Mark giving us the Silent Treatment was fucking hilarious, and telling
@birdcall2422 Жыл бұрын
It must be so hard as a “car guy” to have to drive around and review one of these piles knowing it is the death of enthusiast cars. Later when they are 6 grand it is going to be fun to beat the holy piss out of these though.
@762x69 Жыл бұрын
I can feel the Dealer cringe already from them trying to correct people to Not pronounce this model as the 'ToeNail'
@Dowlphin Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it would have been wise of Jack to not join that presumably default habit but do proper automotive journalism and pronounce it properly.
@bmwmsport11 Жыл бұрын
It's fine they only need to correct the 5 people who are buying Alfas
@chucky29949 Жыл бұрын
2:23 lol
@LanceCorporal_Waffles Жыл бұрын
Now I feel awkward pronouncing the Hornet as, “Whore-Neigh”….
@pieswimmer1 Жыл бұрын
@@Dowlphinthey really don't care plus alfa is a joke tbh
@killavids1 Жыл бұрын
the Olive Garden analogy was just too perfect. Great video as always.
@sanman1188 Жыл бұрын
This review really highlights the limitations of the Tonale. Back in the good old days, you could throw Mark's body in the trunk and the self leveling suspension would insure that the police would not ask questions. Now, all you can do is intimidate or let the body ride shotgun 'Weekend at Bernie's' style.
@Kulu-M Жыл бұрын
A comment fitting for the channel 😂
@S8ER Жыл бұрын
That's exactly what popped in my head "Weekend at Bernie's". hahaha
@deglaser Жыл бұрын
Haha 😂
@TassieLorenzo Жыл бұрын
Not meaning to undermine the satire, but I don't think any Alfas in the "good old days" of the 70's or 80's had self-levelling suspension? That was more of a Citroen thing with Citroen's hydraulic system, wasn't it? 🙂
@sanman1188 Жыл бұрын
@@TassieLorenzo While I was referring to the Lincolns and Cadillacs preferred by Italian mafia in the U.S. years ago, the Alfetta and Milano did have an optional self-leveling rear suspension. The e28 BMW M5 had one as well.
@youngbrevy Жыл бұрын
😂 I couldn’t stop laughing at AI Marks lack of movement in the passenger seat. AI Mark needs to make more appearances.
@shakethedrummer2351 Жыл бұрын
Agreed! I can imagine more cameo's
@Gorilla_Jones Жыл бұрын
Nah
@peterjordansonthe2nd731 Жыл бұрын
It is best in class! Hahahahahaha
@marcelstanford430 Жыл бұрын
"It's not as bad as I thought it would be". High praise indeed.
@giacomogessaga9338 Жыл бұрын
Unprecedented prestige and swagger...🤦🤦🤦
@andrewweltlich9065 Жыл бұрын
I'm a technician at an Alfa dealer and the Tonale is MUCH worse than I thought it would be. This video was much too kind and pulled a lot of punches. It absolutely drives like an economy car. I have very little positive things to say about it. Anyone even remotely interested in a Tonale should really just look at a Stelvio.
@TassieLorenzo Жыл бұрын
@@andrewweltlich9065 Are you a US or European Alfa technician? What's wrong with an Alfa driving like an economy car, isn't that the whole point of the Mito and Giulietta? Alfa have always had economy cars in their range since the Alfasud. I think it is a misstep from Alfa Romeo to not have a replacement for the Giulietta and to assume the compact hatchback market is dead. A Giulietta with the Tonale upgrades, like the interior, would be a good hatchback IMO (notwithstanding that FCA wasted all that money on the Dodge Dart as a Giulietta sedan which was a flop for some reason, unclear why that was't built as an Alfa).
@andrewweltlich9065 Жыл бұрын
@@TassieLorenzo I'm in the US. Alfa is much different here than in the Europe. Here Alfa is positioned as a premium brand and they charge premium prices. Prior to the launch of the Tonale we only had the Giulia and Stelvio. While those models are a little on the expensive side for what you get, the driving experience makes it worth it. The Tonale drives like a cheap rental car. If it were significantly cheaper, I could forgive it's shortcoming. A Tonale is the same price as a Stelvio, but is worse in almost every way. Maybe in Europe it makes sense, but not here.
@marcelstanford430 Жыл бұрын
And I would bet the Hornet is even worse but with a bigger engine.@@andrewweltlich9065
@markcoopers1930 Жыл бұрын
Oh no. Honey, they got Mark!! Honey: I know. He forgot to mention the Tonale "adheres to the time-honored details forged from Alfa's past, paired with elements of modern style and ingenuity that makes the Tonale one-of-a-kind." Me: Sweet baby Jeep
@desktop2815 Жыл бұрын
When I marry my robot wife I would end up with the cheap one that has to spout ads to keep the price low.
@TheComp_Troller Жыл бұрын
Yeah “one of a kind” … if you don’t notice that it’s the skin-swapped version of the Dodge Hornet
@mctit Жыл бұрын
Mark's impression of Hector Salamanca was really impressive in this video.
