100 Greatest One-Liners: After The Kill

[@jerichocage3825]

9:12 _"When you'll have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."_ That's actually a good point...

[@Nicky2414]

But that would make this list pointless if people did that.

[@Max-ek3kf]

@@Nicky2414 that's before the kill tho

[@joshuaholder2301]

I think John Wick takes that message into consideration very well.

[@neneshubby]

Ad libbed by Eli Wallach

[@SStupendous]

@@Max-ek3kf No, it's after. Watch the movie.

[@Funk2Funky]

Bond and Arnold made it into an art form.

[@Inspadave]

+KanonXD Yes. I think of all the Bonds Moore had the best send off lines.

[@corg5089]

For sure man!

[@overlex]

I think it would be decent to add Bruce Willis to that list no?._.

[@mythsislittlefarie7635]

KanonXD Eastwood and bond started it.....long befor arnie or bruce.

[@margotharris3670]

Fun fact: the official term for a post kill one liner is actually a Bond one-liner.

[@tannercole3300]

I'm glad that 80% of this list is Schwarzeneggar/James Bond of some sort.

[@dev-of3zk]

Hes the badass

[@slickgamer_]

The best ones

[@greatestmate2410]

so true

[@flyingbroskies713]

Don’t forget Keanu Reeves

[@jonathancampbell5231]

On TV Tropes this is literally called a "Bond One Liner" because Bond says them so often

[@rumaldosaenz4894]

“You just shot an unarmed man” “We’ll he should’ve armed himself “ Favorite line

[@JoshLefelhocz]

Full line from Eastwood is "Well, he shoulda armed himself, if he was gonna decorate the saloon with my friend." It was because Bill killed Ned.

[@HuwBeech]

Texas in a nutshell

[@harish123az]

Thats the motto of modern day Americans, reason why you have so many school shootings and gun massacres

[@LargeAndRobustPeter]

agreed

[@AyoooMiz]

Based 🤌🏾😭

[@rhunter42dragon]

11:58 I loved how the villain showed his approval for the one-liner before dying.

[@Real_Mick3y6]

Obviously, it's Samuel Jackson

[@Argonwolfproject]

His character was really unique among movie villains, he was profoundly self-aware while still having an almost childlike vision of the world and his part in it. And you gotta at least respect somebody who ain't even mad they got beat.

[@rhunter42dragon]

@@Argonwolfproject Agreed.

[@Bmurf]

Don't act like you don't know that movie 😂

[@KeitaKawashima]

"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." Well... He does have a point...

[@aleksandarvil5718]

IKR XD

[@John-X]

3:30 Alex Jones?!?!?

[@bjtgaming]

Yeah, Right at you

[@avidilier1645]

Spider-Man: ....

[@frankon_donson7255]

And a gun

[@lucmik7859]

all the other lines: **badass** that one line: *"apple sauce"*

[@gunnarthefeisty]

more badass than the others

[@alexanderholzer7392]

best line

[@noahsherwood2445]

Bitch

[@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539]

Even likes

[@reetban1996]

Which film??

[@LenaHyena]

4:37 “You’re just gonna have to kill me.” *_“…okay.”_* “He won’t be joining us for the rest of his life.” I love the delivery

[@sephjnr]

"We'll do it the hard way, then." - I like the real line better as it shows the villain's commitment more.

[@TF2Fan101]

“Now to apply for a teaching position at Hogwarts where I hopefully won’t be killed by a snake.”

[@jokerisinthememe5852]

“He wasn’t a sniper. He was a sadist. There’s a difference. Snipers don’t muck around with gutshots and monologues. We just take the shot.”

[@rjw9640]

Man I love TF2.

[@thetexanbuzzsaw3145]

@@rjw9640 Snipin's a good job m8

[@thetexanbuzzsaw3145]

@@LK-1D3 "Cus at the end of the day, as long as they're two people left on the planet; someone is ganna want someone dead"

[@nathanhays8696]

@@LK-1D3 I'll be honest with ya, my parents, do _not_ care for me.

[@nathanhays8696]

@@LK-1D3 Feelings? You wanna know what has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have _standards._

[@Max_Griswald]

