"Our divorce is unique in the sense that neither of us want the children" 🤣
@danielmccabe98995 жыл бұрын
There’s no way this guy only has 7k followers. He’s literally changing my life. Fucking hilarious. Love him.
@KickAndDestroy5 жыл бұрын
Exactly. He's the sun and we're lucky to exist in his orbit.
@lancegoodthrust5465 жыл бұрын
Daniel McCabe, Then your life is changed for the better. I'm almost 10 years older than Tim, and a amazed at on his outlook life, WITH, his comedic style to go with it.
@cameronhopewell6415 жыл бұрын
This is my first experience watching a full stream of his. Few dudes like him. I think he would get along great with Revenge of the Cis if they haven’t already met or had a show together. They are all good men who give inspiration to sad shits like me.
@robperkins39795 жыл бұрын
He’s a national treasure that people are too stupid to realize
@UnderClassBoy5 жыл бұрын
I know, its insane
@jamesmurphy85304 жыл бұрын
“They’ll kill him” he called it lol
@SickTroll3 жыл бұрын
No he suicided
@Farfetchd.3 жыл бұрын
He called this, Covid, RBG's death, the big bulbous ass during Lizzo's show. He's an oracle.
@rdel20072 жыл бұрын
Hilary clinton is in palm beach wit a crossbow right now
@Aaronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn2 жыл бұрын
He really was spot on with that prediction though.
@catnipcommander65542 жыл бұрын
For real though
@91okie275 жыл бұрын
"She said your food's at the desk, I shouted on the phone I AM PARAPALEGIC! She knocks and brings the food to the door with me standing, I grab the food and say 'I'm cured"
@bigfoot76885 жыл бұрын
"Hillary Clinton's in Palm Beach with a crossbow" lol
@jacobjackson20995 жыл бұрын
This is literally the funniest podcast out there man.
@harrisonhutsell10724 жыл бұрын
You haven’t seen cumtown
@TheElectricUnderground4 жыл бұрын
Yes, or yes?
@HanmaAnon3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@HanmaAnon3 жыл бұрын
@@harrisonhutsell1072 the 3 fugue state musketeers
@harrisonhutsell10723 жыл бұрын
@@HanmaAnon fuckin hilarious
@namelesswalaby2 жыл бұрын
These were the good old days and we didn’t even know it
@charlieking6424 Жыл бұрын
honestly... jsut srted watching btw
@moodyhamoudi Жыл бұрын
4 years ago is the good old days in perpetuity
@tannerlane9669 Жыл бұрын
@@charlieking6424how do you know of your just started watching
@Stoney-Jacksman Жыл бұрын
this is like saying yesterday was yesterday and we didnt even know it. A generic paradoxical non statement, very American. Also speak for yourself, always. Don't be a c-unt.
@bzyboy38 ай бұрын
@@Stoney-Jacksmanyou're taking a sweet silly comment way too seriously for no reason at all, hosing a saying down with pure negativity, very european
@proddreamatnight Жыл бұрын
I can't believe how funny these episodes were. Tim had a fire in him that just doesn't exist anymore
@Currencychaser019 ай бұрын
It was a different time
@Kmc97 ай бұрын
It's called cocaine lol
@Xyerian7 ай бұрын
The pre-COVID era is the pig's best work; his hunger for fame kept him raw, fresh, and lucid. Nowadays it's all lazy sunglasses, dull guests, exhausted sighs, and staring at a browser window that a confused and fearful 'producer' is wandering through.
@paulfroelich10242 ай бұрын
@Xyerian It's still good, everything changes. Little St. James is still a Stunning Estate.
@sealevelbear5 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon > the rest of em.
@BrooklynTalent3 жыл бұрын
@1:05:43 Tim calls it spot on. "Hillary Clintons in Palm Beach with a crossbow. She's paying off some prison guard in NY to go shank him."
@imspidermannomore5 жыл бұрын
1:04:44 "thank god we have comedy. comedy will save us, don't you think" Ben's laughter in the background - priceless
@williamkincade39404 жыл бұрын
There is something spliced in a couple of frames around then.
@ldobbs23843 жыл бұрын
That's not Ben asshole.
@lancegoodthrust5465 жыл бұрын
I nearly pissed my pants when he was reading the Better Help ad. Where he's talking about The Neverending Story, "It's not The Godfather. Don't start with me. I'm trying to help you out." The only that pisses me off about this show, is that it's not one TWICE a week.
