2 Guys, 3 Phoenix Games

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The most miserable night my PS2 has ever had...
My friend Cole and I recently got drunk to three of the finest releases from the thieving cunts known as Phoenix Games. We watched:
- Dinosaur Adventure ('The Land Before Time' rip-off)
- Dalmatians 3 ('101 Dalmatians' rip-off)
- Son of the Lion King ('The Lion King' rip-off)
Although it started out fun, it quickly became possibly one of the worst nights of our lives, and now here it is, for your viewing pleasure. Happy Christmas.

[@Tennings]

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[@riverwhite8418]

why did'nt you do animal soccer world?

[@riverwhite8418]

what game consoles do you have?

[@bubblecoffee7210]

*sees dinosaurs* ...So that's where that meme came from. The more you know.

[@Jason0binladen]

Yee

[@thientuongnguyen2564]

@@Jason0binladen Yee.

[@Cyber_Girl_Hibiki_Chan]

Yee

[@rushnerd]

Yee

[@normietwiceremoved]

Omg rushnerd! Your one of the people who watches tennings! All my respect to you bro.

[@rushnerd]

Hatted Sandwich We both subject ourselves to the worst games ever for the greater good, of course I watch the Bubsy master.

[@father042]

Hi New video when

[@gguioa]

I needed this

[@ivanbosnjak7682]

Hey an another Ivan here :|

[@lucasgalaxy123]

the dinosaur game is were the yee meme came from lol.

[@Keyfur91]

8:26 "We need a plan." Bloody hell, you need more than a plan. You need a freaking miracle.

[@fredherbert7920]

"We need a plan." *bursts into laughter*

[@Keyfur91]

Fred Herbert "We need a plan." I need an aspirin.

[@CarozQH]

Drinking game: Watch a Phoenix "movie" and count how many times they recycle animations!

[@thybatonma8378]

+CarozQH RIP to anyone who has done that...

[@khfan4life365]

+CarozQH No, thanks, I need to keep my liver healthy. LMAO!

[@ehsign5567]

CarozQH Even if you try it with water, you're gonna end up dead after drinking that much water...

[@lucienthefirst8649]

do you want me to loose my liver?

[@MundMoriginal]

Great avatar!

[@dragonheart81vids]

why do Dingo Pictures feel the necessity to integrate a flirty bird narrator into every rip-off they conceive?

[@Xehanort10]

They're probably into bestiality.

[@RedFlameFox]

Actually, those movies were made by Dingo Pictures, Phoenix Games just bought the license to turn them into "PS2 Movies" (which is totally pointless actually, considering the fact that PS2 can already play DVDs).

[@ScaryCatfish]

Bless your souls for enduring one of the worst forms of torture to ever exist.

[@kylekylesonofthekyleclan6210]

The only thing thing that could _possibly_ make these movies better... Beer. Lots of it.

[@victorhernandez8723]

The animated Titanic movies are easier to stomach than these eyesores posing as animation.

[@deer5319]

true

[@thepyromaniac8132]

+Deer *Pulls out musket* Shh shh, don't startle it, I have my sights on it. *Fires*

[@Morzall0055]

It looked like drinking beer helped alot with getting through this ordeal

[@deer5319]

but didn't help their livers

[@RatWorldMedia]

Morzall0055 theyre irish they dont need to worry about their livers

[@cousinfethry8928]

Some things are just made for the other.

[@Tea_Noire]

Oh my God, you two are adorable when you're drunk.

[@kbbbb7]

So there seems to be some pattern here; 1. they buy bottom-of-the-barrel Polish rip-off-of-Disney animations 2. they pay a single voice over artist to voice the entire thing in English 3. they incorporate some mediocre puzzle games created with the skill level of a first-year University Game Design Student 4. they slap it onto a disk, and make a cover that's blatantly misleading about its contents 5. they don't get sued probably because the internet didn't cover these atrocities well enough back in the day, so Disney didn't find them. 6. a better question though is why SCEE was willing to allow this blatant copyright breaching garbage through and why Disney doesn't just sue them instead. 7. SCEE is garbage too.

[@SkigBiggler]

kbbbb7 they aren’t officially licensed. The covers are fakes

[@Falaxuper]

Polish? All the animations had German words in them...

[@Channeleven2345789]

I have a theory. Disney didn't pursue legal action because these games are not competing with Disney, and there is the matter of whether or not the movies go by the initial fairy tales or whatever.

[@Potatosaremyfriends1]

Hence, yee was born.

[@TimGaukerToons]

I keep wondering what the "Phoenix Jester" is, he looks like a cross between a Spyro and a Rayman character reject.

