1999 Oldsmobile Bravada: Regular Car Reviews

The Oldsmobile Bravada is, for real, the WORST car we have ever driven. It offers so much, and delivers so little.
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[@brandonobaza8610]

The AWD system is called "Smartrak" -- 'Smart' as in 'intelligent' and 'Rak' as in the Polish word for cancer.

[@danhughes1814]

Underrated comment

[@MiGujack3]

Rak for Russian as well.

[@nehguhtiv6873]

Now I have to think about that every time I see the badge..

[@bojan01010]

Rak is in Serbian as well.

[@MrKapsberger]

Oh man, I remember the TV ads hyping up Smartrak as being some kind of Skynet-level AI that would let you drive over glaciers if you wanted to. I always had...doubts.

[@DougDeMuro]

This is one of the funniest car reviews I've seen in years.

[@Str4ngerr]

You forgot the caps on “THIS”

[@angadgrewal9324]

wtf it’s the real Doug Demuro

[@scottpatrick5834]

Dougs seal of approval. The dealers see him coming.

[@NazarovVv]

And people say you have no taste. What say they now huh?

[@afrodevondice]

Doug and mr regular should do a collab

[@spletest8977]

I like how the salesman character went from 1940s radio host to The Penguin

[@natebeach]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@twotailedavenger]

But which Penguin?

[@Maximus20778]

Bruh😂

[@briannavarrete49]

Blazer: meth addict Bravada: recovering meth addict wearing a suit at a job interview

[@RobCamp-rmc_0]

Nah, just switched from meth to adderall, to look more legit

[@Potatofarmer1898]

Aztek: Walter White

[@williamedwards9441]

Bravada: the halfway home before becoming an escalade

[@sudmuck]

What about the Jimmy?

[@briannavarrete49]

@@sudmuck meth addict working at home depot

[@chipparrish6647]

The official car of running cocaine through Florida

[@logicerrormusic]

The official car that runs on liquified cocaine

[@drunk3n_m0nk12]

I'll take stereotypes I didn't know I was a part of for $5000 Alex.

[@datdatonabeat3252]

The official car of drinking wine on a camping trip

[@mohammadqadri5065]

I'm guessing that's after seeing the tarp at the back

[@GearheadBrasileiro]

I like your HYF profile picture

[@mattmoy24]

When I was a kid my friend's mom bought a used Oldsmobile Bravada, I don't remember the year but it was one of the last ones they made with a digital dash. I remember sitting in the backseat and making fun of how high the floor was (I was a tall kid). She called my mom and made me apologize to her for making fun of her car. This video sums up Bravada owners pretty well.

[@dustyc324]

was her name.... karen?

[@dr.dylansgame5583]

@@dustyc324 was thinking the same fucking thing lol

[@BertoD103]

@@dr.dylansgame5583 could’ve been Becky

[@altaariq]

Lol you had a real mom, lines would have done the same thing

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

@@dustyc324 That was my very first thought, LOL. What kind of bitch cares if you make fun of her car.

[@savagegeese]

These are the types of GM piles that created such a deep rooted hatred for the brand, you need years of counseling to remedy.

[@RegularCars]

Truth

[@Ravenankh]

I can FEEL that cheap 90s era GM plastic through my iPad screen.

[@eventhorizon8313]

My 2000 Olds Alero turned me off of GM for life. If GM was the last car factory around I'd stop driving. Yea.. the hatred is that deep..

[@jblyon2]

I had a friend in high school with a Blazer. I lost count how many times it broke down by the end of the first summer she had it. By 150k everything bolted or otherwise connected to the engine and transmission had failed at least once.

[@theslowdrive657]

The era of GM where they thought they were invincible.

[@interlooper83]

“I have acquired all the talismans of a civilized life, so why is my son bringing ninja stars to school?!?” Divine.

[@carsmusicandclothing7066]

Majority of America even today

[@dingonaut1794]

This was awesome

[@5amH45lam]

Some of the finest comedy writing (and delivery) I've witnessed on the 'tube.

[@nthgth]

I honestly don't see this kinda thing anywhere except in fiction designed to make the middle class look bad

[@yamahama9650]

Oldsmobile bravada, official car of, "If that thing is still parked there at the end of the week, I'm calling the city".

[@cameronlovesevolve]

ahahahaah. yes.

[@Alfran-yh4oo]

Pile of garbage

[@Bobby-cm7vu]

Thats also those 2008 or whatever equinoxes. My dad was was about ready to push it down the road with his jeep

[@nehguhtiv6873]

@@Alfran-yh4oo no

[@steinravnik8692]

Hahaha

[@TheBrainSpecialist]

now lets talk to the F I N A N C E D E P A R T M E N T

[@TwentyNinerR]

HAHA HAHA HAHA AHHHH AHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHE EEEEEEHHHHH

[@Aperson156]

Tfw they start talking about what monthly payment you want before any haggling so they can stretch the loan term out.

[@nehguhtiv6873]

😂😂😂

[@RegularCars]

ehg ebh ebhe bhe HBEEGH

[@CodeineAbdulJabbar]

@@TwentyNinerR WALUIGI

[@thomasredden4263]

This was my older brothers first car. He rolled it into a ditch not wearing his seatbelt and started to fall out the sun roof and had my cousin not been in the car to pull him back in right before it rolled over on its top it would have been a rough end. I’ve never seen another one Edit: just did a spit take cuz my brother actually did get suspended for bringing throwing stars to middle school😂😂

[@thingsstuff6564]

Lol

[@antonikrzsztofik355]

Lol

[@ssgpizzalover515]

massive L

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

Yes, there really are 'types' of people. That's why it's funny.

