7 Jerk Achievements for Total Jerks

Jerks are everywhere. But in videogames they're rarely the player character, who is usually a noble hero or a cool badass. So it's notable when a game decides to give us a precious achievement or trophy for acting in a jerk-like way. Hurray for positive reinforcement of our bad behaviour! And hurray for these seven games.
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[@kamo7293]

"her height, her size and how tall she was" got an audible chuckle out of me there

[@yocumaco13]

And her stature. I laughed too but i was expecting him to mention her assets.

[@jasdanvm3845]

Also her stature... And her polygon count.

[@katietaylor8314]

I laughed too, and I'm one of the most oblivious people on the planet. :p

[@erainmartinez8175]

be full Jerk mode in the vide games

[@erainmartinez8175]

I love snakes but that's what you animal cruelty

[@Jessie_Helms]

We need a wholesome achievements video. 1) in Hades you earn an achievement for petting Cerberus 10 times

[@ARUCARDFTEPES]

There was one for returning that ball in Brothers.

[@DarkLordArbitur]

2) The Bard's Tale: Remastered and Resnarkled, if you talk to the dog at the beginning of the game and youre nice to it, not only do you get a free companion for the whole game who is loyal and will bring you stuff, youll also get the Dog Whisperer achievement

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

Fun fact: cerberus means spotted one so hades named his dog SPOT

[@fandomcringebucket]

@@Silver_wind_1987_ Spotted the OSP fan

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@fandomcringebucket a what fan??? I suck at acronyms

[@Shatterverse]

There's nothing jerkish about disrespecting the guy torturing you. They've earned it at that point.

[@andreassmed2255]

Unless they like it…

[@astronomicallybased545]

@@andreassmed2255 uh daddy

[@pwordman8595]

Bonk

[@robertwoods3871]

@@astronomicallybased545 bad. Bonk.

[@MajesticJoshua]

“For a start, you’re always vandalising her pots, killing her daughters, and, worse of all, not letting her kill you and drink your blood.” Well, one of those is not like the others…

[@allanna6969]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmfao

[@MajesticJoshua]

@The Gaming Meta I’m sure she’d be a wonderful host if we only gave her the chance.

[@MajesticJoshua]

@The Gaming Meta A red flag? Sounds like your average Friday night to me.

[@GingasLeaf]

@@MajesticJoshua sounds like a very pleasant one night stand

[@Stephen-Fox]

The first one is a clearly heroic activity that Link does all the time?

[@Zenlore6499]

I find the idea of literally never speaking to Darkov, just spitting at him every chance you get, to be a genius one!

[@leexabyz]

He likes it though

[@Lucy666Fernandez]

@@leexabyz But so do I. So...mutual enjoyment makes it better?

[@Xavier-ty4jw]

That's naughty 😏

[@chocolatelover9121]

And I wouldn't exactly call it a jerk move, given the circimstances I mean it may be more honorable than the dialogue options you get Remember it's an interrogation, so imo you'd be showing the most backbone this way

[@retro7459]

U look cute wanna kiss? ☺️✋👉👈

[@scarletarrowgaming5843]

Little known fact: Those honks at the end of the Goose Game segment translate as: "I am your god now."

[@bcsniper1232]

I really hope that’s true

[@imsorrythankyouplease7613]

This is a clumsy translation. Properly conjugated in Anatidaean, it is literally “Here is the exaltation of all, now.”

[@Sip_Dhit]

@@imsorrythankyouplease7613 well yes but the direct translation is just "I am the goose" but the culture makes it come closer to thay

[@Otatsuke]

You speak Goose?

[@scarletarrowgaming5843]

@@Otatsuke Hjönk Hjönk ;)

[@sirdano]

The pirate's code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules

[@Konpekikaminari]

Actually, it was, in fact, actual rules, rules you sometimes had to sign Most of it, however, was loot & food division

[@farrela3620]

@@Konpekikaminari that was a quote from pirate of carribeans

[@Konpekikaminari]

@@farrela3620 I need to rewatch the movies

[@punkrocker1377]

The only rules that matter are these: What a man can do, and what a man can't do. Like you, can either accept that your father was a good man AND a pirate or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy. And you'll have to square with that someday.

