12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams

[@sennasenna6023]

“We’re really focusing on younger women” shit had me rolling

[@StreakyBaconMan]

It was the "Scouts say blondes more at risk, may need multiple checkups" text down the bottom that got me

[@JohnnyJohnstonÖ]

Shit had me dying of cringe 😂

[@alienpopcorn3417]

Lmao

[@fitterscroll7177]

😂😂

[@ltbubbas]

they have the most ahead of them

[@brindlebriar]

The mouth is actually more sensitive even than the fingertips, so leading experts in Europe have begun using their lips and tongue now to search for lumps.

[@MichaelBYeaThatsMe]

Thank goodness

[@OfficialKMAClub]

That is incredibly courageous. The real women of the world are helping so many patients.

[@democratictotalitariansoci1462]

breaking news- some experts have found that sleeping pills lower the anxiety during the exam. especially if given without consent.

[@K4inan]

@M Sagri I know. That's why I said btw in case people believed him.

[@scottcorwin3483]

I was not aware of this, thanks for the tips

[@silly_7555]

“We’re mainly focused on younger women cause older women know this stuff already” Smooooth

[@parkersorensen7602]

Facts😂🤣

[@lukehuang7821]

Literally.

[@adamyoutube281]

@@Raging-Lion They are talking about old old.

[@tzviperlman27]

Facts 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@OrionHartwick]

Creeps

[@charliedillon1400]

I love how they quantify that the basement is a legit exam spot because it's carpeted.

[@bmo14lax]

It's my favorite part

[@RichoRosai]

Not what quantify means

[@jakeschill9239]

Qualify

[@iambread2914]

@@RichoRosai quantify over qualify

[@hundvd_7]

@@iambread2914 Except in this case it's *_clarify_*

[@aimz7894]

“Sign me up boys” The boys:”Actaully no older Woman”

[@randomfreeboi]

Lmao

[@oooooooooooo2332]

NL-pajitsu they were all like inside their minds: - we are not interested in elderly "boobs"

[@JeremyGalloway]

They actually invited her first, so I’m pretty sure she still makes the cut.

[@Joseph-rx9tp]

I think they were talking about grannies. Tracy should definitely come to the basement.

[@lks9988]

That's a lotta damage

[@AdarshKumar-nj7rp]

The kids have really given a great performance. They awkwardly stutter and fidget like they are giving the interview for the first time without any rehearsal.

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

Ikr, I can’t even do a good voice over

[@napoleon3026]

Perhaps that's what they were told To not prepare too hard

[@jorge9199]

@Guy Smith You can't.

[@grant9005]

wouldnt most people be like that anyway

[@craigcrissman4651]

@Guy Smith then thats still good direction

[@samofah]

Faith in humanity restored...i cant believe they're only 12....so selfless,thoughtful and giving!

[@EazyFree]

Sam Amofah Hate to break it to you...

[@maxim9280]

me too, I admire them profoundly!

[@randomdude9217]

It fake

[@99bits46]

AHHAHAHAH

[@meme_king6534]

lol

[@adendodson6843]

Ferb, I know what we're going to do today

[@abcdtemp]

_[softly]_ *Don't.*

[@NicksBikes]

YOU WIN THE INTERNET

[@jobansand]

Oh my god

[@contentcashew18]

Oh god please no.

[@hunteralvarez9142]

Hahahahahah

[@bayufadhilla8685]

Lady: "Wow you must've done a lot of research" Boyscout: "Yea it's all over the internet"

[@SPLITSO]

Ok

[@XxRaceRCxX]

Ok

[@camulodunon]

No need for more than one "ok", folks

[@AreyemMeyera]

Ok We need one every year

[@momozkichutney]

Ok

[@benjamineliasson5798]

The slides are killing me 😂 ”scouts say the idea came to them while at local pool”

[@drshrimp2757]

"Blondes at higher risk"

[@camulodunon]

Zero replies in 2 years despite 2 thousand likes. Weird indeed.

