You wanted Animal Soccer World and Dalmatians 3? DXFan619 is going to give them to you! These games are some of the absolute worst I've ever played. Thank you...(should I be saying this?) for opening my eyes to them!
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@suzuya08 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for the kids who got this fucking shit for christmas. rip
@uktthe_king_fish57698 жыл бұрын
Dayum, I feel ya man, I'm grateful I played games like pac man world and sonic heroes as a kid. (In fact I knew nothing about Phoenix)
@Jason0binladen8 жыл бұрын
Meh too
@the13thfreakishere8 жыл бұрын
Actually, I got dalmations 2 for christmas when I was a kid. After playing it for some time and sleeping through most of the cutscene, I've decided to send it back to where it belong, my garbage can that is. It's terrible even with my standard back then
@Jose-kb6nc8 жыл бұрын
This is the new device to torture children, even if you say it's a game for kids, the main target is to torture children.
@MrStickman19977 жыл бұрын
Luckily, I only ever got one thing from Phoenix Games, and it wasn't for Christmas...
@kikurosai8 жыл бұрын
From what I've looked up, and I may be extremely late for this, apparently Phoenix Games suddenly declared bankruptcy in 2009.
@ArtsyPuppy8 жыл бұрын
Good
@uktthe_king_fish57698 жыл бұрын
I looked up that they had 26 games. 26 GAMES! Thank the Lord they lost the money. If your gonna make a game that takes 3 or 5 months, at least make a (as I like to call it) a quick play game fun for the family!
@Dobcool8 жыл бұрын
+harry fisher that's how many they developed they published MANY more
@khfan4life3658 жыл бұрын
No shit. They suck.
@kikurosai8 жыл бұрын
khfan4life365 They do, and I'm glad they're gone.
@davie01239 жыл бұрын
The people of Phoenix Games need to go to jail for ruining childhoods and for charging money for this garbage.
@dyea_b_tis53199 жыл бұрын
Con artists
@DatArabMan6 жыл бұрын
To be honest I've never played a bad game Oney good ones. In lucy
@afrog26665 жыл бұрын
@Johusep Lopez If someone is uninformed and dumb enough to actually buy shit like this, they deserve it.
@sytherwusky2 жыл бұрын
I might be late to this but even I wonder if this studio is actually a front for money laundering
@jaygooese42422 жыл бұрын
Pretty awful aren't they?
@Madmaxgaming1303 жыл бұрын
“Whereas Phoenix games need a mere 3-5 months.” That shouldn’t be a selling point at all
@darkmasterNes9 жыл бұрын
since i talk spanish im gonna translate the part in 11:50 in the cover it says: "animal soccer world" includs: animated movie, puzzle, color the book, memory game. in the back of the game says: all its prepared for the biggest event of the year, the futboll game that everybody expected its going to beggin the fc wild dogs its going to play against the sv lion rock, the trainers of both teams still think in the positions of the players, today is the big day, the game its going to start, let the better team win. thats the best translation i can do of this shity game cover...
@uktthe_king_fish57699 жыл бұрын
I hoped it was a kids football game. But it was another shitty interactive type of game.
@darkmasterNes9 жыл бұрын
harry fisher this game is made by satan, still glad someone readed my translation n.n
@Jose-kb6nc8 жыл бұрын
Anusmal Sucker Balls That is now the name of the Title Que Mierda...
@404User-Not-Found7 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Spanish human!
@donnatalamo7487 жыл бұрын
Thamks
@markostamenkovic83508 жыл бұрын
A minute of silence, for my poor brain cells that died during the viewing of those cutscenes.
@RCT3Crashes10010 жыл бұрын
Turns out that Dingo didn't always give permission for their stuff to be used. Although they still make stuff, they mostly focus on corporate advertising now, probably because of Phoenix's behaviour. Interestingly enough, most of the titles that the 'games' (read: Shoddy Animations) were given completely different titles by Phoenix, probably so they could avoid copyright with Dingo. EDIT: Had Phoenix never gotten involved, Dingo certainly wouldn't have gained the infamy it now has. Looking at its website, it seems to really be a small company who stopped making anything significant years ago. EDIT: Also, Phoenix wasn't British originally, it was Dutch. It just so happens that most of their 'games' didn't sell well outside of Mainland Europe, and so they moved production of the discs to the UK instead.