[@jesusdontlikethatimgaybuts9493]

Lol

[@5amH45lam]

"yes, officer?" "do you know how bland you were going there?" 🤣

[@mayh3xx]

7:48 for reference 😂

[@Tony-112]

🤣🤣

[@nehguhtiv6873]

It was a pleasure. Thanks guys

[@kotletmaker328]

May you find your way into the light

[@nehguhtiv6873]

@@kotletmaker328 I’ll try? I think? 🤔

[@uAKING2006]

At least it's not a dakota lol

[@nehguhtiv6873]

@@uAKING2006 *durango

[@uAKING2006]

@@nehguhtiv6873 Durango, that's what I meant... Both are equally bad lol

[@pokeblader3793]

"You worked hard your whole life at the metal and ethnic slur factory" good god I'm crying

[@robertschnobert9090]

Can you explain the joke to me? 🌈

[@KanishQQuotes]

@@robertschnobert9090 Depends on what ethnic slur you find offensive

[@NHGJLK]

@@robertschnobert9090 :D

[@trentshaffermidwestronin5419]

Lmao, had to pop a couple ibuprofen to help with the headache from laughing 🤣🤣😭😭

[@AnalogWolf]

Oh yes that was the best

[@vr4787]

Idk what’s sadder, a Blazer dressed as an Oldsmobile or that Oldsmobile has such a depressing end.

[@TheZProtocol]

GM did a disservice when phasing out Oldsmobile. They killed what made an Oldsmobile an Oldsmobile by the late 90s

[@DarrenPersad]

Say what you will, but vehicles like the Aurora, Intrigue, and Alero were quite decent at the time. Compelling enough alternatives in a competitive space and very slightly more unique than the average boxes on wheels. Underperforming and average quality for sure, but good equipment, good value, decent styling, and strong reliability. The Aurora especially was pushing entry luxury at the time. It is a shame how they went, but we had good experiences with late-model Olds cars. Never really experienced these mediocre SUVs though.

[@SparkZ1420]

Every brand that ever made an impact in the car community got the worst treatment of death from GM. Oldsmobile, Pontiac, and Holden all have the worst and depressing deaths all because of how GM handled it.

[@ultraguy8771]

@@SparkZ1420 Don't forget Saab.

[@Karmy.]

@@ultraguy8771 and Saturn

[@cossasomi]

That thing looks about 10 years older than it actually is. And I've googled some pictures and the front looks "off" as if it were badly repaired after a crash in ALL of them.

[@Flamingbro69]

It really does look like a car from 1989, especially with that stupid front end that was fit for the Old Rocket Logo

[@MidnightMechanic]

Plot twist, Blazers can be fixed with Bravada parts.

[@nehguhtiv6873]

@@MidnightMechanic that’s my Bravada. The passenger side kick panel was harvested from the corpse of an s10 blazer.

[@mpf1947]

Second gen Bravada grilles didn't even fit properly when they were new.

[@ICWBoatsFL]

Back in late 90's I had friends with both Blazers and Bravada's and you could literally just grab stuff on the front of either and rip them off. The Blazer seemed particularly loose fit and barely snapped together. Just grab a turn signal and pull it off the front of the car, lol. Fast forward a number of years and I bought a well used 2 door Blazer as a winter beater and it did have great heat, great stereo, and the 4WD worked just fine, and it looked handsome in 2 door form. Stuff would fall off if you slammed the door hard enough to compensate for the sagging hinges.

[@Transit_Angst]

"Crumbling Pennsylvania mining town" hits different if you're from one

[@WooferCooker]

Regular is as well

[@lexiriordan3589]

Family Reunions in coal region hit different

[@elitewarrior0076]

im from chester county pa and yeah central pa can be a bit rough. Harrisburg is shit

[@Texan_Patriot]

What if you're from Silent Hill? It was a failed mining town (*haunted* failed mining town though...)

[@randymagnum143]

I'm sure it's bad, but at least it ain't Philly.

[@robertfrank886]

“More people got f**ked by this car than in this car...” Genius!

[@dekoldrick]

"You know how bland you were going back there?" Man that was ruthless.

[@nehguhtiv6873]

I agree. His vernacular is second to none.

[@mikeknowles8017]

Officer at a robbery: Can you describe the getaway car? Witness: No.

[@cameronlovesevolve]

so good

[@signlsirchir2156]

tis why i watch.

[@justoneofmany]

My friend’s dad had a Bravada, he was a drunk who had a job he didn’t deserve. Lost it all when he banged his secretary. He was reaaaaalllllly stupid but thought he was smart. Oldsmobile Bravada.

[@jizzyjake6783]

Why would you lose your job for banging a secretary?

[@dillonh321]

@@jizzyjake6783 Relationship was not disclosed to HR or company policy does not allow relationships with subordinates.

[@wristofkings]

Oldsmobile Bravada, the official car of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

[@jizzyjake6783]

@@dillonh321 why even have secretaries. What a shitty company

[@Eatinbritches]

@@jizzyjake6783 Bravada brain confirmed

[@CreatorCade]

It sounds like this car is too regular for Mr. Regular.

[@mtnentertainment3454]

It's so regular it's not even regular anymore

[@betaripoff]

So regular that it isn’t because it’s that bad

[@captaincrunch8333]

@@betaripoff Sounds like Mr.Regular was even more constipated than usual with this production. It's cool how he sounds like someone who is so traumatized from being bullied, that he can no longer see the world for what it is.

[@feliperojas7400]

This car turned him into the Joker

[@michelinman8592]

More like he's burnt out!

[@whatthefunk05]

Alternative title: "Mr. Regular loses his mind over an expensive Blazer"

[@OperatorDrewski]

2:50 I love how you kept the video going just to show the pure confidence of throwing the wheel L and R for no effect

[@ahhhnice2439]

Bruh....how are you here...Btw this dude does Arma content

[@heavierthanairfilms]

This car is effectively a fucking SCP of anomalous mediocrity, we might need y'all to raid it.

[@dfuserxyz]

the drewsker watches rcr, interesting

[@subaruanon]

I mean, these things have worm gear steering with a lot of joints. Unless it's been refreshed, the steering has a lot of slop and that's just a trait of the older, non-rack and pinion steering style regardless of who made it. He's essentially complaining an old car is worn out.

