161 - The Los Angeles Liars

[@GraceJ91]

Anybody else just having a full on Tim binge?

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Pretty much off and on binging forever

[@scarabella]

🙋🏻‍♀️

[@dawnsellitti7968]

He’s hilarious!

[@evergreensceptre]

I haven’t stopped all week

[@nodiggity9472]

Omg. are you stalking me?

[@Drubujo]

"A big part of learning how to communicate is to smoke cigarettes." He is a genius

[@BlazRa]

Not really cigarettes are horrible they taste bad they give you throat mouth and lung cancer it's much better to talk while smoking a joint you get high I'll come up with new and interesting things to talk about and nobody's getting cancer

[@kiethenselmans7454]

@@BlazRa nobody is getting cancer but after an hour or 3 you're all going zzzzz

[@BlazRa]

@@kiethenselmans7454 only if you smoke indica I'm also a fan of espresso and sugar free energy drinks

[@mizzop]

Profound😂

[@Blissfullybadansbouji]

@@BlazRa why are you here if you don’t know what a joke is dipshit

[@MultiBluedog123]

Just driving in the night listening to this, ripping malboro reds and I don’t even smoke. Drinking a diet Dr Pepper, life in the big city.

[@Zvezda-262]

fuck yeah

[@cobrastriker288]

real knife fight out there

[@Kmc9]

You'd be sick af so nice try wannabe loser

[@masterprattu]

beautiful.

[@ViolentTacticsNP]

I wish you well

[@joshsimpson10]

Most underrated podcast on the internet right now

[@cecilyt006]

internets

[@nickcitron2369]

Oh fuck yeah!!

[@dogzer]

yup

[@Bernacide]

Couldn't fucking agree more!!!!

[@camrollins2314]

*Most underrated human on the planet

[@jaypullen7144]

This dude should be reporting all the news.

[@nickcitron2369]

Briliant idea!!

[@joemerino3243]

I would _love_ a Tim Dillon newscast

[@austinepich5696]

Your show prevents me from blowing my brains out thanks Tim

[@thorseely]

i killed myself a week ago. best decision ive ever made 10/10 would recommend

[@NeonKC]

Get some help u fuck

[@Equites279]

@@thorseely same bro. I've been getting lit with God every weekend since while watching Tim Dillon. Highly recommend

[@goldencheese7247]

How'd it work out for ya?

[@vafixer8885]

Good, look at bettahelp through this show. Depends on what your tastes are, some will help you, or you can watch them wack it. its amazing. reminds me of twitch but in its final form.

[@MrBrukmann]

I'm 17 minutes in and he has done 370 jokes already. The latest episode I watched, he was funnier than most comedians while he was placing a doordash order.

[@curbmuncher]

What episode is the door dash order?

[@BlazRa]

What the hell are you talking about there's no jokes this man is a very serious commentator on social issues everything he says is 100% serious and true

[@monkeytrousers6180]

Single funniest thing on youtube.....I've watched a million netflix specials and nothing comes close to this.

[@gd9259]

He's the funniest man in america right now

[@monkeydotbizness]

99% of standup sucks...especially netflix standup

[@sealevelbear]

Norm MacDonald, but yes, TD is the best young gun by far.

[@markpaegel7364]

Sticks & Stones Chapelle. 26th. 😎 but yes. Tim Dillion is a beast. All the LOS family is.

[@nickcitron2369]

Preach!!!!

[@reidwiebe2800]

Ben has the best sense of humor. Gets every joke and doesn’t interrupt the great Tim Dillon.

[@Bernacide]

And his laugh makes everything 1000x funnier.

[@hereis6655]

This is the new joey and lee

[@neithersidenews2820]

@@hereis6655 Fucking 1000 x better! Are you fucking nuts! Lol

[@reidwiebe2800]

Heo Price he gets every joke! That’s how!

[@scott96999]

Best Pod Producer in the game. No joke. Fuck Young Jaime.

