20 WORST Tips from 2000 Hours in Satisfactory!

[@manofmushroom1849]

As a new player myself I found this tutorial very useful and made the game so much easier

[@Mrflash222006]

Try taking a crab fly for a walk 100% better than a boring doggo

[@kilamir]

Its a april fool

[@manofmushroom1849]

@@kilamir indeed

[@mvb02]

​@@kilamir🤓

[@Kriztian10290]

Damm! Same 😢

[@jackmcfetridge]

Coffee Stain’s April fools video was the first thing I watched this morning, I won’t be duped again, certainly not by a player who doesn’t even have a verified fixit employee badge

[@dethdukk]

Is it bad that the alternate that lets you skip the iron rods step for screws is actually one of my favorite alternates?

[@Flopcopp]

Same here

[@Wildemut]

My favorite is the Diluted fuel alternate recipe.

[@balaclavaboi7785]

One of the best alts

[@LabTech41]

I really hope they eventually put in alternates for steel beams and pipes; the bottleneck is really a pain in the butt for using certain other alternates.

[@matthewrodeffer7815]

I think the goal is to eliminate screws altogether. I haven't really played around with alternate recipes though.

[@SmokinWarthog]

Ok, well done. I finally realized what's happening two thirds into the video. The factory cart was too much 🤗

[@the_nick_knack]

I finally got it when he advised to spend tickets on biomass lmao

[@EmeraldJlan]

I figured it out at the beginning because of the 10k iron lol

[@the_nick_knack]

@@EmeraldJlan At that point I was like "man, it must have been a while since he played early game cause that is some awful advice" lol

[@jeanremynoble1798]

It took me way too long to figure this out, though the creeping sense of horror started with "keep making more screws forever"

[@lucasjacobs9195]

I got it at the useless quartz nodes

[@johnb0815]

2:55 you forgot the mention the charcoal and biocoal alternate recipes. with these you can get more power out of your plant stuff but still have all the coal form the miners for steel production. and then switch to liquid biofuel as soon as you can

[@Michblack0000]

That caterium trick for the nuclear plant is *brilliant*!!! I'm gonna go load up some storage containers and add a few splitters immediately! Thanks Kibitz!

[@bwpbwp9613]

Mergers?

[@Michblack0000]

@@bwpbwp9613 Mergers...

[@skootlebop]

took me almost half the video to realize its an april fools joke

[@WoodrosWorld]

The moment he said ignore coal as long as possible... 😂😂😂

[@KittykittyLookout]

i didnt know till the end.....

[@Chainsawmaniac1983]

really? 😮

[@jamesenlayton4441]

Same

[@gwallace5403]

I was hoping he had some meta tips in there that might be useful in at least one way.

[@malumphasma]

Kibz, now I only have 1400 hours in Satisfactory, but I would like to add that when you have 50 biofuel burners it can help to have blade runners so you can constantly run between the burners and keep them full.😉

[@0TioDudu0]

The "build a bunch of burners" is actually a good tip for before coal power. More burners = load more distributed = biomass burns slower = more time between refills.

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

I usually get up to around 8 or so Biomass burners (not counting the ones that are part of the HQ) before I swap to coal power. For me, it's the best balance between deep fuel reserves and the aggravation of checking fuel levels of multiple machines.

[@Vatharian]

@@noppornwongrassamee8941 oooops. I switch to coal, when I am around 40-50...

[@Rocker-1234]

if you have the refined power mod its even better cause you just build automated ones and a plant to make biomass/solid biomass and theyll sort themselves out while youre exploring and building

[@kujian]

Best part of the video is knowing how painful it must have been for you to merge that caterium into your nuclear set up

[@turosianarcher8771]

Took me all the way up until the bit about automating screws to remember what day this video was made. Well played sir, well played.

[@Anson_AKB]

it took me no time at all when reading the title :-) (or did he change the title afterwards?)

[@maddiekeller4185]

it took me up until sinking raw quartz to realise !! :D

[@crightbrayons8416]

2000? Man now I feel so much better about my playthrough. I'm no where near as creative as kibz. Always was so amazed at his vids.

[@raeraeella6426]

Yea so am I, but not in the way you are. I'm amazed his graphics card still works.

[@andrewhoward6946]

If you follow these tips, you'll reach 2,000 hours of playtime too! Before you even finish all your milestones!

