Twisting words like “triggers” and “boundaries” to manipulate + one sided polyamory = catch. This is dreadfully realistic.
@ebonyalexis32 Жыл бұрын
Couldn't have said it better
@AnnaHans88 Жыл бұрын
Yep, manipulative language. It's like the way P2W (pay-to-win) mobile games often use words like, "top-up" instead of "purchase" or "buy" to manipulate kids (and adults) into spending real money in the game. It sounds more appealing and has the implicit nuance of an innocent "refill."
@harkenbroted5651 Жыл бұрын
Jesus my ex did this - painful
@parsnipproductions8875 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of those Jonah Hill texts every blue check on Twitter was defending
@Kyle-fc8jv Жыл бұрын
don’t girls do that though
@calebtheholyman545 Жыл бұрын
"Oh no hes saying his area code, that means he's really upset" might be the most masterful writing out of this channel yet
@xletragedyx Жыл бұрын
I concur. I was shaking with laughter lmao
@joeshmoe0136 Жыл бұрын
Thats 661 $☆$!!!!😭😭😭
@lauraanderson8785 Жыл бұрын
I died laughing 😆
@Rumade Жыл бұрын
I choked at that line. Brand new sentence 😂
@sayyestolife333 Жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@alligatorsun1854 Жыл бұрын
Something about Brian just shouting his area code like that supposed to be threatening is just so comedic, I love it
@brianwilson8088 Жыл бұрын
FUKCIN 661
@careforjusticealways8 ай бұрын
LMFAOO😂😭😭😭
@resikin4 ай бұрын
I had to literally pause the video because it traumatized me. What do you mean “supposed to”
@dyle9691 Жыл бұрын
"I want us to be poly, but only on my side" Zoe can't get a rest
@TheRealHerbaSchmurba Жыл бұрын
She’s a buffoon lol
@alligatorsun1854 Жыл бұрын
Help that were the vibes I was getting-
@druelia9485 Жыл бұрын
Zoe can't get a rest because Zoe has a horrible type of love interest. Lol
@DiAn-ud8dy Жыл бұрын
@@druelia9485 adults preying on kids it's on them, blame pedos not the kids
@Matt-jb5rg Жыл бұрын
@@DiAn-ud8dyit’s still partially the kids fault for not getting or accepting help.
@SilverScizor753 Жыл бұрын
Wyatt getting a job, Zoe dating a potentially worse dude, this timeline is pretty awful
@las8883 Жыл бұрын
We need the tenured professor or the kid raised by grandparents to give us a break
@poleve54092 ай бұрын
wyatt's character development created the best timeline
@SilverScizor7532 ай бұрын
@@poleve5409 The timeline indeed was better than I expected
@AllanLee-g2eАй бұрын
Turns out Wyatt getting a job is the best thing to ever happen
@SilverScizor753Ай бұрын
@@AllanLee-g2e Sometimes things take unexpected turns in a positive direction
@JakePicci Жыл бұрын
I can't believe Zoe had the nerve to ask Zed to meet her parents. Boundaries, Zoe.
@SciFi_Soup Жыл бұрын
yeah she didnt even consider his boundaries at all
@las8883 Жыл бұрын
Zed is definitely worse than Brian. I mean they both suck but Zed using psych/therapy language to manipulate is what makes this type of person more scary and creepy. Another great video lol I'm invested in this story line
@Emperor_Atlantis Жыл бұрын
Totally agree. Brian was just dumb. Zed is some kind of narcist groomer
@alloyofgold1506 Жыл бұрын
Brian is a Violent jobless stoner that openly cheats on Zoe without any shame, he also attempted crime multiple times, and he's got no respect for authority or anyone but himself. So both are very terrible, but Brian takes the cake for me.
@firepainterreturn4221 Жыл бұрын
@@alloyofgold1506just give zed some time
@marcelskyy6631 Жыл бұрын
@@alloyofgold1506I think he’s meant to be a cokehead/alcoholic it’s why he sniffles so much
@DeezN1892 Жыл бұрын
@@alloyofgold1506attempted crime
@rowan404 Жыл бұрын
People like Zed are why so many people with PTSD don’t get their triggers treated seriously half the time.
