100 Greatest Action Movie Punchlines

[@sugarnads]

Kurt russells' Soldier was a vastly underrated flick

[@Thurgosh_OG]

Love that film.

[@survivaloptions4999]

Set in the same universe as Blade Runner and Alien. Love it.

[@BrightVictory308]

His longest line in the whole movie (7 words): "I'm going to kill them all, sir." Love it.

[@sonofdragon5530]

You are underrated you piece of trash!

[@sonofdragon5530]

Your mama underrated you piece of trash

[@GrandmasterDevo]

"Now I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho." Oh, Alan Rickman. I'll miss your sinister deadpan monotone voice.

[@KanaiLomayani]

How do you miss a movie? Go and watch it.

[@jerodbrown7339]

@@dwightschrute3721 picking up some one-liners for Jim, Dwight?

[@txgunguy2766]

My favorite Die Hard has always been "He's still alive." "What?" "Only John can drive someone that crazy."

[@lindildeev5721]

You mean always ?

[@jamesheath7601]

He won’t be joining us for the rest of his life 😂

[@davecrupel2817]

"Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting" One of my favorite ones. :)

[@justincooper5189]

That IS a cold one. It works very well too.

[@HughCorbyCruick]

Once Upon a Time in the West: “You brought two horses too many.” Total badass line.

[@sykojay]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum" Love that line 🤣🤣

[@tyfyh622]

It's not technically a "movie", but the best punchline for me is from Batman, Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths: "There is a difference between you and me. We both looked into the abyss. But when it looked back at us... you blinked."

[@viperrecords3288]

That’s fuckin bad ass

[@madcow4487]

you missed one from unforgiven: hackman, " you just shot an unarmed man " Eastwood, " he should have armed himself "

[@dreamsofsnow6521]

@@ericschubel4147 .....I'm not suppose to die I'm building a house.

[@Kingmax9999]

Also avengers , Stark : We have a hulk Star trek : " ughhh ugh akkk " What was that ?" " I said I got your gun" *BANG*

[@willman43]

It’s a hell of a thing killing a man. Take away all he’s got and all he’ll ever have. - Unforgiven

[@YatesNac]

"We all have it comin, kid."

[@Daequitas]

guess that punk wasn't feeling lucky at all :D

[@garypickford2313]

“It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man, you take away all he’s got and all he’s ever going to have“ - William Munny. Unforgiven

[@ussnyper-ob5df]

One of my all time favorite lines.

[@Aggie1295]

Classic

[@sebastiancastellanos9527]

''I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!'' Rorschach was a badass...

[@PistolPete1980]

I have a difficult time seeing past actors these days. I just see a scrawny little guy pretending to be tough.

[@jjfromthebigland781]

Kurt Russell in Soldier is so great. He barely speaks but its such a powerful performance...

[@samfrancisco8095]

"I said I didn't have a use for one. I didn't say I didn't know how to use it." "This ain't Dodge City and you ain't Bill Hickok." Quigley Down Under.

[@sahinduezguen]

Schwarzenegger's lines will always stay classic!

[@Toto-95]

+Sahin Düzgün "Stick around !"

[@sindurgoku8022]

Let off some steam, Bennet!

[@poYar4Winterfell]

I lied.

[@dragonbane44]

I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

[@eduardodiaz9942]

"See you at da party, Richtah!"

[@jbevan4411]

"Go with God." "God's gonna sit this one out" LOVE THAT SHIT

[@stevethornhill4878]

"Good... Bad.... I'm the guy with the gun." Classic Ash lines never get old.

[@gaminghourwithanthony1716]

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

[@tanello2]

i want to know from what movie is that from, i wanna see the damn movie

[@jackburton1449]

They Live! www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256/

[@AH-ds9yk]

i am here to kick bubblegum and chew ass but i am all out of ass

[@kidstufffilms3817]

Actually, the movie "They Live" came out in 1988 and "Duke Nukem 3D" came out in 1996. Duke Nukem used a lot of action movie lines.

[@kidstufffilms3817]

You are welcome sir. Interesting how many people will remember that line from the game... Kind of gives an idea of which one was more popular. :)

[@Elthenar]

While everyone talked about Doc from Tombstone, Kurt Russell did have some of the best lines. Everything he said when facing the loudmouth in the bar could have been on this list. "are you going to do something, or just stand there and bleed?"

