Hey there, BrightSiders, who’s your favorite Queen/Princess of all times?
@Karina-qt2ne5 жыл бұрын
Make video on India 🇮🇳
@forheavenssakeidonthavewif26575 жыл бұрын
Answer to BRIGHT SIDE question: Freddie Mercury is my favourite Queen of all time
@danielamatveja11935 жыл бұрын
Queen Vicoria
@RamenDumpling5 жыл бұрын
Kate Middleton and Princess Charlotte
@sunnykhan87035 жыл бұрын
AFTER LADY DIANA, KATE MIDDLETON IS THE BEST 💖💖💖
@aprajitak56063 жыл бұрын
1919: Son! Why aren't you looking at the camera! 2019: *Don't look at the camera.*
@beloved297773 жыл бұрын
Karma!?
@AlexKinPongLo3 жыл бұрын
No, 1919 people dun look at camera too because they were afraid the camera to take their souls.
@itz_belle9163 жыл бұрын
TSKKK
@weareorigin5 жыл бұрын
Tip #20: use money. Can hire a stylist, professional model for advice, can hire a makeup artist that didn't just started beauty school.
@nrtproduction83095 жыл бұрын
what about the one who has no money???
@ZalikhaOusou5 жыл бұрын
WRO Exactly I was thinking the same
@ZalikhaOusou5 жыл бұрын
NRT PRODUCTION It is the point The whole video is only for the rich Those who hasn’t the money can’t do it
@kristina-dz9ut5 жыл бұрын
do not say the truth. hehe
@victorialsaint90465 жыл бұрын
Right!
@BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL5 жыл бұрын
TIMESTAMPS: The Natural Look 0:24 No Eye Contact 0:54 Head Tilt 1:24 Good Posture 1:45 Shoulders to the Camera 2:14 The Hip Tilt 2:34 Materials and Colors 3:12 The Way They Sit 3:37 The Smile 4:12 The Hands 4:34 Accessories 5:10 Greetings 5:33 Flyaways Control 5:58 Drinks 6:21 Hairnets 6:49 Weights on the Hem 7:08 Graceful Exit 7:32 Holding Children 7:54 Bodysuits 8:22
@moedervanbranko4095 жыл бұрын
Their bad foto's never see the light of day. Fixed it for ya.
@hirvarami12075 жыл бұрын
💯
@ricktheexplorer5 жыл бұрын
That's right. Snap 100 photos of yourself, if one is attractive, that's the only one you use. Done. NEVER publish a bad picture of yourself. Work out and be in shape when you take pictures.
@ananyam89335 жыл бұрын
You said it!
@rosamermaid69845 жыл бұрын
Unless the media want to have a go at them and then they find an unflattering picture.
@stoopid22494 жыл бұрын
*photos
@lula28805 жыл бұрын
My trick is to hide
@kimberlyheka62265 жыл бұрын
Lu La just made my day 😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯👌
@princesspoonam30715 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@bulletblink51384 жыл бұрын
🤣👌
@kaite72664 жыл бұрын
Same
@Player-mg9px4 жыл бұрын
So what who want your trick
@k.schmidt27405 жыл бұрын
Tip No. 1: Do not weigh more than 55 kilos.
@kavitaa44935 жыл бұрын
Hahahha.. true!
@ratnabiswas16475 жыл бұрын
I am 84 kilos
@lexbeltran13545 жыл бұрын
@@ratnabiswas1647 Pretty much. If you're a porker, it won't help you out much😅😅😅
@ratnabiswas16475 жыл бұрын
@@lexbeltran1354 true
@aqsafatima80415 жыл бұрын
Be yourself and love urself : secret to look good
@LavaCreeper5 жыл бұрын
0:40 “Don’t look into the camera” *shows a picture of megan looking into the camera*
@amyfraschetta64805 жыл бұрын
Going blonde
@vaish_diarys4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it's acceptable
@nephrozoan4 жыл бұрын
No, they were talking about wearing lit makeup
@soniasaad82985 жыл бұрын
Someone said when you become rich anything you do or say becomes inspirationational
@heenasiddiquee17033 жыл бұрын
Very true
@chicalertng3 жыл бұрын
👌🏽👌🏽
@poonamroul34683 жыл бұрын
So true
@mostlysane52663 жыл бұрын
From where did that came from 😂
@munawirahahmad13323 жыл бұрын
True ...when you have lots of money every single thing looks great.. Walla
@divyoroy90565 жыл бұрын
Wow bright side is actually running out of content
@adrianrosco57445 жыл бұрын
it's because of uploading 2-4x per day
@qassandraable5 жыл бұрын
Admit it, you were riveted.
