2003 Ducati 999: Regular Car Reviews

[@maman89]

Slowly but surely regular car review videos gets harder and harder and harder to watch in public. Not even porn videos have this much grunting.

[@henrywolfe6929]

maman89 I'm assuming you weren't around for season 1 and 2

[@jacquesklapisch5065]

Try watching the Dodge Avenger review in public without getting arrested

[@solomonanczarski5402]

I was just going to say compared to his old stuff, most his recents are pretty vanilla.

[@satellite964]

I thought they were getting tamer.

[@maman89]

Brooo his old stuff is way more BROOOOO. His. Old. Stuff. Aka. I got here before youuu. Aka. I'm here first. Urrrgggghhhhhhh. I'm so hipster I knew Regular Car Review before Regular Car Review knew Regular Car Review. #first

[@TheFitITGuy]

Don't mind my sweaty back guys. It was a scolding hot day and I was wearing pretty thick, non-perforated leathers lol. And we stayed in that parking lot for a couple hours. Thanks again Mr. Regular for coming down. It was a pleasure meeting you! Really enjoyed this vid haha.

[@ericisabitchful]

MichaelV what are those pants?! I need them. Just bought the bike, now I need those pants

[@TheFitITGuy]

Dainese leather pants. That color scheme is a few years old so it would be hard to find them, maybe on ebay

[@matthewkrupa-gregory9682]

Dude that’s an amazing bike! Mad props to you man

[@ljgarrison6910]

@@SpoookyLegs I bet you think "adventurous" is missionary with the lights off.

[@VroomBroomZoom]

@@ljgarrison6910 😂

[@georgeyougha9278]

what the hell did I just watch

[@ComandanteJ]

An awesome vid by an awesome guy, about an awesome machine.

[@Snofielf]

+George Yougha It's called Hentai, and it's art.

[@RegularCars]

WELCOME!

[@TDF-kt9tl]

HE REPLIED

[@maoristereo]

You missed an oportunity to quote "song of the sausage creature"

[@EcclecticNerd]

*pounds desk* NEIN NEIN NEIN

[@malevolenceXXXensues]

says BMW's motorcycle division :P

[@reinermiteibidde1009]

Fuck, i wanted to write that! Nevermind. And btw: NOT A CAR!

[@TheIJoystick]

TheKooster31 lol

[@Jay-jb2vr]

Ecclectic Nerd "I'm a yank.......I have a big army.....what are yay gonna do??....."

[@monsieurvalentine]

if i could youtube gold you, i would.

[@grabarcnr]

"And then, you make the windshield useless." I DIED

[@toluwole]

Most people don’t realize how hard manufacturers have to work to make a windshield gorgeous yet useless.

[@bakerXderek]

I have one thing to say about that license plate....CHEAH!

[@DJMotoVlogs]

A CHEAH!

[@jessisherekilleen6289]

bakerXderek omg he is here, worship him..... CHEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TheIJoystick]

Cccccchea

[@zimkillgore]

baker, go home, you are drunk! also.... come ride with me in SD

[@boxtop2035]

That's just ol' lapdick looking out for ya

[@Ivo--]

This video makes me very sexually confused.

[@MilesFromExtraordinary]

So should this bike.

[@Sparkovi4]

mangina

[@hendo337]

Mr. Regular was too.

[@tommylyons3765]

This guy pairs the most informative motorcycle content, with a sense of humor I can actually respect and appreciate! Thanks man. Keep it up! Not a car guy but the wit is making me learn about cars.

[@nomadben]

Ducati is love, Ducati is life. Also, I never understood guys who leave their timing cover off. You're leaving a very critical piece of your engine, that is easily damaged by water and oil, open to the elements. Yes, it looks cool, but it's pretty fucking stupid from a practical standpoint.

[@TheFitITGuy]

I've seen tons of people do it on the forums. I've had it like that for a year now with no problems at all.

[@TiffanyIndigo]

Do you ever scuff up your pants on the belt or do you wear ATGATT leather?

[@Jirekianu]

You'd think going out and getting a high temperature acryllic cover wouldn't be prohibitively expensive. That way you get the protection with the visual.

