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The 200th episode of The Tim Dillon Show. Tim talks Billy Boy blocking out the sun, dining restrictions in Long Island, and the celebrities on cameo all while enjoying a bowl of MagicSpoon.com/TimDillon.
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[@goatmansasquatch1485]

The Tim Dillon Show do you even love me tim

[@mattbob1995]

ok mr crabs

[@leejganderson7827]

😑👖👕👖👕👖👕👖👕👖😑 *ALL MY SONS CLOTHES FROM A RESTAURANT OR ALL BLEACH OUT!!!*

[@angelinag8365]

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[@artem1sprime519]

I forgot to use the code. Can I still get the discount?

[@ballzzd33p29]

Fell asleep by the pool eating magic spoon. Life in the big city.

[@galaxyspace76]

If falling asleep is being passed out drunk then yeah.

[@kirkn8385]

This is by far my favorite episode he has done, I rewatch it all the time haha

[@wyattrussell7496]

Tim Dillon is a viable third party candidate

[@drgonzo1971]

there's no such thing. he has to do a Trump and take over a mainstream party

[@Punish3r06]

Yes or yes!

[@agirard8997]

He can run as a member of the reasonablist party.

[@BlazRa]

@@drgonzo1971 that's true Trump by no means was a damn Republican it really pisses me off how Republicans are constantly trying to steal his Thunder and act as if they are on the people side he was a nationalist populist

[@humphreybumblecuck5151]

NatLib for the win

[@FloridaManRevolt]

Tim got into a knife fight with the sun.

[@johnnycomelately9400]

And won.

[@blindthrall]

Showing Billy Boy how it's done.

[@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059]

@@blindthrall damn right.

[@Wouysnxzlagfbr]

I bought the cereal but I forgot to use the code. I’m sure it still counts.

[@gerryfolds7488]

@Jeff B He didn't forget.

[@porkfriedrice1530]

funniest comment ive ever seen on tim dillon show

[@HarmlessComment]

Lmao

[@humphreybumblecuck5151]

It probably doesn’t count lol

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

how was it?

[@covfefe-ry5vp]

Tim is hilarious. Watching every episode of this podcast is like watching a comedy special every week.

[@kevinhanna6112]

1 millon Agree G !!

[@BofaDeez77781]

Tim being disgusted with the archetype of person that he falls into is hilarious

[@ElonBust69]

I’d love to see some pencil neck professor try and do a flawless Megan McCain impression

[@jasonkrapf3769]

I use this upload as an alarm clock for taking my meds. It came 9 hours late and now I'm dead.

[@pfhenryIII]

Am I the only one that still utters to himself, "it's a god damn knife fight!" ... all the time for no reason... making my bed(knife fight), coffee gets spilled(knife fight), dead car battery(knife fight) lol love it.

[@hannahm9893]

same

[@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679]

@Vincent W my son loves that episode. I introduced him to tim dillon and he loves it.

[@justgivenofox9543]

Same. All the time. That and “life in the biiig citaaayyyy”

[@scottholder3599]

Tim is the colours of the US Flag!!!

[@tamotit]

Salute to a real one

[@donparedes9130]

God damn it Scott. That was a good one.😏

[@jbird3]

That means he is immune

[@galaxyspace76]

God bless Tim's face!

[@kwazhims3lf]

colours? what is that... french?

[@wishiwasabear]

Tim Dillon will be cancelled in the future for doing redface in this episode.

[@yukonblowme2533]

Face tomato

[@fixitfelix718]

They will focus only on the red face and that he is a basher of gays even tho hes gay ..he said fag.. in red face... canceled

[@johnpatrick9194]

This was a class comment

[@LizLaenger]

Literally lolled!

[@andrewkelly4026]

He's coked out lol

[@Cuyt24]

Tim just finished his shift at Best Buy. He was not a stutting estate. He was unloading boxes. He's an essential worker.

[@lordlordorochimaru8852]

This Show is what the World both needs and Deserves.

[@mmhoss]

the world deserves jack shit buddy

[@Wandering_Chemist]

We don’t deserve this good sir lol but we definitely need it 😂

[@ExireHG]

We deserve a shotgun in the mouth but it is needed, yes. xD

[@helenamoniqueclarke8135]

Ouch.😆

[@doorshotel]

I made the EXACT same comment on another video! It was Tim isn't the hero we want, but the hero we need.

