159 - Bomb Disney World

[@coloradomotion1836]

Here in 2023 because this may be the greatest art ever produced.

[@palettetools6461]

KZbin has Tim on don't amplify shadow ban.

[@PAWGmoth]

@@palettetools6461 go watch Alex jones u quack 😂

[@ivywoodxrecords]

It’s a classic. Verified certified

[@benjaminst.pierre6448]

2024

[@eduardomorales4787]

2024.5

[@pedroberoes49]

These porch days were gold.

[@Clubskunk]

Imagine being retired in Florida and taking a sunset stroll and u hear this conversation from there balcony.

[@jhart1127]

Serves you fucking right.

[@davidperez5089]

I doubt they could decipher what is being said with those ears.

[@jaybirddee3790]

Such a funny allusion! Lolol!!

[@jhart1127]

@Mr. Bum Tickler I don't think they speak English natively... Let's move on before we get hashtagged for a hate crime...

[@WanderingBat]

@@jhart1127 allusion is a word that could fit here tbh

[@matthalpin6656]

These will forever be the 'good old days' of Tim's career! Long live the King of Long Island!

[@furiousd123456]

god damn how did it take me so long to start listening to tim dillon

[@frostychickenprods]

Yes

[@amiller9370]

me too!

[@Dalwhinnie15]

Me too. Late to the game.

[@JeffWithAnF]

I started in September and just got to this ep!

[@allburtromburtington9959]

Yaaas!

[@eqx7168]

So Tim's parents went to Disney World to save their marriage, like some kind of consumerist Ayahuasca retreat for boomers

[@diannh2894]

😭😭😭😭😭🤣

[@destytayzo77]

Lmao

[@COOK1EMONST4R]

Like you’ve ever done one

[@Sophisticlesenergy]

This sounds like tim wrote it

[@Kennyc313313]

Yes or yes

[@Bob-jn8gt]

These ad reads are revolutionary. I wish he’d go back to this style.

[@alucard6919]

44:59 "Friendliness... is desperation and fear." - Tim Dillon

[@LeTrioMen]

2024 and this is still probably his best episode if not top 5

[@ivywoodxrecords]

I come back to listen to the porch quite often. It’s a happy place for me

[@maxkline6876]

top 3, life in the big city all the way for #1

[@LeTrioMen]

@@maxkline6876 you know ball 🤝

[@dukx3986]

​@maxkline6876 just listened to that episode again last night. I couldn't stop laughing. It's not just what he is saying but the tone of voice he uses.

[@tylerk3616]

Were the dirtbags, is also an all time great, and often forgotten about.

[@ANARCHITECT708]

The Wix commercial might be Tim's crowning achievement 👏

[@lastsonshine]

that might just be the longest ad read I've seen on KZbin

[@t_royfilms]

Tim when you spoke about your parent’s divorce it felt like you were describing my entire life. Thanks for the pod.

[@rprp13]

legit just what I went thru high as fuck lol. 5 mins ago I legit said to myself "am I Tim Dillon?"

[@An0nAm0nda]

Preach!

[@d3monsn0wkitty]

Life in the big city

[@DannySullivanMusic]

your comment is 1000% right

[@kindadecent9754]

@@d3monsn0wkitty it’s more depressing in the country lol. You have options in the city

[@StephenLawson]

"Friendliness is desperation and fear." New world philosophy

[@CJVS995]

Chimp smiling fearing for its life

[@crd88918]

“Things are coming... you’re not gonna wanna be high for them. Get it together.” Tim Dillon, august 2019

[@brianarc2]

Felt like he was talking to me!

[@sean_69]

@goatstop 😂😂😂. Tim inspired me to stop binging Percocet.

[@Peadeymclovin]

@@sean_69 he inspired me to start binging Percocet

[@austinlittle1638]

@@Peadeymclovin he inspired me to switch from percocet to cocaine.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

yes. 100% right!

[@MultiY4]

I've listened to this episode 10 times and I cry laughing every time.

[@ethanweaver8757]

I come back once a month just for this one

[@JenManning371]

Same guys

[@BlazRa]

It's classic

[@ladeacarr4245]

same

[@jhinabuser7699]

Same here man. I always come back to this episode and a few others that were released around the same time xd

[@mortimersnerd1]

"this is life for most people: its just drudgery and hell and you get one moment of weightlessness where water is sprayed in your face and then they hand you a picture and go 'GET THE FUCK OUT"

[@DannySullivanMusic]

totally. entirely spot on.

