146 - Small Town Girl

[@kristinradams7109]

Now I am binge watching every single one of these podcasts. In order. I have no choice in the matter. Thank you, Tim and Ben for keeping me sane!

[@wildjaguar9970]

You get it

[@MikeOcksmallClips]

You gotta start in the archives on the Patreon

[@kristinradams7109]

@@MikeOcksmallClips I'm a Patreon member and having a field day with all the early episodes. I think I'm about 20 episodes in, from the beginning. :)

[@nicobridge8635]

You're woke now.

[@hasanmahmud6998]

@@nicobridge8635 LOL

[@cobradyne4059]

Tim went from this episode to Hamptons in 3 years. Fake business pays.

[@kushfrancis37]

sometimes fake business becomes real business

[@garbotix8228]

Uber story starts at 35:30

[@Gosfordesign]

I'd give anything to hear Tim just narrate police chases

[@City-Hunter]

Bad boys bad boys, whatchaganadoo ! Watchagonnado when they come 4 u !

[@brickandmorty7624]

Tim: we should get rid of music festivals, concerts, big live events U.S government: that actually not a bad idea let’s go ahead and do that

[@thegrimpeeper8865]

Tim the prophet

[@cafemaco85]

I've heard the uber driver story 5 times, had to listen to the whole episode, now that I'm going through the whole podcast in order.

[@anasty_arisaka754]

Are the other 150 episodes only for patrons?

[@cafemaco85]

@@anasty_arisaka754 seems like it.

[@theotherserge]

Since discovering this twisted Mentat-genius I’ve been going backwards through his timeline to find the origins of this amazing story.

[@HanmaAnon]

Life in the big city

[@theotherserge]

@@HanmaAnon It’s a real knife fight out here

[@6h0St_666]

Major turning point in Tim's career. Realized he wants to focus on his strength after hating his short set. Decides to lean into his podcasting career. Thank you tru tv.

[@coltonjones2253]

The Uber story is hilarious yet tragic all at the same time. Tim Dillon is a modern day prophet.

[@TheNelso54]

"All large gatherings where people go to have fun should be illegal" Me in 2020 "yeah, right"

[@murderbynumbers311]

sheep in 2020

[@mrscruffles801]

Glad we acknowledge that the lockdowns were bullshit

[@Chimpy24]

It is a crime that this Uber Story doesn't have more views

[@jason5265]

The Uber story is great. I looked up the guy/kid. His life is over. Tragic tale

[@mackwalsh678]

This was a great episode

[@leftybronson8800]

Was not

[@peterz266]

that wix ad was the funniest ad i've ever heard I didn't even feel compelled to skip it

[@josephgray455]

The uber driver story is one of my all times for this show. it checking out when you look it up is the funniest thing

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

Here are some nice quotes from the local Sheriff about Justin Cruey, the "son accused of rape". "He is the kind of person who is going to take advantage of kids if he can. He doesn't care," and "If your children have been around this guy, you need to have a very pointed discussion with them," Of course we can't forget about this classic quote, "He will sexual batter children at every opportunity,".

[@theflowerhead]

Fuck small town people holding you back. Won't let you change.

[@Okayand33]

That doesnt sound like Justin.

[@VincentW2]

He wouldn't do that. Not the type of person

[@sallysue8176]

It was threesome

[@holdenmcclure]

Most people know of this episode because of the Uber story but the entire thing is so fucking good. This is definitely the best episode in TD history

[@0sael0]

Tim managed to find the worst mother after being in LA for 20 mins

[@escovision1986]

She's not even in the Top 20. She didn't do the raping.

[@UnOfficialAP]

No new episode uploaded yet, so I'm forced to rewatch the whole catalog. It's Gitmo all over again.

[@SeaChelle_]

Honestly glad you took those Raycons out to get this gem of an Uber story 🤣🤣🤣

[@08131988Reaper]

the WIX ad is so worth it xD

[@eskimointhisworld]

Tim Dillon is so hilarious! 😂😂🤣

[@itsme48423]

A+ on uber story tim

[@KTF0]

That uber driver story was great. I loved how it got perpetually worse.

