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[@Blurillaz]

This whole run: “This is bad” “Oh nevermind it’s good”

[@SgtPepper291]

It's good to be pessimistic because you're either right, or pleasantly surprised.

[@AnAverageBox]

Golf in a nutshell tbh

[@danielskidm3958]

that is truer than 1+1=2

[@LiteralIyRyanGosling]

Lmao so accurate😂😂

[@BrettReynolds55]

Yucky green. Three year olds have broader vocabularies.

[@austin5801]

This guy is like 1 for 32 on predictions. “That’s bad... no that’s good” “Ah that’s over the green... no wait... it’s on the green”

[@coreychildress156]

Why this man look like an actual mii character

[@bobalban3446]

Corey Childress that's for sure the secret to do this record

[@brertt8350]

Because mii characters are supposed to look like people

[@Goomba-ln8cw]

Corey Childress nah man the real question is why this green so yucky

[@josephbedford8404]

Corey Childress he looks like he guy of dumb and dumber

[@Pepilepsy]

Got the generic mii haircut too, rip

[@wawacat6568]

So, its 2 A.M., im having my maths exam tomorrow and I am watching a Wii Sports Golf Speedrun. Oh man. Life really is a miracle.

[@Dav3L]

How did u go on the exam?

[@-stormcloud]

prolly failed tbh.

[@Kamexe]

Dude me rn T.T

[@user-.--.-]

Lmao same I have a chem exam tomorrow

[@seitzisright8726]

What a time to be alive

[@jtmnavy]

You either beat the mii or live long enough to become one

[@219ms]

He beat it AND became one

[@teddthebusdriver]

Best comment in this section

[@WyWid]

Joker was so good he made me forget it was a Batman movie

[@omarzermeno4071]

This should have more likes

[@MINE_OK]

beat the miit

[@guillermogutierrez7544]

He can even make Wii sports stressful

[@jacobgutierrez752]

How do you speed run golf

[@zeroc977]

La Tortuga it was stressful. At least baseball was stressful. Game mode full of shit!

[@Jordan-om9xo]

I have many questions. 1: Why was this in my recommend? 2: Why can'y I stop watching this? 3: Why did I enjoy this so much?

[@TheZooropaBaby]

oh wait until you watch Darb playing Mario games

[@f1rebreather123]

Jordan Tillerson same question one year later

[@mrpenguin4350]

S A T I S F Y I N G

[@Mynameisntgenji]

Hieronymous Lex what the fuck?you don’t have to be an ass to him. Just ignore it

[@duckking09]

Who thinks "You know I want to get into speedrunning.." "Oh yeah what game?" "Wii Sports Golf"

[@SirTylerGolf]

Merfner thats what i did lol

[@brertt8350]

Tyler Millar cuz not many ppl do it so there’s less skill required

[@replacinq7343]

exactly he messed up so many times lmfao

[@CaptainKnight22]

Sir Tyler king

[@SirTylerGolf]

​@@brertt8350yeah, about that

[@lilbuck9842]

Nobody: This guy: this is a yucky green

[@glensnoir]

this yucky green. it's so yucky this green, i tell you. i tell you, it's so yucky

[@shanecurlee2692]

Hilarious

[@barbarictearemedy]

“This guy”

[@alexquinn2390]

Me before watching this video: "A golf game speedrun?" Me during this video: 0:43 2:31 4:47 9:16 9:55 10:05 11:03 Me after watching this video: 12:51

[@jacobedsell8850]

Athena that was an emotional rollercoaster

[@tabletopty]

This is my favorite comment ever

[@holdentaylor6036]

best comment of all time

[@spaghettiostan]

fuck yeah

[@bradleycross9935]

Greatest comment of all time

[@Secret-kk7oh]

*Plays Wii sports resort with one hand whilst sitting down*

[@4N9vxO3WnK]

*WITHOUT WEARING WRIST BAND*

[@YouSwellow]

ico living on the edge

[@sayamatz]

A T H L E T H I C C

[@frim3647]

But Johnny! You said the wii would get you active!

[@Secret-kk7oh]

Rober *Your

[@leequiruz4381]

Any% no wrist strap category?

