Welcome back to 'Calculating the average age of Simon's references'. This might be my favourite episode so far, great stuff: 0:25 Whiz Kids - 1983 1:10 LaserDiscs - 1978-2001 1:16 Reef MiniDisc ad - 1995 3:10 Smashing Pumpkins Minidisc album - 2000 5:42 Asimo stage demo - 2000 10:25 Jurassic Park - 1993 11:14 Shrek - 2001 16:33 Taylor Swift - Trouble (Goat Remix) - 2013 39:25 Harry Seacombe - died 2001 The average age of Simon's references today was 25 years. Thanks and tune in next time for more!
@beardedbear99012 жыл бұрын
Wait a second there, Laser Discs, 2001...? There's no way Laser Discs lasted that long... Is there...? 🤔
@SchutzmarkeGMBH2 жыл бұрын
@@beardedbear9901 only in Japan but I took the average of their lifespan to be fair.
@beardedbear99012 жыл бұрын
@@SchutzmarkeGMBH Damn. Well, I learned something today. Thanks.
@YraExalgaSkgs2 жыл бұрын
This is math I never knew I wanted.
@Zyrdalf2 жыл бұрын
The average is older then me. :)
@tenebraebr2 жыл бұрын
the "that's the diggy hole man" part made me cackle out loud. Gotta love Simon for not taking himself seriously.
@isaaccboyd8887 Жыл бұрын
“Don’t look son, that’s the diggy hole man”
@knitterknerd2 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, which one of us is the voice of reason in this?" I had to pause the video, and I cackled like a maniac for probably a full minute. No other line so perfectly sums up the trajectory of their content over the years.
@KyleDB1502 жыл бұрын
"By this time next year, everyone's gunna be riding a robot goat" - Diggy Hole Man I agree, but not for transport...
@squishyushi2 жыл бұрын
The rideable goat that’s also “rideable” 🤔
@dumplings7692 жыл бұрын
They played WoW for like 30 years and when the possibility of having mounts IRL shows itself, LEWIS QUESTIONS IT?
@goxio22 жыл бұрын
hahaha the part where lewis asks if the goat can touch his own button and they pan to Simon's reaction 😂
@PoisonLaz2 жыл бұрын
"TECHNOLOGY IS THE FUTURE!" "Oh no..." Perhaps the best way to open a podcast.
@Lordodragonss2 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh that groin part got me laughing so much
@destinydatasolutions2 жыл бұрын
You guys are absolutely incredible, every time I see a new simons peculiar portions pop up in my feed my week gets instantly better. Never stop being your amazing selfs and thank you for all you do. “I am dave! Yognaught and I have the balls”
@blargfish2 жыл бұрын
the camera guy was really having some fun in this episode
@squeekymouse892 жыл бұрын
Wtf is going on, this made me feel sick
@FriendlyKat2 жыл бұрын
“The iBex.” “Was it made by Apple?” Lewis that joke was phenomenal! LOL! 10:52 Simons face of “The fuck is he going on about now?” while also dying inside is just hilarious! Simon shouting at his crotch sent me but the part where Simon drops the, “That’s the Diggy Hole man, son.” sent me into TEARS!! LMAO! Simon and Lewis were just super crazy this episode and I’m here for it!! Hahahaha!
@bigbodge2 жыл бұрын
maybe absence truly does make the heart grow fonder, but I think this might be the best episode yet Just 10 minutes in and we've got - 90s tech podcast - goat 2.0 - robot that apparently says "I am an idiot" - "Dogo...mage it" at 10:00 - Apple made a goat
@celestialnova82142 жыл бұрын
Simon: how about a robot goat you can ride Lewis: fuck me No lewis not that kind of riding
@magiliangaming2 жыл бұрын
aaaa! i wish this series was more popular! its good ol simon and lewis bullshittery and i love it
@TheLateLordKardok2 жыл бұрын
The Thylacine Simon mentions is actually the Tasmanian Tiger, which is still extinct, as opposed to the extant Tasmanian Devil.
@Tachii312 жыл бұрын
Not surprising he thought someone had found some though, it's like Tasmanian Bigfoot with how often there are "sightings" of them.
@MeAuntieNora2 жыл бұрын
I actually had a split second like "oh god, did someone finally confirm those sightings?"
@Karnave2 жыл бұрын
Glad to have these back
@bandicootsav22702 жыл бұрын
This episode’s first 5 minutes was certainly a peculiar portion. Can’t wait for the next!