[@TheFitITGuy]

I wear the leathers 95% of the time. With jeans on your leg still gets no where near the belt. But the spinning clutch does act as a good leg message at red lightlmao, and it doesn't scuff up the pants either.

[@TheFitITGuy]

Rizoma makes an acrylic cover for the timing belt but its around $250. Also the 999 R model has vent scoopts on both timing covers to get air in to increase longevity of the belts and keep it running cooler, which is another advantage of running an open cover.

[@theluckydawg2498]

Why don't you review a semi truck?

[@thehighvaluecat9313]

TheLuckyDawg24 probably doesn't have the proper license for it

[@Camhin1]

He reviewed a caravan bus

[@STUNT_GRANNY]

+Camhin1 You don't need a special license for one of those though

[@ilovepandas1246]

Camhin1 in America RVs are given an exception to the vehicle weight limit on our licenses. We can drive as heavy a motorhome as we can but we can't drive anything heavier than a van.

[@nuclearlion]

It would probably really expensive to go about this, even if he just got a permit, he'd need to get commercial insurance. It would be pretty badass though.

[@tk421dr]

Mr. Car Reviews, I really like the motorcycle episodes, I know nothing about bikes and I'm enjoying learning what you have to say. Keep up the good work!

[@TiffanyIndigo]

I'm coming from the opposite end. I like bikes and know nothing about cars but started to appreciate them after watching Mr.Regular.

[@omursariaslan3582]

SHUT UP! WE WANT CARS GODDAMMIT!

[@TiffanyIndigo]

Omur SARIASLAN Come to the dark side, Omur. Get 45 mpg on something that can do 0-60 in 3 seconds. You know you want to.

[@omursariaslan3582]

NOOOOOOO! NEVER! I DON'T LIKE THIS EPISODE! I DON'T LIKE THIS EPISODE! I LIKE THIS EPISODE.. NOOOOO!!!

[@Corkoth55]

"Mr car reviews"... What

[@trash3570]

I'm watching this while POOPING, praise to the BROWN

[@ReptilianAnusWizzard]

Same here😂

[@directconnection6661]

Ditto

[@themilkman3392]

So am I

[@opticalecho119]

I keep coming back to this video and seeing this comment at the top. I don’t know if that upsets me or makes me happy. TIME TO WIPE

[@trash3570]

@@opticalecho119 I have yet to leave the toilet

[@johngilroy4474]

the 999 has always been my dream bike. it was the bike i grew up knowing it was over powered in all the Midnight club games. and still I think it's the most attractive bike i've seen. even with this headlights, still it's what i grew up seeing. it was the equivalent of the R34 in Grand Turismo to me.

[@alastairward2774]

Stacked headlights make it look like one of the things from Neon Genesis Evangelion, side by side like something ridiculous and live action from the 80s.

[@servel2]

I love the headlight design, was pretty bummed when they switched back to the generic wasp looking one that every motorcycle has these days.

[@SPEEDTRIBESAKURA]

That "CHEAH" license plate tho.....CHHHHHHEEEEAAAAHHH!

[@TheFitITGuy]

CHEAHHHHH

[@InvictvsNox]

CHEAHHHHH

[@austinmadole3170]

HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEHHHHHHHHC!

[@H3ntairican]

omg how the fuck I didn't notice that Lmao I had to go back and look for it I was to distracted by the beauty

[@InvictvsNox]

H3ntairican Same. I had no idea how far the BXD rabbit hole went.

[@DalenHawkins]

Cars AND bikes? My hopes of Mr. Regular going both ways are becoming a reality! #nohomo #butmaybe #definitely

[@T.Riddle]

i feel like he's always been going both ways

[@GTChucker86]

He's always been reviewing bikes. Hell he even reviewed an Airplane

[@Renzol]

He's even reviewed a lawnmower.

[@oniinu]

Well at his heart he's a bike guy, he mentioned that some time ago that this all started from bikes.

[@carsnbikes914]

Dalen Does My name.

[@jodyestevens9911]

the dark slimy depths of youtube motorcycle reviews needs you back

[@Anon-9]

"Well Im a Yank so my country has a big army, what are you gonna do" xD

[@TheBroganBurke]

with the light on, that vertical headlight is sexier than you give them credit for. although that could my fetish for centered symmetry.

[@EjsReviews]

You're out of line, this bike is a beauty.