[@kimbev1969]

Hmm where are they now?

[@bnizzle8500]

"Scouts says blondes at highest risk" too funny.

[@waspoppin4784]

B Nizzle kek

[@bnizzle8500]

Huh what's kek?

[@DatBoiMikey]

B Nizzle Kek=lol

[@ChickentNug]

B Nizzle world of warcraft nerd’s version of lol

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

Kek

[@unknownseizure]

Imagine what it would have been like for the crew hiring the kids "Hey can we have your kid pretend to be a breast examiner in our news show?"

[@cowboymooman8776]

"are we going to get paid?" "Nope!" "Sign me up!"

[@whengrapespop5728]

It would be in the role descriptions

[@RyomenHeian]

børnene svare helt klart ja

[@wearytrader535]

Pretend?

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

Probably kids of the staff, pretty tiresome to explain it to parents lol

[@sohailstarpower8658]

“Scouts say blondes at highest risk, may need multiple checkups” I’m dying bro

[@Billbo_swagins]

Yes

[@Billbo_swagins]

Poor blondes they should come down to the basement for some extra check up time

[@tlg_._]

@@Billbo_swagins i-

[@nate_storm]

@jacob Ruiz Thank you for restating the joke to us

[@walterclements7968]

@@Billbo_swagins they're lucky to have these kids

[@PorterDansie]

Imagine asking 12 year olds to be the actors for this 😂

[@alecity4877]

They put it as voluntary, the young teens you see there went for it, the onion didn't search for them.

[@dangeroussneeze66]

Porter T. Dansie they were naturals

[@emfraridades7261]

Well, at 12 i was exactly like the kid on the left hahaha.. Lil perv

[@trinityvanmeter8159]

Porter T. Dansie lol at first I thought it was real until I saw the website photos so yeah

[@snowboardinop]

1000th like let’s gooo

[@inklink6270]

Somewhere, in a universe out there, The Onion is a respectable news outlet and this is a real broadcast

[@MrMeme-vt9qf]

It's shrek approved

[@inklink6270]

@@MrMeme-vt9qf Indeed

[@maverickv7610]

I was on Reddit and read a story about a man who relied on the Onion for 10 years! 10 years straight of that being his only news source! I don’t know how he did that.

[@inklink6270]

@@maverickv7610 How the hell lol. I wonder how he compares it to normal news outlets. Would you happen to have a link, good sir?

[@maverickv7610]

InkLink I’ll see if I can find it. It was about a month ago but I’ll look for it.

[@tacticalpotato5665]

This is the definition of "it's for scientific purposes"

[@halcyon_echo42]

"For the sake of health and wellness, of course"

[@votefraudjoe997]

For Academic Purposes

[@abandonedchannel72929]

for the well-being of the community

[@jackd5181]

“Looked all over the internet to find good websites” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@YesImJoey]

Cuts to wikihow

[@jackd5181]

James that’s the joke

[@aboriginalmorganfreeman5061]

Ph

[@JoshuaSouthgate]

These kids have to be a joke😂

[@bruhmoment2922]

Jack De Livera “oh yeah these ones were really good”

[@sadieabbott4986]

Wait if this is fake then what 12 year old boy checked mine??

[@hrts4bbear]

Uh oh

[@voidren.._.5113]

lmfao

[@StetsonBerry]

10,000 subscribers no vids r/noshitsherlock

[@arpitdas4263]

It was a mistake Ma'am I swear

[@Gremlor]

Thanks for the pics, Karen.

[@danielwalker2381]

“They’ll call us and we’ll go to their house anytime”...

[@Uxoriouswidow]

How sweet of them to be on call like that!

[@neocant5229]

Those kids were so shady, it was in their basement or st the girls house, only on young women and of all things they choose breast exams

[@candbotchan257]

Lute Bear Please tell me this is a joke

[@candbotchan257]

Ark Technical If it is a joke then I’m sorry, because I was genuinely asking. I can tell that the comment by David is a joke instantly, but Lute Bear’s comment is a lot more subtle.