@poppyappletree1400 Жыл бұрын
Let's not discount the #gamers in the audience
@drized257 Жыл бұрын
The 18 year old was getting influenced by both boyfriends but I think this guy is worse because the previous boyfriend was just a douchebag but this guy is actually a sociopathic manipulator and unlike the previous one, he knows how to stay calm and collected (or at least that’s what it looks like)
@kaydenelmsly406 Жыл бұрын
We Gonna have a fine Brian redemption arc, he gonna kick this crackers ass
@evasmiljanic3529 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. The ex is the kind of person she might grow up and realize is trash and get over it, but the current bf is manipulative in a way an 18yo is gonna struggle for years to realize is an asshole. And that's if she's lucky.
@justindawson5930 Жыл бұрын
The ex is from 661 though, 661!!
@batubop651 Жыл бұрын
@@justindawson5930this one’s from 666
@Mijzelffan Жыл бұрын
Hey she could do worse, at least he's not Elliot
@cactusitude Жыл бұрын
Also enjoying the natural progression of Zoe progressing from a douchebag to a sociopath
@agitwap6413 Жыл бұрын
?
@hazyhope._. Жыл бұрын
you mean Zed?
@imjoni Жыл бұрын
took me long to notice that she's just desperate for a boyfriend probably because she thinks she's already too old and not having a boyfriend is shameful 🥶
@gummy5862 Жыл бұрын
@@imjoniI feel for her though. I’ve felt “old” through pretty much all my teen years. It’s damaged and fucked up thinking.
@AmbiambiSinistrous Жыл бұрын
"progressing from [dating a] douchebag to [dating a] sociopath" is the intended reading I think, for those who also had a brief "?!" moment
@anonymousviewer7852 Жыл бұрын
One unintentional consequence of watching these videos has been me being able to recognize certain manipulation tactics I hadn’t noticed were bad before now, so thank you
@aubarloweАй бұрын
that was absolutely an intentional consequence of these videos, you just didn't know it going in
@SamP-by7iv Жыл бұрын
this guy almost makes brian look not completely terrible
@SmokeymcJoint420 Жыл бұрын
661!!! REPRESENT!!!
@alloyofgold1506 Жыл бұрын
Brian is way worse. he does drugs, doesn't do anything for a living being the loser he is, Violent both physically and verbally, unfaithful to Zoe or any woman he is with and he goes as far as openly flirting with other women in front of Zoe, Zero respect for anyone but himself, he also exploits Zoe just like Zed so...
@psychedelicpegasus7587 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget, Brian tried to take a swing at Teddy's Grandpa.
@theab39572 ай бұрын
@@psychedelicpegasus7587that is true...
@Rlmorrison74 Жыл бұрын
'oh my god he's shouting his area code that means he's really upset' I'm fucking dead
@qwertyrhino9497 Жыл бұрын
This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever.
@calebtheholyman545 Жыл бұрын
What? I thought I was supposed to like his characters.
@aoBubs Жыл бұрын
This is a lame copypasta
@zendakk Жыл бұрын
This comment is so good at appearing verbatim on every single video on this channel.
@mapian1001 Жыл бұрын
@@zendakkit's like every video is a W
@johnrivers3813 Жыл бұрын
@@calebtheholyman545 Honestly I relate to every single one of his characters I don't know why his username is called slappablejerk.... maybe it's an inside joke
@Cosmefulanito2812 Жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd say this but I'm rooting for Brian here
@xletragedyx Жыл бұрын
Zed's fucking with the 661!
@hannahschneyder6651 Жыл бұрын
No! Root for Zoe being single for a while and focusing on herself
@ethann_browne Жыл бұрын
When is Brian gonna drop his next album? That shit's fire.
@DollarinoJones Жыл бұрын
I hear it’s gonna be more personal and emotional than his earlier work. Wonder why.
@witchykittyy Жыл бұрын
Oh my god I had a guy friend who would say he was poly and would constantly talk about being lgbtq+ and would get offended if anyone said anything and shit, except the only one who knew he was “”poly”” was himself and neither of his two girlfriends knew the other existed. And he would insist to me that “how could you know you don’t like it if you don’t try it?” when I would clearly reject being a part of his imaginary love group. He would also call himself a feminist and wouldn’t understand why cheating on multiple women was anti feminist 🙄 I gave him an ultimatum that he had to tell the truth to both girls and break up with them or else I just wouldn’t be his friend anymore. Anyway I’m not his friend anymore.
