20 Times Games SAVAGELY MOCKED THE PLAYER

[@tiredofpolitics9816]

The biggest insult is when a game asks you if you want to play on a lower difficulty after you fail a few times.

[@dirtycasual3094]

😂 bump

[@Cheo.M]

Yea that one hurts

[@Sam-ky1ei]

Easy mode is now selectable

[@KingOfhearts72]

@@Sam-ky1eialways the one that comes to mind.

[@maxiiehorus099]

Also feels dumb when you die platforming when trying to learn the gimmicks, and difficulty only affect combat.

[@Cyrus_Milani]

0:25 Number 20 Dark Souls 2:16 Number 19 Sonic Unleashed 4:01 Number 18 Fallout 3's Door to Nowhere 5:18 Number 17 Gun, The Failed Breakout 6:47 Number 16 Ninja Gaiden Black 8:16 Number 15 The Messenger 9:21 Number 14 The Binding of Isaac 10:17 Number 13 Borderlands 2 11:33 Number 12 Katamari Damacy Reroll 13:30 Number 11 Bully 14:23 Number 10 Disco Elysium 16:14 Number 9 Metal Gear Solid V- Chicken Hat 17:37 Number 8 Demolition Man 19:13 Number 7 Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 20:12 Number 6 Total Distortion 22:00 Number 5 Earthbound 23:09 Number 4 Near Replicant - Creepers Getting Killed 24:08 Number 3 Pokemon Diamond and Pearl 25:13 Number 2 Undertale 26:23 Number 1 The Lost World: Jurassic Park

[@H6ngman]

These time stamps make the video less fun lol

[@Cyrus_Milani]

@@H6ngman yes for people that have free time to watch the full ye , but for people who don't have free time , its a help

[@toaster4975]

@@Cyrus_Milani In what world does somebody see this video in their feed, see the length of the video, make the decision to click on it, and hope somebody put time stamps in the comments so they don't have to watch most or any of the video? I hope you know that also takes away from Gameranx by reducing their watch time. If someone decides to utilize your time stamps, I mean. You have not done a good thing here. It's annoying at best and insulting to the channel at the worst.

[@cheesesteakphilly]

⁠@@toaster4975 Or maybe I just wanna skip games I don’t care about and just watch the games I like/am interested in.

[@CUbanageNT_24]

Thanks, these videos arent worth watching anymore, even the good titled ones. The production and effort that goes into these GameRanks is just poor

[@Gemmasis]

The Sly Stallone impersonation was golden. 10/10 😂👍🏻

[@cantstoptheyopp1240]

Falcons saying fuck you got me laughing like a bird lmfao

[@notchillstorm]

Srsly

[@NPChuman]

CACAWHAHAHA

[@chriswelter3859]

Has he ever done that? Don't they usually bleep out the curse words in these videos?

[@ramrodbldm9876]

​@shadowwarior2231 yea cause you're cool and hard if you say filthy words every sentence. You're soft just based on your username shadowwarrior lmao only thing you are is a keyboard warrior you couldn't bust a grape 🤡. Chump

[@ramrodbldm9876]

​@@shadowwarior2231 little bozo

[@khosrowzare8301]

My will states that the "You are dead!" song should be played at my funeral.

[@fkzx77AkaJonasTornqvist]

Your dead sing-a-long? 🤔🤣 That could work! 😄👍

[@phalcon23]

Wife that woman!

[@bwestacado9643]

I require a full playthrough of all 3 Mass Effect games to be done before my will can be read. You can only collect after playing Oblivion for a minimum of 600 hours with full completion of all factions and the main story 😂

[@spectre-8]

These half hour Falcon vids have been HITTING lately

[@zackstclair599]

I'm 1000% here for it too! 🦅

[@ProfArmitage218]

Duck Hunt. The dog mockingly laughing at you if you miss.

[@MeghanTheShade]

Thank god Dorkly got him back for that laughter in a power-up mix-up video 😂

[@PaJammies1025]

Fuck that damn dog!

[@favoritemustard3542]

A 🤖 copied your comment, & I had to scroll down too far to give you this 👍 (but worth it)

[@ProGamer-lk9qw]

@@favoritemustard3542Not all heroes wear capes as they say🫡

[@Durwood71]

Jeff Goldblum insulting you is actually an awesome reward for beating a game.

[@brentogara]

By far the best ending to a video game I've seen to date.