@jeremyrunion13595 жыл бұрын
I want you to tell us why it is so bad to look at TV to much.
@KevEonTHINKS5 жыл бұрын
Pewdiepie Real EXACTLY
@rajathiruppathy40054 жыл бұрын
They are not running Outta content 😂
@Akula1145 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see the guys version! I've been a photographer and cameraman who's filmed hundreds of different people in interview, training and all sort of settings. It is amazing how differently people carry themselves. There are lot's of different ways ones pose to enhance a particular image, and sometimes it isn't just to look attractive. Sometimes your subject needs to project power, concern, sympathy or any other attitude. As film or digital imagers, we have a number of different techniques and just plain tricks to choose from. But translating these to movement and action can take a little training. To complicate things, you have to do these things in a way that doesn't come across as rehearsed or manipulative. It would be nice to see other ways men could use posture and body movement to project the image they need. How about it, Brightside? What have you got for us?
@NinjanirA5 жыл бұрын
Thank God I am a commoner, I don't have to worry about fashion faux pas all the time!
@motherearth95835 жыл бұрын
Neerajana Ghosh they are too, reptilian swine, I am a princess of Ireland my ancestors ruled the ancient kingdom of Desmond and Diana was my cousin until they murdered her
@yoriichitsugikuni76684 жыл бұрын
@@motherearth9583 really, you're princess of Ireland??
@biancabhardwaj83473 жыл бұрын
@@motherearth9583 for real?
@soph_laws1263 жыл бұрын
@@yoriichitsugikuni7668 its possible she is- maybe without the HRH title ik im descended from a son of a queen of spain but i dont have a title or recongnition because it was a while ago and family lines get diluted and what not
@shutup41695 жыл бұрын
What tricks do I use to look great in pictures? *filters* *photoshop*
@elenikominos74045 жыл бұрын
At least you’re honest 😊😅
@island6615 жыл бұрын
And they had plastic surgery.
@deoganes56715 жыл бұрын
eleni Kominos 🤣😃
@barbarapalmer82245 жыл бұрын
Filters are amazing The plainest people can look good looking.
@ruzruzz95643 жыл бұрын
U will go in heaven for sure 😆
@sojuu30975 жыл бұрын
How to look perfect in all photos First have a nice face
@armllw5 жыл бұрын
Suho's advice?HHAHAHA
@sojuu30975 жыл бұрын
Aramilyn Cas 😂
@dhritighoshdastidar41415 жыл бұрын
Exactly🤣🤣🤣
@dungphan33765 жыл бұрын
Right on !
@jacquelynj51715 жыл бұрын
u said it✌💯😂
@TheCaribSpice5 жыл бұрын
Imagine a life where you always have to be picture perfect. It must be exhausting...even more so for a woman. I am happy they are who they are but I wouldn't even choose this life for myself or my daughter.
@abarbaradorsey37135 жыл бұрын
Carib Spice totally agree. And the endless scrutiny. Look at poor Fergie, she gained a few and was duchess of pork. Actually people who knew both Sarah and Diana said that Sarah was just as lovely but not nearly as Photogenic as Diana. Imagine!
@TorontoASUS5 жыл бұрын
First of all they don't look perfect...2nd they have no jobs and stress... 3rd ppl shouldn't compare with anyone they are beautiful just the way they are..
@blowfishinthisupp5 жыл бұрын
you are right about job and stress but i dont think that there is any comparison, video just thought some feminine cup holding options :D
@sophiaadams29815 жыл бұрын
they Photoshop Kate pictures .how sometimes she have wrinkles in her face and then sometimes her face is smooth no wrinkles .
@roseanneking89845 жыл бұрын
If you have a less than perfect smile such as medications making your teeth dark, but you absolutely have to have them and teeth get more yellow as we age anyway, you tend to try and smile without showing your teeth. It’s hard sometimes to look natural when you’re trying to smile just enough to not show your teeth yet trying to appear very friendly.