[@danielwalker2381]

David Haddad I love how your last name is the last name of my sister’s husband

[@AManavian]

These kids are now 27 yrs old, and are probably volunteer gynecologists...keep up the good work guys!

[@caliqm2199]

Volunteers?My God,they're not even charging money. Truly selfless.

[@hansmohammed5486]

Now they are helping children too! 🥰

[@annnyakundi1185]

"We're mainly focusing on younger women because older women know this stuff already." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jiujitsu94]

best

[@Interestingworld4567]

What a savage

[@MiniNinja258]

Wow

[@celialabarbera1932]

Yeah that’s not suspicious

[@jennygreat4846]

Ann NY a kind I he said "younger woman" both times. 😂

[@BruceWayne-eq1qi]

This is definitely the troop that Greg Heffley joined

[@epicbread1310]

bruh

[@OrionHartwick]

F

[@archiejaques4913]

Lmfao

[@geepadoodle]

this deserves so many more likes

[@cadenschacht5660]

yes

[@dylmwidner]

Haha they had me at 'send in your pics'. Good god these kids are smart as hell. Best sketch ever.

[@thebabycow]

Gone by 'we'll do it in our basement'

[@Kihidokid]

Thank god you understand its a sketch

[@nunchuckduck3843]

Jak Johnson this isn't real...

[@Tatertots.]

Jak Johnson r/woooosh

[@minecraftshieldworshiper7776]

One of the kids' older brother made that website tho.

[@midbell]

1:40 when she said she does it in the shower and the kid moved his legs together has me deaddd

[@pargolf3158]

@Mid Bell - Yup I saw that

[@declanlambert7023]

It really restores my faith in humanity knowing that kids this generation are putting the time and effort into extensive research just so that they can help the uninformed. Its kids like these that will create a better future for us all

[@Adrian-rp8do]

I actually went to there lab to get a exam and it was very professional. they had a room where you can take your shirt off and get ready for the exam so when I came out they told me that they needed to touch my breast so I let them since they are professional so about an hour later they were done with their exam and told me that I was breast cancer free so I went back into the room to put my bra off and I left my shirt off (because it was hot) so I was walking to my car and my boyfriend starts saying that he didn't like it and that they weren't really professional so we get into an argument and he said that he's breaking up with me cause I was a "whore" for getting the exam and for going out late with my pimp so I start crying and he drives off so I go back to their lab and ask them if I could use there phone to call my pimp but they didn't have a phone but they offered me an exam for prostate cancer for free so happily ablge so 10/10 good service

[@kunfang5604]

What the fuck?

[@polishcow7193]

@@Adrian-rp8do ok atleast this is a joke unlike the comment u replied to...

[@Grizzly01]

@@polishcow7193 Are you really sure about that, Ab? Really?

[@polishcow7193]

@@Grizzly01 u think this is real news it's ment to be a joke

[@Mikeological]

When I was in boy scouts, the scoutmaster personally taught me how to perform a testicular exam.

[@amcg5487]

Wait a second...

[@themessenger2948]

Well mine taught me how to do prostate exam. Luckly, I didn't have to do one.😁

[@adamh951]

Hold up

[@jyamez9069]

Oh

[@IvanaSantini]

I hate how loud I actually laughed at this loll

[@jazzadieu]

Bruh imagine teaching 12 year olds these scripts 😂😂

[@justinfilipovic8939]

That's nothing compared to imagining ppl teaching the scripts to the child actors on shows like SVU

[@batt3ryac1d]

It probably took a lot of takes between the giggling.

[@thetechnocrat6388]

@@wallacedeveer077 cool

[@shinji5217]

@@justinfilipovic8939 damn... does it at least raise awareness on the problems?