[@donlibby7195]

Just found Tim recently. Holy shit. Possibly the funniest person, stream of consciousness, that I've ever heard. Made my life better. Am now listening to every episode. Some episodes made my eyes tear with laughter. Thank you Tim... and Ben.

[@usernametaken805]

I get the feeling this guy owns a dog house.

[@ThomasSeeds]

Make sure you ask tim for a big fat kiss next time too

[@CliftonHicksbanjo]

07:22 this chat about tobacco improving conversation is 100% true. I'll never forget when all the kids at my bus stop started smoking cigs. I never did, and so I never had an excuse to hang out and shoot the shit with them. Kids used cigarettes as a way to mingle with the opposite sex, build alliances, etc. Those of us who didn't smoke were just silent individuals waiting for a bus.

[@ryanreynolds2482]

This is the greatest hour and a half in podcast history. The dynamic duo of both Tim and Ben is unparalleled. Crazy how much intrinsic value Ben does have on this show, although words aren’t his forte, the body language and reactionary acknowledgement drives the message. Love you guys.

[@DFMMei]

I agree. Ben reacts at the perfect times and it drives the point home

[@blueberry22222]

😢

[@drewcope9632]

Great episode and great quote... "To be sane in this climate, is the surest way to go crazy"

[@IntrovertRockstar]

Can’t believe I’m just running into this podcast, the greatest comedian alive

[@goldencheese7247]

He's up there with Joey Diaz, Hicks.

[@Siriusly3]

I just watched a JRE from a year ago with him and Alex Jones now, I'm completely obsessed with Tim Dillon. If you haven't seen that JRE it's one of the best episodes ever.

[@bloodbathmcgrath2717]

Welcome to hell

[@2feettotheground]

I was in the exact same situation a couple months ago and once you’re done you just start all over again cause there’s simply nothing like this show

[@cobjam31]

Oh I believe it, just shows you how controlled how information is.

[@ouyoungbae]

Lmao Tim blows off one of the biggest podcasts on the internet then somehow relates it to jeffrey epstein. Long Live Tim Dillon

[@AnorexicShark]

tim dillon should be the main voice actor in gta 6

[@papertiger9845]

AnorexicShark he should be the main body actor too

[@893loses]

Only if Ray Kump gets to play a coroner

[@jacobwertheimer1525]

He could definitely be the host of the parody conservative radio show, or it would be dope if he played some sort of Alex Jones type character that gives you updates on events that take place in the game world on the TV

[@ShenRHHINOTR]

Top comment

[@businessbuilder92]

Your a genius I think they already have one they been playing gta6 in korea for like a year now

[@timmerdonkey]

tortured Tim, the price he pays for being intelligent, love him

[@beaub650]

Listening to this in 2024 and hearing him launch Patreon on this episode is wild. Worked out so well.

[@MonkeyspankO]

how is it?

[@Sprite_525]

Tim speaks in ALL CAPS, and I love it

[@brian91145]

Amazing this is still going on 4 years later.... and no one has gone to jail

[@curtisnucmed]

This is the nicest podcast I’ve ever watched. This is the kind of podcast my parents would listen to on special occasion like once a year. I can’t believe I’m having a podcast like this on some random Friday at work. This one is going in my journal.

[@DakotaTuttle-k3x]

This era of Tim Dillon was always the best

[@alaskansummertime]

I was gonna go jump off a Walmart. Then I saw Tim Dillon uploaded another show. You can always jump off a Walmart tomorrow.

[@nickcitron2369]

Indeed, you can. Wise words.

[@BrotherofLink3]

Life in the big city

[@peachmelba1000]

Walmart is the King Kong of fake businesses.

[@joshb6993]

Fair enough. It's a real knife fight out there

[@ToneWoN]

Did you jump yet ?

[@AlbertBormant]

Creating the Patreon was the best decision of his life. It's incredible how fast it grew.