[@albosch]

Don't change anything guys. This is pure gold. Cheers from Germany!

[@jsp7218]

@@SamuelGomes-ed8ux hahahahwtfhaha

[@chadlermondor8785]

How crazy I just watched saving private Ryan today

[@davidperez5089]

Cheers to Sonor & Hohner German fellow! Ghe best!!

[@DannySullivanMusic]

could not agree more. utterly right dude

[@goldencheese7247]

Na guck mal einer an. Den Kommentar hab ich vor 2 Jahren doch glatt übersehen.

[@christopherrobbin847]

This is the shit they should play in elevators

[@amberdiaz5847]

"I HAVE 100 ACRES FOR $14 DOLLARS" ........... "Sir, you live on Skinwalker Ranch" LMFAOOOOO!!! this guy is a legend

[@BlazRa]

That would be an amazing deal plus you get the added benefit of all types of cool paranormal stuff to check out

[@masterprattu]

I miss Ben's laugh punctuating the jokes. It makes the whole thing sooo much better.

[@jasondelvaux3036]

I love Tim's delivery so much. After I listen to his show, I find myself speaking like this to co-workers, family members, and random children this way. So much fun.

[@dominiciervasi1176]

Tim Dillon has the best commercials on the web.

[@escapedvivesectionist7011]

That CBD ad was something else right?

[@dominiciervasi1176]

@@escapedvivesectionist7011 He could convince you to buy his bathwater I think.

[@PT-tv9my]

When does the add start

[@sellersgarner]

​@@PT-tv9my yeah ,,,how the fuck am I missing it?

[@goncalo1485]

Episode 213, exactly 1 hour, dick pills ad, is the funniest thing you will ever hear

[@aplacetobewithmythoughts7428]

When he went over the story of his family in Disney Land and Tim's Father said "Would you shut the fuck up so these THINGS will come over here!?" I've honestly never laughed that hard in over a year at least.

[@Bobin10101]

@@CJSteibok

[@Sayiiid]

@@CJSteib way better when its real

[@Wetzelpretzels]

I just got banned from the beach, cause i was playing this on my Bluetooth portable speaker

[@ballzzd33p29]

#Ballz.

[@Sprite_525]

Life in the big city

[@richardbaer711]

I got chewed out by homeowner that I was contracting for when she overheard some of that s***

[@johnbarron383]

@@richardbaer711 What did she say?

[@MouldyFudd]

hahaha

[@Michaelblake97]

The other guy just constantly giggling and snickering throughout the whole time Tim is talking makes this podcast soo funny

[@Xenochrist95]

His job is to record the show. He probably can't help the laughing.

[@Roy_mustang7]

I like that he makes an effort to put him on camera, while not forcing him to feel like he has to participate constantly.

[@digger3578]

I delivered a motorcycle to Walt Disney Miller’s house. (Grandson of Disney) He pulled out some cash to tip me and it was a one hundred dollar bill. He saw it and said, “oops. Let me go get some other cash.” He walked next door to his OTHER house on mulholland drive and came back with a five dollar bill and gave it to me. Frankly, I thought it was hilarious.

[@nateclark8208]

Too funny

[@MentholBreeze]

Sure ya did pal

[@aliencorporation2001]

The CBD ad is funnier than most specials.

[@hairingtonpiesworth7962]

I reminded and listened twice

[@Gonk]

Yeah he does the best product ads lol

[@brianlewis1372]

Dude wtf was that shit hahaha

[@elliotjoseph9654]

Was just about to say the same shit 😭😂😂😂😂

[@daviscrowell2918]

SHIT! cbd ad hit me haard

[@milkcatdog394]

I love this episode the most. His telling of the final horror always kills me 😭

[@dcrea9416]

The horrah

[@LynisaStark]

This is the best thing I discovered in 2020 Edit: woahh the likes 🥺 one year later, still following Tim, what a guy

[@sublimelove23]

Yes

[@moonbear894]

When he said, in 2019, "society is on the verge of imminent collapse" well, the feels...all the Feels

[@roberttg3767]

F

[@laurentlin3068]

It's true. This guy is fking legend

[@emmureify]

Facts

[@unownnnn]

Tim Dillon's pop culture knowledge is unparalleled. Hilarious guy

[@DannySullivanMusic]

could not agree more. 10000% accurate

[@logibear3464]

He has a book of facts

[@ladeacarr4245]

agree... tim sees the world like we all should 🤣

[@paulcarmi8130]

You forgot nick mullen!