[@maxanderson6216]

Bruh imagine having a Valorant pfp

[@samschellhase8831]

"Scouts say idea for project came to them while at local pool" "Scouts say blondes at highest risk, may need multiple checkups" "Scouts hope to publicize project by examining jessica alba" sometimes, the headlines at the bottom are just as great as the video itself

[@delboytrotter77]

“We guna do the exams in the basement” - child kidnapper in the making 😂

[@joshbrownmovies]

Well it has carpet and stuff, soooo

[@JeffZuccMusk]

Hahah ahahahah ah. That's the joke, thanks for explaining.

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen8176]

Yea its not a normal basement basement tho

[@tezztickelzz4759]

He’s a child and a kidnapper

[@GeebleTron]

Dude where did they get all these child actors for these videos every one of them are fantastic

[@steve-zk7kj]

I was the 666th like

[@GeebleTron]

Jesus Christ Seems pretty hypocritical Mr.Christ

[@guesswho2798]

As a scout this has giving me an idea for a eagle service project

[@rollercoasterreview9529]

Guesswho me tooo

[@poison3602]

My SPL would do prostate exams

[@shiftyguy_1146]

Lol same

[@marissaa4196]

Poison 360 😭😭

[@lisagamper6164]

Add me on Roblox

[@keaixiaomeinv]

I am literally in tears after watching this. How did The Onion manage to find the perfect actors for this?

[@firemonkey1015]

And people say all men are perverts... these boys are making a difference and breaking the stereotype!

[@ieatdeadrats8163]

I found the feminist

[@aless4872]

just a guy who likes anime nice

[@seanplourde3633]

Ya a sur

[@tylermai1436]

Eric Hawkins nah mate you are the one who got wooshed

[@maeflower5108]

A sarcastic kid with swastikas and SS bolts beside his name LUL. The people you find on youtube...

[@AlbertMyBru]

Women: oh I think we’re seeing some of the websites you looked at for reasearch. (Naked diagrams) 12 year old kid: oh yeah those are really good

[@panicatthelafayette8845]

Tuiss this is satire

[@emfraridades7261]

Me in the past

[@santicheeks1106]

@@misu412 🅱ruh shut up weeb

[@elliotgibsonroberts6672]

"Scouts say blondes are at higher risk. They may need multiple checkups." 😂👏

[@slamdunktiger]

And gingers need 2x as many visits as blondes. It's due to their sensitive skin

[@Gangsta_MF]

LMAO

[@destinedforgreatness1175]

@@slamdunktiger Well how do I say this... gingers aren’t particularly most of the time a pleasure to the eye, if you catch what I mean.

[@NiquelBones]

@@destinedforgreatness1175 lmfao

[@gabrielbaruck9152]

@@destinedforgreatness1175 I don't get it? Can u explain? At least for me I find them awesome with that fire hair it's so pretty

[@scrapetv3826]

My wife had an exam done by these boys many years ago and she is still cancer free. Thanks guys!

[@nuclear_blue]

“We’re really focusing on younger women” Me:

[@gupoll]

IceyPie I mean, they are 12.....

[@kalm1147]

better than being in a tent with the scout master

[@leticiagormley7946]

my gay brother disagrees

[@NameNotAlreadyTaken2]

Kal M you just weren't with the right scout master

[@jmitterii2]

Leticia Gormley Well there's some gay scouts that are feeling for prostate cancer. They also prefer young guys not oldies because they already know how to do it.

[@themctestuploadchan]

LEL!!!

[@rockyjaydog6447]

My scout Master told me I got my gonorrhea from a tractor seat.

[@ldm673]

The little smirks on their faces when she says "I like to do mine in the shower" 😂

[@onkelpappkov2666]

"... yeah."

[@mylordandsaviour4786]

The details are great.

[@soul_820]

Those actors killed it

[@AnAwkwardlyPlacedSausage]

I was looking to see if anyone pointed that out lol

[@loyevangelists]

how they all kept a straight face through that is amazing, especially the two boys. my older brother is our advisor

[@LightYagami-wt1jw]

"Scouts say Blondes at the highest risk , may need multiple checkups" Holy shit this is gold

[@nathanfox320]

I made it 666 likes

[@EthanDBG]

@@nathanfox320 lol

[@EthanDBG]

@@nathanfox320 this comment has been up for over a year and the one comment was posted 6 min. Before I saw it that's cool

[@nathanfox320]

@@EthanDBG everybody needs their first comment, maybe you can comment on my video if you happen to enjoy, and that is like rap. kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4HOgZxrpdN2orc

[@JF32304]

Where is this at? Timestamp please!

