Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D

[@imwillixm]

"911, what's your emergency?" *"I'm dying."*

[@QualityGarbage]

Dr. Iplier: I'm Sorry, you're dying

[@doubt2022]

*"I'm... dying?"*

[@reydragonclaw1128]

**hangs up** LOL

[@illuminatisquid9970]

im dead

[@cyte112]

We are all dying.

[@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter]

“Tks for picking all that trash” So he’s not in the bathroom, but spying on Mark? Then why isn’t he stopping him from touching everything? Does he WANT the world to blow up, but doesn’t want to get blamed?

[@cryptosans6864]

Interesting concept, like he's trying to frame his friend into looking like a bad person

[@benfletcher8100]

He just has a psychic connection to the bin 😂

[@sugarcrashez]

@@benfletcher8100 yes

[@cloudbasedbear]

maybe he wants them to blow up the world but doesn't want to be responsible for it

[@brodiemorris2081]

But hey, that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY. THANKS FOR WATCHING.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I bet if the employee told Mark to touch everything, he wouldn't touch anything

[@PanzerMorder115]

No i could still see him touching everything, only after not doing so for 5 minutes.

[@lockedandloadedlol2172]

He would just make coffee

[@sleepypixel420]

Reverse psychology

[@jessicaegnew6393]

@@lockedandloadedlol2172 Coffee’s great ;D

[@chukud]

Why are not verified yet

[@DTLions26]

Markiplier: “leaves us with a cliffhanger for the next episode” Also Mark: “Doesn’t upload the next episode”

[@isuubeli1672]

1 year and still nothing

[@tobeyyeager5913]

@@isuubeli1672 Yep..

[@Youtuber-sq9yz]

maybe hes still editing it

[@dot2184]

@@KZbinr-sq9yz haha

[@chocolateshephard]

;-; aw

[@Model8197]

Employee: “Don’t Touch Anything” Mark: *Evil laughter*

[@why_should_i]

cool

[@milesedgeworth6177]

nice checkmark you got there

[@rikup1ku3]

Everyone puts just the Dont touch anything and mark laughing

[@rikup1ku3]

@@BonahPerson you insulted a human

[@sus4162]

ello there

[@tsunwarning]

Mark should really finish Papers Please, he only got a game over ending

[@weeniedog44]

yeah!! i keep hoping for episodes lmao

[@matthewboyd8689]

Another game he hasen't got to was Finding Paradise, and The Imposter Factory To the Moon 2 and 3

[@therooki777]

he also needs to keep playing RDR2

[@Eyeofdust]

Stanley Parable fits this so freaking well and expands the story in such a creative way because we all knew he did like pressing buttons

[@arya-w9g9k]

holy shit your right about that

[@DexNathan]

WE'RE PLAYING AS STANLEY!!!

[@rileyhewson5915]

Markiplier: “Why is there so much power in this one facility?” SCP Foundation: *laughs manically*

[@stickpersonperson1995]

*u have no idea* Aso scp foundation: *sends assassin*

[@bronsonarredondo3353]

Black mesa: *laughing like they are SCP Foundation's younger brother*

[@mefistofellchannel3534]

SCP Foundation: 0:27

[@Pikachew675]

@Kaleb Faulkner yep

[@josephchandler7140]

@@bronsonarredondo3353 honestly apature science is better

[@mitodrumisra8972]

Employee: ' don't touch anything ' Mark: *That sign can't stop me because I can't read!*

[@faethecreature]

Mark: tries to show hamster how to press the button Mark: Destroys the world during the process Mark: **surprised Pikachu face** Nevermind Mark randomly singing stuff is the cutest part of the video.

[@alexia7063]

mans absolutely needed the hammer for the glass

[@TheCaptianFudge]

Man the next episode is taking a little longer than normal, I’m glad we didn’t give him any spoilers though

[@jaredkey7256]

literally i am checking to see if anyone commented spoilers

[@RainyNapz]

3 years later lol

[@Ghost-du9hx]

Theory: the guy waving his arm from the other room is actually something waving a guy's arm pretending to be him and the guy is actually dead. Evidence: the bloody drag marks and hand print on the door

[@starrypines590]

... Ah. Huh. What in the Woody with Buzz Lightyear's arm bullshit is that

[@marleymacncheese6362]

That arm looked fake :0

[@MrGowose]

The arm does a lot of signs like pointing, giving a thumbs up, and stopping itself from basically glopping around like jelly so I doubt it tbh. Seems too human.

