18-yr-old’s new 30-yr-old boyfriend sets some boundaries

[@ergogrrl]

Twisting words like “triggers” and “boundaries” to manipulate + one sided polyamory = catch. This is dreadfully realistic.

[@ebonyalexis32]

Couldn't have said it better

[@AnnaHans88]

Yep, manipulative language. It's like the way P2W (pay-to-win) mobile games often use words like, "top-up" instead of "purchase" or "buy" to manipulate kids (and adults) into spending real money in the game. It sounds more appealing and has the implicit nuance of an innocent "refill."

[@harkenbroted5651]

Jesus my ex did this - painful

[@parsnipproductions8875]

Reminds me of those Jonah Hill texts every blue check on Twitter was defending

[@Kyle-fc8jv]

don’t girls do that though

[@calebtheholyman545]

"Oh no hes saying his area code, that means he's really upset" might be the most masterful writing out of this channel yet

[@xletragedyx]

I concur. I was shaking with laughter lmao

[@joeshmoe0136]

Thats 661 $☆$!!!!😭😭😭

[@lauraanderson8785]

I died laughing 😆

[@Rumade]

I choked at that line. Brand new sentence 😂

[@sayyestolife333]

Lmaoooo

[@alligatorsun1854]

Something about Brian just shouting his area code like that supposed to be threatening is just so comedic, I love it

[@brianwilson8088]

FUKCIN 661

[@careforjusticealways]

LMFAOO😂😭😭😭

[@resikin]

I had to literally pause the video because it traumatized me. What do you mean “supposed to”

[@dyle9691]

"I want us to be poly, but only on my side" Zoe can't get a rest

[@TheRealHerbaSchmurba]

She’s a buffoon lol

[@alligatorsun1854]

Help that were the vibes I was getting-

[@druelia9485]

Zoe can't get a rest because Zoe has a horrible type of love interest. Lol

[@DiAn-ud8dy]

@@druelia9485 adults preying on kids it's on them, blame pedos not the kids

[@Matt-jb5rg]

@@DiAn-ud8dyit’s still partially the kids fault for not getting or accepting help.

[@SilverScizor753]

Wyatt getting a job, Zoe dating a potentially worse dude, this timeline is pretty awful

[@las8883]

We need the tenured professor or the kid raised by grandparents to give us a break

[@poleve5409]

wyatt's character development created the best timeline

[@SilverScizor753]

@@poleve5409 The timeline indeed was better than I expected

[@AllanLee-g2e]

Turns out Wyatt getting a job is the best thing to ever happen

[@SilverScizor753]

@@AllanLee-g2e Sometimes things take unexpected turns in a positive direction

[@JakePicci]

I can't believe Zoe had the nerve to ask Zed to meet her parents. Boundaries, Zoe.

[@SciFi_Soup]

yeah she didnt even consider his boundaries at all

[@las8883]

Zed is definitely worse than Brian. I mean they both suck but Zed using psych/therapy language to manipulate is what makes this type of person more scary and creepy. Another great video lol I'm invested in this story line

[@Emperor_Atlantis]

Totally agree. Brian was just dumb. Zed is some kind of narcist groomer

[@alloyofgold1506]

Brian is a Violent jobless stoner that openly cheats on Zoe without any shame, he also attempted crime multiple times, and he's got no respect for authority or anyone but himself. So both are very terrible, but Brian takes the cake for me.

[@firepainterreturn4221]

​@@alloyofgold1506just give zed some time

[@marcelskyy6631]

@@alloyofgold1506I think he’s meant to be a cokehead/alcoholic it’s why he sniffles so much

[@DeezN1892]

@@alloyofgold1506attempted crime

[@rowan404]

People like Zed are why so many people with PTSD don’t get their triggers treated seriously half the time.

[@poppyappletree1400]

Let's not discount the #gamers in the audience

[@drized257]

The 18 year old was getting influenced by both boyfriends but I think this guy is worse because the previous boyfriend was just a douchebag but this guy is actually a sociopathic manipulator and unlike the previous one, he knows how to stay calm and collected (or at least that’s what it looks like)

[@kaydenelmsly406]

We Gonna have a fine Brian redemption arc, he gonna kick this crackers ass

[@evasmiljanic3529]

Yeah. The ex is the kind of person she might grow up and realize is trash and get over it, but the current bf is manipulative in a way an 18yo is gonna struggle for years to realize is an asshole. And that's if she's lucky.