@christianfocht92804 жыл бұрын
i lost it at big dumb flying puppet
@riddlydiddlyimawantedmanin44423 жыл бұрын
pretty sure there are 2 a week if you are a patreon follower but they dont do video for the 2nd one
@ethanmatthews77255 жыл бұрын
The single greatest podcast to ever grace the Earth
@blazedandconfused4775 жыл бұрын
LoS LoS LoS
@link63975 жыл бұрын
Yea its legit, But TIN FOIL HAT with Sam Tripoli goes hard as well. Thats my favorite for sure. Check him out if you get a chance.
@lordswaggity12135 жыл бұрын
@@link6397 I honestly can't stand TFH at times. Gets too retardy for my liking. Some eps are good though. I like this one more. Actually funny.
@bgillett725 жыл бұрын
Sam Tripoli is so unbearable sometimes. TFH is alright tho.
@FakeBusinessThey Жыл бұрын
The fact that Wix didn’t keep Tim at all costs has to be the worst decision in advertising history
@paulc40915 жыл бұрын
Were all here before Tim goes supernova
@MFJoneser4 жыл бұрын
Paul C choice of supernova made me laugh ty friend
@JimmyTurner4 жыл бұрын
Whe joe goes exclusively to spotify tims going to blow up even more
@degetei52874 жыл бұрын
Indeed. I don't know if we should be here, though.
@youtert3 жыл бұрын
He is approaching 15 solar masses.
@MeanMustard6503 жыл бұрын
Call your loved ones, make amends. This man is about to blow
@joeb6947 Жыл бұрын
THIS AGED WELL.2024
@highg50885 жыл бұрын
Been waiting all week for crack, I mean Tim dillion
@KickAndDestroy5 жыл бұрын
crack+cbd = winning the great war
@Jodan25315 жыл бұрын
I only listen to Tim. All the other podcast have just stopped doing it for me. This is the END GAME
@JimmyTurner4 жыл бұрын
I just found his channel like a week ago
@nelupagu21414 жыл бұрын
@@JimmyTurner you’re in for a treat
@JimmyTurner4 жыл бұрын
@@nelupagu2141 no shit?
@AdamParadis-z3z Жыл бұрын
11:34 when Tim makes his voice high pitch like this I literally almost shit my pants from laughter everytime😭😭😭
@earfboy21465 жыл бұрын
Billy Boy was on that plane 26 times lol
@publiusvelocitor46684 жыл бұрын
Bill said he was on the plane 4 times. That's technically true, because he didn't say he was on the plane ONLY four times. This is how weasely people like the Clintons think.
@earfboy21464 жыл бұрын
Publius Velocitor They’re all literal satanist pedophiles
@xthekingsguard12297 ай бұрын
“IM JUST A BILL 🕺🏻 WHO LIVES ON A HILL”
@albosch5 жыл бұрын
That Epstein defence attorney / Jessica bit at 43:55 killed me! hahahahahahah
@user-qe2ow7qz1r5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite comedians, love the content every week it’s hilarious. Never change Tim 😂😂
@JojenStark5 жыл бұрын
This podcast doesn't even need a studio. Comedy gold is Comedy gold in any setting.
@jonsutton72189 ай бұрын
Fuck I miss this Tim, still like his podcast and everyone changes over time but this was lighting in a bottle. I rewatch all the old eps. Maniac on a porch smoking a cigarette, it's just captivating.
@cameronfosselman69835 жыл бұрын
Haven’t seen ads this good since norm Macdonald
@couchman-sw6jy5 жыл бұрын
The Mangrate
@aarongreen75275 жыл бұрын
The deck makes it look like your in a Vietnamese POW camp, an atheistic I enjoy
@Inquisitor_Perry10 ай бұрын
An atheistic I enjoy
@yeawhateverdork5 жыл бұрын
Tim you need to renegotiate your ad contracts for an additional 50%. best ad copy in the industry
@sukhbirdhillon98004 жыл бұрын
the fucking best
@robinjoy27894 жыл бұрын
Duncan trussell
@edwardchowanes77165 жыл бұрын
In order to ascend into 5D consciousness, you need to get the CBD topical cream.
@grayson09164 жыл бұрын
Don’t let Alex Jones find out
@sethjoyner3915 жыл бұрын
New favorite podcast...Tim has an amazing radio voice
@ramrodrymensnyder26484 жыл бұрын
15 minutes in and my stomach is hurting from laughing too hard. Tim is gold.
@ZKEEKZ5 жыл бұрын
PROTECT TIM DILLON AT ALL COSTS!!!..hes one of my favs :P
@antidecepticon5 жыл бұрын
33:29 Everyone plz tweet the Marriott Courtyard, that we expect a certain amount of service and this is unacceptable.