[@Que934]

@@punkrocker1377 Good old bootstrap bill

[@TierRune]

The Outer Worlds "Poor Sportsmanship" achievement - hit 30 enemies in the groin during tactical time dilation

[@awarrick6516]

Good one

[@bilateralrope8643]

Saints Row 3 has one of the in-game challenges being to kill 25 enemies with nut shots. Do that and you get some cash and xp. Do all the challenges and you get one achievement. No time dilation here.

[@LisaMC9876]

I got that one by accident. I’m just a really bad shot. 😑

[@TierRune]

@@LisaMC9876 Or a really good shot, depending on how you look at it.

[@riveramnell143]

I’m not a very good shot, but if I can, I WILL shoot someone in the groin. It’s always good for a laugh.

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

“I’m 50% irish so i’m 50% allowed to say this” Mike O’Channel, 2021 on “slithery long bois”

[@randalthor741]

The way I always describe Untitled Goose Game to people is "So basically you're a goose running around a small English town being a jerk."

[@NutmegBGB]

So, just normal goose behavior, then

[@Man-eater0]

the entire point of untitled goose game is to be a jerk

[@leafwhite6376]

Jedi Fallen Order has a second one: Cal Got Your Tongue? Where you cut off an Oggdo's tongue. In order to do it you have to slow time and aim specifically at the oggdo's tongue. When you start going out of your way to mutilate an enemy mid-fight, that gets into Jerk territory

[@Jedi_Spartan_38]

That transcends Jerk and edges you towards the path of the Dark Side.

[@deathbykonami5487]

That's not a jerk achievement, those things are trying to eat you.

[@zayaanatif4474]

That jerk deserved it

[@leafwhite6376]

@@deathbykonami5487 But the stormtrooper is an innocent bystander whose blaster just accidentally keeps going off in Cal's direction?

[@leafwhite6376]

@@Jedi_Spartan_38 To be fair there is a LOT of good guys doing questionable things and getting away with it in the Star Wars universe

[@MegaGreenbunny]

i thought the working title of the goose game was already 'Being A Jerk'

[@thewingedporpoise]

the entire game is that

[@TheMur28]

Or as I like to call it: Cloaca Simulator 2019

[@miarose7315]

I was honestly hoping they would just go "the goose game" and leave a pause before moving on to the next title

[@paulbennett2284]

Haven’t played that yet, might have a gander soon!

[@johannvongenerico9487]

Sea of Thieves Pirate, apparently: "for you, the day I got pissed and chundered all over you was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday"

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

WPE: Bucket of sick!

[@andrewp6387]

@@NerdyCatCoffeeee bucket of sick

[@runeknustad2447]

I have done this to the entire crew of a gallion... twice. Then I used their puck for good measure.

[@alejandronieto4212]

Blasphemous has an achievement that works this way: "Crossed Paths" You help a pilgrim named Redento to make his march for a while, then leave him in front of the cathedral. Then you leave him there and progress the game until you find Cleofás, and have him suicide by jumping off said cathedrals rooftops. Not only you kill a man, you kill a man and have another man see it with grief.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

Damn, that's dark

[@bloodangel19]

Yes blasphemous, the game that has it all. Dark souls like dificultaty, berserk like grimdark world, and somehow anime waifu.

[@base21]

@@bloodangel19 anime waifu?

[@bloodangel19]

@@base21 yes, Miriam, she is a cross-over, and she is basicaly just an anime girl with an anime over the top sword with a weird out of place quest. Don't know who thought of this

[@alejandronieto4212]

Darkest Dungeon has a lot of jerk achievements. Having a hero die, having a whole adventurer party die, having one of your heroes killed by maggots, by bosses... but the worst must be "Like Lamb To The Slaughter" Picking 4 poor level 0 dudes and have them die in the Darkest Dungeon, the worst place in the game, and the one where you are most likely to feed the final boss by having people die in there.

[@morgantaylor84]

I did this once for the achievement by accident. I saw that the final dungeon was open from the beginning so I was like "Well clearly this game has some sort of dynamic difficulty on the final dung-why is the first encounter literally eating my entire party's faces off?" Then the achievement popped and I felt rather foolish.

[@kyuubinaruto17]

Why are most of these jerk achievements? It seems like a lot of them can come about from just being bad at the game, or underleveled.

