2 Asexuals Smash or Pass Minecraft Mobs

[@wizardcowboy]

TOTALY SMASH/PASS COUNT Cookie Pass: 73 Smash: 9 Cody Pass: 73 Smash: 8 At the end however, Cody's response for the zombie piglin was cut off, but I'm gonna assume it was pass lol

[@wizardcowboy]

Meanwhile I feel like a freak cuz I did my own and got 57 passes and 25 smashes 💔

[@cruftYT]

smash

[@The_BlOb]

The unanimous instantaneous "pass" on the vilalger got me choking from laughter

[@itzwaluigitime8678]

I feel bad for villager now :(

[@nicefighter]

Asexuals doing smash or pass in the first place is funny enough but the fact they're doing it with minecraft mobs of all things makes the concept even funnier

[@CandyBittersweet]

I personally love doing smash or pass with other people because people know I'm asexual and they're horrified at the amount of things I say smash to, and the fact I don't elaborate most of the time is even funnier. I work with the logic of "I wouldn't do it with any of these, but if I have to do it with at least one, then I might as well have fun with it"

[@Eristic-Loves]

my friend did the same thing but with artillery and guns

[@JadeTheIdiot184]

3:11 but like Cookie was being so calm and understandable the whole time and then they just bust out with this 😭

[@RemiOrdonez-ho3rf]

Understandable though

[@JadeTheIdiot184]

@ I mean yeah

[@KwikBR]

the pauses on every single thing with some sort of rod is killing me

[@RebeccaRyan-ss4ge]

FR

[@genericname2747]

😏

[@hhgnggnjngnmnnh5291]

the SILENCE on the blaze speaks volumes (as an asexual, smash)

[@yourregionalprotogen]

same tbh

[@MynameisnotGraey]

ITS. A COLUMN. OF FIRE. THATS JUST A BUCH OF PIECES OF LITERAL WOOD. ON FIRE. ITS A HUNDRED DEGREES. CELSIUS. YOU WOULD BE DEAD BEFORE YOU TOUCHED IT. YOU FOOLS.

[@DevilSpade]

it depends on the temp

[@WouldntYouLikeToKnow0-0]

As an asexual I don’t want to be burned lol

[@upsidecake]

1:51 the complete silence before cody peaks their mic saying "SMASH" is taking me OUTTT 😭😭😭

[@valenpam_]

As an ace person my sister did a smash cake with her friends and told me to do one but.. it was before I was outed and so I made a slideshow analytically explaining why I was in love with each character. I came out to her soon after💀

[@EpicPuffwing]

As an ace, I can’t do smash or pass, or the “hear me out” cake, BECAUSE I HAVE NOBODY I WANT TO SMASH. 🤣

[@flamingscar5263]

0:52 actually thats a cod not a bass yea I know where to door is I'm on my way

[@thundersong15]

i was thinking the same thing

[@hungrypizzafox]

I totally understand the iron golem dude, somehow I knew it would be a quick smash answer.

[@EhoftheVoid]

As an aroace who still plays smash or pass, I agreed with almost everything, but passing the blaze?

[@carimeslockdownedtree2654]

Too hot, would incinerate you Or at least, that was the logic before the dragon smash

[@MaggieHunter]

​@carimeslockdownedtree2654 Well I mean the dragon doesn't breathe fire, sooo...

[@Collin2581]

@carimeslockdownedtree2654 makes it better 😍

[@TheFrozenGeode]

same here, but um... *cough* salmon..... *cough*

[@carimeslockdownedtree2654]

@TheFrozenGeode mad respects for admitting that LMAO

[@daveyxoxo]

the nervous passes help😭😭

[@daveyxoxo]

THE DRAGON???????

[@DexterFortune-i3e]

Duh the dragon is a smash

[@osorite]

there's not even an intro or explanation lol the title was enough

[@zoeythedoubletrouble-4254]

Not Yall thinking about it 😭 0:16

[@All54321]

Smash or Pass as a concept never appealed to me because I was so I just never watched the videos. Seeing other aces play it suddenly made it sound a lot more fun. Also Minecraft mobs makes it more fun, because there are some wild ones out there.

[@speedboy8038]

this is literally the perfect thing for my brain at 1am

[@blastlightstar]

it's 5am and i was giggling at all the pauses i love stupid mc videos that appeal specifically with less sleep

[@music-zv6je]

fellow 1am'er here

[@blastlightstar]

@@music-zv6je brush your teeth

[@RemiOrdonez-ho3rf]

4:47 am baby

[@BlueMoonFoxi]

I only clicked on this because of the fact that its asexuals doing this. All the more hilarious for this topic

[@Flourish38]

Dear KZbin, Please recommend me more content like this. Thank you!