[@HarukoJisan]

I like the way the face of the 999 looks, but I'm also not a bike guy so it doesn't matter

[@TheFitITGuy]

It still a highly debated topic even 13 years later. Although a lot more people like the look of it now compared to when it first came out.

[@Lancaster604]

I like the way the face of the 999 looks. It looks like a cyborg. Like a portal core , one eye. HMM! SPACE!

[@Rainhill1829]

You got a flying Vespa, that's pretty kick ass.

[@timothycoyne5874]

The 999 has to be one of the longest seat-to-handlebars production bikes ever. You feel like you’re reaching into the next time zone on this thing. And the mirrors are ridiculously narrow. Still, I think it’s stunning. I’d never own and ride one, but I can still appreciate it.

[@andyspiess955]

Beim 05 ist die Kopfverschalung breiter und die Spiegel haben eine bessere Position ( man sieht nicht mehr nur die Oberarme )

[@andynixon2820]

I could be the one and only person ever to write this , but I love the front end / headlight arrangement of the 999 .

[@83j049733rfe4]

I've always loved the look of these things and I've never understood why the looks were so reviled.

[@AUSSIEBUTTERSXD]

Italian superbikes are by far some of the most sexiest things on the face of this earth !!!! And you can always get a good look of one on the back of a tow truck :P

[@leksasdf]

Italian motor anything. They make the prettiest things on earth sacrificing all reliability.

[@silentbiker640]

leksasdf We have one with over 25k miles of strictly track miles (999s , ti rods, the works.) with out doing any more then belt changes and inspecting the valves. one of our most reliable track bikes.

[@SoulTouchMusic93]

with average at best performance and a high sticker price.

[@MrJrFish]

If a $6k (about current market) price on a near perfect low mileage bike is expensive, you should not have anything from Italy in your collection (bikes or otherwise)

[@motorpolitan8884]

Jay Leno addressed this. People drive Italian cars/bikes expecting them to be as reliable. But doing that is what causes them to be unreliable. Jay says he warms up his Countach a few MINUTES before actually driving it, and it has been reliable for him.

[@InvictvsNox]

I honestly love those headlights... but I'm not a huge Ducati guy. I need to learn more about euro bikes. And RCR needs to teach me. MOAR BIKE REVIEWS.

[@GT6SuzukaTimeTrials]

I love your bike reviews. Want to review my 2016 CBR 300R? It's only got triple digit mileage. I'm on the Jersey shore.

[@101Volts]

See his video on "How To Submit A Car" he may not check comments for this. You need to eMail him like he says there.

[@michaelgreco4813]

Word You live by me!

[@GT6SuzukaTimeTrials]

Hock Ooi First thing, too. Thanks, everybody.

[@MJT-DA]

Dude I see you everywhere lol

[@xTheNameisEthan]

@Kawasaki Man90 ;et me guess, youre a kawasaki man?

[@Ultra04channel]

Is it weird that I prefer the more alien headlight designs over the typical angry eyes looking ones? Sure, they look good, but there's something great about a bike with no "face" to look at. It seems more aggressive, more mechanical, more efficient. Like it's entirely focused on performance, efficiency, and nothing else. I suppose that's why I like the way the new GSXRs look.

[@TilmanBaumann]

Going full Ginsberg. Man I love this channel.

[@TilmanBaumann]

Please Master

[@snaffu1]

I'm so glad Mr. Regular exists.

[@XFolf]

My "I really effed up, can you bail me out" moto mechanic still has his old 999 practice bike from his days with Ducati. A 916 also lingers nearby in his garage. The 999 almost has a light ray falling upon it from no where.. its just a tad brighter than anything else in his shop. The little race bling bits each fighting for your attention... the smell of leaded race gas only growing stronger as you approach it. A 999 is a god among the mortals of its era.

[@entybenty]

Why do people keep say it is an ugly bike? I think It's the best looking Ducati I've ever seen.

[@Jeff-ce3mt]

I don't even like bikes but i still watched this cause your reviews are....inspiring.

[@GhiaSteve89]

Oh man... what a video to have autoplay when you walk away from your computer at work...

[@Lancaster604]

The anthropomorphic version of the Ducati 999 with those..... eyes... it's gonna haunt me in my dreams.