[@MennoSchotten]

"Skin that smokewagon and see what happens."

[@andynieuwenhuis7833]

​@@MennoSchottenJust Exactly what does that line mean; "skin that smokewagon "???? Ths

[@TK-593]

@@andynieuwenhuis7833 it means pull your pistol. Smoke wagon was old west slang for the 1873 Colt single action army revolver or "the gun that won the west".

[@jrock225]

"I said, throw down, boy!!!"

[@eduardodiaz9942]

Here's the ones I know. Let me know those I miss, fellas. 0:08 300 0:12 The Long Kiss Goodnight 0:13 Scarface 0:17 The Matrix 0:20 First Blood pt. 2 0:22 Eraser 0:23 Predator 0:26 Blade 0:29 The Fight Club 0:31 Rambo IV 0:36 Star Trek III 0:49 Kill Bill 0:57 Watchmen 1:05 Cobra 1:12 ??? 1:17 Pulp Fiction 1:25 The Princess Bride 1:30 Scarface 1:37 Die Hard 1:44 Predator 1:47 Con Air 1:52 Thunderball 1:56 Predator 2:02 Eraser 2:05 Aliens 2:07 Robocop 2:09 Terminator 2:11 Terminator 2 2:13 Terminator 3 2:15 Judge Dredd 2:17 Terminator 3 2:19 The Chronicles of Riddick 2:20 Cobra 2:23 The Expendables 2:26 Bad Boys 2:27 Terminator 2 2:28 ??? 2:29 Die Hard 2 2:31 Apocalypse Now 2.33 True Grit 2:35 Air Force One 2:37 Invasion USA 2:39 Sudden Impact 2:43 The World Is Not Enough 2:45 Pulp Fiction 2:48 Commando 2.52 ??? 2:57 ??? 3:01 First Blood 3:07 Soldier 3:15 Mission: Impossible 3:19 The Dark Night 3:27 Dirty Harry 3:33 Commando 3:39 Action Jackson 3:44 You Only Live Twice 3:53 ??? 3:57 GoldenEye 4:05 Unforgiven 4:12 Man on Fire 4:20 Dr. No 4:25 The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly 4:35 Live and Let Die 4:46 Missing In Action 3 4:52 Transporter 2 5:00 Black Dynamite 5:13 The Last Action Hero 5:17 Escape From LA 5:24 Top Gun 5:29 Scott Pilgrim v. The World 5:40 The Other Guys 5:49 The Rock 5:55 Conan The Barbarian 6:00 The Expendables 6:05 Team America: World Police 6:11 Snakes On A Plane 6:18 True Lies 6:23 They Live 6:31 Machete 6:36 Army of Darkness 6:40 The Last Action Hero 6:45 Cocodrile Dundee 6:51 Independence Day 6:54 Total Recall 6:59 Hard To Kill 7:07 Enter The Dragon 7:19 ??? 7:24 Army of Darkness 7:29 Passenger 57 7:37 ??? 7:43 Shoot 'Em Up 7:48 Speed 7:57 Hard To Kill 8:03 300 8:13 Braveheart 8:18 Gladiator 8:23 Pulp Fiction 8:29 Taken 8:38 Lethal Weapon 2 Aaaaand that's it. Got almost all of them.

[@jimmyday9174]

+Eduardo Díaz pretty sure 7:19 is The Last Boy Scout.

[@zEn4006]

2:28 A Bronx Tale.

[@dc3400]

now yous can't leave. classic line.

[@ChromeFilmsEntertainment]

It's not Star Trek III. It was Star Trek II.

[@KarlBAndersen]

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate." Cool Hand Like.

[@MoxieMike66]

How could you NOT have Tom Selleck's line from "Quigley Down Under"?! "I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it."

[@bobgunner3086]

"You called down the thunder, well now you've GOT IT!". Best line ever.

[@matthewbradley3395]

Braveheart had the best lines. “And dying in your beds, many years from now...would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance...just ONE chance...to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!” Great stuff. "The Lord tells me I'll be ok. But He's pretty sure you're fooked. ARHAHAHA!"

[@MennoSchotten]

"He wasn't right in the head."

[@takovejchhodin4780]

alba gu brath!

[@admiralsquatbar127]

"For England, James?" "No... for me." Bond at his coldest.

[@antonkirilenko3116]

"Time to face destiny!" "Time to face gravity"

[@KowashiHitori]

The "you're locked in here with me" line is just about my all time favorite.