[@jyanthewitherkiller]

where is the woke mob

[@zazzy-xo4ou]

yoo ik you, youre that guy

[@sarahsimons1965]

Okay, so from what i’ve gathered: Anything on 4 legs is out (understandable) We love the Enderman (tall dark and handsome, also understandable) Otherwise: ?!!?!?

[@firepowder]

Big strong mobs like the piglin brute, golem and warden are popular smashes also understandable to me

[@sarahsimons1965]

Also, anything decomposing is out as well. Again, understandable

[@cs-wolf]

​​@@dolliethedollmaybe bcs it is wet?

[@peglin5117]

rods

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

@@dolliethedoll You know... the posibilities...

[@AFunkyPillow]

Lmao I clicked thinking the whole video would just be pass.

[@Skeli_]

Im aroace and agree in almost everything BUT THE DRAGON AND THE BLAZE????? Also based pick on the warden

[@tygical]

as a pansexual, i am very confused as to how they said smash more times than me

[@dragonluvver975]

I love the consideration whenever something VAGUELY humanoid comes up

[@imtaydk]

As a fellow ace, so glad we can agree on the slime! ✨ You did the blaze dirty tho. 😔

[@CrimsomGloryXD]

Blaze would prob burn you tho 🙁

[@MynameisnotGraey]

ITS JUST LITERAL FIRE. AND LIKE TWELVE STICKS. AND A WOODEN HEAD.

[@puffton9782]

@@MynameisnotGraey that’s what makes it smashable

[@RemiOrdonez-ho3rf]

Aero maybe ace over here but yeah I agree with most of these

[@imtaydk]

@@CrimsomGloryXD Well, Blazes cool down after firing, or if they are hit with snowballs, so could probably minimize that risk if one comes prepared

[@I.LikeTrainss]

0:11 that ones really hot ;)

[@FabbeNJ369]

Funny story related to this, I am also ace, and when I first heard of smash or pass, I thought it was smash as in like smash with a boulder like kill, cause there’s no way someone would want to have sex with so many of the things there, right? I did not yet know I was ace

[@WouldntYouLikeToKnow0-0]

Do people mean it when they say smash??? It was always something more ~~conceptual~~ to me (I’m also ace)

[@iamasalad9080]

​@@WouldntYouLikeToKnow0-0For a genuine answer: Saying "smash" is a joke a lot of the time but not always. I would smash the iron from monopoly and that's not a joke (I'm bi)

[@TrayTerra]

That immediate and in sync “EWW……pass!” with the villager 😂 that felt harsher than sand paper

[@voidspooks6372]

Would love to see how their answers changed if they were alone XD 100% influencing each other

[@EyeWasBored]

completely indecipherable, have a lovely day

[@Sebast]

This is the funniest thing 😭

[@veryvaughsome5867]

the word pass doesnt feel real anymore

[@NoenD_io]

Is this what god intended when putting the idea of adding living creatures to minecraft into notches brain?

[@a_sniffer]

#JusticeForSniffer

[@ChowdiusPupperMemusII]

That’s crazy

[@reinbew62]

No clickbait, you get what the title says

[@fergushebbert817]

Pretty difficult to do this in Minecraft where most things are either dead or animals

[@PixelSE46]

I’m asexual and whenever ppl play smash or pass around me I don’t even look I just go ‘pass pass pass pass pass pass pass’ over and over again

[@genericname2747]

I view it from a platonic lense. If I'd date them, smash

[@TheFrozenGeode]

Cookie you only said trader for the joke i hope right?.....

[@CookieBearrrr]

I said what i said

[@Kawaiitron]

Kind of too late to pass on the zombie and enderman, they’re already in Smash. …Wait, this isn’t about Smash Bros? Jokes aside, I love the simplicity of this video! No long intro explaining a concept most people are already familiar with, just getting straight (well, not straight) into it. And being aroace myself, I can confirm Warden do be looking pretty fine. :P

[@happyslime_gaming]

The slime was a good choice

[@KitKitsuneVixen]

2:59 sounded like "yyaaass!"

[@herec0mestheCh33f]

*enthusiastic Heavy noises*

[@blastlightstar]

i thought the breeze (and iron golem) smashes were jokes based on mob behavior and i was very amused by that

[@Romper3]

Passing the sheep is crazy work 😭🙏

[@genericname2747]

Huh

[@jackorton821]

Didn't know we had Welsh representation in this comment section.

[@ejisweird9295]

Love how this was recommended to me

[@jellejoustra4024]

“Pass”🗣🔥

[@SingleIsFreedom..ilyLuka]

two asexuals smash or pass fictional characters on simp list

[@j_mushroom2358]

We asexuals really are like a hive mind lol

[@tpd1864blake]

Nah you should’ve just said “pass” on every single one without hesitation otherwise this isn’t realistic

[@jackorton821]

Some asexuals may be aromantic but not asexual, some asexuals may also be interested in sexual activity but require a deep connection in order to feel sexual attraction. Finally, some asexuals may enjoy the physical act of sex whilst not feeling any emotional value attached to the act. Asexuality like most things is a spectrum, so it's plausible some asexual people might feel sexual attraction. (Also some asexuals like giving others sexual gratification without getting gratification themselves).