00:00 Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) 00:10 Eraser (1996) 00:17 Speed (1994) 00:31 Commando (1985) 00:37 Dr. No (1962) 00:43 The Untouchables (1987) 00:50 Commando (1985) 00:56 Django Unchained (2012) 01:03 Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) 01:10 Eraser (1996) 01:16 Gladiator (2000) 01:20 Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (2005) 01:26 Goldfinger (1964) 01:33 Kung Fury (2015) 01:40 Last Action Hero (1993) 01:48 Pineapple Express (2008) 01:55 Die Hard (1988) 02:05 Rush Hour (1998) 02:12 Shoot ‘Em Up (2007) 02:19 Speed Racer (2008) 02:26 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) 02:32 Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015) 02:38 Commando (1985) 02:41 The Fifth Element (1997) 02:49 The Last Stand (2013) 02:56 Army Of Darkness (1992) 03:02 Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992) 03:09 Predator (1987) 03:13 Thunderball (1965) 03:17 Commando (1985) 03:23 Thunderball (1965) 03:28 Above The Law (1988) 03:36 Kuffs (1992) 03:47 For Your Eyes Only (1981) 03:52 A View To A Kill (1985) 03:58 Darkman (1990) 04:07 Outrageous Fortune (1987) 04:14 Goldfinger (1964) 04:22 Pineapple Express (2008) 04:28 Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) 04:37 Die Hard (1988) 04:44 Goldfinger (1964) 04:50 Tron Legacy (2010) 04:57 Home Alone (1990) 05:05 Live And Let Die (1973) 05:10 Last Action Hero (1993) 05:18 Mission Impossible III (2006) 05:28 You Only Live Twice (1967) 05:32 License To Kill (1989) 05:42 Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997) 05:46 Hudson Hawk (1991) 05:54 Moonraker (1979) 06:02 The Living Daylights (1987) 06:11 Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) 06:19 Last Action Hero (1993) 06:28 Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) 06:37 The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) 06:45 Man On Fire (2004) 06:49 Mortal Kombat (1995) 06:57 The World Is Not Enough (1999) 07:06 The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) 07:14 The 6th Day (2000) 07:23 Iron Man 3 (2013) 07:29 Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) 07:36 Unforgiven (1992) 07:44 R.O.T.O.R. (1987) 07:52 Starsky And Hutch (2004) 07:58 Quantum Of Solace (2008) 08:08 Universal Soldier (1992) 08:19 On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) 08:24 Pitch Black (2000) 08:30 Shoot ‘Em Up (2007) ??:?? Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith 08:38 The Dark Knight Rises (2012) 08:47 GoldenEye (1995) 08:54 Black Dynamite (2009) 09:05 The Good The Bad And The Ugly (1966) 09:15 Total Recall (1990) 09:25 The Rock (1996) 09:34 Diamonds Are Forever (1971) 09:40 Under Siege (1992) 09:45 Total Recall (1990) 09:54 Judge Dredd (1995) 10:07 The Expendables 2 (2012) 10:14 Moonraker (1979) 10:20 The Running Man (1987) 10:26 Watchmen (2009) 10:36 Terminator 2: Judgement Day 10:44 Diamonds Are Forever (1971) 10:47 The Running Man (1987) 10:56 Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011) 11:02 Hellboy (2004) 11:07 Batman (1989) 11:17 Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003) 11:24 The Running Man (1987) 11:30 Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) 11:55 Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) 12:23 Hot Fuzz (2007)

[@levidixon1176]

how has this not got more likes?

[@Max_Griswald]

Because the video was posted two years ago and my response was posted 2 months ago. If I had watched the video 2 years ago and made my post it would have a lot more likes.

[@doomdemon1205]

Max Griswald why don’t you put something like this on the 100 one liners before the kill video?

[@DDLLDDLLDDLL]

Michael Hunt cuz this is already in the description

[@doomdemon1205]

The D Knax oh. Why didn’t I see it before?

[@sp1duh84]

"You just shot an unarmed man!""Well, he should've armed himself."SAVAGE

[@JacobSmith-zp1kq]

sp1duh84 hands down the best one. Clint Eastwood is a god.

[@tenjenk]

It wasn't the full line though, "well he should've armed himself.. if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend"

[@MetallicBascinet]

My lines in Court after manslaughter.

[@jdog7797]

*how to make a Western*

[@GregbertTheGremlin]

"I'm sorry, did you just tough-talk a dead body?" best movie line ever

[@sethyoung9792]

"So uncivilized."

[@wheeliebin18]

Hello there!

[@OmegaMemeBoss]

@@wheeliebin18 General Kenobi!

[@Karma-ss5yf]

Sorry about the mess.

[@reginaldcompton9170]

I read it right as it played🤣🤣

[@apples-bi8yl]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

[@Fadi-hb7xx]

"Consider this a divorce" is the most badass one liner in history

[@SpikyAHOfficial]

I heard my dad quoting this to my mom the other day..

[@sinuslebastian6366]

@@SpikyAHOfficial F.

[@Danielo197]

Love total recall

[@discoder]

Rachel Ticotin's follow up line was great as well. "That was your wife? What a bitch."

[@symmetrymilton4542]

btw she wasn't lying. It really all was a dream.

[@BrandonGavin_EDC]

“Don’t disturb my friend, he’s dead tired.” -King of one liners

[@Greenpenguin-s1q]

Yes, exactly

[@raymason9907]

0:33 "What'd you do with Sully?" "I let him go." A little bit of truth behind every one liner

[@kerloz7918]

"Oh, man. I shot Marvin in the face"

[@AdamArBast99]

"Never what? You didn't finish!"