[@summerbee6298]

It’s great to watch these old episodes to be reminded of all the insane shit that gets memory holed.

[@jsp7218]

"We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on solar power. " -Morpheus

[@BroughPerkinsMedium]

Tim has transformed in to the Coolaid man.

[@slidethedoss239]

OH YEEEAAHHH

[@___blaggard999___8]

Aids is cool now that I think of it.

[@BobBob-lz3li]

Kool-aid

[@susie7336]

🔥

[@casey8805]

Nah him and the look aide man are just boning... they met at a mixer 😉

[@narcoskeptic]

jeez now Tim's whole face is redpilling us

[@frwystr]

😂😂😂

[@jacoballey21]

44:25 most iconic rant. "It's a knife fight!" In malibu lol

[@andrewpurdy6743]

How Tim starts his days “hey Siri, find me the most horrible news stories in the world,”

[@ambassador8524]

43:27 Tim talks about real estate agent in Malibu.

[@bigelowjames]

This is all I wanted

[@ambassador8524]

@@bigelowjames gold! I’m going to see him Denver@the Paramount theater.

[@doorshotel]

The knife fight rant was one of his best.

[@nicholaswojton8258]

One of the most brilliant comedic minds living. Seriously Tim Dillon is beautifully insane and he I s razor sharp.

[@zarbon8]

I hope you are all holding up well in a stunning estate.

[@Abitflippant]

I'm a little disappointed. My estate was only valued at 4 million. Also, it's in Wyoming and has 20,000 acres and an airport.

[@jr5993]

Billionaires row be looking pretty empty. Rock up with a suit and a tan and nobody will bay an eye lid.

[@jasonkrapf3769]

The Koolaid guy got a job at blockbuster.

[@bobbybush1750]

Showing your age

[@Brandizzleizzle]

😂😂

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

🔥🔥🔥

[@silasashe4158]

Can we start a gofundme to get Tim some sunscreen

[@susie7336]

Hands down the fkn funniest podcast. I laughed more at this than I did at the latest 3 Netflix specials from D’Elia, Segura, and Burnt combined. ✌🏽 💕

[@hoosbomb]

Swipe right on me 😂

[@alexcastro-bz7nl]

Lame... you don't have to shit on great comics and d'elia

[@thebiblepimp5343]

@@alexcastro-bz7nl this didn't age well

[@ignaciosevil1944]

hunned percent

[@ToneWoN]

@@thebiblepimp5343 it didn’t age at all .. he’s back hater get fucked. 😭😭

[@swagy6012]

This was the episode that showed me Tim is one of the funniest people alive

[@gp2860]

You’re FIVE HOURS LATE TIM, I’M TRYING TO DO COKE AND LISTEN AT 1AM ET OKAY!!??! ONE A.M.

[@nickolaiproblem]

Is coke great yes or yes

[@CM-ou1lx]

Hell yes, I can’t fucking stand Pepsi

[@mikerichard4497]

Tim Dillion should be on every single day. Can't get enough...

[@qcrew2938]

Looks like Tim is taking this Vitamin D thing a little too seriously

[@nicksilver_music]

Lmao

[@robspecht9550]

Tim’s just sleeping in a tanning bed these days.

[@dt-hf8vz]

he’s probably doing tonic water enemas too

[@AubsM55]

😂😂😂

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

Yeah, but does he have corona? See, it worked.

[@gregmaxwell5552]

200 episodes and I’ve watched every one of them. I’m a Tim Dillon fan. He is so underrated.

[@Lynxchillin08]

I'm slowly getting into his stuff after seeing him on KillTony podcast shows. He's hilarious 😁

[@greenbeltglass]

See him live, shake his soft limp hand and have your expectations of love at first sight crushed.

[@gregmaxwell5552]

Jordan S ya I’m sure in person he’s a real delight

[@Tom-V]

"It's a knife fight in Malibu." "Life in the big city."

[@leeland446]

Tim is a beast, unrelentless gold.