@Voltorb19939 жыл бұрын
7:46 OK, I am not a soccer expert, but I am pretty sure you can't do that in the soccer.
@SlySinatraa6 жыл бұрын
Voltorb1993 you mean football? (I'm a proud Brit)
@augustkravtsov5 жыл бұрын
You can't do this in football, but this game is about soccer, which seems to be a hybrid between basketball and handball.
@littleman75145 жыл бұрын
Mr Blonde [Houston] no
@washyourmouthoutwithpope13344 жыл бұрын
should be called "animal gaelic football world"
@Xeldril9 жыл бұрын
I'm from Germany and I feel the urge to apologize for this game :D
@gantzisballs9 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, I don't think anyone will force "collective guilt" on the Germans for the making of these games.
@EverySixt9 жыл бұрын
gantzisballs Yeah, we're all still in collective guilt for the holocaust and stuff. I don't think this game will make the situation worse.
@gantzisballs9 жыл бұрын
Yes, that would be the joke.
@NotsoseriousNick9 жыл бұрын
Danke schön. We feel sorry for you.
@GeneralGorillaSonicOC9 жыл бұрын
Not your fault
@mintstar37033 жыл бұрын
Apparently, these discs only used just under a tenth of the total capacity of a PS2 disc and the discs themselves were so weak they could get warped and broken easily. This along with the obvious mockbuster undertone should technically qualify these games not just as shovelware but as bootlegs. How did Sony license these disasters? Were the executives held at gunpoint or something?
@TurboPro9952 Жыл бұрын
They were probably gonna make a quick buck. You suprised? Also they used the cd format which was sort of popular for ps2 games.
@gilfredyacevedo81295 жыл бұрын
You got love when their first-person shooter is literally called “SHOOT” how redundant can’t wait for a platformer called “JUMP” and also a fighter game called “FIGHT”
@neturalumbrella66884 жыл бұрын
And i can't wait for a visual novel titled *READ*
@Spongyboi8972 жыл бұрын
And a movie called "MOVIE"
@opalyasu7159 Жыл бұрын
i can't wait for the next fire emblem game... *GRID*
@TheHardcoreGamer124 күн бұрын
It’s actually a collection of games…..not that it’s any better lol
@katsu8909 жыл бұрын
So the animation wasn't even done by Phoenix and was done by a piss poor German company? Jesus guys!
@otakumarcus4 жыл бұрын
Ultimate Kars Dingo Pictures
@liquidchris52154 жыл бұрын
fuck it being done in germany it looks like it was done in some shitty eastern european country, hand drawn in the back of a wrecked lada being pulled by a horse
@thefuture45274 жыл бұрын
Daddy Kars I think he already knew that
@americaonline38353 жыл бұрын
one little thing i have to say: the "yee" meme is from italian version of "Dinosaur Adventure" by "Dingo Pictures" and "Pheonix Games" bought licences to use those movies by "Dingo Pictures" and that's why you see them
@DatBastardOni9 жыл бұрын
I actually started laughing nervously during that loading screen, after seeing the MB total. I was terrified of what I was going to see after it loaded, if it was having that much trouble.
@gl1tchygreml1n9 жыл бұрын
***** I was expecting a jumpscare after the "Wait for it..."
@k.morris2317 жыл бұрын
My mom gave me a video game from phoenix games for christmas in 2011. what should I do, I still have it.... Burn it?
@NeoPsychosis-zg2ki7 жыл бұрын
The commenter Try to find the nearest waste recycling center.
@alvindaakbar97887 жыл бұрын
The commenter Destroy it by using the Kamehameha move!!!
@k.morris2317 жыл бұрын
Now I got an used ps2 with 5(!) Phoenix games. I guess I should burn them
@YonatanR17 жыл бұрын
Watch the videos and hope to make a meme as successful as YEE
@whensomethingcriesagain7 жыл бұрын
Take a shotgun and blow holes in it
@mattd52409 жыл бұрын
These games are pure insanity.