[@magua9563]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die." Probably my favorite one.

[@carlosenriquez2092]

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

[@Prka01]

You ended it with Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon (2 I believe) and you didn't add the best one: "I'm too old for this shit."

[@lindildeev5721]

Exactly. There's also my favourite villain's line from the franchise "You would already be dead in you were in Hong-Kong".

[@nonchalantstu54]

"Forgiveness is between them and god. It is my job to arrange the meeting." That quote always gives me the chills.

[@dancole5795]

Oh, I totally forgot the greatest line ever. Kurt Russell, TOMBSTONE: "You tell 'em I'm comin', and Hell's comin' with me. You hear, HELL'S COMIN' WITH ME!"

[@jayquanvo5134]

Arnie the king of One Liners

[@BobSmith-dk8nw]

_"I'm going to kill them all, Sir."_ -Kurt Russell, _Soldier_ .

[@BrightVictory308]

"Maybe you shoulda made 'em smart, instead of fast." -Gary Busey, Soldier

[@samuel_s.8181]

“I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning” “So?” “Without any milk”

[@thelonelywolf88]

"You just blew the element of surprise!" *punch* "...Surprised?" - The Italian Job

[@Noblemand]

"i come in peace" "Yeah and you go in pieces" Dark Angel from 1990

[@harrisonbergeron3379]

They TOTALLY missed Nicolas Cage's response to Sean Connery in The Rock. Connery: "Losers go home and whine. Winners f*ck the prom queen." -- Cage: "Carla WAS the prom queen."

[@DrkKnightRider]

It may not be an action movie really but I used this one in some of the games I play: "You are an imperfect being, created by an imperfect being. Finding your weakness is only a matter of time."

[@SakuyaFM4]

Somehow I knew half of it would be Ahnold.

[@matthewbradley3395]

There were a good number that shouldn't have made this list. But there is one that is notable by its exclusion; "Whot we've got heah...is failure...to communicate."

[@rainbitz9835]

And the other half is Stallone/Eastwood

[@captain_hat6247]

1:12-1:16 Hands down one of the WORST movie lines. Its embarrassingly stupid.

[@Headbiter]

Within this video, I have to give that title to 5:29 1:12 is weak and senseless but at least I can recognize it as a threat. Outside of this vid I will always remember Halle Berry's "What happens to toads that are struck by lightning"-line from the first X-Men as utterly anticlimactic

[@callahaine100]

It was poorly filmed too

[@retrolutiongames9479]

Especially ironic given they left out Ian McShanes AWESOME one liner which follows immediately afterwards 'Nobody fucks with my car'

[@Sereomontis]

You're wrong. It's absolutely hilarious. One of the funniest lines ever written! Oh... This list isn't about comedies? My mistake.

[@JakkFrost1]

+Headbiter ~ The problem with Storm's line there is that they edited out the context. Several "You know what happens to...?" lines spoken by Toad were filmed that would have made Storm's line make much more sense, but they were entirely cut from the movie.

[@kevinphoenix2007]

Well look at that, a Chuck Norris fact direct from the man himself: Chuck Norris doesn’t step on toes, he steps on necks.

[@justincooper5189]

And since it came from him, it's 100%verified. Best fact check of all time 😄.

[@beakz]

"You wanna be a farmer?" ... "Here's a couple of ache-ers" :)

[@MrAlumni72]

I never heard that one before - I laughed way too loudly at the punch line.

[@sylverserf2174]

Oh, didn't get it till now.

[@gouryg4774]

Actually back in the days of the IMDB boards I had to explain that gag to a German user because the play on words didn't translate very well.

[@Vantom91]

"I'm on a mission from god" "Tell Him you failed" From the movie Paul

[@SergeantStiff24]

This is gold after gold moments. So good.

[@Harri927]

"I'm Batman"

[@Barree77]

***** "The truth is... I am Iron Man."

[@baskervillebee5748]

Not exactly an action movie: Adventures in Babysitting, but the delivery is perfect. "Don't f*** with the babysitter."

[@behindthescenesphotos5133]

"Your worst nightmare" ---Rambo 3 "I'm getting too old for this shit" ---Lethal Weapon "Surf's up" & "Nailed them both" ---Lethal Weapon 2 "If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." ----The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly "He had to split" ---The Running Man "Rest in pieces!" & "I now pronounce you man and knife" ---Expendables 2 "I'm Batman!" ---Batman (1989) "Don't call me Junior!" ---Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade "Keep the change, you filthy animal" ---Home Alone

[@stephenison5703]

Excellent calibration 💯👍👍🤠

[@JonCombo]

Always love Ripley's line.