@geraldinemccarron92485 жыл бұрын
No jobs to stress them out they have nannies, housekeepers, hairdressers, personal shoppers, wouldn’t we all look beautiful 😝
@lisapeterson7295 жыл бұрын
I'd imagine they have Way more "princess duties" of course,but also a way busier schedules than the average person. That's stressful, I'm sure. Just sayin....
@mollym29555 жыл бұрын
Catherine makes it look so very natural and effortless! Catherine has that Kate Effect with all her cloths, even if worn several times, women flock to her couture! MM needs a new hair do... and follow protocol...!
@DKNex5 жыл бұрын
Another Tip: Use beautification mode on your smartphone 😂
5 жыл бұрын
It’s just called beauty mode on my phone. And it doesn’t really work for me
@pinkiesara5 жыл бұрын
The Alps yeah same
@swamisir72335 жыл бұрын
yes it work
@sanojas.sobhani75445 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaaaas Or be like me and hide urself😉
@fatimaharake29734 жыл бұрын
@ same I actually look better without it
@96145g5 жыл бұрын
I am a boy who actually finished the whole video . Good insight. May I expect a men’s version ?
@gurpreetkairbhogal58385 жыл бұрын
Hmm
@mangot5895 жыл бұрын
Good one, hon. But believe you me, the men have them too.
@gruntnick5 жыл бұрын
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. Remember 19 very detailed instructions to look like someone you’ll never be.
@KramuWu5 жыл бұрын
i dont see how having a natural good smile is a "trick"
@prsian10115 жыл бұрын
Makes them look friendly.
@blue_cameron5 жыл бұрын
it's a trained smile
@Aisha-co3ti5 жыл бұрын
200th like! And if it’s natural, then it can’t have teeth whitening
@anysheikh104 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂
@insanelyawesam14204 жыл бұрын
Lol same!
@Shivangi15245 жыл бұрын
😍this is amazing. I learnt so much from the video
@mariajaan3415 жыл бұрын
I like royal family but the reason they look good in all their photos because they have personal hair and makeup stylists and been trained to do so
@barbarapalmer82245 жыл бұрын
True Maria.
@blueclover99185 жыл бұрын
@fruits aesthete we will alert the media.
@mimigrabner44865 жыл бұрын
Use dryer sheets for fly always and even adds just enough shine to your hair.
@donaldperez79813 жыл бұрын
Thank you for explaining the part where they don't look into the camera lens. Oh sure,we all know that looking away from the camera is much more appealing and natural, but the part I could never understand growing up, was, whenever there was a photograph of princess Diana in a magazine, tabloid, television, on the news, books etc. etc. One would never, ever, ever, see her (not even once) look into the camera like some other people have. I knew at the time, that it was done intentionally; I could never figure out why? I would often think it was because she was shy; because not even once did I ever see a photograph of her looking towards the camera even when (it was appropriate to do so). Now I know the reason why. Thank you
@thepearl60875 жыл бұрын
Kate Middleton has been a real class act right from the start. She chooses her clothes with intelligence - she seems to know exactly what styles and colors suit her and she has never been awkward or clumsy. Always a great privilege to watch such poise and countenance.
@dawnadriana17645 жыл бұрын
So relieved, now I can go on with my life, knowing how important it is to never be spontaneous or natural.
@suzyharpa4595 жыл бұрын
They have makeup artists and Desingers round the clock
@madaviweerakkody98843 жыл бұрын
But still handy to have a toothbrush to get rid of baby hairs..
@travelspurs5 жыл бұрын
The only answer is, they are royal personalities. 😍🤘
@vernitamackin69275 жыл бұрын
SEETo
@Sarabheswaran70105 жыл бұрын
Ah ma gaw du
@yaku_88563 жыл бұрын
Friend: "let's take a picc" Me: "ah let me take a protractor I'll tilt my head at 15° "
@jooniescrabfriend77863 жыл бұрын
Me : I want a perfect photo . Lemme quickly tilt my head into a 15° angle My friend : are you okay??