@methyod Жыл бұрын
uhhhhh
@kiera6326 Жыл бұрын
“How could you know you don’t like it if you don’t try it” sounds like something a parent would say to their gay kid when they come out
@zhoucheng7141 Жыл бұрын
How disgusting jfc
@punkbjork Жыл бұрын
lol "poly" = man who can sleep around with as many women as he wants and face no consequences for it. every few decades men reinvent another "free love" movement to get as much sex with no strings attached as possible but frame it as philosophical, political, progressive and leftist.
@witchykittyy Жыл бұрын
@@kiera6326 fr it was very creepy and I would tell him that he needed to respect my decision and that he wasn’t actually poly because polyamory involves CONSENT which he did NOT have because neither of the girls even knew the other existed or that he claimed to be poly, he was just a cheater. He actually eventually told the girls and obviously they ended their relationships with him but I still stopped being friends with him because all of this was super messed up.
@csttornado3965 Жыл бұрын
Your absolute skill to make these character so incredibly accurate AND cringe at the same time is both a blessing and a curse. And yet, I can’t stop watching.
@owenmccord5078 Жыл бұрын
The amount of abuse that she’s taken from the same imaginary characters is tragic.
@curious1053 Жыл бұрын
But not surprising.
@bremcurt9514 Жыл бұрын
How is this guy worse than Brian?
@theslappablejerk Жыл бұрын
Brian might be an idiot but at least he’s predictable
@TheRealHerbaSchmurba Жыл бұрын
@@theslappablejerkhahaha
@DollarinoJones Жыл бұрын
Brian is at least very upfront about his desires and demonstrates the kind of person he is through his language and mannerisms. He’s not capable of multilayered deception outright. Zad or whatever the fuck twists mental health language and self-improvement as a way to control and demean, which is a lot more insidious and harder to step away from when you’re already entrenched in it. People are more likely to ‘grow out of’ a relationship with a Brian than a Zad.
@alloyofgold1506 Жыл бұрын
@@DollarinoJones But Brian as a person is way worse.
@doggoadexx2680 Жыл бұрын
@@alloyofgold1506rather have someone upfront than two-sided.
@Colinop Жыл бұрын
"He's shouting his area code!" imagine if you threatened people with your congressional district ☠️☠️☠️
@cynthiaholland132 ай бұрын
😂😂
@ElectroSwingingIt Жыл бұрын
ik she's a fictional character but please can we let Zoe have a break please
@fruitygranulizer540 Жыл бұрын
tell her to stop going for 30 yr olds
@ophiuchus5613 Жыл бұрын
She’s in fact a fictional character, however she picks the worst people it seems
@swordinthestone313 Жыл бұрын
@fruitygranulizer540 She's literally a teenager. She's a child Lol Let's not
@fruitygranulizer540 Жыл бұрын
@@swordinthestone313 not putting the blame on her, but she still gotta stop going for 30 yr olds... for her own good.
@sephinarose420 Жыл бұрын
People really be putting the blame on a child and not the manipulative men...yikes.
@druelia9485 Жыл бұрын
Even the way Brian holds his phone while talking on it is realistic for his character, istg. How did you nail this so specifically?? 😅
@TheRealHerbaSchmurba Жыл бұрын
Brian’s little coughs and sniffs are so hilarious.
@astromoonie Жыл бұрын
It’s like a very sick feral cat
@owenleal Жыл бұрын
Wow, Zoe found a worse bf than Brian. Thats almost impressive.
