2-year-old orders 31 cheeseburgers - Peculiar Portions Podcast #56

[@GodzillaPlushie]

Lewis just disliking things being made out of already completed things is a very Lewis thing. Next he'll be upset that not enough things are made of enough things.

[@luciajonas7483]

I can sort of get behind what his original statement was meant to be. Where he hates already perfected items in a certain theme being broken apart or edited to be made into a new less well fitting item of the same theme by someone else who then claims credit for making something completely original and amazing.

[@Darth_Baggins]

This makes me feel Lewis would hate the old “Putting Things On Top Of Other Things” club from Monty Python.

[@MrKyuuren]

He got that attitude from his nan

[@SmokeyEdits]

@@luciajonas7483 this worldview quickly falls apart in light of anything outside of food

[@wombataldebaran9686]

He just embraces his status as Old Cranky Man

[@getefix3]

Lewis' ancestor: I don't know why we're taking perfectly good wheat and turning it into bread - what's the word coming to?

[@rustyshackelford3590]

What happened to good old porridge

[@BrendanGeormer]

31 cheeseburgers is, indeed, a peculiar portion to order.

[@Jash0192]

This is an underrated comment!

[@BigSadClownBoi]

There it is

[@andrewrobinson4019]

*Applause*

[@waterinmyotter6245]

The fact that the insides of Kit Kats are made from other Kit Kats must send Lewis into a fit of rage.

[@pokerfandk]

"The creamy acorn" what a nickname

[@ComXDude]

I'm going to start calling one of my friends that, and refuse to give them context.

[@SevenHunnid]

Yerrrr I’m just a 21 year old Mexican trying to get out the hood 💯 i smoke weed on my KZbin channel & i did a Mukbang inside Lowes🍔🥶

[@dragonoutcast859]

Been so long since I've heard Lewis laugh like that. Good to hear it again.

[@MusingsofaMildManneredMan]

I just love the fact the Simon can still crack Lewis up after all this time. That is true friendship there...

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

Lewis’ suspicion is great. Always on the look out for bollocks

[@Dewi-H]

"I'm not the diggy hole man I'm the other one! You know, the 'scoop it up in your fucking hands' man!"

[@MrJamesbondo07]

The dog story reminds me of the time some drunk woman broke into our house in the night to hide from "bad people" and my dog who barks at everything didnt make a fuckin sound

[@uperscors]

Only Lewis Brindly could look at the whole of human existance and be like "Oh, well, It's all a bit shit isn't it? Could have all just been an email really..."

[@doleph1]

Leiws Br'ndly *

[@uperscors]

@@doleph1 Oh that's where the apostrophy goes...

[@knitterknerd]

This is clearly Lewis's article submission for Earth in the Hitchhiker's Guide.

[@praetor2997]

f for Lewis' nan. Love your nans, boys and girls. They get old faster than you realize.

[@KuueenKumi]

Goodness

[@jordannissen4772]

F

[@isaaccboyd8887]

"she loved sitting down"

[@Kevmysta]

"The creamy acorn". That sent my fucking sides into orbit.

[@desOOOm]

19:50 for a never before heard Lewis Laugh. You’re welcome

[@IfItsNotFun]

Man that must’ve really got him cuz i’ve never heard him sound like that. maybe he’s just getting older and the laugh’s changing

[@desOOOm]

@@IfItsNotFun joke so good his laugh evolved

[@Direk091]

The appropriate response to hearing about Simon's creamy acorn

[@Ironwolf099]

Loved hearing that laugh

[@spacemaria_]

I had to rewind that part because I was laughing so hard

[@morganmurphy7973]

Recently I’ve been watching/listening to this on the train since I moved to the Japan. Trying to hold in laughter has been my new game and I almost always fail. These episodes actually make me laugh cry so much, the other passengers think I’m having a breakdown 😂 I’ll continue to play this game every time a new episode is released!

[@dakotasir9849]

Interesting choice of game but whatever makes you happy lol

[@potatolover7778]

i live for lewis and his wheezy laughs.

[@NuclearSlayer52]

in relation to Lewis mentioning the idea that aliens could be furries, if youre someone who believes or considers the theory that aliens helped build the pyramids, Anubis is basically just a fursona

[@ultimateninjaboi]

I mean, when you're going with the logic of insane people, anything can be made to make sense. XP

[@sambyers7653]

"Do you know who I am?" "Why? Did you forget?" That's the version I remember (from Animaniacs I believe)

[@Alexander59059]

Lewis is fully embracing becoming the conspiratorial old man.

[@aBendorff]

Yeah one day he's gonna be saying some truly insane conspiracy things like that gnomes are real.

[@IndirectSoter]

@@aBendorffMan after reading your comment,I can just picture him presenting us and Simon, with an article titled "Evidence of Giant Gnazi Gnomes in Antarctica!!1! Agartha Confirmed????"