[@jr5993]

Just relentless. If something is unrelentless then it means that it is not unrelenting. Relenting meaning to yield in some form. Only writing this to prove I have too much time on my hands.

[@frankysmash9334]

You’re like Patrice O’Neal’s reincarnated white brother and I’m loving every second of it.

[@tech1238]

Tim’s podcasts are the soundtrack to my life at the moment

[@willsi]

Tim's anger soothed my inner demons to sleep last night. Best sleep I've had in awhile. Thx, Tim!

[@Conzore]

Tim needs to make a commercial for a new realtor: Stunning Estates Realty

[@sourgummyworms8069]

That real estate agent monologue gave me an ab workout

[@janessaaguinaldo712]

The world *NEEDS* more Tim Dillon

[@Psybo]

The knife fight shit made me cry laugh so hard Thank you Tim i needed that

[@ledget1]

The end of the world is hilarious.

[@TrollHiddenCave]

I'm laughing all the way to the undisclosed location for gold

[@adyvic2726]

Congratulations on 200 keeping it real thanks from the UK

[@rnbwsmtl]

Two hundred episodes and Timmy's finally going with that timeless rosacea-riddled alcohol-ravaged irishman look, love it!

[@dylantrfk9652]

Crazy that 3 years later this episode is monetized.

[@gorkmusic]

Tim releases a comedy special every week. Ah, life in the big city.

[@mariosanders1861]

This was prime time Timmy

[@frwystr]

on jesus feet

[@jaydubs9803]

I want to volunteer to be the 70 year old n over "bouncer" at a long island restaurant. "Can I see some ID, ma'am" Yoooous gotta go old lady! All of the sudden seniors are getting fake IDs saying they are 65....haha

[@xOsKaHH]

listening to Tim Dillon rant is so cathartic

[@astonmikedelgado]

Keep up the great work Tim , you two keep smiles on faces in lousy times #timdillonpodcast

[@pm7585]

Tim’s right, Bill and the boys only have our best interests at heart

[@leefromcupertino9754]

Tim is in rare form...such a great episode

[@seanellicott8635]

I actually got mad because Tim got a sunburn. He needs to take care of himself. We need him.

[@danielmccabe9899]

Ben always looks like he’s auditioning for a 1982 episode of Nightline.

[@deevilknievel]

Who’s still up from their magic spoon and cocaine fueled Saturday?

[@josephislam6568]

1) Disneyland rant ,2) Stunning estate aka 'Knifefight', 3) Smalltown girl. Keep up the good work.

[@nerdcity]

Shooting dust at the sun; was this inspired by The Matrix, Snowcrasher, The Road, which dystopian sci-fi

[@6vitamin]

Imagining Nerd City listen to Tim Dillon yell about ballhair trimmers makes my day.

[@elcapitan9141]

jesus man, hardly a vid with less than a million view on your channel... with KZbin drama reporters like this Tim will soon be unstoppable

[@simianfinance7313]

Snowpiercer*

[@papusa9878]

Animatrix

[@galenburkeii7796]

The coronavirus pandemic is turning Tim into a rare ribeye.

[@TrollHiddenCave]

😋

[@Bobin10101]

@@TrollHiddenCave 👀

[@austinmajors7914]

congrats on the 200th! this has become one of our favorites at the office

[@williamvieira6906]

Thanks for wishing me a Happy Birthday, Tim.

[@FTWinnick]

That entire knife fight sequence was incredible

[@deivitsalazar1991]

I miss Tim not being rich

[@AlexGullen]

Great episode to revisit. Another classic spotlight on elements of the insidious nature of society and those that wield excess power and influence.

[@jrvondoom]

NO ONE FUNNIER. NO BETTER PODCAST. HAPPY 200, MAY IT GO FOREVER.

[@notatallkyle]

this has quickly become my favorite podcast, thank you for making life that much more bearable - haven’t laughed this hard in a while

[@lewismcdowell2477]

Tim I'm a new fan, recently signed up for ur patreon acct...the long island restaurant segment is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time...thank u...

[@MilahanPhilosophersCorner]

Tim is keeping us all sane during this lockdown lol. Love him.

