100 Cliche Things Guitarists Say

[@MrWickk]

I DIED at 61 I'm so tired of this ad

[@chasingfretsmusic]

@MrWickk Same 😂

[@h.w.g.d]

I’m still dying at 61. Pure gold.

[@hamidl3atay612]

All of us dude

[@zoekidd3483]

i get about the same 4 ads for every guitar video i watch lol ive memorized the first five seconds of all of them

[@MrWickk]

@@zoekidd3483 same. Since picking my guitar back up thanks to quarantine most of my KZbin ads are the same handful about learning how to play 😒

[@alonat9310]

this is it. Marty Music is a meme channel now.

[@MartyMusic]

how do you do, fellow kids?

[@caldwell9-0]

Marty Music Xd

[@dhio9615]

@@MartyMusic oh no. Marty is slowly descending into insanity.

[@webbskul]

@@dhio9615 and meme culture

[@Stardust.Wonder]

Everything will turn into memes at the end.

[@jomo999]

4:00 Love how you call out those commercials that tell you online lessons are crap and then try to sell you....online lessons.

[@esndeetv5636]

Wth immediately after he said that i got an guitartricks ad 😄🤣🤣

[@garmen-]

But the difference is you have to pay for those online lessons!

[@ben_joven]

How about: “Hey, do you smell that?” *Plays intro to ‘Smells like teen spirit”*

[@Adam-ro8vj]

Ben Joven has that ever happened

[@wolfinsheepsclothing842]

Adam Varney I’m gonna do that now.

[@mileschow5961]

Let's all do that now, i know i am

[@wriglarzzz]

Man! I have to do this! 🤣🤣

[@Crazy-bq2ke]

Your wish was granted in the new one

[@faboolean7039]

"you can't sight read" said no one ever because it's an unspoken fact amongst us

[@rohannairmusic]

We just read those tabs

[@wolfpac1970]

LOL...speak for yourself. I'll take standard notation over TAB any day.

[@quentinmussman1348]

I can read standard notation but it's like 5 year old sounding out see sp spo spot ru run

[@wolfpac1970]

@@quentinmussman1348 That's the way I am with TAB. When I first started learning and took lessons my teacher started me on standard notation for the first 3 months. Chord stacks are still a little tricky though.

[@123akash121]

no personal attacks please

[@chriswilks1957]

marty: exists *everyone liked that*

[@birdsaresinners3373]

this comment: exists *516 people liked that*

[@quandaleinstitute5623]

@@birdsaresinners3373 this reply: exists *4 people liked that*

[@August140]

@@quandaleinstitute5623 this reply's reply exists; 3 people liked that

[@shadowx2750]

me: that sounds amazing , i will learn it by ear to develop my ear me 5 min later : hey whats up you guys marty schwartz here !

[@Isaacmossguitar]

Yes 😂😂😂😂

[@ASM881]

shadow x best comment ever.

[@deriangueldner23]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 gotta get it right

[@emiliabugueiromeyer8166]

AAAh lol so true

[@jalengoode3266]

4:00 that ad is everywhere lol

[@mileschow5961]

"Have you ever trie-"

[@RC32Smiths01]

The fact that your intro is in a way cliche is actually very funny. Really awesome to do some comedic work here once in a while!

[@owenward4638]

“I switched to vaping for my health” Lol Edit: Every one of these is pure gold! Well done as usual Marty

[@Youtube_OverLord_v3]

“I’m tired of playing the twelve bar blues!!!!!!!”

[@haydenwalker9984]

You can never get tired of the blues!

[@thefakengx3839]

Ryker Quackenbush actually I just started

[@thefakengx3839]

Lmao

[@thefakengx3839]

Marty thanks for making me an intermediate I learned wonderwall from you and learned twelve bar blues and mixolydian concept today man you’re a living legend

[@jamesreidngbicol]

@@thefakengx3839 tf u doing here sir Noel Gallagher?

[@muhammadbalal6677]

3:59 61. -Every single jobless guitar teacher.