[@alejandronieto4212]

@@kyuubinaruto17 well, of course you can get them while not actually going for it (then again, it's hard to have a hero starve, or get killed by worms, without actually trying). But of course, you definitively get them by being a total jerk.

[@finnover9781]

"Butt heads with Rhino?" I'm pretty sure that would kill someone, Andy.

[@NutmegBGB]

Pretty good way to describe a hangover headache tho lol

[@gavinlopez6258]

That joke was in the video

[@vice-virgo9635]

Horn or no horn, the guy's head is harder than Wolverine's. I would *not* recommend it.

[@jasdanvm3845]

2:42 *Sees an ally being kicked to death * "Ranged only. Let's do this" Beautiful.

[@PlebNC]

"That's the darkest Cal Kestis gets all game." My Cal Kestis: *Force grabbing Stormtroopers then dropping them off cliffs.*

[@awarrick6516]

He didn’t kill them, gravity did

[@steffnwtn]

@@awarrick6516 The stormtroopers be like: CURSE YOU GRAVITY!!!!

[@stevenwhuntva]

"You get to spend some time inside Lady Dimitrescu 's house"

[@Razorslash]

Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons has one for throwing some child's ball down a well for no good reason. Well, no good reason other than the achievement.

[@NightmareXBL]

That's the first thing i thought of when i saw this video

[@glassphoenix9095]

i believe they covered that years ago in one of their "achievements for heartless bastards" lists

[@captaincluckers8686]

Ayyy, I recognize that profile pic! Excellent taste my friend.

[@glassphoenix9095]

ok its been 13 hours since i replied to this comment but how did it take me this long to notice op’s FUCKING USERNAME

[@arizonared3089]

sauce?

[@MrRyuuTakeshi]

As a fellow Yakuza fan, I'm shocked Andy didn't include Careless Dragon or Kamurocho Stampede King. Go out of your way to make 100 pedestrians eat the pavement.

[@andymcp4752]

Webster’s also defines ‘achievement’ as ‘a great or heroic deed’ So a ‘Jerk Achievement’ cancels out and I don’t even have to feel bad about any reckless destruction or goose induced terror I may have caused

[@marhawkman303]

"great" can include "great evil" though.

[@andrewleah1983]

What about a proper dictionary and not a made up one?

[@noahshad09]

Bro really used a Webster definition

[@boxhead6177]

Deus Ex Human Revolution - Achievement: Sentimental Value. After the attack and accident/surgery you didn't ask for, you are asked to find out what the police's murder investigation of Megan Reed had uncovered, by her grief stricken mother. You steal all the evidence from the police which included a family heirloom belonging to Megan. You are at the end of the mission given the opportunity to return the heirloom back to her only living family member, her greiving Mother. Or you can ignore her tears, and keep it for yourself as a haunting reminder that your ex-girlfriend died cause your the worse security chief in the world !!!

[@MysteriousJojo]

Also, if you like, you can very bluntly tell her exactly how the autopsy report says she (very violently) died

[@michellewilt4479]

@@MysteriousJojo is it bad that doing that made me laugh like a madman? I mean, I suppose in the real world I wouldn't do that... I think, anyway... But in a video game? Being the bad guy is always fun.

[@aardbei54]

She isn't even dead tho. Just hangin out in some monochrome room halfway across the planet, chillin with the Illuminati

[@boxhead6177]

@@michellewilt4479 And there was probably also a moment you think "How much is this bracelet worth, could I buy a Praxis Kit with this?" ...only to find its just a quest item inventory and not sellable, well better go back to robbing every office in the company for loot, worse ex-cop security chief ever.

[@michellewilt4479]

@@boxhead6177 exactly

[@finnover9781]

"The Stop Hitting Yourself Defence." Who'd try that out?

[@anggahanu9384]

Me belike : uuhhh... 🤔....me.....? 😐 (In small voice)

[@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299]

Eathans dream of being hand model was quickly removed the further his adventure took him :P

[@brunofernandesrocha]

At least he was a... fun guy.

