#189

Tim talks Corona Virus, getting even with a friend, and Miss Hillary's new podcast.
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[@jpr1est783]

I always save this as an alternative talk radio for the absence of one in GTA5. Petition for Tim Dillon to do a talk radio station in GTA6.

[@kwazhims3lf]

gta 6? oh ya, the next gta I'ma straight up pirate because i cant FUCKIN STAND rockstar social club not even going through it for convenience, just absolute spite for the amount of barriers they put between me and playing the game

[@jg2408]

I'd cry if Rockstar bought all of his podcast audio and used it on the game. Tears of joy

[@jimmythevoice8716]

That’s a great idea

[@supadink]

He honestly talks just like the gag news they play on there anyways. Of course I wonder how woke gta6 is going to be...

[@caderlocke8869]

Honestly, Tim Dillon's rants are perfect for GTA.

[@jasonschwartz9530]

Can we acknowledge that he predicted everything to a tee

[@jimmyessien8619]

Too true...

[@juleswinnfield8149]

This is aging like a fine wine

[@Lucky-sh1dm]

I hate life

[@jhart1127]

sup bitches (from the future)

[@joshvanallen6265]

Yo wtf Tim can predict the future

[@lancegoodthrust546]

Tim Dillon... Not just a comedian, a lifestyle.

[@seanodaimhin7005]

Life in the big city.

[@CornyBum]

...not just a lifestyle, a *_KNIFE FIGHT_*

[@a.k.4o]

Yes or yes

[@MrLaxman08]

A lifestyle....in the big city...

[@RudeGus]

Watching this is better than a therapy session.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

I very recently had to throw out my bum homeless friend out of my one small room apartment, and it's winter. Now the Corona virus will eat him alive 😂

[@miguelDiaz-qs8tk]

ALWAYS!

[@ghostyglover]

All jokes aside Tim has really helped me grow a pair and take some charge in my life. #cancelyourfamily LOL

[@Gosfordesign]

Yeah plus I can yell at my computer screen naked and not get arrested

[@maryamhamid6003]

My therapist is too busy for me to get an appointment

[@ericmilton2324]

Tim has unequivocally mastered the art of enthusiastic cynicism and its not bitter but rather loving and honest. No one else does it like him

[@HardcoreRicky]

This aged like pure gold

[@Flex21318]

Yes!!!!!

[@SoBayK80]

And golder....

[@GentlemanNietzsche]

Bucket of MUMBIS

[@samanthagoldey7070]

...and even more golden

[@amir.420]

And even more gold NOW...still lockdowns ha ha ha :) effff

[@jesse7157]

This is the only thing that makes me happy

[@MrNicvdb]

"Reality is just annoying" - Tim speaks the truth!

[@pdestefano]

The purpose of human imagination is to change reality

[@samphyllobates4765]

pdestefano ..no , the purpose of human imagination is to put a thick screen between oneself and reality...and hope it does not shatter ..

[@ETAisNOW-wn8wx]

ThE pUrPoSe oF hUmAn ImAgInatIoN iS SHUUUUT UP

[@OspreyFlyer]

👍😂

[@tylermudd2883]

“Reality is annoying” Like people quoting shit in the comments and people mindlessly up voting it.

[@redpalace2494]

Tim Dillon is the pandemic advocate I never knew I needed.

[@Iwasthewalrus]

Pandemic Advocate is a fucking incredible punk band name...

[@peppino1961]

If this guy doesn't become a huge star, then there is something really wrong with the comedy world. He is such a naturally gifted comic. He is so much funnier than D'elia, Rogan, Kreischer etc. The fact that Brendan Schaub had a special is fucking criminal.

[@fingersm]

Louie Reda its insanr how funny he is!! No one funnier since Loius CK

[@brencelt]

He's surely too authentic to join the circle jerk rogaine gang of talentless wankers

[@jigmuds2768]

Damn I think we all feel the same way. Just heard of him and listening to his old pod casts now. I don’t find anyone funny except him.

