As a new player myself I found this tutorial very useful and made the game so much easier
@Mrflash222006 Жыл бұрын
Try taking a crab fly for a walk 100% better than a boring doggo
@kilamir Жыл бұрын
Its a april fool
@manofmushroom1849 Жыл бұрын
@@kilamir indeed
@mvb02 Жыл бұрын
@@kilamir🤓
@Kriztian10290 Жыл бұрын
Damm! Same 😢
@jackmcfetridge Жыл бұрын
Coffee Stain’s April fools video was the first thing I watched this morning, I won’t be duped again, certainly not by a player who doesn’t even have a verified fixit employee badge
@dethdukk Жыл бұрын
Is it bad that the alternate that lets you skip the iron rods step for screws is actually one of my favorite alternates?
@Flopcopp Жыл бұрын
Same here
@Wildemut Жыл бұрын
My favorite is the Diluted fuel alternate recipe.
@balaclavaboi7785 Жыл бұрын
One of the best alts
@LabTech41 Жыл бұрын
I really hope they eventually put in alternates for steel beams and pipes; the bottleneck is really a pain in the butt for using certain other alternates.
@matthewrodeffer7815 Жыл бұрын
I think the goal is to eliminate screws altogether. I haven't really played around with alternate recipes though.
@SmokinWarthog Жыл бұрын
Ok, well done. I finally realized what's happening two thirds into the video. The factory cart was too much 🤗
@the_nick_knack Жыл бұрын
I finally got it when he advised to spend tickets on biomass lmao
@EmeraldJlan Жыл бұрын
I figured it out at the beginning because of the 10k iron lol
@the_nick_knack Жыл бұрын
@@EmeraldJlan At that point I was like "man, it must have been a while since he played early game cause that is some awful advice" lol
@jeanremynoble1798 Жыл бұрын
It took me way too long to figure this out, though the creeping sense of horror started with "keep making more screws forever"
@lucasjacobs9195 Жыл бұрын
I got it at the useless quartz nodes
@johnb0815 Жыл бұрын
2:55 you forgot the mention the charcoal and biocoal alternate recipes. with these you can get more power out of your plant stuff but still have all the coal form the miners for steel production. and then switch to liquid biofuel as soon as you can
@Michblack0000 Жыл бұрын
That caterium trick for the nuclear plant is *brilliant*!!! I'm gonna go load up some storage containers and add a few splitters immediately! Thanks Kibitz!
@bwpbwp9613 Жыл бұрын
Mergers?
@Michblack0000 Жыл бұрын
@@bwpbwp9613 Mergers...
@skootlebop Жыл бұрын
took me almost half the video to realize its an april fools joke
@WoodrosWorld Жыл бұрын
The moment he said ignore coal as long as possible... 😂😂😂
@KittykittyLookout Жыл бұрын
i didnt know till the end.....
@Chainsawmaniac1983 Жыл бұрын
really? 😮
@jamesenlayton4441 Жыл бұрын
Same
@gwallace5403 Жыл бұрын
I was hoping he had some meta tips in there that might be useful in at least one way.
@malumphasma Жыл бұрын
Kibz, now I only have 1400 hours in Satisfactory, but I would like to add that when you have 50 biofuel burners it can help to have blade runners so you can constantly run between the burners and keep them full.😉
@0TioDudu0 Жыл бұрын
The "build a bunch of burners" is actually a good tip for before coal power. More burners = load more distributed = biomass burns slower = more time between refills.
@noppornwongrassamee8941 Жыл бұрын
I usually get up to around 8 or so Biomass burners (not counting the ones that are part of the HQ) before I swap to coal power. For me, it's the best balance between deep fuel reserves and the aggravation of checking fuel levels of multiple machines.
@Vatharian Жыл бұрын
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 oooops. I switch to coal, when I am around 40-50...