[@skuzzyj]

Still need to review an Aprilia. Pasta-rockets, unite. We have Chianti.

[@MDisaster]

This bike was my first two-wheeled crush. Saw it in TDU and fell in love. Now I have a bit of a thing for Ducati, MV Agusta and Italian bikes in general.

[@fprintf]

Desmodronic, no wonder you had difficulty saying it. The engine configuration was commonly called 'Desmo'.

[@aussiebloke609]

Difficulty spelling it also, it seems. LOL Gotta love the Desmo!

[@Duderichy]

It's weird because at 4:06 he does say "desmo"

[@lonestranger]

*Desmodromic

[@fprintf]

lonestranger And here I've been screwing it up all these years by saying Desmodronic with an N...

[@Flumphinator]

Valve actuation method != engine configuration.

[@user-er4sq5sj1b]

I honestly think that this particular bike is the Ferrari F40 of motorcycles. Legendary

[@danielbartleson5746]

RCR was good sober, but is even better drunk. I love the look of this bike, and I love you Mr. Regular.

[@loganlight7758]

I love everything about the Ducati 999... Even the headlights. Looks like something outta evangelion

[@wadeguidry6675]

My favorite was the late 90s M900. That was a beast!

[@kanmagoshi]

My passion and understanding for a vehicle changes every time you have a review for it

[@MUSTANGmaniak2010]

I kinda always knew Mr Regular was into femdom.

[@volksrod6926]

I actually love the headlights. That's what drew me to lust after this thing

[@Levan4KGaming]

*996 was absolutely amazing, most beautiful Ducati*

[@plusgtr1st124]

Panigale and 1098R have better Design of Ducati.

[@HakureiReimuOfficial]

Man, I'd been thinking Regular mellowed out and lost his touch, but then in the last few weeks he comes back all ＤＩＣＫ　ＪＯＫＥＳ, and now everything is fine again

[@weezerfan999]

3:54 I laughed my ass off, I like the lights vertical, I saw a face when you switched it.

[@Tiahpie]

my name is pierre and hearing you say my name was one of the most satisfying things in my life

[@AimlessMoto]

Seriously? The dude has a "CHEAH" license plate? BXD, where you at?!

[@AzuraiAeon]

every single time i think i've seen all of your videos that i cackled madly enough at to shed a tear of joy, i find ANOTHER one. what a great feeling.

[@bobsondugnutt4993]

he watches bakerxderek haha

[@TheFitITGuy]

Yup I do! Haha

[@bobsondugnutt4993]

u ok

[@TheFitITGuy]

@lakaiyak yea that guy came to my channel and tried to troll on one of my videos but he didn't even bother to look at my video on the track. Don't know why these people even waste their time typing all that nonsense lol.

[@GVNZ9]

you are free and safe for now, but how long is gonna last?

[@govenmentassassin]

MichaelV ooohhh sheeet! Lapdick up in her!

[@atrillionlions1587]

"see it's got two of 'em I can look right at it" This guys voice makes simple things hilarious. 3:57

[@alexchulzhanov]

This review was pretty.... sexual....

[@alexchulzhanov]

More so than usual....

[@Combiner81]

I love it when Mr. Regular talks about his pillar of quivering, pre-slick fuckmeat

[@AndrewJaws]

The part of the 999 I like is the headlight design.

[@arthurratliff760]

Looks like I'm going to bed -see's upload I can stay up longer

[@Draco04]

This a regular car even I can afford for the family! Thanks RegularCars!

[@giff74]

I really enjoy the motorcycle reviews!!!!!

[@inudude15]

Man I love it when RCR reviews a bike. Always so much MEAT!

[@matteo.bassini5819]

I would love it if you do the Honda Grom. A CBR125 from Canada would also be interesting.

[@TiffanyIndigo]

Can you imagine all the chode jokes if Mr.Regular reviewed a Grom?

[@ronaldtartaglia4459]

You actually said "L-Twin". I love you.

[@elryanoo]

This one is season one weird almost.

