147 - Love Tim (with Kevin Tienken)

[@bruceaanthony]

Haha I’m literally going through all his previous episodes … can’t stop!

[@deanbromerg8000]

Me too Tim is better than Howard Stern ever was!

[@JenManning371]

Tim Dillion puts me to sleep every evening. I ❤️ him

[@shrekka7]

Same

[@Palerider2023]

I see this comment as I turn on the episode to go to sleep. Let us dream of lobster rolls…truly

[@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679]

I use it to calm myself down when Im in a lot of pain. (Which is a lot.)

[@ladeacarr4245]

same

[@androdata]

I’m glad I have found a such a lovely community, all of whom are just as mentally ill as myself.

[@eskimointhisworld]

Anyone else out there feel an odd sort of comfort and like everything is okay when they hear Tim's voice of sanity?

[@ZombiePowerDrink]

Inshallah Tim is the voice 🙏 🙌 ❤ We shall jihad for him wherever he declairs a fatwa

[@jamesmurray4062]

I fall asleep to him all the time.

[@lukelmaooooo]

tbrtt

[@j.dproblems2011]

These old episodes were insanely funny

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

I fall asleep listening to Tim

[@unownnnn]

35:49 Jesus, he predicted the future

[@kevinb5482]

Its all he does

[@eskimointhisworld]

1:22:41 "putting it in the microwave" 😂😂🤣

[@bodybuildingnewsnetwork]

I do fall asleep listening to Tim’s voice. No lie

[@deengew]

There are literally just 2 funny people left on the planet and its Tim and Nick Mullen

[@blazedandconfused477]

Yuck

[@Siggy_Sour]

Nah there is more and is Nick funny or was YKWD an off day?

[@mattdrummond3552]

Nick Mullen, Dan Soder, Tim Dillon, Mark Normand

[@uu2568]

Alex Jones is very funny.

[@cascadeblue7268]

Don't forget Theo Von or Nick Swardson

[@Denariusjay]

That WIX ad read was straight fortune telling damn

[@tonyferra2134]

Lol the way he goes into betterhelp ad in the middle of a sentence

[@nmeyers92]

Just try again and again. Took me a very long time, but once I got it right, life finally had meaning.

[@nataliahellen6509]

Omg I love u Tim, can relate to your childhood 💜 Love U 💜 PS also had to get sober 🤷🏼‍♀️🤪

[@jackwalters598]

That better help add 😂. Tim Dillon may be my favourite person in the world.

[@thomasnunez1169]

I'm full on binge drinking right now brother.

[@cia834]

I’m on a everything but alcohol binge

[@Stbuster31]

this Kevin guy's laugh is strange

[@DeadsupraEE3]

tellem skeeter uhhuck huck huck

[@joshbaino3087]

He talks normally but laughs like he has 5 cigs in his mouth

[@mmerryweather6950]

I had a friend that laughed like that too. It was never inappropriate for the humor

[@cloudbloom]

It's not bad imo, Joey Diaz however has a laugh which makes my skin crawl it's so...... wet sounding😖

[@trentjung8035]

ahuh HUH HUH

[@Hein99]

Tim was right. I do listen to Tim when I'm going to sleep.

[@watermelonlol10]

God damnit I’m going to have to sub on Patron

[@richardphilpott1225]

betterhelp sounds fun as hell

[@michaelpaiva9924]

Love the " Squirrel Nut Zippers " intro 🏴‍☠️

[@nmeyers92]

It’s about 150,000 total men, women, and children and around 50,000 children homeless in just NYC, not the whole state that are homeless. And I’m sure a lot are uncounted for because they go in and out of homes sleeping on couches, or just move around the country and always come back to their hometown NYC in warmer weather. I’m sure the count is mostly based on people who go to shelters or talk to these census people/register homeless. Some people are literally just off the grid and not connected to anyone which makes me believe it’s higher. And now after COVID the count is going to skyrocket, since these numbers are from 2019. They may use a relatives house for their mail/proof of residence, yet sleep on the street also. Anyway, this is still a HUGE number and ridiculous how many kids can’t get public housing. I get older ones and even younger kids hate the foster care system and may rather be on the street just like elders hate the shelters. It’s a bad situation all around. The UK has a pretty good system for homeless teens and adults. Even under 18 you can still get a nice mini apartment and help finding a job and resources. Same for adults and families get a lot of help. This is just from my personal experience researching and what I’ve seen in the media so who knows if I’m making it out to be better. But on any given night in the US around 555,000 are experiencing homelessness on any given night, which is like 18 out of every 10,000 people. That means pretty much 1/5 of the homeless are in NYC, that’s crazy!! It’s unbelievable for what is supposed to be a 1st world power/rich country that is supposed to have MANY resources for homelessness and all the things that come with it (addiction, abuse, separation of family members, help getting a job and permanent public housing, food stamps and welfare money to get themselves started, serious mental health issues that need to be dealt with or the cycle repeats, physical disabilities needing accommodation, rise in criminal activity because of no money, suicide, etc.) and the fact that a good amount are VETERANS is fucking despicable. They deserve soo much help when they reach bottom. Everyone does. It lowers people going to jail, makes society as a whole happier and more efficient, eventually costing taxpayer’s less money.

[@HolyDrugLord]

When they say “homeless children”, do they mean, literal homeless children? Like children sleeping in cardboard boxes on the sidewalk or under a bridge? Cuz I have never seen a homeless child in my life, and I live in LA, the homeless capital of the world Or do they mean “homeless children” as in orphans or kids that are in foster care or being taken care of by the state? WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY HOMELESS CHILDREN?!?!

