#197

[@NycDelivers]

This is quickly becoming my go to over Rogan

[@ambassador8524]

Don M me too man

[@wasnt_it]

Rogan sucks so much

[@moonlit6311]

I agree. I honestly think Rogan feels Tim's chops are razor sharp and thought he had to try and take him down a notch. Rogan's too drug-addled these days. He uses pot more and more as a prop. Tim only needs a mic. No contest.

[@tha_crack_fox]

@@moonlit6311 y'all are so weird

[@johnwarring2337]

After his first appearance on Rogan he immediately became my #1. Stayed there ever since. Then there's Cum Town, Tin Foil Hat, Part of the Problem and I love when I remember to check in on Michael Malice's Your Welcome. Jimmy Dore can be great too even though he can suck really bad sometimes. Theo Von, TFATK (have of my enjoyment is hating Brendan), Whiskey Ginger is great, Tigerbelly, Inside of You with Rosenbaum......pretty much sums it up. Also, flat earth/moon hoax videos.

[@silvio.r8443]

Tims rants are funnier than most of the comedy specials on Netflix

[@1985BELKO]

Brendan Schaub agrees

[@johnnydoe6325]

A fuckin' root canal is funnier than most of Netflix. Especially when it's happening to someone else.

[@konarocky]

IMO, comedians are funnier on podcasts than they are doing stand up, generally speaking.

[@rettro6578]

He’s hilarious. Just has a way with words and his voice 😂

[@ShepherdTeam6]

More material than Chris D'elia and I'm not joking.

[@jolieviolet21]

Tim, I'm a woman who supports your show.I'm going to buy the cereal with your promo code because respecting a solid death threat is one of the things that kept me alive while I was serving my time.

[@ryane1383]

Hats off to you. My GF was in the car while the cereal ad was on, I was laughing my ass off because I'm one of those freeloaders. She buys the cereal, and FORGETS TO USE THE CODE. Tim, if you want me to end her, just say the word.

[@marcusdonahue7124]

@@ryane1383 you're asking if he wants you to? Yes or yes, those are the answers so what are you waiting for? Kill her, let Tim's invincible sorrow into your home

[@ryane1383]

@@marcusdonahue7124 she contacted them and got the code in after the fact. PHEW. She now has a Yes or Yes sweatshirt

[@ryanowns5]

Are you single?

[@bennett93]

This magic spoon read was better than any comedy special that came out this last month

[@lukasek2311]

Agreed 🤣

[@Ryan-gc4mq]

Absolutely fucking agreed.

[@Zeflesera]

It made me buy some boxes, and I don't eat cereal.

[@fumogarr]

It was old Ron Bennington style read.

[@airstrider9886]

Bro his ad for the bachelor podcast was better than sticks and stones, no cap

[@FupaLipa]

Tim has the only ads I wont skip

[@Hardcastle83]

So true, realistically advertisers should pay him so much more per view.

[@Crumplepoint]

Anthony Castle And the bit actually makes me remember the brand lol

[@boliver30]

Tim Dillon and cum town

[@djordan22]

Him and Bill Burr. The magic spoon one rivals bill’s sherries berries

[@uncrownedoak7777]

That and DTFH.

[@StevieWick]

Tim Dillon is my favorite medical expert, immunologist, virologist.

[@Abitflippant]

Pretty sure he's a zoologist and a geologist also.

[@cdavid469]

And gemologist

[@AubsM55]

@@cdavid469 😂😂😂

[@Jattmafia313]

He’s my favorite natty vegan bodybuilder

[@jessenielsen6188]

Futurist, he studies the future

[@CaptShane-sy7lr]

How is some guy sitting at a desk rambling for an hour give me more laughs than an entire season of SNL. You’re real gold kid!

[@detrockcity3]

Maybe because SNL fell off 20 years ago.

[@peppino1961]

This guy is unbelievably talented. Amazing how he can go on and rant about any subject and always be funny.

[@jeremysalvatori3444]

You could film that desk for an hour without Tim Dillon and it'd be funnier than SNL.

[@yossarian1633]

My concern is what in tf are you doing watching an entire season of SNL that's gross.

[@FieldBoy111]

@@jeremysalvatori3444 lol

[@RonnysWorldPodcast]

I’ll listen to any podcast if Tim Dillon is a guest.