[@justindawson5930]

The ex is from 661 though, 661!!

[@batubop651]

@@justindawson5930this one’s from 666

[@Mijzelffan]

Hey she could do worse, at least he's not Elliot

[@cactusitude]

Also enjoying the natural progression of Zoe progressing from a douchebag to a sociopath

[@agitwap6413]

?

[@hazyhope._.]

you mean Zed?

[@imjoni]

took me long to notice that she's just desperate for a boyfriend probably because she thinks she's already too old and not having a boyfriend is shameful 🥶

[@gummy5862]

@@imjoniI feel for her though. I’ve felt “old” through pretty much all my teen years. It’s damaged and fucked up thinking.

[@AmbiambiSinistrous]

"progressing from [dating a] douchebag to [dating a] sociopath" is the intended reading I think, for those who also had a brief "?!" moment

[@anonymousviewer7852]

One unintentional consequence of watching these videos has been me being able to recognize certain manipulation tactics I hadn’t noticed were bad before now, so thank you

[@aubarlowe]

that was absolutely an intentional consequence of these videos, you just didn't know it going in

[@SamP-by7iv]

this guy almost makes brian look not completely terrible

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

661!!! REPRESENT!!!

[@alloyofgold1506]

Brian is way worse. he does drugs, doesn't do anything for a living being the loser he is, Violent both physically and verbally, unfaithful to Zoe or any woman he is with and he goes as far as openly flirting with other women in front of Zoe, Zero respect for anyone but himself, he also exploits Zoe just like Zed so...

[@psychedelicpegasus7587]

Don't forget, Brian tried to take a swing at Teddy's Grandpa.

[@theab3957]

​@@psychedelicpegasus7587that is true...

[@Rlmorrison74]

'oh my god he's shouting his area code that means he's really upset' I'm fucking dead

[@qwertyrhino9497]

This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever.

[@calebtheholyman545]

What? I thought I was supposed to like his characters.

[@aoBubs]

This is a lame copypasta

[@zendakk]

This comment is so good at appearing verbatim on every single video on this channel.

[@mapian1001]

​@@zendakkit's like every video is a W

[@johnrivers3813]

@@calebtheholyman545 Honestly I relate to every single one of his characters I don't know why his username is called slappablejerk.... maybe it's an inside joke

[@Cosmefulanito2812]

I never thought I'd say this but I'm rooting for Brian here

[@xletragedyx]

Zed's fucking with the 661!

[@hannahschneyder6651]

No! Root for Zoe being single for a while and focusing on herself

[@ethann_browne]

When is Brian gonna drop his next album? That shit's fire.

[@DollarinoJones]

I hear it’s gonna be more personal and emotional than his earlier work. Wonder why.

[@witchykittyy]

Oh my god I had a guy friend who would say he was poly and would constantly talk about being lgbtq+ and would get offended if anyone said anything and shit, except the only one who knew he was “”poly”” was himself and neither of his two girlfriends knew the other existed. And he would insist to me that “how could you know you don’t like it if you don’t try it?” when I would clearly reject being a part of his imaginary love group. He would also call himself a feminist and wouldn’t understand why cheating on multiple women was anti feminist 🙄 I gave him an ultimatum that he had to tell the truth to both girls and break up with them or else I just wouldn’t be his friend anymore. Anyway I’m not his friend anymore.

[@methyod]

uhhhhh

[@kiera6326]

“How could you know you don’t like it if you don’t try it” sounds like something a parent would say to their gay kid when they come out

[@zhoucheng7141]

How disgusting jfc

[@punkbjork]

lol "poly" = man who can sleep around with as many women as he wants and face no consequences for it. every few decades men reinvent another "free love" movement to get as much sex with no strings attached as possible but frame it as philosophical, political, progressive and leftist.

[@witchykittyy]

@@kiera6326 fr it was very creepy and I would tell him that he needed to respect my decision and that he wasn’t actually poly because polyamory involves CONSENT which he did NOT have because neither of the girls even knew the other existed or that he claimed to be poly, he was just a cheater. He actually eventually told the girls and obviously they ended their relationships with him but I still stopped being friends with him because all of this was super messed up.

[@csttornado3965]

Your absolute skill to make these character so incredibly accurate AND cringe at the same time is both a blessing and a curse. And yet, I can’t stop watching.

[@owenmccord5078]

The amount of abuse that she’s taken from the same imaginary characters is tragic.

[@curious1053]

But not surprising.