[@ms06rider]

The "useless nodes" tip at 5:40 is actually pretty damn solid. Quartz gives quite a few points - if you sink them until you actually use them, you can generate a lot of coupons early on with litlle to no effort and power usage. If you first produce the other "better" quartz stuff, it'll produce even more.

[@Stoney3K]

The same with Uranium Ore if you can find one early on.

[@Ghan04]

No troll, I actually like the cast screw recipe if I find it in the early game. Before you can completely eliminate screws it saves on production steps and machine count. Not useful late game since you tend to avoid screws but if you find it in your first few hard drives it is useful!

[@michaelvergamini9550]

Cast screw is great for heavy modular frames.

[@darkwelder9736]

When you added caterium to the uranium belt my heart literally skipped for a second. Genious idea, gotta use it everywhere!

[@eamonnator]

As soon as he recommended screws I started laughing. GG kibz have a wonderful April Fools

[@yosemitedan7457]

I have been searching favorite channels and game most of the day looking for this kind of content and must give props where due. One of the better April Fool's takes out there. Just enough legit advice to keep me watching for the stuff that was total joke. Most are just tossing out something patently unlikely.

[@dmdeemer]

Watching this on April 3. I actually hope Kibitz takes this down soon, because it's not obvious it was posted April 1 and he does it so deadpan that some noobs might actually believe it. Also, it's hillarious. Thanks, Kibitz!

[@TheDementation]

Kibitz, not giving us the tips we want, but giving us the tips we need.🙃

[@llandy123]

I found this advice to be very helpful. I ran around the whole map converting every iron mine into a screw factory and now I almost have enough screws.

[@zendakon8299]

cast iron screws and any recipe that speeds up reinforced iron plates are my favorites.

[@reaprcussion5703]

I didn't even realize until he mentioned coal power. I was like "eh, disagree but it might work for him" smh got me good

[@lucasstrong9208]

Now I've heard a lot of people hate on caterium wire, but honestly I use it a lot, it saves so much time building giant infrastructure in places where I've already got excess caterium but don't have copper/iron nearby.

[@gwallace5403]

I would really really like a followup video of this that's actually helpful. I feel like you're one of the more experienced players to be explaining how people should use oil etc. I have two of your turbo fuel power plants now, I'm still preparing to jump straight into plutonium without having a basic nuclear phase.

[@hirschragou3887]

I love the fact that you added the caterium thing😂

[@frankmckenneth9254]

0:28 That's it. thats all i needed to know. Finding copious amounts of beans is the most critical information a man can get.

[@Kuwaiden]

Really took me 5 mins into the video to realize it was an april fool's video well played kibitz

[@iskexxeri]

First! Great to see your still on Satisfactory kibz! Many give up sooner or later because they got bored :'( Loving the vids so far x THE PIONEER MUST CARRY ON TO THE 500K Mark x

[@mjdapp]

You monster Kibitz - Thanks to your video I was forced to drop all my other projects just to see it a factory cart can be made to follow a programmed track.

[@TSGPL]

those are some SOLID tips! Can't wait to start a new world using these! 😄

[@Anson_AKB]

nothing can be so bad that it can't be used at least as some deterrent example. and sometimes even give a new view on something and some (different) good ideas.

[@control9lcme]

You forgot portable miner alt recipe, it is very important to automate them as soon as possible, so that you can bring the whole bunch with you wherever you go and have them mining those sweet resources you find along the way. Especially well if you use no mods for bigger inventory.

[@imaginaryfriend4512]

You forgot to mention: Do not under any circumstances use foundations.

[@shawnboltz501]

“And it’s a really good maintenance exercise” 😂 I may have snorted

[@incantrix1337]

I just bought the game, looking forward to getting started! Your advice is greatly appreciated!

[@combycat]

Oof…

[@NikolasH123]

im 50% sure this is a april fools vid... the other 50% is just the probability of kibitz losing his mind from building... or from the goat music

[@lucasbrunelli3183]

That video hurts me in so many ways, I love it

[@michaelwaegemans6802]

Could not have done it without this video! Keep up the good work Kibz!!

[@finleygrant3867]

Man, I remember my first playthrough when I tried to get coal power as quickly as possible. What an absolute nightmare. I wish this video was out when I started playing!

[@Ange1ofD4rkness]

I am mixed, the alternative Screw Receipt is a great one, but, then I realized you left out Steel Ingots and the Pure Iron and Copper ... I quickly saw where this was going (as if the title wasn't clear enough) ... also just realized this aired on April 1st

[@iancrone2906]

I forgot this was a joke video and thought these tips would genuinely help me.