[@MrGS53]

#2 in the u.s. what a glow up

[@CoolAdam247]

120K a month baby ! 180K overall from the podcast 😎👍

[@deathbycognitivedissonance5036]

​@MrGS53 no shot dude.

[@madjack5497]

Tim is my spiritual conspiratorial santeria grandmother during the Apocalypse. Loved you on the first episode of Dannys house! love when Danny catches up with Uncle Joey, so I'm hype you guys are working together!

[@nolancho]

Fuck you hipster

[@BJ-ru2kw]

The no call no show! Here’s a tip, have your social medias already all set to “appear offline”, don’t post anything. Smoke a joint. Go to bed. A good liar goes down with the ship

[@13onethree]

Only an idiot does the no call no show because they want too. The no call no show is for when you're fucked up on anything and everything and you finally realize it's 8:45, you need to at work at 9 and you're only a third through the 8 ball

[@jacklempke7779]

@@13onethree I felt that.

[@anniemal9312]

The episodes 150's 's up to 200 and perhaps a few more, is peak Tim Dillon performance, truly. He is great now but there was just something about this last batch of episodes before his grand emergence. Good for him, he is the best right now.

[@dylanc760]

One of the only patreons that’s actually worth it.

[@MH-ds8cb]

Yup! Hands down...this aged well 👍🏼

[@YeTism]

The porch era was elite

[@noelsplectrum9]

His rants are art.

[@nickahnator]

Its magic to hear him from his porch as a neighbor i bet.

[@Lechatnoir3]

I thought the long lost days of dying of laughter were over until.....I found this podcast. 🙏🏼🔥 Thank you GOD

[@bradharris628]

“The truth is the passion of a small and aberrant minority of men, most of them pathological. They are hated for telling it while they live and, after they die, they are swiftly forgotten. What remains to the world, in the field of wisdom, is a series of well-tested and solidly-agreeable lies.” --H.L. Mencken

[@rg5312]

Mencken is the shit and that quote is a rough realization.

[@GodsNode]

"I'm throwing my career away today....because I'm listening to where you used to eat pizza!"

[@Gh0stdawg70]

My favorite TED Talk is with Ghislaine Maxwell talking about saving the oceans

[@neverwhere2218]

Tim is Chris Farley's evil shadow clone

[@Dirtyshinobi]

AwwwIquit I wouldn’t say evil, just gay.

[@nicholasmaniccia1005]

He has Farley's chaotic energy and Spades witty observations.

[@kelb6073]

They both did coke. Lots of coke.

[@jessickalush3305]

With some Master Shake thrown in

[@BackwaterSocrates1415]

Every four months I come back to listen to the best of Tim.

[@taniabluebell3099]

Tim was on my mind when I had to come up with a good lie recently. I rehearsed it too. Stupid me added some additional info not rehearsed and I tripped myself up. Stick to the script!

[@jaredmello]

Classic Dillon here. The KZbin algo just showed me this episode out of nowhere lol

[@karensams994]

Life in the big city

[@deezlesteezle]

We wish you well

[@URAWESOME94]

Easily the hidden gem of all the podcasts. Discovered Tim from his appearance on the Bertcast. His appearance is still the best I’ve seen on there yet

[@WitzyZed]

Denzell Lewis have you heard him on sickler’s show?

[@URAWESOME94]

Ian Fitzpatrick I haven’t but now I’ll have to check it out

[@WitzyZed]

Denzell Lewis I’m excited for you, then. it’s audio only but ESSENTIAL. my favorite quote from it: “ ‘My TRANS SCHIZOPHRENIC MOTHER, on TBS!’ We had her a COCK MADE, and she’s FINE now.”

[@jasonyount6036]

Dillon is a beast! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🔥🔥🔥

[@BarraLibre]

Berta is an idiot tho

[@gregorygalyan3670]

This show was a rude awakening for me, very inspiring to do more with your life!