[@hm3drake99]

The best line “come with me if you want to live”, Terminator 2

[@sabrizornotza]

You forgot "You Shall Not Pass" The Lord of the Rings

[@whowantit3]

No ticket.

[@themaintenancedude]

That the "no ticket" from Indiana Jones? :)

[@whowantit3]

themaintenancedude That's correct

[@themaintenancedude]

Will Tyson well played!

[@victorrain]

Don't call me, Junior

[@Taverens_Pull]

themaintenancedude no it's the "no ticket" from dogma. of course it's Indiana Jones

[@jaysonsims833]

How could anyone forget Young Guns. Billy the kid line is the best. "I'll make you famous !"

[@markr8755]

Not a bad one, but I always liked: Billy the Kid: Hey, Peppin. I see you got Charley Crawford down there with you. Sheriff Peppin: Yeah, that's right, Bonney. We got a whole... (Billy shoots Charley) Billy the Kid: Hey, Peppin. Charley Crawford's not with you anymore Was funny then and is still funny today...

[@jakehill8186]

Big Trouble in Little China: "Like I told my ex-wife, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides that, it's all in the reflexes."

[@RaiderRon911973]

Jake Hill “What?!!! What will come out no more???!!!”

[@rikk319]

"Yes sir...the check is in the mail."

[@nwyatt24]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes, sir, the check is in the mail."

[@beboprocksteady5143]

City slickers Curly-"I crap bigger than you." Best line ever!

[@SerathDarklands]

0:44 - Someone doesn't know their classic literature. That quote isn't just some random action movie line. That's a direct quote from Herman Melville's _Moby Dick._

[@lightningbrigade257]

Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[@SmokeDrake]

Rouge one had his best. When he boarded the Rebel ship at the end before he killed them. The sound of his breathing is all you need to hear to know your fucked. ^^

[@Ramitupyourkilt]

The whole time I was waiting for Kurt Russell to explain what F.U.B.A.R. meant from 'Big Trouble In Little China'.

[@moonbal]

How can you miss the "Get to da choppa!" from the Predator (1987)?

[@colinp2238]

Khan was quoting Ahab when he was on the back of Moby Dick and stabbing him with a spear before he died. In Lethal Weapon 2 there is another brilliant line after the SA diplomat has been killed and Danny Glover isasked what happened to him, he replies, "He's been decaffeinated."

[@MennoSchotten]

De-kaffer-nated. Because de South Africans keep referring to blacks as kaffers.

[@Hank..]

These aren't punchlines, they're one-liners

[@lamosos]

Hank Wimbleton Well, there's often some punching involved, so they sorta qualify.

[@DeathBringer769]

Hank Wimbleton Some of these are more than one line/sentence as well, but who cares?

[@psyopsblackops5079]

and 89% are rubbish.

[@DarkJackal]

Now I have to watch every movie in this again.

[@RaibDarkin]

Also: "If I ever go to war - I promise your going to see something different."

[@warmwaterwidget]

I'm talking to an empty telephone... cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fucking line. - Heat

[@aayanrussell7972]

Diplomatic immunity...... Pow..... It's just been revoked. Lol

[@katarangga]

And I found myself mouthing many of these punchlines as I watch this video, with a bonus of awkward stares from my colleagues afterwards. Damn.

[@RedStingBlogs]

"coz donuts... don't wear alligator shoes" LOOL had me rolling! Wicked list dude!

[@hariseldon3786]

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I am all out of bubblegum... Words of a Winner...

[@lowgrade84]

you should do one for every time Sean Bean dies.

[@CS-sr3gq]

Outside of this video "In 30 seconds, you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes" - Total Recall, is probably the most hilarious action movie quote, but possibly my favourite, because it happens towards the end and really epitomises the whole movie.

[@MrKahlerHahn]

"Ever danced with the devil in pale monlight?"

[@ThyJovan]

I cry tears of joy whenever these videos come out. Tears of manly joy... of course.

[@MovieCompoundBoat]

What are you talking about "wish," I use these lines on a daily basis son.