[@TRZ99]

well, he was handy enough to survive

[@Shevtress]

Ethan

[@mariano3716]

@@brunofernandesrocha that was neat

[@fore54k3n]

Sure he could still do it that magic juice is awesome cures all issues, scratches, burns, cuts and dismemberment debacles. 😂😂

[@JT_Lich]

Seeing "Got Something On Your Face" show up as a title card immediately made me think of asdfmovie. "There is something on your face!" **PUNCH** *"IT WAS PAIN!!"*

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

I can and will use the "There is something on your face!" - *PUNCH* tactic in my next street fight

[@Lamycorie]

The only way to get the achievement "Still Hungry" in terraria is to defeat the wall of flesh after having thrown a guide voodoo doll into lava, killing the guide as you do so. You know you kill him, because the game gives you a message about your guide friend dying.

[@tba113]

I guess Red Dead Redemption's "Dastardly" achievement goes a bit beyond simply being a jerk.

[@deathbykonami5487]

Yeah putting a hogtied woman on some train tracks and then wait for the train. The only time that won't be jerkish is if the woman was a terrible human being (and I'm saying Cersei Lannister terrible).

[@xynatkarn4187]

They actually did dastardly in a previous list video about achievements for heartless bastards.

[@ddjsoyenby]

that random woman deserved it she shouldn't have been part of the kkk...........at least i tell myself she was.

[@SevCaswell]

@@deathbykonami5487 that achievement was in a different video on evil achievements...

[@TheDollhouseKiller]

@@deathbykonami5487 I put everyone on the train tracks

[@ziggy274]

I have been watching y’all for years, and every time I heard that piano 🎹 bit at the beginning of the video I like to believe there a guy with unkempt hair in a 🤵‍♂️tuxedos play it every time when y'all make a new video, instead of it being a recording

[@Henry-mk9dn]

Oxcumincated: -10g: Turned the entire Ox community and the Ox crew against you by specifically targeting Ellen with a special golf shot in a Mario Golf tournament.

[@Mini_Squatch]

*communicated

[@ExhiledGod2]

Feels like there's some context missing from this

[@intergalactic92]

@@ExhiledGod2 you needed to have watched the most recent mario golf stream.

[@boxhead6177]

Hitman 2 - Achievement: Dundee You run around a sun-filled care-free tropical island and start popping all the crocodile shaped inflatible pool beds, just so you can have the only surviving one on the island to yourself.

[@seeleyboothfan2]

I was thinking of the "Rotisserie" trophy from Rise of the Tomb Raider which requires you to chuck a chicken in the air and shoot it with a fire arrow. Overkill much?

[@leafwhite6376]

Do you even eat it?

[@CrankyMoogle]

I can think of a game that is slightly worse. "Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood" the achievement is called Arkansas Fried Rooster. Basically you have to kill 10 chickens with dynamite.

[@leafwhite6376]

@@CrankyMoogle Jeez! Well at least tenderized and charred leaves something to eat!!

[@tba113]

Didn't Jane have to go after the 'Rotisserie' achievement for an OxBox XMas challenge or something one year?

[@LadyOnikara]

I sometimes feel like trying that move in a Legend of Zelda game, but I prefer living.

[@scottkamps1270]

Achievement: "Worst Day-Shift Manager Ever", Star Wars: Force Unleashed. Kill 12 Stormtroopers as Vader during the Prologue Surprised that wasn't number one on this list, but then again, there's a lot. lol EDIT: Okay, so I see it at least got mentioned in an off-handed way, in the first entry. Carry on. lol

[@Warkieth]

"Takes one to know one douchenary!" Nice one lmao

[@ghostderazgriz]

You mean the intro? Pretty sure she said dictionary but that is certainly a missed pun opportunity.

[@disarisumbrus4492]

@@ghostderazgriz how do you know she didn't make one

[@ghostderazgriz]

@@disarisumbrus4492 I mean I can't definitively prov that she didn't.

[@PapaBear6g]

Dick-tionary

[@disarisumbrus4492]

@@PapaBear6g exactly

[@gazza141]

“Coming to Netflix.. Cancelled after one season” Ooooof 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mini_Squatch]

I cry. If it's dealing with fossils, it's not archaeology, it's paleontology.

[@ReverendTed]

Sniper Elite 3 has "Charlie's Challenge" and Sniper Elite 4 has "The Nutcracker - Sweet!", both of which involve putting a bullet through an enemy's...jewels. That's a real di...jerk move.

[@bofurlong8944]

I’ll never get used to the cast staring straight down the camera. So jarring.