[@StupidGenius37]

@@MrGowose monster grabbin and pullin the nerves in the severed arm?

[@Iwanttodevourhumanflesh]

Big brain Yo people this is the most likes I've had on anything on this platform thanks

[@CturiX.IREALLY]

"Morse... at least i dont have to remember it" This line hurt me on a new level, watching the old video first

[@mysteriousramen_rosa]

True sense when he did it then he did it on complete memory and was very happy doing it on his first attempt

[@Lemon_Father2422]

Yeah it really hurt watching this video

[@Izak_Klark]

Have we lost the technical Markiplier for good?

[@squatchandson2906]

@@Lemon_Father2422 zsd

[@jjammmees]

Don't you like them?

[@AjZombie08]

Next Episode: False Alarm, there was nothing over there

[@VainKillersFunHouse]

So... About this part two. Also: Sees hamster with a button: "Please push that button?" Hamster: "no"

[@skaudivee]

I like how he accidentally didn't touch anything after evilly laughing.

[@zimnium1]

2 years membership,first person that I saw has done that.

[@chrll]

@@zimnium1 Well, now you have seen two!

[@neprinadervogelweid1803]

Sadly, only 2 months off...

[@fortniteisgarbage4077]

WHAT DID I DID

[@menacebadge417]

@@ReaperGamess people like you make this world weak

[@mnare04]

i like how mark goes “i have hands” any time a games shows hands lmao

[@mlemmlem5807]

They are releasing a new stanley parable called stanley parable: ultra deluxe. Its gonna have the original stuff and also some new stuff. I really hope you play it when it comes out because that was one of my favorite lets plays that you did and you also really enjoyed the original.

[@novembervoid.2768]

Bro I thought that the adventures of Stanley and the Narrator were over forever! Good to know that the creators have more plans with the game.

[@Disearned]

WAIT WHAT HOLY CRAP CANT WAIT FOR THAT!!!!

[@TheTruCloud]

May I be Mlemed?

[@mlemmlem5807]

@@TheTruCloud lmao what? No

[@mlemmlem5807]

@@Disearned ikr! Its supposed to be releasing sometime this year!

[@NoahDaArk]

At exactly 7:22, Markiplier discovers the Golden Ratio. He can now unleash the Infinite Spin and defeat the President

[@bacon6255]

He'll then obtained the final form of his fighting spirit.

[@NoahDaArk]

@@bacon6255 Markiplier truly is the greatest JoJo

[@bacon6255]

@@NoahDaArk Yea, simply the best in terms of storytelling, lore and everything

[@NoahDaArk]

@@bacon6255 JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures: Crazy Warfstach’s Gamble

[@bacon6255]

@@NoahDaArk One of my favorite part in my opinion

[@forestry5]

Mark acting a little like himself from the old days is nostalgic

[@kirb209]

Ikr

[@Stickyman-e7z]

i like the one acting normal more

[@Jjdhjsjshshs]

but he wasnt acting like his old self at all

[@CasmsVR]

the old mark actually took time to solve the puzzles seriously. this new mark just fooled around and didnt take the game seriously which it makes sense since he already played the game.

[@liz_king]

Okay but him actually dialing 911 threw me for a loop. Like, that’s freaking awesome detail for a game. Made the world seem so much larger and realer.

[@WinterGamesYT]

yeah I know. I'm surprised they coded that in.

[@jackhemsworth7515]

i like the stanley parable reference

[@nothereforeverydamnthing2346]

Another game where you can do that is in Layers of Fear at some point in the game. An absolute must if you love horror games with artistic visuals.

[@wegner7036]

Seemed like an obvious addition to me.

[@peliam_va]

To add a phone and not add the most popular emergency dial would be a crime.

[@thiccdeku9520]

We know it’s a good start when we just see mark in Vr headset only saying “nuh guh....ahh”

[@LilNeitsyt]

Sorry I had to be your 70th like :(

[@chavezreal]

Ah, my (suspicious) Thicc brethren

[@smorkis1531]

@@LilNeitsyt please just shut up, please.

[@poggamer1249]

@@LilNeitsyt foot

[@zendakon8299]

Not to mention that thumbnail is the most clickable thumbnail I've ever seen

[@sackfu7952]

Mark really j'baited us by leaving us on a cliffhanger and doing the whole "To be continued" thing and then just didn't do that.