[@danenorment]

"But does it DJENT?" & "Country music sucks!" were hilarious.

[@ProFingerboardy]

101: “hey guys it’s Marty Schwartz from Marty Music”

[@scottmurphy248]

That was one right ?

[@a_green_cat]

Yeah man that was the first one :)

[@taxman4072]

#1 was my favorite too.

[@TheOnlyMJS]

“You play Punk rock? Call me when you grow up!” Still ain’t calling no one. 😂 Marty Music is amazing.

[@rory7056]

“Trying to learn guitar from KZbin but can’t” hahaha

[@mordikiday7798]

“I was born in the wrong era!” Boy have I used that too many times.

[@mymicks21]

Finding my cringy comments I left on classic rock videos years later oh god.

[@alecmullaney7957]

*flashes back to when I was constantly bitching about wanting to live in the 50s* We don't talk about these times.

[@giorgiop9535]

"Can you turn everyone else down and turn the guitar up, please?" classic 😂

[@MartyMusic]

Let me know what your favorite guitar cliche is in the comments below! ROUND 2 HERE: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oqjaoYaAo7mKbq8

[@poonamtyagi2021]

16th one 😀

[@senditgaming7521]

14😂😂😂😂

[@xevilrabbit12]

Damn i like this new content

[@senditgaming7521]

Okay no 61🤣

[@ChrisVanderheeren]

The last one. Check out Toby Lee, he's got it down! :-)

[@jer4157]

Petition for Marty to give us a house tour

[@natep7079]

“I can’t read sheet music to save my life” So true it hurts

[@tatianabrown8520]

"Now we're in the tone zone!!" I want that on a t-shirt with that face on it Marty!

[@Happymz]

Yes

[@golammohiuddin8774]

Marty i’ve been following u for 3 yrs now. I hate those adds where they say u can learn guitar with apps. Its almost impossible. BUt u my friend. U have made my years. I can jam on the guitar only because of u. Thank you so much. I don’t even know how to thank you! Ur such an amazing guy

[@colby7325]

“Dude im so tired. I stayed up all night working on this new tone.” - 99 had me dying lmao😂😂😂

[@vinq8621]

The big harmonica makes a come back! Just watched your beginner harmonica tutorial yesterday

[@dhio9615]

Marty having old and new jokes in one video just show that he is a man of time.

[@Killstr3aker01]

Marty is actually hilarious this was absolutely spot on. “Page lived in the pentatonic” cracked me up 🤣

[@elektrik-fz4up]

Marty Music > other guitar channels that do these kind of videos

[@Ardamax_]

**unjacks** "SMOKE BREAK!?" This is me I'm the bass player

[@jeremyrafuse5330]

Mid song.

[@jessehoopes7042]

So on "I know a guy at guitar center"classic ""she takes pedals well" even classicer

[@alecmullaney7957]

"I know this one girl at guitar center, she takes pedals really well" is all I got out of that

[@charlielawrence2156]

I was waiting for 'this is the one slash has!' lmao

[@MartyMusic]

part 2?

[@stormysky7774]

"These ahmps go to eeelehven"

[@necurrence1776]

5.Digital has gone a long way - then complains that music nowadays is made by computers 4. This cheap guitar looks too cheap 3. This distortion is very versatile - has a somewhat usable sweet spot 2. This small amp doesn't sound big :( 1. Guitar youtubers wearing hats indoors

[@boomerbassmeme]

Thank you for showing what bassist have to put up with! LOL They kill me when they say "bass is easier," then I have to teach them how to play their rhythm part correctly... and sometimes the solo (I play guitar too, but just for giggles)

[@ieh451]

The funny thing is: I understand many of these as a non-guitarist, just by having indulged in guitar videos for the past week. (I am planning to get a guitar next week though)

[@tomlaw8821]

I'm going to start saying "I'm in the tone zone!"