@jessicajimenez1460 Жыл бұрын
I know Brian has 661 tattooed on him 😂😂😂
@theslappablejerk Жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah Bakersfield for life
@OneJessticle Жыл бұрын
Either on his forearm, his chest, or his stomach lol
@jasperchappel9379Ай бұрын
@@OneJessticle is that what those mean???? Oh my GOD men are children
@Crappy9922 Жыл бұрын
it just gets worse and worse for zoey, I feel so bad for her leaving one manipulative ass for another. it's going to be so long and difficult for her to figure out what is healthy and what isn't as she progresses in life
@denielfominsky2493 Жыл бұрын
Zoey ain't real bruv
@Crappy9922 Жыл бұрын
@@denielfominsky2493 Zoey the character may not be real, but many young women get caught in this predicament. I've seen it before and it causes very real long term damage
@joeshmoe0136 Жыл бұрын
@Crappy9922 I know so many women like this. Women who have been raised to believe that being in a relationship is the most important thing in their life, or who have been starved of affectation are desperate for love but don't know what it looks like. They stumble from bad relationship to.bad relationship and will destroy themselves to try to please a man (who doesn't even like them) So I agree it does happen and its terribly sad
@viinisaari Жыл бұрын
@@juvialoxar1987when i was 18 none of my friends were this stupid
@PureCurebyFaith Жыл бұрын
@@joeshmoe0136romantic liking is the shallowest thing in the universe, and yet people try to make it seem like the deepest, most special "relationship" people can have. Nuts.
@corninyourpoop Жыл бұрын
the Bakersfield comment had me in tears wtf that was very accurate
@error-try-again-later Жыл бұрын
"But when in nature do you ever see animals being friendly with their ex?" LMAO 💀
@OLL49 Жыл бұрын
Bakersfield sounds like a gated community in Maryland for some reason “don’t mess with the 661” 💀
@theslappablejerk Жыл бұрын
Nah Bakersfield is straight up ass
@TheBlackLantern34 Жыл бұрын
Bakersfield has been categorized as the #1 most illiterate city in America as well as one of top 3 most polluted. Its... not a good place.
@dammitbobbi_ Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I have a buddy from Bakersfield and he says they call it the “butt hole” of California, I think. 😅
@bluecolumbine Жыл бұрын
Bako is wack as hell. There is literally nothing out there. It’s basically like a desert.
@juggsmcbulge82 Жыл бұрын
@@bluecolumbineHas some insane agricultural. Check where your carrots came from the next time you have any. Bakersfield receives all of the smog from LA County unfortunately
@simonovich8977 Жыл бұрын
I don't know how it's possible, but you somehow crafted a boyfriend for Zoe that's even worse than Brian
@Dexter.BoyGenius Жыл бұрын
"661!! FCKIN 661!! REPRESENT 6️⃣6️⃣1️⃣" Lmao that's the most energy I've ever seen Brian put towards anything...but in a way, it actually shows that Brian still cares a little for Zoe, which is much more than you could say for Zed if they ever broke up 🤷♂️
@punkbjork Жыл бұрын
cares? buddy that's called being possessive, insecure, and desperate to use someone inexperienced, naive and easy to manipulate for ego validation and sex.
@animeforlife5200 Жыл бұрын
Nooooooo this comment is scary. Care? Yikes…
@emanuel6233 Жыл бұрын
Cares for her? Bro did we watch the same video?💀🤣
@Direwreck Жыл бұрын
I’m starting to think these videos aren’t the healthiest way to unwind after work 💀
@oliviasadler5579 Жыл бұрын
I had a manipulative sociopathic older boyfriend when I was a teen, so for the first half of this video I was like "wow, Zed seems like a good guy helping Zoe move on" And then there was the polyamory conversation and it broke the illusion.
@hannahschneyder6651 Жыл бұрын
But the first part was bad already 😢
@drillosophy1012 Жыл бұрын
If you didn’t catch the red flags in the first half of the video, you might still have some healing to do.
@PrincipalSkinner3190 Жыл бұрын
@@drillosophy1012yeah, yikes. There was no illusion lol.
@curious1053 Жыл бұрын
Oh no. You’re Zoe!
@Kirsten_is_cursed1011 ай бұрын
Yikes, we found Zoe 😅
@BestBetterBestest Жыл бұрын
“CRYING IS ONE OF MY TRIGGERS” I SWEAR TO GOD
@TMEG. Жыл бұрын
As someone that actually lives in the 661 area code I can confirm that Brian really is very upset 😂
@arbsan8366 Жыл бұрын
“congratulations if you’re like pregnant and shit” 💀💀💀💀💀🤣
@Justaguy327 Жыл бұрын
Zoey can never get a break
@dabd8175 Жыл бұрын
She picks bad guys so 🤷
@UnarmedBastard Жыл бұрын
takes two to tango
@fruitygranulizer540 Жыл бұрын
her fault
@TheRealHerbaSchmurba Жыл бұрын
It’s her fault
@RavensWingTarot Жыл бұрын
Zoe has no self worth
@internetwizard4922 Жыл бұрын
"he's shouting his area code that means he's really upset" 😂😂😂😂
@johnrivers3813 Жыл бұрын
Zed is running a harem. I'm excited for the moment where all of his side girls meet up and destroy his car and become close friends.
