18 Minutes of COVID Jokes

[@itsmedreeeam]

"we're repping vaccines like we're in gangs" so funny and true, looking back that was WILD

[@iammissphatboodie6149]

@ Henklin : I was soooooo done !!!😂😂😂

[@softballhumanoid]

That's the best covid-related bit I've ever heard. I laughed until my stomach hurt.

[@focusonnature8193]

I have an aunt that got Polio from a vaccine when I was a kid and so I haven't gotten one since starting school in the 60s. She saved my life.

[@JK_JK_JK]

@@focusonnature8193 Falsely claiming without evidence that unvaccinated persons are completely responsible for spreading COVID-19 and should be discriminated against=Totally fine. Merely stating epidemiologic data showing that 98% persons infected with monkeypox belong to a certain group of people who engage in a certain high risk sexual behavior= Scapegoating, demonizing, and ostracizing that must be stopped!

[@Jugglenaught1980]

What do you mean was wild? Shit is still going on. Here in Canada the pro vaxxers are running rampant. U of Toronto is requiring boosters for all students to stay on campus. Trudeau pushing the boosters like drug dealer. More and more info coming out proving the vaxx is garbage. Vaxx injured people speaking out. It hasn't even started to get WILD yet, just wait.

[@jjenk911]

"Let the nerds lead! That's what the nerds are for!"

[@danyreese2052]

Been copying our work all this time why stop now 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@Don-lf9ku]

@@danyreese2052 what if the nerds leading are bad people 🤔

[@thatswhatisaidCA]

@@Don-lf9ku What if the nerds are being silenced and manipulated? Hm.

[@Clouden3]

@@thatswhatisaidCA What if they're not?

[@CarbonIceland]

​@@thatswhatisaidCA Indeed, truth is that the nerds, as much as any subset of humanity, are made up of sheep and the truly competent. People just like these comedians elevated the sheep and silenced the competent. Let me name some very credentialed sheep: Osterholm, Topol, Hotez, Racaniello. You can be an A++ nerd and still be a sheep. I also have my list of the competent and uncompromised, but I will not name them because I do not want this post to be censored just because it contains a certain name of a true scientist or two with sound arguments or questions, nothing that the YT algorithm hate more than that. So you will have to make your own list. (And if you do the competent and the honest list will contain several Nobel prize winners, while the sheep list will have absolutely none among them?) But the narrative that it is "scientists" vs "internet D students" is one of the largest BS beliefs of the pro-Covid camp. As always in science it was scientist vs scientist, and to a man/woman the best and the brightest were not with the sheep. The leading epidemiologists were all GBD, the sharpest least compromised virologists all saw what Jon Stewart saw regarding likely origins, and the cream among vaccinologists correctly predicted exactly what is unfolding now. The sheep was and remain wrong on every point.

[@kenziii5973]

"His nose is out , he's by the rotisserie chickens . That is Not Okay" 🤣😆😆🤣🤣

[@ranelgallardo7031]

One of the things I thought of when COVID started was that “Man when all of this subsides, I can’t wait to hear what comedians have to say about this experience”. Now that time has come.

[@focusonnature8193]

What comedians have balls anymore?

[@bubbytumby8509]

And is garbage

[@hsqacshop7362]

the best comedians have obviously been influenced to stfu about covid nonsense.

[@JohnSmith-hl7vz]

@@focusonnature8193 Andrew Shultz

[@Swapna9]

What's the name of the lady talking about zombies ?

[@djenae2852]

The "one shot, my ass" killed me 😭😭😂😂 and I'm not even 1 minute into the compilation 😂 I loved these stand up compilation video, Netflix really crushed it with them

[@timellingson844]

It's truly amazing how many people were so wrong but thought they were so right. Hilarious!

[@majdavojnikovic]

I am glad I took vaccines. I saw people around me who didn't.

[@JimmyNelson251]

It's not aging well.