[@alexpalazzolo1899]

What a day it is, Drew is even more of a man of taste

[@HellJustFroze]

"They're married men selling mutual funds, with a 'cheaters never prosper' poster above their desk, with secretaries beneath it." Fucking amazing lmfao

[@johnroussakis4541]

That evil salesman laugh sounds like a stereotypical mad scientist when he finishes his latest crazy creation

[@operator91210]

If Waluigi was a car salesman he would've been selling these when they were new.

[@michaelmcwhorter8707]

"More people have been f-----d by this car than in this car"... Kind of sums up Oldsmobile's last 30 years of existence...

[@75aces97]

We could say that about much of GM's product line from 1976 on.

[@seththomas9105]

That's sad cause Oldsmobile Division was a hell of a good product line up until the 80's.

[@LITTLE1994]

Those words had me laughing big time.

[@MFXdump]

It’s a Chevy Blazer with Sonoma headlights and a different snap in grill. Damn, a lot of people got ripped off when they bought that.

[@jordanschooley7836]

A former boss of mine had a Blazer. His wife was very short and the first time she moved the seat so she could drive, it stopped working. He took it to the dealership and they had to disassemble the seat to see what was going on. Turns out the power cable GM specc’d for the seat was too short - when the seat was moved close to the end of its track, the cable unplugged. I’ve been trying for years to come up with a line to describe GM vehicles of this era. Your line about them displaying absolutely no ambition is perfect.

[@GiordanDiodato]

and people somehow think the Blazer of that generation was "good" I think it's Stockholm Syndrome

[@elkiller1120]

Dude its a old car now it's bound to have problems dumbass

[@insomniacryan9916]

@@elkiller1120 Yep, it's bound to have problems now, especially since it had most of those problems when new. Troll harder, loser.

[@mrjohnnyk]

During that era you were either buying a f-body, a corvette, or the wrong car.

[@jblyon2]

@@insomniacryan9916 Friend inherited one around 2003 when her mother got a new car. I swear everything except the transmission and core of the engine had to be replaced between 2003-2004, and some of the parts it wasn't the first replacement. I'd always insist on driving my car where we were going in addition to hers because half the time it wouldn't start in the parking lot, or would but start making a new 'sweet jesus I shouldn't drive this' noise.

[@5amH45lam]

"The _Oldsmobile Bravada,_ for the guy whose favorite hamburger place is the one closest to his house." 🤣🤣🤣 This is one of the funniest scripts and delivery ive ever heard. Car review, or otherwise. Absofuckinglutely phenomenal.

[@Erin-bd6jg]

Calm down. It was funny. It wasn't that funny.

[@diffsnicker6570]

@@Erin-bd6jg humor is subjective you calm down he can find it as funny as he wants

[@wyoming8814]

I guess thats why I like a bravada, my favorite hamburger place is the one closest to me.

[@AshleyPomeroy]

I still remember "it's the car for a man whose sexual fetish is naked women, smiling". Can't remember the review. But if anybody asks me for my sexual fetish, that'll be my answer.

[@nickmoreno3885]

"Oh that was the shittier version of the Jimmy" - my dad, mechanic of 27 years

[@GiordanDiodato]

implying the Jimmy wasn't already shitty

[@adafrost6276]

@@GiordanDiodato Oh the Jimmy was shitty, but this was shittier.

[@paulsz6194]

A Tarted up shitter...

[@bunbunson27]

I loved my Jimmy

[@barryscott3327]

Who's Jimmy

[@will_yetter]

“Back in the 1910s when you treated a broken leg with whiskey, you could name your son Ransom” lmfao

[@tinyhotopicbitch]

Half a million views. I love how this video is single handedly the most significant thing to ever happen to the Bravada

[@hotandnasty]

The last gen Bravada was the first suv to be an Indy pace car. That’s something…

[@catinthehat5140]

My parents didn't have alot of money when I got my license in 1998. I went through about 5 GM cars that ranged from 82' to 91', everything broke past 60k miles. My 6th car was a 1991 Mazda Protege with 220k miles. Everything worked and I kept it until 275k. It really turned me off to American cars for many years

[@rangerismine]

“I have all the talismans of a civilized life.” Holy shit dude

[@ianholmquist8492]

Why holy shit?

[@rangerismine]

Just the accuracy of that statement. He is like an unseen third party observing middle class human behavior.

[@llamathenerd1672]

The Dell Dimension personal computer part was pretty funny; I have one from my parents and it perfectly fits the Bravada.

[@mauricemotors8207]

@@rangerismine MR.regular is now MR.savage car reviews

[@dsadawrware]

@@rangerismine baby's first social commentary about current day consumer capitalism read a book

[@emissary_kyle]

" Oldsmobile is a farmer whose crop is indifference." WOW! LMAO

[@Trussme96]

The Olds Bravada is the official SUV of Unsolved Murders and First 48 re-runs.

[@cameronlovesevolve]

LOL

[@wgil89]

Accurate AF 😂

[@highbrassrule]

The official car of "omg I cant believe we just did that! Im not usually that type of girl!"

[@CollinWeis]

Nah. I'm afraid that title belongs to the later Pontiac Grand Am or G6...

[@xXCP1993Xx]

@@CollinWeis only type of women I take to the Sizzler. Then the Sizzler bathroom.

[@iloverush123]

@@CollinWeis nah man only freaks drive grand ams

[@XanMan_05]

@@CollinWeis Nothing like that happens in a Chevy Malibu derivative.

[@CollinWeis]

@@XanMan_05 That you know of

[@Charliefox71]

“Oldsmobile Bravada-If the ‘90’s had Karens, this would be their car.”

[@artistwithouttalent]

They were called Becky.

[@kfcnyancat]

@@artistwithouttalent Nah, Becky is younger, and more boring despite insisting she's super unique, but not as actively malicious as Karen.

[@njsynthesis]

Were we watching the same video? Did you miss entire segment complaining about complaining about videogames, rowdy children, and the sterile, materialistic lives of the American middle class? How is a 90s soccermom any different than a 2020s Karen besides the media and technology she's been exposed to?