[@smittywerbenjagermanjenson1094]

Well I mean he was working on a small side project

[@thisdudegotreal]

When he does that I guess maybe it will get more curious people who watched this to actually support and play the game for themselves

[@sunshineholtzlander5593]

​@@thisdudegotrealThat's a very good point!

[@Monotanix]

Mark: “I played this game a while ago” Last played: 4 years ago

[@sneakyturtle1117]

Yeah, a while ago.......

[@antares946]

this is a perfect comment for a modern art museum

[@gnjidaglibava]

'pharaoh died more than 70 years ago'

[@jessiehogue.]

4 years is the blink of an eye in the midst of history. :P

[@chancehuber6095]

Was gonna like but than i saw the number, Nice

[@phaz1x]

Markiplier: *Literally nukes the whole city* also Markiplier: “Okay well that’s probably not great”

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

"Not great, not terrible."

[@angeltheahitsmuglord7310]

No, it's not great, it's amazing

[@eggyolk0]

Hmmmmm, I'm not that sure if nuking the entire planet is a bad thing...

[@pendadenda1331]

good* im just in a silly goofy mood

[@Dr1ver_0]

LOL

[@iishilpisinhaii]

Lixian's "Several brute force attempts later" is legendary.

[@jw5386]

/nerdfiction's

[@beavergaming8055]

L0pp 0:44

[@beavergaming8055]

On neophytes 0l0😊😊op09lm😮😮k9lpp

[@beavergaming8055]

P 3:56 😊

[@juuicebocks]

I love the stanley parable easter egg! that brought back so many memories!

[@SpacefaringStranger]

I love how they created a VR version out of the original “Don’t Touch Anything” game which I really enjoyed watching all the different crazy endings.

[@thespoodster]

this is just a statement

[@zombiealive648]

Mark: "there's no way i can find all endings in one videos" Meanwhile Mark, 5 years ago, in the same game: *literally find all endings in 30 minutes in one video*

[@silentdragon547]

To be fair I remember him looking a fair bit of stuff up

[@captaincomet9963]

Also to be fair, I'm pretty sure this version has more endings

[@iatemycat5320]

@@silentdragon547 he did but lets admit it, those endings were hard as fuck

[@silentdragon547]

@@iatemycat5320 I mean true. It's just more forgettable when you walk through to it to be quite honest. it just would have taken significantly more time if he didn't look them up.

[@jjammmees]

I'll just go confess my love to Foxy.

[@noviolam2618]

Nothing was more hype than when Mark remembered Morse off the top of his head in the first game

[@theillusionist1494]

Just got around to this, and it makes me feel SO warm inside that, years after they released a game with an homage to the Stanley Parable, they remade it fully in 3D and actually GOT the original voice actor to return as the narrator for that segment

[@officeboi3728]

That has to be lixian for the “several brute force attempts later” voice

[@p0pe__]

time stamp?

[@iishilpisinhaii]

@@p0pe__ 11:15

[@yusufthegreat1232]

It kinda sounded like nerdfiction imo

[@yunoishi9073]

Video was edited by nerdfiction, so it probably was nerd

[@yusufthegreat1232]

@@yunoishi9073 It was done by all of them this time, which hasn't happened in a while! But ye, it's probably Nerd

[@DiamondRocksIt]

I love how 4 years later he still never figured GRYB your hammer was why the green, red, yellow, blue commotion worked lol

[@shruggah]

shh! He hear you

[@newniu1.0]

He hear you

[@xlemzy]

Okay seriously shut up, he finna figure it out, we can’t let that happen.

[@MondayZi]

He figured it out in the previous one 4 years ago lol

[@lssj3172]

It was green red blue blue before

[@allieekijaandtekyuekija1679]

13:32 STANLEY PARPDY REFERENCE YESSSSS

[@awoplol]

stanley parpdy

[@JARLTHEGREAT8]

stanley parpdy

[@oliviawantstodie]

starpdy parpdy

[@daffodiltheflower]

stanley parpdy

[@hecxhockgames4114]

Stanley parpdy

[@frecklesandfries9209]

Mark’s screwdriver sound imitation has no business being that cute

[@netaricker2343]

mark trying to communicate with that one hamster is the most adorable thing i've seen today

[@FERN.and.RYAN45]

Its a Guinea pig

[@RuminatingKiwi927]

Man, Markiplier really forgot so much about this game the last time he played.

[@randompersononline9532]

I mean it was a looong time ago and he's played thousands of games since

[@wizsword.]