[@Climinator-op6kh]

Tennings & Cole I feel for you two man! I've sat through some of these 'films' just out of curiosity and all I can say is how could some people be evil enough to allow these horrors to happen? 😔

[@jaide1312]

1:54 Is that the dinosaur from "yee"? Did yee origin from this? Or did they just steal it?

[@jaide1312]

+Troll4ever31 ._. Holy shit this actually is where "yee" came from. Wat. That makes these movies automatically 28293992938x better, which still means they are shit.

[@blackyoshi1230]

+Gamerman Oscar I actually watched the whole thing (the English version, Phelous also took a jab at it), the Yee meme came from the Italian version.

[@TheIronDragonBrigade]

You should make an uncut, side-by-side version of this so we can all equally feel your pain. I'd watch it.

[@PogieJoe]

Your misery was not in vain. I enjoyed every second.

[@JoshuaBloke]

I had to pause the video after "doen't she?" Haha! 4:50

[@victorhernandez8723]

Didn't the developers bother to spell check the back of the boxes?

[@robertwoods3871]

Victor Hernandez Nope!

[@lonegalaxy9158]

Oh my gooooood that's where the "Yee" meme came from? So that's oficially the only good thing Phoenix has done.

[@mechadan9324]

This is one of the greatest Christmas gifts you could ever give the internet! Thank you, Tennings! Merry Christmas!

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

Holy shit you must have a stomach of iron. After 20 minutes of Animal Soccer World, I had to stop because I thought I was literally going to throw up. Everything about it is nauseating.

[@blackyoshi1230]

The announcer of Animal Soccer World was so shitty, it made ESPN's Chris Berman sound like John Madden.

[@TheRoflcer]

rabid rabbitshuggers To be fair, I think Animal Soccer World is considered the worst of Dingo Pictures films.

[@gl1tchygreml1n]

rabid rabbitshuggers I can't hear a word they're saying in Animal Soccer World. The voice actor (as far as I can tell, they're only using one voice actor) is just mumbling under his breath the entire time, and the background music is louder than what he's saying. If you're going to animate something, AT LEAST make the dialogue sound like it isn't recorded in an elevator on a flip phone with your hand over your mouth! Who am I kidding, if I talked about everything wrong with the movies in those games, I'd be talking for several times longer than the cruddy excuse for an animation lasts!

[@phantomvulpe791]

Kawaii☆Italia thankfully we won't be seeing any of their games in the future since they cancelled their games for current gen.

[@gl1tchygreml1n]

Dante Vera Phew! That's a HUGE relief!

[@OLDCHANNELDONOTUSE]

Next one lads: Animal Soccer World. Do it.

[@alvinchimp1392]

No we need the toy story one XD

[@victorhernandez8723]

No! Don't do it!

[@andrewcampbell1937]

Lick and stick made me laugh

[@superlombax1561]

andrewcampbell1937 Lick "You forgot stick."

[@gracekim25]

A legendary pair watches three movies back to back for our enjoyment. I hope you’re still sane😅 Saw in 2020….

[@RolePlayingGarchomp445]

1 Person Worked At Phoenix Games.

[@nostalgia_junkie]

Yee.

[@krafteass]

A new Tennings video, it's a Christmas miracle.

[@ILoveWomen]

Oh god, I had some of these shitty movies on DVD as a kid. never really enjoyed them (for obvious reasons)

[@invaderzim1842]

They are games

[@ILoveWomen]

Turki Alamri lol what? They are movies with mini games...

[@invaderzim1842]

+SUPERTRIP™ but there are DVDs without mini games

[@ILoveWomen]

Turki Alamri what are you on about? The PS2 Pheonix Games Disks are Movies with Minigames. The DVDs are just the movies...

[@invaderzim1842]

+SUPERTRIP™ that's what a mean do you play the game or watch the DVDs

[@Xehanort10]

Phoenix Games were like the Asylum of game developers. Passing ripoffs of already existing films off as their own work.

[@victorhernandez8723]

When were these movie cut-scenes made? The 1960's? Because they don't look like they were made this century. And I thought Clutch Cargo had bad animation.

[@Iuriify]

Believe it or not, this was made around 2003 or 2005, if I am not mistaken.

[@manfromnantucket9544]

Victor Hernandez Clutch Cargo had animation? Nice DP btw

[@TheGaluMoD]

I lost it at "You can't go into that cave. It goes straight down!"

[@natalienussbaum2773]

For me it was the epic "fights" between ripoff Adult Simba and Black Panther that made me start laughing uncontrollably

[@retron99]

Oh my God! Tennings actually uploaded a video?! It's a Christmas miracle!