[@SuperLazyCat]

@@fingersm Brendan Schaub had a special? How the fuck.

[@inerick]

@@SuperLazyCat saint rogies blessed his existence

[@spudruckus7297]

Nobody really appreciates a superb rant. Tim Dillon is master ranter. Twists and turns, with nuance and crescendo's. This summation of the state of our society when confronted with adversity, is brilliant and delivered with the outrageous humor we have come to crave. 5 out of 5 lol's. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Stefan-ox5sk]

Yeah ha ha and I like how he can make a person laugh right after being mean to them.

[@rayn_0ff]

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@michaelnorris2765]

I just hope that when they come to round us up I'm in the same concentration camp as Tim Dillon.

[@SmedleyButlerIII]

"Quarantine Centers" 💉💊

[@ZenWaveCinema]

🙏

[@InfiniteFreeThinkers]

Amen!! 😷

[@lebulle4544]

FEMA camps

[@maryamhamid6003]

Mee too

[@oscar9680]

"I should have done show prep, wich I refuse to do, because really to be honest, fuck you people" -The Tim Dillon Show

[@natemarx4999]

Tim Dillon is everything Stephen Colbert wishes he was.

[@bobert6523]

also, no though...

[@cecilyt006]

I used to think Colbert was somewhat legit when he ran the Colbert Report, but he sold his soul so fucking fast when he got on CBS, it makes me wonder if there ever was a soul there to begin with.

[@ChilsonTV]

I think what you meant was, "tim dillon is everything we all hoped stephen colbert would become"

[@dankestranch8738]

You mean funny?

[@CelticAngloPress2nd]

@@ChilsonTV No one hoped anything from Colbert, he is, and was...always a unfunny Liberal Hack.

[@Cuyt24]

Tim looks like an assistant manager at Wal-Mart.

[@lylechipperson3407]

he's got some work to do on that haircut that's for sure but that nigga is hilarious

[@moonlit6311]

He looks like an Asst. Mgr. at Radio Shack.

[@Cuyt24]

Moonlit Radio Shack closed. Also, they wear navy blue polos?

[@awkb777]

That's what makes him so funny

[@JacobHayden911]

Somebody said that buy Best Buy. Even better. LMAOOOOOO

[@JamesTheAxeThrower]

What a wild first 30 seconds

[@adamgardener8624]

He starts at 10 and keeps it there

[@dirtdirtdirtiest9607]

2020 me: "haha" 3 years later me: "haha Tim really let his nuts hang"

[@McCandlessMike]

Tim dropping the heat this episode. Life in the big city

[@CTank37208]

He literally predicted everything, exactly as it went down. wild

[@xthekingsguard1229]

Holy sh*t 🤣

[@stoptrudeau42]

He listened to AJ every night before bed...

[@stevepasche]

Nothing is fatter than pausing the podcast to see that your Cheesecake Factory quesadilla is 13 minutes away...

[@youngkingdom8131]

Pulled up to the gas station, windows down, volume a bit too loud, a kid and her mom walking by on the sidewalk, “what if I ... deface her grave?” Thanks for that, Tim.

[@wtfisevengoingon3839]

One of my favorite things to do is sit at red lights blasting tim dillon rants out my window to see the people's reactions

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

😆👌

[@basednative271]

This slaps harder than most stand up specials

[@PSPodcastTroy]

"I support the coronavirus". Amazing.

[@Iwasthewalrus]

Corona 2020

[@imnotsmartbutimdumb]

Too bad he didn’t predict it would become a tyrannical takeover, this shit started saying give us 2 weeks. I’m in September now :( Tim is even just constantly going off, this is trash.

[@mika274]

@@imnotsmartbutimdumb what do you think he meant when he said that they would round up children in trucks like in a communist country

[@thejaymacdonald3437]

@@imnotsmartbutimdumb sup

[@jerome1lm]

"If you have a problem start a Hedge Fund" This is just the advice that I came here for, lol. Now I'm turning my life around

[@aryka922]

45 secs in and I am home. Thank you Tim.

