100 Greatest One-Liners: After The Kill

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After putting together the best “before the kill” one-liners a couple weeks ago ( • 100 Greatest One-Liner... ), you knew it was only a matter of time before we did an “after the kill” supercut. Well, here it is! Enjoy!
Film List (in order of appearance):
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Eraser (1996)
Speed (1994)
Commando (1985)
Dr. No (1962)
The Untouchables (1987)
Commando (1985)
Django Unchained (2012)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Eraser (1996)
Gladiator (2000)
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Goldfinger (1964)
Kung Fury (2015)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Pineapple Express (2008)
Die Hard (1988)
Rush Hour (1998)
Shoot ‘Em Up (2007)
Speed Racer (2008)
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
Commando (1985)
The Fifth Element (1997)
The Last Stand (2013)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
Predator (1987)
Thunderball (1965)
Commando (1985)
Thunderball (1965)
Above The Law (1988)
Kuffs (1992)
For Your Eyes Only (1981)
A View To A Kill (1985)
Darkman (1990)
Outrageous Fortune (1987)
Goldfinger (1964)
Pineapple Express (2008)
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
Die Hard (1988)
Goldfinger (1964)
Tron Legacy (2010)
Home Alone (1990)
Live And Let Die (1973)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Mission Impossible III (2006)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
License To Kill (1989)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Hudson Hawk (1991)
Moonraker (1979)
The Living Daylights (1987)
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
Man On Fire (2004)
Mortal Kombat (1995)
The World Is Not Enough (1999)
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
The 6th Day (2000)
Iron Man 3 (2013)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Unforgiven (1992)
R.O.T.O.R. (1987)
Starsky And Hutch (2004)
Quantum Of Solace (2008)
Universal Soldier (1992)
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
Pitch Black (2000)
Shoot ‘Em Up (2007)
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
GoldenEye (1995)
Black Dynamite (2009)
The Good The Bad And The Ugly (1966)
Total Recall (1990)
The Rock (1996)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Under Siege (1992)
Total Recall (1990)
Judge Dredd (1995)
The Expendables 2 (2012)
Moonraker (1979)
The Running Man (1987)
Watchmen (2009)
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
The Running Man (1987)
Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011)
Hellboy (2004)
Batman (1989)
Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
The Running Man (1987)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)
Hot Fuzz (2007)
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[@lucmik7859]

all the other lines: **badass** that one line: *"apple sauce"*

[@gunnarthefeisty]

more badass than the others

[@alexanderholzer7392]

best line

[@noahsherwood2445]

Bitch

[@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539]

Even likes

[@reetban1996]

Which film??

[@Funk2Funky]

Bond and Arnold made it into an art form.

[@Inspadave]

+KanonXD Yes. I think of all the Bonds Moore had the best send off lines.

[@corg5089]

For sure man!

[@overlex]

I think it would be decent to add Bruce Willis to that list no?._.

[@mythsislittlefarie7635]

KanonXD Eastwood and bond started it.....long befor arnie or bruce.

[@margotharris3670]

Fun fact: the official term for a post kill one liner is actually a Bond one-liner.

[@LenaHyena]

4:37 “You’re just gonna have to kill me.” *_“…okay.”_* “He won’t be joining us for the rest of his life.” I love the delivery

[@sephjnr]

"We'll do it the hard way, then." - I like the real line better as it shows the villain's commitment more.

[@rumaldosaenz4894]

“You just shot an unarmed man” “We’ll he should’ve armed himself “ Favorite line

[@JoshLefelhocz]

Full line from Eastwood is "Well, he shoulda armed himself, if he was gonna decorate the saloon with my friend." It was because Bill killed Ned.

[@HuwBeech]

Texas in a nutshell

[@harish123az]

Thats the motto of modern day Americans, reason why you have so many school shootings and gun massacres

[@LargeAndRobustPeter]

agreed

[@tannercole3300]

I'm glad that 80% of this list is Schwarzeneggar/James Bond of some sort.

[@dev-of3zk]

Hes the badass

[@theslickgamer]

The best ones

[@greatestmate2410]

so true

[@flyingbroskies713]

Don’t forget Keanu Reeves

[@jonathancampbell5231]

On TV Tropes this is literally called a "Bond One Liner" because Bond says them so often

[@jerichocage3825]

9:12 _"When you'll have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."_ That's actually a good point...