[@pepperTVkanal]

Those kids are now 24 years old

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

aaaah I wonder where they are now

[@polishcow7193]

@@user-uo8ny1kj4c hahaha

[@chelbel0624]

Wow

[@johncaleb6251]

Were they still examining

[@justaguy1304]

Probably really successful

[@hmxbox]

‘My older brother Ted is our advisor’ DYINGGGGGGG

[@rustyschimelpfening3899]

Just helping younger women, how sweet

[@KingoftheJuice18]

You have to go where the need is greatest, of course.

[@Sincuttiere]

First Kid: “You should come over we can teach you how to do it”. Second Kid: “Mmm hmm”.

[@ekscholl]

Boioioioioioioing

[@KlMMY]

rip to the people who take this seriously

[@yadaddy_couldnt]

: kimberling : for reallll

[@Nionium]

these kids explaining this tho

[@theedge3729]

Wdym this is real smh

[@bornkinggamer3347]

I can't imagine anyone takes this seriously.

[@shellturtleguy]

@King Of The West the fact this was from The Onion didn't give away that it was satire? Lol

[@cotrl4677]

It said on the website “send in your pics”

[@domabstract9287]

we know it. (was originally gonna comment "no shit" but that sounds like what a redditor would say)

[@QuickFlixDae]

@@domabstract9287 no shit

[@micromacaroni2477]

@@domabstract9287 no shit

[@Grimreaper213w3]

@@domabstract9287 no shit

[@sqjke]

@@domabstract9287 no shit

[@RogueAstro85]

My wife uses these boys for her monthly exams and they're 100% professionals! They always have both of them perform the screen just to be thorough and even take pictures every visit so that they can tell if there are any long term changes. It's a shame more kids don't have the same desire to help their community that these boys have!

[@EmeraldView]

That's really nice to hear. Glad they are providing such excellent service.

[@joshs7160]

cuck lol

[@Myhouseiscurrentlyburningdown]

@@joshs7160duck

[@Test-ju4fy]

And because testicles exams use a similar technique, I was ready after they examined my wife.

[@EmeraldView]

@@Test-ju4fy They have a friend, Billy, who takes care of those. Examines the whole package.

[@subline_funtime]

Guys this ain’t fake🤦‍♂️ my scout leader did this to us everyday 😒 no biggy

[@Xman34washere]

Lol

[@krypto1390]

samuel socha lol

[@hustleyudi6856]

@@samuelsocha8384 it's obviously a joke..

[@samuelsocha8384]

@@hustleyudi6856how do you know that?

[@androodoo13]

samuel socha guess

[@chodeshadar18]

the smirks developing on these kid's faces are priceless!

[@isaac4404]

"We mostly focus on younger women because older women know how to do most of this stuff." XD

[@mirkwoodforest]

As an Eagle Scout, I humbly regret not doing this as my Eagle project.

[@peanutbutterenjoyer5012]

Same

[@watermeloncholy_1st]

Once an eagle always an eagle

[@TC-be7kx]

the onion provides insighful and original content, I hope you're not riding on their thunder, because that would be unseemely.

[@SillyPuddy2012]

"You gotta squeeze the nipple to make sure it doesn't feel irregular, and nipple to make sure."

[@nishanriar8070]

Reporter: I heard you can also lie on your bed. Kid: yea DefInTLy uh

[@zaneyoshikawa-heilpern8523]

“Blondes at highest risk, may need multiple checkups.”

[@MelB868]

Why blondes?

[@zaneyoshikawa-heilpern8523]

Mel B cuz they are hot

[@bwah9481]

nah. that's a matter of opinion. I've seen some ugly blondes. I actually prefer brunettes more. But there's also ugly brunettes too.