@jozseflevai32825 жыл бұрын
That makes two thousand of us.
@PresidentialAI969 жыл бұрын
Has there been any lawsuits from Disney?
@BenM649 жыл бұрын
Mokibo I doubt it. Phoenix Games keeps too low a profile. If Disney could, I'm sure they would've sued them.
@PresidentialAI969 жыл бұрын
Or it would be a waste of time on Disney's end.
@BenM649 жыл бұрын
But apparently, Phoenix Games went defunct a few years ago. (For good reason, too.)
@The_Husband_of_Jane_Lane8 жыл бұрын
+The Eagle Not just Disney, Don Bluth should slaughter Dingo Pictures too, because Dingo Pictures did some horrible cartoons that are mockbusters of a few Bluth films.
@jamesgriffin79627 жыл бұрын
The Eagle I'd laugh if Mickey Mouse went to Phoenix games with a gun I'd so watch that film
@39Lords10 жыл бұрын
I think in German Class we watched a movie from Dingo Pictures - It was awful and I fell asleep.
@MrStickman19979 жыл бұрын
Are you from Germany? Because from what I gathered from these comments, Dingo Pictures is used a lot in Germany, I went to their site too and nearly got radiation poisoning from looking at it, how it's used for advertising and whatnot... )x
@evilbunnyqueen5176 жыл бұрын
Please tell me it wasn't Wabuu
@averagebritishguy70825 жыл бұрын
We mostly watched German dubs of preexisting films. There was this one film I presume was originally made in German about an autistic boy who becomes friends with a horse, but that's about it.
@Juror10829 жыл бұрын
Actually, Dingo Pictures also animated short films for German clothing shops and they were played in a child corner. The animations were pretty much as shitty, but I knew that I recognise them from somewhere. Lovely video btw, as always
@egon37054 жыл бұрын
Allow me to educate you on the Phoenix Games assembly line. Step 1: Horrible movie is produced by Dingo Pictures. Step 2: It is dubbed to Engrish and given to East-West Video. Step 3: East-West releases it on DVD. Step 4: A company called the Code Monkeys buys the DVD, rips the video, and takes a couple screenshots to put in their coloring page/slide puzzle minigame templates. Step 5: The "game" finishes "development" and it is sent to Phoenix Games. Step 6: They sell it to parents who can't tell the difference between 101 Dalmations and Dalmations 2.
@Zenssei8 жыл бұрын
Im crying because i had animals soccer world and dino adventure on ps2 when i was a kid
@k.morris2317 жыл бұрын
Sensei Shedletsky And I have Downhill Slalom on ps2. also made by phoenix games.... help me
@OtachiKaiju68 Жыл бұрын
Here’s a hint Throw them into the incinerator
@DXFromYT9 жыл бұрын
Go for it, I don't mind.
@HexPLAYSPlus9 жыл бұрын
DMCA Takedown incoming
@tr4il989 жыл бұрын
DXFan619 hey
@mayrage-qr9kb9 жыл бұрын
DXFan619 Klonoa.
@ghb3239 жыл бұрын
GHB wow, pheonix games are games you get bored really fast, like I mean games like new super Mario bros, had mini games and more content in that. Pheonix game should've game called "pheonix minigames and animation", even Zelda cdi is better than this. 1 second ago•0
@Enememe9 жыл бұрын
Anonymous11243 You old dictator >:V D:
@khfan4life3658 жыл бұрын
So I'm almost 22 and I don't drink. I find it a nasty habit. However, these "games" make me want to raid my dad's liquor cabinet and find the most potent drink available. FFS!
@joshhurley42125 жыл бұрын
these games make getting drunk look like helping the homeless ... oh wait getting drunk IS helping the homeless 🤣🤣🤣
@sudsy34389 жыл бұрын
Honestly, London Cab Challenge makes Sonic '06 look like GOTY 2006. A GAME SHOULD NOT DO THAT!
@uktthe_king_fish57699 жыл бұрын
No.no. There's a worst game than sonic 2006 (I actually like 2006, IMMA eat my popcorn in a minute) sonic boom rise of lyric.
@Musicradio77Network4 жыл бұрын
Yep! "London Cab Challenge" is even worse than "Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing".