[@hagartm]

They cut out the "I lied" part. Inconceivable!

[@raymason9907]

@@hagartm maybe because he said "I lied" before he killed him

[@hagartm]

@@raymason9907 Yeah, you're right.

[@jongilbertson2106]

"He'll never be the head of a major corporation." -Austin Powers

[@6thgear914]

“Well what do we have?” “Sea bass” “Are they ill tempered?” “Absolutely.” “Ok we’ll go with that. We’ll put them in an easily escapable situation and just assume they died. Great plan!”

[@antihax_sniper8172]

@@6thgear914 NO NOT THE SEA BASS!

[@frankiehitman2610]

Not a good time to lose ones head!!

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

yeah

[@jamesfouts2016]

What a...burn.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 something like that could get a man...fired.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think he was a little hot...for...you.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chiffmonkey]

"Hello? I've just shot somebody, I did it on purpose." Best villain ever.

[@Klamath2046]

The one and only Charles Dance

[@collingalanos1783]

@ Klamath 2046. Charles Dance is awesome. I hope they do a sequel to Dracula Untold because I can imagine the delightful villainy he could bring to that franchise.

[@ozasiss8049]

chiffmonkey what movie?

[@chiffmonkey]

Last Action Hero

[@MattC-ue7ve]

chiffmonkey I read this before I saw it and was very confused

[@petezahutt4859]

The one at 2:05 is simply brilliant. Earlier, the guy says “Wipe yourself off. You’re bleeding.” And then there’s Carter’s genius response: “Wipe yourself off, man. You’re dead.”

[@iconicstudios5611]

"Where's Drax?" "He needed to fly." HE NEEDED TO FLY? It's not like "He needed some space" was staring you down.

[@game84cube]

God damn, that's good

[@spruceg00se]

Someone copied this comment 2 months later and got 1k likes lol

[@chrisoddy8744]

I mean I think Bond must have ran a bit low on creative juices there as he'd already done two other killer puns about Drax before he died....😂

[@HonestObserver]

"He stepped out for some air."

[@leoyoman]

He spaced out :D

[@kitashi0]

"I went for the head" -Thor

[@luisf2793]

“No resurrections this time” -Thanos

[@andrewfierro4719]

I am Ironman

[@averagemug5162]

Andrew Fierro that was before the kill

[@webslinger527]

gamitstrike that’s a good one

[@SenatorArmstrong2018]

Derpy Deadpool ツ After.

[@michaelsproule32]

7:36 "You just shot an un-armed man!" "He should have armed himself." Gold.

[@domtaylor1887]

My favorite one liners from this video: 1. "Keep the change, ya filthy animal." (Home Alone) 4:57 2. "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." (Army of Darkness) 2:55 3. "Justice served." (R.O.T.O.R) 7:45 4. "Iced that guy, to cone a phrase" (Last Action Hero) 1:40 5. "Was that a ninja?" "More like a not-ja." (Speed Racer) 2:20 6. "Then he should've armed himself" (Unforgiven) 7:36 7. "Does anyone else wanna drop out?" (A View to a Kill) 3:53 8. "Flawless victory." (Mortal Kombat) 6:50 9. "Stick around." (Predator) 3:10 10. "Are you not entertained!?" (Gladiator) 1:17 Honorable mention: "We're married" "Consider that a divorce" (Total Recall) 9:18

[@Justin.Martyr]

*At 12-mins. Start -> I HATE those who Equate AnimaLs with EVIL!!!!*

[@noahcheckman8542]

"You wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me." *shot* "I never miss." No, really, he doesn't.

[@MrBrianGonzalez]

I guess they never miss huh?

[@jonaklein1614]

@@MrBrianGonzalez fuck u XD

[@MrBrianGonzalez]

@@jonaklein1614 you got a boyfriend? I BET HE DOESNT KISS YA!!

[@PanglossDr]

My ex misses me. Her aim is getting better though.

[@boolivks805]

@@MrBrianGonzalez he goin find anothet girl like he wont miss ya

[@Weirdanimator]

Indiana Jones, "No Ticket" should have been on this list.

[@ryaneas5957]

Thank god im not the only one who thought of that

[@chuckstevens2672]

Not technically a kill but still cool

[@ryaneas5957]

Chuck Stevens minor inconveniences

[@frankdux3605]

Uh because the Nazi clearly didnt die. He just fell on the luggage

[@charlieodom9107]

Yup! That was a really good one!

[@krishnak.r3927]

The context in which he said ''This ain't that kind of a movie bruv'' was so priceless that even the bad guy appreciated it.

[@colleenross8752]

Perfect

[@soupbane1688]

Game recognize game.