@Rocker-1234 Жыл бұрын
if you have the refined power mod its even better cause you just build automated ones and a plant to make biomass/solid biomass and theyll sort themselves out while youre exploring and building
@kujian Жыл бұрын
Best part of the video is knowing how painful it must have been for you to merge that caterium into your nuclear set up
@turosianarcher8771 Жыл бұрын
Took me all the way up until the bit about automating screws to remember what day this video was made. Well played sir, well played.
@Anson_AKB Жыл бұрын
it took me no time at all when reading the title :-) (or did he change the title afterwards?)
@maddiekeller418515 күн бұрын
it took me up until sinking raw quartz to realise !! :D
@crightbrayons8416 Жыл бұрын
2000? Man now I feel so much better about my playthrough. I'm no where near as creative as kibz. Always was so amazed at his vids.
@raeraeella6426 Жыл бұрын
Yea so am I, but not in the way you are. I'm amazed his graphics card still works.
@andrewhoward6946 Жыл бұрын
If you follow these tips, you'll reach 2,000 hours of playtime too! Before you even finish all your milestones!
@ms06rider Жыл бұрын
The "useless nodes" tip at 5:40 is actually pretty damn solid. Quartz gives quite a few points - if you sink them until you actually use them, you can generate a lot of coupons early on with litlle to no effort and power usage. If you first produce the other "better" quartz stuff, it'll produce even more.
@Stoney3K28 күн бұрын
The same with Uranium Ore if you can find one early on.
@Ghan04 Жыл бұрын
No troll, I actually like the cast screw recipe if I find it in the early game. Before you can completely eliminate screws it saves on production steps and machine count. Not useful late game since you tend to avoid screws but if you find it in your first few hard drives it is useful!
@michaelvergamini9550 Жыл бұрын
Cast screw is great for heavy modular frames.
@darkwelder9736 Жыл бұрын
When you added caterium to the uranium belt my heart literally skipped for a second. Genious idea, gotta use it everywhere!
@eamonnator Жыл бұрын
As soon as he recommended screws I started laughing. GG kibz have a wonderful April Fools
@yosemitedan7457 Жыл бұрын
I have been searching favorite channels and game most of the day looking for this kind of content and must give props where due. One of the better April Fool's takes out there. Just enough legit advice to keep me watching for the stuff that was total joke. Most are just tossing out something patently unlikely.
@dmdeemer Жыл бұрын
Watching this on April 3. I actually hope Kibitz takes this down soon, because it's not obvious it was posted April 1 and he does it so deadpan that some noobs might actually believe it. Also, it's hillarious. Thanks, Kibitz!
@TheDementation Жыл бұрын
Kibitz, not giving us the tips we want, but giving us the tips we need.🙃
@llandy123 Жыл бұрын
I found this advice to be very helpful. I ran around the whole map converting every iron mine into a screw factory and now I almost have enough screws.
@zendakon8299 Жыл бұрын
cast iron screws and any recipe that speeds up reinforced iron plates are my favorites.
@reaprcussion5703 Жыл бұрын
I didn't even realize until he mentioned coal power. I was like "eh, disagree but it might work for him" smh got me good
@lucasstrong9208 Жыл бұрын
Now I've heard a lot of people hate on caterium wire, but honestly I use it a lot, it saves so much time building giant infrastructure in places where I've already got excess caterium but don't have copper/iron nearby.
@gwallace5403 Жыл бұрын
I would really really like a followup video of this that's actually helpful. I feel like you're one of the more experienced players to be explaining how people should use oil etc. I have two of your turbo fuel power plants now, I'm still preparing to jump straight into plutonium without having a basic nuclear phase.
@hirschragou3887 Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that you added the caterium thing😂
@frankmckenneth9254 Жыл бұрын
0:28 That's it. thats all i needed to know. Finding copious amounts of beans is the most critical information a man can get.