[@Nicky2414]

But that would make this list pointless if people did that.

[@Max-ek3kf]

@@Nicky2414 that's before the kill tho

[@joshuaholder2301]

I think John Wick takes that message into consideration very well.

[@neneshubby]

Ad libbed by Eli Wallach

[@SStupendous]

@@Max-ek3kf No, it's after. Watch the movie.

[@GregbertTheGremlin]

"I'm sorry, did you just tough-talk a dead body?" best movie line ever

[@BrandonGavin_EDC]

“Don’t disturb my friend, he’s dead tired.” -King of one liners

[@kitashi0]

"I went for the head" -Thor

[@luisf2793]

“No resurrections this time” -Thanos

[@andrewfierro4719]

I am Ironman

[@averagemug5162]

Andrew Fierro that was before the kill

[@webslinger527]

gamitstrike that’s a good one

[@senatorarmstrong7071]

Derpy Deadpool ツ After.

[@sethyoung9792]

"So uncivilized."

[@wheeliebin18]

Hello there!

[@OmegaMemeBoss]

@@wheeliebin18 General Kenobi!

[@Karma-ss5yf]

Sorry about the mess.

[@reginaldcompton9170]

I read it right as it played🤣🤣

[@apples-bi8yl]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

[@domtaylor1887]

My favorite one liners from this video: 1. "Keep the change, ya filthy animal." (Home Alone) 4:57 2. "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." (Army of Darkness) 2:55 3. "Justice served." (R.O.T.O.R) 7:45 4. "Iced that guy, to cone a phrase" (Last Action Hero) 1:40 5. "Was that a ninja?" "More like a not-ja." (Speed Racer) 2:20 6. "Then he should've armed himself" (Unforgiven) 7:36 7. "Does anyone else wanna drop out?" (A View to a Kill) 3:53 8. "Flawless victory." (Mortal Kombat) 6:50 9. "Stick around." (Predator) 3:10 10. "Are you not entertained!?" (Gladiator) 1:17 Honorable mention: "We're married" "Consider that a divorce" (Total Recall) 9:18

[@Justin.Martyr]

*At 12-mins. Start -> I HATE those who Equate AnimaLs with EVIL!!!!*

[@Longs81]

7:36 That is hands down one of the greatest movie scenes of all time. When Clint Eastwood's William Munny arrives to confront Little Bill

[@KeitaKawashima]

"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." Well... He does have a point...

[@aleksandarvil5718]

IKR XD

[@John-X]

3:30 Alex Jones?!?!?

[@bjtgaming]

Yeah, Right at you

[@avidilier1645]

Spider-Man: ....

[@frankon_donson7255]

And a gun

[@uglynerd9436]

Man:you just shot an unarmed man Clint Eastwood:well he should have armed himself

[@k3salieri]

Definitely one of my favorites.

[@bigglesmcg]

If he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend....

[@ShingenNolaan]

Eastwood scares me in this movie. Like I sincerely believe he'd kill me just like that.

[@tommybason6057]

I read this comment at the exact same time it appeared in the video

[@haydeng3316]

What movie is that?

[@SS454LS6]

"See you at the party Richter" while throwing his arms off the elevator. A personal favorite

[@Zander.and.lightning]

I'm unusually proud of myself for seeing 90% of these movies

[@chiffmonkey]

"Hello? I've just shot somebody, I did it on purpose." Best villain ever.

[@Klamath2046]

The one and only Charles Dance

[@collingalanos1783]

@ Klamath 2046. Charles Dance is awesome. I hope they do a sequel to Dracula Untold because I can imagine the delightful villainy he could bring to that franchise.

[@ozasiss8049]

chiffmonkey what movie?

[@chiffmonkey]

Last Action Hero

[@MattC-ue7ve]

chiffmonkey I read this before I saw it and was very confused

[@andydbr2969]

"You won't kill me...you'll miss me..." SHOTS HER "I never miss"

[@uhbruh9223]

"I guess they never miss huh"

[@nabilhacene5826]

@@uhbruh9223 awkward

[@biggeorgetx]

Never saw the movie, but the line I came up with was... I never miss at this range.

[@SMAXZO]

@@biggeorgetx I'd just say "not at this range"

[@SL-sq4gw]

"I RISE YOU FALL" Anything Optimus says is so tuff

[@jackmclane1826]

"When you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk!" Best advice for all movie villains ever. 😅

[@Fadi-hb7xx]

"Consider this a divorce" is the most badass one liner in history

[@SpikyAHOfficial]

I heard my dad quoting this to my mom the other day..