[@BeinIan]

It works on like 3 different levels, it's beautiful.

[@MorganTC]

That movie was really good anyways

[@elduquecaradura1468]

mostly because that's what the bad guy said to the previous kingsman who killed him after the church massacre

[@SS454LS6]

"See you at the party Richter" while throwing his arms off the elevator. A personal favorite

[@ElTio.45-70]

Best hint for the villains came from Eli Wallach: When you have to shoot, shoot, don´t talk.

[@kieronjohnson8834]

That's my favourite, Tuco Ramirez. No-one did badazz Mexicans like Eli. The fact his gun is covered with bubbles from his bath makes it even funnier.

[@harryboyes2812]

Yeah, and it probably inspired a little scene in Van Helsing. Aleera: "Anna, my love. It is your blood that will keep me beautiful. What do you think of that?" Anna rams a stake through her heart and retorts: "I think if you're going to kill someone, kill them. Don't stand there talking about it." Coincidence? Sure :)

[@AxeMan808]

I love the version in Time And Tide:

[@elituko]

That should be his epitaph.

[@libertinauk1975]

That was the one I was waiting for 😁😁

[@sergiogonzaloarenasmercado632]

"Oh, man. I shot Marvin in the face"

[@John_Hoover]

Sergio Gonzalo Arenas Mercado The car didn’t hit no motherfuckin’ bump!

[@neverlistentome]

We'll why the fuck'd you go and do that!?!?

[@noeldiazexposito8788]

What part

[@jeremypnet]

Why was that not in there?

[@andydbr2969]

"You won't kill me...you'll miss me..." SHOTS HER "I never miss"

[@uhbruh9223]

"I guess they never miss huh"

[@nabilhacene5826]

@@uhbruh9223 awkward

[@biggeorgetx]

Never saw the movie, but the line I came up with was... I never miss at this range.

[@SMAXZO]

@@biggeorgetx I'd just say "not at this range"

[@Zander.and.lightning]

I'm unusually proud of myself for seeing 90% of these movies

[@King-cp2by]

"Good, Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." Man I love that line

[@rocketcon]

I prefer his line from the theatrical cut. Evil Ash (who is dancing around singing): "You're a Little Goodie Two Shoes, Little Goodie Two Shoes, Little Goodie Two Shoes...." Ash shoots him point blank in the face with a shotgun: Ash: "I ain't *that* good!"

[@seorwhite3333]

So real

[@stebization]

6:57 "You wouldn't kill me, you'd miss me" *Gets shot* "I never miss!" Best line ever 😂

[@wombat2874]

sigma grindset

[@Fektthis]

Not at this range..

[@markes7cc]

I guess they never miss huh

[@Dannymart_88445]

That's the darkest

[@CodeNameCheese_]

Brosnan > Craig sue me

[@originoflogos]

Where’s “Scream”? “This is the part where the villain wakes up, giving us one last scare” Gets up *shot* “Not in my movie!”

[@UltramanMebiusBrave]

This is only for 100 BEST one liners. The Scream one-liner DOES NOT qualify.

[@VorpalStorm]

@@UltramanMebiusBrave I'm pretty sure it absolutely does. But hey, this is all opinion anyway. =P

[@SL-sq4gw]

"I RISE YOU FALL" Anything Optimus says is so tuff

[@lothayre]

“You just shot an unarmed man” “well he should have armed himself”

[@n.w.1803]

"...if he was gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.."

[@MotoAtheist]

Clint always has the best, but this one is even better then his "You feel lucky" line.

[@markzuckerberg4466]

best one liner ever

[@jacobjones5269]

@@n.w.1803 Yeah, it’s hard to argue with his logic, there.. lol..

[@UZIKING]

The most formal one liner: “ I just shot somebody and I did it on pourpose

[@johnhein2539]

UZIKING Official Charles Tywin Lannister Dance is pure class.

[@AgiHammerthief]

they should have left the „shut up!“ in that followed

[@MotivatedVergil111]

YES XD

[@bizarreocean8537]

Bro that’s me in gta

[@KiwiiCat8]

Mate, it’s “So uncivilised”

[@robbiereilly]

"All those feathers and he still can't fly." - Always loved that one. 06:38

[@colleenross8752]

My favorite Bond-ism

[@mikewilson714]

Nobody did it better than Roger Moore!

[@Diecastclassicist]

“I let him go” has always been my favorite from the movies. But the real #1 comes from a book, from Mickey Spillane’s “I, the Jury” - “it was easy.”

[@edwardgaines6561]

Commando was basically a cornupocia of one-liners, with a plot tacked-on! Vintage Schwarzenegger, baby!

[@Andres33AU]

Commando and The Running Man I think have the most one-liners in an Arnie film!

[@Andres33AU]

@RUhere4the TRIGGERING Thanks for the heads up! It's been ages since I've seen that movie!