He played it 5 years ago

[@midvamp]

id forget as well

[@RuminatingKiwi927]

@@wizsword. I just expected him to be so smart again like when he played it 5 years ago.

[@shadowkid7409]

9:55 having been born with this name, hearing it come from markipliers mouth at 3am in the morning as I fade from consciousness was certainly one of the most terrifying things I’ve experienced. In a brief moment of just immediate fear, it was like the universe was trying to tell me something. Then I went back 20 seconds and I found it was the universe; toying with me…

[@mr.w2047]

Mark: *Touches literally anything* Universe: what have you done.

[@standingonbusiness1441]

I’ll never recover from this

[@jjammmees]

I'm a crayon.

[@apesing7477]

Markiplier: "I am a god!" Also Markiplier: Finishes one ending.

[@rahantalukder797]

Lol

[@xxxyuri69]

Lol

[@KKKbbc]

Lol

[@redloona1085]

Lol

[@leon..732]

Laugh out loud

[@bananamilk2868]

it’s honestly so nostalgic seeing mark rediscovering all the answers to the puzzles 🌱

[@Novocane23]

UGHHH - another video that ends and is never returned to when I was enraptured... Please Mark, finish this game!!

[@WinterGamesYT]

I love how, while the city is exploding, the room just shakes slightly

[@Swigiggity]

Mark, play SCP: Labrat. It’s like containment breach but in VR. It’s also free.

[@askeleton6240]

Employee: "don't touch anything" Mark: (laughs in touches everything)

[@jameswent48]

Thanks captain obvious.

[@lowqualitybait2370]

@@jameswent48 bruh who hurt you. Stop spamming every comment with that lmao

[@joselagos3904]

@@jameswent48 hey bro

[@totsy_meow]

@@jameswent48 Thanks for ruining the comment

[@Gravgon]

"Stanley in fact never made another Don't Touch Anything 3D Video, The end"

[@misaandjelkovic8043]

I swear every Markiplier VR video start of with: "I have hands..?"

[@D.M.C100]

😂😂😂

[@myadavisloolooland8447]

I know right heheheh

[@grimkreeper598]

I wish he'd look around when he get's an ending, In the one where the world splits open half of the room is gone, But he doesn't turn around to see it

[@Darthmire_]

Alternate title: mark forgets everything about the original game

[@emirkomutan4212]

18:39 Papers,please this doom guy stole my passport jorji dont lie

[@matthewmessenger8546]

"No one man should have all that power" -Kanye West -Markiplier

[@Nietabs]

Who's in Paris?

[@andrewcreamer9849]

@@Nietabs who wants to be in Paris?

[@andrewcreamer9849]

Because mark can be in Paris at this moment no?

[@gman2801]

This might not be a coincidince

[@vasting9829]

13:26 Loved the callback to The Stanley Parable there. I really enjoyed watching Mark's playthrough of that game back in the day. It's a shame that they never made a sequel.

[@chipwhich]

The stanley parable is def one of my favorite games

[@Darkskull1128]

They're working on a complete remake of the game that's literally years in the making and should hopefully be released soon. It's called Stanley Parable: Super Deluxe Edition

[@AbdellatifMohamed]

Now you can get all the sequels you want

[@ametrime4754]

Ultra deluxe 👀

[@RoseBerry1995]

“Stanley parable?” THIS BROUGHT BACK SO MANY MEMORIES

[@chipwhich]

SAME IT MADE ME SO HAPPY

[@edwardboydell5626]

i also started smiling when i heard the narrators voice :)

[@handfulmousefly]

Man, that takes me back

[@Disearned]

It makes me want to go back and watch the Stanley parable videos again

[@areyouscaredyet8492]

Same The moment he got the name card all the memories came back

[@err_4045]

Mark: I will make another video soon, don't tell me anything in the comments 7 months later Viewers: I wonder when the next part will come out.

[@Outcast_1001]

just posted the same comment

[@Lilythetcccreference]

It's been a year now :(

[@daffodiltheflower]

@@Lilythetcccreferencetwo years later…

[@flashkirby101]

It's been 2 years now. 🤨

[@LilRedDeath]

“To Be Continued” 1 month later: still nothing

[@carlospeltier2957]

Two months later…

[@hadizabihi8128]

Now it's two and a half

[@mathiashahn2459]

3 months later…

[@imthebestmayne122]

@@mathiashahn2459 Another game joins Markiplier's echelon of Amazing unfinished games.