[@ducttapeengineer]

Cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the US are $1.80 where I am. Ordering 31 of them through DoorDash with a 25% tip would cost me $77.64.

[@FunLovingPotato]

Lewis blaming Tom for laughing at creamy acorn and setting him off, like Lewis started a media company because he didn't find Simon funny as hell.

[@FriendlyKat]

"They're perfectly good children." - Lewis Brindley 2022. 10:24 Video from Simons Important Videos reference by Simon. lol 16:37 Lewis asking a question that has already been answered is very Lewis. Creamy Acorn bit and Lewis Grandma bit were great!! LMAOOOO

[@BigSadClownBoi]

33:45 Dear god there were like 5 moments like this one where I thought I was having a stroke while watching lol

[@Skyscraper125]

When you realize Jimmy Johnson is a reference to Jimmy Jon's. Native advertisement cannot be avoided.

[@Cob_Bizarre]

Haven't laughed this much in a while, what a great episode! Love this show a lot, so lovely seeing you guys joke together often again

[@Archdeco]

Simon just barely containing his hatred of furries

[@Balsiefen]

Given the outrageous things Lewis has said to strangers with very little prompting, that narrow boat guy apparently got very lucky.

[@Zmaxter13]

12:25 killed me lmao Lewis' reaction and the cut-off holy shit

[@logansullins4545]

Gotta love Simon referencing the M&M genitals video meme and Lewis having literally no idea 😅

[@Alexander59059]

This just a documentary of two men becoming senile at this point

[@Riku-Leela]

"they could take a shit in your mouth is what im saying" What??!!? Hahahahahaha that literally killed me

[@clint7247]

I'd like to think that Huw Davies was reincarnated as his favorite animal, the seagull.

[@ShadowGirl-]

The last part of this was one of the best ever! Hilarious!!

[@hughjaneous4209]

what if the mum ordered the 31 cheese burgers and pinned it on their kid instead to get the money back?

[@Thatgeekycanadian]

What temperature does Lewis think Vancouver has 😂😂

[@Maedelrosen]

Dr. Br'ndly, graduated a liberal arts degree and online ugandan history courses, somehow was hired as a primary physician.

[@superblahblah666]

I love watching these for the British perspective on different topics. Nothing wrong with 31 cheeseburgers here in America that kid is just ahead of the game!

[@Willettes1]

My son ordered 31 burgers... let me go call the news so they can write an article

[@Naaronn]

F for Lewis' nan, she wasn't partial to immigrants.

[@SarahWeisters]

That opening was ... an experience XD

[@Tachii31]

Quite peculiar, one might say.

[@dougpowers]

Paging Dr. Br'ndly! Dr Br'ndly to the ER, please!

[@CrymsonNite]

I did some estimation, and if that's mcdonalds, and through doordash, those would have to be the regular cheese burgers for like $1.70 in store, that accounts for like 50 cents charge for doordash plus 25% tip

[@RCGamex]

Clearly Lewis hasn’t seen Simon’s Important videos 🤣

[@gazeros69]

Whatever created Lewis’ especially jolly mood today, I’m loving it!

[@crashawashere]

F for Respects to lewis' nan

[@jamespatric5276]

They removed the plaque!

[@krablord]

I didn't expect the 2 year old ordering 31 cheeseburgers to be the Pride Month related story, but I'm down fori t

[@jesselindsey9760]

19:55 I love how you (I think) can hear people off camera laughing at that.

[@Lynxifer]

F in the chat

[@JamieAubrey]

So that's why my mouth smells like shit every morning, those bastard gnomes

[@judechauhan6715]

4:17 me when my brother took my brand new lego star wars the clone wars AT-TE and made it into something with his imagination.

[@Nygge1982]

the dog that didn't bark. Only the Bristol Pusher have pulled that trick off.

[@evilemuempire9550]

Just have to say as a Canadian who lives far more North than the balmy Vancouver, people do leave their back doors open at night, but only in summer

[@Yuliviee]

i love when simon yells: LEWIS!!!!

[@115UndeadAnarchy115]

Simon flatly asking Sid? Before the instant cut to the next portion slayed me, my god

[@bigfoot9405]

creamy acorn and the laugh it followed will be legend and we'll look at this moment and thank the gods we were here

[@KuueenKumi]

Highlight of my week, this came at a much needed time. 🙃

[@Jason0binladen]

I think Simon's thinking of epic meal time those were the days

[@tidmouthmilk12]

This is likely going to be completely irrelevant for future reference, and the odds of Simon seeing this are practically nil anyway but, it's pronounced: *Aber-ist-too-ith*

[@penny3577]

That's a good idea for a skit. A kid in a yellow rain jacket is throwing a paper plane, when it flies into a McDonald's drive-thru window. He walks up to the window, and a creepy Ronald McDonald pops up. "Hiya Georgie"

[@ryanyates6761]

that lewis laugh was so cute

[@commanderbacara225]

It's videos like this that always reminded me that Simon actually studied Astrophysics in University.