[@krishk322]

The Rrwwt

[@tech1238]

Love watching the these vids again, they never get old

[@NobodysGh0sT]

Much Love from Selkirk Manitoba Canada! Love the podcast!!

[@neithersidenews2820]

Another spectacular podcast! Thanks Timmy & Benjamin

[@Winn-Daniel]

Your right. I need a website.

[@bat123ice]

"You might hear a cholo " 😂😂

[@Tyler-fg5jr]

I haven't laughed that hard in years!

[@edwardchowanes7716]

Now that’s a story lol... just have to move away from this small town and reinvent myself lol....

[@wilsonsclips_]

Where do we find episodes older than this one? I’m in a Tim Dillon rabbit hole son

[@nelupagu2141]

On his patreon

[@s2735]

Tim! I love it. Keep at it.

[@Res1514]

I love Devon's laugh at Tim's rants.

[@MegaSwanton]

You’re a hero

[@PatzyPepeJr]

This was such a short episode :( loved it so much, one of the best so far!

[@marshalledmundson4851]

Well that took a quick left turn lol

[@blazedandconfused477]

God damn I was waiting for that story to get off the rails and you didn't disappoint !

[@morgangreen2601]

Best episode

[@jcoff7]

Make a video commenting on old police chases, We Need It!

[@nicholeNTCjackson]

31:43 😂😂😂😂 that should be the only interaction.

[@TheGoat4427]

Watching this in 2024

[@BakiWho]

its cheaper in vegas! her sons story is just in between talk

[@Mrignorantperson]

Tim you are hilarious brother

[@bayareaomg]

hey tim you got your wish about large organizations of people

[@squiggyg.8415]

4:27 prophetic for 2020

[@natapendrid3545]

Tim Dillon, the only guy I’d go male for

[@Hein99]

Why is the oldest episode only 146. What happened to episodes 1-146?

[@William2Firearms]

illuminati

[@log7029]

Top secret. They say Area 51 has it, but I figure they’ve moved it by now.

[@guychapman9377]

How do you have my number??😂😂😂🤷

[@harrisonhutsell1072]

Holy shit this story is insane

[@Maizyspringer]

Whats the bit here? That’s the next t shirt you should make

[@youlemur]

Crying laughing. In Eastern Fucking Europe.

[@Desiklown]

😂 Tim you are too much. Love ❤️

[@maxr1826]

and tim dillon upvoted the quiet uber driver memes ever since

[@josuehb99]

That. Fucking. Ending. Hahahah

[@Winn-Daniel]

Im going to call you on the website deal...buddy

[@josephkicko4025]

This is Tim on X games mode

[@johnc1280]

that’s not Justin. Justin wouldn’t do that

[@beastmaster6943]

It's cheaper in Vegas

[@johnc1280]

@@beastmaster6943we’re talking about the Olive Garden 5 min ago

[@filmerd]

Tim you are a hilarious human being keep doing this it's awesome you and Bill Burr need to have a rant off

[@gas-vc2zo]

Going through the archives

[@nayaleezy]

where are the other 146 episodes? I'm asking for a friend

[@diaryofamadwhiteman9641]

They are in the archives on his patreon. The Tim Dillon show Patreon it's 5 dollars to access basically his complete podcasts from 145 and back. As well as bonus episodes that are audio only and there's close to 100 of those. It's more lawless than KZbin Tim Dillon.

[@artvandelay3922]

Asked the same question, shouldve know others would've asked too...

[@gertbeefrobe]

I got roasted within 2 minutes. Gonna be a fun episode! P.S. I fall asleep to tornado storms and live in oklahoma.

[@mo7650]

You are a lot for 7 min lol keep growing

[@jonothanbartosh4734]

Inspire me

[@bentenigan573]

Good times. Gonna miss Ben.