@savagegeese Жыл бұрын
RIP
@mitsuman5555 Жыл бұрын
This thing is as Italian as an Olive Garden. The analogy is PERFECT, and to make it without even saying it is just *chef's kiss*.
@alrune001 Жыл бұрын
Mark's face is the entire review
@Gorilla_Jones Жыл бұрын
Marks turned into what he used to make fun of. He's now the jaded super car driving car reviewer.
@bien9582 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@BaldKiwi117 Жыл бұрын
@@Gorilla_Joneshow? Trashing an alfa is hardly being jaded. Did you watch the crv review where they were just praising it?
@lostalx Жыл бұрын
@@BaldKiwi117 I miss Mark's trashing on Mercedes EQS. I think he went truly brutal honest and found some kickback from the PR execs. Now they turned that down sadly.
@savagegeese Жыл бұрын
I ONLY DRIVR
@rwsavory Жыл бұрын
A loaded Dodge Hornet GT is about $15K less expensive. I predict they will sell about 100 Toenails to young wives of "contractors" in Westchester and North Jersey.
@NoodlesExtraMSG Жыл бұрын
The sidepiece/mistress gets the Alfa, the Wives gets Maseratis. There is a pecking order.
@pushslice Жыл бұрын
@@NoodlesExtraMSG imagine only being good enough to be a sidepiece to a Jersey 'contractor' ...
@johngennace4045 Жыл бұрын
Being from NJ you’re spot on! Hilarious !
@higurro Жыл бұрын
Mark seems more insightful than usual here
@n.b.8572 Жыл бұрын
As someone who owns an Alfa Romeo 4C, one thing that you really have to consider when buying an Alfa is the ownership experience. Despite having 0 reliability issues with my vehicle, I still need to take it in for service, and the poor dealership network becomes readily apparent right away. I live in Southern California. There is _one_ Alfa dealership (yes one) for the 3.2 million people that live in my area. As you can expect, they have a huge wait list. It took 2 months to get my routine maintenance done this year, which is crazy. I also have a Honda. I called the local Honda dealer on Tuesday for a weekend drop off (that Saturday) and got it done almost immediately. A stark difference indeed. I cannot recommend anyone get an Alfa for this reason alone (dealer network/ownership experience). Yes, the Stelvio/Guilia are significantly more fun to drive than any other car in its class. Yes, they have great performance, and the reliability is the same as any other European brand. Despite this, I guarantee that you will be pulling out your hair as soon as you have to interact with the dealer/service department.
@DamianSheesh Жыл бұрын
I also live in Socal, and that one dealer also seems incredibly empty at all times. It's bizarre. You can also make the mistake of taking your car to a Dodge dealership which is a whole other experience unto itself. I like my Giulia 'ok'. It drives impeccably as everyone says, but the interior feels last gen to me, and certain things just make me think the car was made in an inferior way (like the auto-start-stop kicking in when the car is cold or AC is blowing, etc., or the turbo cooling fan that runs for 20 minutes after I shut the car off, along with the infotainment. Things my Volvo is far smarter about). At least the abysmal resale value allowed me to buy it at 2 years old for close to 50% off.
@pontiacGXPfan Жыл бұрын
try living in South Carolina. only three Alfa dealers in the state and none of them are in the state's capital
@goochi5544Ай бұрын
You can take it to a Dodge dealer for service. no problem.
@jeffr6280 Жыл бұрын
Hard to believe a company like Stellantis/Fiat Chrysler, with their reputation for reliability and common sense engineering, would mess us something as simple as the lift points. Well, at least you'll rarely need to use them 🙄
@Dowlphin Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's a double joke. The one thing you're gonna need a lot is being complicated.
@allcan4175 Жыл бұрын
😅😂 nice...
@panzer_TZ Жыл бұрын
There's going to be a pile of those lift point panels in the Alfa Romeo service bay. Almost all of the lessees of this car would probably never know they are missing.
@realkarfixer8208 Жыл бұрын
90% of those things are going to be gone after the first service, guaranteed. The last 10% will be mangled 'cause the tech just left them on when lifting it up.
@philipparana9225 Жыл бұрын
@@realkarfixer8208nah the tech will have a drawer of them to replace the damaged ones from ones they forgot to reinstall.
@joshgorman4521 Жыл бұрын
I’m old enough to remember when Mark did reviews
@BloopsnBleeps Жыл бұрын
And we need turbowaski back!
@rosgoncharuk2403 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, we all miss the good old days Mark could say whatever he thought w/o corporate Jack filter.
@TangySalmon Жыл бұрын
iirc didn't he chill out a bit after Ford basically banned him for dunking on the Focus RS? I don't know if he still has that review but it pulled no punches LOL. I think the only car reviewer that actually doesn't give a fuck is RCR but that's why he doesn't get press cars.
@oOgy172 Жыл бұрын
@@BloopsnBleepsTurbowski is a busy man. Every day he’s out there fighting for our nation with rust falling in his eyes
@hotdog9262 Жыл бұрын
@@BloopsnBleeps when he scratcehs his a*s on the old intros. guy is a gem
@davidryder3374 Жыл бұрын
"This isn't anywhere as bad as I thought it would be," seems to be the best we can hope for for the majority of today's new cars. Which is why I just flew 2500 miles and then drove back with a car built in 2010...