@xulnad2 жыл бұрын
@@Musicradio77Network Its stupid because when Sonic Adventure came out they used REAL pictures as textures and it worked perfectly for a game of that time...... It would of not taken any effort for LCC to do the same thing
@The_Husband_of_Jane_Lane9 жыл бұрын
This is the most funniest review I've seen. You did a great job ripping those mockbusters from Dingo Pictures apart. Not to mention you also tore Phoenix Games a new one (no wonder they were never released in the U.S.). Not to mention I love the part that you said about the cast of characters from "Animal Soccer World", which made me laugh.
@faidou99548 жыл бұрын
The saddest part abut this, is that ann indie developer team (that sometimes involves only one person) does a 10x better job than these people by today's standards. Look at games like Undertale made by Toby Fox. Fez by Phil Fish (as much e hate him) was made by one person.
@Jose-kb6nc8 жыл бұрын
One Person MAKING a Indie Game=Greenlight to Steam=Makes a Big Fanbase.
@faidou99548 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@evanthomas83138 жыл бұрын
*cough cough* MDickie *cough cough*
@angeldustthepornstar36794 жыл бұрын
Konami: We'll fire kojiima and make pachinko machines and slots for casinos. EA: We'll make shitty sports games with mcrotransactions, and assimilate and kill off game companies. Pheonix games: ASSET FLIPPING
@battles_varied_animator9 жыл бұрын
I honestly jumped when he showed that image from Dinosaur adventure! WHAT THE F(yay)CK IS THAT?!
@battles_varied_animator9 жыл бұрын
no. i know the refference. Dynasty Warrior's HORRIBLY HILLARIOUS english dub. XD
+Claudio Teixeira He's Oro, the teacher of that green dinosaur with a red puppy dog nose. The way they design Oro like this, that'll give kids nightmares, due to having a horrendously deformed face like that.
@admech5907 жыл бұрын
HOLY JESUS, WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
@ghostflxwer8 жыл бұрын
DX I found a KZbinr who hates Phoenix games as much as you. his name is Tennings. also, you should review Daemon Summoner
@SB407_MUGEN8 жыл бұрын
What about Caddicarus?
@ghostflxwer8 жыл бұрын
Pokemaster2016 I watch him too
@Sylphella7 жыл бұрын
What about Phelan Porteous?
@benmayers63107 жыл бұрын
I found a guy called Smiggiles who has done a few videos on phoenix games
@ghostflxwer Жыл бұрын
why did I post this
@Akendolfr10 жыл бұрын
These games are like I'm receiving experimental therapy for psychological conditions caused by these games.
@AmishParadise278 жыл бұрын
You don't consider "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" a video game, and yet you consider Phoenix Games' things as video games? I don't consider any Phoenix Games/Dingo Pictures "thing" a video game. It isn't interactive enough either. It's just a disk of a movie with games on it. It's like saying that a DVD with games on it is classified as a video game.
@DXFromYT8 жыл бұрын
Yes. I find the interactivity of Phoenix Games garbage (aside from their actual games like London Cab Challenge, and w/e the fuck that game with the white vans is) strong enough to warrant them being called video games. I used to have a rule where if "it" could be played on a DVD player, I wouldn't consider it an actual video game. Then I realized you can play virtually every visual novel ever created on a DVD player and abandoned that ideology. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is more of an interactive film to me and therefore doesn't fit my definition of what a game is or should be.
@AmishParadise278 жыл бұрын
DXFan619 I still don't consider them games, just movies with games on the disks.
@DXFromYT8 жыл бұрын
***** Honestly can't argue against that.
@arthurk1888 жыл бұрын
They've not video games. They are abominations of the worst kind.
@XGunnerX10 жыл бұрын
"3-5 months to make a quality game up to standards" LOL. Action 52 had about 3 months to its development time as well. It's clearly a quantity over quality business model.
@JFDSmit-rm6tw4 жыл бұрын
A UK developer, named after a Greek mythological creature, works with a German company named after an Australian wild dog? These guys are all over the place!