@lancegoodthrust5465 жыл бұрын
My only complaint about Tim is that he doesn't do at least two of these a week. I work a shit warehouse job and his podcast really gets me through the day. But I guess I can't be greedy. Like a 22 yr old Tim Dillon selling mortgages kind of greedy.
@evanbarger64125 жыл бұрын
Tim is the fucking man! One of the few comedians left with the balls to talk about touchy stuff and make you laugh your ass off at the same time.
@Sunny-hv7pt3 жыл бұрын
51:09 😂😂😂 Ben's reaction is basically me watching this podcast 😂
@PenguinAmbassador3 жыл бұрын
That isn’t Ben but you are still correct thank you for the time stamp to the best part
@disconnected222 жыл бұрын
The latest vid with Rogan can be headed for a million views, but true believers go back to the porch now and then...
@bassfingers4 жыл бұрын
Tim’s ads are the only ads on YT I don’t mute the sound on.
@JapaneseIrishman5 жыл бұрын
HAHA I'm just a bill I'm written in blood 😂
@sealevelbear5 жыл бұрын
I lied the Billie Elish bit, plus, though she is a minor (kind of horrifying) she is a public figure and has no grounds to complain about jokes made at her expense.
@brandenohara40995 жыл бұрын
Without her caging, she wouldn't be so creative. She should be thankful
@elcypher61024 жыл бұрын
@@brandenohara4099 🤣
@JimmyTurner4 жыл бұрын
Shes allowed to complain about it. What kind of bull shit psycho logic is that? Shes famous so she can't complain about people making jokes about her? You're not even in reality.
@sealevelbear4 жыл бұрын
@@JimmyTurner Grounds to complain, and ability/right to complain are two completely different statements. People can complain about whatever they want, including any public figures, but to complain about being joked about when you are yourself a public figure is ridiculous. Can’t take the heat, get!
@darthrevan65 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is as if Nick and Stav would've performed a fusion dance. Both in body and spirit.
@newdawnfades4444 жыл бұрын
Thank you for speaking some sense into me Tim
@cartercartercartercar5 жыл бұрын
i quite enjoyed the ad for online therapy immediately after that extremely fatalistic speech
@ronaldk5635 жыл бұрын
Best Podcast on KZbin right now
@_syd_10110_4 жыл бұрын
Tim something about you is soothing and relaxing. I’m not sure what it is.
@mattdrummond35525 жыл бұрын
I gotta say I like the sidekick cuz he hardly speaks. And I never minded his laugh (but I'm also the type that never minded Stav's laugh)
@grayson09164 жыл бұрын
Stavs laugh is only for those who appreciate the finer things in life.
@hamburglr14 жыл бұрын
His names ben you scumbag
@ldobbs23843 жыл бұрын
@@hamburglr1 That's not Ben asshole.
@brewitt15 жыл бұрын
The best podcast outro ever, everyone else go home. the game is done.
@1MinuteFlipDoc3 жыл бұрын
1:05:50 "They'll kill him." BOOM! WOOOOOOOW! Timmy D channeling the future - again!!!
@TheGregcawthorne3 жыл бұрын
Id pay damn good money to see Tim and Patrice on a podcast together.
@alexsherman59975 жыл бұрын
Best podcast on the planet
@blazedandconfused4775 жыл бұрын
LoS LoS LoS
@danielseliger11233 жыл бұрын
The old days is where the gold lies my friends
@laptv21443 жыл бұрын
Kinda funny to hear Ben laughing off camera before he was the one in the other seat
@pcarnold92 жыл бұрын
Ben needs to be locked away
@iolio14 жыл бұрын
Might be my favorite podcast episode of anything.
@jsinclair70553 жыл бұрын
The other guy’s impression of his gay uncle was so fucking hilarious
@therealwilfreddierkes99802 жыл бұрын
Check out his podcast. He has an almost entire one talking about his uncle. It’s great.
@15946155 жыл бұрын
“I’m cured”
@horrifyinggelatinousblob5 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon when do you hold the first cult meeting. Please provide muffins and juice and CBD/online therapy
@pepper01715 жыл бұрын
The stranger things bit was one of the funniest things I've ever heard
@briansavage9325 жыл бұрын
Tim is just the best.
@plixplop5 ай бұрын
Crazy to hear this podcast AFTER Epstein was killed...
@laurapearson33703 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this 2 years later.....right on the money
@0m3g4wolf85 жыл бұрын
Holy Shit, Tim! Please watch The Neverending Story and comment throughout.
@OutlierConcepts3 жыл бұрын
Am I surprised Tim Dillons mom was verbally breaking down restaurant staff? Not. Even. Remotely.
@strobe1555 жыл бұрын
We don't deserve Tim Dillon......Dear.God........