[@AKAdaJoker14]

I think you mean army of darkness

[@Hydrolysis_Moment]

“He won’t be joining us for the rest of his life....”

[@TheRealRealOK]

Tox- ic 😂

[@GurahkWeavile]

Alan Rickman was the bomb

[@andybub45]

Ouch

[@lanway13]

The best part was that Alan Rickman ad-libbed that line just because he thought it was something a dude like Hans Gruber would say.

[@basicallyarobloxian4533]

"Yeah, he'll like it in hell."

[@rayanderson5797]

"Hullo!? I just shot somebody. I did it on purpose!"

[@KT926]

That line always makes me laugh XDXD

[@davekp6773]

Can only be said in a posh English accent.

[@ericschubel4147]

It's Tywin Lannister. He can get away with it.

[@chrishubbard64]

Doesnt he continue on for awhile until someone yells at him to shut up?

[@mancamiatipoola]

"SHUT UP DOWN THERE!"

[@uglynerd9436]

Man:you just shot an unarmed man Clint Eastwood:well he should have armed himself

[@k3salieri]

Definitely one of my favorites.

[@bigglesmcg]

If he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend....

[@ShingenNolaan]

Eastwood scares me in this movie. Like I sincerely believe he'd kill me just like that.

[@tommybason6057]

I read this comment at the exact same time it appeared in the video

[@haydeng3316]

What movie is that?

[@deepblue8442]

Honourable mention..........Drax: "You missed Mr Bond! upon skeet shooting. Bond :"did I?",as assassin falls from tree.

[@tomsmurf4225]

"You don't need that spine... It's holding you(r) back." - Kung Fury

[@siegesquirrel42]

"Slate was a dead end." "Dammit, he killed him!" Nice to see M has wised up to Bond's... quirks.

[@lanway13]

Dame Judi knows what's up.

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Compliments of Sharkey”

[@baconlovingvampire4523]

Well she used to it by now

[@brittanymartin6122]

The look on her face after she heard the news cracked me up.

[@squamish4244]

My fave line: *"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."*

[@tyrant1384]

I prefer the alternate "I'm not that good"

[@slickgamer_]

my favourite line is "*I think he got the point.*"

[@NinjaBray]

my favourite line is "applesauce b*tch

[@chrisplaine2321]

My favourite was when you have to shoot, shoot don’t talk

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

I love how a lot of these are just people saying it to themselves. No one around, the guy is dead or dying, and they still decide to quip. I love it

[@overlex]

I liked Travolta's lines in the punisher after he put his best friend in a body bag and his wife on a train track: - "where's Quentin?" "He's wrapped up in something." -"Where's mom?" "she took the train"

[@eval_is_evil]

overlex Travolta in punisher ? What ?

[@OrochiShiki]

He played the main antagonist in Punisher '04. Don't miss Kevin Nash as The Russian!

[@jadefire2817]

+Tomi In the Thomas Jane version , Travolta plays Howard Saint.

[@jadefire2817]

+cycobear86 *YES !* Although of course Jon Bernthal rocks in the role, I still have a special place in my heart for Thomas Jane's version!

[@Blaydoner]

Best punisher ever, don't care what anyone says.

[@HILTSWALTAI]

"Damn, he ain't gon' be in rush hour 3"

[@Twilight17Petkoton]

That a bloopers at the end of Rush Hour 2 says. "Damn, good kick."

[@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq]

What about in the actual movie when he says "we'll just say he was tryna catch a cab"

[@Twilight17Petkoton]

@@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq Not really someone say he taking the car. So little late on a greatest One-Liners.

[@skte2die]

I wish bond would’ve said “He needed some space” instead of “had to fly”.

[@deathbykonami5487]

Bond workshops thousands of witty zingers a movie and they can't all be gold

[@ScootsMcDootson]

I would've went with, he was feeling a bit spaced out.

[@Twilight17Petkoton]

Nope it doesn't roll off the tongue. Had to fly is a killer pun. So He needed some space and feeling space out doesn't fit. Killer puns moments.

[@deepblue8442]

RETRIBUTION....for Drax's difficulty in following The British "sense of humour"

[@BB-te8tc]

The bit when he opens the airlock is even better. "Take a giant step for mankind" followed by a gentle push.

[@jackmclane1826]

"When you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk!" Best advice for all movie villains ever. 😅

[@cumcumcum148]

I wouldn't call him a villain.

[@lukasnummer1]

The Goldfinger one is actually: "Shocking... positively shocking."

[@jxomxo]

“We’re married.” *dies* “Consider this a divorce!”

[@kenrickkahn]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@davekp6773]

Superb line just right in that thick Austrian accent.

[@prod.MRBLOXY]

That was the best one!