[@gamergrill9629]

BreakYourTV% Speedeuns?

[@dankscarce]

Pieter Peter But the most rewarding one

[@broguy42069]

Lee Quiruz, underrated comment. 10/5 you won an internet (+1 internet)

[@LoganAIRBRN]

We avoided the yucky greens

[@Tjrose0484]

Crooked hairline and the gaming glasses. Of course he's gonna break video game records.

[@loveliescrushing]

Trevor Rosenberg that air cut is pretty popular nowadays

[@histnara4995]

• freecaio • yeah for vergins

[@coolgamerguy8653]

Trevor Rosenberg and the awesome shirt

[@jackrosenberg642]

That's hilarious!

[@h0welss]

@@histnara4995 believe it or not this guy actually isn't a virgin

[@jaunks]

Someone in the twitch chat said "No one on KZbin will watch this" *1 million+ views*

[@twitchy.1337]

10:49

[@HieronymousLex]

I really do hate the “hi KZbin” shit though. Bunch of narcissists trying to a get a little bit of attention in chat while someone is actually doing something worthy of attention. You have to be self obsessed to have your first thought be “I was here”

[@CayenneTurboDriver]

Weil, actually the one who wrote „No one on KZbin will watch this“ got much more attention in the end than one of those 629462 „Hi KZbin“-writers who nobody even reads their names...

[@vigorouspringle8962]

There are things in life that we never realized we needed this is one of those things

[@supernerdfriends2228]

"NICE SHOT!"

[@xianlucax9343]

GOOD BIRDIE

[@SpeedyD33]

"NICE APPROACH"

[@SkyNinja759]

We need Hugo from SSBM to play this game.

[@RedEyesDrago]

*_"NICE ON"_*

[@FreyaZeka]

" G G FAM BAM" is my favorite one.

[@darbian]

This was my game of choice for the 12 Hour Challenge ( pastebin.com/at6DkTCm ). This was a surprisingly fun speedrun to learn - it's interesting in the sense that literally no hole is a gimmie, so the runs will typically have lots of ups and downs which is nice for a change. Obviously there is still time to save, but you'll find that it's actually quite challenging to finish runs without making any significant mistakes. Additionally, since people keep asking, it is SLOWER to get a hole in one or chip-in on just about every hole due to the replay system. Even challenging putts can trigger a replay. Best to get close to the pin and then tap it in. Anyway, I highly recommend this speedrun if you're looking for something new to try.

[@eknaekner7940]

GREAT WORK DARBIAN U ARE NO 1. love you and love the fact u are back.

[@xordid]

Will you try GiveUp% category? Kappa

[@JPowz]

darbian A

[@xholy_sm0k3s17]

Holy shit that was wild. Well done!

[@LoekTheKing]

It's very relaxing to watch this run, thanks Darb

[@antraxteck]

This shit was more intense than I expected

[@LWiLLi]

5:00 too much in the juice department

[@huhbobsaget]

Levi Williams thank you I rewatched this video weeks later just for that sentence.

[@huhbobsaget]

I quote this in real life and no one understands.

[@SweezoFilm]

10:48 “Nobody on KZbin will watch this” lmfao

[@rikerhanning6479]

Historic Player 1.1 million views

[@yaboyaustin5477]

I was just about to add this too

[@ArsonKillzEm]

Historic Player I'm so late lmao

[@Superman37891]

Sweezo I didn’t hear that anywhere near 10:48 in the video or his timer. Then I saw the comments

[@vincentbassman]

i saw that too

[@_YOUNG_WHEEZY_]

Doctor: You have 12 minutes and 32 seconds to live Me:

[@lowercasebeef371]

Ugh 😑

[@gaster_]

sorry the video is longer than that you wont see the end ;)

[@beaney56]

Hold my beer lol.

[@anonymoususer9837]

And you never know you did it, not even for a hundredth of a second.

[@angrypotato569]

Most holes "I messed this up" nek minute, shot was perfect...