[@rubberwoody]

front of the 999 looks fine. i just see the vents off to either side of the lights as the eyes

[@FridaysTheBomb]

Fucking Poetry

[@jaredneaves7007]

because of the gear description at 5:15 I think this is my new favourite channel

[@Bruce_144]

This bike was in mcla

[@RupturedStudioOne]

Methinks Mr. Regular has a thing for Twins. Oh yeah, me too Regular, me too... ...common we both had a GS500e, you know two pistons is the best!

[@TiffanyIndigo]

Yes and more Buells, EX-6s and SVs!

[@RupturedStudioOne]

I also had a SV650s. Definitely slower than my buddy's CBR600rr but I still out ran him in the canyons. Sounded better too!

[@jaamzzz2702]

Another issue people had with the styling of the 999 is that it didn't have the signature single-sided swingarm of all the other Ducati's previously, perhaps due to a conventional double sided set-up offers the same amount of rigidity for less weight, a benefit for racing. A lot of people got pissed so they returned back to single sided for the 1098.

[@Greencoast215]

You often talk about how these bikes are bad for beginners (which they are). My question is, why not ride some good beginner bikes? I feel a Ninja 300 or R3 falls more in line with the "Regular" theme anyway.

[@Condorito380]

Dude, just bought myself a '83 CX650C Custom. Thing has its engine facing the wrong way. Freaky looking enough that a lot of people turn them in into cafe racers. So of course I'm being perverse and putting that thing back to stock.

[@Crazygamer154]

Boring, why not the old, classic small displacement bikes? They got way better character.

[@Condorito380]

Because they have all the power and ride comfort of an electric skateboard with a baseball bat knob-up for a seat.

[@Greencoast215]

Fake Ghost He could do those, too. But if we're being honest the majority of new riders are going to start on these sorts of bikes.

[@carlosandleon]

i bought a Hayabusa, is that a good beginner bike?

[@Do_Not_Comply_V]

I'm BACK watching Regular Car Reviews. I'm catching up again. So funny. So true. Brilliant review as ALWAYS.

[@SiggyCloud]

1:01 I can hear my MSF instructor screaming in my head telling this guy to pick his feet up.

[@anklemike]

Glad it's not just me!

[@Tremoring]

Ooo that F150 with the boat at 2:25 is so clean

[@KRN762]

Much better than a Nut'nFancy motorcycle review...thats for sure.

[@travisp11]

KRN762 Oh c'mon, you know you love WROL, SAWR and a second kinda cool in your bike review!

[@KRN762]

You know it...😅

[@Pepsiphopia]

He makes motorcycle reviews now?? omfg..

[@RobertSmith-le8wp]

Ole NUT'N Fancy. Spending an hour and a half talking about something that could be summed up in 10 minutes

[@scrooglemcdoogle]

POU SHTF WROL TNP OMGWTFBBQ BRO

[@carlitoxb110]

This is the most beautiful Ducati for me, I don't get why people dislike the looks of it

[@victorbrantsen8872]

Carlitox b This is so functional, principal, beautiful, I own a black one, it makes me happy, happy......

[@WafflePlaneRC]

nooot a caaar

[@ericokompatzki7110]

Cars are the coffins they put you in after you die in a motorcycle accident

[@therwfer]

Yes, it is.

[@CrossWindsPat]

+Erico Kompatzki HHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

[@waydemorris1451]

I don't wanna die a shriveled up prune in a retirement village, i wanna die going way faster than humans are meant to, and then fucking up and suddenly stopping...

[@bavarianbanshee]

Remember; speed has never killed anyone. It's suddenly becoming stationary that gets you.

[@7starsfear]

The way you describe how it was going through gears, well that pretty much applies to every Ducati :D

[@DemonGhostX]

Quality Get Up Kids outro.

[@EdgeRatedR007]

I like the original headlights better.

[@gameadventures1]

Just watched this in my room on speaker and now my parents is calling my family to arrange the coming out party, thank you man👍🏾

[@fishtankfreak]

I'm Old Gregg and I've got a 6:10!

[@dillydean]

haha i dont remember him saying it like that though! haha

[@fishtankfreak]

No that was more crackfox...but I am glad someone got the reference!

[@lknanml]

996 and 900 SSie (yes that one) owner here. The 99 was different but the looks grew on me. They are getting cheap enough to toss one in the garage. It's a sickness. You start collecting these things. People I ride with have more Ducs than days in the week to ride them.. Nice vid.