@Kuwaiden Жыл бұрын
Really took me 5 mins into the video to realize it was an april fool's video well played kibitz
@iskexxeri Жыл бұрын
First! Great to see your still on Satisfactory kibz! Many give up sooner or later because they got bored :'( Loving the vids so far x THE PIONEER MUST CARRY ON TO THE 500K Mark x
@mjdapp Жыл бұрын
You monster Kibitz - Thanks to your video I was forced to drop all my other projects just to see it a factory cart can be made to follow a programmed track.
@TSGPL Жыл бұрын
those are some SOLID tips! Can't wait to start a new world using these! 😄
@Anson_AKB Жыл бұрын
nothing can be so bad that it can't be used at least as some deterrent example. and sometimes even give a new view on something and some (different) good ideas.
@control9lcme Жыл бұрын
You forgot portable miner alt recipe, it is very important to automate them as soon as possible, so that you can bring the whole bunch with you wherever you go and have them mining those sweet resources you find along the way. Especially well if you use no mods for bigger inventory.
@imaginaryfriend4512 Жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention: Do not under any circumstances use foundations.
@shawnboltz501 Жыл бұрын
“And it’s a really good maintenance exercise” 😂 I may have snorted
@incantrix1337 Жыл бұрын
I just bought the game, looking forward to getting started! Your advice is greatly appreciated!
@combycat8 ай бұрын
Oof…
@NikolasH123 Жыл бұрын
im 50% sure this is a april fools vid... the other 50% is just the probability of kibitz losing his mind from building... or from the goat music
@lucasbrunelli3183 Жыл бұрын
That video hurts me in so many ways, I love it
@michaelwaegemans6802 Жыл бұрын
Could not have done it without this video! Keep up the good work Kibz!!
@finleygrant3867 Жыл бұрын
Man, I remember my first playthrough when I tried to get coal power as quickly as possible. What an absolute nightmare. I wish this video was out when I started playing!
@Ange1ofD4rkness Жыл бұрын
I am mixed, the alternative Screw Receipt is a great one, but, then I realized you left out Steel Ingots and the Pure Iron and Copper ... I quickly saw where this was going (as if the title wasn't clear enough) ... also just realized this aired on April 1st
@iancrone2906 Жыл бұрын
I forgot this was a joke video and thought these tips would genuinely help me.
@Nerazmus Жыл бұрын
Important tip is also that Space Elevator is really endgame stuff. So you should ignore it for like first 300 hours before you get a hang of the game.
@Fallub Жыл бұрын
Fantastic. Best laugh I have had all Thanks Kibz.
@KEBW1144 Жыл бұрын
All the formulas for screws..... I never knew. This made my game so much easier!!
@fromandtounknown6575 Жыл бұрын
i mean, the scre alts are actually good for the recipes where you need the screws
@Bender24k Жыл бұрын
I didn't pay enough attention until you recommended the Goat Sim soundtrack. Then I said '2000 hours? What, last month? Wait - Ohhhhhh.' Good one!
@Sarstan Жыл бұрын
Can't believe I've never tried these myself. Can't wait to spend the first 150 hours getting a solid base of materials I produce by hand and I realize I haven't been automating enough screws. I'm glad I never really bothered with coal. I can't believe you suggested buying biomass though! Honestly I think that's just stupid. Buy the biofuel instead! Much more cost effective. I'm an accountant, so I promise the numbers add up.
@eamonnator Жыл бұрын
Rest in Peace lizard doggo you will be missed
@teta1956 Жыл бұрын
Not even one minute into the video and im already dying inside
@hanse4264 Жыл бұрын
Imo the iron screw recipe is the best, think it's something like 260 per 1 steel beam, grab a quick 60 line of ur steel beams n make a quick 15600 screws per minute
@huffy737 Жыл бұрын
I think the crude oil turned straight into fuel made me laugh the hardest.
@GettingStabby Жыл бұрын
... I actually got something useful out of that video. I didn't know you could use factory carts in truck stops. I am absolutely going to have them running high value packages around the map now.
