161 - The Los Angeles Liars

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Tim broadcasts from the deck and argues why it's virtuous to never tell the truth, rants on the Jeffrey Epstein case, and offers an apology to the Your Mom's House Network.
disclaimer Sorry about the video quality on this one. I tried recording in a higher frame rate and the camera intermittently tries to focus throughout the episode. Probably will be annoying to some. Be nice in the comments to me, and say good things about me please.Thank you.
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This is the greatest hour and a half in podcast history. The dynamic duo of both Tim and Ben is unparalleled. Crazy how much intrinsic value Ben does have on this show, although words aren’t his forte, the body language and reactionary acknowledgement drives the message. Love you guys.

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I agree. Ben reacts at the perfect times and it drives the point home

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How'd it work out for ya?

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Just driving in the night listening to this, ripping malboro reds and I don’t even smoke. Drinking a diet Dr Pepper, life in the big city.

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real knife fight out there

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I haven’t stopped all week

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Norm MacDonald, but yes, TD is the best young gun by far.

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07:22 this chat about tobacco improving conversation is 100% true. I'll never forget when all the kids at my bus stop started smoking cigs. I never did, and so I never had an excuse to hang out and shoot the shit with them. Kids used cigarettes as a way to mingle with the opposite sex, build alliances, etc. Those of us who didn't smoke were just silent individuals waiting for a bus.

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He's up there with Joey Diaz, Hicks.

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Welcome to hell

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Oh I believe it, just shows you how controlled how information is.

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Ben has the best sense of humor. Gets every joke and doesn’t interrupt the great Tim Dillon.

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And his laugh makes everything 1000x funnier.

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Heo Price he gets every joke! That’s how!

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Best Pod Producer in the game. No joke. Fuck Young Jaime.

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Great episode and great quote... "To be sane in this climate, is the surest way to go crazy"

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Indeed, you can. Wise words.

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Life in the big city

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Walmart is the King Kong of fake businesses.

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Fair enough. It's a real knife fight out there

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Did you jump yet ?

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Tim speaks in ALL CAPS, and I love it

[@MrBrukmann]

I'm 17 minutes in and he has done 370 jokes already. The latest episode I watched, he was funnier than most comedians while he was placing a doordash order.

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What episode is the door dash order?

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AnorexicShark he should be the main body actor too

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Only if Ray Kump gets to play a coroner

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Your a genius I think they already have one they been playing gta6 in korea for like a year now

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Yup! Hands down...this aged well 👍🏼

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Classic Dillon here. The KZbin algo just showed me this episode out of nowhere lol

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Life in the big city

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Creating the Patreon was the best decision of his life. It's incredible how fast it grew.

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#2 in the u.s. what a glow up

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His rants are art.

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The episodes 150's 's up to 200 and perhaps a few more, is peak Tim Dillon performance, truly. He is great now but there was just something about this last batch of episodes before his grand emergence. Good for him, he is the best right now.

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Amazing this is still going on 4 years later.... and no one has gone to jail

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tortured Tim, the price he pays for being intelligent, love him

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“The truth is the passion of a small and aberrant minority of men, most of them pathological. They are hated for telling it while they live and, after they die, they are swiftly forgotten. What remains to the world, in the field of wisdom, is a series of well-tested and solidly-agreeable lies.” --H.L. Mencken

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Mencken is the shit and that quote is a rough realization.

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They both did coke. Lots of coke.

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With some Master Shake thrown in

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You have to watch episode 236 that’s the best rant he’s done imo

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Currently watching every Tim Dillon episode

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The Monday ad on this episode might be the greatest live ad read in existence.

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"I paid for it with gratitude" I'm absolutely dead

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“and how’d I pay for it? With gratitude” is the funniest shit ever

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Tim was on my mind when I had to come up with a good lie recently. I rehearsed it too. Stupid me added some additional info not rehearsed and I tripped myself up. Stick to the script!

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“They know you just wanna go in there, deliver a baby and leave it in the toilet.”

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Bahahahhahahahaha

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This show was a rude awakening for me, very inspiring to do more with your life!

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Was it the cigarette part??

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I love how Tim's got a guy right there working on the show laughing, and you can barely notice he's there. That prick laughing off mic on the Segura and Kreischer shows infuriates me. I don't even like those shows, but I watch content mocking them and it's still too much.

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His laugh is disgustingly annoying. Him and the black dude are god damn unfunny it’s pathetic

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The lighting might be the most inadvertent, yet immersive, accidental detail I like.

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It feels like we're up late at night drinking with the boys talking about society, smoking heaters

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I love the intentional honesty coming out of Tim's lying bit. This guy is an absolute fucking genius when you see it.

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Do the Church you would b great with Coco & Lee

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Theresa Warren already done, podcast was 🔥🔥

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Finally! Someone who trims his nails the same way I do.

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I love how Tim tied in lying to Dr. Drew into his add read.