[@Highguyclassics]

Was it the cigarette part??

[@stickhurler11]

I go back and revisit this Podcast episode often ..this is gold

[@OhItsPrimetime]

Summertime deck chain smoking Tim Dillon just hit different

[@DougGoodwin]

The Monday ad on this episode might be the greatest live ad read in existence.

[@theresawarren3318]

Do the Church you would b great with Coco & Lee

[@juniorudy7487]

Theresa Warren already done, podcast was 🔥🔥

[@nugzila4170]

Tim’s the kind of guy that has enough intellect and self awareness to be successful in any career that doesn’t ban fat people. Dude is master salesman.

[@watermelonlol10]

God I miss the old Tim even tho he still funny af

[@marcotheboyxxxx]

Currently watching every Tim Dillon episode

[@tatertotter808]

This is the best episode he’s ever done

[@goldencheese7247]

Just revisiting these old follies. Ah, the memories. ❤️

[@wyattrussell7496]

The lighting might be the most inadvertent, yet immersive, accidental detail I like.

[@alexMendoza-wl5oj]

It feels like we're up late at night drinking with the boys talking about society, smoking heaters

[@danieljones_]

I love the intentional honesty coming out of Tim's lying bit. This guy is an absolute fucking genius when you see it.

[@Jarxia]

I'm just here to say nice things about tim

[@lordswaggity1213]

*proceeds to say nothing nice*

[@masterprattu]

Tim gives a great life lesson here 53:30

[@Mchilde1313]

I love showing my "woke" friends Tim.... and then them replying. This is you. Tim is the voice of reason.

[@RogerEssigArtist]

i haven't even started the podcast yet, but HEARRRRT to you all.

[@jakw97]

Tim made me aware of the Franklin scandal, that story broke my mind and changed who i view the US and the world. I thought i kind of knew how the world works and I thought i was quite sceptical, but not nearly enough. Also as funny as it comes, and that even more important than the demons.

[@chrystianmarrero]

I'm 16 minutes in, and I can already call this one of the funniest podcasts I've ever seen 😂 This guy is by far the best ranter in the world.

[@kidneythief6833]

You have to watch episode 236 that’s the best rant he’s done imo

[@richardkroening3353]

I fall asleep to this almost everyday.

[@spartiguuts1630]

Finally! Someone who trims his nails the same way I do.

[@mukesh_bombay]

"I paid for it with gratitude" I'm absolutely dead

[@general010]

I built 10 websites after I heard your wix ad. Thanks Tim

[@azteclacrosse7]

general010 the word needs more people like you

[@xwasx08]

Mine is shit but I tried.

[@TheMontague0403]

The ad reads are really the best part of the show

[@geraldwelch3487]

I love how Tim tied in lying to Dr. Drew into his add read.

[@J33-k3s]

Tim, you are one of the best comedians. Great podcast. You are one of my go to channels for good content.

[@mattmurray517]

I love listening to this clump of Irish soda bread rant on a porch

[@Munggg3321]

Is he irish

[@sjisjsissk]

@@Munggg3321and gay

[@anti-parasocial]

This guy is putting me on so much shit glad i found this podcast

[@shaggymexican12]

“and how’d I pay for it? With gratitude” is the funniest shit ever

[@treyphillips118]

Tim Dillon: the Toby Keith of standup 🙏

[@spookeddudedevito]

This is some of his best work.

[@redalertwagers]

@TheTimDillonShow needs to be broadcasted across America every Friday at 9:00 pm like they did to us with winslow and urkel as kids and reruns at 7 pm in places like Nebraska Iowa Virginia and Michigan

[@nuthin4sumpthin]

Tim should’ve got Tucker Carlson’s spot on Fox News.