@linnaheeve36689 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that mis-read the title as "Phoenix Wright." I seriously go pissed until he said "Phoenix Games." -facepalm-
@DXFromYT9 жыл бұрын
Linnah Eeve Haha, don't worry. I'd get pissed too, I'm a huge Phoenix Wright fan.
@linnaheeve36689 жыл бұрын
Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney has become my life now
@llkingkongll9 жыл бұрын
I thought that too
@thenoobksa1239 жыл бұрын
Haha, same! My KZbinr username and profile pic is one of the characters from Phoenix Wright. I was kind of shocked but I wanted to see his reasons why and then I re-read the title and completely flipped out.
@Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear9 жыл бұрын
Same, I got so pissed until I read it.
@matthays7169 жыл бұрын
This company makes LJN look brilliant
@masterseal04183 жыл бұрын
Or my archenemy, Data Design Interactive.
@Xiristatos10 жыл бұрын
Holy fucking shit... those Animal Soccer World cutscenes... I never laughed so fucking hard in my entire life, in fact I have a hard time writing this comment right here because of it! Oh, by the way, "Polizei" is actually a German word, which translates to, well, "Police"
@DXFromYT10 жыл бұрын
Same, I was laughing my ass off when I made this! And yeah, I knew about Polizei.
@pizzasoda667410 жыл бұрын
DXFan619 Do you know how animal soccer world was made? It's pretty impossible to make something terrible as that
@carltontheduke25717 жыл бұрын
DXFan619 Just be glad they went bankrupt.
@khfan4life3656 жыл бұрын
Xiristatos I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry. It was that bad.
@masterseal04183 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the origin story of the squealing nurse goose. "Uh ee uh ee uh ee uh ee uh ee uh ee!"
@Kazuhira644 жыл бұрын
3:53 That "What The Fuck" sounded so confused and dissapointed at the same time
@stephendavis43303 жыл бұрын
4:38 so that’s where that meme came from
@MidnightSt4 жыл бұрын
Stuff like this is an amazing antidote to my impostor syndrome, thank you very much.
@officialtk533 жыл бұрын
6:41 wHAT
@theluckiesteh90584 жыл бұрын
A British game company with the name of a creature from Greek mythology that contracts a German animation company with an Austrailian name that has games that like they were animated by sleep-deprived Filipino workers on speed in a Korean sweatshop.
@The_Jack_Doe9 жыл бұрын
Lion King on Acid holy shit......
@Anijah20017 жыл бұрын
Jack Doe more like Lion King on crack
@oliviadavis35188 жыл бұрын
7:46-7:52 Is he DRIBBLING the soccer ball?
@dbzfan308 жыл бұрын
I just noticed that!
@gl1tchygreml1n9 жыл бұрын
Way to go, Phoenix. YAAAAYYYY. Your games are some of the best I've ever seen. Amazing cutscenes. Great controls. I especially love the lack of music and the sound effects. (You can almost smell the sarcasm, can't you? XD)
@Cubester649 жыл бұрын
I am suffocating on the pure amount of sarcasm.
@Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear9 жыл бұрын
Never knew Italy was sarcastic. Huh.
@gl1tchygreml1n9 жыл бұрын
Hodan Osman I can be if I feel like it. XD
@uktthe_king_fish57699 жыл бұрын
You call that sarcasm? PH0ENIX IS DU BUST CUMPENY DAT MEKE GR8 GEMES 8/8 How's THAT for sarcasm so?
@gl1tchygreml1n9 жыл бұрын
J1984 (Julian.1984) True, true...and Phoenix is also a great example of what NOT to do for anyone who wants to make games.
@TheReichboy9 жыл бұрын
lol, have you notice the same piece of music loops in animal soccer world and even when other music plays it stays in the background and never EVER stops?
@Inxentas4 жыл бұрын
I did a double take on that song at 7:30. That language... is Dutch. It literally translates to "Here we are with all of us, having a good time, we're going to play a bit of ball, it's going to be a good match". From this point the accent and intonation of the voice actor clicked with me: that accent is 100% Dutch. And terrible.