[@bremcurt9514]

How is this guy worse than Brian?

[@theslappablejerk]

Brian might be an idiot but at least he’s predictable

[@TheRealHerbaSchmurba]

@@theslappablejerkhahaha

[@DollarinoJones]

Brian is at least very upfront about his desires and demonstrates the kind of person he is through his language and mannerisms. He’s not capable of multilayered deception outright. Zad or whatever the fuck twists mental health language and self-improvement as a way to control and demean, which is a lot more insidious and harder to step away from when you’re already entrenched in it. People are more likely to ‘grow out of’ a relationship with a Brian than a Zad.

[@alloyofgold1506]

@@DollarinoJones But Brian as a person is way worse.

[@doggoadexx2680]

@@alloyofgold1506rather have someone upfront than two-sided.

[@Colinop]

"He's shouting his area code!" imagine if you threatened people with your congressional district ☠️☠️☠️

[@cynthiaholland13]

😂😂

[@ElectroSwingingIt]

ik she's a fictional character but please can we let Zoe have a break please

[@fruitygranulizer540]

tell her to stop going for 30 yr olds

[@ophiuchus5613]

She’s in fact a fictional character, however she picks the worst people it seems

[@swordinthestone313]

​@fruitygranulizer540 She's literally a teenager. She's a child Lol Let's not

[@fruitygranulizer540]

@@swordinthestone313 not putting the blame on her, but she still gotta stop going for 30 yr olds... for her own good.

[@sephinarose420]

People really be putting the blame on a child and not the manipulative men...yikes.

[@druelia9485]

Even the way Brian holds his phone while talking on it is realistic for his character, istg. How did you nail this so specifically?? 😅

[@TheRealHerbaSchmurba]

Brian’s little coughs and sniffs are so hilarious.

[@astromoonie]

It’s like a very sick feral cat

[@owenleal]

Wow, Zoe found a worse bf than Brian. Thats almost impressive.

[@jessicajimenez1460]

I know Brian has 661 tattooed on him 😂😂😂

[@theslappablejerk]

Fuck yeah Bakersfield for life

[@OneJessticle]

Either on his forearm, his chest, or his stomach lol

[@jasperchappel9379]

​@@OneJessticle is that what those mean???? Oh my GOD men are children

[@Crappy9922]

it just gets worse and worse for zoey, I feel so bad for her leaving one manipulative ass for another. it's going to be so long and difficult for her to figure out what is healthy and what isn't as she progresses in life

[@denielfominsky2493]

Zoey ain't real bruv

[@Crappy9922]

@@denielfominsky2493 Zoey the character may not be real, but many young women get caught in this predicament. I've seen it before and it causes very real long term damage

[@joeshmoe0136]

​@Crappy9922 I know so many women like this. Women who have been raised to believe that being in a relationship is the most important thing in their life, or who have been starved of affectation are desperate for love but don't know what it looks like. They stumble from bad relationship to.bad relationship and will destroy themselves to try to please a man (who doesn't even like them) So I agree it does happen and its terribly sad

[@viinisaari]

@@juvialoxar1987when i was 18 none of my friends were this stupid

[@PureCurebyFaith]

​@@joeshmoe0136romantic liking is the shallowest thing in the universe, and yet people try to make it seem like the deepest, most special "relationship" people can have. Nuts.

[@corninyourpoop]

the Bakersfield comment had me in tears wtf that was very accurate

[@error-try-again-later]

"But when in nature do you ever see animals being friendly with their ex?" LMAO 💀

[@OLL49]

Bakersfield sounds like a gated community in Maryland for some reason “don’t mess with the 661” 💀

[@theslappablejerk]

Nah Bakersfield is straight up ass

[@TheBlackLantern34]

Bakersfield has been categorized as the #1 most illiterate city in America as well as one of top 3 most polluted. Its... not a good place.

[@dammitbobbi_]

Yeah, I have a buddy from Bakersfield and he says they call it the “butt hole” of California, I think. 😅

[@bluecolumbine]

Bako is wack as hell. There is literally nothing out there. It’s basically like a desert.

[@juggsmcbulge82]

@@bluecolumbineHas some insane agricultural. Check where your carrots came from the next time you have any. Bakersfield receives all of the smog from LA County unfortunately

[@simonovich8977]

I don't know how it's possible, but you somehow crafted a boyfriend for Zoe that's even worse than Brian

[@Dexter.BoyGenius]

"661!! FCKIN 661!! REPRESENT 6️⃣6️⃣1️⃣" Lmao that's the most energy I've ever seen Brian put towards anything...but in a way, it actually shows that Brian still cares a little for Zoe, which is much more than you could say for Zed if they ever broke up 🤷‍♂️

[@punkbjork]

cares? buddy that's called being possessive, insecure, and desperate to use someone inexperienced, naive and easy to manipulate for ego validation and sex.