[@jancovanderwesthuizen8070]

A divoooaaass

[@Treisiess]

and he doesn't have to pay alimony

[@alfredolsson3819]

Agent Brooks: Admit it commander, you’ll miss me. *Gunshot* Commander Shepard: Not at this range, I won’t. (Mass Effect 3)

[@Ferrante69]

It is just the same Bond line.

[@sennengoroshi139]

SPOILER ALERT:He is nick

[@MrEddie4679]

yeah, lucky it wasnt xcom "You´ll miss me" "99.9 hit chance, definitly will miss"

[@edschramm6757]

uh, cleanup to shuttle bay

[@spitfireblaziken3663]

Movies dude

[@kolbytriplett4644]

So glad they included the two from Total Recall. First time I watched it, I knew they would become two of my favorites.

[@sammy169169169]

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"

[@jacobjones5269]

Yeah, that’s probably the greatest of them all, and not represented here.. Shame..

[@11DNA11]

@@jacobjones5269 Yep. And the cannoli part was improv.

[@cringecentral_]

Godfather top 5 movie of all time

[@llongone2]

"I never miss." - that is probably the best Bond one-liner. Bitter cold!

[@zicc616]

llongone2 or “You’ll never kill me, you’ll miss me” “Not at this range”

[@AsapAnimation]

Anakin chops off Dooku’s hands and head* Anakin: He was an unarmed prisoner...

[@Mailed-Knight]

Ha ha ha!

[@brendanforester4601]

Asap Animation Wow. Got to hand it to you, that was a good one.

[@ChrundleKelly]

Shouldve armed himself.

[@brendanforester4601]

Jeff Urbz If he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

[@MisterX867]

It's not the Jedi way...

[@MJBfromCCC]

Not a movie, but one of my favorite lines was in Mass Effect 3, probably inspired by the bond line: Brooks: “Admit it, Commander. You’ll miss me.” *shot* Shepard: “Not at this range, I won’t.”

[@bluesbr0ther588]

Al Bundy had a similar line when his wife comes home from shopping. She said: Honey, did you miss me. And he replies: With every bullet so far.

[@milesgoering3755]

"Haaa! I think that enemy got... The point!" -- Archibald

[@dragonkyng]

Hey Archibald, you think that enemy did or did not get the point? Thanks good to know.

[@edwardthibodeaux8815]

You fools It’s KING DRAGON SENDS HIS REGARDS

[@dragonkyng]

@@edwardthibodeaux8815 unless you pick the *knock gun out of his hand* choice. Then you get “ITS A GOOD THING I ALWAYS CARRY TWO GUNS.”

[@derektrammell911]

"King Dragon will remember that, and send his regards"

[@rodgebrickh48]

@@derektrammell911 They got the point alright.

[@Jayke1981]

I love that literally half the list is either James Bond or Arnie films! Kings of the one-liners for sure!

[@sheacorduroy5565]

Lots of Bruce Willis too.

[@СергейБондаренко-й9ю]

"I've just shot somebody, I did it on purpose" - -priceless

[@hlakbrlighthouse1835]

What movie is that?

[@СергейБондаренко-й9ю]

@@hlakbrlighthouse1835 Last Action Hero

[@hlakbrlighthouse1835]

@@СергейБондаренко-й9ю thanks

[@Rockhound6165]

But they left out the rest of the line: "I said, I just murdered someone and I want to confess." "Hey, shut up down there."

[@SuperCosty2010]

@@hlakbrlighthouse1835 It's Charles Dance in "Last Action Hero"

[@GeezieMac]

The Fifth Element had one other great one liner after the kill. When Zorg kills the hotel personnel telling him there’s a bomb in the hotel. Zorg’s reply: “I know.”

[@KasumiRINA]

Entire 5th Element dialogue is a gem! And actors with perfect deliveries too.

[@chappielivdahl]

I like how most of these lines come from Arnold Schwarzenegger; he’s really good with one-liners.

[@chappielivdahl]

@Kcs Clan True.

[@thetruth45678]

Arnold is so great with one-liners because he can only remember one line at a time. Director: "Fuck it. We'll fix it in post." Arnold: "Okay, what's my next line?" Director: "Auuurrrghhh." Arnold: "Oh, right. *AAAUYAAGHLAAGAURAGH!!"*

[@TheSpicyLeg]

I still say his best one-liner is in True Lies when he says “You’re fired” before firing the terrorists hanging off a missile.

[@chwenhoou]

Don't forget James Bond.

[@deathwingthedestroyer3632]

4:28 pretty much no one is talking about how brutal this is. Prime ripped his face off (the fallen couldn’t even scream properly from the pain), punched The Fallen’s heart out and went the extra mile and out of his way to make the last thing The Fallen sees is his being heart crushed in front of his eyes.

[@CDbiggen]

@@NikNokGamer , And I love that Prime.