[@didnensksrjd5931]

“It’s gonna be a yucky green”

[@wanyrog5896]

Thats a yucky comment

[@viliamiu.6221]

“Too much in the juice department”

[@Sicaoisdead]

this guys livin the life. sittin down, playin gold, shades on, not a worry in the world.

[@johnharrison3086]

I stand my by philosophy that if you want to be competitive at a speedrunning a game, DO NOT choose a game Darbian plays.

[@johnharrison3086]

I know he isnt the best at this game, but if he sat down and wanted to WR. it would just be a matter of time.

[@johnharrison3086]

Tyler Millar that's why I said if he dedicated the time to it.

[@stellioh4801]

Except Mario games

[@Rukir]

In the midst of these gaming legends having internationally famous speedruns proven fake, it's nice to know that we can sit back and watch darbian play some golf

[@anthony7960]

Rukir lolol

[@Sam-py9qq]

Which ones?

[@fnhvr]

You never watch me play golf rukir

[@julesr973]

So my life consists in watching speedrun of Golf game

[@tchaipo9179]

Projet J I feel you bro

[@slimedits]

Projet J same here

[@xelhaku]

And you like it. Good for you

[@mracorn2669]

Not just a golf game but a Wii golf game

[@GamerX998]

Life well spent.

[@axlsebastian3710]

4:40 Announcers : Great Shot Darbian : No, that was bad 😂😂😂

[@LuiGGy3459]

Darbian later: acctually its ok...

[@Corrupted]

Speedrunning a wii game, what a lad

[@patientzeropoint5271]

How many people speedrun this game? 2?

[@esopix4055]

R. C. Think about it: You can be in the top 3 pretty easily. ^ _^

[@Alaskaxp2]

15 atm

[@Bspammer]

" Lol shut up loser and stop projecting your feelings onto me." The words of someone who is mad

[@goofyboi1505]

brad hoke looks like someone has a small pecker

[@oliverlewis8772]

brad hoke Yet you're watching a 10+ minutes vid on speed running? Edit: and sensitive isn't spelled with 3 fucking e's

[@radaf4429]

Golf cart exceeding speeds of 350 mph

[@somethingsurvivalandgames8498]

Adam Rox lol!

[@cosmicjenny4508]

Amazing! I always used to swing and hope for the best, nice to see that there is actually some method to playing, after all these years. Keep it up, Darb!

[@teriww]

FUCKING STOP THIS IS CONCERNING ME LEAVE PLEASE

[@cosmicjenny4508]

+Neebah Dude, I've been into speedrunning for years. Shhhh.

[@SCRPYTHELORD]

Evan Blenkinsopp me and my friends always considered this cheating

[@spacejay89]

Evan Blenkinsopp J

[@myself915]

Someone in the chat at 9:03 predicted Summoning Salt's video.

[@parison4254]

The most casual speedrun world record held by any man

[@EM-mm1mc]

Lol true

[@SirTylerGolf]

Yeah except wr was yikes then

[@dionwithyaboy]

This is or the best or the worst speedrun game ever

[@Tinskap]

Dion B Pretty good speedrun game tbh.

[@Piddles1]

Am I the only one who actually played wii not sitting down just flicking my wrist for every game?

[@toxicatedmemes3529]

Piddles McGee Lol when I played his I would stand up and swing it like a golf club

[@tad6885]

ToxicatedMemes You mean like the way you’re supposed to?

[@andrewdyke5561]

Nope i actually play

[@austin5801]

No I think the average person likes to feel more proactive when they play Wii. I like to stand.

[@camc1214]

Took Darb a week to WR a game he never played.... GOAT

[@michrisoft]

It's wii sports? There was probably like 1 other person attempting it

[@Alaskaxp2]

15*

[@SirTylerGolf]

Yeah, the sequel to the second best selling game of all time, and 1 person is trying to be fast at it, wrong

[@SirTylerGolf]

BR Evan lol even better, thought it was second

[@Rahat-tw8vg]

Tyler Millar yea it is GTA V is first Wii sports is #2

[@patonkendall8197]

Guy at 10:49 in the chat: "no one on youtube will watch this" 2.2 million people: "am I a joke to you?"