[@zer0gravity184]

Just ask Joe Biden...double jabbed, double boosted and he still gets the coof, twice in less than two weeks .😏

[@christelleoliver1934]

It's truly irritating.. what is so amazing about watching people lie and deceive??

[@rororobertson]

Truth

[@iammissphatboodie6149]

Tested positive for cocaine on the 19th.😂😂😂😂😂 I'm soooooo done😂😂😂😂

[@needinput9805]

Heather McDonald collapsing on stage after talking about the shots was pure classic comedy gold! PLOP 😂🤣

[@Be1smaht]

yeah it prob wasnt due to the vaccination but her last statement was " god clearly loves me the most"

[@junkejinx]

Pure KARMA

[@kitty10141]

That was funnier than this whole compilation

[@FWDSUXARSE]

@@Be1smahtI think he loves the audience more because he put an end to that set pretty quickly after her statement.

[@rororobertson]

For real! 😂😂 Now that shit was funny!

[@susanvegas7994]

"Works like a charm"... that's the funniest line on here..

[@MrHarumakiSensei]

Well, when the Pfizer accountant said that, it was probably with a very big smile.

[@qrizthiz]

They all act like that there weren't doctors that had that opinion. These comedians are really lame af. We all happy for not having taken it

[@86Kera]

Lmao he was not lying about the McDonald’s monopoly pieces 😂 those things are advanced

[@dridadbunkerphd6523]

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I give you ...MONKEY POX! "How did we ever get to this many cases?"

[@lauradahlus]

Brought to you by big pharma

[@marjiemiller]

He who laughs last...

[@qrizthiz]

Got three different shots with no studies on that whatsoever and making fun about ppl in their right mind... disturbingly funny

[@dridadbunkerphd6523]

"You knew you were going to survive..."... until they didn't.

[@theyetilines5648]

that 90% effective didnt age well though

[@mkf628]

i think they confused it with 90% SOLD

[@lilsand.]

i shuld'not be here to yall dum coments but the fake playge did'not get me HAH. but i messd up so many organ delivers for lots of diferent reasons but i dont have to go into that.thank the sistem it dont let them find out that i was the kink in the chaine for 24 to 44 died p.eople but not my problem bcuz why did them people even needed organs in the first place. i did them favors they probz thank me from heaven.

[@davidnoonan7893]

I know several people that have died from it. Including my uncle who died 1 weeks after the jab… I tried to talk him out of getting it, but he was hard headed and got it. Then several others who got turbo cancers, a couple have already passed. RIP to all these people whose lives were taken way too early🙏🏼 I pray they had accepted Jesus as their Lord and Savior❤️

[@1bestfriend2u18]

The thing about this comedy special is that this is stuff we couldn't laugh about 2 years ago but I'm rolling over with laughter right now

[@rororobertson]

I didn't laugh once.. well except at the fact that they were all 100% WRONG! 😂😂

[@CortezAutoServiceMobile]

We always could’ve laughed at it. I did.

[@joao3547]

We're you crying when COVID was rampant? I wasn't. It was funny af

[@monicaten1]

I was laughing about it 2 years ago and I still am.. no way was I ever getting that vaccine

[@OLE9191]

laugh? what you people did to us while we were trying to speak the truth is reprehensible...I'm surprised you don't have a Ukrainian flag in your profile icon...you are a NPC..

[@kalex888]

Ronnie Chang with some serious words of wisdom

[@all1lla197]

Ah, the youth.

[@feralkat9370]

Any 'comedian' who has to swear so much unnecessarily doesn't have much to say, and CERTAINLY WASN'T FUNNY! He forgot it was a comedy show! Lol

[@ryanw7671]

@@feralkat9370 You sound like the type of person who would complain about the colour of the cheque they receive to deposit. It doesn't matter if it's in white or pink or neon green, it's still a cheque.