[@cordovacleo8395]

0:18 I tought he was gonna say a-haw-haw-haw-haw

[@HandCraFted89]

“Im having a hard time with barre chords” that’s exactly where im at

[@Andra1150]

5:10 - my guitar teacher-mate)) Exactly what he says

[@officialgabo6222]

One of the best videos you've ever done Mann.

[@danielarberry5018]

“I’m having a really hard time with barre chords” I felt that 😭

[@n00bie96]

Marty is so natural in these lmao like he embodies every example perfectly. Do more skits, very fresh once in a while!

[@thebrownlife4158]

Marty and music is win should collab

[@Sullivan3406]

Marty, music is win, guitar lessons 365, Jared dines, and stevie t

[@carazoe3691]

YES!!!

[@Ruudes1483]

@@Sullivan3406 don’t forget SamuraiGuitarist. Good ol’ SammyG should never be left out

[@kristiangaringo]

61.Every Guitar learning ad 😂

[@milesloker7883]

29. "John Mayer is the only modern guitar god." John Frusciante fans have entered the chat.

[@de7io407]

tim henson cries in the background

[@gaving5246]

*Kingfish eats by himself in the corner*

[@matsverschueren7976]

Mark Speer from Khruangbin deserves more recognition! That band is booming and the dude can play!

[@vampshadz1807]

matt bellamy sobbing in the corner

[@wanderingsoul1731]

Synster gates ...

[@ramzinaylafawaz39]

Love every content you make

[@niekvanwensen]

1:43 I mean... you’re not wrong😂

[@thomassprague6647]

Eh hem ... Lil Wayne

[@niekvanwensen]

Thomas Sprague oh sorry, of course it’s 1. Lil Wayne 2. Nick Jonas 3. John Mayer

[@Aaron-zh4kj]

As far as a player, John Mayer is just another Eric Clapton for the 2000's. I even like John Mayer, and I know this. Tell me I'm wrong.

[@DiallingCodesMusic]

Nice to see Marty branching out

[@amplexumpessimus5027]

"Lyrics are just wasted time between the solos"

[@MrGuitarChaos]

This was actually really funny. You're a wonderful person and you deserve to hear that once in awhile

[@jamesdalian8774]

"I'd sound so much better if I had a chance to warm up!" After playing for about an hour.

[@nickjochum9610]

Marty: have you ever tried.... KZbin ad in this video: have you ever tried....

[@bandit7447]

“I can play this song on guitar.”

[@shreyanshgupta363]

Marty is evolving into something that makes this year a little bit better

[@TennRides]

You missed the favorite one of mine, I actually had a young guy say this to me at a Guitar Center..."What? You want to hear me play? Um, naw, dude, I don't play for free." What a fricking moron. Haha.

[@MrPFMneto]

Man... That's embarrassing... Lol What a dick.

[@austin.langford]

Only man that cam truly multitask in the world of guitar youtubers, love this stuff man

[@juliangarcia2463]

No one: absolutly no one: Marty: what if i roleplay as every guitarists in the world

[@Pyrohelix_]

The best Marty video meme I seen yet. Keep up the awesome work!

[@UmVtCg]

1:01 "Don't pay someone to record your music. There's plenty of people out there that will record you for free". I was hearing Glenn Fricker there.

[@jamesdalian8774]

Glen Fricker?! But, I thought he was a Canadian fry cook.

[@justinshew40]

That’s was fantastic Marty!! I love these type of videos.

[@cedieisbored4067]

"The toan zone" *flashbacks to KMAC2021*

[@GoodfellaSoprano]

Omg this should be an ongoing series. Omg. These characters. Please keep this show going.

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

You forgot the one every guitarist says when they aint playing good "I dont know man, Im just not _feeling it_ today." And no one really knows what that means.

[@michaelburbank1931]

Feels like #100 is Marty in every guitar lesson that he posts from the inside. This video he just had to let it out and be himself. Keep up the great work Marty!!!