[@Fwenec]

I love this with a passion (fellow asexual)

[@kingofthefunnyguys]

They just like me fr

[@asierx7047]

The Blaze and Breeze are the funniest mobs in this kind of game, because the general answer comes down to "smash. but like, why" Also kinda funny that the Slime was such a resounding smash but the magma cube is left in the dust.

[@FANOFPORTAL2]

Ofc they would smash the dragon...

[@AlsoEnb]

why is so fucking funny

[@gred_and_feorge0554]

this was a fun watch. I played along too, smash on the iron golem, the piglin and the piglin brute. also maybe the warden? Pass on everything else

[@mooblybloom]

DUDE 15 SECONDS IN AND THE SILENCE IS SO LOUD

[@Cocobutter_]

LMFAOO!!!! You two are really underrated❤

[@KattyinThebasement]

Im watching this as an aroace person and this is the funniest shit😂

[@LittleOtter-tu7hx]

Hahah this so funny

[@ryttyr14]

Finally a smash or pass video for me! 💚🤍🖤🤍💜

[@butlered4350]

How are there even smashes if you’re aces? Genuinely curious

[@tygical]

same

[@jackorton821]

Some asexuals may be aromantic but not asexual, some asexuals may also be interested in sexual activity but require a deep connection in order to feel sexual attraction. Finally, some asexuals may enjoy the physical act of sex whilst not feeling any emotional value attached to the act. Asexuality like most things is a spectrum, so it's plausible some asexual people might feel sexual attraction.

[@jackorton821]

​@@tygicalSome asexuals may be aromantic but not asexual, some asexuals may also be interested in sexual activity but require a deep connection in order to feel sexual attraction. Finally, some asexuals may enjoy the physical act of sex whilst not feeling any emotional value attached to the act. Asexuality like most things is a spectrum, so it's plausible some asexual people might feel sexual attraction.

[@cats_go_meow]

I’m not sure about them, but personally I am asexual because I find people really gross. People have non-head hair and germs and dirt and smells etc. and all of that is a massive turn off. The ended dragon doesn’t have any of these things, meaning it’s fair game.

[@simonadrazdauskaite1584]

im pretty sure cookie said smash more than cody xD

[@gred_and_feorge0554]

ye, by one

[@ikindajustexist520]

the fact that this is your most popular video is hilarious

[@AlicentCrystal]

Here is an egg. It is yours now. Do what you want with it! 🥚

[@MHE202]

smash

[@EhoftheVoid]

OmNom

[@rebegg99]

I have been summoned

[@the95mr2]

I put glasses on it and cry

[@macro144p]

I suggest introducing it to r/egg_irl

[@BetterDayz55]

Me asf: 1:11

[@skittleglowx]

ace but the enderman…..

[@bestboisoupsoup]

imnotaceimnotaceimnotaceimnotacemaybeiamnoimnotacedefinitelynot splendid video, "pass"/10

[@lorekeeper685]

Blaze is hot tbf

[@Kammy_dafox]

This is funny as hell 😂😂😂

[@Z.A.N.E]

Ive never felt more validated

[@Resuroi]

i'm... not sure what I was expecting... but I don't think it was this

[@SJrad]

Bass

[@KraftKapitain]

erm what the stigma?

[@daveyxoxo]

what the skibidi

[@Xia_melon]

Hm if I played this it would be uh odd I would probably pass most of em,some however 🤭

[@EstellaHelton]

Clicked on this just because of ace rep and the ridiculous title.

[@End_Guard]

Me an asexual: mmmm yes

[@KeeleyChaos-official]

What the hell?

[@MynameisnotGraey]

What is this, Fizzbuzz?

[@DJDEADCATthelll]

I swear to god every mob I saw in this video I said pass I swear to god

[@splitsee2526]

as a hypersexual, yeah i think yall are right (except for the blaze and all illagers)

[@Pancakes101-therianchannel]

😂 😭

[@ManoEddoGames]

3:13 MY EARS

[@bananashoplifter3440]

Didn't ask/drc

[@wizardcowboy]

Then don't click, dude. Go find joy in your life rather than filling your mind with things you don't care about.

[@thematriarch-cyn]

the other guy forgot to add, +ratio

[@Figaroma]

this is the internet. people will talk about whatever they want.

[@daveyxoxo]

we do not care

[@MynameisnotGraey]

What does the Democratic Republic of the Congo have to do with your misunderstanding of how the internet works? :P