[@temporality_]

Her: Im into guys who take risks. Him: I dont wear a wrist strap while playing golf in Wii Sports Resort.

[@musiscarrinu3470]

Me: I took my wrist strap off my wiimote and threw it out

[@aiyoungboy4484]

Haha I like how his heart rate went over 100 once he got to h16

[@dpatts]

"You can tell it's a yucky green because of the way it is"

[@robertomerino3149]

David Patterson kzbin.info/www/bejne/fp6We6Kad7dgrNU

[@Freddiebensonfan27]

Darbian’s Mario Bros record is weak and puny when compared to this amazing achievement.

[@jean-baptistesay6941]

10:52 “no one on youtube will watch this” Uh, sure about that one???

[@TheG_Boy]

I love how everyone is roasting him

[@chicobob648]

G_Boy I don’t blame them, like who the fuck wears Gunnar Optics while playing wii golf lmao.

[@Bandit4557]

Well, apparently people who break records wear gunnar optics.

[@piousseph6219]

Bet some 8 year old who no lifes Wii sports golf has demolished the record and none will ever know

[@sethmoneygetter]

I mean, 8 year olds have nothing better to do

[@Juan_Carl0s]

T H I R D G R A D E N I G G A S

[@inception1695]

Shut up idiot Ronri Samurai

[@SirTylerGolf]

Um... that might be me... 10:40 lol

[@tev5040]

Tyler Millar kid, nice try

[@alanerwin6156]

WHY HE SITTING DOWN PLAYING GOLF THO

[@skyomedy3617]

LayingSomePipe ig stability

[@Xiphactinus]

He's a large boi

[@herosuperman1826]

**UPDATE** For all you guys who are wondering if he still has wr, well, it has been beaten by 11 seconds by Alaskaxp2 I guess this category is all of a sudden being played a lot after Darbian gets a wr

[@KyivMapping]

Hero Superman No, Alaska is a Wii Sports Resort speedrunner, he has been speedrunning it for a while now.

[@SirTylerGolf]

Now the record is 11:31, on my channel if you wanted to know

[@willowandluka5302]

So many people ridiculing people who speedrun lmao. I can respect and appreciate people who speedrun because they may play obscure games sometimes, but they’re pretty damn good at them. But people shouldn’t ridicule someone for how they play games. Some people go for achievements, some people speedrun, some people do random made up challenges, and some people play just for fun. Like get over it, this guy plays wii golf, so what?

[@thedarkroy1794]

Shut up dumbass

[@millertimeast]

Really. Shouldn’t ridicule? I’m pretty sure the majority of speed runners are losers that still live at there parents house past the age of 22 and just maybe work shitty McDonald’s jobs, and literally do nothing but eat, sleep maybe a couple hours a night, but most of the time pull all nighters, go to the bathroom eather in the toilet or in a bottle next to them because they can’t “leave there stream” or the “run is to good”. Like speed running looks fun because they make it look fun, but in reality they make it look fun because that’s all they do is play 12+ hours a day. They all need to get friends and have lives and not rot away playing one game 12 hours a day, and one day be amazing at it and get world records but how is that beneficial? It literally isn’t it just leaves them more and more unsatisfied, hence then they keep on playing 12 hours a day, never being truly happy with themselves, just borderline torturing themselves

[@kobalt8845]

@@millertimeast Wow youre a massive legend arnt ya

[@ChrisssirhC]

@@millertimeast did you just write an essay ranting about speedrunners?

[@TigWelder]

@@millertimeast imagine wrighting a paragraph on KZbin

[@hstorm218]

“That green is so yucky.”

[@karlovcg1823]

watching you speedrun this was one of the most enjoyable experiences I've ever had on Twitch. Thank you and congrats

[@darbian]

I had a lot of fun as well. I'll likely try some of the other variations of this

[@MarkCisnGame]

10:49 >no one on KZbin will watch this >135,000 views

[@michaelschalk4718]

Sorensic Holy crap it's almost at 1M

[@lukebluske]

Sorensic he's the super Mario bros speed run champ. He's already a gaming celebrity. I'm turning this poor Wii golf round off. I'm much better and faster than this guy. I'm just not already a gaming celebrity.