[@taylorroberts1657]

So proud to see this episode earn a million views. It’s because we wished him well.

[@fillyourlifewithferenc5567]

Around the 14-minute mark when Tim was talking about his parents divorce, the dining room table, and what he was about to start doing the age of 13 really hit home. We all really need to focus on what matters not bickering over the small stuff.

[@broussard41]

Holy fuck ... what Tim said about marriages needing just enough money to keep it going, not too little or too much. Nailed it.

[@Aus10march]

I come back to this once every 3 months

[@CJSteib]

We are approaching 6 months, welcome back

[@VA-gu1jq]

Life in the Big City!

[@TheDeathvice187]

@@CJSteibtimes ticking

[@xxxxOS]

I got some shitty, frustrating news today, I didn't have much hope that there was anything for me to watch today with the mood I'm in. Then this pops up. Thanks Tim.

[@jflanagan9696]

Life in the big city. (Hope everything turned out ok!)

[@wylard]

This truly is the funniest podcast episode on earth, ive never seen someone string together such nonesenseless ramblings together into genuine comedy before like this

[@luisalegria8634]

Lol " Will you shut the fuck up so those things will come over here " I'm dying.

[@benmecha01]

These Covid Florida podcasts were so good he was in his bag during these

[@MonkeMane]

Watching tims podcast is helping me crawl out of a deep depression. Who needs therapy not me

[@nickjklol]

Forreal i think tims ability to take everything in stride and make light out of the most depressing of topics is kinda uplifting

[@Law9652]

Hearing his soul-destroying misanthropy somehow cheers people up.

[@TheSneakyDingus]

Try better help -Tim

[@TheSneakyDingus]

@@Law9652 fuck off man

[@Mr_Boifriend]

✨ same. Nothing feels real to me anymore. Only thing I’m genuinely enjoying is Tim Dillon rants. Peace 🙏 ✨

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

The great thing about Tim Dillon, is he not only tears himself and the world down. He actually tears you down too. My favorite reality check.

[@jessarhodes6196]

I can never tell when Tim is being serious when he talks about his family.

[@dennydarkko]

I feel like his “fake business” rant is real because it was so vivid and raw

[@lostinthewoods8032]

Using your time poorly is the new productivity. Lead us to hell Tim.

[@joeyvalentic4439]

Hardest I’ve ever laughed at a podcast. Here in 2024.

[@trashboat_]

facts timmy is him

[@daraghcuddy244]

Haha same. So funny.

[@kennethmassa6682]

The first twenty minutes absolutely killed me

[@coloradomotion1836]

This podcast, of all them, is my favorite.

[@jhart1127]

Hey from England. I used to work with a super pernicious, uppity guy who happened to be a failed dancer. He used to be Tigger at Disney World and was rugby tackled by a fat German kid over a small white picket fence in the park 🤷‍♀️ life in the big city.

[@pierrex3226]

I doubt that's real. That's incredibly ungerman.

[@moodyangel]

I heard someone once say "Disneyland/World is for people who are too stupid to plan a vacation" and that's always how I've seen it.

[@jhart1127]

Or with a young kid 🤷‍♀️ I dunno, yeah there's plenty of other places to go but you pop a baby out you gotta know dark times are ahead.

[@jflanagan9696]

5 grand for a week waiting in lines and overpaying for everything.

[@Attmay]

Even I can do that. It is really not that hard.

[@JJ_hehehehehe]

RIP Ben.

[@bungs-q7l]

I always come back to these old podcasts on the balcony with tim chain smoking... always the best

[@gibsonflyingv2820]

One thing I'm stunned no commenters here have mentioned, is the wikipedia page regarding all the injuries, accidents and scandals at Disney world. I know I'm years late, but the information is out there and Tim nailed it once again, an endless list of horrible things have occurred, one of those Disney character actors in costume even groped a women, sick stuff, but still pretty funny.

[@pierrex3226]

Statistical inevitability that is. Although you can be sure Disney is hoping they can get robots to replace staff: no healthcare, no groping, no passing out, better margins, 24/7 shows. Basically the T1000 in a Mickey costume.

[@TN-xx4ih]

Tim: “I think I have a long future with Disney world” Video title: “Bomb Disney”

[@thatguydownthestreet8036]

The show is at its best when Tim is chain-smoking on a porch... I imagine if Tim relapsed it'd be the finest 1-5 episodes of podcasting n history.