[@user-cg7tj7cu4m]

Where did they say this

[@sethmoneygetter]

Demi yea

[@surfinm16a29]

"Well it's not a basement basement... it has a carpet" I'm dead 🤣🤣

[@beatrixkiddo1402]

“Scouts Hope To Publicize Project By Examining Jessica Alba”

[@ThatOneWeirdChannell]

Ughhh blew on my phone for no reason.

[@chase-2200]

ThatOneWeirdChannel why

[@DavidWilson-vt4lf]

Chasem your profile picture

[@chase-2200]

David Wilson it’s my ideal body

[@redditmanllegnisthebirdofh9887]

Ur pfp proves your iq is far superior than my lizard brain

[@zoecommissaris7944]

"we listed our phone number so they can call us anytime" "we'll go to our house anytime" "we did lots of research" "they can send us pictures" "we'll do it in the basement" "it's a regular routine" "you can lie on your bed to examine them" sign me up for this eagle project

[@enriquebarnica5535]

Lol

[@strimplesam]

“I imagine you have to disrobe”

[@bobeshekyan3990]

It has a carpet lol

[@jackscalibur]

@@strimplesam Righttt, XD

[@sky_kryst]

These lines out of context seems something Donald Trump would say

[@ononon2earth]

I have nothing but respect for these young geniuses.

[@internetuser1231]

Reminds me of when my uncle taught me how to give prostate exams to him and all of his friends.

[@flargarbason1740]

That’s so kind of him!

[@scottjohnson5687]

I had a 🐉 massage recently So nice of you're loving uncle to teach you those skills to make good money

[@EmeraldView]

@@flargarbason1740 I like people focused on good health. Bravo indeed.

[@clawahcat9225]

2:18 had me dead. " Blondes at higher risk." 😅😄😅😂😂😂

[@jarod_baron]

Clawah Cat what

[@mattgary123]

@@jarod_baron Its written in the headline

[@roku-man]

@@jarod_baron fetishes xd

[@LilC1deep]

@@roku-man hardly a fetish more like a preference

[@liltidbot-1963]

@@LilC1deep bruh that's the same thing, it's a sexual preference.

[@themostmlgjellybean607]

These kids are probably having the best time of there lives in his basement. 😂😂

[@elizaluce2547]

And fuzzy handcuffs

[@sunryzen6025]

Community service gives you a better high than drugs!

[@freddylocke6281]

R/atetheonion

[@cron6435]

the Most MLG Jellybean it’s been a year but i am ur 420th like ;)

[@wr8196]

"there lives"

[@Mephitinae]

I wish I had thought of this when I was 12

[@Shada04]

P lmao

[@mincenchez5887]

I was gonna like but it's at 69 and I don't wanna ruin it

[@Agent5061]

@@mincenchez5887 you the real MVP. I had to stop myself from liking something once because on an identical 69 instance. My man

[@JrJrJrJrphD]

I’m 13, I still have a chance. I’ll be back..

[@deivisony]

@@JrJrJrJrphD How it was my madlad?

[@TheVoojooze]

This is truly inspiring. It does my heart good to know that these kids are out there making such a difference in people's lives. 😊

[@KameronGeno]

People who dislike this have no sense of humor

[@jas6246]

Kameron Geno honestly.

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

Yes

[@benterra4029]

@Literally Cabbage In which case disliking wouldn't have changed anything

[@jeegupopli1871]

This type of bullshit cringe humour can only be enjoyed by americans and their bootlickers stfu

[@AdityaDeo-cg6eu]

Bullshit. It doesn't make you laugh. It's understandable why they disliked. You however are fucking arrogant prick.

[@likedlizardgaming3354]

“Were gonna do them in our basement”

[@broederharry2534]

It's not like a basement-basement. It has a carpet.

[@Elijah-sz6qx]

Hahahahaahha fk

[@mrshittles9424]

It's not a basement-basement though.