@parzival3684 Жыл бұрын
THE SECRETS HAVE BEEN SPILLED!
@xhomishi Жыл бұрын
I was willing to entertain those "tips" for far too long. Well played sir, well played.
@ErikVanKelst Жыл бұрын
I find stitched iron plates extremely useful throughout the whole game, without it you need a ton more screws as you mentioned 😂 Great video as per usual, keep it up 👍
@codipherus66 Жыл бұрын
I was half asleep watching this think, ok yeah thats good. Then after a few tips I started thinking, "wait no that's not a good idea". Then I realized what day it was.
@gwallace5403 Жыл бұрын
Kibitz you're a monster. You don't mention the world map snapping points early, none of my bases line up :(
@Geekelite Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Kibz has clocked more like 6000 hours in game at this stage. But very erh, useful tips, anyway ! :)
@Turfut730 Жыл бұрын
April fool's Contract Complete : I'm a brand new player, and it took me around 8 minutes to realize your were actually trolling... Good job < 3
@sawyermccall2370 Жыл бұрын
When the boombox came out I wanted to save coupons so I only bought the goat simulator tape and now that song haunts my nightmares because I listened to it way too much
@buildingfactory Жыл бұрын
LOL you had me at: Build tons of biomass burners!
@thomashenderson3326 Жыл бұрын
I was laughing too hard until you nuked the doggo... too far man, too far. LMAO
@occultvalor8716 Жыл бұрын
I've never made it past making steel in the game myself, I've always been more set on exploring. I was actually taking everything to heart until he brought up using the Fixcit cart instead of trucks and then I realized what day it is.
@a.alkydere9549 Жыл бұрын
Okay, legitimately did not realize nuclear fuel rods could power vehicles.
@Azlak Жыл бұрын
Thanks you SOO much for the tips.. I just deleted my 100 Nuclear Power Plants, and replaced them with 8.333 Biomass Burners instead.. Now I don't have to worry about radioactive stuff no more. I only spend 11 hours, each time I log on, to feed them with flowers and grass, so I can keep my constructors online to make them screws!! Again, thank you so much!
@wild_lee_coyote Жыл бұрын
The only friendly animal is the spiders. You just have to give them a hug and they will be your best friend
@impracticalPhysics Жыл бұрын
My man Kibz be using uranium to power his trucks🤣🤣 Also I'd say that last tip is probably the worst one of them all.
@sertaki Жыл бұрын
Finally, we get a good onboarding video for new players. Really hits all the right notes.
@theonewhoplays9450Ай бұрын
You know... When I started playing I've came across this video and thought "some of these tips are actually useful... Probably..." So I've hand craft my stuff for the first 10 hours before discovering how fun it is to automate things... Thank you past kibz XD😅
@giggleanthropisticon7061 Жыл бұрын
I've never been so efficient at making screws until this video
@astrid2432 Жыл бұрын
not even a minute into the video and I learned something new, like the spacebar thing to be fair: the first music tape was the goat sim one xD
@joesheridan95 Жыл бұрын
Good april fools :D :D And that little caterium-joke really got my... i basically died when you said caterium in the context of nuclear power :D :D What a nightmare that must have been for you.
@vetres3 Жыл бұрын
the crafing metod i actually used for like a week lmao
@05TE Жыл бұрын
My number one tip: Always leave things for future you to sort out! This way you never run out of things to do!
@RobertCollins-uq6jb Жыл бұрын
2 minutes and 26 seconds before I realized... well done good sir, well done. lol
@BeCurieUs Жыл бұрын
Hey, I actually use that steel to screw recipe! I sometimes turn my entire factor to steel mode in so much as is possible
@Madhayter Жыл бұрын
it took me until you started talking about how to scare off beans to actually realize this is a joke video. It didn't even click for me that today is april fools day well done Kibitz, well done 😭
@TheBeholder333 Жыл бұрын
sinking the extra resources that you can't / won't use at the moment while exploring is actually a good tip, especially for people who did not memorize the whole map
@crankyhead1089 Жыл бұрын
LOL this april fools video was sooooo subtle, i was confused watching this until we reached the oil part
@mhymullaney Жыл бұрын
Ayyy, stoked that you'll be at LTX!! less stoked that I won't be there. Will be a blast!