@JG-ce3pu2 жыл бұрын
Mood gorning, mentlegen
@Scio_2 жыл бұрын
Well, we sure are mentle over here
@MaestroMike2 жыл бұрын
These guys were my childhood. I hope i get to build a gang of friends and do youtube together like you have done. even tho a few pieces fell apart its still legendary
@devilvocano4202 жыл бұрын
Facts Theyre still making vids after like 8 years Respect
@squaidinkarts2 жыл бұрын
Simon: "There's lights that flash on it apparently" Lewis: "What's the point of THIS?" Simon: "So people can see it coming in the dark I guess?" lmao that was an underrated joke
@desOOOm2 жыл бұрын
Honestly. One of the funniest episodes
@MrSpannners2 жыл бұрын
I think Simon was thinking of the Tasmanian Tiger, which went extinct. The Tasmanian devil didn't.
@Tachii312 жыл бұрын
And there's always someone saying they've found evidence of one.
@spidereye11112 жыл бұрын
Watching this after listening on Spotify just to hear the minidisc discussion again lmao
@WildBluntHickok2 жыл бұрын
The 2 year period before iPods was when portable CD players that could play mp3CDs were popular. At least in North America where minidisc never caught on. I used to love having 14 hour CDs. And no, portable cd players don't usually skip. 45 second anti-shock took care of that. EDIT: Smashing Pumpkins album with a different track order? It was probably Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness and was using the vinyl track order. And yes, that track order had 2 exclusive songs ("Tonight Reprise" and "Infinite Sadness").
@SmokeyEdits2 жыл бұрын
I was at a rock festival a few years back and, while SP were playing, there was a beer vendor with two chicks dancing on him. The whole crowd was watching this dude grind on these topless chicks and not the band. To be fair I was too.
@barteke222 жыл бұрын
The cheaper ones could barely play while walking at a faster pace, and obviously he's talking about what was popular in his area, not some place across the ocean. Not trying to argue, it's just that the way you worded it makes it seem like you're correcting him :D
@luke769animations2 жыл бұрын
Who needs technology when you’re busy digging a hole with your fellow dwarves?
@Snickersnek2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god when they started watching the robo-goat, and they saw how it moved Perfection
@Meximagician2 жыл бұрын
Hey I remember at least one tech show from the 90s! The only part I remember is when they tested out home remedies for removing fingerprints from CRT monitors. One co-host said ranch salad dressing worked surprisingly well in her testing while the other said he'd rather just have a salad with the smudged monitor.
@bmxdude13372 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad this didn’t disappear, I was sad last Friday didn’t get an episode. Good ol bois with their random banter. :)
@TF2CrunchyFrog2 жыл бұрын
Yay, new Peculiar Portions episode!! Finally!
@Yasha2772 жыл бұрын
I would like to establish one rule with these robotics engineers: If it can't move on its legs at least half as fast as an average person, no one gives a fuck. There's all these videos of them showing off their "super advanced state of the art robots" and they're all just slow, clumsy fucks that are impressing no one. Yes, I know getting legs done right is super difficult in robotics, but it's like showing off a rocket to space that can only go 10 feet in the air. I know it's not the easiest to get to space, but we need a bit more than that before I'm impressed, you know?
@eaglestdogg2 жыл бұрын
Minidisc was definitely not magnetic tape. It was a disk.
@thestonedraider86842 жыл бұрын
lol yea becasue otherwise it would have been a Mini Floppy ...
@insaneyoohoo2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the episode lads, you all are legends
@coldReactive2 жыл бұрын
Simon literally does the "Hello my fellow" meme.
@isaaccboyd8887 Жыл бұрын
14:48 “that’s the diggy hole man son” omg that was hilarious
@dustygreen92332 жыл бұрын
Please.... PLEASE Make a "Wiz Kidz" podcast. Talk about 80-1999 technology. But act like it's indeed that time. So, nothing past 2000 exist. I want Genuine excitement over a no-skip walkman.
@ladyadira95412 жыл бұрын
According to Shel Silverstein, unicorns didn't make it on the ark. 🦄
@Evitaschannel2 жыл бұрын
That's because they're homosexuals lol
@Saintballer4202 жыл бұрын
When Simon started yelling at Lewis' crotch, I thought to my self.... That's the diggy diggy hole man
@TheKevinPodcast2 жыл бұрын
This video is why I’ve subbed for so many years and thrown money at these insane boys. Lots of love
@idiotstupid59042 жыл бұрын
i've missed this, i'm almost in tears of laughter, and not even half way through
@griggitz4872 жыл бұрын
Alexa, give me a challenge. "OK, see if you can find a boat."
@alexjoeluke2 жыл бұрын
I had a mini disk player. Combining several albums with edits on to one disk. No skipping. I loved it for snowboarding. I miss those days.
@saigyl91492 жыл бұрын
Challenge: see if you can find a boat
@lliamdavis69502 жыл бұрын
I feel like a decent chunk of Simons PP end with hail Satan. Or I am imagining things.
