15 of the WORST Action Figures Ever!

[@kennethhill-d1g]

That April O’Neal looks like Peggy Bundy

[@Davidgoldenswan]

@@kennethhill-d1g peg was better looking 😂😂

[@xocab]

Great way to spend a Sunday morning looking at action figures that suck. Lol Glad I caught you here.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Thanks!

[@jasonchislett3282]

I'm in Hollywood, hungover as hell, from a concert last night, I feel rough, really rough, I crawl out of my bed thinking this morning is hell, and I see this video and all is right with the world. You keep on saving me dude 😂 😂😂

[@AnakinsDomain1]

That Aunt May figure looks like Gary Busey 😅😅

[@Davidgoldenswan]

J Jona Jameson 😂 looks like a sanfransisco stage dancer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JurassicCreator]

I know Im gonna get torched for this, but the original kenner Han Solo looks weird as hell. They straight up gave him a bowl-cut.

[@Davidgoldenswan]

That punisher😂 I bet he is popular in sanfransisco 😂😂😂😂

[@CaryGold89]

Damn

[@PaganLyon]

That Wolfsbane figure was from a set of repaints sold mostly at KB toys I think. Originally a sculpt for Deathbird. They really messed up that one.

[@SOUTHERNPRIDE246]

Maybe I am just weird but I feel like I want to collect everything on this list.

[@barfyman-dm6zx]

CHUCKLES. When I got this figure as a gift as a kid? Wasn't feeling it. Is this a fucking joke? As an adult? CHUCKLES rips🤘

[@redboone1509]

Gi Joe did not do a transformers rip off that I know of but they did team up. Equally as bad

[@BrianGeers]

The reason why Meteorbs look so egg-like is because that’s exactly what they were meant to be. Mattel imported a Japanese toy line called “Tamagora” and gave them a new backstory and folded them into the MOTU lore by making them Stondar/Rokkon-adjacent rock beings. Tamago = Egg in Japanese.

[@christianbrix4311]

It's absolutely uncanny how much Zombie Aunt Mae looks like Sarah Jessica Parker

[@skippermatt7939]

"Destroyed Cassandra" from the Doctor Who line was pretty stupid. The character is a human face stretched across a life support frame. Well the "destroyed" version is just the same figure with the face removed, so it just looks like a weird empty picture frame.

[@jasonking3182]

I really don’t think a lot of G1 Transformers have aged all that well. The current line starting with War for Cybertron is a great representation of what I imagined Transformers was as a kid. If only we could get them with Vac metal

[@cjflan32]

In mild defense of the Episode II figures, if you had the arena playset a lot of those posed figures fit in well.

[@brandonleblanc955]

I remember when they released the Eeth Koth figure at the tail end of POTJ, and at the time I loved how dynamic the pose looked. But really, if you want to use him in a Jedi Council scene, he looks like he's gone crazy and is about to slaughter the whole council. But yes, as a one-off use in a very specific scene, it looked fine.

[@cjflan32]

Yes, that Luke was poorly sculpted, but back then Hasbro was making figures from specific scenes in the films. This Luke was clearly designed for the scene where he cuts Vader's hand off. If you used a Vader figure to grab the rail and kept Luke's arms behind the back it's good for a throne room diorama.

[@johnmorey720]

One of the Pretenders turns into a two-headed human. it's great.

[@redboone1509]

I have always thought the Aunt May figure looks like Gary Busey in Drag. Also I think the worst looking TMNT figs would have to be the mutating turtles and the pizza blasting turtles. They both have terrible sculpts and the mutating turtles have their back legs being used as front legs and it just looks bad

[@Davidgoldenswan]

@@redboone1509 people love turtle's man😂 they will buy them all😂and do😂

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Why would the turtles be fighting the Hand? 😄 That Aunt Mae figure looks like Gary Busey in drag.

[@jswinderman1979]

Aunt May looks like Gary Busey and the Baroness looks like Meg Griffen.

[@jamesiagulli1482]

Aunt May looks like Gary Busey is playing her.