[@sinuslebastian6366]

@@SpikyAHOfficial F.

[@Danielo197]

Love total recall

[@discoder]

Rachel Ticotin's follow up line was great as well. "That was your wife? What a bitch."

[@symmetrymilton4542]

btw she wasn't lying. It really all was a dream.

[@sp1duh84]

"You just shot an unarmed man!""Well, he should've armed himself."SAVAGE

[@JacobSmith-zp1kq]

sp1duh84 hands down the best one. Clint Eastwood is a god.

[@tenjenk]

It wasn't the full line though, "well he should've armed himself.. if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend"

[@MetallicBascinet]

My lines in Court after manslaughter.

[@jdog7797]

*how to make a Western*

[@colincanzone8462]

“Well we know he can add and he can subtract” is my favorite for its delivery.

[@gaminator-t8008]

"wipe yourself off" "You're dead" Such a badass line from carter😂

[@jokerisinthememe5852]

“He wasn’t a sniper. He was a sadist. There’s a difference. Snipers don’t muck around with gutshots and monologues. We just take the shot.”

[@rjw9640]

Man I love TF2.

[@thetexanbuzzsaw3145]

@@rjw9640 Snipin's a good job m8

[@thetexanbuzzsaw3145]

@@LK-1D3 "Cus at the end of the day, as long as they're two people left on the planet; someone is ganna want someone dead"

[@nathanhays8696]

@@LK-1D3 I'll be honest with ya, my parents, do _not_ care for me.

[@nathanhays8696]

@@LK-1D3 Feelings? You wanna know what has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have _standards._

[@stebization]

6:57 "You wouldn't kill me, you'd miss me" *Gets shot* "I never miss!" Best line ever 😂

[@wombat2874]

sigma grindset

[@Fektthis]

Not at this range..

[@markes7cc]

I guess they never miss huh

[@bevstanx-8840]

That's the darkest

[@CodeNameCheese_]

Brosnan > Craig sue me

[@deepblue8442]

Honourable mention..........Drax: "You missed Mr Bond! upon skeet shooting. Bond :"did I?",as assassin falls from tree.

[@MJBfromCCC]

Not a movie, but one of my favorite lines was in Mass Effect 3, probably inspired by the bond line: Brooks: “Admit it, Commander. You’ll miss me.” *shot* Shepard: “Not at this range, I won’t.”

[@bluesbr0ther588]

Al Bundy had a similar line when his wife comes home from shopping. She said: Honey, did you miss me. And he replies: With every bullet so far.

[@rhunter42dragon]

11:58 I loved how the villain showed his approval for the one-liner before dying.

[@Real_Mick3y6]

Obviously, it's Samuel Jackson

[@Argonwolfproject]

His character was really unique among movie villains, he was profoundly self-aware while still having an almost childlike vision of the world and his part in it. And you gotta at least respect somebody who ain't even mad they got beat.

[@rhunter42dragon]

@@Argonwolfproject Agreed.

[@Bmurf]

Don't act like you don't know that movie 😂

[@lothayre]

“You just shot an unarmed man” “well he should have armed himself”

[@n.w.1803]

"...if he was gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.."

[@MotoAtheist]

Clint always has the best, but this one is even better then his "You feel lucky" line.

[@markzuckerberg4466]

best one liner ever

[@jacobjones5269]

@@n.w.1803 Yeah, it’s hard to argue with his logic, there.. lol..

[@michaelteret4763]

“I let him go” has always been my favorite from the movies. But the real #1 comes from a book, from Mickey Spillane’s “I, the Jury” - “it was easy.”

[@gergofodor8382]

5:46 that line was even funnier in hungarian: "a real englishman never loses his head!" 😆

[@zsoltbartus169]

Yeah, we had some great puns in translation. I think its also better at Scwartzi "I let him go" in Commando.

[@jongilbertson2106]

"He'll never be the head of a major corporation." -Austin Powers

[@6thgear914]

“Well what do we have?” “Sea bass” “Are they ill tempered?” “Absolutely.” “Ok we’ll go with that. We’ll put them in an easily escapable situation and just assume they died. Great plan!”

[@antihax_sniper8172]

@@6thgear914 NO NOT THE SEA BASS!