@AceJackal2532 жыл бұрын
this episode has made me laugh the most by far and wide.
@KingCobra4592 жыл бұрын
This must be fucking wild to listen to as a podcast I want to know what my mind wouldve thought of from just their reactions to the goat video
@TommmyTucko2 жыл бұрын
14:52 I love it
@alfredhadesworth92532 жыл бұрын
31:10 I thought for sure he was going to say "boat"
@thewaddlingidiots2 жыл бұрын
Why do I love the first 3 seconds of this video so much. Should be a clip on its own.
@ryankunst6682 жыл бұрын
A few minutes in and inserting minidiscs into the goat already has me dying. I picked the wrong time to have a hot cup of tea.
@desOOOm2 жыл бұрын
Time for another banger
@PirateDrive2 жыл бұрын
More like Toygoata, AMIRITE?
@tatetm28092 жыл бұрын
It is reef! I found that song a few years back and simon sounds pretty damn close to the singer too
@TH3S3V3R2 жыл бұрын
Ingestion of avocado (Persea americana) has been associated with development of myocardial necrosis in mammals and birds and with sterile mastitis in lactating mammals. Cattle, goats, horses, mice, rabbits, guinea pigs, rats, sheep, budgerigars, canaries, cockatiels, ostriches, chickens, turkeys, and fish are susceptible to these conditions after avocado ingestion. Caged birds seem more sensitive to the effects of avocado, whereas chickens and turkeys seem more resistant. Although a single case report exists of two dogs developing myocardial damage after avocado ingestion, dogs seem relatively resistant compared with other species.
@LpGamingLegend2 жыл бұрын
god dam you Simon what am I meant to do with all this lubricant >:)
@mikethemaniacal2 жыл бұрын
"Why have they made this, it has no discernable value whatsoever" says the man with a masters in chemistry.
@SweetSoundP0N32 жыл бұрын
How are these still getting wilder and more out there!? I'm all for it, but omfg.
@beardedbear99012 жыл бұрын
I'm going to say the Robo-Goat is good for steel wool.
@ivantumanov10152 жыл бұрын
"Farts have to make a sound!" What about "silent but deadly?"
@Schiltzy_ISU2 жыл бұрын
were gonna become a tech podcast! Lewis: i feel like its a little late for that comedy gold 😂😂😂
@benp68582 жыл бұрын
Avocado is actually insanely poisonous to birds, so not unfeasible for fish either, weirdly!
@TheStarchamber2 жыл бұрын
"help me step goat, help me mount you"
@Saintballer4202 жыл бұрын
I used to religiously listen to YogPods on my iPod Touch everynight before bed lol
@thelettucelord2 жыл бұрын
Oh hey it's the Wiz-Kids
@KyleDB1502 жыл бұрын
5:24 is low-poly gunna be a style for things in real life now? I mean cybertruck already is, maybe low-poly is the future
@LowryYT2 жыл бұрын
this is going into the classics playlist
@bradleycollins39762 жыл бұрын
“A goat the size of a horse” - Simon 2022 Is that not a deer then? 😂
@YraExalgaSkgs2 жыл бұрын
It's totally a deer. I mean look at it. The thing is a deer. Why do they call it goat?
@SarahWeisters2 жыл бұрын
You had me at iBex.
@111cvb1112 жыл бұрын
That goat has potential. Imagine going car form and then hitting some other terrain it can switch to its legs and run around.
@PotentiallyAndy2 жыл бұрын
I literally have an electric bicycle being delivered today… now I’ve got goat envy
@PotentiallyAndy2 жыл бұрын
Also, for the record, the mini disc was CD based (re-recordable) I had one and it was good
@PotentiallyAndy2 жыл бұрын
Also, did anyone else pause and get Alexa to whisper?
@lewisdean39812 жыл бұрын
The alexa part had me worrying mine would go off every time Simon said it lmao
@MillerMadness982 жыл бұрын
I passed out with this episode on…..woke up to some interesting stuff in my basket 😂
@whimsicalcorgi2 жыл бұрын
Play this on 0.5x speed, its even funnier! It is like they are drunk! (Somebody said to do this, and its hilarious!)
@ben_machin2 жыл бұрын
Lewis’ frog: dogho meiget 10:01
@KypBluemoon2 жыл бұрын
Sorry boys, 110/120 is just a minor shock. It just bounces your fingers away immediately so no real danger of death from a small outlet shock...