[@frwystr]

god this is so good

[@ScoundrelSFB]

When I came here I didn't expect to be attacked for listening to a babbling Brook.

[@STE41k]

21:17 I recognize that laugh, that's George T. Kimme in the background.

[@johnhall87]

I'm straight. But Tim Dillon makes me a little curious

[@mo7650]

I feel like I’m in the early part of your boom

[@BigJoker]

Polk County and Perry, FL are 3 hours away. Why was 18 year old Justin so far away from his mother? I mean, clearly he's old enough to live on his own, but damn. Apparently he shouldn't have been.

[@justindiaz4356]

The news cast bit needs to be acted out. I almost pissed myself.

[@smokesesh5648]

Starting at #1

[@elpusegato]

Vegas is cheaper!?

[@anton-kt4ps]

Any update on the serial rapist ? Hopefully still in jail

[@jameswarner8038]

where are the previous 145?

[@withnail-and-i]

On patreon

[@markobranovacki7767]

hey why does it start with ep 146, where are the earlier episodes?

[@jamesgee6875]

Archive episodes on Patreon with ray kump

[@freddieluna9318]

Very LA of devan to say the lady was a Ruka lol did i hear that right

[@brrrzrrkrr3434]

how in the fucking world is this only 50k views

[@wildjaguar9970]

Monetize Tim! #youtube #monetizetim

[@dimitriprivat]

KZbin doesn't let him

[@jimgarrison9693]

Tim opening w/comedy bit blues... who woulda thunk????

[@ChilsonTV]

best ad reads out there... maybe tied with cumtown

[@ElTheDude]

So this is the end

[@bluedragonrob1]

I would put this up against Bert Kreischer's Machine for greatest story ever told.

[@cykosloth6800]

bruh I love Tim but I don't wanna pay for the podcasts before this because I can't

[@diaryofamadwhiteman9641]

No offense but you seem to have gaming streams and a game system that I'm guessing cost more to play on like psn or Xbox live. It's only 5 and way way worth it

[@cykosloth6800]

@@diaryofamadwhiteman9641 don't pay for psn I get it for free somehow 🤷🏻

[@diaryofamadwhiteman9641]

@@cykosloth6800 now that is awesome 😎

[@cykosloth6800]

@@diaryofamadwhiteman9641 it is pretty cool I can play online for free and everything I just don't get the free games every month or deals

[@wiltin]

39:51

[@bingbong1715]

🔥

[@MrBrukmann]

Is there a bit where Tim ridicules the person who does the voice at the intro?

[@bullarengue]

The son of a bitch keeps getting better.

[@tysonb1057]

wait, who is Tim Dillon?

[@beastmaster6943]

Tim Dillon is the smartest person alive The greatest comedian to ever live

[@imthebadguy3225]

Gavin McInnis sent me.

[@nopopolasturber]

I'm pretty sure I have seen a video of this episode, and I have never been a patreon member. Is this video still available somewhere? edit: actually it might've been a different episode with Devan Costa, live from the very same porch. Or maybe it's this one still.

[@Yesiamblind]

Holy shit that story about that woman and her son

[@bensachs709]

i was here

[@maxr1826]

why does devin hold his nose closed when he talks

[@link6563]

This is more depressing than Jordan Peterson. That is hard to do impressive

[@123UNFILTERED]

Are you awake

[@funnilyenough8733]

Tim Dillon looks exactly like brian windhorst. I don't have Twitter, so can someone let him know this. It's uncanny.

[@itsme48423]

wouldn't be funny if she made up the story just to fuck with tim cause she really knew who he was and was like ill tell him this story and he will told about it on his podcast or show.....there this uber driver....

[@Odd69]

I really hope you don’t sell out one day cause you are too fucking funny

[@lamolambda8349]

Whens's the fucking Bennington interview coming out You're really blowing all this publicity you got you need to release good content on a regular basis now if you want to ride that wave