[@bowenzhou5402]

It’s finished then?

[@manthony777]

These kids represent what Boy Scouts is all about. They care about the health and wellness of women. I hope they got the community service badge. 👍🏼👍🏼

[@givemeoats]

They will grow up to be the FBI Female Body Inspector

[@ericov.o.2399]

@@analogeit woah there

[@MrGksarathy]

You mean the TSA patdown guys.

[@kornelfarkas6224]

yeah right , and this was 10 years ago so probably they are already there and watching us right now on the laptop and mobile cameras..

[@scoutsharp4387]

@@ericov.o.2399 I reported the guy and he's gone now

[@robertburton3281]

Super Pony 3 federal boobie inspector*

[@BIGGSHAUN]

I can’t even imagine the Onion ideas that DON’T get approved!

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Meanwhile, what are trained professionals with years of medical knowledge doing? Nothing close to this! These boys are doing a service to us all. Bless 'em.

[@seamusoshea776]

Ya they seem happy to help

[@polishcow7193]

@@seamusoshea776 hahahahaha that's so funny

[@KJTV67]

And they do it for free!

[@jaylenbrown8992]

How does the onion always find such great child actors?

[@generalstonestar]

Lol focusing on younger women :D

[@popobrain5909]

LOL

[@lamichael8659]

Breast cancer isn't funny bud

[@Moqally]

Comment section summed up here so you don't have to read it: - 74% quoting the video - 25% "why is this in my reccomend?" - 1% people who took a bite of the onion

[@Learner4FunLifePersona]

Moqally, some of the comments add even more jokes and those have the most thumbs up of any.

[@Gaaf1]

Thx

[@theleanbusinessman5431]

What onion did they bite, what on onion did they bite?

[@kiavang7309]

I can’t believe the onion posted something real for once

[@god1284]

This is why I made humanity, so that kind hearted humans can do things like this and help the community

[@oilylondon]

mmmm

[@syncsummit]

You bless you, You.

[@narennarumanchi6198]

2:23 “ You should come over. We can teach you how to do it” 🤣🤣🤣

[@JoeHoward]

“it’s not really a basement basement, it has a carpet”

[@icedoutfox50yearsago72]

Bed*

[@RandomTownYT]

ICEDoutFOX 1511 you don’t need one if there dead

[@Jay_kaying]

On the other end of the spectrum, girl scouts checking males for testicular cancer?

[@davidu9904]

Because girl scouts want to do that

[@HaoSci]

Better yet, prostate cancer. (sarcastic)

[@noxthecat1356]

iiapplejacksii I get the satire

[@xgullafter9590]

David U I laughed like a hyena

[@Thunder_Dome45]

Allu71 oh shit, you fucked up now FBI just commented on here too. Your screwed. 😂

[@TBLiov]

So inspired of their giving attitude! God bless them, God bless America and no place else 🙏

[@theohuioiesin6519]

❤️

[@xtremebrother77]

I know this is the Onion but this looks so legit that it makes lol even harder

[@JonathanGrahamVideo]

I see a lot of people commenting about the people that don't know this is satire, yet I have not seen any of those oblivious comments.

[@dunnoanymore8285]

Jonathan Graham I swear I’ve seen you before.

[@kingslushie1018]

My literal exact thoughts

[@whitecoolcatwithatrilbyhat2687]

Jonathan Graham this was posted years ago, so the more ignorant comments may be near the bottom.

[@subsume7904]

Right? People ruin the joke all the time before it even fools anyone

[@bobobsen]

You haven't looled at all then

[@farisguerouate655]

10 years later this is in my recommended

[@charles.h5858]

Faris Guerouate we’re you using the same account ten years ago? Age doesn’t rlly matter.

[@hoppingh907]

So great seeing young minds helping the community like this to defeat one of the worst deseases

[@spfdff]

I love that "the onion" does these skits so well... They allow the dimmest of people to expose themselves lol stupid people get so fired up about these fake news broadcasts ha! Bravo Onion!