[@jamesd4223]

The “paint me like one of your French girls” bird has to be my favorite Dingo pictures/Phoenix game’s character. Every time it pops up in yet another suggestive pose in their cartoons it kills me.

[@hotman718]

Count yourself lucky that you did not see Animal Soccer World. It's the worst one of all of them.

[@CandiedStars]

+hotman718 You've not seen the Aristocats ripoff... that one's a strong competitor for the worst!

[@CarozQH]

+hotman718 I own their Aladdin ripoff, and that one is even worse!

[@ILoveWomen]

+hotman718 check his new video

[@mikeinthehouse123]

+hotman718 You tried to warn him.... You failed

[@danielcorrales9649]

+hotman718 they already did it and it was hilarious

[@allenpatton2919]

*GOD THE ANIMATION IS JUST SO AMAZING. I CAN BARELY HANDLE IT.* We mere mortals are not meant to witness such great stunning animation skills like this.

[@Laxhoop]

I like how he pronounces it "pee-dophile." I honestly do. It makes it sound even worse, which people who earn the title deserve. Well, actually, pieces of sh*t would probably be better fitting.

[@thespudbud2351]

I laughed when you guys got to Dalmations 3 because I watched Caddy review it. XD I'm subscribing!

[@averydrake2572]

Here come the two bad fathers! And Cole calling that alligator a bird killed me 😂

[@danielkittendorf8919]

Best part is Cole just standing up and leaving cause he is so 'done' 🤣

[@namebp]

I know you guys weren't just drunk on beer.... I know I'm right.

[@lesincompetents9461]

199 f words of all Tennings videos up to this one (I think). Oh, so close!

[@cockshield]

YES!! My presents are going to be wank tomorrow, so a new Tennings vid is probably gonna be my best Christmas present of the year!

[@jacobspellman65]

I've seen better animation and voice acting on Flipnote Studio, and those animations are made by ordinary people and only use two colors at a time.

[@fuegosonic93]

I still use it...I love it....I feel a more professional animator than this pieces of shit.

[@jacobspellman65]

fuegosonic93 My sister uses it too and she's freaking amazing at it, I miss hatena ;_;

[@antenna_prolly]

"He wants to find the treasure of Black Panther" Vibranium?

[@Xehanort10]

15:06 The best line in this.

[@JaggedBird]

“Watch back to back, three movies made by Phoenix Games.” YE ABSOLUTE MAD MEN!!!

[@Shagger]

Another great video. I understand you suffer for your art, and this proved it. We love you Tennings

[@BazTheStoryteller]

"Are you dead?" Cool Runnings much?

[@Hazard1007]

Dammit, they missed out on the best line. "The diamonds MAH GOD!"

[@sherifelsharkawyful]

Huzzah! Thee have returned, thy channel shalt prevail once more.

[@ThePandaAgenda]

"Who grafittis a fence saying 'We Like Chicken'?!" ... is it racist that I thought "black people"?

[@MisfitOutfit]

Three years late. Yes.

[@SirGale]

yes

[@Deadsea_1993]

Hilarious, if I'd have to rewatch any of them, I'd choose the dinosaur one because it was the funniest one.

[@woolfieMcP]

Metal Gear Tetris sounds like a very Kojima-esque game honestly

[@matthewbraith0411]

Ah Phoenix Games... my old enemies.

[@arte0021]

They are actually by Dingo Pictures. Phoenix Games just put them on the Playstation

[@victorhernandez8723]

Why are you guys torturing your PlayStation 2 with this trash? What did it ever do to you?

[@ClayClaymore]

Victor Hernandez It's a video game console. Who cares?

[@victorhernandez8723]

Clay Claymore I'm just making a little joke. I know it's just a game console.

[@thealiencommunicator]

+Clay Claymore sarcasm. it's magical.

[@deer5319]

+Clay Claymore video game consoles have feelings too

[@blackyoshi1230]

+Deer I remember reading from the Dalmatians 3 Review Caddi did, the discs would overheat such that they would not work again or BURN their PS2s entirely. By burn, I would mean brick.

[@tiffaelesis2829]

In commemoration of the video I watched it all, in the "paint me as one of your french girls" pose

[@Deathstar127]

Shame that you don't have shown the dramatic escape Scene from Dalmatians 3 :D. Honestly, I'm German and I'm more sorry for this than the ww2 xO Oh, and "Tierheim" is the german word for Animal Shelter.

[@chaliceohearts4658]

Wow these two are losing their minds. By the way all of these were only distributed by Phoenix games. These "cartoons" were made by s German company called Dingo Pictures.

[@Radman1889]

The origins of YEE. I am at peace now...

[@HarpsiFizz]

Bless you for doing this for our entertainment... you brave, brave men...