[@animeforlife5200]

Nooooooo this comment is scary. Care? Yikes…

[@emanuel6233]

Cares for her? Bro did we watch the same video?💀🤣

[@Direwreck]

I’m starting to think these videos aren’t the healthiest way to unwind after work 💀

[@oliviasadler5579]

I had a manipulative sociopathic older boyfriend when I was a teen, so for the first half of this video I was like "wow, Zed seems like a good guy helping Zoe move on" And then there was the polyamory conversation and it broke the illusion.

[@hannahschneyder6651]

But the first part was bad already 😢

[@drillosophy1012]

If you didn’t catch the red flags in the first half of the video, you might still have some healing to do.

[@PrincipalSkinner3190]

​@@drillosophy1012yeah, yikes. There was no illusion lol.

[@curious1053]

Oh no. You’re Zoe!

[@Kirsten_is_cursed10]

Yikes, we found Zoe 😅

[@BestBetterBestest]

“CRYING IS ONE OF MY TRIGGERS” I SWEAR TO GOD

[@TMEG.]

As someone that actually lives in the 661 area code I can confirm that Brian really is very upset 😂

[@arbsan8366]

“congratulations if you’re like pregnant and shit” 💀💀💀💀💀🤣

[@Justaguy327]

Zoey can never get a break

[@dabd8175]

She picks bad guys so 🤷

[@UnarmedBastard]

takes two to tango

[@fruitygranulizer540]

her fault

[@TheRealHerbaSchmurba]

It’s her fault

[@RavensWingTarot]

Zoe has no self worth

[@internetwizard4922]

"he's shouting his area code that means he's really upset" 😂😂😂😂

[@johnrivers3813]

Zed is running a harem. I'm excited for the moment where all of his side girls meet up and destroy his car and become close friends.

[@oranges557]

Nah, women dont work that way. They compete against each other

[@shirin9452]

@@oranges557Zed?

[@chillichan]

No, they would either get jealous of each other or just accept being in a harem.

[@coolbyfar]

Bro that ‘sniff grunt’ is trademarked hilarious 😂😂😂

[@bigtomar]

i cant live in a world where there are two people like this

[@PaulFJarnes]

It's okay, there aren't two people like this, there are hundreds of thousands. Millions even.

[@bardforhire8345]

Sorry buddy but I'm not going anywhere

[@melonman6522]

How the hell did she downgrade from Brian? That's a tremendous achievement

[@idontlikemakingthis]

I don’t even need television anymore. I just need the Slappable Jerk KZbin-Universe. It almost feels like a vlog while we watch these characters in real time.

[@Dartiniuss]

Same lol, the MCU wishes it was as engaging as the slappabke jerk cinematic universe

[@StudioTrainor]

It’s just so crazy I’ve actually met all these people. Great job, man, you’re like my favorite KZbinr right now. For real. Everyone’s a fucking commentator, but you’re bringing back original skits, but with a twist. Thank you

[@laurel__]

Controlling others is not setting boundaries. How scary accurate is this for some!

[@singulartrout]

"he's shouting his area code, I know he's really upset" made me snort

[@Cryhai]

Man the sudden reveal that he’s already showing these red flags at only two weeks into the relationship hits like a truck

[@Phoenix-ch1mo]

SIX SIX ONE 🗣️💯 SIX SIX ONE 🗣️💯🔥

[@Kallah_DaughterOfYAHUAH]

“Oh nooo he’s shouting his area code that means he’s really upset” When I tell you I’m actually screeeeamiinngggg! Lol

[@bennyboi5953]

Damn bro the area code thing really got me. People really be doing that shit irl. Ah the cringe hurts just thinking about it. Fuck you man, another awesome and unpleasantly relatable video

[@alextate5528]

I was thinking we were gonna get a Brian redemption arc for a second then he started yelling his area code 💀💀😂😂😂

[@sonicfangal2000]

I feel for Zoe, I really wish I could hug her and tell her that these guys aren't worth it. Although Brian still seems to somewhat care for her, Zed seems like a controlling sociopath.