[@mathiashahn2459]

@@imthebestmayne122 😪

[@semajjarrett3877]

"You've got to have an education to run this machine" Mark, who's technically an engineer: 1:36

[@WFoxPlays]

I couldn't help but laugh at this comment

[@messyalien5164]

Could have been... He could have been an engineer

[@messyalien5164]

@Raspian Kiado true, he is good. even though he isn't an engineer, he'd make a pretty good one

[@matthewboire6843]

I didn’t he had the education to be an engineer.

[@bottlefloater5013]

Mark: where's our music Me: gets a spotify add

[@rexsadarrel1309]

0:27 that laugh😂

[@Graphics_Card]

Everyone: Don’t touch anything Mark: *My goals are far beyond your understanding*

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear g

[@Graphics_Card]

@@AxxLAfriku ok so random

[@ellithejoker1046]

@@AxxLAfriku I know I shouldn’t give you attention, but dude you legit built like a stickman. Your legs and arms lookin' like baguettes, a little bit of wind and your whole structure falls apart.

[@caniget10ksubswithnovideos47]

Very true actually!

[@isopropylalcohol470]

Yeah true actually lol

[@Nigeriaman-dsss]

Drawing in vr game: exists Literally any and every youtuber: *hehe pp*

[@tekashimaahshiha647]

funny pp

[@valdericecosta3636]

You mean just everybody ever

[@IgroSome]

@@valdericecosta3636 every male ever

[@alien7628]

@@IgroSome nah just anyone

[@IgroSome]

@@alien7628 mostly males but yea

[@cdxhfg]

Mark: adds a line an door for detail when the alien cut the city Everyone: doesn't notice it

[@mrsynge00]

Guy: Don't touch anything. Mark: would be a shame if someone CLICKED THIS BIG RED BUTTON >:)

[@SuperionStudios]

17:29 the fact Lixian made the line from the UFO laser beam on Mark’s door is so cool. Lixian is awesome at this

[@Nobel-1384]

Pay some respect for Lixian.👏👏👏

[@DeathlyTombstone]

You should look around behind you when you activate events, the environment changes.

[@shaggysstand4341]

Didnt ask

[@spike120]

@@shaggysstand4341 shut up

[@MrGowose]

@@shaggysstand4341 Okay but like why are there people like you in the world like what the hell? They just gave a tip to Mark. Calm down and stop being an asshole.

[@zardus8352]

@@shaggysstand4341 and who asked you to say that?

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

@@shaggysstand4341 didn’t ask

[@Toddwith1D]

"don't touch anything." Mark: "laughs evily

[@RedDragonZ81]

Guy: Dont TOUCH anything Mark: Touch everything? got it.

[@itsme.yagirl4134]

that is exactly how he took it

[@aric1201]

19:16

[@crestedgecko2718]

“Don’t touch anything” Mark: *You can’t tell me what to do…*

[@tran1000]

First how many subscribers I can get from this comment

[@deadlykitten3004]

momento mori

[@crestedgecko2718]

@@deadlykitten3004 same to u man

[@bigfatbub]

Memento mori

[@wuz9plus10]

@@tran1000 none

[@KonroMan]

I can believe that Mark would destroy the world over and over again just for a few awards.

[@christophercornett9720]

But where's part 2? 3 years and we still don't have part 2 of this playthrough

[@fishman-gp1zj]

“Don’t worry about the panel” he says

[@gernil6216]

@zombieee I guess then

[@rootbeerpanda6182]

Hah *69*

[@chocolatethedog9857]

Brih

[@fabadan]

Lol

[@user-pf9vy1qf9f]

𝘖𝘏 𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖 𝘐 𝘚𝘈𝘐𝘋 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘙𝘌𝘊𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖

[@durskeeirumi]

the dude coming back in 15 seconds when markiplier doesnt touch anything: the dude when markiplier touches something: *Adios*

[@Legitguide]

Game: "Don't touch anything" Mark: proceeds to touch everything

[@Ok-fj7xx]

Yay yay for the next time I go get it lol 😂 lol lol 😂 is going on a big big red green green orange green green yellow brown orange 🍊 green

[@deadrussianliberal2897]

You nailed it, kid

[@lead_tv]

@@Ok-fj7xx hospital needed

[@Ok-fj7xx]

@@lead_tv I just don’t want to be able you can get a hold of you and your help and help me help you help me help for help me help you help

[@3173_Delta]

@@Ok-fj7xx Sir are you having a stroke? Call 911 maybe?