[@MrTrex245]

Yeah not sure about that composition either lmao

[@landonadams9935]

The achievement “Neglect” from Hollow Knight. You get it for leaving the character Zote to die at the hands (mandibles?) of the Vengefly King. Yeah, I know he’s kinda annoying, but just letting him die is cruel.

[@touchdom]

No, it's totally worth it to never have to talk to him

[@someperson904]

Zote even complains he could have handled it if I remember correctly. I just figured I would see if he was right.

[@jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805]

Not only that but you lose the chance of owning him by yourself in the colliseum.

[@kyuubinaruto17]

@@jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805 He ruins the quiet of the main town AND steals your girl. He's the worst.

[@jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805]

@@kyuubinaruto17 Bretta was a thot, the moment a more handsome dude appears she just changes all her fangirl stuff in a whim, when she had time to build a statue in her basement? Wait, did she mistook us for Zote?!

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Wait, there's an achievement for being a jerk in UGG? I thought that was just how you play that game.

[@Gimboid79]

In Kingdom Come Deliverance you can get the achievement 'Judas'.... you can betray your friends after agreeing to help commit a crime, but instead turn them in and keep the loot for yourself.

[@gamedifficulty_4230]

The Sea of Thieves achievement is also a good contender for “7 times video game achievement descriptions managed to be pretty good rhymes”

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

So, we gonna talk about the achievement in _Slime Rancher_ where you have to launch a helpless Chickadoo into a freaking *incinerator?!* No? Okay...

[@JoshuaEisenbart]

Already covered in the list "7 evil achievements for heartless bastards" video.

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

@@JoshuaEisenbart Ahhh, see, I THOUGHT maybe it had been? But I couldn't for the life of me remember when or where.

[@thebrickbulbasaur7628]

You get an achievment in Star Wars Squadrons if you destroy all the civilian ships in one of the campaign levels, which is an optional thing to do. The game tries to make you feel bad about it by having Anvil Leader yell “They’re defenseless! They can’t hurt you!”

[@slavchansidorov32]

Barony "That boulder moved itself" awarded for killing an ally by pushing boulder onto them

[@vice-virgo9635]

I think you mean, watching in abject terror as your ally gets crushed under a rock you couldn't have possibly stopped if you tried. :D

[@Roariken1]

There's the "Witness Protection" trophy from Ghost of Tsushima. "Shoot a Terrified enemy with an arrow while they are fleeing."

[@MrRockout100]

Totally a missed opportunity to name the dreadful achievement dreadfowl in untitled goose game

[@anarky1765]

Are we still a jerk if we got one of these by accident? Because I pinged Like A Rhino In A China Shop on my first playthrough before I’d even looked at the trophy list. I was just trying to steer him away from the shoppers.

[@illogicalbobcat8365]

Fallout 2. There's a group of children in The Den who pickpocket you. To stop them, you can empty your inventory of everything except dynamite or C4, set a long timer, and just go stand around in their section of the map. They will pickpocket you, and they will not disarm the bomb.

[@leafwhite6376]

Jurassic World Evolution had me photograph a carnivore attacking a visitor (instead of saving lives)

[@Mini_Squatch]

Putting the Muertas back into Isla Muertas

[@aardbei54]

JWE also features an achievement for picturing a herbivorous dinosaur attack them. Or filming a Stegosaurus killing your employees. Or the one achievement you get for creating a dinosaur literally incapable of peacefulness.

[@leafwhite6376]

@@aardbei54 I forgot about those. I think we found the game for the whole next video... Jerk World: Evolution

[@travisbishop782]

@@aardbei54 just think what the jerk achievements for the sequel will be!

[@DefinitelyAPotato]

"Webster's Dictionary Defines? That's the Jim Belushi of speech openings."

[@shannonstockley351]

Ours is not to question the ways of the goose, we must only mash the honk button

[@joeldfisher]

isn't this just 7 Achievements Ian Higton Definitely Got? Not that he's a jerk, more of a cheeky scamp

[@morgantaylor84]

He may of missed the last one being that it seems rather obscure.

[@Michael_Lindell]

If this video doesn't involve Jamaican cooking I'll be very disappointed.

[@BobBobson]

Had this come out a little later it could've featured Luke's golf jerkiness

[@adndgoblin]

Dude Untitled Goose game *is* a achievement for jerks.