@oranges557 Жыл бұрын
Nah, women dont work that way. They compete against each other
@shirin9452 Жыл бұрын
@@oranges557Zed?
@chillichan Жыл бұрын
No, they would either get jealous of each other or just accept being in a harem.
@coolbyfar Жыл бұрын
Bro that ‘sniff grunt’ is trademarked hilarious 😂😂😂
@bigtomar Жыл бұрын
i cant live in a world where there are two people like this
@PaulFJarnes Жыл бұрын
It's okay, there aren't two people like this, there are hundreds of thousands. Millions even.
@bardforhire8345 Жыл бұрын
Sorry buddy but I'm not going anywhere
@melonman6522 Жыл бұрын
How the hell did she downgrade from Brian? That's a tremendous achievement
@idontlikemakingthis Жыл бұрын
I don’t even need television anymore. I just need the Slappable Jerk KZbin-Universe. It almost feels like a vlog while we watch these characters in real time.
@Dartiniuss Жыл бұрын
Same lol, the MCU wishes it was as engaging as the slappabke jerk cinematic universe
@StudioTrainor Жыл бұрын
It’s just so crazy I’ve actually met all these people. Great job, man, you’re like my favorite KZbinr right now. For real. Everyone’s a fucking commentator, but you’re bringing back original skits, but with a twist. Thank you
@laurel__ Жыл бұрын
Controlling others is not setting boundaries. How scary accurate is this for some!
@singulartrout Жыл бұрын
"he's shouting his area code, I know he's really upset" made me snort
@Cryhai Жыл бұрын
Man the sudden reveal that he’s already showing these red flags at only two weeks into the relationship hits like a truck
@Phoenix-ch1mo Жыл бұрын
SIX SIX ONE 🗣️💯 SIX SIX ONE 🗣️💯🔥
@Kallah_DaughterOfYAHUAH Жыл бұрын
“Oh nooo he’s shouting his area code that means he’s really upset” When I tell you I’m actually screeeeamiinngggg! Lol
@bennyboi5953 Жыл бұрын
Damn bro the area code thing really got me. People really be doing that shit irl. Ah the cringe hurts just thinking about it. Fuck you man, another awesome and unpleasantly relatable video
@alextate5528 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking we were gonna get a Brian redemption arc for a second then he started yelling his area code 💀💀😂😂😂
@sonicfangal2000 Жыл бұрын
I feel for Zoe, I really wish I could hug her and tell her that these guys aren't worth it. Although Brian still seems to somewhat care for her, Zed seems like a controlling sociopath.
@aaz.20072 ай бұрын
i know you're not a bad person but it's really confusing how some people end up like Zoe
@sonicfangal20002 ай бұрын
@@aaz.2007 It's because they are young and stupid, it's just human nature. It is sad, but live and learn, sometimes they wind up 40 and still act like Zoe's age lol
@LeprosuGnome Жыл бұрын
For a moment I was thinking like "Ok, that's a good point, I can understand where he is coming from" and then she asked him about poly and "Oh FFS"
@OneJessticle Жыл бұрын
The 661 was the only thing to make me laugh and feel normal during this time in my life that is rather depressing and chaotic... Thank you.
@scalylayde87516 ай бұрын
“Crying is one of my triggers” is the most fucked up thing. Everyone is uncomfortable if someone is crying
@waleedalam7927 Жыл бұрын
Zed is way more worse than Brian lol. Brian at least lets her cry and shit, him using psych language just means going to be a way better manipulator.