@SKULLMAN96472 жыл бұрын
Great episode, keep it up lads
@LaMainy2 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, yes. The future mechanical goats need a portable disc player. :D
@CurtyBull Жыл бұрын
4 months til we're all riding robot goats
@willdazey73682 жыл бұрын
5:39 "I am an idiot" - Lewis Brindleberry
@aalissysvlogs41422 жыл бұрын
Yesss Peculiar Portions is backkkkk ❤
@user-vj3rg2jo9b2 жыл бұрын
Simon's rendition of Reef's minidisc advert led me to go listen to the original as I had never seen it. Simon is actually a more compelling singer of that line, in my opinion. I was disappointed by how Reef performed it compared to Simon, much less passion and gusto
@TheIconsofsin2 жыл бұрын
Simon shouting at lewis' crotch killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@waxyeye2 жыл бұрын
OMG, the Goat part kills me RIP me. lol !!
@Ash-543222 жыл бұрын
I love these podcast please keep them up 😂
@TF2CrunchyFrog2 жыл бұрын
As an ecologist, I hate to tell you, but... living trees can be _sources_ of methane emissions! Forests in warmer climates are methane sinks, but forests in higher/arctic latitudes are methane emitters. (As are termite colonies.) We don't know why yet, but I suspect it's because forests create their own microclimate. (Mature natural forests with tress of different ages are actually carnon neutral, not sinks.) But before idiots get the idea of felling forests in arctic ecosystems and killing off termites... _DON'T!_ Termites are key species in their ecosystems, while intact forests are incredibly important not just as habitats, but for regulating water circulation, keeping the soil protected from erosion. Forests evaporate more water than farmland, which is actually good because they create clouds and rain... large belts of forests act as "conveyor belts" that transport oceanic water vapor from the coasts inland into the center of continents, by taking up ground water, evaporating it, it drifts along with the wind, forms clouds, then the next trees are soaking up the rain, rinse repeat. The inner parts of large continents are already much drier than the coastal regions (unless there's large lakes or inland seas that provide moisture and balance temperature extremes), which is why Asia, Africa, Australia, and N-America and S-America have large inland steppes/savannahs and/or deserts at the mid-latitudes. But forests help mitigate this. Problem is, humankind has been busy felling and burning forests since the invention of fire and agriculture roughly 9,000 years ago, and really got going once the Bronze Age and Iron Age started (because lots of wood and wood coal is needed for smelting ore and forcing metal). And to think, the forests that covered most of the continents at that time had just regrown after end of the last Ice Age that ended roughly 12,000-11,000 years ago. (The Ice Age was also much drier, but for other reasons, because colder air means less evaporation but also can't carry as much moisture, and a lot of water was bound up in the glaciers and polar ice caps.) Right now, with warming oceans and warmer atmosphere, the atmosphere is going to carry _more_ moisture, but at the same time regional climate on all continents is getting drier - punctuated by sudden heavy rainfalls and floods - as we destroy more and more forests, pump up more groundwater, and forests die from drier climate, air pollution, increasing frequency and severity of droughts and fires... a vicious feedback loop.
@TF2CrunchyFrog2 жыл бұрын
Planting trees doesn't automatically create a proper forest, because a) if the trees only get planted to be harvested for wood a short few years or 2-3 decades later), b) often people only plant a monoculture of a single species (worse, trees that don't even belong in that specific ecosystem), c) all the trees will be the same age, which isnt how a healthy forests works But the biggest problem: WHERE do you want to plant all those forests we would need to bring back??? Because the forests that humans have cut down in the past 9,000 years have been replaced with farmland, cities, quarries, depleted grassland (once the farming destroyed the soil) or desert. And once a former forest ecosystem has reached a tipping point and transitioned into a dry grassland or worse, eroded karst (naked rock), there's no coming back.
@MindlessFruit2 жыл бұрын
Just a piece of random trivia: it's not called gangplank anymore, for current ships, but rather gangway.
@craniumbear2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure minidisc had small disks inside them. wait. was it a magnetic disk? like a hard drive ?
@FPAMERICA2 жыл бұрын
"dough go magget" 9:56
@shanadir2 жыл бұрын
I would love if an mc-gang decided to go full goat🤣😂🤣
@Jash01922 жыл бұрын
Another strong start
@xMaugrex2 жыл бұрын
Somehow I was super into the tech podcast portion of the episode
@bradbignell93612 жыл бұрын
10:42 this is why I love Peculiar Portions
@greyforge272 жыл бұрын
These are the only reason I'm still subscribed to this channel. Personally TTT got old in about 2015
@zxshadowxz2 жыл бұрын
“God did have a chance” - Simon 2022
@Scio_2 жыл бұрын
"I guess it's a lot of _sex stuff_... You know? A lot of fuckables..." Lewis says looking straight into the camera. No wonder Joe quit.
@Scio_2 жыл бұрын
And Lewis wasn't even the one shouting at people's groins!