[@bigedwerd]

Not an achievement, but in MegaMan Legends there's a couple ways of being a jerk that will change your armor to be a darker shade of blue.

[@nickmurphy2936]

In the same vein as the CoD one you described; you can get the achievement "BDSM fan club" in Breathedge by spitting on your captors three times while telling your story.

[@mattyoungau]

My favourite is in Prey, where you can leave the space station early, thus abandoning everyone on board to be killed by mimics.

[@KaylaJoyGunn]

This is not the one.

[@pyroyuy]

"As Ethan you get to spend time in Lady Dimetresk..."

[@ollikoskinen1]

Peace was never an option with geese.

[@kfusei]

This reminds me of the first achievement on your way to the legendary weapon Quip in Guild Wars 2, where you throw love potions at various boss enemies, laugh at the unfortunate and vomit in various places like temples and council chambers.

[@sadflix8754]

Theres an achievement in shadow of war where you literally have to bully one of your own captains by hitting, grabbing and stabbing them over and over until they betray you It’s called Bad Boss

[@leighannapanites6815]

In pikuniku if you kick ur friend 50 times in one level you get an achievement called "you aren't helping"

[@allp3rkedup135]

I mean if it gets me that lovely platinum trophy I'll go for those jerk, embarrassing, and perverted trophies.

[@trustypatches9434]

What about "Feeding Frenzy" from watch dogs 2? You literally sick the police on an innocent man dressed as a donut and if he thinks of resisting they'll just gun him down without a thought.

[@a.j.kimball1240]

How about in Minecraft for "When pigs fly", where you literally have to ride an innocent pig off of a cliff lmao

[@drew6078]

8. Luke using his super shot and specifically gets Ellen's ball right of the course before she can even try for an eagle. 😂

[@cobaltdrache3805]

What about the achievement in Portal 2, that rewards you, if you remove a light bridge so your teammate falls to death?

[@Hybridchld]

Re: The St. Patrick legend. The snakes he drove out where the Druids not actual snakes.

[@Mini_Squatch]

pagans in general, really. proverbial snakes, like the Serpent in the Garden

[@Okusar]

Another orbital frame... So you were the source of the resonance I felt.

[@ayajade6683]

Actually that's a later edition 8 centuries after the man existed he literally wanted pagans,druids, and the church to exist in an independent Ireland. It was literally a copy paste legend from a french saint. Stop spreading misinformation as you actively make those of us practice paganism have to go on yearly education the misinformed about this because those misinformed people then speak over us because we don't know our own history.

[@aureliusmacfeidh5331]

@@ayajade6683 What are your sources for that claim?

[@ayajade6683]

@@aureliusmacfeidh5331 let's see academic research into the topic, scholars who study folk lore noting when the snake part the story came to be, peer reviewed journals, scholars who specialized in catholic history and catholic saints, 1st and 2nd person sources of the actual era he was in, news articles from reputable news outlets like Smithsonian, times, etc, and more similar sources that are academic. Not to mention I'm in the group that gets talked over by usually teens who just like the witchy aesthetic and butcher my relgion with their bullshit of things like I control the Morrigan and they obey because they fear me yet decided it's their place to speak on my behalf while getting made when academic sources are provided. You have google and access to Google scholar you can educate yourself further on the topic if you wish but I'm sick and tired of the misinformation being spread while I'm talked over.

[@oriolgonzalez9328]

Why am I not surprised that Mike is half Irish? Also, I want to start a petition to officially rename snakes as "slithery long bois".

[@clothar23]

Signed

[@nickbender9233]

I’m surprised that the “Made this for you” achievement from Stick of Truth wasn’t on this list. It involves you digging one of your own poops out of the toilet and then throwing it at an enemy in combat at a later time.

[@ZeeNastee]

How about Fable 2, the Chicken Kicker achievement, where you kick a chicken a long distance.

[@arkbuble]

FTL Faster than Light achievement Victory through Asphyxiation, you win a fight by empty an enemy ship of oxygen, one of the worst ways to die.

[@brianlewolfhunt]

When Mike started talking about St. Patrick, my first thought was that the achievement would be to ruin St. Patrick's achievement by bringing snakes to Ireland.

[@peterrouse]

"Bilious effluence" is probably the most formal way anyone's ever referred to vomit, well done Jane 🤮

[@blackhatfreak]

That Russian dude looks like a lazy altered model of Kevin Spacey.