[@alexMendoza-wl5oj]

Bahahahhahahahaha

[@trolrtkorjkhgjdn]

with the mustache, ben looks very 70's like an investigative jouranlist

[@bobbycarter8963]

this should have way more views

[@jsp7218]

Burning bridges in LA already

[@michaelzabala6739]

tim Dillon is such a great podcaster i listen to his adds without fast forwarding

[@kyoshiknowsbest2865]

The only one who makes them worth listening to. Others like Burr try... but it's just meh. Tim is so good at improvising

[@bullmoosemedia]

Tim's riffed ad reads are more entertaining than most comedians comedy specials.

[@Germankeiser15]

Peak Tim for sure

[@googleedwardbernays6455]

The first quarter of this is some of the best comedy EVER

[@roswellthomas7750]

“They know you just wanna go in there, deliver a baby and leave it in the toilet.”

[@alexMendoza-wl5oj]

Bahahahhahahahaha

[@socketofdavis]

"I don't really know about that, that's not my beat. I do Bachelor." 💀

[@Tony2times714]

Man oh man I'm peeing myself - the CBD add - planes crashing 》Tim apologizing- then begging people to just buy it - funny funny

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

fingers crossed for an eventual David Duke episode!!! :)

[@TuMadre6995]

it’s all gold but for some reason his impression of a guy getting his name read allowed on patreon is what really sent me over the edge

[@RealDustyChandler]

THESE OLD TIM DILLON VIDS ARE GOLD!!!

[@Ankur3108]

This is one of Tim's best episodes till date. Every bit he goes into could be a bit in itself in his stand up routine. So funny,so good. Ben's in top form as well. Lie . . . . . . . .

[@Gaggerlotion]

How good was this era? Insane

[@edwardchowanes7716]

“Welcome to ABC World News Tonight, I’m Tim Dillon your guest host filling in for American Hero Alex Jones.”

[@jimmydangelo9445]

Yeah ben bro that refocus in the first few minutes is triggering my epilepsy

[@austintaylorsimon]

When ben laughs I laugh. Either we have the same exact sense of humor, or Tim Dillon is the greatest entertainer of all time. (Both) And he is Just riiifffiiinnnnn

[@jarodjohnson1605]

This is his best episode... He breaks down Epstein and touches on The Franklin Scandal. Honest as can be

[@orangewhip3025]

This episode is released on my birthday! I see this as an amazing present! Thanks Tim!

[@URAWESOME94]

Orange Whip?! Happy birthday! 🎉

[@orangewhip3025]

@@URAWESOME94 i know its late, but thank you.

[@TheGreatEscape77]

Tim just says the most random things ever 😂 im dying

[@Jacob-cu4uj]

159, 160 and 161 is the craziest 3 podcast run we will ever see

[@nodiggity9472]

I thought I was having a stroke, so I called an ambulance. Now I'm going to have to explain to the paramedics that it was just the focus on Tim's podcast. Thanks a lot Ben, you're doing God's own work. Lose the moustache.

[@plnkfloydian7814]

That Wix ad is some of the funniest stuff I’ve heard

[@bigsaucci5942]

Tim Hilarious i love this series man keep it up. PS. This is much better than the bachelor.

[@03obietrice]

It's okay Tim. The Mommies still like you. Next time make sure your jeans are high and tight.

[@danielseliger1123]

There is such a thing as a noble lie, most practice the art of "back stabbing" though. Thanks for keeping this thing unfiltered. Love it!

[@SuperHoneyOil]

I would have loved to see you on Dr Drew. Hopefully they can give you a second chance.

[@CrackinJacks138]

What happened the first time,?

[@SuperHoneyOil]

@@CrackinJacks138 he mentions it in the episode.... he lost track of time and sent a message saying he missed it bc of an emergency. However he was at the beach posting photos. Obviously a huge issue in the entertainment industry. Its not uncommon to not get a second chance after missing a spot.

[@lookbeforeitstoolate]

The bit on ice cream was great... never heard any thing more true then the Turkey hill statements . Another great podcast