[@InitiateDee]

@@njsynthesis Karens always existed, regardless of what year

[@CountDVB]

@@njsynthesis Probably different motivations.

[@PistonDriven]

The official car of "Ok, I'll take the Aztec.."

[@notdeepee]

Atleast the Aztek has some character behind it. lol

[@samholdsworth420]

And the person who bought the bravada will just be laughing at you as a drive by your broken down Aztec. Remember this is a Blazer with the 4.3 it's a very reliable vehicle

[@PhilMante]

@@samholdsworth420 Love how Azteks & s10 blazers ended the same production year but there's still lots of S10 blazers on the road.

[@texan176]

The leather in this one is in amazing condition considering the age and what this is worth. The previous owners took pride in it and garaged it. IDK why but I like to see ordinarily unloved vehicles that otherwise survive as junkers look somewhat good.

[@JohnSmith-wx9wj]

Yeah, I was amazed the interior and exterior didn't look abused.

[@StewartLucrative]

Same here, The other day I saw a late 80s Cavalier Z24 in near mint condition. It had Those black plastic Slats on the rear Windshield and Factory side skirts and front lip. It was actually kind of cool.

[@AndroidSunner]

It’s actually not that hard to find one of these where the leather is in decent to excellent condition for cheap prices, Autotrader has a boatload of them. GM Leather (at least for Oldsmobile) was pretty strong in the 90s, I’d argue you’d have to be really trying to find a Bravada with torn leather

[@JohnSmith-wx9wj]

@@AndroidSunner I thought it was more an issue that the owners of these things tend not to treat them well.

[@MrR2185]

I like that too. This car may be boring and all.....but I do love the fact that it is weird seeing one today. You just dont see many Blazers of this era running around...let alone on of the re-badge siblings like this olds...especially one that is this clean.

[@DoomFinger511]

Oldsmobile Bravada: For the guy who stores boxed wine in his wine cooler.

[@currier207]

1999 Oldsmobile Bravada, the official car of “What do you mean I can’t pay for cigarettes with food stamps!?!”

[@chiefbeef2059]

😂😂😂

[@nehguhtiv6873]

Yesssss 😂😂😂

[@dynamicpaintball]

As a former gas station attendant, can confirm

[@tripleoo0]

See also: Dodge Stratus

[@KardasheviteUltravisionary]

Another Slipphandom enjoyer I see

[@jeremymenning56]

Once upon a time I had to repo a Bravada. The owner said, "Thank God you are here to take it away."

[@Rhodanide]

Real shit?

[@jeremymenning56]

@@Rhodanide Emerald green metallic with beige leatherette interior and wood veneer trim. Transmission slippage was as real as it got driving on the hills of Indiana State Road 46 somewhere between Terre Haute and lil'Nashville.

[@Rhodanide]

@@jeremymenning56 what a tragedy, I'm sorry you had to lay eyes on it

[@jeremymenning56]

@TacticalMoonstone been 20+ years since I repo'd that "truck"... I'd imagine it was crushed long ago.

[@RobCamp-rmc_0]

@@jeremymenning56 emerald green, eh? Did it have the classy gold badging?

[@corneliusmcmuffin3256]

"The brand had a history longer than the time it takes to find the perforations in a roll of black trash bags." Might be my new favorite metaphor.

[@Owiko7]

Looks like the sort of SUV that never starts when the main character of a horror film needs it to.

[@mdpl8712]

That prize belongs to the Ford Pinto in Cujo

[@samholdsworth420]

You obviously don't know how reliable the 4.3 is lol

[@Owiko7]

@@samholdsworth420Reliable or not, under the plot of some horror flick, it would give out entirely just when it is needed to escape.

[@samholdsworth420]

@@Owiko7 dead battery 🔋 😂

[@chooseymomschoose]

"Whether they were real Bose speakers or..." Yeah, ALL car speakers are sourced by the manufacturer and labelled with whichever formerly premium label is willing to whore out their brand the cheapest.

[@Acoustic_Theory]

So I work in this field, and it's really not quite that bad (yet). There are four big Tier 1s in this area - Bose, Harman, Alpine, and Panasonic, and another two you've never heard of called ASK and PSS. System price is mercilessly smashed down by the customer, as is par for the course in automotive components, and the audio system has to compete for space with everything else they're building into cars nowadays (DEF tanks and battery packs for mild-hybrid systems are the worst) but the parts are still a lot better than base speakers, and the systems get special attention to better tuning, and the result ends up being at least good enough that unless you're really motivated, most people will live happily with the branded system and not rip it out. As for the brands, some are more involved and hands-on in the process than others are - it's not "just" licensing. The branded audio system is a good add to a new car if you intend to keep it stock for most of its life. But if all you want is a ton of bass, you'll need to just get the base system and then replace the stock speakers and head unit and add a subwoofer enclosure in the trunk for an unsophisticated but LOUD system. The branded systems are steadily getting better, and where they have the edge over aftermarket is in careful sound tuning and better integration with the car's infotainment hardware.

[@97I30T]

Yeah the Bose speakers in GM vehicles were garbage in the late 90s and early 2000s.

[@manbearpigsuncle]

I know car audio and home audio are vastly different, but one of the best surround sound systems ive ever heard was a meridian 3d system inna range rover autobiography. Some companies (mostly luxury brands) actually do take the time to properly make a good system. Lexicon, meridian, bowers and wilkins, and mark levinson systems are probably the best car audio systems around if you dont want to bother going aftermarket

[@michelangelo5903]

@stirange my 2006 mazda 3 has the bose audio package and it’s pretty solid! i love my mazda 3 not much of a looker in the rust belt but it’s been amazing for the 4 almost 5 years of ownership!

[@Karmy.]

My 2006 Scion xB has an Alpine system and it's pretty good The Pioneer system in my old 2006 Scion xB was pretty good too

[@100percentSNAFU]

$49K adjusted for inflation when new. Today, a used one might cost you $49.

[@agentdiamond9211]

It might cost the owner $49, cause I'm only taking it if I get paid $1/mile.

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

@@agentdiamond9211 Per mile? Per mile that you have to push it?