[@Nerazmus]

Important tip is also that Space Elevator is really endgame stuff. So you should ignore it for like first 300 hours before you get a hang of the game.

[@Fallub]

Fantastic. Best laugh I have had all Thanks Kibz.

[@KEBW1144]

All the formulas for screws..... I never knew. This made my game so much easier!!

[@fromandtounknown6575]

i mean, the scre alts are actually good for the recipes where you need the screws

[@Bender24k]

I didn't pay enough attention until you recommended the Goat Sim soundtrack. Then I said '2000 hours? What, last month? Wait - Ohhhhhh.' Good one!

[@Sarstan]

Can't believe I've never tried these myself. Can't wait to spend the first 150 hours getting a solid base of materials I produce by hand and I realize I haven't been automating enough screws. I'm glad I never really bothered with coal. I can't believe you suggested buying biomass though! Honestly I think that's just stupid. Buy the biofuel instead! Much more cost effective. I'm an accountant, so I promise the numbers add up.

[@eamonnator]

Rest in Peace lizard doggo you will be missed

[@teta1956]

Not even one minute into the video and im already dying inside

[@hanse4264]

Imo the iron screw recipe is the best, think it's something like 260 per 1 steel beam, grab a quick 60 line of ur steel beams n make a quick 15600 screws per minute

[@huffy737]

I think the crude oil turned straight into fuel made me laugh the hardest.

[@GettingStabby]

... I actually got something useful out of that video. I didn't know you could use factory carts in truck stops. I am absolutely going to have them running high value packages around the map now.

[@parzival3684]

THE SECRETS HAVE BEEN SPILLED!

[@xhomishi]

I was willing to entertain those "tips" for far too long. Well played sir, well played.

[@ErikVanKelst]

I find stitched iron plates extremely useful throughout the whole game, without it you need a ton more screws as you mentioned 😂 Great video as per usual, keep it up 👍

[@codipherus66]

I was half asleep watching this think, ok yeah thats good. Then after a few tips I started thinking, "wait no that's not a good idea". Then I realized what day it was.

[@gwallace5403]

Kibitz you're a monster. You don't mention the world map snapping points early, none of my bases line up :(

[@Geekelite]

I'm pretty sure Kibz has clocked more like 6000 hours in game at this stage. But very erh, useful tips, anyway ! :)

[@Turfut730]

April fool's Contract Complete : I'm a brand new player, and it took me around 8 minutes to realize your were actually trolling... Good job < 3

[@sawyermccall2370]

When the boombox came out I wanted to save coupons so I only bought the goat simulator tape and now that song haunts my nightmares because I listened to it way too much

[@buildingfactory]

LOL you had me at: Build tons of biomass burners!

[@thomashenderson3326]

I was laughing too hard until you nuked the doggo... too far man, too far. LMAO

[@occultvalor8716]

I've never made it past making steel in the game myself, I've always been more set on exploring. I was actually taking everything to heart until he brought up using the Fixcit cart instead of trucks and then I realized what day it is.

[@a.alkydere9549]

Okay, legitimately did not realize nuclear fuel rods could power vehicles.

[@Azlak]

Thanks you SOO much for the tips.. I just deleted my 100 Nuclear Power Plants, and replaced them with 8.333 Biomass Burners instead.. Now I don't have to worry about radioactive stuff no more. I only spend 11 hours, each time I log on, to feed them with flowers and grass, so I can keep my constructors online to make them screws!! Again, thank you so much!

[@wild_lee_coyote]

The only friendly animal is the spiders. You just have to give them a hug and they will be your best friend

[@impracticalPhysics]

My man Kibz be using uranium to power his trucks🤣🤣 Also I'd say that last tip is probably the worst one of them all.

[@sertaki]

Finally, we get a good onboarding video for new players. Really hits all the right notes.

[@theonewhoplays9450]

You know... When I started playing I've came across this video and thought "some of these tips are actually useful... Probably..." So I've hand craft my stuff for the first 10 hours before discovering how fun it is to automate things... Thank you past kibz XD😅

[@giggleanthropisticon7061]

I've never been so efficient at making screws until this video

[@astrid2432]

not even a minute into the video and I learned something new, like the spacebar thing to be fair: the first music tape was the goat sim one xD

[@joesheridan95]

Good april fools :D :D And that little caterium-joke really got my... i basically died when you said caterium in the context of nuclear power :D :D What a nightmare that must have been for you.