[@aaz.2007]

i know you're not a bad person but it's really confusing how some people end up like Zoe

[@sonicfangal2000]

@@aaz.2007 It's because they are young and stupid, it's just human nature. It is sad, but live and learn, sometimes they wind up 40 and still act like Zoe's age lol

[@LeprosuGnome]

For a moment I was thinking like "Ok, that's a good point, I can understand where he is coming from" and then she asked him about poly and "Oh FFS"

[@OneJessticle]

The 661 was the only thing to make me laugh and feel normal during this time in my life that is rather depressing and chaotic... Thank you.

[@scalylayde8751]

“Crying is one of my triggers” is the most fucked up thing. Everyone is uncomfortable if someone is crying

[@waleedalam7927]

Zed is way more worse than Brian lol. Brian at least lets her cry and shit, him using psych language just means going to be a way better manipulator.

[@AKIL.j.Lawson]

"crying is one of my triggers"

[@polipix_]

both of these boyfriends are absolute shitheads but I prefer this one 1000% more than the other SOLELY because he doesn’t cough or sniffle every 5 seconds. watching the other guy merely exist was a sensory nightmare to me

[@raeechil]

My throat gets sore after a while 😖

[@aussiejubes]

I know I skipped some Brian vids because I just can't listen to his many disgusting vocalisations lol

[@viinisaari]

Lmao this ones clearly worse

[@polipix_]

@@viinisaari I don’t care. As long as if I don’t have to listen to Brian anymore

[@RavensWingTarot]

When he started yelling about where hes from and his area code I laughed so hard. I think its hilarious when people do this. Why is that supposed to be a threat? 😂

[@rpfcreates4476]

This is so spot on because only a clueless young girl would think some idiot shouting his area code is intense and edgy lol. I’ve heard a girl say “oh you don’t want to see him when he starts pulling on his shirt collar and stretching it, it means he’s fighting himself so he doesn’t hurt anyone else around him” and I just died laughing. She was shocked and couldn’t comprehend how ridiculous that was. Her boyfriend was like 95 pounds lol. Her friends eventually got through to her how dumb their relationship was but I kept a longg distance from her after that. This video cracked me up because it’s so accurate.

[@FahimAhmed-xj9lq]

I really wanna see a short eventually when Zoe finally stands up for herself

[@MistressMillion]

The hand sliiighly touching her knee during this narcissistic therapy language bogus is infuriatingly accurate

[@Cheese_sammich]

“Oh no he’s shouting his area code” I hollered 😂

[@zacharyhiggins4947]

I'm not gonna lie, I was agreeing with Zed at first when he was saying not to be Brian's friend. That's actually good life advice. But then I remembered what channel I was watching.

[@jonquilgemstone]

Yeah. I was thinking "Wow, he's using his experience to help Zoey" but then the rsst of the video happened and I thought "here we go again"

[@zacharyhiggins4947]

@jonquilgemstone exactly! Like yes, Brian is awful and bring nothing positive to your li- damn it Zed! You're just like him!

[@dyle9691]

What is Brian's area code again?

[@theslappablejerk]

If you listen closely, you can hear 661

[@dyle9691]

@@theslappablejerk Yea I don't think he's made that clear enough

[@Eb0nK1ngG4mes]

I love that everyone feels bad for Zoe like this isn't her fault too.

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

That's a fair point. She definitely should date people her own age.

[@Justaliljellybean]

Exactly, like she has a good circle telling her she's not making good decisions and still doesn't listen.

[@jonquilgemstone]

Exactly! She's an adult.

[@jonquilgemstone]

​@@SmokeymcJoint420Or at least go for men who aren't scumbags. Adult age gaps are fine if both parties respect each other.

[@Trashalchemy]

He got Jonah Hill to play himself for this

[@krunchiz]

I think this one made me laugh harder than any of the others, and thats saying a lot because all these videos are hilarious lol thank you for what you do!!!

[@colinr4860]

_Oh no he's shouting his area code..._ 😂

[@cactusitude]

The unholy combination of every bad male trait ever, love it

[@calluminkster6892]

The sniff/cough is amazing

[@thatboyaintright]

She needs to hook up with Wyatt. He at least has a corporate job now. 😂

[@psychedelicpegasus7587]

Oh no, oh no, oh no no, no no no 😅

[@RambleChristianPodcast]

Was NOT expecting the Bakersfield reference 😂😂😂

[@alexrubio36]

Brian is better than him 😤 #JUSTICEFORBRIAN 😤😤😤

[@alexrubio36]

Theyre both ass but Brian has better bars 😤💪

[@rhino1876]

Never thought I would say it but I miss Brian

[@bluebird1914]

On god. Brian is a shitty dude, but at least he's very right in that it's fucked up of Zed to try and control Zoe like that.