[@twmh5767]

It’s the ‘call a member of the opposite sex’ that makes Jeff particularly savage 😂

[@tomeldee]

Miss those day when you could say that without being cancelled

[@sebarus8108]

​@@tomeldeeYou can most certainly still say that

[@tomeldee]

@@sebarus8108 I can and I do! But it most certainly starts a new episode of the Lefties Losing It Show!

[@beckhampang191]

​@@tomeldee nowadays the only people crying are you snowflakes

[@darrinlambert1314]

Cruelest insult was telling us we don't own games we bought

[@djinnxx7050]

Ubisoft difficulty.

[@bwestacado9643]

Yeah I went from saving up to buy a Series X, to scrapping that idea and just collecting 360 games to play. I'm having fun with Mass Effect 1-3, Oblivion and Dragon Age Origins. I don't need modern games, they're mostly broken messes anyway

[@Railsil]

@6:25 How did that accent start as a cowboy and end as Bill Cosby? 😂😂😂

[@Jodee5k]

💀💀💀

[@dakotarobbins474]

Bonus: In the Middle Earth series, watching an orc captain level up after beating me feels like accidentally sending a 'LOL' to the wrong group chat-now I have to immediately go clean up my mess and failure

[@dillionedmonds5736]

I had that damn game spawn camp me at the beginning the first time I played it. Didn't know what I was doing, died to a guy, he got promoted, then he sat where my response was and killed me 6 more times, just power leveling off me...

[@bitsuuuuuu]

It feels like he is the real main character and not yours lol

[@bwestacado9643]

Lmao I am currently waiting for my copy of Shadow of Mordor to come in the mail. I have been playing my 360 a lot lately and will continue just buying up games for that console

[@bwestacado9643]

​@@dillionedmonds5736 Lmao definitely played online shooters a lot 😂. That orc is a troll at heart

[@theinkdraft]

Gun was my first western shooter game, core memory unlocked

[@gulash93]

Same here, i don't know if it's only nostalgia but i really liked that game

[@WhispersOfaSilhouette]

Same. Growing up we couldn’t really afford games so I was gifted a PS2 which Is all I had for the longest time. The game I fondly remember beating is GUN.

[@nick_malone]

@@gulash93 I replayed it many years later, it really was that good.

[@Moodyman90]

"Would you like to lower the difficulty? Note: This will only affect combat, not puzzles." Thanks God of War (2005), I've died trying to balance on this beam and avoid the spinning blades on top of this giant statue of Hades, so yeah, offering me the chance to lower the difficulty when it won't change a damn thing about my current situation is JUST what I needed. And it was always that area, not actual Hades with the different flavors of spinning blades.

[@QuinnParsley]

9:53 I will always appreciate a good It’s Always Sunny reference

[@al_my_pal]

Fuck yeah

[@micahsean8664]

Elden Ring calling 25+ million people maidenless is pretty brutal.

[@PhaRoaH87]

Hey Falcon it's guys

[@gameranxTV]

Hey

[@Ballerkack]

You had one job, guys. Sincerely, folks.

[@jinxblaze]

Hey folks it's gays

[@notsure6096]

Best comment 👌 👏

[@ramrodbldm9876]

Hey clown its copy paste

[@gorgha3988]

I absolutely LOVED gun back in the day. It was fun as hell, and I fully 100% believe that Red Dead Redemption ripped off/copied gun in SO MANY ways.

[@Schwertfisch13]

If anything, GUN stole from Red Dead. Red Dead Revolver released in 2004, GUN in 2005.

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Red Dead Revolver came out before Gun. Gun however did the open the world Wild West before Redemption did. I don’t think it’s fair to say either franchise rips off the other. They are distinctly different games, especially since Gun is much more serious than than the Red Dead games. Can we not have two Wild West games without defaulting to saying one is a rip off?

[@gorgha3988]

@@Lawrence_Talbot Gun also had the slowmow "deadeye" style shooting, and other features and tropes, that if I remember right, revolver didn't have but Redemption took/modified.

[@zachgrill1753]

The only western game that allows you to scalp people lol

[@harman950]

​@@gorgha3988Revolver had dead eye as well.

[@TBZ_Rider]

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[@exxor9108]

Sonic Unleashed's Rank E music is so funny. xD You half-assed the level, so the band is gonna half-ass the victory music.

[@bwhere45]

I gotta go with Enigma (an old mastermind clone) where it would say "Monkey pull lever, monkey get banana." among other phrases whenever you'd guess wrong. Even as a kid it wasn't harsh, but I have that monotone voice still stuck in my head decades later.