[@nick0tripp312]

I know somebody 2 months ago paid 100.00 for ones.

[@johnschauder]

To be fair, a new top trim blazer today costs about $55k

[@hakeemsd70m]

Not in 2022, more like $4,999 for a 180K mile example. Inflation has even hit used cars.

[@_RiseAgainst]

"Men who have wives at the bottom of a multi-level marketing scheme" literally my worst nightmare.

[@RobCamp-rmc_0]

That’s like half my high school graduating class. 1999 bay-beeeeee _[swigs Drāno and hopes it’s quick]_

[@danichicago9140]

I know a guy who bought one brand new. His whole life has been in debt since.

[@A-Gut-of-the-Past]

Poor bastard.

[@jblyon2]

The greatest thing about a Blazer is that by the time you're done with the payments it's falling apart and costs more in repairs than the payments were. The Bravada just cranks the debt to 11. It's a perpetual debt machine!

[@eventhorizon8313]

I knew a guy that had one.. can confirm statement. Always needed something.

[@superadventure6297]

The saddest part of that was that these things depreciated faster than a Gremlin falling off a cliff. When he said in today's dollars "Forty NINE THOUSAND dollars!" I thought, what's it worth today? 1800 bucks. Dammmmm... I feel bad for anyone who bought these new, or even less than 5 years old

[@avenged277693]

The level of social commentary in these reviews is approaching stratospheric heights

[@janpaulus3977]

This car looks like a cartoon background car drawn in like 30 minutes

[@nehguhtiv6873]

I have to agree with you there, the silhouette of my car looks like if you prompted a child with the task of drawing his grandmother’s SUV from memory.

[@LamontBoucherville]

😆

[@harrybhalbag9924]

"It's a plate of $45 garlic butter salmon served on a bed of pubes." Plenty of great lines in this edition but that line choked me!

[@CharlieFoxtrot]

doesn't choke me as much as the pubes

[@biznatcho7]

He truly painted a picture with words. Now I wish to burn that picture but I can’t unsee.

[@Ostan-jw2bg]

Mercury Mariner: I’m the most boring suv ever made! Oldsmobile Bravada: h o l d m y c o f f e e s t a i n e d c u p h o l d i n g c u p h o l d e r.

[@user_imyarek]

It's actually Dacia Duster or Hyundai Creta.

[@Ostan-jw2bg]

@@user_imyarek Worthy opponents I see...

[@GiordanDiodato]

@ladawg81 *Jeep Patriot has entered the chat*

[@whyme3772]

@ladawg81 The Freestyle was just a weird variant of the Explorer.

[@Madhouse_Media]

​@@whyme3772 No, the Freestyle was basically a Five Hundred wagon.

[@majist0]

That steering wheel has more play than you'll ever get while driving a Bravada.

[@Mucusanator]

yeahhhhhhhhhhh you're not wrong. but to get the pitman arm out you have to take the steering box out and to get the steering box out you have to take the front diff out and to get the front diff out you either unbolt the motor and hope you have enough wiggle room to get it out, or you cut a mounting bracket off the frame. THANKS GM.

[@samholdsworth420]

Yeah that's some serious play my blazer is nothing like that 😂

[@colinbenton1973]

I will defend this as this was my first car. In high school people couldn’t get enough to be driven around in a suv with leather seats. Yes things broke down but I still have fond memories of my first car.

[@CasperInkyMagoo]

Well you shouldn’t. A guy on the internet who pretends to be a car guy (but who can’t change his own oil) said you shouldn’t like it.

[@dkolendo]

@@CasperInkyMagoo can't change his own oil?

[@dkolendo]

this reminds me of the top gear episode where richard defends a cadillac suv. yeah, it sucks as a "car", but it's bigger, roomier, and leather-ier than any coupé so it's gonna be better for driving a group and chillin in.

[@CasperInkyMagoo]

@@dkolendo I guess you werent watching during the oil debacle. RCR posted a video with a strange rant about motor oil, all of which was utterly and completely wrong. So wrong that no one who changes their own oil could have possibly gotten it that wrong. He essentially outed himself as a poser.

[@jojbouk]

@@CasperInkyMagoo what a random hill to die on 😂

[@chaosmastergaming5442]

New drinking game: take a shot every time he says “1999 Oldsmobile Bravada” or just “Oldsmobile Bravada”

[@TheRealColBosch]

I just got out of the hospital after playing this game in February.

[@Tony__Tone]

Somewhere Mr. Regular's relatives who hosted the 1999 family reunion are watching this video in horror at what he admitted to doing in their bathroom. 🤣🤣

[@Tony-112]

Spat my coffee when he mentioned that! 😂😂

[@vector6977]

I mean, that's the least worst thing to happen in a bathroom.

[@AndroidSunner]

“Hm, Mr. Regular makes a good point here.” *Sneaks off to Copart and spends several hours looking at bravadas*

[@AgtWashingtub]

Regular Car Guy could have saved Oldsmobile. He just came damn close to reviving here.

[@nehguhtiv6873]

I highly recommend it. I also recommend keeping a steady job throughout ownership. You’re gonna need a great deal of pocket change for repairs.

[@AndroidSunner]

@@nehguhtiv6873 is it wrong that I want to take one of these up to 1 Million Miles? (to be fair however I’m talking about the trailblazer based 3rd Gen but 2nd Gen sounds more fun because of its unpredictability lol)

[@nehguhtiv6873]

@@AndroidSunner well you would need about 16 4L60E’s but, I think if the motor was rebuilt ever 120,000 or so miles, you could pull it off.

[@ericw4279]

$1800 actually seems like a really good deal, it looks like it’s in great shape for it’s age, especially being from above the rust belt! Forget that it’s a Bravada, even if it were a base model Blazer it’d be worth that all day long. You could actually take the Olds emblems off and put a Chevy grille on it... there you go, instant Blazer, haha.

[@jesdadotcom]

"I have a 56k modem and I drive a Bravada!" Now that's a brag.