[@stevebruce4103]

Wisdom 😂the nerds didnt take it 😂 watch the nerds at the European parliament prove it was …. Well find out

[@dridadbunkerphd6523]

"People who had to go to summer school..." PRICELESS!

[@rororobertson]

Apparently we aren't that stupid after all

[@thabomos]

“They’re just caught in a different algorithm than you” 😮

[@moneymir1283]

Aaron Rodgers and Kyrie are just fine lol.

[@stevebruce4103]

😂the 9hrs of evidence from the European parliament covid summit made these jokes age real quick… the fact they joke about mixing brands of vaccine like thats real science 😂

[@robertbehan9186]

Aziz Killin It!!! Statement made before heading Bill Burr!

[@zoo8six]

Guess that didn't age well

[@michaeljacksin9367]

this video is the revenge reel for getting gaslighted for 2 years

[@onetwo19]

Can't believe how cowardly these comics were during covid. They just pushed the narrative.

[@bosrules1]

They are total fu**in losers, I always liked Bill but now I officially hate him, he can fu*k off. They joke like doctors that were not on the grvy train know nothing when they were the ones putting their lives on the line to save us.....hate this liberal dick suckin losers

[@theageofstupid1776]

Netflix... nuff said!

[@tumbleweed4315]

Love how the people slowly waking up are like “this is crazy, what happened?” We listened to you, that’s what happened

[@stevecowham1017]

Eating your own words, springs to mind. Yep, check the data and eat 'em.

[@JNegron-mc6vt]

The pharmacy company is one of the biggest mafias.

[@raeperonneau4941]

I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry. Ronnie is amazing!”Let the Nerds Lead!”

[@cable4555]

That Ronny bit at the end was amazing

[@rickw5024]

Joke's on you!!!!

[@donHooligan]

7:00 right on Aziz TY for that message of unity

[@dubkatmtl]

Yes indeed, I already liked the man but that really gained a lot more respect from me 👌

[@donHooligan]

@@dubkatmtl if he pushes that message too hard, though....he will have an unfortunate accident. "Ape together....STRONG." -Caesar the "ruling class" knows this.

[@savvystarfire6667]

The best joke is that none comedians actually criticized the vaccine and any of the dodgy shit about it or the way the goverments actually handled it (U.K party-gate etc) Most likely because they wouldn't get paid or they would 'canceled' for it 🙄

[@suh_gamer419]

*KZbin coming across any video with only the name covid* : Let's put covid 19 awareness here.

[@fsujavi16]

Let the nerds lead!

[@lasersbee]

Bill Burr's the man..... 🤣

[@BrightspearConsult]

Bill Burr let us all down with his ignorant rent on this one. Otherwise he’s awesome

[@lasersbee]

@@BrightspearConsult Don't speak for everyone.... He didn't let ME down.... Can't expect any comedian to be on a 100% game 100% of the time..😉

[@hsqacshop7362]

@@BrightspearConsult His SNL monologue sucked with the covid bs, however I normally think Burr is awesome and hilarious

[@deadreckoning6288]

​@@hsqacshop7362 Woody mopped the floor with him.

[@dlouchart]

How many shots we gotten get?

[@rororobertson]

How does that crow taste!? 😂😂 That's the only funny part

[@scottst1112]

This aged well….

[@johnraymond5281]

Still a pureblood

[@johnraymond5281]

Was he running scientific method? You'll see FDA and cdc wasn't.

[@rachelgarber1423]

I was turning into a Karen 🤣😂

[@blugreen123]

Aziz's voice is nails on a chalkboard. 😬 Cristela has quite the glow up! Good for her!

[@Slimpickins216]

Dang... was hoping to hear jokes on both sides of the argument, not just anti-vaxer bashing. Too bad. Just another reminder of the increasing level of control that exists in this country.

[@beckyjogilbert5712]

Lol kind of like how mainstream media peddling outrage and fear to maintain control of who we supposed to be mad at.... maybe kind of like that, sir??