[@ChaosZero1031]

That Wolfsbane looks like it actually has a pretty decent sculpt but the hair is ridiculous. They probably should have gave her flocking similar to like what Playmates did for the original Movie Star Splinter from the 2nd Turtles movie which makes me wish Neca would release flocked variants for their Splinters.

[@carlswicegood4519]

That Luke could stand in for freakish Dick Jones as he's falling from the OCP building in Robocop

[@k1df1n]

I think a lot of Transformers fans would say G1 Broadside is the worst. Total brick in all modes, no features, bland color choices, and the scale is absurd. However, be prepared to hear a very long rant about Action Masters and/or gold plastic syndrome if you're brave enough to ask a TF fan about bad Transformers.

[@Davidgoldenswan]

I love those over top man figure's 😂 great talking points at a party 😂😂😂😂

[@Releasethebats123]

Great channel. I can’t wait to see it blow up soon!

[@harrybehemoth2751]

They used that Aunt May in the old Twisted Toyfare Theater strips.

[@f.a.p.8169]

For me, it was Toybiz X-Men Spy Wolverine. I remember as a kid thinking oh cool, another Wolverine action figure! Then I move his goggle type mask out of the way.... hmm okay. He looks like Sylvester Stallone with googly eyes. Good figure, bad head sculpt design.

[@brandonleblanc955]

Star Wars POTF2 released an atrocious R5-D4 that had a feature where it split open and shot a projectile. Even if those first few waves in 1995-96 had them too muscular (more or less following the trend of the times), this one was just ridiculous. Later Hasbro SW figures that were pre-posed, from the late Power of the Jedi through AOTC and the Saga line were just awful, too. There was one Obi-Wan that had a spin-kick feature and it had one leg that stayed perfectly straight and the figure pivoted to simulate a roundhouse kick...

[@LandofMert76]

What were they thinking with those star wars sculpts. Ugh

[@jeffjordan5503]

I had one of those metoroid things. I never realized they were from the MOTU line.

[@ClaireEClairePoole]

the J stands for jacked as all hell

[@INMATEofARKHAM]

I started this video thinking Crystal Ball woukd be on it but quickly realized he was a 10 out of a 10 compared to most of these monstrosities. 🤣

[@Valandar2]

If you think Pretenders Grimlock is the worst, you never saw Staxx. And at 21:20 - I think that version looks like Daria from the 90s cartoon cosplaying as the Baroness, in the Daria art style. :D

[@Davidgoldenswan]

The baroness looks like a librarian 😂😂😂

[@serveaux]

6:09 Finally, a cosplay for my body type besides Wario! 😂

[@LandofMert76]

Almost any transformer. Ram man. Figures with no articulation.

[@jamestaylorjr2521]

Aunt May looks like Gary busey

[@EnjoyingMyWork]

I could not agree more. I was cracking up. Thank you 🤣

[@Davidgoldenswan]

Alot of kids love gross toys 😂so sweaty man😂was probably a hit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gen_X_Jay]

So many options hahaha Lets goooooo

[@Davidgoldenswan]

Aunt may😂 looks like she came back from the dead 😂😂😂😂

[@stillfirebellows]

Ahhhh good ole Gary Busey Aunt May! So scary!!!

[@Releasethebats123]

Can you do an episode on the resident evil 2 toy biz collection from the 90s? Some were hit and miss and i own them all if you need addition pictures for your channel😊

[@Davidgoldenswan]

May be the turtle dress like clowns for a party 😂 they can get some free pizza 😂😂

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Well Michelangelo is a clown so it kinda suits him.

[@PaganLyon]

That JJJ figure was from another repaint, reuse set. The head was an alternate head for Chameleon. The body looks like a recast of Mister Fantastic. since there wasn't a good suited body to use, I guess somebody thought the cloth clothes was good enough. That person was wrong. Very wrong.

[@PaganLyon]

The wild thing is that Jonah would have been the selling point for that box set being the only "original" figure in the set.

[@CaryGold89]

I had a maximum sweat mankind figure

[@modernretrorenaissance2520]

I did it too. I’m not gonna lie.

[@Davidgoldenswan]

I'd have brought April 😂 she is packing bazookas 😂😂😂

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Oh, I am buying one. Immediately

[@Davidgoldenswan]

@@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal 😁👍😂😂😂