[@twoshort509]

I use to see those games at Ross and tj max as a kid ... I’m glad I never bought one 💀🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Xehanort10]

2:15 That bird's in every Phoenix game.

[@antenna_prolly]

Is he the Phoenix

[@unitedtillidie1799]

My hat goes off to you n Cole. These atrocities should have brain damage warnings on the boxes. Since watching this video i had to 1st replace my under cracks as I pissed myself laughing so much and 2nd try n find these on Ebay and invite the lads round for a serious piss up. Wen we are all pie eyed. Al boot up my ps2 and put 1 of these on, just for the reaction. Al have the cyanide on standby ha ha. You deserve more subs mate your vids are funny as fuck

[@fuegosonic93]

Even with they laughing, I had to pause the video ofte...the cringe is so fucking hard....

[@tomjackson1370]

***** where did you get those games? I like to donate those to the Angry Videogame Nerd!

[@GreebleClown]

I happen to LOVE these videos by Dingo Productions. Man, you missed watching the ones with the sociopathic raccoon!

[@GreebleClown]

ah, sorry

[@Guilmon470]

XD Next stop... Animal Soccer World? XD Come on, there are swans... Ducks?... Geese?... In a motorcycle punk gang with nipple spikes on their leather outfits.

[@victorhernandez8723]

Can you believe the typos and misspellings on that back of the boxes for those games? Doesn't anyone do any spell checking anymore?

[@blackyoshi1230]

They were so cheap, they couldn't afford a spell checker.

[@fredherbert7920]

Doen't*

[@Heckandback]

I am dissapointed you guys didn't show your reaction to the dinosaur that yelled YEE!!!

[@zydian_]

the vegina nose was where i lost it, it only got better from there

[@natalienussbaum2773]

My friend and I made it through their Aladdin ripoff Alladin. It was one of the worst things I have ever seen and I have watched Foodfight. It was dubbed by a disinterested Dutch man and his bored kid, and at no point was there an attempt to make the words match the lip flaps. If you think the normal Dingo "voice actors" are bad, check out the East West dubs of these "films."

[@frank627full4]

"Thet Besterd"

[@thenumberquelve158]

The contents of a liver sausage will always be a mystery.

[@bigbangbot-SuperSqank]

I remember "playing" Dinosaur Adventure a long time ago.

[@Hazmatchris13]

So what's the next item on the menu? ....Cyanide........

[@KotyoK1]

This should've been a Try Not To Laugh for sure haha

[@peterkaboomitrain242]

3:35 YEEEEEEEEEEE

[@kingdolani]

Perhaps the sweet release of Death is the greatest gift of all.

[@deer5319]

yep

[@josephrabaja5243]

These two are probably not drunk enough to nullify everything they saw.

[@chriswelcome8102]

I know you're alive. Please do something for Christmas. It lines up with your inactivity and will mean everything to me :-)

[@khfan4life365]

Say what you want about Land Before Time but at least they used dinosaurs that actually existed. The dinosaurs from Phoenix Games look like they were a result from a big drug trip.

[@WhinyB]

Were those dogs working in a sweatshop?

[@mariosonicfan2010]

4:15 tennings.exe has stopped responding

[@LuminalSpoon]

Happy 5th birthday to this video

[@Snev]

That dark corner line catches me off guard each time. What the fuck was that about?

[@TheRoflcer]

In context, Cree the small pterodactyl got the main character injured, as soon as the father appeared, the spiked dinosaur dobbed him in. Still makes sense, just letting you know.

[@CendrillonSims]

6:02 WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

[@ronaldenombao12]

AVGN, if he reviewed these abominations, would destroy these into oblivion.

[@Spoonfoon]

I was literally wearing the same zelda hoody when I watched this. Does this mean I can be in the next one? I can supply my own hoody!

[@Hopium500]

the fact you only have 9000 something subscribers is blasphemy , you should be in the millions.

[@hfric]

Get drunk play crap games BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER

[@rabidpanda6352]

are there fans of this franchise out there, like on this planet I'm sure there are at least two people who have posters on their walls of these games.

[@eddiedingle767]

Excuse me, everyone knows the crocodile's name is Dundee. Yeah, get it? And people say the Krauts don't have a sense of humor

[@lukask5913]

Can someone explain why his last video is like 9 months old?

[@HunterBidensHandgun]

Hopefully you got drunk enough to forget about it all

[@ronandoyle1042]

All 23 employees and employers disliked this video at least they put more effort into that then these self claimed movies

[@CrashExhibition]

Saw "Kip is goed" graffiti in Amsterdam recently. "Chicken is good".

[@phatpandy8389]

Come back the world needs you now more than ever