@egornick9206 Жыл бұрын
A normal looking guide from professional as an April joke. How cruel. I love it!
@shadowhawx Жыл бұрын
Rough day today and fairly drunk as I watched this. Was confused as fuck. Lol you really got me with this. Great video.
@mradamdavies Жыл бұрын
I've not played the game in a while... A few times I forgot this was a worst tips video :)
@DillJosh007 Жыл бұрын
2:10 I feel very attacked lol
@scottvisakowitz6326 Жыл бұрын
The zoom in on the bean was hilarious
@KalNertea Жыл бұрын
I've been playing for 80+hrs and I did EVERYTHING wrong. Thank you so much for help I will now delete all of my saves and start anew Glory to Screws!
@jonmab6990 Жыл бұрын
I don't care how much you emphasize it. I AM NOT GETTING FUEL FOR THAT MANY BURNERS!!! lmao
@Jotolink Жыл бұрын
"After you've crafted 10,000 or so You are able to start the game" true statement and the Satisfactory devs are sweating rn... The only thing I do different is get the Miner up then put a crafting bench near the miner and just grab materials... also I usually go toward that beach area with the pure copper and iron nodes past that caterim node thats on the waterfall and bulid over that whole river/ocean soo much space for activities...
@Mike-qo7vq2 ай бұрын
The only USEFUL tip I got from this was that if you tap space in the craft bench or equipment workshop, then it automaticaly crafts
@user-iq5cf2cp7t10 ай бұрын
Why didn't you mention alternate recepie for coal? This is literally the most useful alternate recepie in the game! You can get 2000 coal from just a stack of wood. You can't automate it, so what? You don't need the infinite amount of coal, you just need a lot of it. Jokes aside it really is a useful recepie IN SOME CASES. I love it!
@Nano-fh6zb5 күн бұрын
What?
@user-iq5cf2cp7t4 күн бұрын
@@Nano-fh6zb I said:"Why didn't you mention alternate recepie for coal? This is literally the most useful alternate recepie in the game! You can get 2000 coal from just a stack of wood. You can't automate it, so what? You don't need the infinite amount of coal, you just need a lot of it. Jokes aside it really is a useful recepie IN SOME CASES. I love it!"
@skylerharris379 Жыл бұрын
I like the Goat Simulator music tip, that's definitely my favorite, helped with the factory a lot
@asavah Жыл бұрын
Great tips, thx Kibz. Without your tips we would be _screwed_.
@Scott_03 Жыл бұрын
'clap clap clap', well done sir, well done.
@Psoewish8 ай бұрын
For just a split second at the start, I forgot the title and thought this was a serious video xD
@thomasdamourette4331 Жыл бұрын
I actually use ficsit cart inmy factory to delivers nuclear furl rod to reactor since it doesn't require a huge throughput it's the perfect vehicule
@neilsiebenthal9254 Жыл бұрын
The Caterium in the uranium line made me laugh. I remember when you did that.
@mossonthetree Жыл бұрын
Bruh -_- You killed Bean, and doggo. May ALL your nodes become impure
@datsawesome3241 Жыл бұрын
I legit paused at 1 30 mark and wanted to rant and rant. But then, i remembered. You sneeky bastard.
@IsThatDrak Жыл бұрын
took me waaay too long before i saw the date here i was thinking who the hell is this guy lol great video my fav part is when you nuked the doggo! xD
@krandeloy Жыл бұрын
I'm sad half way through is when I finally realized what tips I missed.
@TretrebuchPlay Жыл бұрын
Love the typo at the end: Don't follow these tips expect of this one, telling you "to now follow the other tips". :-D