@nicolasrios71986 жыл бұрын
DRAG QUEEN GANG MEMBER DUCKS are now a meme. Thats what this game left behind for me. Also the "dinosaur head"
@armyshope3 жыл бұрын
The ducks are a meme too 😂
@MichaelOKeefe20094 жыл бұрын
All but two of the really REALLY shitty game companies are still up and running today, Kemco and Accolade. Kemco today currently publishes JRPG games while Accolade only exist as an in-name brand that was acquired by a Hong Kong based company.
@TheNamelessScholarOfficial2 жыл бұрын
Although I do like his new Style, Old DX is always good to come back to.
@ektoplazm678910 жыл бұрын
Dude you need to be hired by gamespot or IGN or TGN for honest game reviews. You are fucking hilarious.
@loliH97 жыл бұрын
4:08 Is-i… Is that a fucking Kiki's Delivery Service ripoff?
@PutrickStir9 жыл бұрын
The ONE guy that made five nights at Freddie's one and two did a better job than Phoenix games did with all their games
@fredrichfernando67989 жыл бұрын
The people who made Maymay Run did a better job than Phoenix "Games".
@MrStickman19979 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry to say it, but I still don't like Five Nights At Freddy's, it's gameplay is extremely shallow... -.- It's still better than these games though, obviously...
@ThaTruFily5 жыл бұрын
He even did a great job in the voice acting department haha. Very fun and terrifying games. These Phoenix games are just scams.
@katsu8904 жыл бұрын
Five Nights At Freddy's is a very simplistic game but that had thought put into it, Phoenix Games just made turds of no value gameplay to speak of with terrible outsourced animation that look like shit
@Mr.Eminem3 жыл бұрын
Phoenix games reserved themselves a special place in hell
@viciboysmit9 жыл бұрын
The voice actor of animal soccer is probably dutch, because the song they sing before the match is in dutch. It goes like: "we're here everyone, it's gone be great. Let's play some football, it'll be a great match
@cold_warrior4 жыл бұрын
That animation is fucking hilarious, i bursted out laughing when i saw that 3-frame running
@brietta20007 жыл бұрын
The voice acting at the end!😂😂
@poozza29 жыл бұрын
It's so funny how almost all the minor characters are from other "games" they made (Wabuu the Raccoon, Dalmations, etc.
@mdazwndi57173 жыл бұрын
Mufasa clone: what's going on.... who do we have here? lmao this is so funny
@jacobxiaolong91047 жыл бұрын
Phoenix Games was the Digital Homicide of the Late PS1-Early PS2 Era.
@MicroNarwhal9 жыл бұрын
4:38 I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe XD what the fuck is that!?!?!
@lazoali95556 жыл бұрын
Yee.
@GemGames310 жыл бұрын
I can't believe these games exist...how they haven't been sued for ripping off characters from Disney movies and The Land Before Time is beyond me, btw great review! :)
@Canto214310 жыл бұрын
I think anyone could do better voice acting for this game.
@SammyRenard9 жыл бұрын
It's like I discovered an entirely unknown kind of nightmare. I should've never watched this video. *shivers*
@Nell_Dawson7 жыл бұрын
4:37 "Yee."
@AndersLindroth9 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that Dingo Pictures didn't make the mentioned Mulan movie. I've watched a review of that movie, and it's animation (even though it is terrible) is far too good for a Dingo Pictures movie. Also, they regularly recycle characters, music and backgrounds in all their films, but I couldn't recognize anything in the Mulan movie from any of Dingo Pictures' "works".
@shiroranmori500910 жыл бұрын
Animal Soccer World hurts my entire soul just like ride to hell games because of the voice acting is a son of the worst i've ever encountered in my whole life even generations of gaming
@1vite9 жыл бұрын
I have the same problem as you.
@shiroranmori50099 жыл бұрын
yeah true
@1vite9 жыл бұрын
Super Genji They are not the biggest abominations the biggest will be these racing games like CrazyBus, Desert Bus or Big Rigs and makes me sad whenever I think of them. They ruined the game industry as possibly as they can and even I can do better, seriously.
@shiroranmori50099 жыл бұрын
yup no doubt about it, that day, lots of unfinished game also worst dating simulators like plumbers dont wear ties, that one i can remember how bad that game was
@silenceenigma5879 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Ride To Hell, did the other two games even come out? (Let alone get to the development stage)
@iamtheslumlordmusic67679 жыл бұрын
I absolutely lost my shit at the "Mufasa" cutscene. You're the greatest reviewer of videos games ever. Keep doing what you do.