[@vetres3]

the crafing metod i actually used for like a week lmao

[@05TE]

My number one tip: Always leave things for future you to sort out! This way you never run out of things to do!

[@RobertCollins-uq6jb]

2 minutes and 26 seconds before I realized... well done good sir, well done. lol

[@BeCurieUs]

Hey, I actually use that steel to screw recipe! I sometimes turn my entire factor to steel mode in so much as is possible

[@Madhayter]

it took me until you started talking about how to scare off beans to actually realize this is a joke video. It didn't even click for me that today is april fools day well done Kibitz, well done 😭

[@TheBeholder333]

sinking the extra resources that you can't / won't use at the moment while exploring is actually a good tip, especially for people who did not memorize the whole map

[@crankyhead1089]

LOL this april fools video was sooooo subtle, i was confused watching this until we reached the oil part

[@mhymullaney]

Ayyy, stoked that you'll be at LTX!! less stoked that I won't be there. Will be a blast!

[@egornick9206]

A normal looking guide from professional as an April joke. How cruel. I love it!

[@shadowhawx]

Rough day today and fairly drunk as I watched this. Was confused as fuck. Lol you really got me with this. Great video.

[@mradamdavies]

I've not played the game in a while... A few times I forgot this was a worst tips video :)

[@DillJosh007]

2:10 I feel very attacked lol

[@scottvisakowitz6326]

The zoom in on the bean was hilarious

[@KalNertea]

I've been playing for 80+hrs and I did EVERYTHING wrong. Thank you so much for help I will now delete all of my saves and start anew Glory to Screws!

[@jonmab6990]

I don't care how much you emphasize it. I AM NOT GETTING FUEL FOR THAT MANY BURNERS!!! lmao

[@Jotolink]

"After you've crafted 10,000 or so You are able to start the game" true statement and the Satisfactory devs are sweating rn... The only thing I do different is get the Miner up then put a crafting bench near the miner and just grab materials... also I usually go toward that beach area with the pure copper and iron nodes past that caterim node thats on the waterfall and bulid over that whole river/ocean soo much space for activities...

[@Mike-qo7vq]

The only USEFUL tip I got from this was that if you tap space in the craft bench or equipment workshop, then it automaticaly crafts

[@user-iq5cf2cp7t]

Why didn't you mention alternate recepie for coal? This is literally the most useful alternate recepie in the game! You can get 2000 coal from just a stack of wood. You can't automate it, so what? You don't need the infinite amount of coal, you just need a lot of it. Jokes aside it really is a useful recepie IN SOME CASES. I love it!

[@Nano-fh6zb]

What?

[@user-iq5cf2cp7t]

@@Nano-fh6zb I said:"Why didn't you mention alternate recepie for coal? This is literally the most useful alternate recepie in the game! You can get 2000 coal from just a stack of wood. You can't automate it, so what? You don't need the infinite amount of coal, you just need a lot of it. Jokes aside it really is a useful recepie IN SOME CASES. I love it!"

[@skylerharris379]

I like the Goat Simulator music tip, that's definitely my favorite, helped with the factory a lot

[@asavah]

Great tips, thx Kibz. Without your tips we would be _screwed_.

[@Scott_03]

'clap clap clap', well done sir, well done.

[@Psoewish]

For just a split second at the start, I forgot the title and thought this was a serious video xD

[@thomasdamourette4331]

I actually use ficsit cart inmy factory to delivers nuclear furl rod to reactor since it doesn't require a huge throughput it's the perfect vehicule

[@neilsiebenthal9254]

The Caterium in the uranium line made me laugh. I remember when you did that.

[@mossonthetree]

Bruh -_- You killed Bean, and doggo. May ALL your nodes become impure

[@datsawesome3241]

I legit paused at 1 30 mark and wanted to rant and rant. But then, i remembered. You sneeky bastard.

[@IsThatDrak]

took me waaay too long before i saw the date here i was thinking who the hell is this guy lol great video my fav part is when you nuked the doggo! xD

[@krandeloy]

I'm sad half way through is when I finally realized what tips I missed.

[@TretrebuchPlay]

Love the typo at the end: Don't follow these tips expect of this one, telling you "to now follow the other tips". :-D