[@uncreativename9936]

I don't even ride bikes, BUT MY MANGINA'S SO MOIST RIGHT NOW!!!!

[@ded32]

Yes, another Ducati review! One more reason people didn't like it was a lack of rear mono swingarm. Even though this was lighter/firmer. Front end all aero, well thought out bike.

[@mauricemotors8207]

Dear Mr Regular please review a Kawasaki KLR650 or a Kawasaki Concourse 1400

[@gravit8ed]

How about my 1983 KZ1100-A3 shaft drive? It was the top of the UDM/JDM pile at the peak of 80's muscle bike madness...

[@ikt32]

NOT A CAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@christianaugustin7047]

"Demodromic"???? You mean Desmodromic*

[@Trickniner]

it irked me

[@DolleHengst]

I think he meant demonic

[@trevorbest]

He's appealing to a different desmographic

[@AgtX999]

Christian Augustin i though it was desmosedici

[@trevorbest]

AgtX999 desmosedici means desmodromic (desmo) with 16 (sedici) valves

[@kooshaseyvani9285]

LMAO I've always loved the front end of these despite what most riders think of it.

[@MrTireFlat]

That BxD cheah

[@TheFitITGuy]

CHEAHHHH

[@Tigerblue67]

I want that license plate

[@zackdl]

CHEAH!

[@konradchristen]

This is my post watching video comment, like I said I ride a 749, and I love the two stacked headlights, it's funny that you used the R6 front as a comparison because I love how different my Duc is to everything else. All bikes developed that crows beak intake in the mid to late 2000's and I dislike it, look at the R6 after the 2005 you reviewed. It's like they played Tetris and forgot a piece! I love my 749 because she's unique. Someday maybe I'll be able to afford the bigger cylinders and then be a 999 but until then, this is a bike I'll never sell. I submitted my 749 for review as well so if your ever passing through your welcome to come by and see the differences with the smaller bike :)

[@tst1497]

That license plate tho. CHEAH!

[@TheFitITGuy]

CHEAHH

[@dpskjajwnen]

Holy shit i only recently found out you were a bike guy and absorbed all your old bike reviews... even the 25 minutes of you rambling on from bed about all the random bikes you owned... but this, i was there, with you, holding your balls and mine while you described working up through the gears, just to keep them from exploding. hats off Mr. R, we've shared something intimate whether you felt it too or not.

[@Snofielf]

"The lower piston thrusts forward, and the upper piston arcs into my **MANGINA**"

[@sutton3199]

This was great! Absolutely love Ducatis! My dad has owned the 998, 1098, and now rides and races the 1198 Panigale. They are amazing bikes and truly the best for racing. I'm actually going to buy a 748 here soon to race with him. (Don't actually have a bike license, therefore, I can only race my bikes) The V-Twin is an amazing sounding and performing engine. And as always, Mr. Regular has the information and the best jokes to go with the bike or car in question. Lol. Love the videos!

[@Cup_70]

STILL NOT A CARRRRRRRRRRRR

[@justmechanicthings]

I really like the headlight layout

[@Moonrakerd]

yeeey more bike reviews!!! :D

[@raceevers1098]

RegularCar's abilities to review these beauties & give amazing reviews of them is profound. Go forth with the gentile talking! HAHAHA!!!!

[@strengthbuild]

Okay I feel like this is a good place to express my opinion on the Ninja H2R. WHO, THE FUCK WOULD EVER BUY ONE OF THOSE??? IT HAS 300HP! WHERE DOES THIS, WHY? Seems like a $50,000 death sentence at quarter throttle. Edit: This bike is my dream bike and this is the perfect one for experienced riders looking for a track bike and like he said, it's better for larger people, like me.

[@Zanpaa]

The H2R isn't road legal, if it makes you feel better.

[@strengthbuild]

+Zanpa it does, actually

[@MyLonewolf25]

Get any other sport bike Spend 10-20k in speed parts Go faster than that thing Either turbo or supercharged Your pick Oh and better suspension etc.. I'd recommend getting a bike with a carbon Titanium aluminum Magnesium Frame at that point In that order

[@preludeAchris]

You have such a magical...nay...poetic way of describing the male "hard-on" for speed/machinery. I'd love to contribute to your videos!!