[@khazoury]

Ha ha! These jokes didn’t age well!!! Now that’s funny!

[@FurbyPurrson]

copium is the best drug lol.

[@brandoneisenschenk737]

Comedians were such sheep and establishment shills during covid haha

[@pilgrimsspiritualvoyage6252]

Some of these jokes by some of them proves they still are.

[@kevinklein9565]

Should have been “19” minutes! Lol

[@MrJoecool9999]

Since Covid came along I now identify as a Conspiracy Theorist - my pronouns are - Told/You/So...!

[@Avishag_lili]

Interesting how only ppl of one side if the discussion got through the editor’s eye

[@emmahefferon5958]

Truth hurts

[@justgranny9601]

So what are you saying?

[@green_eye_gossip]

Maybe only one side is funny and the other side is just… unreasonably angry (much like your comment)

[@lut2843]

I Know right. 😂🤣😂

[@adavanja5682]

5:47 He came to the right conclusion.

[@brigeen1]

Ronnie is great.

[@abdul-kabiralegbe5660]

Brutally so.

[@charliebee165]

Bill james talking about hpv!! Love it!!

[@Pit_Sniper]

Where’s Heather McDonald’s vaccine bit where she fractured her skull bragging about her jabs?? Now that’s comedy

[@samhowl1152]

That's my fault I'm afraid. It doesn't interest me once they put in too many women comedians in these compilations. They had to cut it off where they did. She just didn't make the cut. Was a decent joke though.

[@Pit_Sniper]

@@samhowl1152 yea trans woMan stealing the place of a real woman just the way we want it

[@Rose-gq2gv]

@@samhowl1152 if it's a "decent joke" yet you can't deal with her because she's a woman you need help lmfao

[@cassievining340]

@@samhowl1152 dude, wut?! 🤔🙄 If their jokes weren't solid, you wouldn't have included them at all. Get over yourself.

[@samhowl1152]

@@Rose-gq2gv just don't much care for women outside of what's in between their legs. Y'all are some of the dumbest people I've ever met

[@iammissphatboodie6149]

One shot my ass : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Vaccine gang 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mattresbert]

The funniest line in all this is, "according to my internet research "

[@Koraeffect]

😕didn’t laugh at the jokes but I laugh at all those that took it 😂

[@stevennewman8276]

I had zero covid shots & never got sick...because i played outside as a kid & ate dirt & drank from the waterhose. My immune system is solid

[@calisongbird]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wouterdesmit2451]

Same here bud! Glad and proud I took 0 shots

[@scottjackson2196]

That’s not how it works but thanks for outing yourself as one of those know nothing experts being mocked in this comedy material.

[@philippeperreault2604]

Moron

[@lsobbi]

Nope. You just got lucky. My immune system is solid, did all the things you did, still got it. My friend also did all of that as a kid, perfectly healthy, marathon runner, etc. Sadly she wasn’t so lucky. You’re like those people who say that they drank and smoked their whole pregnancy and their kids are fine, so there’s nothing wrong with it…but hey, congrats.

[@rosequartz4102]

Watching this to laugh me through effing covid. It's almost 2023.... You think you're out of the woods and then BOOM. Yom Kippur service gets your whole family.

[@P14YCR]

I remember all the fools queuing up for jabs, now so many are sick or passed away 🤦‍♂️

[@giorgosm5681]

That aged well!!

[@ginnyweasley2419]

meanwhile my cousin: *bro ur teeth r literally quarantining*

[@JB-bm1to]

This is great, found some new comedians I didn't know about!

[@scottst1112]

Me too… saves me from clicking on their special and having to watch the lame ass intro, to watch about minute and a half then main menu. It’s not the minute and a half that I have issue with, it’s the suggestions to continue washing or the because you watched this shitty comic here’s five more probably worse, maybe a little better, but overall collectively, shit comedians!