[@Dannutts]

I listen to every damn Tim Dillon pod I can find. I admit, it felt really strange clicking on an "Impaulsive" vid, but I fucking did it. And I was glad

[@blakem000]

Same

[@CH-ml4rz]

Impaulsive was good. Ill watch Logan over anything Schaub at this point.

[@moonlit6311]

Ikr? He was crazy good on the last Whiskey Ginger. He also made Whitney Cummings' podcast bearable.

[@sealevelbear]

This is the way.

[@krazzledazzle304]

I'm a butcher at a grocery store and people have been saying "thank you for your service" and it makes me cringe everytime

[@Adumbbomb810]

Do they tip you at least?

[@ninemimesleft]

Next time someone say it drop your pants and fart on their meat.

[@goldencheese7247]

Get your grubby trollclaws off the internet, this channel is for influencer only! And child murderers, it's also for them.

[@The-Autistic-Rat]

I'm a mailman and I've been thanked once. That was 8 months ago.

[@mholman9711]

I used to get flipped off now I get thumbs up... 🚚

[@AlyAyeee]

I remember randomly coming across the Epstein temple clip and died...then I found out he was on Rogan a few times and he’s been my #1 ever since. Tim Dillon will get us through this.

[@alexanderforever]

Aly Lecompte he’s genuinely funny in everything he does, you’re born with that. :)

[@nonofyourbusiness7631]

I found him with his Epstein security gaurd skit haha

[@roxanab.3169]

Oh that one was hilarious. I discovered him with the Meghan McCain clip and immediately got my attention. LMFAO. He's been my favorite comedian ever since.

[@yossarian1633]

His skits are gold I swear. I watched every one I could find of them. Bernie Bro one is good, they're all good though.

[@MrMartena56]

Just FYI this episode contains one of the best ad reads of all time which runs for 10+ minutes and concludes with Tim saying he'll blow his brains out in front of your family if you don't buy the thing he's advertising. GOAT.

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

Hilarious! Agreed! LOL

[@patrickbateman4152]

And he can’t even remember if he’s doing an ad 🤣

[@rosstaschner685]

Tim Dillon is bringing REAL comedy back. It's a joy watching him blow up and you can tell there are big things coming for him. RIP old hollywood.

[@rettro6578]

Ross Taschner He spits truth.

[@redpalace2494]

The amount of times I find myself agreeing with Tim should alarm me, but it doesn't.

[@Seh_the_h_is_silent]

I'm basically like that. Well I'm fit as fuck and not hilarious as fuck like Tim is but overall... I make food and serve it. I employ 6 people they are home I'm working with my mom. We won't let go of anyone it's a 37 years old(like me) restaurant that's just fucking like... fuck me man it's basically like I'm letting each and every client(hate that word) into my house! It's the same fucking building! But yeah we make frozen food and I'm selling it and it's really fucking stressful. My mom is 65 hypertension. But I'm like... people didn't give a shit about clerks and nurses. People still don't give a shit. They just want us to keep working. And it's so hypocritical to like send food and take a picture or make a video of giving a check to a taxi driver. I mean great he needs it but... maybe don't take the photo and make a video with 50 doctors and nurses who are supposedly on the frontlines. Maybe don't do that.

[@samphyllobates4765]

It is what it is

[@rettro6578]

Tim Dillon is the real kind of woke.

[@herois2076]

Life in the big city.

[@Sprite_525]

I love that Tim starts with a mask JUST to berate the non-mask wearer, then takes it off. Gotta make these times funny! Thanks Tim

[@tomjoad8272]

Jesus, his pitching of the cereal was one of the greatest things I have ever heard.

[@flakkaflakka7414]

“Is this an ad still?” 😂

[@JonLauro]

Tim Dillon is why I wake up in the afternoon.

[@katz9118]

I'm glad someone else understands the Lean Cuisine lifestyle/struggle.

[@justpettet3506]

hahahahhah so gross

[@earfboy2146]

Craig Blanche Do you get laid a lot off KZbin comments? What exactly are you going for here?

[@kelligify]

Right? Who knew it would keep us safe from Covid 19?!

[@theotherkangaroo]

Tim Dillon is the motivational speaker of the Apocalypse.

[@memetixTV]

Well put, sir.