[@malecadam8182]

😐Uhhh, this is a Wendy's, ma'am

[@newdawnfades444]

❤❤❤

[@dankoni]

perfect timing to queue up after the ufc ppv 🥰

[@Jk201]

Man this episode was hilarious.... can’t stop Tim Dillion from talking and talking and talking . Every week I look forward to tdgth. Can’t wait for you to be on tin foil hat ....

[@malecadam8182]

td..IS..gth*😂

[@deanbromerg8000]

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫❤️Tim ! How about I hate Tim less than everybody else!!!🤪🤪🤪

[@kevinmeyer1354]

58:00 Love, Simon

[@milesmccall2301]

Christ those last 7 minutes were a ride

[@Ronlei]

Tim Dillon for president, pleeeeease!

[@cia834]

The end of this podcast 💀🤣

[@nicholeNTCjackson]

21:10 on the beach or not 😂😂 25:22 capitalism 😂😂

[@meganklobchar7014]

Lol BEEN trying to find a vein for hours ....smart thinking a head

[@greenguerilla1213]

How do I get in on this 'Jewelry by Tim Dillon' thing? I have cash ready to go.

[@venturehavencreations9340]

Sell. Pounce. Social security checks typically get deposited at the first or the end of the month. Do with that information as you please

[@okaydonaldwhereareyouhuh7443]

Flesh time stamping 2022 March

[@bluedragonrob1]

This guest sounds EXACTLY like Sam Tallent

[@lamolambda8349]

Still no Bennington wtf You're blowing it Tim

[@bingbong1715]

🔥

[@superhuman77733]

That became the incest-cast very fast lol

[@djbarsone]

10:21 Ummm, I free based cocaine.

[@alucard6919]

1:31:10 *Chris Chan has entered the chat*

[@superlinksx]

TIM GOES FULL INCEST 1:32:00

[@maxr1826]

lol at this lost love story rofl

[@channelname1800]

1:31:02

[@thatguydownthestreet8036]

Im thin, some people tell me im handsome, I dont think Im ugly I'm tall. I get no Cucci. I depress, and anxious, and other things not because of that it just is what it is

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

visit thailand when it opens up. it'll change you life. wear protection.

[@thatguydownthestreet8036]

@@1MinuteFlipDoc Ive hear they're mostly lady bois, and although to each their own I'm not down for a ladyboi

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

@@thatguydownthestreet8036 some (LB) - yes. mostly - no. TONS of sexy FEMALE Thai ladies that are happy to connect with western guys.

[@cascadeblue7268]

How old are you man? To be honest getting laid has little to do with your looks, but being good looking doesn't hurt by anymeans. Girls love a guy who is funny, if you can make a chick laugh, your in. I didn't start getting laid until my late 20s. I'm like you, insecure, nervous, anxious all that good stuff and I'm actually a good looking guy. My secret weapon honestly was the right amount of alcohol to knock my nervousness out but not to the point where I was clearly drunk. I started getting laid and gaining confidence that can only come from getting cooch. Best of luck but basically quit caring if you get turned down or look stupid, chicks will have mad respect for you for even having the balls to approach them.

[@devonnelson3383]

Uh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh. How can you be making fun of Alabama real estate while laughing like that

[@growcase]

“People from Norway that has never seen black people.” There’s more black people in Oslo per capita than New York City. I don’t expect Tim to know that! But thought it was a hilarious example.

[@sburn1919]

NYC it’s 25%, Oslo it’s 6%

[@NSachs-tx8xb]

I think these two took narcotics.

[@ricksanchez6665]

I’m getting drugs tonight. I’m 18. By Drugs I mean weed wax vape lol. It’s cuz the world is shit and I’m coping. Consciousness connects you to everyone on earth. And I’m tired. When I dream I travel to other worlds that could only exist in the mind. I love you all, but I love Tim more

[@HolyDrugLord]

Hey, just a warning; don’t get carried away with all that, cuz at 18 I thought I had a genius epiphany: “life is short, don’t waste time not being happy, do things that make u happy and feel good cuz life is too short to spend any of it unhappy or not feeling good” Well...... I smoke meth now and I can’t stop cuz I’ve smoked so much of it that I am chemically dependent on it I had thought “I enjoy being high, it makes me feel good”, and in order to keep feeling good u have to do more and more and more I am 27 now, and at 18 years old I was smoking weed, the dominoes can start falling down pretty quickly without even realizing it, so like I said “don’t get carried away with all that” Cuz I honestly wish I hadn’t even used drugs now, like u I was using them to cope, but now thinking back, I didn’t even actually have shit that needed coping cuz I was stronger than everything that was going on, I’m pretty sure u are stronger than everything going on too

[@Gu1d-0]

​@@HolyDrugLord Hey, good luck to you man, hope you're gonna get the help you need. Addiction fucking sucks, I'm only at booze and weed now , can't even imagine how hard it must be to kick a meth habit.

[@cascadeblue7268]

@@HolyDrugLord I've smoked that shit once and vowed never to do it again because I realized how good it was. I feel for you man, I'm an alcoholic so it's not like I'm doing great. Having an addictive personality is a curse, I think maybe if we find something other than drugs to fill our addiction we could come back? Have to find a hobby or something, I dunno but best of luck to everyone as we deal with this "Living Hell" as the great Tim Dillon would say

[@malecadam8182]

​@Holy Drug Lord hey bud, I know I'm 2 years late. I hope you're doing better, and kicked that habit man. I never tried it because i KNOW i would love it. I hope you and me a positive replPlease stay safe

[@maxr1826]

gross episode

[@cloudbloom]

Which part made it turn for you like the stale fish at a golden corral buffet on Two-fer Tuesday™?

[@Nematodeparty]

So fucking good

[@channelname1800]

1:31:01