[@umasoopie8945]

OMG.. I love you.. please don't change when you have millions of fans

[@philiphladky4088]

Tim youre hilarious. The only podcast you don't skip the ad reads.

[@magourn]

One of my top favorite comedians!

[@clutchcarabelli8054]

"Have you ever met someone and they're a human being" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@genobrn8743]

I forgot this podcast and watched it again. Looking back, how stupid and ridiculous were these “rules” and “guidelines” Simply hysterical Tim.

[@TrollHiddenCave]

"Salt of the earth is an interesting saying " - warrior (salting enemies land so that nothing can grow)

[@AchmedComedy_]

Back when the show was iconic!!

[@markryan9894]

Tracy - slowly sips cold brew - "Life in the big city"

[@vinnyp3715]

sunburn is a great look for tim. makes him look even fatter and angrier

[@maxr1826]

thanks for the birthday wishes tim! it means a lot!

[@scottp.548]

Tim needs a Carl's sponsorship where he eats a burger like those hot chicks used to do in those commercials.

[@bobert6523]

Tim's thicc boy sun club > Schaub's thick guy bicyclejerk.

[@macy8168]

Knife fight rant starts at 45:15 funniest thing ever😂

[@Apol-los]

Thank you 🙏🏻

[@int3533]

Hands down best comic right now don’t reply

[@Cheesusrice69222]

Yes or yes

[@kingheart9555]

Yes?

[@filipkonstantinov9900]

Again, very educational. Everything is on point as always. Facts flying with Tim Dillon.

[@arnoldschwarzenegger7111]

"turn around for your bf with a steak knife" !! thanks Tim I really needed that. first time ive laughed solidly in days

[@stevemurphy4831]

He will get the recognition and the dollars his talent commands...and will immediately hate it and regret it...and morph once again...love the guy

[@matttriano]

45:06 CHICKEN FINGERS 45:30 HOW'RE YOUU 45:38 REAL KNIFE FIGHT IN MALIBU 46:15 SUMMER OF LOVE 46:46 GET BLADES GET CUT 46:56 FAT SISTER POVERTY 47:10 GOD! DAMN! KNIFE! FIGHT!

[@jessicatonellato4508]

Thanks sir

[@frwystr]

matthew

[@TheRealJDC]

Tim's Long Island accent is fantastic 🤣

[@ryanmcginness2888]

You should do a call in show where you just riff off the mad lunacy of your fans.

[@wiggityp]

It's insane that Tim Dillon actually is talented enough to boast about how much more talented he is than so many of his peers and not only not have me not hate him for being an arrogant prick but actually to make me an even bigger fan and saying to myself "Yeah, he's right!" Most TV/Film comics suck compared to him. I don't mean to hate on people like Jimmy Fallon or Seth Meyers but Tim could spin circles around them with his wit and they wouldn't even realize how outclassed they were. Granted, he's also dark AF and pretty crazy. Fuck yeah!

[@paulfroelich1024]

Eating cereal in Whitney Cummings's backyard whilst waiting for bobcats to appear actually sounds pretty fun. But it won't happen for me because I lack Tim's high-born facial bone structure.

[@glennhaines8563]

Protect Tim Dillon at all costs

[@timothysayers4845]

Amazing, thanks for the happy birthday Tim! 👍

[@frankiecal3186]

Damn Kool-aid man got a podcast?....Oh Yheah!!!!!

[@DREWSLENS]

I feel like I'm gettin yelled at by a tomato... 🍅📢

[@cathryn2422]

weed & tim dillon are the perfect combo ✌😁🌲

[@Kyle-xt8ip]

You look insane with the sunburn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@taxRe]

Deep underground military Bases, Tim knows what’s up hahah

[@anthropophagistsomnambulis9872]

lol most restaurants can't even keep their dishwashing machines equipped with sanitizer, i'm sure they'll make sure to keep stocked with masks and shit. lol!

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Are these LI restaurant SOPs 📑 in Spanish, Creole, Chinese, French.

[@SlashspitGaming]

Funniest hour I've seen in a long time. Thank you for this.

[@godzuka]

Tim looks like he was microwaving with the door open again...

[@superlinksx]

we are watching tim lose his mind ... in a glorious way