[@Kawaiistarzone]

I remember Shao Kahn in Mortal Kombat mocks you every time is so classic!

[@Gurk76]

Thanks a whole lot for making this video! One of the most entertaining videos I’ve seen in a long while. I’ll be using the “you are dead” song in a future PvP video in the future! lol, thanks again!

[@thejackal007]

Appreciate the mention for Gun. Definitely an overlooked gem!

[@HossamBindary]

no. 20 there's a great saying about this "don't fight with someone who has nothing to lose"

[@ecstrastepgaming7388]

Falcon out-Stalloned Sly Stallone with that impression. So great! 😂 Keep up the great work, Birdman!

[@WastedChildhood]

Falcon dropping an F bomb??!!?? More!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@kingofpkf]

The "Skate" games and their love for thrashing you is unmatched. Definitely needs an honorable mention.

[@nightmare5206]

I didn't not except Falcon to say Fuck you, This is why Gameranx is better than IGN

[@MyOwnVoucherEverywhere]

Man I remember those damn ghosts dancing when they caught me on Pac-Man back in the day 😂😂

[@fnvfan0145]

I've never seen that door in Fallout 3, guess I haven't explored enough yet.

[@agirlnamedmichael1670]

Me either! I thought I had traversed every inch of that damn map lol

[@bkillinm]

“Iam untethered and my rage knows no bounds” the second always sunny reference I’ve heard from you in as many videos. I love it

[@pretzelthedude]

I vividly remember Stallone's "You Suck" from Demolition Man from watching a friend play and laughing my rear off every time I heard it while my friend spewed curses at the game 🤣.

[@Wonky_irl]

Falcon's southern accent brought a smile to my face

[@KB-du3rh]

Shoutout to Styx! Dude does not hold back if you get killed

[@Irishdude85]

4:30 First time EVER hearing Falcon curse on this channel😆and i've been watching for 4 yrs!!

[@Toschez]

I remember beating Lost World together as a kid with my best friend. We didn’t know we were being trolled; we just took Malcolm’s advice and went out for a nice walk.

[@exxor9108]

I think number 1 isn't a savage mockery. lol He's telling it like it is.

[@HanaNoMaude]

Supergiant is famous for fantastic indies each with a narrator character. While most are friendly or neutral, Pyre’s doesn’t just mock you once but actively roots against you throughout the game It’s fantastic

[@Yoxiv]

MGS3 had a pretty great example. Just as you begin the game, you're given questions asking which MGS game is your favorite. In the original game, I believe it was just for MGS1 and MGS2, while in the enhanced Subsistence version, it also included MGS3 vanilla as an answer. Depending on your choice, MGS1 gave you more stamina, and MGS3 would give you some exclusive camo. But choosing MGS2 would always give you the Raiden mask, a playful jab at the surprise protagonist of that game. I can imagine many fans of Raiden felt pretty attacked by that little Kojima joke

[@TheRealSlendane]

honorable mention: crash bandicoot dropping all of the missed crates on your head at the end of the level making you feel like shit for not being a completionist ;(

[@RavenousSpectre]

I love the little chicken hat!!!!!

[@brittanyfarris7]

Evil within 2- when he yells Very Disappointing😂😂😂😂! I always bust out laughing

[@danieldonnelly4036]

Handsome Jack was peak Borderlands.

[@FastForwardPlans]

They know it, and have been frantically trying to recreate the magic ever since.

[@Durwood71]

Handsome Jack is the villain you love to hate. The antagonists in Borderlands 3, on the other hand, are the kind of villains you just hate.

[@danieldonnelly4036]

@@Durwood71 agreed. Also throw in Ava for the "you just hate" section.

[@danieldonnelly4036]

@@FastForwardPlans true. They need to try and bring back Anthony Burch as a writer for borderlands 4 for any hope of coming close.

[@chuckpartin6238]

There are two wolves inside me. One is Jake happily making metal gear references, the other is falcon hating on big corporations and making always sunny references.

[@NcWcN1]

Any time someone loses against Noob Saibot in any the Mortal Kombat 3 games, Shao Khan will say "it's official, YOU SUCK" rather than the default "[character] WINS!"

[@outsider2984]

I always thought that door to nowhere was just where the raiders bricked it up 😂

[@yaosuyt04]

I have no idea how old this video is but I randomly found this channel and I love it-thanks for saving my brain while I do design homework~

[@Paradigmfusion]

Getting killed by the Crestfallen Knight is like being that 1 guy who lost to Glass Joe.