@AKIL.j.Lawson Жыл бұрын
"crying is one of my triggers"
@polipix_ Жыл бұрын
both of these boyfriends are absolute shitheads but I prefer this one 1000% more than the other SOLELY because he doesn’t cough or sniffle every 5 seconds. watching the other guy merely exist was a sensory nightmare to me
@raeechil Жыл бұрын
My throat gets sore after a while 😖
@aussiejubes Жыл бұрын
I know I skipped some Brian vids because I just can't listen to his many disgusting vocalisations lol
@viinisaari Жыл бұрын
Lmao this ones clearly worse
@polipix_ Жыл бұрын
@@viinisaari I don’t care. As long as if I don’t have to listen to Brian anymore
@RavensWingTarot Жыл бұрын
When he started yelling about where hes from and his area code I laughed so hard. I think its hilarious when people do this. Why is that supposed to be a threat? 😂
@rpfcreates44763 ай бұрын
This is so spot on because only a clueless young girl would think some idiot shouting his area code is intense and edgy lol. I’ve heard a girl say “oh you don’t want to see him when he starts pulling on his shirt collar and stretching it, it means he’s fighting himself so he doesn’t hurt anyone else around him” and I just died laughing. She was shocked and couldn’t comprehend how ridiculous that was. Her boyfriend was like 95 pounds lol. Her friends eventually got through to her how dumb their relationship was but I kept a longg distance from her after that. This video cracked me up because it’s so accurate.
@FahimAhmed-xj9lq Жыл бұрын
I really wanna see a short eventually when Zoe finally stands up for herself
@MistressMillion Жыл бұрын
The hand sliiighly touching her knee during this narcissistic therapy language bogus is infuriatingly accurate
@Cheese_sammich Жыл бұрын
“Oh no he’s shouting his area code” I hollered 😂
@zacharyhiggins4947 Жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie, I was agreeing with Zed at first when he was saying not to be Brian's friend. That's actually good life advice. But then I remembered what channel I was watching.
@jonquilgemstone Жыл бұрын
Yeah. I was thinking "Wow, he's using his experience to help Zoey" but then the rsst of the video happened and I thought "here we go again"
@zacharyhiggins4947 Жыл бұрын
@jonquilgemstone exactly! Like yes, Brian is awful and bring nothing positive to your li- damn it Zed! You're just like him!
@dyle9691 Жыл бұрын
What is Brian's area code again?
@theslappablejerk Жыл бұрын
If you listen closely, you can hear 661
@dyle9691 Жыл бұрын
@@theslappablejerk Yea I don't think he's made that clear enough
@Eb0nK1ngG4mes Жыл бұрын
I love that everyone feels bad for Zoe like this isn't her fault too.
@SmokeymcJoint420 Жыл бұрын
That's a fair point. She definitely should date people her own age.
@Justaliljellybean Жыл бұрын
Exactly, like she has a good circle telling her she's not making good decisions and still doesn't listen.
@jonquilgemstone Жыл бұрын
Exactly! She's an adult.
@jonquilgemstone Жыл бұрын
@@SmokeymcJoint420Or at least go for men who aren't scumbags. Adult age gaps are fine if both parties respect each other.
@Trashalchemy Жыл бұрын
He got Jonah Hill to play himself for this
@krunchiz Жыл бұрын
I think this one made me laugh harder than any of the others, and thats saying a lot because all these videos are hilarious lol thank you for what you do!!!
@colinr4860 Жыл бұрын
_Oh no he's shouting his area code..._ 😂
@cactusitude Жыл бұрын
The unholy combination of every bad male trait ever, love it
@calluminkster6892 Жыл бұрын
The sniff/cough is amazing
@thatboyaintright Жыл бұрын
She needs to hook up with Wyatt. He at least has a corporate job now. 😂
@psychedelicpegasus7587 Жыл бұрын
Oh no, oh no, oh no no, no no no 😅
@RambleChristianPodcast Жыл бұрын
Was NOT expecting the Bakersfield reference 😂😂😂
@alexrubio36 Жыл бұрын
Brian is better than him 😤 #JUSTICEFORBRIAN 😤😤😤
@alexrubio36 Жыл бұрын
Theyre both ass but Brian has better bars 😤💪
@rhino1876 Жыл бұрын
Never thought I would say it but I miss Brian
@bluebird1914 Жыл бұрын
On god. Brian is a shitty dude, but at least he's very right in that it's fucked up of Zed to try and control Zoe like that.
@LadyMWZip Жыл бұрын
"I DON'T REALLY MEET PARENTS ITS ONE OF MY BOUNDARIES"!! I AM SCREAMING! 😂😂😂 PLEASE LET THE 30 YEAR OLD BOYFRIENDS FIGHT AND GO TO JAIL!