[@ametrime4754]

13:27 dude the stabley parable is like my hyperfixation rn and hearing the narrator almost made me cry IM SO HAPPY

[@akathissian]

Mark: hitting the table with the hammer me: **nervous sweating**

[@erinshipinski7332]

I was waiting for him to hit the button and start the blood baby fight

[@dylanbrewer8605]

@@erinshipinski7332 same

[@Puro2004]

@@erinshipinski7332 thats a spoiler

[@Puro2004]

@@erinshipinski7332 because you said the event

[@Ink_Melody]

@@Puro2004 it's not a spoiler if you see the first game play that Mark did haha

[@anubisawakened3250]

Love the references in this game. Anyone who's seen Wargames will get why "Joshua" was computer tones...

[@polybius223]

STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS, NOT TO PLAY.

[@marcmello3237]

Guy: You've gotta have an education to run this machine. Mark: ........Uhhh....

[@tearez13]

correction: you need an education to run the machine right

[@marcmello3237]

@@tearez13 You corrected your correction and that's make your reply so much better thank you.

[@RitoChip]

Mark: It's big brain time.

[@j3ss890]

"I WAS ALMOST AN ENGINEER, YOU KNOW"

[@marcmello3237]

@@j3ss890 A great line said by a great man

[@itzhallowv5574]

Markiplier: I'ma make another video on this and figure them all out! Also Markiplier: '11months later and still not a part two'

[@morosexualidiot]

make that 16

[@thediamondarcher2880]

I dont think he’s continuing this game, cause it was originally called “Dont Touch Anything 3D Part 1” and now it’s just “Dont Touch Anything 3D”.

[@awake392]

damn tht sucks bruh cuz i wanted to actually see a 2nd part

[@ivantan2841]

I wait 2 weeks for it to be a 1 episode game, well this stinks a little

[@doublekil669]

he doesn’t continue series like he used to :( i miss when he’d get super into a game and do 60 parts. there’s so many games i’ll never be able to play, that i loved watching him play

[@mrleaf6055]

@@doublekil669 i mean he has like 3 series going on rn and the powerwash simulator will have a lot of parts

[@doublekil669]

@@mrleaf6055 yeah he definitely does start a lot of series but he just doesn’t go entirely in depth with a lot of them unless it’s a ‘big’/popular game (RD2, RE8, Subnautica). he’s also been busy recently with the whole canada thing so i’m hoping he brings back Dont Touch Anything at least

[@MandoVR]

“What are you supposed to be?” *starts aggressively hitting with hammer*

[@user-pf9vy1qf9f]

𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊🤬🤬🎥🎥

[@joshualawrence3846]

@@user-pf9vy1qf9f delete your life account

[@joe_pinch]

@@joshualawrence3846 I’m using that line in the future

[@ungibungi520]

He hit everything but two things he should’ve hit

[@taylorowen9833]

I adore Lixian's edits, putting the laser scorch marks in Mark's room, for example.

[@ahmed4363]

WAIT HE DID

[@Ballisers]

18:07 bro got pulled into a domain expansion

[@TrueKingHollow]

10:27 I like how he hammered everything except for the screen

[@aaronhall7722]

No he just hit a lot of metal, he didn't even hit the button

[@TrueKingHollow]

@@aaronhall7722 XD lol yep

[@tudjamegprovidesinformatio2697]

@@TrueKingHollow also the computer was manufactured by IcBM lol

[@ChooChoo62]

DON'T. HIT. THE BUTTON.

[@tylerthecreatorshat]

Markiplier: “wait a minute, Is there something over there?” **Ominous Music** **2 seconds later** “ *Who da beppy is da puppy* “

[@queenthot1438]

Everyone in the comments is sleeping on that outro

[@FrogadierGeneral]

@@queenthot1438 I want to make a ringtone out of it...

[@jasonvoorheaves3209]

I don't have the words to describe how much I hate your name Mr/Ms Broth XD

[@tylerthecreatorshat]

@@jasonvoorheaves3209 lmao thank you 😌

[@wrldofluke9097]

Mark “April 3rd, 2021?” Looks at the calendar: Mark: *is totally oblivious to it being 2001* “April 3rd, 2021?”