[@KareemFreidland]

Never let reality get in the way of a good story - Tim Dillon

[@DavorOh]

also, instead of facts, use truth! :) - Norm Mcdonald

[@michaelhall5429]

Samuel Clemens.

[@nickapalooza861]

The greatest comedian alive! The podcast is a hour special every week. If you haven't joined the patreon that is 4 hour specials your missing a week... Not to mention the back catalog, 140 other genius specials with the Kump man.

[@AnorexicShark]

Tim, I sit and wait down to the minute for this, youre the highlight of my week thank you.

[@blakethomas2352]

Same

[@Sprite_525]

Tim is so talented it’s almost annoying, because other podcasts seem tame once you’re exposed to this

[@lukeb4762]

Yep, check out legion of skanks as well, they go hard like tim

[@lebulle4544]

Yeah, everything else seems so vanilla. This and Legion of Skanks feel like the shows you'd get on TV at midnight.

[@SoBayK80]

Timmy was prophetic: it's late September 2020 and everything he said came true. 💀

[@TRG29338]

Yeah he nailed it

[@julichio6241]

"B Eilish is a mossad agent"🤣🤣🤣 hahahaaaaa dying out here

[@nicholeNTCjackson]

He needs his own late night

[@thatguydownthestreet8036]

A dude I just started working with 3 weeks ago. We went to school together throught elementary, middle high, etc. Never really knew him till work. He was a good man turning his life around for his daughter, moved back and got this job to start a career as a contractor. We hung out a few times and he taught me some stuff, about appreciating what I had, family etc. The past week I got a sinus infection and couldn't go into work all week, Friday I could, today, but I chose not too. 3 Oclock after work the kid was shot and killed. The dude stopped being a gangster to focus on his life and his daughter and bettering himself, had no support out here from family, and he got shot and killed. RIP. He was also an aspiring rapper and pretty good... better than Blue Face lol. Idk this kinda my way to vent... he taught me to be appreciative of what I have my mom, his moms had kicked him out. That I had a good life away from the streets to take advantage, to save my money and do something. Good tales the good young and leaves the rest of too suffer. He had just gotten to see his daughters 1st birthday. And that's all he talked about at work getting the check to get her a birthday present. So excited. He got to do it.

[@nugzila4170]

Beautiful story bro - sounds like he was a great person. I’m sorry for his passing.

[@mrinfinitemonkeycage5668]

Fuck. Definitely hold on to his memory bro, pass his story on make him immortal.

[@adamgardener8624]

Had he killed ? Maybe he was a victim of someone's revenge that he caused.

[@adamgardener8624]

@@nugzila4170 beautiful story ? A man was MURDERED ! His daughter is a bastard. Wtf is wrong w you ?

[@show_me_your_kitties]

Well at least he was there for one birthday. She may not remember but hey its the thought that counts, right? Not the babies thought though.

[@Ruthlesss86]

Tim Dillon deserves more views. Sucks I can't afford to make it to skankfest south, it's gonna be amazing!

[@maryamhamid6003]

I would share it with people but I got rid of the assholes in my life

[@Shooopdawooooop]

How relevant this episode still is today is almost terrifying, Tim called the fall of the west a year ago and he didn’t miss a BEAT

[@thestarfighter100]

This is hilarious to watch in 2023, I’ll come back to this in 2033

[@tannerannichiarico7255]

It's not until a year later that you realize how truly right Tim was....

[@mattsharpe3989]

This episode aged so well, it's just an hour long self fulfilling prophecy

[@RJones-es7ur]

How great is it that he shits on Michael the weed guy for being boring, and then ends up putting him on the Patreon to talk about his business, and ends up apologising to his fans for being too boring.

[@kumarpushpak945]

One of the best episode of TIM...

[@mentalhealthownership4110]

Thank you for making me laugh during this time. You are awesome.