[@nehguhtiv6873]

😎

[@legoferrari14]

Remember, the Bravada was from a time before affordable broadband and big social media.

[@stephenharris5532]

"Yeah, my dad just got us a 64k modem." -the kid who always lies about stupid shit, and who's dad drives a Bravada.

[@Forge17]

This is pure poetry 🏆 Also, Oldsmobile has one of the best histories of any car brand, which makes this even sadder. They invented the automatic transmission and were the oldest mass production American car maker.

[@redacted8567]

I thought Buick invented the automatic transmission

[@Forge17]

@@redacted8567 Oldsmobile invented the first production automatic, but Buick invented their own not long after. Buick’s Dynaflow was sort of the predecessor to the CVT, it was its own invention. Much smoother than Oldsmobile’s, but incredibly slow

[@seththomas9105]

Oldsmobile deserved better, they were the bedrock of GM for so long. Oldmobile ment quality, durability, value, and understated performance (Dr. Olds). and modern day GM dumped them like a cheap highschool date.

[@DonthaveausernameLOL]

@@redacted8567 It was actually Cadillac with the Hydramatic, but Oldsmobiles were sold with them first to protect Cadillac's reputation in case they didn't sell

[@jayworthen3995]

The fact you just threw Laporte, Indiana out there so casually lol thats the first time my hometown has been mentioned online

[@IHateMyAccountName]

Shout out to Cloakroom. Their singer lives their.

[@joebehrdenver]

"The metal and ethnic slur factory".

[@Sohcahtoa82]

"Oldsmobile Bravada.....whatever" The perfect way to sum up the Bravada.

[@mrjohnnyk]

The official car of "I never noticed it"

[@LarryLopez91]

The official car of Florida Man

[@SgtPnkks]

Oldsmobile Bravada: official car of "what do you mean my brakes need service?"

[@boulderdashcci]

And don't ever let the master go dry. Not the tank you can see, but the tank behind it that you can't. That's a fun drive up rt 1 to the mechanic to have the abs reset

[@Bartonovich52]

Why do you need the ABS reset? You don’t even really need to bleed it. Fill it up.. find some gravel, and slam on the brake. Ghetto brake bleeding done. That is.. assuming all of the reluctors still work-which most of them don’t on GM vehicles this age. So it’s just a regular brake bleed then and black electrical tape for the ABS and TCS lights.

[@boulderdashcci]

@@Bartonovich52 it would not bleed once it was dry. You could get a little pressure built up with the car off but none with it on. It had something to do with the booster/abs cylinder and had to be reset with a scanner

[@nehguhtiv6873]

Ooo that’s a good one. The previous owner allowed the brake pads to wear down to metal shims. It got new pads and rotors like 2 months ago because I would’ve died this winter lol

[@MidnightMechanic]

Bringing them to school? Hell, the kids would make ninja stars in metals class!

[@cumnmrmptaaa4234]

The scary kid with the hoodie and reserve cigarettes he stole from his mom

[@MidnightMechanic]

@@cumnmrmptaaa4234 Oh I'd see them make ninja stars in class while the teacher was out, and they'd throw them out back just to see how far they'd fly!

[@Sedan57Chevy]

GM: Managing to make worse cars in 1999 than it did during the malaise era.

[@richardharrold9736]

Crazy to think this was the era when BMW brought out the E53 X5 and totally reinvented the luxo-SUV business.

[@thegodhoward8037]

To think their buicks of the time where so great

[@richardharrold9736]

@@thegodhoward8037 eh, not really. Buick hadn't been great since the mid 70s. The last year of Buick I'd want would be a 76 wagon.

[@thegodhoward8037]

@@richardharrold9736 tell that to my 03 buick lesabre its 3800 runs perfectly the car steers great and I get great gas mileage

[@Sedan57Chevy]

@@thegodhoward8037 GM's divisions made a lot of great cars, when they were able to focus on their niche (luxury, performance, even economy) and not be weighed down with having to share the platform with all other GM divisions, whether that car really fit the brand or not. Imagine trying to be "sporty" pontiac, and work with a buick chassis to make a sports sedan? Of course it isn't going to end well...

[@Seelingfahne]

I want that salesman in the intro to be a recurring character.

[@FastSloW-qt8xf]

I liked anything built on that platform. Super easy to work on. And in my experience reliable. I got mine with 75k and ran it up to 180k when I sold it. I replaced the alternator once. But other than that no failures

[@THEJPR]

This car depresses me whenever I see it. I don't know why though.

[@Aperson156]

Because you know how much people paid for a badge engineered S10 Blazer.

[@datdatonabeat3252]

Don't feel bad. Oldsmobile was ended for a reason.

[@A-Gut-of-the-Past]

It's a monument to compromise.

[@nehguhtiv6873]

See? Now I don’t get that. Every time I see this thing I feel the most crooked smile across my face. I love my Bravada.

[@Dankcatvacs]

@@nehguhtiv6873 people are just dumb don't know the value of a good car .

[@cyberrednec]

I see so many of these sad little rust boxes driving around. The official car of working 11$hr at the age of 62 years old, and spending it knick knacks and newports in her trailer house... in Fox Lake, Wisconsin...

[@THEJPR]

Sounds oddly specific.

[@CodeineAbdulJabbar]

Nice

[@cyberrednec]

@@CodeineAbdulJabbar nice

[@jaket6007]

Oddly specific but it isn't wrong

[@nehguhtiv6873]

Hey whoa now, guy.. that is an entirely valid and accurate assessment.

[@wordman3624]

I can't believe 1999 is twenty-two years in the past. It sounds like such a futuristic year.

[@PetrolPaladin]

"and then the heater core broke" Did he try punching it? That metal cylinder on the passenger side of the engine bay that's part of the HVAC system. About once a week in winter my Dad's blazer wouldn't have heat. He'd pull over and pop the hood and I'd hop out and punch the top of that thing and the heater would turn on.

[@Eledaraumar]

I hope you don't mean the drier, it has nothing at all to do with the heat.