[@theredtomahawk6206]

Bruce Lee dimmest?

[@theredtomahawk6206]

I think you meant dumb and the fact you fail to write it correctly shows you are the dumb dumb

[@Quandussy]

TheRedTomahawk Saying that someone is dim means the exact same thing. How ironic that you call someone out for being dumb

[@parksandrewj]

@@theredtomahawk6206 "dim" is synonymous with "dumb" when put into context.

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

Skiys? This isnt real newd?

[@jaykerouac2]

And they say that youth is wasted on the young. That's totally not true with these boys. They are a credit to their parents, the Boy Scouts, mankind and all species in the universe. What a wonderful world it would be if _all_ young people were like them.

[@hanro50]

...

[@zweij]

exon exon idiot

[@sasdagreat8052]

Woodstock1 OP knows that. It was a joke.

[@Jake-nq8kp]

Please let this be the only video that aliens find.

[@rosa5207]

Wonderful initiative by these kids! The youth is so inventive nowadays.

[@jdawg3074]

“We’re really focusing on younger women” Lmfaooooooo

[@Tyhammonds06]

"Scouts say blondes at highest risk" I committed die

[@JF32304]

Where is this at? I've watched it 3 times and not finding that part.

[@Tyhammonds06]

1:53 the caption under morning inspiration.

[@iplaygames9641]

The amount of people that don’t know this is fake, it’s literally the onion

[@nicespectre6849]

It's real though

[@iplaygames9641]

Christian Harmon no it’s not lol

[@thefatje1lybean]

@Mysty Draco yeah this is real... right?

[@halfbakedhomesteaders]

Haha, I guess part of me knew it couldn't possibly be true. I've never heard of the onion before 😂

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

Yes lol

[@garrettledford1147]

It's such a good cause that even the boys who don't need more service hours are volunteering. Warms my heart.

[@trashy10]

this is a great way to pitch in! good job boys! i think I am gonna start one of these for myself,there is a lot of 15year old and younger girls that live on my street!

[@trashy10]

no one on my BLOCK! kekeke

[@dh12.]

justforever96 obviously a joke you moron!

[@greenthizzle4]

Dave H it's a sick joke, laughing at child fucking is wrong..

[@Matt-bg8xw]

trashy10 didn't laugh at the original comment but this one made me lose my shit

[@spikedpigeon5740]

Very good thinking Stellvia Hoenheim

[@nasirmuhammad8768]

Hmm... Nothing suspicious about that.

[@ethanmogan4317]

Yep. There totally not doing it to look and feel some tits

[@PanikGrafik]

Ethan Mogan idiot

[@nasirmuhammad8768]

...

[@bobjones7561]

69 likes.

[@xerospacious4024]

+PanikGrafik nope xD

[@CS3____420]

Its so beautiful seeing these two young men being helpful at the age of just 12!

[@theshiftybeef6251]

Why the heck is that in my suggested in 2020 anyone else?

[@mobileforlife4986]

Yes

[@popoff1286]

Michael Masoner wy

[@shady4385]

ye me too

[@shiftyguy_1146]

Same

[@spearshake4771]

To piss off the feminazis XD

[@TCGboss]

"Scouts say Blondes at highest risk, may need multiple checkups" lmao

[@sowyd._.3459]

“You’ve been struck by.... you’ve been hit by.... a smooth criminal.”

[@highfunctioningsociopath4761]

Zach Hanniford is now studying to be a gynaecologist, and Brian Sykes is the assistant manager of a Hooter's.

[@Foopy]

Well now, sounds promising. 2 kids, doing breast cancer exams, in a basement, looking for young women only. That's a job i would take :)

[@disgustingdamo2098]

GET BACK TO WORK

[@martinpalmer9810]

I recall when I offered to perform the same service on our teenage babysitter. The examination proved to be lengthy, and no suspicions were aroused. She just graduated and we are going out tonight for dinner and to celebrate because last week she passed her driving test. By the way, next month will be our 2nd wedding anniversary.