[@tripleodipple9614]

you have my vote for tim relapsing. not trying to offend anyone, but hypothetically speaking, if you were to purchase my vote for something, and it were to be that, i would make it racist.

[@Jamal-f6z]

It'll just be ads if he relapses

[@Inevitabledreamss]

@@Jamal-f6z HAHAHA - you're certainly right

[@nickw7619]

@@Jamal-f6z Bert kreisher and Tom Segura must be cokeheads then based on the amount of ads on their Two Bears One Cave podcast with tim

[@MoldyDragon]

You may have your wish right now

[@blueberry22222]

The first time Ben laughed in this clip is when Tim was talking about the kids in cages children of divorce and trafficking 💀

[@Russian-Doll-007]

Peak tim. Oh we dont know the beauty of a moment until it becomes a memory.

[@pinupsquirrel7980]

Ending 2022 listening to this episode, after eating Whataburger in a small Texas town. God bless.

[@yanquiufo7113]

That was very esoteric of you

[@infinite9100]

Tim predicted covid, BLM riots, and the storming of the capital “things are coming” However, he was wrong about one thing. I sure am happy I’ve been high through it all

[@vincentkc48]

Amen

[@sublimelove23]

nothing but bong rips and quietly working my office job this whole pandemic, still havent got sick but got a great new used car in 2020 and a big raise this month, life in the big city baby

[@theboyslovemovies]

@@sublimelove23 gang

[@Sniperboy5551]

@Gabriel Valles “new used car” sounds like an oxymoron, but I know what you’re saying lmao

[@inspir.edmusic]

@@Sniperboy5551I just put on a new used condom!

[@loislee2895]

I'm here for Tim's sales techniques. The adverts are arguably the best part.

[@ethanweaver8757]

I listen to this once a month just because it’s my favorite episode

[@paulfroelich1024]

I will never stop being thankful for my folks making it work.

[@TheKuinshi]

I need clips of the CBD AD, and the part where Tim is using splash mountain as a metaphor for life

[@escapedvivesectionist7011]

So good.

[@bullmoosemedia]

"that ginger demon..." - thank you Tim, that got a hearty laugh out of me. 57:40

[@lukewojdylo9241]

It's 2021. Tim looks exactly the same. Ben looks like he's gone through a divorce. Bless that man.

[@nathanlaffargue3559]

Wix halfway through this video is the best ad I’ve ever heard in my life!

[@tony9146]

Listening to this for the first time in 2024 and so much of what he said was prophetic, not to mention how disappointing it is that folks couldn’t get past their ego to heed his comments in the last minutes of this episode.

[@rekon798]

"Friendliness is fear and desperation" lmfao Tim is a legend

[@GracieKiller660]

I have watched this so many times and it still puts me in tears. Tim is just next level

[@MattMillerRealComedy]

I just love seeing two guys hanging outside and talking and having a good time

[@dilloncloonan1393]

This is arguably the best tim dillon episode. I think the history hyenas episode around 180 is the only episode that competes with this one. Maybe life in the big city

[@ballzzd33p29]

Going to taco bell SOBER is unforgivable - Tim Dillon...

[@vaughncollins1386]

That wix ad was the best ad read possibly of all time

[@kevinveloso3387]

This is fucking ridiculous. I can't believe he's just literally talking off the dome. So funny. So dark. The comedian for our zeitgeist.

[@UniMatrix_1]

Yes

[@tocodelray]

That gradual transition to the advertisement was the funniest thing ever. I felt like a frog who just realized he was boiling in a pot.

[@anthonyrisola6144]

Tim ranks up there with Bill Burr when it comes to ad reads. Very entertaining.

[@robanderson1470]

Hess trucks as a retirement plan - didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

[@Kennyc313313]

If you could make the porch your new permanent new studio , nothing better could happen for mankind

[@EchoesofaDistantTime]

This basically all happened to me too Tim. Divorced parents and the disney trip

[@OutlierConcepts]

"You're gonna fail anyway....you might as well try"

[@F1986R]

Honestly, I haven't seen even 10% of Tim's work. A living legend

[@CJSteib]

welcome, maxime

[@Wolfspiritzero]

"Friendliness is desperation and fear." This is why I don't trust anyone who tries way too hard to be nice.

[@Jay.Lombardii]

20:56 is one of Tim’s best😂

[@andrewlaco1776]

That CBD ad proves Tim is our Tony Robbins.

[@anniemal9312]

Arguably, his peak performance.