[@Cbutton]

How does Pete Davidson get a Netflix special but not our boy tim

[@readerbaby71]

I really don't understand it. Pete is not funny at all.

[@brewmastermonk9356]

Obviously Pete has killed people.

[@brencelt]

How did Brenda Schlob get a special??

[@TrollHiddenCave]

I'm not sure but perhaps it has something to do with followers of Judaism

[@TrollHiddenCave]

@@atlasto9052 he's a pretty good comedian he's not as good as Mitch Hedberg or Louis CK or Bill Burr but he's all right

[@TIOLIOfficial]

I love that he said all of this not even 2 weeks before the lockdown...

[@jhart1127]

This aged superbly *chef's kiss* happy March 2021 bitches.

[@venturehavencreations9340]

I was about to go to bed, but now I can fire up that rock

[@ChelleSimon]

Binge watching old rants while anticipating see them live in Sac. This is so funny watching a year later. I hate to think what my life would be right now if I hadn’t discovered Tim Dillon.

[@MNizamee]

I'll show this episode to my son one day

[@ADHDSOPHIA]

Thats a cool dad right there

[@marmedranorubino8449]

Re watching this March 2022, its even better than original back in 2020

[@Dadlooksdifferent]

ive now watched/listened to every ep and the best formula to me for this show is tim and ben like this. ben is perfect for his intensity.

[@animeguru0305]

Tim Dillon is my spirit animal♥️

[@HoneyBunRoad]

I come back to this instead of going to therapy. It really should have 20 million views YES OR YES

[@erikwurgler]

Watching this in Dec 2020... this man is clairvoyant. I will now get all my news from Tim, and only Tim.

[@malcolm197]

First statement of the video, I already agree with.

[@thederp6505]

Tim Dillon : "Back that azz up which is a great song!" hell yea!

[@jackbaggie5524]

Tim Dillon: Oracle

[@aakashk530]

Mystic Tim. Pretty much called everything hahaha

[@shannalee9926]

I feel like.......I am Tim Dillon.

[@SnozberriesTasteLikeSnozberrys]

Pipe down 😂

[@entropyfun]

Wish I had a pop-up Tim Dillon machine for situations when someone pisses you off.

[@cia834]

I love re watching some episodes 6 months later, crazy good he is at predicting stuff.

[@TheHarryDrew]

Easily a top 5 episode

[@gage1fromdaB]

Dear Tim, You’re the only comedian that I actually “laugh out loud” to even if not live. Defacing the grave of pancreatic cancer victim who’s son flaked on a airport ride. Too classic

[@HanmaAnon]

i googled "European facial structure" . i can concur that Tim is high born

[@snappingturtlehiddentiger6571]

*It’s now mid 2022 - Tim was right*

[@CassandraCartwright-b2t]

Tim Dillon = The gay Alex Jones

[@PuertoRicanStanley]

The end was literally haunting. Gave me chills

[@RichardSteakums]

This opening aged like a fine wine. But that’s life in the big city.

[@SAFbikes]

Tim Dillon should do like that Tim Pool guy and start selling fear and spackle buckets of food to his fans

[@AlyAyeee]

teamSAF bmx LOL 🤣 I lost it when I saw that Tim Pool was selling those but telling people not to panic too much and then he tells people they’re on backorder for 5 weeks lmao

[@robschroeder8297]

He just needs a sentient beanie that will feed on his brain for a few years until it takes over all conscious thought.

[@AlyAyeee]

Dylan L I know they’re on backorder lol it just made me laugh, I like Tim. don’t believe any of that noise from economists and such haha I’d love to not be distracted but Aside from this podcast, I’ve been nervous about that stuff all day.

[@mr-sj6kd]

Yeah no doubt eh, being prepared for something is fuckin stupid!!