[@spike6192]

Luke Bluske you should be a gaming celebroty

[@lukebluske]

Spike Gamz212 🤣😂

[@mew4345]

>1.1 Million Viewz

[@kirjian]

Darbian is left handed? I can't stop loving this man

[@Will-kl5ri]

Why did I just watch this

[@jonasibiza6416]

Because it's amazing

[@FinnJohnson]

this is exactly what I expect a Wii golf speedrunner to look like.

[@brycehickenbottom7686]

Y U C K Y G R E E N

[@brudbrud9137]

And I thought the getting kicked out of club penguin speed run was good

[@oohplah]

dad_on_saturday.mp4

[@shaggydog8129]

Oohplah LMAO I remember my dad playing this every Saturday morning.

[@hexie6520]

Oohplah gay nerds fighting

[@Lycanzoid]

Comment reply fucker

[@alyzsnyzs4701]

"Great shot!" "No that was bad."

[@rmschad5234]

"Too much in the juice department" Definitely using this, both in game and to describe the whiskey sour I'm drinking rn.

[@iWearCapeIRL]

The heartrate is so cool

[@johnmemer3408]

omg I needed in my childhood when I played Wii one million tries to beat this... Darbian needs 12:32 minutes.

[@cunc3040]

12 minutes 32 seconds minutes

[@ShmankyTube]

I need to respond to the Hi KZbins: Hi melman41 Hi largealpaca Hi abomb413 Hi aleuser Hi crimsonchin15 Hi myrmion Hi rocknryan91 Hi calebhub514 Hi iyev Hi deadman651 Hi k4icio Hi fichaelblack Hi suturos42 (OK... there are way more than I thought there would be)

[@Wtahc]

Shmanky Haha!

[@Koogai]

Don't forget the "that was it" guy

[@SpeedyD33]

You forgot 1 Hi perfectquest

[@wipeoutjack209]

YOU FORGOT ME 9:40

[@Youtubeuser797]

Koogai Me :)

[@gxngxbdu]

"summoning salt: wii golf" Dude was ahead of his time

[@bendyandoscarthedandy2361]

Darbian:*plays wii sports resort seated* Me: *IMPOSSIBLE*

[@alejandroandrade9890]

Never clicked a video so fast in my life

[@trickyplays_deluxe]

Vassily el Genio Abueloncho Me neither

[@Recarsonated]

the stream was fun darb, finally didnt miss a wr, and that hole 16 was just F A B U L O U S

[@BAIGAMING]

I don't think I've ever seen a "sports" game speedrun, great job on it. Man, now I think to myself that a Hot Shots Golf/Everyone's Golf speedrun would be badass - too bad it's not that big of a genre or series.

[@romajimamulo]

BAI GAMING I mean, there's at least 3 games in it, that's pretty good

[@Gumbocinno]

Every stroke - "Oh no I screwed up....oh it's fine" "Oh my god I shouldn't have done tha- oh it's fine" "This isn't good, the ball is gonna end up- oh it's fine"

[@soulslayer434]

New World Record is Sir_Tyler 10:14 Check His Channel: kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5PEkqh9oraJo68&t

[@SirTylerGolf]

👍

[@TheOfficialCzex]

*Swings too hard without wrist strap, slinging remote into TV screen*

[@ATOMICxYOSHI]

So this is what Jim Carey is doing nowadays

[@joeym5243]

I actually just recently watched the former wr, and was hoping to maybe try this speedrun. Long live motion controls!

[@lucass3485]

"yo dude wanna chill before you go speedrun mario 1" Darbian "yea I have 15 min lets play some wii golf or something"

[@Lovuschka]

"18 holes speedrun" - and I thought I was on a family friendly website...

[@Gamesforus1]

Darbian has perfected the art of air bending, and has decided to use his powers to become the ultimate golfer

[@Astral_Ocelot]

i want this at gdq to hear the golf claps

[@LoganAIRBRN]

I was finally in stream for a world record thank god

[@QuinnCoulombe]

Doctor: You only have 14 minutes and 23 seconds to live Me:

[@jemimalmay]

this is a wholesome video that I'm glad popped up in my recommended

[@s.Walton]

u should be known as the king of video games

[@throwaway4148]

Todd Rogers is the King of Video Games, so no.