[@largeandincharge5550]

Im watching this on my break from mcdonalds bruh I can never escape ronald

[@Nygge1982]

baby buying burgers on credit now.

[@adam1442]

The overhead lighting makes it look like Lewis headbutted a pottery wheel XD

[@robsoncrawford7449]

Wow I’m sat buckled I haven’t watched a video by you guys in years started at shadow and ended at that cookie factory man I missed yous ahahaha going through the rest of this series now😂

[@jonboybillbob5056]

F for lewis's nan

[@MrDelferi123]

F for Lewis' nan, who wasn't partial to immigrants.

[@rich_in_paradise]

Lewis was so suspicious of the burger story, but didn't twig that the bench plaque was obviously just a prank. There's no Huw Davies (well there are, I'm sure they chose that name just because it's very common).

[@drummanicman]

Its a story from the Mirror, its kinda a given its made up.

[@Ampevedyc91]

F In memory of Lewis's man Nan. We all loved her many times

[@Ampevedyc91]

F

[@AschenDog]

10:09 GIVE THE CLOWN BACK

[@systemsmoke]

That Syd Barrett comment, I liked that, shine on you crazy diamond finder!

[@crazysupernovagaming3638]

Yes Simon, Sid was totally a character from Final Fantasy 7, and not someone from the game that came after, #8. (I'm just kidding around, I don't blame Simon for not being a Final Fantasy nerd. It's not for everyone!)

[@Terrakinetic]

6:38 I hate that. Any good burger costs an arm and a leg these days.

[@kitsunekaze93]

about €1.6 per cheeseburger here in sweden, if you want a meal its around €7,7 ( the meal one is bigger though )

[@jaymerkin]

@@kitsunekaze93 The burger that comes with the meal is larger than the one you purchase separately? that's very interesting! where is that from, McDonalds?

[@KuueenKumi]

Damn, could have used some of good old Steve's captioning of Insane Lewis here. Miss that dude

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Br'ndly is gonna be my next D&D character name

[@tobbi11]

Jesus, Simon dropping the word "huldufólk" like it's a normal word to know

[@TheRandomhobo123]

Am I having a stroke? I can’t understand what they’re saying

[@illpunchyouintheface9094]

They are British

[@weaponizedlizardmen360]

Bri' ish*

[@Scio_]

Peculiar Porkin has a nice ring to it

[@chairya2]

Lewis be looking a lot younger again with this haircut.

[@JamieAubrey]

3:15 Yeah old school Epic Meal Time

[@obsupload4165]

i like how this video has 0 dislikes

[@tallish_human]

Ok so we actually got one of our dogs because she wondered in one night when my dad got home

[@litapd311]

*wandered aww that's adorable! she chose you!

[@arkekklesia]

"when's Episode 43 coming out?!" *starts crying*

[@pachi9065]

this is my first time watching one of these, i was missing out lmao

[@ghazzz]

On the off chance that Simon catches this. The earth-moon system is better defined as a binary planet than a planet with a satellite.

[@josephdrollette8573]

First off that's mayor mccheese Secondly we already have breakfast burgers over here in good ole America. We put a Sunnyside egg on them

[@AcceptTheNull]

Oh thank the maker, when there was no new Scrub Dota I was worried. Whew.

[@Dimo-lt4tw]

Pototo Brindley < Mr. Popcorn

[@gagaface26]

LEW LEW GOT A HAIRCUT PRAISE GOD

[@TarisRedwing]

Is that Frostmourne with a bent handle I see there lol

[@rocketforthree4479]

What world does Lewis live in where its $10 per burger?

[@kommodore6691]

$10 is cheap here lol, where do you live. But yeah these were dollar menu McDonald's crap.

[@rocketforthree4479]

@@kommodore6691 Utah, its like 4-5$ each burger. Combos are 9-10$. Carl's Jr has a trademarked "Six Dollar Burger" line i think.

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

Seagulls are great.

[@BertJonesSon]

u guys da best

[@chonkychungus]

Lewis got a haircut, looks much better

[@ioantudorcopaceanu5382]

yes

[@PoniesGonnaPwn]

F in the comments for Lewis' Nan.

[@master12726]

Lewis is a very unique vegan if he is upset about making things out of other things.

[@mattymerr701]

Thought I was having a stroke at the start

[@brandonwright406]

Someone needs to find the video of the guy making a complete hot dog with bun and throws the whole thing into a Mortar and pestle, rolls it into hot dog shape and makes an entirely new hotdog with his hot dog and show it to Lewis. 10 seconds wasn't enough for me to find it :/

[@kieran6417]

Why do I feel like I've seen this before?