[@notinthemood7615]

I seriously didn't expect Optimus to be on here, but him saying "I rise, you fall" was fucking cold. Gosh I love the Transformer films so much.

[@johndaman6322]

@@notinthemood7615 I could watch a youtube compilation of Optimus killing Decepticons all day. I´ll rate the movies 5/10 but the Optimus only compilation is 13/10 !!

[@DragonKnightJin]

@@NikNokGamer "Give me your face!"

[@langnir2299]

Fatality

[@BoulderonShoulder]

So what I learned: If someone asks, just tell them literally what you did.

[@thedreamcatcherOMG]

Leathh It may not be obvious at first, but they'll get the point.

[@liaminator4950]

*pew* You died. *Laughs uncontrollably*

[@theAngryscotman]

"Wheres the bad guy you were fighting." "Well, I suppose you could say I shot him in the face. Actually that is literally what happened."

[@eyeofcthulhu8868]

"You cannot kill the Devil, Tenno..." *Stab* "...but you can send it back to Hell."

[@leoli2450]

SO UNCIVILIZED STAR WARS MEME INTENSIFIES

[@Timo11042]

@@weirdanimenoises GET OUT NOW!!!

[@Okulele-d4t]

imagine how short this would be without Arnie and James Bond...

[@joelellis7035]

So many one-liners between those guys. I especially liked how the video cut two of their most similar lines together: "My friend is dead tired." "My sister is exhausted. She's just dead!"

[@SpicyDeddy]

+오율평 Don’t forget Austin Powers.

[@PUARockstar]

Austin Powers is actually an inflated parody on Bond. Awesome one in it's own right though.

[@UltramanMebiusBrave]

"Beam me up, Scotty!" Dead wrong! Arnie has "Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired." Bond has "Mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead".

[@098vladik098]

"Ohh man ..I shot Marvin in the face" should have been nr 1

[@alosim1541]

“WELL I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO IT. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT”

[@friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258]

Those are just 100 lines, they're not in an order. Everyone single one could be number 1

[@AndrewCreatez]

"Men get arrested. Dogs get put down." I know Snyder's version of Rorschach is a horrific misreading of the character, but that line should've been included on here. It's so good.

[@gunship_serrano8768]

“Ohhh there gonna have to glue you back together... IN HELL!” -Demoman

[@arkian3423]

Gunship_ Serrano nice profile pic

[@gunship_serrano8768]

Ark Ian thanks, I got it off of sam spratts insta

[@arkian3423]

Gunship_ Serrano I was more talking about the album itself

[@ribbel8210]

Oh soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! (Laughs in french)

[@danielramsey6141]

God I loved that Demo Trailer!

[@emperorpalpatine2070]

"Don't disturb my friend he's DEAD tired."

[@TF2Fan101]

Ha-ha, ‘Dead tired’. She won’t get it now, but when she looks back on this, she’s going to LAUGH!!!!

[@fredrikpettersson2951]

You forgot the best from "The Expendables" -Rest in pieces!!

[@aljan6]

I just saw that one yesterday, it was pretty funny

[@kefaonamu953]

And that From Formula 51 "Rest in peace, motherf**ker"

[@ellipsis-007]

23 Bond lines! I’m proud to be a Bond fan right now.

[@DinsRune]

"Let off some steam, Bennett." The delivery, the steely look in his eyes... such a cheesy line, but somehow it comes off totally badass.

[@Statalyzer]

"I'm sorry, did you just tough talk a dead body?" ... brilliant lampshade of the entire cliche.

[@waynejamel6703]

they should have ended with that

[@tanukies]

talk*

[@legogonegaming]

1:21 “so uncivilized” Favorite one of the bunch.

[@BrunoEwok]

"That's the problem with Santa Clarita. Too many damned vampires." Best last line of a movie since, "That's OK, nobody's perfect."

[@afewgamers4255]

Lotr "it still only counts as one"-Gimli

[@vagabond142]

6:23 only Charles Dance could deliver "hello?! I've just shot somebody, and I did it on purpose!" and make it actually sound threatening XD

[@marscaleb]

What is that one from? I don't recognize it.

[@vagabond142]

Last Action Hero

[@marscaleb]

@@vagabond142 Thank you! Crap; I don't think I've seen that movie this century.

[@ScoutLeader]

Damn Tywin needs to calm down

[@-MuhammadLuthfiSeviansyah]

The delivery was amazing, the only scene from the video where I genuinely chuckled. And I can't believe that was Charles Dance. Coincidentally, I just watched an hour-length video on Tywin Lannister before watching this lol

[@jamesesterline]

"See you around, officer." -CJ

[@steelingcable6350]

1:08

[@balasankarajith2923]

Memories 100

[@Fgeri623]

5:46 that line was even funnier in hungarian: "a real englishman never loses his head!" 😆

[@zsoltbartus169]

Yeah, we had some great puns in translation. I think its also better at Scwartzi "I let him go" in Commando.