[@frankiehitman2610]

Not a good time to lose ones head!!

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

yeah

[@jamesfouts2016]

What a...burn.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 something like that could get a man...fired.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think he was a little hot...for...you.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@UZIKING]

The most formal one liner: “ I just shot somebody and I did it on pourpose

[@johnhein2539]

UZIKING Official Charles Tywin Lannister Dance is pure class.

[@AgiHammerthief]

they should have left the „shut up!“ in that followed

[@ironhead6357]

YES XD

[@bizarreocean8537]

Bro that’s me in gta

[@KiwiiCat8]

Mate, it’s “So uncivilised”

[@krimokrimov6050]

9:00 Donuts don't wear alligator shoes I never knew donuts even wear shoes

[@BrunoEwok]

"That's the problem with Santa Clarita. Too many damned vampires." Best last line of a movie since, "That's OK, nobody's perfect."

[@iconicstudios5611]

"Where's Drax?" "He needed to fly." HE NEEDED TO FLY? It's not like "He needed some space" was staring you down.

[@game84cube]

God damn, that's good

[@spruceg00se]

Someone copied this comment 2 months later and got 1k likes lol

[@chrisoddy8744]

I mean I think Bond must have ran a bit low on creative juices there as he'd already done two other killer puns about Drax before he died....😂

[@HonestObserver]

"He stepped out for some air."

[@leoyoman]

He spaced out :D

[@jxomxo]

“We’re married.” *dies* “Consider this a divorce!”

[@kenrickeason]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@davekp6773]

Superb line just right in that thick Austrian accent.

[@prod.MRBLOXY]

That was the best one!

[@jancovanderwesthuizen8070]

A divoooaaass

[@Treisiess]

and he doesn't have to pay alimony

[@GRMcNee]

The Fifth Element had one other great one liner after the kill. When Zorg kills the hotel personnel telling him there’s a bomb in the hotel. Zorg’s reply: “I know.”

[@KasumiRINA]

Entire 5th Element dialogue is a gem! And actors with perfect deliveries too.

[@petezahutt4859]

The one at 2:05 is simply brilliant. Earlier, the guy says “Wipe yourself off. You’re bleeding.” And then there’s Carter’s genius response: “Wipe yourself off, man. You’re dead.”

[@noahcheckman8542]

"You wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me." *shot* "I never miss." No, really, he doesn't.

[@MrBrianGonzalez]

I guess they never miss huh?

[@jonaklein1614]

@@MrBrianGonzalez fuck u XD

[@MrBrianGonzalez]

@@jonaklein1614 you got a boyfriend? I BET HE DOESNT KISS YA!!

[@PanglossDr]

My ex misses me. Her aim is getting better though.

[@boolivks805]

@@MrBrianGonzalez he goin find anothet girl like he wont miss ya

[@michaelsproule32]

7:36 "You just shot an un-armed man!" "He should have armed himself." Gold.

[@chidiisanerd947]

8:53 is the best thing.

[@dannywestbrook5036]

"Let off some steam Bennett!" One of my favorite lines from Commando.

[@raymason9907]

0:33 "What'd you do with Sully?" "I let him go." A little bit of truth behind every one liner

[@kerloz7918]

"Oh, man. I shot Marvin in the face"

[@AdamArBast99]

"Never what? You didn't finish!"

[@hagartm]

They cut out the "I lied" part. Inconceivable!

[@raymason9907]

@@hagartm maybe because he said "I lied" before he killed him

[@hagartm]

@@raymason9907 Yeah, you're right.

[@sergiogonzaloarenasmercado632]

"Oh, man. I shot Marvin in the face"

[@John_Hoover]

Sergio Gonzalo Arenas Mercado The car didn’t hit no motherfuckin’ bump!

[@neverlistentome]

We'll why the fuck'd you go and do that!?!?

[@noeldiazexposito8788]

What part

[@jeremypnet]

Why was that not in there?

[@davidvaldezjr5546]

"Wipe yourself off, man. You dead." For some reason I love this line.

[@roosterm16]

"Are you not in to trains?", best line ever.

[@rayanderson5797]

"Hullo!? I just shot somebody. I did it on purpose!"

[@KT926]

That line always makes me laugh XDXD

[@davekp6773]

Can only be said in a posh English accent.

[@ericschubel4147]

It's Tywin Lannister. He can get away with it.