[@heidistokes9273]

If I remember rightly, St Patrick was a pirate of sorts before joining the church, so he almost certainly had a few spells of being black out drunk

[@Christopherjazzcat]

"Doucheionary" made me laugh more than it has any right to

[@YuelioM]

Does Link count as a jerk? he hits chickens, breaks vases...

[@preciousrogue1833]

"Takes one to know one, dictionary" Jane really woke up today and decided to burn a book 🔥

[@travisbishop782]

Nice!

[@foxcampbell3613]

My mind immediately goes to TF2, as it has a multitude of achievements for such behavior. Special mention goes to the Spy however, as he by far has the most of these due to his penchant for treachery.

[@OrangeyChocolate]

Like the one you get for backstabbing an enemy medic who was just healing you.

[@nickjeffery536]

Mike - "According to tradition, in about 432AD, St. Patrick drove all the snakes in Ireland into the sea" Must have gotten the idea from watching Andy drive cars into the sea in Sleeping Dogs...

[@juliefarrell6688]

11:48 Once, my dad took me and my cousins down to the park. There was a small creek by this park. We found a goose there one day. My dad advised us to not go close to it and described getting but by a goose as "It won't be the worst pain ever. You'll live and you'll heal, but it's gonna hurt. And also getting chased by a goose is damn scary." We knew that my Dad was a sensible and pretty smart guy so we listened to him.

[@GhengisJohn]

The internet wants lady Dimitrescu to step on them, but the only one they get is Kal Kestis, apparently.

[@morrigannibairseach1211]

I'd say that going to Ireland as a viking is a jerk achievement

[@Guy1189]

Kinda surprised not to see "Son of an Italian Plumber" from Borderlands 1 here. The achievement literally requires you to jump on an enemy to kill them.

[@AramatiPaz]

"She was everywhere because the fans where fascinated with her size, her high and how tall she was." XD

[@Debatra.]

Can't forget the aptly-named "Bully" achievement in Assassin's Creed Revelations.

[@dearone1]

I do not recognise the authority of the Webster's dictionary. Oxford or death! ;)

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Also, Webster's dictionary is often wrong. It defines a wedding as "the process of removing weeds from one's garden".

[@Smollest_Jordie]

@@AutomaticDuck300 w-weeding?

[@dearone1]

@@AutomaticDuck300 hahaha surely not!! That's hilarious.

[@bemasaberwyn55]

There's a few achievements that I could see being on future versions of this list. Such as getting an achievement in South Park the stick of truth where you throw a s**t nugget you got from going into one of the toilets from South Park at an enemy in battle. There's also friending Jesus as the Jew class(it's a thing). In Ghostbusters The Video Game, you can destroy a nice office, and if you cause 3 million dollars in damages, you get an achievement called the destroyer

[@foofoo3344]

I swear Jane Douglas's eyebrows gets more and more "epic" with each passing year.

[@gwts1171]

"Slithery Long Boy"? Was that a Mighty Boosh reference, Mike? :)

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Jane's eyebrows are really on point today.

[@Jackie_XIII]

Jerk: an annoyingly foolish or selfish person Also a delicious kind of chicken

[@usbiv223]

“Clumsy and Random Shoeing” was the name of my golf guide book.

[@lisahunt2195]

Surprised that the Outer Worlds 'Poor Sportsmanship' achievement for hitting (directly) below the belt wasn't included in the list. Funny but definitely jerk behaviour.

[@IamaPERSON]

You could even call it a Dick move!

[@xynatkarn4187]

Was Andy intentionally saying Domitrescu instead of Dimitrescu?

[@marhawkman303]

probably

[@nyperold7530]

Animal Crossing New Horizons, "Pit-y Party". (Not actually an achievement or trophy, but a Nook Miles thing.) You buried a Pitfall seed, hoping some other villager will walk over it and fall in. It'd serve you right if that person were you... which gets you "Overcoming Pitfalls", actually.

[@locktock9]

"wasnt even worth the wear and tear on their lightsaber" it gets even worse Mike, lightsabers dont suffer from wear and tear cos they're a beam of energy that goes away when you sheathe it, so that storm trooper wasnt even worth the slight stamina consumption of flicking their wrist to hit him XD