[@cryrienacryho]

proud to be American 😂🇺🇸🇲🇽

[@michaeljacksin9367]

"sign me up for the miracle drug!" - Hack Chinese guy

[@timellingson844]

No...Both sides cannot be right. Facts are FACTS. They're not disputable.

[@MrGreen-fi5sg]

So when does the funny part come in? 🤔

[@dsmith6035]

It's my right as an American to get bit by a zombie is SPOT ON. Smh....

[@hectorelmexican4014]

You ain't laughing now...FOOLS🤕🤕

[@puertadelaestrella]

mRNA vaccines for SARS type viruses have been researched for over a decade. Without those years of research the current COVID-19 vaccines would have taken much much longer to develop.

[@ranelgallardo7031]

Yep and MLB baseball would have no fans in the stadiums still.

[@allisonquinn8280]

These mf dont even know what the “m” in mRNA stands for and they’re like “it’s dangerous it’ll turn you gay!!!”

[@sugahoney89]

Did they have human trials ever before? 🤡🤡🤡

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

@@sugahoney89 It was already being used in drug treatments.

[@sugahoney89]

@@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 provide an example drug treatment that is not cancer with a high mortality rate already? 🤔

[@michaeljacksin9367]

"what am I missing?" 💰

[@crispy.monkey]

The footballer was right not to fall for it.

[@GinaJonesStillettoQueen]

Facts

[@maryandchild]

lol he has long covid now

[@hellabella8295]

OMG! Dr GOOGLE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND! 😂

[@rororobertson]

Sure was

[@rororobertson]

@@maryandchild umm.. He's not dead tho

[@upeople8230]

Ya nerd, lead me, I'm too incapable of making decisions for my own health. Lead me until your blood clots and your heart stops.

[@jonyztube]

Anyone here in 2024 realising how stupid some of these jokes turned out to be? Sad...

[@user-ur9lu7bd5s]

Jim Breuer destroys ALL of these...

[@malka2851]

YES! His Covid skit was way better and spot on with intelligence too!

[@qwertyytrewq71]

"Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline."

[@thomasramirez5247]

V.A.E.R.S. I need not say more.

[@christinaFaith84]

Under reported injuries. Most doctors refuse to believe its a vaccine. Many parents of vaccine injured children are ignored.

[@isilekimtuzak2056]

Just a bunch of vax-pushing unfunny comedians making cringeworthy statements. This is not going to age well

[@JNegron-mc6vt]

They were giving out the Johnson and Johnson like candy for the San Francisco Unified School District employees.

[@mystronghand4038]

MAGA hadn't been this upset since CVS moved the cold medicine behind the counter

[@focusonnature8193]

Get your boosters EVERY yr!

[@dubsbarry9963]

Apparently you have a one- track mind. Life's not all about meth man. Take a break, get some sun, then get some sleep

[@ButlerJ2]

Brother, millions of Americans are refusing to take the shot. Don’t categorize them as “MAGA.” Tribal politics aren’t helping anyone

[@JK_JK_JK]

Falsely claiming without evidence that unvaccinated persons are completely responsible for spreading COVID-19 and should be discriminated against=Totally fine. Merely stating epidemiologic data showing that 98% persons infected with monkeypox belong to a certain group of people who engage in a certain high risk sexual behavior= Scapegoating, demonizing, and ostracizing that must be stopped!

[@focusonnature8193]

@@JK_JK_JK Ya just can't win in their version of the multiverse.

[@rororobertson]

Well .. That didn't age well😂😂😂

[@abbyabroad]

Cathartic!

[@Zero_Fawkes]

Now you're all DYYYYIIINNNNGGGGG 😂🤣💋✌️

[@trucker_carlson]

Everyone Laughing their way to the clot shots while we are all still here, alive and well 🤣

[@clrbrk9108]

“All”? 🤔

[@trucker_carlson]

@@clrbrk9108 everyone I know who resisted yup. Every single one. According to them we were all going to die if we didn't comply.