[@igriesert8561]

Love your show man. It's awesome to hear comedy and also truth through the same lense. Someone willing to address the ugly shit we all see and feel but find the humor in it. It's an art for sure.

[@GreedyGniuz]

This guy should get paid more by the advertisers . He makes them so funny I actually never skip or forward the commercials .

[@michaelokorodudu2315]

This run of episodes from 159 to Life in the Big City are the best he's ever done. The joy I got the first time round was unparalleled but going back to them now and seeing them back to back is almost as good. Hilarious run of episodes!

[@user-bu7gl1kz3j]

Ginger demon when referring to Mark Zuckerberg is so accurate 😂

[@snappingturtlehiddentiger6571]

*Atleast your dad didn’t have affair with the babysitter. My pastor of a father was screwing an underprivileged girl called Remi who didn’t have a screen door. Came to church to try and find a better life from her awful existence and Mr pillar of the community struck 1.2.3. Gross. My mum, the pastors wife was stoned, my brothers and I became heroin addicts and my baby brother is in jail for murder. Yep. Parents really F their kids up*

[@nikola7802]

Jesus

[@Kyle-xt8ip]

Aunt Bessie's table and the hi I'm about to embark on a decade of drug binging pretty much wrapped up my childhood. My parents have been divorced since 99 and the still hate each other's guts. Their divorce was so awful that it has impacted three generations of people negatively. It's very annoying. They wonder why I don't call and chat them up everyday. 🤣

[@Syn4kh]

When even the ads are funnier than the funniest moments of other shows

[@davidmartin2631]

Thank you for your take on divorcing parents, Tim. My parents aren't divorced, but they often hate each other, and i routinely end up mediating. i never heard anyone describe it like this until now.

[@jamesmurray3889]

16:00 I lived it. it's my earliest childhood memory and it's still clear as a bell.

[@Beejanew]

I’m so happy to be here and find this years later

[@FM-pr1ht]

10-14-23

[@michaelamariani8814]

My favorite part is a Timmy boy inhaling the cigarette as he condemns the weeed! Now that is comedy!!!😂

[@brandonnelson94]

We’ll miss you Ben )’:

[@sevski]

He dead or just fired?

[@skinsweatshirt]

@@sevski dead

[@kevinblue1976]

@@sevski he decided to leave. He started his own podcast with his brother and Devan it’s called Lemon party and it’s hilarious

[@jakeobryan12obryan32]

He was fired he confirmed

[@jakeobryan12obryan32]

@@kevinblue1976 he was fired he messaged me

[@williamcondon7759]

I didn’t believe Tim was gay until I saw him smoke a cigarette

[@BlazRa]

Yeah it has to be the gayest way I've ever seen anybody smoke anything and one time I literally saw a guy in assless chaps and black leather smoke an origami penis-shaped joint

[@ericbontheweb]

And flip his hair

[@pencils812]

He doesn't seem to be inhaling the smoke into his lungs. He sucks it into his mouth and then blows it out. Is he a fake smoker?

[@chuckn4851]

@@ericbontheweb And said Amy Schumer was funny

[@Jimbow-sz9kh]

​@@chuckn4851that's mind blowing. How does someone so funny and talented have a comedy opinion that blatantly wrong? Tim is truly an eniggma

[@lazylion420]

tell me this isn't the most beautiful sunset you've ever enjoyed

[@vitaviscera]

couldnt even tell that was a wix ad-read for like 4 minutes

[@sosadagod6963]

Its like GTA radio, love it. But it all makes sense in a weird way

[@stephenpettinger1]

Tim is Long Island’s Robert Tilton, able to seamlessly demonstrate any product’s merits and your shortcomings it will medicate. Truly the most honest news voice out there

[@JustActNormal]

2 years in and Disney rant is better than ever lol

[@juwebles4352]

I normally fall asleep to the TDS, I don't do it with any other podcast but something about hearing a man from Rhode island yelling is soothing

[@agreen182]

I just started listening to Tim’s show this week and have laughed out loud more times than I did the previous 5 years combined

[@YankMil1]

So accurate. I took my 2 kids at Disney after divorce and had 7 days to get there and back. We went to Disney 4x, Blizzard Beach, Hollywood Disney, Epcot, DT Disney plus Universal both parks 2x. I was so fing exhausted. The 2nd divorce from my husband my lawyer was 8000 plus $. Tim’s right NEVER get married unless prenup. TD is a rockstar and it one of my favorite parts of my life. I know sad Lol