[@chrishubbard64]

Doesnt he continue on for awhile until someone yells at him to shut up?

[@mancamiatipoola]

"SHUT UP DOWN THERE!"

[@Allies_Or_Enemies]

"You'll never-" "You'll never what? You didnt finish!"

[@ryanm7097]

🎵You'll NEVER walk alone🎵

[@davidbolha]

That's what she said. 😅

[@kosakukawajiri16]

Captain America!..?

[@brennanfox6936]

David Bolha That legit makes no sense but alright.

[@joshuabeattie2374]

What were you napping

[@AndrewCreatez]

"Men get arrested. Dogs get put down." I know Snyder's version of Rorschach is a horrific misreading of the character, but that line should've been included on here. It's so good.

[@ellipsis-007]

23 Bond lines! I’m proud to be a Bond fan right now.

[@Weirdanimator]

Indiana Jones, "No Ticket" should have been on this list.

[@ryaneas5957]

Thank god im not the only one who thought of that

[@chuckstevens2672]

Not technically a kill but still cool

[@ryaneas5957]

Chuck Stevens minor inconveniences

[@frankdux3605]

Uh because the Nazi clearly didnt die. He just fell on the luggage

[@charlieodom9107]

Yup! That was a really good one!

[@sammy169169169]

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"

[@jacobjones5269]

Yeah, that’s probably the greatest of them all, and not represented here.. Shame..

[@11DNA11]

@@jacobjones5269 Yep. And the cannoli part was improv.

[@cringecentral_]

Godfather top 5 movie of all time

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

I love how a lot of these are just people saying it to themselves. No one around, the guy is dead or dying, and they still decide to quip. I love it

[@usmh]

I don't know about the greatest, but Charles Dance going "I just shot someone! I did it on purpose" is definitely the one that's made me laugh the hardest. I think I rewound twice just to hear it again when I watched that movie.

[@King-cp2by]

"Good, Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." Man I love that line

[@rocketcon]

I prefer his line from the theatrical cut. Evil Ash (who is dancing around singing): "You're a Little Goodie Two Shoes, Little Goodie Two Shoes, Little Goodie Two Shoes...." Ash shoots him point blank in the face with a shotgun: Ash: "I ain't *that* good!"

[@seorwhite3333]

So real

[@krishnak.r3927]

The context in which he said ''This ain't that kind of a movie bruv'' was so priceless that even the bad guy appreciated it.

[@colleenross8752]

Perfect

[@soupbane1688]

Game recognize game.

[@BeinIan]

It works on like 3 different levels, it's beautiful.

[@MorganTC]

That movie was really good anyways

[@elduquecaradura1468]

mostly because that's what the bad guy said to the previous kingsman who killed him after the church massacre

[@francois-mariearouet9379]

"Now you can get the Marshall." - Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained

[@eyeofcthulhu8868]

"You cannot kill the Devil, Tenno..." *Stab* "...but you can send it back to Hell."

[@squamish4244]

My fave line: *"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."*

[@tyrant1384]

I prefer the alternate "I'm not that good"

[@theslickgamer]

my favourite line is "*I think he got the point.*"

[@NinjaBray]

my favourite line is "applesauce b*tch

[@chrisplaine2321]

My favourite was when you have to shoot, shoot don’t talk

[@user-xk4yp3sc8l]

"I've just shot somebody, I did it on purpose" - -priceless

[@hlakbrlighthouse1835]

What movie is that?

[@user-xk4yp3sc8l]

@@hlakbrlighthouse1835 Last Action Hero

[@hlakbrlighthouse1835]

@@user-xk4yp3sc8l thanks

[@Rockhound6165]

But they left out the rest of the line: "I said, I just murdered someone and I want to confess." "Hey, shut up down there."

[@SuperCosty2010]

@@hlakbrlighthouse1835 It's Charles Dance in "Last Action Hero"

[@PetrolHeadBrasil]

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!" - the BEST!!!

[@LoowheezeBreeze]

3:44 This is the best one in the video so far...