[@nameless5413]

"Are you gonna lay there, swallow that blood in your mouth. or are you gonna stand up, spit it out and go spill theirs?" Hardcore Henry

[@bryanmcneil9872]

They missed two of the best: “Sit yo 5 dollar ass down fo’ I make change!” And “Whatever you’re reaching for better be a sandwich, cuz I’m gonna make you eat it!”

[@alanwithaneh]

You can pretty much sit there the entire video saying out loud "No"..."Yeah"...."No"...."No"...."Yeah"...I agree with most comments, some are truly memorable punchlines and some are just there because they noticed them from the same movie and decided to add them in.

[@1979247]

One of the BEST videos on KZbin!!

[@durinsbane1086]

"I ain't got time to beed" is and always will be my favorite 80's macho action line.

[@Karl39X]

The best line ever was from Man on Fire when the he says "I'm gonna kill them" and nine inch nails starts playing in the background.

[@disinfect777]

- I suppose nothing hurts you? - Only pain.

[@SiriusGamingBro]

U have the right to remain silent but I wanna hear ya screaaaaaaaammmmmmmmm

[@Argumemnon]

Damn, I've seen almost all of those. And you kept the best one for last.

[@MrBlonde1703]

How is there just one quote from The Last Boy Scout here? That was 90 straight minutes of cool one-liners.

[@JakkFrost1]

I just wanna know what was up with Bruce Willis and "Reindeer goat cheese pizza" in the 90's? I swear I heard him say it in like 3-4 movies (including Last Boyscout and Hudson Hawk).

[@lifebybill1326]

" holy shit! We're getting beat up by the inventor of scrabble!"

[@sugarnads]

Love that movie.

[@MennoSchotten]

In the 1990's Shane Black was the king of snappy oneliners.

[@TeganX7]

Where was the "My name is Maximum Decimus Meridius ..." speech from "Gladiator"???

[@otisz1125]

"Wake up! Time to die..." - Blade Runner

[@jasonlperkins]

That was really enjoyable. I can't decide which movie I want to re-watch first.

[@azard3]

So many epic lines missing no Axel Foley :o

[@toomanysteves]

Agreed! Also no hulk. But these are never perfect.

[@ranwolf76]

toomanysteves Puny god...

[@TheAceFireChild]

ranwolf76 i have an army.... WE HAVE A HULK!

[@seansopata5121]

These are great. And you can take that to the bank. The blood bank.

[@edseiya]

4:49 OWWWWWWWW.. thats was unbelievable BADASS

[@DaBuild]

Thanks for that! I shared it on my channel! Cheers!

[@wookiebodoque]

What about "Jaws"?: "Smile you son of a BOOM"

[@tayag2003]

Jaws isn't an action movie, it's a horror movie. There's some movies in this video that aren't even action movies (i.e. Fight Club).

[@wookiebodoque]

Technically is a thriller.

[@takaonies]

5:09 Doughnuts don't wear alligator shoe. That's one of the best lines I've ever heard!

[@Leviathan708]

So much good stuff!

[@Arnauify4]

i wish you could put subtitles on this

[@mojorizn72]

All are a distant 2nd behind Rowdy Roddy Piper’s classic.

[@NeilCWCampbell]

I have come here...

[@Elthenar]

Which one? "Either put on those glasses or start eating that trash can"?

[@zM00Nx]

"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."

[@akmassaquoi]

Total Recall but no 'See you at the party, Richtor?!' I waited for that one. Decent list though.

[@wrath2501]

I member these.

[@anthonypeterrr]

jaws we’re going to need a bigger boat

[@Shadomancer]

You have the right to remain silent. BUT I WANT TO HEAR YOU SCREAM!!

[@MrUrbanExp]

I like these, but you forgot some of the most famous. 1. You are going to need a bigger boat. 2. No, I am your father.

[@MrUrbanExp]

I thought of another famous line. "Life finds away" Jurassic Park

[@felman87]

I don't think those are considered action movies.

[@MrUrbanExp]

You might be right. Jaws is a horror. Star Wars is a Sci-fi, and Jurassic Park is ?

[@mierzhen]

"So, who's hungry?"

[@MrUrbanExp]

What movie is that from?

[@cullenbegay7568]

Man, I was worried Danny's "Its just been revoked" line wasnt gonna make it

[@eifelitorn]

"I ain't got time to bleed" lol

[@jimlascola]

Soldier ... soldiers deserve soldiers Maam