Hey Marty, way too funny!!! Thanks for cheering us up!!

[@finnwhittaker981]

Loved hearing that spin doctors riff! Would love to get a lesson on that one 😁

[@johnp8044]

We have all been guilty of these from time to time hahaha awesome vid Marty!

[@MartyMusic]

Glad you enjoyed!

[@darthstrat5057]

Dude this made me smile so much!