[@davebiskobing8950]

Number 9 was my favorite

[@Ghostlymist]

I watched, all the way through, and replayed some of them. Really good job. Please make more of these from time to time....🤘

[@TomTom-kv5nf]

No. 61....I spat my coffee out laughing! Here’s a question - what’s the most annoying advert? No. 61, Yousician, Fender Play?

[@robertjames5992]

....and now I post KZbin videos all the time.....

[@dylanriner]

Such a good video 😂 55 was definitely me at one point 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@scottreynolds6317]

100 left me howling!!! 😂

[@guitarthur.]

SG doesn’t stand for Solid Guitar, but for Super Goooooooood

[@brzeczyszczykiewicz4476]

Hey Marty, what's the best way to "tip" you to squeeze out a lesson on Alan Parsons "As Lights Fall" - sounds like fun and simple to break down but no tutorial or tabs anywhere to find yet. Kudos!

[@killasjanitor]

"I can't read sheet music to save my life" bout the truest thing for me lmao

[@joshuahauser9050]

“If you don’t make the face it’s not gonna sound good.”

[@bryanlettow4389]

“Oh I switched to vaping for my health” lol so random I love it.

[@wiggy_8224]

More of these types of vids!!!

[@ConorCantCoast]

Marty. This is gold lol. We love your instructional videos but you should keep changing it up every now and then with some funny content like this! You should do like a “things guitar players never say” kinda video next!

[@euginchristo4396]

Marty, this was new and unexpected but it blends right in....so make more ma dude....gud stuff.... Also can you do a tutorial for Mind Is A Prison by Alec Benjamin.... Also my favorite cliche is: Steve Vai is overrated....he doesn't have the feel....

[@Charlie-qh6in]

why so many ...

[@matiaspalacios83]

EagleHeart0904 ...he was left kind of speechless...

[@TheDfeets]

My favorite was the can you turn the drums down and the vocals down. I love that one

[@Gin132456]

Why do I feel like one of these guys is Jack black

[@maxdenena6697]

Number 61 had me rolling. Love to see Marty meme like this.

[@mrfrickboy6704]

What about, “DiD yOu gET tHAt GUiTarS CoNSenT?!”

[@mborel]

Now I want a giant harmonica. You should make a video of you playing it while using your tiny hands toys, just for giggles. And the blues faces were pure art.

[@Funstealer]

This vid was sick Marty. Do more of these.

[@rishih126]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR SO LONG!!!!

[@Jazzituptoronto]

Love your guitar collection. Wish to own some of these one day

[@ginny3491]

this is why your channel is my favorite

[@ashtonharrington5953]

“Smoke break?” killed me! Lmao great stuff Marty, keep it up!

[@yannick1036]

This video is such a great parody of the entire KZbin guitar community :) And those outfits are hilarious :D

[@pleasantlanguage1585]

LOL! "Can you turn the guitar up and everyone else down?" and "It just sounds better cranked" is all me.

[@davidhoxit4274]

The faces you made at the end ! Thanks for the laughs!!!!!😂😂

[@AshWont]

Youd never think marty would be so hip and cool with the kids, also needs more mids

[@AndBasilForAll]

This is one of my every-day-video for a long time :) I already know it by heart ❤️

[@finnwhittaker981]

Loved hearing that spin doctors riff! Would love to get a lesson on that one 😁

[@finleary490]

i got a "have you ever wondered why so many people say they want to learn guitar but very few actually do?" add half way through

[@mangocorpse8433]

Loved it! Keep up the good work Marty

[@edwardfields1132]

#61 is so accurate. Being self-taught, do you know how HELPFUL youtube videos have been (especially MartyMusic)? AND ITS FREE!! I should probably still learn theory though.

[@arietcela3481]

Well that was hilarious, good ones you had there keep em coming marty!

[@grizzledtriggerfinger7141]

Dear God, Marty. You really should have your own cable show. That was the best thing I’ve seen this year.

[@Redoubt1989]

With the sunglasses he looks like Toy Caldwell

[@chelseaopdencamp1464]

The effort he put into this video :D