[@BlazRa]

He's kind of like that guy in that movie where the Romans are battling with the gods he's the guy covered in Ash basically screaming sacrifice yourself to the great Beast

[@tekClown]

When Tim comes on, EVERYTHING must stop.

[@jamesandrews8157]

The king of quarantine content! These episodes are the highlight of my weekends.

[@ChelleyMadison]

As a female listener of this show, I did in fact go to Magic Spoon (but not prison)

[@Abitflippant]

Bless you, I would hate for him to make us all start thinking.

[@LuvtoDrive02]

I bet u didnt use the discount code tho

[@BlueprintsForHeadaches]

Michelle Madison as a male listener I find you attractive 🤨

[@HTD22]

Was you okay watching this,? Seeing as this podcast is for the thinkers out there.

[@cornbread4everyone555]

based

[@michaeljoseph2827]

5G made me gay for Tim Dillon!

[@Quency33]

“You know this country is back to normal when Ghislane Maxwell has a show on Bravo”

[@skabo__o]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@pt2hays]

"Why are You a family, get away from me, gross" 😁😁😂😂

[@deuceholmes7508]

Tim’s the only guy who can make an Advertisement hilarious

[@MrNick-og4qm]

you should see "The Internet Historian". I die watching his ads

[@0megadwarf]

if you think tim's ads are funny and you can get past stav's cackle you should hear some of their ad reads. pretty much the best part of the show. thursday boots for example: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmWVZ2xtq5itZpY where they assert that the boots are made from buffalo penises by child slaves. their "ad reads" just spiral into vulgar absurdity for like 20 minutes and they forget what they are advertising

[@earfboy2146]

Cumtown has some really great ad reads. You can find clips on KZbin

[@davisdixon5038]

“I want to go around with a gun and TAKE 10 Grand from people!” 💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelcoppola224]

Lining up some fat rails of lucky charms for this one

[@kingheart9555]

It better be magic spoons version of lucky charms and you better have used Tim dillons code before checkout or I will hunt you down!

[@dp9362]

Joined the patreon. Its only like $60 a year. Everyone should do it. Tim deserves to be rich.

[@trevorberger6192]

D PLUM He doesn’t need our money. He has gary V

[@nonofyourbusiness7631]

He deserves it but hes funnier as a poor haha

[@pineapplethief4418]

@@nonofyourbusiness7631 LIFE IN THE BIG CITY

[@jaredmello]

Genius level Tim Dillon here. Ironically it’s the version of him we need most today.

[@johnwarring2337]

Christ Tim was stewing on this all day long. Geez i love this. Goddam he's funny. So good. I've loved how many pods he's popped up in recently.

[@wooshangjr]

any clue who he's referring to when he says, someone gets "paid to bomb" and dresses "like a clown"?

[@lebulle4544]

@@wooshangjr All of them.

[@jacobqwan]

"in my carpeted apartment because i live in hell..."

[@jacobqwan]

22:11

[@adamdavis3125]

It has never been more clear to me that the world absolutely needs Tim Dillon.

[@Apoplectic_Spock]

Tim Dillon is the most important comedian we have at the moment.

[@matthewsnyder674]

That Magic Spoon spot is one of the best impromptu spiels you'll ever see, and it deserves whatever podcast award they give for best ad read, just so Tim can go to the ceremony and laugh for five minutes at an audience that actually makes a point of attending podcast awards.

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

You are a national treasure.

[@aptkeyboard3173]

The episodes from 2020 are pure gold. Tim Dillon was one of a small handful of people who remained coherent during 2020.

[@CaptShane-sy7lr]

A modern day George Carlin.

[@theotherkangaroo]

100%

[@user-nn8eq5tv2g]

Dillon is better. George got dark in his later days

[@CaptShane-sy7lr]

J George was the master of truth and should be revered!

[@sandrarobledo2520]

Big compliment! 👏🏽

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

Bill Hicks too.

[@wolfcreekboys7353]

In a city full of plastic Tim is the real god damn deal

[@BoycieHalal]

Just realised Tim is my favourite comedian after watching his last 2 podcasts, laughing out loud crying! So funny!

[@c_li_nt3779]

Omfg I’ve never laughed as hard as at these ad reads

[@stevejobs8751]

Tim is the 2020 version of the pirate tv host in the movie They Live

[@donnylawless2412]

Tim Dillon is a master comedian. Always at his finest. The silver lining observation was amazing

[@Abitflippant]

I always wait a couple hours to watch Tim's show because I want to enjoy this comment section while I watch it.