[@LadyMWZip]

"I DON'T REALLY MEET PARENTS ITS ONE OF MY BOUNDARIES"!! I AM SCREAMING! 😂😂😂 PLEASE LET THE 30 YEAR OLD BOYFRIENDS FIGHT AND GO TO JAIL!

[@frankienerdyboy]

you got to playlist this shit. so we can watch the saga unfold

[@briannawalker4793]

Not the Bakersfield shout-out 😭😭😭😭😭

[@fredskull1618]

Breaking off a friendship with an ex over the phone while your current partner listens in? And then celebrating a two-week anniversary with plans to meet the parents, only for Zed to reveal that meeting parents is a personal boundary? Just another typical Tuesday in the world of Zoey. She’s Gen Z alright.

[@tymondabrowski12]

Yeah, because abusive relationships with immature people were invented by gen Z, totally /sarcasm

[@psychicbyinternet]

Your mom and dad probably did shit like that too but with some other dumb excuse other than therapy speak, which is why you victim blame Zoey. If anything, at least Gen X, millennials and Gen Z are going to therapy more so they can break the cycle. Boomers and Lucky Few punch down their emotions and tell themselves that it's normal to have your husband/wife abuse you because "relationships are work" and "we have to stay together for the kids/God."

[@justina7300]

Just when I thought I was I out, you pull me back in!

[@walkthrousfoever]

at this point zoey deserves this, she needs to wake up

[@psychicbyinternet]

No she doesn't. That's really fucked up to say. You're victim blaming.

[@floreroafloreril1458]

"Teens deserve to be abused by adults until they learn to not get abused by adults".

[@IamDrerex]

The area code joke got me dying

[@xandocommando]

I’m glad Zoe is moving on from a Bakersfield 30 year old to a San Bernardino 30 year old

[@oranges557]

Zed is 32

[@yeahrightbear8883]

This is so sad. So many young women are trapped in this exact situation. Its like they can't see how shitty both guys are.

[@RuSosan]

Tons of predatory narcissistic shitheads out there. The worst part is that they aren't limited to "romantic" relationships. Family, "friends", co-workers... All kinds. Seen far too many good people get absolutely devastated by them too.

[@psychedelicpegasus7587]

I would like to see Zoe and Teddy have a conversation. Then Zoe thinks Teddy is going to ask her out, but Teddy gives her a reality check with some blunt, but kind, advice.

[@emmaj5807]

I never thought I would be happy to see Brian again. I am really enjoying this story and am so happy you're continuing it even after they broke up!

[@elliel.5915]

The new bf is extremely hateable with his manipulative use of therapy-speak and the one sided polyamory, but good god at least he doesn't sniff and clear his throat after every goddamm sentence

[@BigShaneGillis]

The yin to the prior 30 y/o’s yang 😂 this man is a metaverse in in of himself

[@SewerRat3000]

These videos improve my day

[@JohnDoe-hs1jp]

Zed is in trouble. Nobody messes with the 661!

[@Randomjackass135]

I feel like if you put this dude and Harmony Korine in a room for a month they would churn out a revolting and captivating masterpiece

[@vincentclark5739]

An ex I knew since we were kids told me we couldn’t be friends anymore. We had a teenage fling, we’re mid 20s now. 10 years plus growing up and your boyfriend is still jealous? Wow

[@bozo7893]

I feel so bad for zoey😢

[@bobbob7250]

I can't believe that I'm saying this, but I'm rooting for Brian

[@Oodelally]

I can’t wait for you to make a road trip film with all these characters

[@aniala]

I was so excited when Zoe and Brian split. Never thought I’d miss Brian this Zed dude is even more unbearable excellent work sir

[@carbondavid2155]

The intelligence of each of these men is drastically different but equally as terrifying

[@PsychoBenches]

I was on his side for once until the poly part 💀

[@emmalu22]

SHOUTING THE ZIP CODE HAHAHAHAHHAA

[@KatrinaDag]

Am… am I… rooting for Brian? (I am not I am rooting for Zoe but oof Zed is truly a different but just as bad type of 30 yo bf lol)

[@theslappablejerk]

Brian has that….. charm