[@MrYoYoBoBoChaddyInsaneZhangII]

Throw Away pls be sarcastic

[@Jacob-yt3yi]

Throw Away after getting exposed about faking his runs? Smh

[@bonproductions5535]

no, he didn’t start his putts in second gear

[@nnamdi8775]

More like the "God of Video Games"!

[@cristianarreola8582]

Love to see history being made, but there's always room for improvement.

[@josiahkaufman393]

Cristian Arreola this is not history

[@cristianarreola8582]

Joseph Kaufman I consider world records history.

[@Kyle_Godfrey111]

Cristian Arreola 😑😑😑 no it’s not

[@cristianarreola8582]

Optic ForSyth In the Kirby 20th Anniversary Collection on Wii, there's a timeline of historical events with all the years Kirby games came out. Historical events include Olympic dates, Presidential elections, and world records like the biggest lollipop to name a few. (please excuse the silly logic)

[@norgan5064]

Joseph Kaufman yes the fuck it is

[@colesilva7732]

I don’t even know what jelster means

[@cosmicjenny4508]

+Cole Silva It's been like a year and a half, and I _still_ don't even know what Jelster means...

[@4N9vxO3WnK]

This is it, it's either going to happen or it's not going to happen.

[@denummer1261]

seriously, what does jelster mean???

[@danepotmo2513]

From the Mario video? I recall that exchange

[@spicyvro]

Probably some term competitive wii sports players use. So only this guy would know

[@youtubeblows]

clicked because i thought it was Vector in the thumbnail *stayed because this is better than the PGA*

[@vlisto3712]

This is possibly the most obscure speedrun I have ever seen. I love it.

[@xMOONBANDITx]

ON THE GREEN

[@socool2122]

NICE SHOT

[@juampan]

Yesenia SOLID SHOT!

[@diabl2master]

GREAT ON!!!!

[@mrorris88]

NICE APPROACH!

[@masterpotatokitten2263]

Did I really just watch some nigga speed run golf in Wii sports

[@Alaskaxp2]

It’s Former World Record now...

[@jeremyrasemas7989]

Somewhere, a silent Mumbo is watching this from his redstone cave...

[@tehbierly___3049]

And here I find myself watching wii sports speedruns at midnight

[@fluffymoist7780]

They really do have a speedrun for everything

[@spencerthespek6305]

13:04 *slowly watching the heart beat go down*

[@JJFOX55]

How does Darbian SPLIT?!?! It's so frame perfect but I never see him do anything, foot pedal?

[@etcettylovesyoudood]

It's a foot pedal. If you go into his twitch page and type !footpedal in the chat it should send you the link for the one he uses.

[@fluffyninja3467]

So when he meets the criteria of a point in a speedrun, he hits the foot pedal and it acts as a stopwatch sort of thing?

[@etcettylovesyoudood]

Yep. It's just a simple transcribers usb foot pedal that has, like, 3 different buttons to press. darb made it to where pressing one of the buttons does a split. He also has a button on there for undoing a split if he splits early, and maybe resetting the time(?). Not too sure on that last one.

[@AidanFilms]

This guys is the best for still nerding out over Wii Sports! XD

[@OAleathaO]

What's funny is I hate golf irl or even watching irl golf on TV but I can play this game all night long and be entertained. lol

[@gueeko2961]

And we are in 2018 GLOF

[@lunar7915]

O N T H E G R E E N SwiftRage

[@christiansargent6053]

Lunar Eclipse SwiftRage? Stfu you're not funny

[@thebadassguy9773]

Probably the only holes he'll see in his entire life

[@benmilburn5167]

The badass guy proper virgin

[@forsaken95]

Dude is wearing Gunnar Optics to get the edge over the other Wii golf athletes; well played, you deserve the belt, Olaf VanUddermilker.

[@chriskendall1619]

I like how even a game made to get people active gets turned into a guy wasting his life