[@Max_Griswald]

00:00 Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) 00:10 Eraser (1996) 00:17 Speed (1994) 00:31 Commando (1985) 00:37 Dr. No (1962) 00:43 The Untouchables (1987) 00:50 Commando (1985) 00:56 Django Unchained (2012) 01:03 Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) 01:10 Eraser (1996) 01:16 Gladiator (2000) 01:20 Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (2005) 01:26 Goldfinger (1964) 01:33 Kung Fury (2015) 01:40 Last Action Hero (1993) 01:48 Pineapple Express (2008) 01:55 Die Hard (1988) 02:05 Rush Hour (1998) 02:12 Shoot ‘Em Up (2007) 02:19 Speed Racer (2008) 02:26 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) 02:32 Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015) 02:38 Commando (1985) 02:41 The Fifth Element (1997) 02:49 The Last Stand (2013) 02:56 Army Of Darkness (1992) 03:02 Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992) 03:09 Predator (1987) 03:13 Thunderball (1965) 03:17 Commando (1985) 03:23 Thunderball (1965) 03:28 Above The Law (1988) 03:36 Kuffs (1992) 03:47 For Your Eyes Only (1981) 03:52 A View To A Kill (1985) 03:58 Darkman (1990) 04:07 Outrageous Fortune (1987) 04:14 Goldfinger (1964) 04:22 Pineapple Express (2008) 04:28 Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) 04:37 Die Hard (1988) 04:44 Goldfinger (1964) 04:50 Tron Legacy (2010) 04:57 Home Alone (1990) 05:05 Live And Let Die (1973) 05:10 Last Action Hero (1993) 05:18 Mission Impossible III (2006) 05:28 You Only Live Twice (1967) 05:32 License To Kill (1989) 05:42 Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997) 05:46 Hudson Hawk (1991) 05:54 Moonraker (1979) 06:02 The Living Daylights (1987) 06:11 Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) 06:19 Last Action Hero (1993) 06:28 Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) 06:37 The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) 06:45 Man On Fire (2004) 06:49 Mortal Kombat (1995) 06:57 The World Is Not Enough (1999) 07:06 The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) 07:14 The 6th Day (2000) 07:23 Iron Man 3 (2013) 07:29 Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) 07:36 Unforgiven (1992) 07:44 R.O.T.O.R. (1987) 07:52 Starsky And Hutch (2004) 07:58 Quantum Of Solace (2008) 08:08 Universal Soldier (1992) 08:19 On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) 08:24 Pitch Black (2000) 08:30 Shoot ‘Em Up (2007) ??:?? Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith 08:38 The Dark Knight Rises (2012) 08:47 GoldenEye (1995) 08:54 Black Dynamite (2009) 09:05 The Good The Bad And The Ugly (1966) 09:15 Total Recall (1990) 09:25 The Rock (1996) 09:34 Diamonds Are Forever (1971) 09:40 Under Siege (1992) 09:45 Total Recall (1990) 09:54 Judge Dredd (1995) 10:07 The Expendables 2 (2012) 10:14 Moonraker (1979) 10:20 The Running Man (1987) 10:26 Watchmen (2009) 10:36 Terminator 2: Judgement Day 10:44 Diamonds Are Forever (1971) 10:47 The Running Man (1987) 10:56 Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011) 11:02 Hellboy (2004) 11:07 Batman (1989) 11:17 Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003) 11:24 The Running Man (1987) 11:30 Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) 11:55 Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) 12:23 Hot Fuzz (2007)

[@levidixon1176]

how has this not got more likes?

[@Max_Griswald]

Because the video was posted two years ago and my response was posted 2 months ago. If I had watched the video 2 years ago and made my post it would have a lot more likes.

[@doomdemon1205]

Max Griswald why don’t you put something like this on the 100 one liners before the kill video?

[@DDLLDDLLDDLL]

Michael Hunt cuz this is already in the description

[@doomdemon1205]

The D Knax oh. Why didn’t I see it before?

[@ElTio.45-70]

Best hint for the villains came from Eli Wallach: When you have to shoot, shoot, don´t talk.

[@kieronjohnson8834]

That's my favourite, Tuco Ramirez. No-one did badazz Mexicans like Eli. The fact his gun is covered with bubbles from his bath makes it even funnier.

[@harryboyes2812]

Yeah, and it probably inspired a little scene in Van Helsing. Aleera: "Anna, my love. It is your blood that will keep me beautiful. What do you think of that?" Anna rams a stake through her heart and retorts: "I think if you're going to kill someone, kill them. Don't stand there talking about it." Coincidence? Sure :)

[@AxeMan808]

I love the version in Time And Tide:

[@elituko]

That should be his epitaph.

[@libertinauk1975]

That was the one I was waiting for 😁😁

[@usmctwin61]

Arnie will always be the king of one-liners.