[@Dashius77]

I didn't know that Falcon speaking as a cowboy was something I needed in my life, ty for that, lmao edit: never efing mind, I commented too soon, the Silvester Stallone impression was even better 😆

[@DrVenture45]

Sometimes lousy, off-key music get a chuckle out of me rather than making me feel like even more of a loser. 😂

[@Dabbewear8382]

At least Pokémon Scarlet and Violet pull an Uno-reverse troll and set an NPC up like she's going to be a repeat of Mindy, only for the Haunter she trades you to actually evolve.

[@kingofpkf]

Finally.

[@maynardj.keenan8957]

Love your channel so much that I swear you guys have done this list three times at least just named slightly different each time. Definitely have mentioned the ninja gaiden pink ribbon f you in a video before which also had the Jeff goldbloom go outside Easter egg listed in it.

[@drgonzo123]

18:15 that’s a pretty damn good Sly impression. Lmao 😂

[@codmanout9861]

7:33 Sorry, Falcon, run that by me again? Ayann? You mean Ayane? Aye-ahn-ay? I know, I know. I sound like one of "those guys", but any kind of mispronunciation always grinds my gears.

[@Domepeezy]

It killed me too😂😂😂

[@nerdyneo21]

EXACTLY what I came to the comments for too! I’m happy to be “that guy”. How are you this big of a gaming youtube channel and you DON’T KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE NAMES?!?!?!

[@earvinarabia8733]

You can add Dance Dance Revolution here (the very first one). When you fail a song the announcer will tell you: "Oh man you suck get outta here!" And I took that insult personally, because here I am still playing the game after two decades.

[@SatiricalStocks]

Editing in this one was 10/10 chefs kiss

[@HankChinaski27]

I had no idea what to expect with Disco Elysium, but was surprised when I took all the safe options and my game ended in less than an hour. I need to jump back in and play with options more.

[@StarfieldWX-tb42]

Ian Malcom, of all people, telling me to touch grass is one of the greatest gamer nerd insult moments in the history of the world.

[@jimmybellmon1268]

I remember sports video games where if you're getting destroyed, the announcers would say, "If this was a video game, I'd press reset"

[@Xylarxcode]

The Pokemon Diamond/Pearl one still stings to this day and I wasn't even a kid anymore when this game first came out. That was such a big slap in the face. I'll never trust anyone again, real or fictional!

[@jacobbocks4798]

I would literally watch anything if Falcon was commentating over it 😍

[@theboony288]

That "You are dead!"-song in number 6.. I laughed so hard. "Thought you were hot - Guess what - you're not"

[@Creepachrist]

I’m loving these top 20 lists lately my dudes! More gameranx is just what the doctor orders 🐐🤘

[@JustSomeExpat]

Every time I've had a bad day, Falcon never fails to disappoint. How does he know? He's powers... Who can say what can do?

[@againstalltyrants9001]

I love the goldblum roast lol he's great

[@b3games146]

"failure is the natural consequence of trying" is the most yoda style dis ever

[@distant2soul]

Another great video, that neir replicant one is strange, cause in neir automata it’s something you have to do to get a trophy, which is awkward when someone walks into the room, and your trying to say, no no it’s for a trophy. Sure sure 😂

[@fartmcgiggles2171]

greatest gaming channel on the YTs. keep it up

[@icystoner2711]

Phantom Pain is unreasonably stupid hard at times, can’t blame the player for having a tough time, especially when it comes to fighting the ghost dudes

[@flimsywrist3176]

The Jeff Goldblum thing is low key really annoying. Imagine insulting your customers like that. Literally the perfect demographic for a game company too.

[@AVgill22]

Ah got my weekend entertainment sorted thanks guys

[@ALIMAN-fr5kp]

Love the Always Sunny reference 🤘🏻😂

[@mithrilmage]

The Pokemon one really hit home, i was devastated and immediately knew where Falcon was going with this as soon as it started.

[@Smashingrascal]

For as many times as I've played Pokemon Pearl I didn't remember that trade. But the moment he mentioned a Haunter and trading it clicked and I started laughing. It's a very good joke and just makes so much sense. Wonder if you could also pull it off with the online trading that game had.

[@kingofpkf]

As a fan since the early days I so knew that was going to happen and was still mad about it.

[@Bloodspilla28]

Normalize "neener neener" everywhere lmao

[@happyjoesleafyproduction6955]

Borderlands and batman just stickout to me from my childhood

[@gamestorm04]

A funny little “go touch grass” joke from the devs of The Crew 2, after playing for 24 hours total, you get an achievement (can’t remember what the name is, may be Virtual Reality) with a description of something along the lines of “You’ve been in our virtual world for 24 hours… we just thought you should know.”