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

This channel is brilliant: funny yet simple, incredible yet non-click-baity. You have a brilliant repertoire of film, & that's amazing. Thank you!

[@BurgerFiction]

+Lawrence Calablaster :)

[@sghaiermohamed2905]

+Lawrence Calablaster ikr, sadly there is'nt many channel like this on youtube

[@koningsbruggen]

yes, precisely this

[@hakenbacker]

His videos don't need clickbait for it to be good.

[@noneprovided689]

*Yes!* Because these lists so rarely include vintage stuff, I had assumed I’d have to comment about how they missed the best one...but lo and behold, it shows up at 9:05. Damn it, if Tuco ain’t the coolest foil in any movie ever...

[@jdog7797]

*"Leave the Gun take the Cannoli"*

[@Longs81]

7:36 That is hands down one of the greatest movie scenes of all time. When Clint Eastwood's William Munny arrives to confront Little Bill

[@usmh]

I don't know about the greatest, but Charles Dance going "I just shot someone! I did it on purpose" is definitely the one that's made me laugh the hardest. I think I rewound twice just to hear it again when I watched that movie.

[@eeb1977]

3:03 - “Now, I’m a god.” “And now, you’re a coatrack.” R.I.P., Luke Perry.

[@MichaelParthum]

Arnold should be cast as a villain in a James Bond movie.

[@iammrbadguy9706]

Yes.Preferably in a good one with henry carvill.

[@alessiodecarolis]

With this woke mania? No way, it would be a formidable NO pc movie, too amusing & spectacular for some guys

[@sinuslebastian6366]

@@alessiodecarolis No Time to die will be the last OG Bond movie, while still being spoilt by adding that black woman lead but not spoilt completely. Its all downhill from here.

[@PhilipFry.]

@@sinuslebastian6366 No Time ton Die is a fucking joke

[@bigchungus6478]

@@sinuslebastian6366 luckily she’s in the role of 007 not James Bond like some woke people want

[@bumshizzle]

1:07 “Apple sauce bitch.” Is by far my favorite line for its randomness

[@joeyplays5078xx]

He smoked him in the most epic way possible.

[@davidvaldezjr5546]

"Wipe yourself off, man. You dead." For some reason I love this line.

[@officialgeneral_soldiernat5717]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a classic for one liners. So is James Bond. But Ewan McGregor/Obi-Wan’s “so uncivilized” really takes the cake. Hell- it’s even a metaphor on how these villains die before the post-death one liner’s done. Quick Edit: Vader’s quote. Also a classic.

[@an_anime_crepe828]

I always thought about how he was talking about the Gun’s uncivilized nature of killing people

[@Abby-jh5np]

He's such a Peaceful Jedi

[@KasumiRINA]

@@an_anime_crepe828 it's a reference to famous a New Hope quote by Obi-Wan Kenobi, who gives Luke his father's lighsaber and says that it is "An elegant weapon, for a more... civilized age."

[@carolinecox3639]

"consider that a divorce" GREAT LINE!

[@raysmith2940]

I think : Now I'm single - would have been better

[@mugflub]

So great. Classic fucking movie.

[@ryanmounce2850]

It was scripted for him to say "consider THIS a divorce" before shooting her but they thought it was a little too cold hearted. Lol

[@beastwolf6600]

I hate to ask but what film is it from?

[@mugflub]

Beast Wolf Total Recall. Classic film.

[@dannytheman1313]

70% Bond films, 25% Arnold films 5% everyone else

[@scootscootriot1020]

More like 22% Bond, 17% Arnold, 61% everything else.

[@zachwatson2824]

dannytheman1313 I LIKE WILL SMITH AND VADER'S

[@colleenross8752]

4:06 leave it to Liam Neeson to bring a little introspection to the list

[@shreyanshasinha232]

I just realised, older Hollywood movies are just GOLD!❤️ The heroism and drama is so rare now

[@kevinjohnson1852]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is definitely the most ICONIC actor EVER!

[@deezylightbeam]

PLEASE DON'T DISTURB MY FRIEND HES "DEAD TIRED"

[@Kevin-sm3vh]

Obnoxious Kool-Aid (Badum Crash)

[@andreipoplauschi180]

CONSIDER THAT A DIVORCE

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Definitely the most unique

[@Amar-ux7gi]

Incognito Thats Clint Eastwood

[@PwnageKillzz]

“If he dies, he dies” -Ivan Drago (Rocky IV)

[@Kairi091]

When you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk.

[@treychic5180]

Ha Ha THis one was my first thought when I saw the title ! Glad it made the cut.

[@dannywestbrook5036]

"Let off some steam Bennett!" One of my favorite lines from Commando.