[@Justin.Martyr]

*At 12-mins. Start -> I HATE those who Equate AnimaLs with EVIL!!!!*

[@kolbytriplett4644]

So glad they included the two from Total Recall. First time I watched it, I knew they would become two of my favorites.

[@originoflogos]

Where’s “Scream”? “This is the part where the villain wakes up, giving us one last scare” Gets up *shot* “Not in my movie!”

[@UltramanMebiusBrave]

This is only for 100 BEST one liners. The Scream one-liner DOES NOT qualify.

[@VorpalStorm]

@@UltramanMebiusBrave I'm pretty sure it absolutely does. But hey, this is all opinion anyway. =P

[@tomsmurf4225]

"You don't need that spine... It's holding you(r) back." - Kung Fury

[@ArthurRabbetts]

6:50 I like how the original Mortal Kombat movie is here

[@ridcom]

Did... did Freddy have a Powerglove? And beat a high score with it!? Truly a being to be feared😱

[@derekquigley5816]

I love the Powerglove. It's so bad.

[@dibbidydoo4318]

"You'll miss me." **Shoots** "didn't miss"

[@dibbidydoo4318]

Trip Sting I can see that English isn't your first language.

[@kentuckypete76]

6:57

[@TheMrMoustachio]

"Damn, he ain't gon' be in rush hour 3"

[@Twilight17Petkoton]

That a bloopers at the end of Rush Hour 2 says. "Damn, good kick."

[@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq]

What about in the actual movie when he says "we'll just say he was tryna catch a cab"

[@Twilight17Petkoton]

@@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq Not really someone say he taking the car. So little late on a greatest One-Liners.

[@theweirdmaniac847]

“When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk” I really love that one

[@shreyanshasinha232]

I just realised, older Hollywood movies are just GOLD!❤️ The heroism and drama is so rare now

[@alfredolsson3819]

Agent Brooks: Admit it commander, you’ll miss me. *Gunshot* Commander Shepard: Not at this range, I won’t. (Mass Effect 3)

[@Ferrante69]

It is just the same Bond line.

[@sennengoroshi139]

SPOILER ALERT:He is nick

[@MrEddie4679]

yeah, lucky it wasnt xcom "You´ll miss me" "99.9 hit chance, definitly will miss"

[@edschramm6757]

uh, cleanup to shuttle bay

[@spitfireblaziken3663]

Movies dude

[@milesgoering3755]

"Haaa! I think that enemy got... The point!" -- Archibald

[@dragonkyng]

Hey Archibald, you think that enemy did or did not get the point? Thanks good to know.

[@edwardthibodeaux8815]

You fools It’s KING DRAGON SENDS HIS REGARDS

[@dragonkyng]

@@edwardthibodeaux8815 unless you pick the *knock gun out of his hand* choice. Then you get “ITS A GOOD THING I ALWAYS CARRY TWO GUNS.”

[@derektrammell911]

"King Dragon will remember that, and send his regards"

[@rodgebrickh48]

@@derektrammell911 They got the point alright.

[@wefinishthisnow3883]

Pierce Brosnan was my favourite: Attractive woman: "You wouldn't kill me, you'd miss me" BANG Bond: "I never miss."

[@derekquigley5816]

My personal favorite was "they'll print anything these days".

[@ChaoClow]

"It's a 12 gauge pump boys, it's only got 3 shots. He can't get us all " For one, no it doesn't, two there are two of them so yes they can, and three, i love this part

[@AsapAnimation]

Anakin chops off Dooku’s hands and head* Anakin: He was an unarmed prisoner...

[@Mailed-Knight]

Ha ha ha!

[@brendanforester4601]

Asap Animation Wow. Got to hand it to you, that was a good one.

[@ChrundleKelly]

Shouldve armed himself.

[@brendanforester4601]

Jeff Urbz If he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

[@MisterX867]

It's not the Jedi way...

[@robbiereilly]

"All those feathers and he still can't fly." - Always loved that one. 06:38

[@colleenross8752]

My favorite Bond-ism

[@mikewilson714]

Nobody did it better than Roger Moore!

[@rwt8410]

"Won't be attending that hat convention in July". GOLD. LOL. Pretty much sums up humor of all of 'Hudson Hawk'. Personally really appreciated its style of humor. Refreshing and creative

[@PROBOT-pv6ez]

Nice. Outrageous Fortune is great. highly underrated movie and that one liner is classic.