[@yveslafrance2806]

@@trucker_carlson I’m sure sure your parents and grandparents were impressed by how you didn’t care if they died…

[@trucker_carlson]

@@yveslafrance2806 oh give me a break. That's the media brainwashing talking points. They lied to us and you're an idiot if you still believe this was a real pandemic

[@sugahoney89]

@@yveslafrance2806 parents still alive. Shove it.

[@handsfirstflower3639]

This is the most painful lump of shit I've ever witnessed and I watched the twin towers collapse.

[@Okebebe1]

Haha that’s what the nerds are for !

[@ecastag]

This is more inside tragedy and sadness than comedy.

[@lineakristensen1821]

How is Jim Gaffigan not on here?

[@Solid_Nebula]

The joke is how wrong all these people were thinking they were right! 😂😂😂 "He didn't take the shot, he's a murderer" no, no that's our government officials at work. Blame the right people

[@dman3316]

The hostility towards the unvaccinated is still troubling. The jab protected the individual, didnt stop the spread - so why wouldn't it be down to personal choice? Ive been vaccinated but fully support peoples right to choose. Its no one elses business

[@Shams-fe6lq]

1. vaccines do slow down the spread. 2. unvaxxed people can spread it to people who cant get vaxxed such as those allergic or immunocompromised. 3. unvaxxed people getting infected again and again increase the chances of mutations such as omicron. 4. unvaxxed people overburden the hospitals which causes harm to other people in need of care who cant get it because hospitals are full. 5. just because unvaxxed people fell down the rabbit hole of misinfo doesnt mean we should let them die. do we let people not wear seatbelts because its their "choice" and not affecting anyone else.

[@ajwasp3642]

I hope the 1 million deaths sway the next election.

[@pforgottonsoul]

it didn't stop the spread because the virus keeps changing and also not everyone was vaccinated.

[@ButlerJ2]

Agreed. For most of us this was common sense. The only ones pushing against this sentiment were the ones whose pockets were lined with pharmaceutical money

[@JK_JK_JK]

Falsely claiming without evidence that unvaccinated persons are completely responsible for spreading COVID-19 and should be discriminated against=Totally fine. Merely stating epidemiologic data showing that 98% persons infected with monkeypox belong to a certain group of people who engage in a certain high risk sexual behavior= Scapegoating, demonizing, and ostracizing that must be stopped!

[@troyclear4219]

In the animal world, the pack don’t let the stupid be leaders.

[@dridadbunkerphd6523]

The nerds shall inherit the Earth - if we can avoid destroying it completely.

[@JargonMadjin]

I'm fairly certain the planet will be around longer than us, we can try asking the dinosaurs what they think

[@kcwitch1]

Flavours please 😂😂

[@iammissphatboodie6149]

@ Kingsley 😂😂😂

[@harryjansen3987]

died suddenly.

[@Nono-m3d]

This isn't going to age well

[@bretthoomana2541]

It should age like milk 🥛 😋.

[@kevinklein9565]

Like yo mom! 😂

[@rzawistowski33]

Especially the Aaron Rodgers, you can't expect a guy to take a med that's bad for him

[@stacylarge5636]

Ikr

[@williamwchuang]

Aging great. Unlike the Herman Cain Award winners.

[@johngroen2020]

Whahaha watch this right now 🤣

[@adamlewellen5081]

How sad that only the untouchables can debate the untouchable.

[@djwallis]

I can't wait to be able to turn on a new Netflix Special and not have the first joke be about the pandemic.

[@ranelgallardo7031]

Think you might be able to do that now since since it’s been 3-4 years ago. But yeah 2021-2022 you had to endure COVID jokes cause comedians started their first shows from the pandemic cause that was on their minds when they conducted their shows.

[@ussstropicana]

Couple of years ago, got arrested for wearing a mask in a bank. Covid time, i got arrested for NOT wearing it...

[@lauradahlus]

The world has gone 🤪

[@andrewschafer8986]

Average at best.