[@ambassador8524]

School is in session! “I support him shooting family’s but I found out he was shooting Tee shirts! Lol classic. *MORE CONTENT Vincent D'Onofrio!* This is my go over from Rogan.

[@ChevyRae]

Dr. Timothy J Dillon, MD, PhD to the rescue.

[@edwing3638]

& Harvard & Oxford Fellow

[@Dustinreedterry]

He's a horrible proctologist.

[@scottp.548]

@@Dustinreedterry that's his specialty

[@benmeadors6799]

He's been an epidemiologist for 12 years now

[@Ruthlesss86]

Tim Dillon is comedy... joe rogan is interviews. Great stuff Tim, keep spitting those venom facts!

[@Ruthlesss86]

Tim hail yeah!!!

[@JD-ns9mr]

New subscriber here. I Found out about you through an old man in his early 90s by the name of Bryan callen.

[@CH-ml4rz]

Welcome! I came in on the porch episodes and I’d like to recommend them. Every pod is Low Cost, High Quality but those are special (to me lol).

[@justpettet3506]

@James B. McGill the aids treatments the rich can afford really hold their bodies together pretty well. his meat bag slave who carries him to podcasts schaub is a real work horse

[@lomastop510]

Tim is on a roll right now... finnally a face for microbiology !!!

[@damienmarshall7247]

If it has the name Tim Dillon on it then its gonna be good.

[@alexandra5088]

Tim, loved the latest Epstein video. Really reminded me of Christopher Hitchens. You’re taking off where he left off. Obviously your comedy comes first; but your relentless search for the grimey bottom-line is very Hitchens. Love it. You’re one in a million my friend. Keep it up!

[@k.heidari5260]

Don't even compare this man to that ZOG gate keeper.

[@Cardinal-yv1om]

@@k.heidari5260 Huh? What?

[@nicholascraton8099]

There are moments watching this show when I can’t breath.

[@srfive3]

Loving Ben's young David Koresh look.

[@MrNick-og4qm]

HOLY SHIT I NEVER SAW IT 'TIL NOW!!!!

[@travishunt4927]

was David Koresh cute as f? cause Ben is ;)

[@Cardinal-yv1om]

Yeah, it works. Very handsome.

[@Audiofatuation]

I found Dillon via The Honeydew. A real breath of fresh air. As soon as I recover from one joke he delivers another. I live with a variety of illnesses & shit like this gets me through. 👏💜

[@lancegoodthrust546]

Tim Dillon is my spirit animal.

[@funkdonk]

My favorite microbiologist

[@agreen182]

You know a show is the best when the god damn ad reads have you crying with laughter. There's nobody funnier.

[@lebulle4544]

Tim Dillon is left-handed. That's a beautiful thing.

[@99abril4]

God bless this show

[@eisleywelsch]

3 podcasts I listen to just dropped new episodes today and yet I’d much rather listen to Tim Dillon rant about what was happening 4 years ago

[@Mr.NorthSacra916]

Hey Tim wore that exact same Ralph Lauren polo shirt just the other day on JRE. With that said, I strongly feel Tim is the voice of reason and comic we need right now in these trying times!

[@prestonclark3483]

Watching the episodes randomly and then dropping back to pre-covid episodes makes you realize this podcast was perfectly positioned to flourish during Covid lock downs.

[@jimikeech4420]

"people that are truly in need are gonna shoot you back." So hilarious

[@JayFreezy86]

Low key one of the best ever ad reads

[@krissykatportal]

I love how his brain is firing off thoughts so rapidly that he doesn’t finish his sentences 😂

[@bradleymalone1987]

this is best episode ever!!

[@kb-cx3tk]

#197- Gay Best Buy employee yells at you for an hour, again

[@BlazRa]

Tim is telling the truth that so many people refuse to you cannot love or care about people you do not know personally if you say you do you're trying to Virtue signal and seem like you're better than people those are the kind of people that literally never do anything charitable

[@villainessy]

“The women who watch my show are special” Me watching for the next for the next 4 minutes: 👁👄👁

[@tech1238]

Anyone else like picking a random episode and rewatching?