[@leonardodragonn5954]

thats 11 September 2001 :)

[@minakothememequeen1281]

@@leonardodragonn5954 my god Markiplier did 9/11

[@Bongbongo]

@@minakothememequeen1281 the government has been censoring this for the longest. Literally 1984

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@Bongbongo aren't you the president?

[@Bongbongo]

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 not anymore that was 100 years ago bro im just swapping with my younger selves

[@idkwhattoputherentg]

13:52 stenly parabl easter egg

[@londonfair2922]

Mark calls 911 Phone: "911 whats your emergency" Mark: "I'm dying?" Phone: "hangs up" Mark: "hello? hello I'm dying?"

[@theoldnamesystemworkedbetter]

when the situation is so bad that 911 hangs up on you

[@ashtonwest9319]

we heard him, you dont have to repeat it

[@sparky3669]

yeah we watched the video

[@HappyHands.]

Plot twist.. the software actually dials 911 from your computer and you get fined

[@pl3459]

Hi dying, I'm gae.

[@LadyMauraM]

Game: "Don't touch anything!" Everyone along with Mark: *Maniacal laughter*

[@TheRealWolfCraft]

Yeah seems about a normal day on mark's channel

[@mrweebguy7418]

wuuuuuut duuuuuuu fubbernuck

[@takukumniefujiwanker1529]

Plot twist: You're working in chaos containment from Henry Stickmin games

[@funky_missy]

no way you are getting employed to work in the stanley parable

[@Just_A_Robloxxer]

True, i got all endings in henry stickmin i seen its just like same.

[@brookeworley5140]

I had this same thought!!

[@simonecasula2849]

4:28 evil purple guy be like:

[@datdragonboi9354]

Me: * getting ready for the intro* Mark: Uhhh Hi my name is mar- Me: Hello ev- oh…..

[@penguinkingification]

My name is Kevin and welcome to.....

[@PumpkinPatchKid]

"you have to have an education to run this thing" Mark: "a"

[@Battlefox64_RL]

It's *"E"*

[@justacrazyguy1929]

@@Battlefox64_RL "a" is spanish shitpost

[@Battlefox64_RL]

@@justacrazyguy1929 que?

[@Un_prønøunceable]

And here I thought Mark was done with his VR after the... *spider incident*

[@fallon-grey5896]

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT HAHAHAHAHA

[@Goatherd024]

I haven’t seen that yet

[@Goatherd024]

I’ve been watching for a while but I must’ve missed that video

[@KristinaPhoenix]

@@Goatherd024 its in one if the FNAF Help Wanted videos...i can't remember if it was with the halloween DLC or the "Nightmare" mode in the main game

[@dabman3481]

What wa that

[@fletzyproductions1190]

13:27 stanley parable narrator :D

[@MidnightBlackWings]

This literally makes me so happy. The original game was my first ever Markiplier video. This is what made me a fan of his, all those years ago. This video fills my heart ❤

[@CookiesAreGud]

aw that's cool!

[@SmoothTurtle840]

It definitely wasn’t my first, but definitely one of my favorites. The game is just so eerie but also intriguing.

[@iamnothere700]

That’s really cool!

[@missachua]

Not my first vid, but he was geeking out so much in that Let's Play, it's still definitely a favorite.

[@lezley8465]

Game: don't touch anything Mark: no, I -don't- think I will

[@itsphoenix2721]

Love ur pfp lol

[@FuryMcpurey]

@@Winterberg1748 it says "no, I think I will"

[@disobeyedtech]

Sirens overhead Mark: well that’s probably not good

[@AmberPfrommer-vt8md]

Mark please continue please don't touch anything

[@toomuchtimeonmyhands5116]

Mark: “That’s not like a saucer I’ve ever seen” Me: So you’ve seen one? 🤨

[@FitterGalaxy250]

Caught on 4K 😳

[@pixelgamelvr]

I don’t get it

[@jameswent48]

Thanks captain obvious.

[@dillpickle9438]

lol people replying "I dont get it" and " thanks captain obvious" very contradicting which is it then?

[@lockofthesamurai4317]

He is one

[@TheOneAndOnlyFroBoy]

omg the Stanley Parable part almost made me CRY I LOVE THAT GAME

[@JusTypical]

Stanley worked in an office where he was employee number 427. Yeah that voice took me back HARD.

[@lephalacat]

14:00 The small smile Mark makes while saying "...And then I did." in the Stanley ending... That's the light of happiness The Stanley Parable had brought to those who played it, and his smile made me feel so much nostalgia.