[@PetrolPaladin]

@@Eledaraumar I think that is what I would punch. Don't know what to tell you. I'd hit that and the blower would start up. Percussive Maintenance.

[@Sp1n1985]

What kinda eastern block repair is that

[@PetrolPaladin]

@@Sp1n1985 Repair? When the universal joint snapped (the second time), I yanked the drive shaft out and threw it in the trunk. My dad then put the Blazer in 4wd and drove home on the front wheels. Then he bought another truck. GM quality.

[@Sp1n1985]

@@PetrolPaladin okay comrade

[@sexycowman]

"and then the heater core broke. The entire dash had to come out" *cries in Audi TT*

[@mndlessdrwer]

Ford Fusion gen 2 requires the bumper to come off to change the headlight bulbs and you need a ratcheting socket wrench with an extension along with a pair of hefty pliers just to change the battery. Also, the inside of the glove compartment has to come out to change the cabin air filter. If the radio dies it takes out the entire infotainment screen and you have to remove three different trim pieces to access it. The lug nuts are steel threaded cores with an aluminum cladding so if a shop decides to use an impact gun to install them they shear off the cladding and make them really annoying to remove. Also, if you ever get bad fuel, even once, you might as well pay a shop to do a fuel system purge and clean the injectors because it'll take you literally months of adding fuel system cleaner to your car to stop it randomly stalling. Audi may have their peculiarities, but man if my current car doesn't annoy the crap out of me sometimes. I'm just glad I had the transmission fluid and filter serviced at 85k miles to avoid having transmission faults. Also, no matter what the manufacturer says about their cars and the reliability of their transmissions, find a reliable transmission shop in your area and get your transmission serviced between 85-100k miles if you intend to keep your car until it dies. Mine cost $300 to get them to service that and change the diff oil and it was absolutely worth it. Rebuilding a transmission for any car tends to run in the thousands if it can be repaired easily. Replacement transmissions can get pricey and then you still have service charges for the installation. which takes hours.

[@DarrenPersad]

Good lord, it feels like an eternity since the last time I’ve seen one of these lethargic dinosaurs on the road, but there’s also something disturbingly nostalgic about seeing these old junkers around still

[@12ealDealOfficial]

Blazers and Bravadas are common sights in the west Georgia area. Usually in metallic b r o w n. These are still desirable because they're larger, cheap, disposable, and "most" people don't like to be thought as living beyond their means after the unpleasantness of the Great Recession.

[@DarrenPersad]

@@12ealDealOfficial They were a big hit in my locale back in the late ‘90s and for a short time in the ‘00s. I actually quite like the generation that came a while later that shared a platform with the 9-7x, Rainier, Trail Blazer, Ascender, and Envoy, but these never seemed to last here. They were often traded and sold off to multiple owners and rotted in our harshly salted conditions, or beat to hell and back as they were passed down to kids. Once vehicles like the X5, Q7, ML, Escalade, Navigator, and other big name, big money tanks hit the market, these things disappeared real quickly here. Now? Well, I don’t think folks have learned; we’re all still diving headfirst into outrageous car purchases.

[@Karmy.]

The last time I actually remember seeing one was in the elementary school parking lot circa like 2008 or something Every other time I don't actually notice them

[@marchedgie6838]

There's something nostalgic about most GM cars from the early to mid 2000s.

[@MrWill73]

I had a 99 GMC Jimmy SLT 4 door that I bought new. Drive nice, was comfortable and very reliable. I put 165,000 miles with regular maintenance and never had a problem. Check engine light never came on. Never drove a Bravada but I can say the GMC counterpart was rock solid.

[@scootersonlyrepair6773]

Literally the only difference is the grill and body kit and bravada has awd and Jimmy has 4x4.

[@samholdsworth420]

The funny thing is I'm currently driving in 99 Chevy Blazer two-wheel drive four-door LT that with all the options it has someone paid $32,000 for it in 1999. I was pleasantly surprised when I found out I had positraction and 3.42 gearing I had to fix a smog pump and the catalytic converter and put a new water pump. But i passed California smog doesn't have a check engine light on and currently has 261,000 MI

[@scootersonlyrepair6773]

@@samholdsworth420 for 2000 and up as long as you don't have a check engine light you pass but some smog shops do it that way as old as 1996

[@OnboardG1]

I’m always amazed that GM in the 90s managed to be consistently worse than British Leyland. At least BL cars had the good grace to rust into nothing so we could all forget and move on.

[@royale7620]

Thats a bit harsh, not that true man.

[@arnie2103]

I gotta say, reviewing 90's GM cars is where your brilliance shines the most.

[@107uptown]

Rented one of these to move into my dorm in ‘99. Got laid in it that weekend. It was green.

[@Midnight.Shadows]

I had a '91 Bravada. My grandparents bought it a year old when the guy who bought it couldn't make his payments, they drove that thing to around 90k miles, I'll be honest it was a lot nicer than the 96+ model years. My parents got it in '08 with like 92k miles on it, they drove it all the way up to 2012 and put another 40k miles on it. I learned to drive in it and I put a good 1,000 or so miles on it before it rusted too bad that the state finally said "No you can't drive this anymore" It sat in my driveway for the next 4 years rusting further until the state finally said "We're going to fine you until you get rid of it from your yard." Sold it to pick a part for $800. Was it a great car objectively? No, not really, it was literally the 80something Jimmy my mother had years before that but with 2 extra doors and a bigger engine. But I grew up in it, and had so many milestones in it, so I'm fond of these things, specifically the first gen ones. Been looking for another first gen to replace the old one for a while now, but they're all either beaters or heavily modified. Lol

[@noonenoesbutme]

Fuck the state. It's your car.

[@Midnight.Shadows]

@@noonenoesbutme Damn straight! Sucks now a few years since it was sold because now I live in an area where people don't give a fuck about if you have an old car or not (And a 2 car garage!) First chance I get I'm getting another one. Lmao. Is it still a shit car? Yeah. And in the words of full metal jacket: There are many like it, but this one is mine. Lol

[@tonym3598]

i wouldve repaired it

[@jakezubrod7906]

"Oldsmobile Bravada, for the guy who goes to Walmart in his pajamas and is a meth addict."