@FuryXDMGS9 жыл бұрын
7:36 This. this is it guys, you cant make something worse and at the same time so hillarious
@Azariachan8 жыл бұрын
The "Mufasa clone" is actually adult Simba. Who knew Simba mastered time travel and is able to be present in both his cub and adult form.
@gialinhnguyen28978 жыл бұрын
I really dont even consider these things as video games. They are just beyond that
@OtachiKaiju68 Жыл бұрын
Mhm indeed….
@BenLogterman8 жыл бұрын
I could imagine when this was released in their release days, and Phoenix Games deceiving you into playing a Disney game
@zenbrown71449 жыл бұрын
"After this I stopped because my eyes started bleeding."
@luismanuelvera78483 жыл бұрын
Blast games are clearly worse
@a_fan_of_matildas6 жыл бұрын
That last part, when DX played Animal Soccer World..holy jesus christ..it was hilarious to watch!
@GeneralGorillaSonicOC9 жыл бұрын
If I have to put my ear close to the speakers to hear the voice acting........something is wrong.
@DXFromYT9 жыл бұрын
RedAsHalo Wear headphones. My videos aren't leveled best for speaker systems.
@SuperKratosgamer9 жыл бұрын
DXFan619 i am using a headphone, and i cant hear them very well.
@chibidark3219 жыл бұрын
+SuperKratosgamer Why would you want to? :(
@SuperKratosgamer9 жыл бұрын
chibidark321 Haha! to laugh?
@chibidark3219 жыл бұрын
SuperKratosgamer Is it even worth that? The unending pain :D
@PresStar2Play8 жыл бұрын
What was that Athletic remix? It sounds like a MIDI.
@Aaron-lr1di10 жыл бұрын
Only a minute in and i'm ashamed to find out that the developer was from the UK. Oh well we don't always have the worst video game developers, case in point - Rare and Rockstar Games.
@claudespeed2776 жыл бұрын
U mean dma design, rockstar games is based in USA mostly
@coloniellizardt41915 жыл бұрын
@@claudespeed277 DMA Design got rebranded as Rockstar North in 2002.
@khfan4life3654 жыл бұрын
I miss Rare and Nintendo being together. Banjo Kazooie and DK64 were the shit.
@mateyold58249 жыл бұрын
You really deserve much more subs, you're like angryjoe in the making 💪✌️
@iddqdidkfa8 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Shinji! You made it into a hidden frame! Well, I guess the congratulations depends on your perspective...
@Nanthecowdog10 жыл бұрын
They basically have the same characters but different names and stories
@opalyasu71592 жыл бұрын
This video is a certified hood classic ❤️
@Ludodave9 жыл бұрын
Crazy Taxi on the dreamcast looked better than london cab driver.
@The_Husband_of_Jane_Lane9 жыл бұрын
***** London Cab Challenge is a cheap knockoff of Crazy Taxi.
@triburst9 жыл бұрын
Why was the gator dribbling the soccer ball? Why does that bother me more than the gang of punk foul?
@m12show9 жыл бұрын
You gotta admit though, That super mario world athletic theme for London cab driver was kick ass though
@raymxslappedyall36605 жыл бұрын
Yeah back in the day I swear it seemed like nobody could see how bad the games were that 989 studios were shifting out,they were absorbed into its parent company I think
@gyga1008 жыл бұрын
Phoenix Games a LJN of this generation..................
@MrWhatdafuBOOM8 жыл бұрын
LJN is actually just a publisher for smaller, independent developers.
@Jason0binladen8 жыл бұрын
+MrWhatdafuBOOM yeah and take account that LJN managed to make one good game ultimate spider man for the snes
@MrWhatdafuBOOM8 жыл бұрын
+Jason Miller They didn't make it, they published it for sale.