@kimmeejo36565 жыл бұрын
Thanks 🙏 I honestly enjoyed this little video. As I am lying here on bed rest I’m running out of fun, enjoyable videos to watch. So once again Thank ayou💄💋❣️
@nkechiidoko94324 жыл бұрын
Also check out Sarah Robert Jakes KZbin video titled 'Girl get up' you will be revived
@markaralvin55453 жыл бұрын
Hello Kimmee
@jasminamorris1345 жыл бұрын
1:43 Me: can you take an insta picture of me My friend: sure Me: *going to get my protractor* My friend: ...
@natalierozean59895 жыл бұрын
😂 IKR?! Make sure your head’s tipped to the right at that exact 15° angle. German research is irrefutable! Coming from a people that look to be giving the photographer the death stare...they most certainly have the upper hand on being photogenic!
@itsmeayana32205 жыл бұрын
Jasmina M 😂
@rajamani_GRM5 жыл бұрын
15°
@louisestaats2345 жыл бұрын
Take note. This really is good info. Photos live forever. Nothing like "the deer in the headlight" look.
@ariaa86925 жыл бұрын
I'm glad both are given equal values atleast here
@itsamemario62255 жыл бұрын
19 - The natural look 18 - No eye contact 17 - Head tilt 16 - Good posture 15 - Shoulders to the camera 14 - Hip tilt 13 - Materials and colours 12 - The way they sit 11 - The smile 10 - The hands 9 - Accessories 8 - Greetings 7 - Flyaways control 6 - Drinks 5 - Hairnets 4 - Weights on the hem 3 - Graceful exit 2 - Holding children 1 - Bodysuits There I saved some of your time! ☺️
@workshop33015 жыл бұрын
Cannot be done successfully by me...I ended up on the floor, laughing out loudly.
@itsamemario62255 жыл бұрын
Glad I’m not alone !
@travelspurs5 жыл бұрын
They are so so so pretty 😍😍😍
@anunciandoimoveislda.53765 жыл бұрын
I like most of those foods. I often eat avocado. I always cook with olive oil. YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!!! ACTUALLY THE BEST!
@literalyred5 жыл бұрын
I keep my lips close together but a small bit open in the middle and have like wide eyes not like drowsy but no normal either I have them more open than closed I hope this helps!
@avani49395 жыл бұрын
Oh I do that too, it looks better that way tbh.
@literalyred5 жыл бұрын
@@avani4939 yeah!!!
@shianchangaming5 жыл бұрын
Bright Side: What tricks do you use to look perfect in all photos Me: *uses beauty cam* Easy 😎😂
@spillingedits2 жыл бұрын
Loll
@erinvaughn37395 жыл бұрын
That was great Information ! Thank You !
@Shasta47375 жыл бұрын
Portrait artists say to turn your face about 3/4 to the side to a partial profile rather than looking straight at the artist or camera. Most people's faces are not completely symmetrical, and so a partial profile can look more attractive. You also won't chance looking like you're in a mug shot!
@robbiebluck5 жыл бұрын
Finishing School For Girls. For the benefit of girls everywhere let's see where the Royals learned their decorum and poise abilities. Let us ALL see what is taught in Finishing Schools For Girls. It enhances a girls attraction one hundred percent.
@JudyCerda5 жыл бұрын
Those are some great tips that will be very helpful in my career. Thanks for publishing this video.
@lesliekendall56685 жыл бұрын
I've heard of models "taping or gluing" their front necklines so everyone doesn't "get a peek" when bending forward.
@riddhima8453 жыл бұрын
It's said that you should hold the phone a lil above your head and should tilt it a bit to the side while taking selfies. This method of taking selfies is great
@suhanakhan66165 жыл бұрын
To look perfect in camera, we have to fake our personality and lose our existence which i can't. So i'm happy with my imperfections.
@sg_umerrabbani68525 жыл бұрын
This is how many times she said "duchess" ↓
@marirodriguez2835 жыл бұрын
I am sad rn i hope this video makes me happy
@annsmith89485 жыл бұрын
No just Jesus loves 💘 you Mary is dead & not divine!!!
@ankitashrivastav195 жыл бұрын
How to look perfect: Be rich.