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I love listening to this clump of Irish soda bread rant on a porch

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Is he irish

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@@Munggg3321and gay

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Burning bridges in LA already

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with the mustache, ben looks very 70's like an investigative jouranlist

[@goldencheese7247]

Just revisiting these old follies. Ah, the memories. ❤️

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Tim Dillon: the Toby Keith of standup 🙏

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i haven't even started the podcast yet, but HEARRRRT to you all.

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Tim made me aware of the Franklin scandal, that story broke my mind and changed who i view the US and the world. I thought i kind of knew how the world works and I thought i was quite sceptical, but not nearly enough. Also as funny as it comes, and that even more important than the demons.

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Man oh man I'm peeing myself - the CBD add - planes crashing 》Tim apologizing- then begging people to just buy it - funny funny

[@socketofdavis]

"I don't really know about that, that's not my beat. I do Bachelor." 💀

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this should have way more views

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I fall asleep to this almost everyday.

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I'm just here to say nice things about tim

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*proceeds to say nothing nice*

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Tim just says the most random things ever 😂 im dying

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Tim should’ve got Tucker Carlson’s spot on Fox News.

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Bahahahhahahahaha

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I built 10 websites after I heard your wix ad. Thanks Tim

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general010 the word needs more people like you

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Mine is shit but I tried.

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This is some of his best work.

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This is the best episode he’s ever done

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This guy is putting me on so much shit glad i found this podcast

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“Welcome to ABC World News Tonight, I’m Tim Dillon your guest host filling in for American Hero Alex Jones.”

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The ad reads are really the best part of the show

[@nodiggity9472]

I thought I was having a stroke, so I called an ambulance. Now I'm going to have to explain to the paramedics that it was just the focus on Tim's podcast. Thanks a lot Ben, you're doing God's own work. Lose the moustache.

[@J33-k3s]

Tim, you are one of the best comedians. Great podcast. You are one of my go to channels for good content.

[@JessicaC.]

Cigarettes 🚬 bring people together. You are usually brought together somewhere outside, in the front yard or the backyard of a party or out front of a Denny's at 3:30 a.m. . And because you are outside smoking, you already have something in common with that person or people! Vaping doesn't bring people together. Cigarette breaks that a shitty job brings people together. It bonds people! God do I miss smoking cigarettes! But I quit because I don't want to get cancer and die. 🫡 I Salute you, if you are still a smoker of cigarettes in the year 2023! Remember, you are the cool person at the party! Without being drunk! 🚬🫡

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This is the episode that made subscribe. Haha.

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Yeah ben bro that refocus in the first few minutes is triggering my epilepsy

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Tim Hilarious i love this series man keep it up. PS. This is much better than the bachelor.

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That Wix ad is some of the funniest stuff I’ve heard

[@nemohoez8849]

August 2019 really was a sacred time

[@orangewhip3025]

This episode is released on my birthday! I see this as an amazing present! Thanks Tim!

[@URAWESOME94]

Orange Whip?! Happy birthday! 🎉

[@orangewhip3025]

@@URAWESOME94 i know its late, but thank you.

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The first quarter of this is some of the best comedy EVER

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He's totally right about the fettuccine Alfredo thing haha!

[@Blazeette]

‘My first instinct is always to lie’ 😂😂

[@TuMadre6995]

it’s all gold but for some reason his impression of a guy getting his name read allowed on patreon is what really sent me over the edge

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ben looks like kip from napoleon dynamite

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listening to this after your YMH episode (ep544) is hilarious and satisfying.

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who needs Ted Talks when there are TIM TALKS 😍

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Ahhahaha noice

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Can't belive its been 2 years since tim went to la

[@danielseliger1123]

There is such a thing as a noble lie, most practice the art of "back stabbing" though. Thanks for keeping this thing unfiltered. Love it!

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tim Dillon is such a great podcaster i listen to his adds without fast forwarding

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The only one who makes them worth listening to. Others like Burr try... but it's just meh. Tim is so good at improvising

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Tim's riffed ad reads are more entertaining than most comedians comedy specials.

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I love showing my "woke" friends Tim.... and then them replying. This is you. Tim is the voice of reason.

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fingers crossed for an eventual David Duke episode!!! :)

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Gotta love the TD watch party immediately at midnight!

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When ben laughs I laugh. Either we have the same exact sense of humor, or Tim Dillon is the greatest entertainer of all time. (Both) And he is Just riiifffiiinnnnn

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Peak Tim for sure

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Tim Dillon is on another plane

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Let's hope the flight logs never turn up.

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Tim is my favorite gay

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He is not gay.

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@@TheZagiello yeah he is

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If everyone loved food as much as you did you'd just be paying more. Thank them Tim

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Tim dillon is funny and unique with a great head of hair

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Wow 2 years; it feels like just yesterday.

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This guy makes Dave Chappelle look bush league in comparison

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Calm down

[@danieljacot8401]

Chapelle sucks. If he was white and had same material he'd never be more than an open mic guy

[@CERBERUS1O8]

That wix ad was UNBELIEVABLE "I don't want to see you in person....... I don't care....." 😂😂