@Jason0binladen8 жыл бұрын
+MrWhatdafuBOOM Still it was good enough to give them some credit on their company
@Jason0binladen8 жыл бұрын
phoenix games were just publishers as well so yeah it doesn't matter whether they made it or published it
@masterseal04183 жыл бұрын
Thank god they've become memes. Without Dingo Pictures and Phoenix Games, we wouldn't have the Caddicarus and Phelan Porteus reviews, the memes(Yee, Head Bopping Guy, Nurse Goose squeals), and a KZbin Poop Collab by SneakiestChameleon.
@arthurk1888 жыл бұрын
There are even more Phoenix Games "games" that you should review: Peter Pan Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys American Pool Iron Chef
@Sylphella8 жыл бұрын
11:20- Looks like Digital Homicide beat that record
@Barber74710 жыл бұрын
I have a suggestion: you should review shovelware games for the Wii such as Ninjabread Man, Anubis II, M&M's Go-Kart Racing, and others.
@DXFromYT10 жыл бұрын
Oh God, Ninjabread Man, lol. I'll definitely try to do this in the future!
@TheMizfitMan4 жыл бұрын
"But, WE have to talk about ANIMAL. SOCCER. WORLD!" - I died. Lmfaoooo!
@katsu89010 жыл бұрын
Eeh uh eeh uh eeh uh!
@TheBestKindOfFailure9 жыл бұрын
What the. Why was the chicken with the saxophone singing in Dutch, weren't the animators German? In fact, the bad English voice acting in Animal Soccer World sounds like it's done by a Dutch guy. Consistency.
@IMCR8Z10 жыл бұрын
2 things: 1. I saw London Cab Challenge at a yard sale today. Thankfully, no one was buying it. Or looking at it (except me). 2. Those drag queen ducks at 6:25 look more like rejects from one of the Mad Max films to me. That or some gang out of a Saint's Row game.
@RoxasOnSummerVacation18 күн бұрын
10 years and still the most truthful reviewing of video games on KZbin.
@hyoudoissei82369 жыл бұрын
I feel ashamed to be born in the same country as phoenix games :(
@uktthe_king_fish57698 жыл бұрын
Wait, Phoenix games originated in the uk? (Throws out of window)
@uktthe_king_fish57698 жыл бұрын
+Hiroshi T those companys are GOOD. Phoenix is a pile of trash.
@uktthe_king_fish57698 жыл бұрын
WHAT?! (Dips into lava)
@WedgePee6 жыл бұрын
SonicPhoenix510 Different company.
@sandtrap1755 жыл бұрын
I'm ashamed to be on the same planet as this dumpster fire of a company.
@chiangle7310 жыл бұрын
What's the DBZ speedy dub? Is it the japenese voice cast speaking english?
@VSDeluxe5 жыл бұрын
Correction: Mulan was not a Dingo Pictures Movie. There was a book by them but not a movie. as seen on German Wikipedia de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dingo_Pictures or the dingo pictures wiki. BTW: Phoenix Games got also a wikipedia entrance in germany. de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Games
@Superlazerninja127 жыл бұрын
Also from your video it appears that they reused some of the character designs between games because some of the the same exact dogs appear in both Animal Soccer World and Dalmatians 2/3 I'm not sure if the dogs in both "games" are the same characters or if they were just lazy and reused assets from a previous "game" (I'm gonna go with the latter option.)
@trevgauntletneu_gaming9 жыл бұрын
Hey, speaking of Shoot. I'm getting the game soon, do you need some gameplay footage?
@DXFromYT9 жыл бұрын
+Trevgauntlet Honestly, nope. But an update on how good or bad the game actually is wouldn't be bad.
@TheLordpeanuts9 жыл бұрын
+Trevgauntlet Put some up so we can see how shit ass it is.
@trevgauntletneu_gaming9 жыл бұрын
+TheLordpeanuts it's still on delivery. I will record some footage as soon as I get it.
@trevgauntletneu_gaming9 жыл бұрын
+TheLordpeanuts dude, as soon as I responded, the game arrived at my front door, lmao!
@TheLordpeanuts9 жыл бұрын
Trevgauntlet Play it and tell me how it is! This is a sign.
@adultmoshifan876 жыл бұрын
I just heard that Phoenix Games’ output includes games that were originally freeware PC titles! That would explain how they were to get their products each made in just 3-5 months!