[@peppino1961]

Tim is the real deal. I was thinking the same thing about everyone now being so smarmy about caring for each other because of the pandemic. They are only words and mean nothing, it just sounds nice. Every other TV commercial is about huge corporations telling us they are here for us. How the fuck are they "here for us"? If my utility company is really there for me, how about they don't charge me while I'm not working. That saying about never letting a crisis go to waste is so true. Celebrities, politicians and corporations are prime examples.

[@CH-ml4rz]

America will have a whooooole buncha great new laws Real Soon.

[@rettro6578]

Louie Reda Exactly! Hit the nail on the head. It’s so fake coming from these corporations and even a lot of people.

[@joshportelli]

I can't remember the last time I laughed out loud this much! Great show, great rants, great ads. Keep up the good work Tim!

[@BasedTexans]

Well I'm a female/ keto, just visited magic spoon. $40 cereal is psycho.It doesn't even come with a prize inside. Once they replace the faux keto bs and just fill the entire box with shrooms, I'm all about it.

[@elfoenaci2]

Love me some Dillon Show. I'm so glad you're doing this ...Now I don't have to prowl for your guest spots on other shows. Keep doing those too but, this is Really fun. Thank you

[@WarInHeaven]

My weed dealer works at a meat packing plant

[@seanoreilly1832]

I don't skip Tim's ads. There is gold in every one

[@hydroking619]

Watching this while eating a lean cuisine on my lunch break LOL

[@SM-zr4nc]

Tims hair is long island, his shirt is LA and his pad and pen is mortgage salesman. Perfect.

[@thelapodcastwithlukemitche7420]

I love how much he makes me laugh out loud. The darker he gets the warmer I feel inside😀

[@yungchilibowl9494]

Magic spoon must love that ad read

[@ghostyglover]

I have an audience mainly of men because im talking sense lmao im dead

[@rosemaryskye8884]

He gets so into the ads it's Soo funny

[@stellar7760]

“I said ‘Where’s the gravlax?!’” 🤣

[@joegoes1960]

@@george_calvert ,

[@stellar7760]

Connor Sheehan Life in the Big City! Thank you! lol

[@jakeschoen7525]

Started following around 23K followers...hell yeah, Tim! Let's grow this channel to 100K!

[@eye80west]

Joe Rogan calls men sweetie too damn much

[@headfullofacid8088]

eye80west joe Rogan is more gay than Tim.

[@MrEgd91]

Last year this helped me to go through the pandemic, this episode is a classic

[@wooshangjr]

Nice nod to Patrice. That dude was a comedian's comedian.

[@kingheart9555]

Patrice was the only comedian that made me laugh as much as Tim. Two rare and legendary human beings.

[@blkberlinetta]

LIFE IN THE BIG CITY...... Everyone is starting to recognize Tim Dillon. The growth in the last few months alone is incredible lol

[@osamahashoor6601]

Priceless ad reads

[@seantobin6988]

I just checked and it’s only been up 4 freaking wonderful minutes!!!!! Thanks Tim Dillon and Robin like side kick to everybody’s favorite Dark Knight!

[@ILoveTheOarsman]

Low cost, high quality.

[@SeaChelle_]

Woman listener here...I'm obsessed...The woman rant at 29:40 almost got me fired for laughing so hard in my office.

[@Z0mbie432]

I'd go gay for Tim Dillon. Being intelligent, woke and unapologetic is hot

[@blindthrall]

Based, not woke.

[@robedward1324]

*Fat

[@kevinmccann2228]

Tim - Honestly dude I am so glad I watched you on Rogan. Ever since I have been laughing uncontrollably. Dude is hilarious!!!

[@RedAlexios]

This guy is like a perfect combination of Alex Jones/Bill Burr and Joey Diaz

[@boliver30]

Love your stuff, Tim. Been following since day 1. I just bought some cereal with your code. I'm mostly low-carb and haven't had cereal in years. Can't wait!

[@BlackfeatherAlexander]

And that is how you advertise a product.

[@doorshotel]

Tim is the best comedian I've heard since Bill Hicks, the man is on another level. Tim please come to Toronto ASAP!

[@SlashspitGaming]

Every 10 minutes, I click the video to see how much time is left begging the sweet lord that its not almost over.

[@samlichtensteinthemovie]

This is the only podcast where the ads are sometimes better than the regular content 😂