[@nehguhtiv6873]

This comment has some soul behind it. I approve.

[@ralphramsey82]

Cookie Monster pajama pants.

[@darkoverlord56]

*meth addict who sleeps in his bravada in the Walmart parking lot.

[@davidmurphy8236]

I adored this review. It was honest and, refreshingly direct.

[@ildesalinas3412]

Loved how you brought the Ninja star story full circle at the end.

[@paulocunhamartinsportfolio]

That one killed me!

[@RobertL78]

“Do you know how bland you were going back there?” Priceless

[@algsoccerstar]

I love how 30k doesn’t even get you body color side mirrors.

[@nehguhtiv6873]

I’ll be completely honest, that’s my Bravada and I’ve never had a second thought about it. Never knew that my DRL’s turned off for my turn signals either until the release of this video.

[@joshualaw375]

Honestly I sort of like black mirrors on a white car, as long as there’s some other black trim scattered about.

[@nehguhtiv6873]

@@joshualaw375 I think it’s a nice contrast. 👌🏻

[@SidewaysInTraffic]

I have a 1992 Bravda and never really noticed until I recently had it painted and they painted the mirrors lol.

[@belialclaytix4190]

Uhhh... Body color mirrors really isn’t all that common in 90s SUVs and trucks and such. Hell for the longest time you didn’t have the chrome options either. It was regular mirrors or power mirrors. The end.

[@heavierthanairfilms]

Oldsmobile Bravada: Even Tony Soprano Wasn't Tasteless Enough to Drive This Car

[@jakeaurod]

I worked in sales at a Chevy-Olds dealership in 1998 and can confirm everything you said. I don't recall us ever selling a 99 Bravada, but I do recall one customer who would come in like clockwork to complain about still hearing the tinkle of broken glass in his liftgate after it had been repaired multiple times. I just watched Groundhog's Day again a few hours ago and now I feel like I'm reliving that time over and over again. Maybe it's time to fire up some Shawn Colvin, "It's time for a few small repairs..."

[@thisisnothere14]

You know its bad when the salesman goes full waluigi laugh 🤣 Ive never seen this car before but im not suprised at all gm made this shit

[@hillogical]

I woke up early and refreshed my browser for a Bravada??

[@nehguhtiv6873]

Yes you did. My Bravada. And I’m not sorry about it.

[@RobCamp-rmc_0]

It’s a metaphor.

[@eastpetersen]

"I drive a dodge STRATUS"

[@stroock6394]

I AM A DIVISION MANAGER

[@dancearoundtheworld5360]

Super touring?

[@VashSeven]

6:25 "It's like math, How do learn to care about algebra?" Hits right home.

[@john_pryce9855]

This car, even the name, is like something from Grand Theft Auto V.

[@nehguhtiv6873]

😂 I think that all the time

[@lawnmowerdude]

The RCR comment section is the official comment section of “am I funny yet”

[@jeffreyrigged]

i think the whole channel is that way.

[@sidefx996]

That might be the most underrated comment in an RCR video ever

[@beardedslavbrew615]

Not "am I funny yet?", more like "I'm funny!" while being booed at and having tomatoes yeeted at their/our faces.

[@jeffreyrigged]

@@beardedslavbrew615 reminds me of tom green and how he forced his humor on eveyone.

[@cromulentcommodore5896]

what makes this comment any different?

[@stryk55]

This is the auto equivalent of the food you are allowed to eat after stomach surgery...

[@nehguhtiv6873]

😂 how about that airline food?

[@davidhenning6179]

This reminds me of my high school auto tech teacher's opinion on the Bravada: It's just a glorified Blazer!

[@nehguhtiv6873]

Yes it is.

[@mountain177]

The escalade is just a glorfied tahoe/suburban

[@97I30T]

Same with the GMC Envoy.

[@kylesoler4139]

@@mountain177 At least the Escalate is somewhat cool, in a 2000's Hip Hop culture kind of way.

[@Skull35]

I remember that HUGE steering response deadzone from the S10 I learned to drive stick on.

[@SalveMonesvol]

If I found one of these in perfect condition, I'd happily pay $2.000 and actually enjoy it. Off road it. Use it fully.

[@dustyc324]

once you start treating it as a blazer or Jimmy, you're not doing too bad. it's not a luxury item, but it is a 4.3 with 4wd. I mean, how bad could it be? a gas gauge and heated side mirrors don't really matter. this is also similar to earliest escalades, yep nice seats in that suburban.

[@SalveMonesvol]

@G C let's say... Great condition. No such thing as perfect.

[@samholdsworth420]

I bought a 99 Chevy Blazer two-wheel drive four-door LT with posi traction and 3.42 gearing for $1200 six months ago 👍🏻 also bought and lived it's life on San Diego this thing is rust free. A little bit of TLC and i passed California smog.

[@scootersonlyrepair6773]

It's awd not 4x4 it can't do off road. Well it can but it's not going to last long it should be turboed and dropped I'd take a bravada over a subaru dyke car

[@Just_Terrance]

I have a 1999 Bravada, I bought it off an older guy in my neighborhood. He kept it clean and didn’t drive it much. The only thing wrong was the actuator for the rear glass hatch was out. Got it for 2,200 and wouldn’t trade it for anything

[@IvyLeather13]

RCR: Unhinged

[@adamjensen5147]

It's hard but honest work at the metal and ethnic slur factory.

[@sammay1]

"favorite whiskey is whatever he talks about the longest" brooooooo lol this car must also be for the 40 summ guy that googles wine tasting notes to impress his 22 year old seeking arrangements date

[@echodelta2172]

whoa, that is bizarrely specific and yet strikingly accurate...

[@jedimasterjoe5386]

Black

[@sammay1]

@@jedimasterjoe5386 white?

[@jedimasterjoe5386]

@@sammay1 chilean but yeah white latino

[@sammay1]

@@jedimasterjoe5386 i fucks with pisco