@ramadevaki38775 жыл бұрын
Wrong Be Happy Obviously your pictures will look great🤷♀️
@minnicute24975 жыл бұрын
@@ramadevaki3877 well said 😁🤗 😉🤗 i
@arockiamsamy84583 жыл бұрын
Yes money can't do anything
@ahuman37493 жыл бұрын
Money and makeup is basically a mask that hides your true self. Be strong and except that you are beautiful without needing to hire makeup artists.
@violetawhite56293 жыл бұрын
@@ahuman3749 Yes, but people buy it.
@qassandraable5 жыл бұрын
Helpful. I tend to photograph like a deer in the headlights unless the photographer coaches me. If you're ever in a movie, the first thing the director tells you is DON'T look at the camera. That's the1st tip here too.
@IChangedMyName_1233 жыл бұрын
These tricks are soooo great 👍great
@divyashekhawat66705 жыл бұрын
My mother is my favorite Queen of all times 😊😊
@barbarapalmer82245 жыл бұрын
That is a lovely comment Divya. Your mother will be very pleased with you for saying that.. Your name is fabulous by the way what does it mean?
@barbarapalmer82245 жыл бұрын
I have only met one other Divya in my whole life.
@divyashekhawat66705 жыл бұрын
barbara palmer thank you so much dear 😊😊😊
@barbarapalmer82245 жыл бұрын
@@divyashekhawat6670 you are very welcome Divya.
@barbarapalmer82245 жыл бұрын
@@divyashekhawat6670 The other Divya l met was in a Temple.
@VOchoa-rg1lj5 жыл бұрын
I always do the hip tilt, I find it an easier way to stand longer lol
@Catherine-sh6be5 жыл бұрын
thank u so much for this video I really love Kate Middleton 😍 💜💞 she's very pretty smile
@geetikagaurisan66884 жыл бұрын
Really informative video for. Everyone. Nice.
@sebastianstan96555 жыл бұрын
Duchesses : Frequently gets clicked by cameras unknowingly so as to doesn't make eye contact Bright Side : They use tricks to look good. You never know.
@hibasharif83514 жыл бұрын
Wow!These r Awesome & Amazing 😉
@kingkold7215 жыл бұрын
“Perfect” huh? I think we’re operating under different standards
@cryssstalz5 жыл бұрын
They look kinda average
@yootoob19584 жыл бұрын
That's such a relief. Now I can sleep at night.
@wickedwendy85435 жыл бұрын
Why do people still call Kate (Middleton) and Megan (Markle) by their maiden name They are now Mountbatten - Windsor
@kiarona.5 жыл бұрын
Because technically the British Royal Family doesn't actually have an official last name
@wickedwendy85435 жыл бұрын
Yes they do they have a choice of 2 Mountbatten-Winsor or which ever Dukedom their husband was given on their wedding day
@vickiewyatt48375 жыл бұрын
@@kiarona. Yes they do have a last name! It's Mountbatten Windsor! Mountbatten is Prince Phillips last name and Windsor is the Queen's last name!
@blueclover99185 жыл бұрын
Because it's easier and they're better known with those names. Both perfectly good reasons.
@carolweaver32695 жыл бұрын
Watch out though for those who snap pictures of you and you do not know it! you do not see the camera coming or that it was even there until the picture was taken. This was very helpful though for pictures we know are being taken! * Ready at all times*
@melissaestampa66304 жыл бұрын
All I can say " I believe in photogenic" ☺️☺️☺️
@chelseymichelle91155 жыл бұрын
Game changers on class. Thank you
@victorialsaint90465 жыл бұрын
There are different beauty And I seen many not femous people's walking around the street with natural looks and they are really beautiful. The difference is they are not from royal family. But I bet happyness is individual. Depend wht we looking for in life. Those smile and nice looking as they must too. How sad is that to live for image. Oh well as what they have is from folks aswell.😁
@khunnangkham5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing 💞🙂🙂
@zahrapirani66225 жыл бұрын
I love how this video gets straight to the point😍
@mxch19923 жыл бұрын
me trying to avoid eye contact with camera😏 my camera man telling me to look straight on camera😂 me trying to give some poses my cameea man telling me to stay straight...lol
@joeliannabanzon90965 жыл бұрын
Can you make a video about why you cant bring bottle of water in the plane pls this was my question since 3year ago
@joeliannabanzon90965 жыл бұрын
@@sunshinesmile94 oh ya thank for tell me to Google it thanks alot
@606aichan7O75 жыл бұрын
@@joeliannabanzon9096 Well (as far as I know), there are many problems with that. One being, they don't know what liquid is in there (so it's fine after you buy it at the airport AFTER you go through the check up but it's expensive). Secondly, it's possible to create bombs (with certain chemicals + friction?)...so obviously that's a concern. ....er...I'm pretty there're a lot more problems such as air pressure but these are the ones I can immediately think of right now.