[@emperorpalpatine2070]

"Don't disturb my friend he's DEAD tired."

[@TF2Fan101]

Ha-ha, ‘Dead tired’. She won’t get it now, but when she looks back on this, she’s going to LAUGH!!!!

[@siegesquirrel42]

"Slate was a dead end." "Dammit, he killed him!" Nice to see M has wised up to Bond's... quirks.

[@lanway13]

Dame Judi knows what's up.

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Compliments of Sharkey”

[@baconlovingvampire4523]

Well she used to it by now

[@brittanymartin6122]

The look on her face after she heard the news cracked me up.

[@crackheadengineer3716]

"He-hey! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!" - Scout, dominating a Spy

[@joshschannel6232]

Men’s Life of the Curiosity’s finishers 8:28 Chief’s finisher 8:33 Spots’s finisher 9:31 Rex’s finisher 4:22 King’s finisher 10:31 Duke’s finisher 4:05 Boss’s finisher 10:00 Jupiter’s finisher 4:10 Nutmeg’s finisher 6:23 Daisy’s finisher

[@edwardgaines6561]

Commando was basically a cornupocia of one-liners, with a plot tacked-on! Vintage Schwarzenegger, baby!

[@Andres33AU]

Commando and The Running Man I think have the most one-liners in an Arnie film!

[@Andres33AU]

@RUhere4the TRIGGERING Thanks for the heads up! It's been ages since I've seen that movie!

[@AKAdaJoker14]

I think you mean army of darkness

[@Hydrolysis_Moment]

“He won’t be joining us for the rest of his life....”

[@TheRealRealOK]

Tox- ic 😂

[@GurahkWeavile]

Alan Rickman was the bomb

[@andybub45]

Ouch

[@lanway13]

The best part was that Alan Rickman ad-libbed that line just because he thought it was something a dude like Hans Gruber would say.

[@basicallyarobloxian4533]

"Yeah, he'll like it in hell."

[@fleebogazeezig6642]

“There’s only one reason you lost DIO, one simple reason. You really pissed me off”

[@ariahazelwood3842]

Thank God you put "I like the way you die boy" in here, that one was crazy to watch in context.

[@lukasnummer1]

The Goldfinger one is actually: "Shocking... positively shocking."

[@overlex]

I liked Travolta's lines in the punisher after he put his best friend in a body bag and his wife on a train track: - "where's Quentin?" "He's wrapped up in something." -"Where's mom?" "she took the train"

[@eval_is_evil]

overlex Travolta in punisher ? What ?

[@OrochiShiki]

He played the main antagonist in Punisher '04. Don't miss Kevin Nash as The Russian!

[@jadefire2817]

+Tomi In the Thomas Jane version , Travolta plays Howard Saint.

[@jadefire2817]

+cycobear86 *YES !* Although of course Jon Bernthal rocks in the role, I still have a special place in my heart for Thomas Jane's version!

[@Blaydoner]

Best punisher ever, don't care what anyone says.

[@jamesplayzreviews]

Villain: Diplomatic immunity *Gets shot and dies* Hero: Has just been revoked

[@dd11111]

I cant watch the after the kill compilation without also watching the before the kill one! They're great!

[@vagabond142]

6:23 only Charles Dance could deliver "hello?! I've just shot somebody, and I did it on purpose!" and make it actually sound threatening XD

[@marscaleb]

What is that one from? I don't recognize it.

[@vagabond142]

Last Action Hero

[@marscaleb]

@@vagabond142 Thank you! Crap; I don't think I've seen that movie this century.

[@ScoutLeader]

Damn Tywin needs to calm down

[@-MuhammadLuthfiSeviansyah]

The delivery was amazing, the only scene from the video where I genuinely chuckled. And I can't believe that was Charles Dance. Coincidentally, I just watched an hour-length video on Tywin Lannister before watching this lol

[@Jayke1981]

I love that literally half the list is either James Bond or Arnie films! Kings of the one-liners for sure!

[@sheacorduroy5565]

Lots of Bruce Willis too.

[@letsplaygaming714]

The Bond One-Liners are just iconic

[@Statalyzer]

"I'm sorry, did you just tough talk a dead body?" ... brilliant lampshade of the entire cliche.

[@waynejamel6703]

they should have ended with that

[@tanukies]

talk*