@frankienerdyboy Жыл бұрын
you got to playlist this shit. so we can watch the saga unfold
@briannawalker4793 Жыл бұрын
Not the Bakersfield shout-out 😭😭😭😭😭
@fredskull1618 Жыл бұрын
Breaking off a friendship with an ex over the phone while your current partner listens in? And then celebrating a two-week anniversary with plans to meet the parents, only for Zed to reveal that meeting parents is a personal boundary? Just another typical Tuesday in the world of Zoey. She’s Gen Z alright.
@tymondabrowski12 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, because abusive relationships with immature people were invented by gen Z, totally /sarcasm
@psychicbyinternet Жыл бұрын
Your mom and dad probably did shit like that too but with some other dumb excuse other than therapy speak, which is why you victim blame Zoey. If anything, at least Gen X, millennials and Gen Z are going to therapy more so they can break the cycle. Boomers and Lucky Few punch down their emotions and tell themselves that it's normal to have your husband/wife abuse you because "relationships are work" and "we have to stay together for the kids/God."
@justina7300 Жыл бұрын
Just when I thought I was I out, you pull me back in!
@walkthrousfoever Жыл бұрын
at this point zoey deserves this, she needs to wake up
@psychicbyinternet Жыл бұрын
No she doesn't. That's really fucked up to say. You're victim blaming.
@floreroafloreril1458 Жыл бұрын
"Teens deserve to be abused by adults until they learn to not get abused by adults".
@IamDrerex Жыл бұрын
The area code joke got me dying
@xandocommando Жыл бұрын
I’m glad Zoe is moving on from a Bakersfield 30 year old to a San Bernardino 30 year old
@oranges557 Жыл бұрын
Zed is 32
@yeahrightbear8883 Жыл бұрын
This is so sad. So many young women are trapped in this exact situation. Its like they can't see how shitty both guys are.
@RuSosan Жыл бұрын
Tons of predatory narcissistic shitheads out there. The worst part is that they aren't limited to "romantic" relationships. Family, "friends", co-workers... All kinds. Seen far too many good people get absolutely devastated by them too.
@psychedelicpegasus7587 Жыл бұрын
I would like to see Zoe and Teddy have a conversation. Then Zoe thinks Teddy is going to ask her out, but Teddy gives her a reality check with some blunt, but kind, advice.
@emmaj5807 Жыл бұрын
I never thought I would be happy to see Brian again. I am really enjoying this story and am so happy you're continuing it even after they broke up!
@elliel.5915 Жыл бұрын
The new bf is extremely hateable with his manipulative use of therapy-speak and the one sided polyamory, but good god at least he doesn't sniff and clear his throat after every goddamm sentence
@BigShaneGillis Жыл бұрын
The yin to the prior 30 y/o’s yang 😂 this man is a metaverse in in of himself
@SewerRat3000 Жыл бұрын
These videos improve my day
@JohnDoe-hs1jp Жыл бұрын
Zed is in trouble. Nobody messes with the 661!
@Randomjackass135 Жыл бұрын
I feel like if you put this dude and Harmony Korine in a room for a month they would churn out a revolting and captivating masterpiece
@vincentclark5739 Жыл бұрын
An ex I knew since we were kids told me we couldn’t be friends anymore. We had a teenage fling, we’re mid 20s now. 10 years plus growing up and your boyfriend is still jealous? Wow
@bozo7893 Жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for zoey😢
@bobbob7250 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe that I'm saying this, but I'm rooting for Brian
@Oodelally Жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for you to make a road trip film with all these characters
@aniala Жыл бұрын
I was so excited when Zoe and Brian split. Never thought I’d miss Brian this Zed dude is even more unbearable excellent work sir
@carbondavid2155 Жыл бұрын
The intelligence of each of these men is drastically different but equally as terrifying
@PsychoBenches Жыл бұрын
I was on his side for once until the poly part 💀
@emmalu22 Жыл бұрын
SHOUTING THE ZIP CODE HAHAHAHAHHAA
@KatrinaDag Жыл бұрын
Am… am I… rooting for Brian? (I am not I am rooting for Zoe but oof Zed is truly a different but just as bad type of 30 yo bf lol)