[@mitchellguerrerio]

That Haunter trick would’ve absolutely infuriated me

[@calumleonhart]

Exact same thing happened to me with undertale. I played Deltarune Chapter 1 first before buying UT so i knew about the spare all monsters mechanic as its better explained in DR. But yeah classic ahh she'll only surrender when you get her health really low (like capturing a pokemon) and then bam! critical hit. I reset and i got shivers with what flowey said, i wasnt insulted but i was like wtf how does he know, i reset the game it the same save. Was wild and instantly got me hooked on UT. If this isnt how a spare all monsters ran began as your first time play through and you werent expecting it IMO you defo missed out on that twist :D

[@bigsmilie07]

The lost world jurrasic park needs a remake and bully needs a remake/sequel

[@seancowan6737]

Suck that at one point rockstar had planned to make a 2nd bully then dropped it shame even today I bet it would sell like hotcakes 😭😭😭

[@piotrgwizd5733]

“Gun” mentioned in two videos HELLYEAA🦅🦅🦅

[@chazp5873]

During the bully segment at number 11. Does anybody else see the direct correlation between bully and GTA3’s Claude outfit 😂?!

[@jordanm666]

The way you said fuck you killed me 😂😂😂

[@RickBeckman]

Rama, a point and click adventure game for PC based on the novel "Rendezvous with Rama," features Arthur C. Clarke himself appearing after you die to mock you for doing so. It's amazing. (And the game is great too - plays like Myst.)

[@ASCARNAZ]

4:01 Fallout 4 has a similar door, but this one spawns a sentry bot. The door is in the swamp, near the primary school if I remember correctly

[@DaySoze]

I just love Falcons voice 🐦‍🔥

[@moh.g.]

Been waiting for this notification, goated channel!!

[@CampingwithCurly]

Jeff Goldblum, lead actor of some of the best sci-fi movies of the 21st century, literally told the mega nerds to touch grass, and I think that’s amazing.

[@llSereniityIl]

I remember on OG MW3 when you went to prestige and cancelled they played chicken noises. That one hurt lol

[@LexusLFA554]

Fallout 4 has a similar door to Fallout 3. On top of saying FU it also spawns a Deathclaw. It is near the Paste project at the Suffolk Charter School.

[@Datboi_23]

Shadow Of Mordor/War: being killed by literally any orc or olog. Sure, they could come up with some random shit like "I will use your body as fuel for the Dark Lord's army" or "I smell a promotion coming", but every once in a while, you'll get something so vulgar, so MIND-BOGGLINGLY insulting, you can't even be mad at him. I fucking love it.

[@Durwood71]

In Shadow of War, an orc captain can add insult to injury by taking your weapon and breaking it. If you face him again, he'll further insult you with something like, "Where's that shiny sword of yours? Oh, that's right, it's in little pieces!" Thankfully, if you beat him the next time, you can retrieve the pieces and have it reforged with additional perks, but does he really have to rub it in?

[@larrywalsh9939]

4:-08 - "You can find a bunch of satellites grouped together..." I could find no satellites there at all. Are they hidden behind the parabolic antennae?

[@AzoTheRed]

The fact that Metal Gear Solid for the PSX isn't on here is criminal. Psycho Mantis literally reads your memory card and your every move... and the only way to beat him is to switch controller ports.

[@king-chemist1967]

Seriously GUN is one of my favorites from back in the days..... never knew you could fail thst part....lol

[@DannyZanny249]

Great work ❤

[@svensharpsword9837]

Please do a list of celebrities in video games 😂 it's so corny it's actually really funny

[@JFDSmit-rm6tw]

Z by The Bitmap Brothers: if you take more sectors than the opponent: "C'mon, let's go!" "Let's take the fort!" etc. If the opponent takes more sectors than you: "You suck!" "You're gonna lose!"

[@rondgratejr5794]

Ds2 muldron is perfect example of insulting the player, he emote insulting you when you die by him,attack you while still being a barrel and runs to the worst enemies to help him fight you.

[@SammaclauseGamgee]

HAHA. The Crestfallen Warrior even calls you a rascal for attacking him. Reminds me of Potion Seller. Such an oddly weak insult for what was actually done. 😂

[@SlimDoes]

i really thought south park snow day would've been on here with how hard it goes at you for dying. Also making sure your friends can hear it too.