@a1tony1702 жыл бұрын
“What were they discussing? Farm subsidies?” Brilliant 🤣
@imhatchmantoo2 жыл бұрын
When he's pretending to be the defense attorney, he's such a good sales man , i was like hmmm he's right ☠️😆
@kayhoorn4 жыл бұрын
1:05:45 lol the prophecy came true. Great minds think alike.
@baronvonsnazzy33555 жыл бұрын
Google play didn't put this week's episode (156) on, can I get it on stitcher? This happened to Stanhope a few years ago too.
@jimgarrison96935 жыл бұрын
I heard it was like 26 flights!!!
@Farfetchd.2 жыл бұрын
"Hillary Clinton's in Palm Beach with a crossbow."
@K8_K4k5 жыл бұрын
100% WE were There. But were called "Conspiracy Theorists"
@papaluego95075 жыл бұрын
Fuck them all
@mcp46733 жыл бұрын
the intro of tim immitating pelosi is the gayest gesture we’ll ever see tim
@jaycrib3034 жыл бұрын
The better help ad was deep asf 🤣
@mendypeters84893 жыл бұрын
*Holy shiz, this was one of the first Tim pods I listened almost 2 years ago, oh my, i even forgot he chain smoked* second time watching it, 'death of a sales man' though on Ari's show is still the #1 Timcast, then cancel your family, then feral, then all the ones with lesbian Air bnb itches, then _shit they're all masterpieces_ *wait is this the best....thing....EVER?* 🤣
@closeairsupport64853 жыл бұрын
The prophet Tim D called this whole thing. That’s nuts
@joshuabartlett40502 жыл бұрын
classic Tim Dillon, reminds me of a very slightly better time before the Kung Flu
@Derek_Keenan11 ай бұрын
the subliminal message at 35:21 says "INFINITE CBD"
@therealwilfreddierkes99802 жыл бұрын
I’ve finally figured out where the porch is!
@AlexGarcia-me6md Жыл бұрын
It was an ohhhh shit moment for me too
@mustnotsleepmustwarnothers64635 жыл бұрын
Wow people are still pushing better help? Thought it was common knowledge that it's a scam at this point.
@couchman-sw6jy5 жыл бұрын
MustNotSleep MustWarnOthers I don’t think Tim gives a fuck
@mysticalpineapple72634 жыл бұрын
Tim talking about Epstein is so funny each time
@cointelpromusic63755 жыл бұрын
33:33 hahaaa room service bit
@dankoni5 жыл бұрын
my fav sat night companion while i wait for the ~2am DMs to start rolling in 😇
@owengambo4819 Жыл бұрын
This might be my favorite episode
@xthekingsguard12297 ай бұрын
Im going back and listening to the ones with Devon ..i usually skip them since I cant stand him but im desperate for more Tim .
@bossHogOG5 жыл бұрын
The sidekick isn’t laughing into the mic this time, thank you. Now I can watch and enjoy. Thank god for Tim Dillon.
@jgarcia28235 жыл бұрын
Gay Bucky
@whitecandaceowens2 ай бұрын
50:33 absolutely legendary
@RickTroutner Жыл бұрын
And epstein and all of his associates were caught, Tim lost all the weight and we all lived happily ever after.
@realexkav Жыл бұрын
And I am a straight man
@eskimointhisworld4 жыл бұрын
Listening to this for the 2nd time cause it's so funny and also so true.
@FFLBenjaminzАй бұрын
One of the greatest episodes in the history of TDS
@danb5964 жыл бұрын
"at epsteins trial" Best joke of the night
@yuanjiazhu79405 жыл бұрын
'we are about to find out sandy hook wasnt real, CAUSE THATS COMING!' - Tim Dillon 2019 i fucking lost it. this dude is a national treasure.
@P.Aether4 жыл бұрын
1:05:47 The prophecy has been revealed
@frannyy93094 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon needs to keep his ethics from one year ago for today!!!! TIM!!! DONT FORGET WHO YOU ARE
@josephkicko40253 жыл бұрын
I like how Tim just casually calls Epstein getting killed.
@CharlieMartini63 жыл бұрын
Tims comedy is unparalleled
@WickedMo135 жыл бұрын
I died at the strange things smoking crack rock rant but this last season wasn’t so bad especially that never ending story scene, that was my shit
@paulfroelich10244 жыл бұрын
Billie Eilish popularity is profoundly disturbing. How people are angry is beyond me.
@chikato71065 жыл бұрын
oh my fucking Tim has the best Better Help advertisement I'm literally laughing my fucking ass off.
@CamGroves5 жыл бұрын
I promise you Wix isn't paying enough for these ads.