[@rusty_shovel]

Jim Baker AND tim Pool are selling bonus buckets now? Use em as a table when they're full, shit in em when they're empty

[@Nick-gk6hj]

Knew a bit too much...obviously a CIA operative

[@aaaaaaaaaa7699]

i was a hater, i didn't understand, now i do, big fan

[@GrantWhitaker06]

I fully support the message in the first few minutes. Love ya Tim you're fuckin awesome we love you in Spokane WA

[@catvssnake6639]

first 5 mins sound wonderful honestly

[@bloodandteeth]

This is one of your funniest episodes yet, thank you for being awesome.

[@siege2218]

Ah this aged like fine wine

[@frannyy9309]

9 months later and damn, Tim was spot on!

[@ericmilton2324]

Tim is George Carlin for doomers

[@bonka_mann]

I needed this after hearing Steyer dropped out

[@AubsM55]

🤣🤣🤣

[@poopee5406]

I hope that was a joke...

[@lebulle4544]

I can't believe Steyer dropped out.

[@whiterage7048]

Philosopher..lifestyle coach..voice of freedom..TIM DILLON

[@morningafternoonheadshot6741]

I got the hibachi steak from Cheesecake Factory tonight. And salted caramel cheesecake 😋

[@redline9579]

America

[@itnazurl]

the clinton>cia>bush>cpac>hillary rant that starts at 36:17 is a work of art. animate that shit pixar

[@micksburg]

Im having real difficulties personally in my career....I am genuinely motivated by the fortelling of our demise.....its a semse of community i appreciate

[@Nicole-rj4xz]

laurentian Same.. I embrace the doomer vibes.

[@tonysack-a-titanite7497]

“Throw my fingers in a restaurant” goodnight yall

[@CT-Records]

Tim looks like a guy who might steal tombstones.

[@leapyear9460]

Cpac, 2pac, 1pack more,Tim Dillon still has his balls but Hillary has more! Many thanks for the jūtoob vid👍🏻👍🏻

[@Thomas-yw5ry]

“Get her kicked out the graveyard” 😂😂

[@OspreyFlyer]

👍😂

[@CrackinJacks138]

Bring back the porch

[@gusglasser]

2 years later… this is brilliant

[@Litboy_skiddit]

Hillary is my favorite lizard overlord

[@BroughPerkinsMedium]

This episode made me move in to a basement apartment. Thank you Tim.

[@poopee5406]

It also made me fart in a jar

[@saades4018]

Tim Dillon was definitely a charismatic dictator in another life

[@rayn_0ff]

He maybe is in an alternative universe

[@Luke-jo4to]

This just gets better and better with time. ~Dec 1, 2023

[@darren8761]

Timmy D and a fresh pack of marby reds. It's a vibe!

[@davisdixon5038]

This intro needs to be put into a history museum! Jesus, it aged liked fine wine.

[@robertraymond762]

This is really interesting, a year later. So bizzare .

[@Rob-mt3df]

Ben keeps buying bigger and more colorful audio equipment so that Tim thinks he's still worthy of a job

[@jamesthomas9619]

I mean I think bens more there as a friend and a laugh track then he is a producer lol

[@businessbuilder92]

6:21 the look in those eyes is death 🤣🤣🤣

[@marycallahan2334]

I laughed out loud! “You’re three years away from doing Skankfest”.

[@ianhesford]

Watching this in September 2020. Tim Nostra-dillo-damus has once again reached deep into the etheric field of horrific potentialities and pulled out another crappy scenario into 3-d reality. Thanks a lot man. At least it's funny.

[@MrLaxman08]

This aged well👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@gingerbreadstud6836]

Tim Dillon and Tony Hinchcliffe need a podcast together. The straightest sounding gay man and the gayest sounding straight man.

[@gingerbreadstud6836]

@Floyd Dobbler i only said the first sentence for the second to be relevant. This has been my shower thought for weeks 😂

[@jordanemede]

Who told you hinch is straight lol

[@expfcwintergreenv2.02]

I would also watch them fist fight each other

[@trevorwessel5730]

I miss Ben