@joeliannabanzon90965 жыл бұрын
@@606aichan7O7 thank you for telling how now I know thanks🤗🤗🤗
@elenikominos74045 жыл бұрын
So nice to hear a Video that doesn’t pit these Two Duchess’s against one another.😊👍Pretty sure that will go on in the Comments 🙄😅
@ClipsCinemix5 жыл бұрын
*Literally advertising Kate* Tips 21: just become Kate😂
@sukhibains72835 жыл бұрын
Your videos are very interesting.
@ecaterinaalexa36375 жыл бұрын
My favourite Queen is Freddie Mercury... ;)
@Manoninou144 жыл бұрын
8:39 I always use a filter... this is my trick 😏😉🤭
@Jayess-c5 жыл бұрын
I only just subscribed yesterday and this is the first video I see! :(
@mamtayadav66634 жыл бұрын
We should always love ourselves how matter how we look or how we are dressed. Just love ourself...... ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@ayeshashaikh40665 жыл бұрын
These rules are a must for them to follow
@karmjeetkaur26575 жыл бұрын
So nice video 👍
@CocoyMoya19855 жыл бұрын
So easy if you have seamstresses at your beck and call...
@humancaretips1245 жыл бұрын
Thanks. I need this video.
@jamessciberras16365 жыл бұрын
Nobody is perfect not even the style can be perfect
@WhimsyMeadows5 жыл бұрын
Want to look perfect in all your photos? Just be yourself. And have fun! :D
@duchi8825 жыл бұрын
*I don't look at the camera* 📷 and tilt my head to the side But I don't think it makes any difference
@sir.raphimrevelator86445 жыл бұрын
Plus your a Duchi
@malgorzatamiroslawakim71873 жыл бұрын
I don't used cosmetic. Is 2:00 am in Tokyo thank you very much for sharing posted all my best personal regards,
@americanlivesmatter-BmanWild5 жыл бұрын
Trick #1: threaten to fire Alfrid holding the camera if he dont edit that cellulite
@Em-qf9kg2 жыл бұрын
i'll totally be using this in my simple life of going to the store
@HawreKoyi15 жыл бұрын
You can't compare Kate to Meghan? Kate on different level.
@hananfetwy72305 жыл бұрын
Hhemenistan how
@saliyasarvarnavar73783 жыл бұрын
hehe..i did this always...my mom wants to know how...and today i can send this vid to her
@jenniferlecroix_755 жыл бұрын
Urgent !!! If my head tilts to 16 degree, would that be okay? Things got out of control.....
@evelynannettesmusic11293 жыл бұрын
Useful one!!
@myjapanesechannel46045 жыл бұрын
How on earth would you know that Meghan Markle uses a toothbrush with hairspray to comb her fly aways? This is 9.02 minutes I will never get back.
@hazelruddle86395 жыл бұрын
Ok ! I got ‘em writ dhan, now all I gotta do is lern ‘em an’ then ‘member ‘em (or git ‘arry/Wills ter wisper ‘em in me hear)!! ‘Ow long d’ger rhekon it’ll take ?? xx
@michellerojo70315 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry if you didn't get that much but your still beautiful just the way you are
@elizabitty2135 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed these tips thank you 😊
@hinasarwat64015 жыл бұрын
This is not difficult task If u have money n taste too Blessed women are those who r happy WD her families without any boss means Royal rules
@CaineCoaching5 жыл бұрын
This is a wonderful video. Does there exist an equalent of this for men?
@carolannetitmus88785 жыл бұрын
Megann spends half her time sweeping her hair away from herface.
@saathvikam5 жыл бұрын
What tool u used for motion for photos.. please tell me
@bst10125 жыл бұрын
Bright side: This is how they look perfect Me: **Tries,** ends up looking like a potato