@hymnofashes Жыл бұрын
@SuperDuperBDUB I actually did buy the giulia quadrifoglio so don't blame me. It's the perfect car. When it doesn't turn off in the middle of the highway because of a fuel pressure sensor and then refuse to go into neutral so you can push it to the shoulder. But yeah, other than that, perfect.
@MrGamman3yt Жыл бұрын
No, that's not us. That's marketing geniuses paying attention to millennial mindset, you know, kids loaded with debt, few job opportunities, apart from gigs and content creators, who are Greenpeace members, bitcooin wallet holders, tesla stock owners, hdtv gfd43 affiliates, etc.
@hymnofashes Жыл бұрын
@@MrGamman3yt times is hard on the boulevard.
@TassieLorenzo Жыл бұрын
For a 2010 model, a Giulietta QV (where available like here in Australia) is very much a credible VW GTI alternative. 😊
@The_Noticer. Жыл бұрын
Mark's expression perfectly representing the actual opinion haha.
@Dowlphin Жыл бұрын
Jack didn't even try to extra-emphasize the exterior styling benefit. It's like THE selling point for such an Alfa.
@bien9582 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@rudfil Жыл бұрын
Well Mark is a car snob, he likes to burn his money on German money pits.
@EatSleepDrive Жыл бұрын
I'd buy one if it came with a lifetime supply of unlimited breadsticks...
@aaronbaird9444 Жыл бұрын
Alfa Romeo has sold a total of 4700 vehicles, across entire lineup, in the first six months of the year, here in the United States. I am actually surprised to see the guys review this vehicle.
@Dowlphin Жыл бұрын
@@click9914 Clever. 👍
@yay842 Жыл бұрын
That's 4700 more than they deserve. It's a shit and overrated brand. They're only alive because dumbfks thinks it's exotic
@bbkangs Жыл бұрын
Half that number must have been bought in Florida. I see Alfa Romeos everywhere
@brandonclark8736 Жыл бұрын
You, don't need, so many, commas.
@lotsofcurveslover Жыл бұрын
Will the brand survive in the U.S.?
@UnitedNaishuns Жыл бұрын
Would like an updated Giulia / Stelvio review. Such underrated cars and seem to be holding up pretty good reliability wise.
@itcangetbetter Жыл бұрын
Feels like about $15-20k too much, regardless of reliability
@yay842 Жыл бұрын
Lmao absolutely and yet dumbfks will buy it because people are badge hunting sheeps.
@The_Stanman Жыл бұрын
$43K starting price for a PHEV SUV is not high. Almost identical to the RAV4 Prime. This strategy for this is to almost exclusively lease. With the $7500 tax credit, leases should be well below $500/month
@NotUrDJ Жыл бұрын
You forgot the phev part. For that it's all right.
@Qugie Жыл бұрын
@@The_Stanman not with after Covid deals. everything is $500/month or more.
@itcangetbetter Жыл бұрын
@@Riles07 yup
@porkchopdog5249 Жыл бұрын
Zero percent chance those lift point covers go back on before it leaves the the first shop you bring it to 😂
@jamesmedina2062 Жыл бұрын
not in America at least right?
@rootsmanuva82 Жыл бұрын
The Alfa Romeo Tonale is almost indistinguishable from a Dodge Hornet. That's going to really handicap it at around $50K against the X3, Q3, NX and GLB.
@justinjones6810 Жыл бұрын
That is why this is the last year they will sell in the US no one is going to pay this much for basically a dodge hornet that you can get for 10 grand cheaper
@ksoman953 Жыл бұрын
Not that I'd get a Tonale, but above statement is not true besides the basic platform. The fit & finish or NVH or driving dynamics alone would differentiate it wholly. Who cares for the rest? The world is full of rebadged shit that people pay premium for, from toilet paper to entire skyscrapers.
@The_Stanman Жыл бұрын
NX is the only one you mentioned that offers PHEV, and this is ~$15K cheaper. It's closest competitor is the RAV4 Prime. This strategy is to almost exclusively lease this car. With the $7500 tax credit, leases will likely be ~$400/month. Being an SUV and Alfa, I think it'll sell pretty well.
@babajungLA Жыл бұрын
Until you realize, that the Dodge Hornet costs $43K.
@shadwblazeUSVI Жыл бұрын
@@The_Stanmanthis Tonale is made in Italy, I thought the 7500 tax credit was only for NA vehicles?
@nizzan91 Жыл бұрын
The Olive Garden bit was absolutely genius
@jacobknothanks1234 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely great review! Glad to see Mark is still Alive and loves this amazing car
@commonsense8342 Жыл бұрын
I just wanted to let you know that I passed on this. Purchased a Porsche Macan GTS. Such an Amazing vehicle! Thank you Mr Geese.
@Tiger_Woo_dds Жыл бұрын
Mama mia! This just put the SAVAGE back into SavageGeese! 😂
@SGVirtusAuthor Жыл бұрын
Mark's most SAVAGE video is there one where during the drive he says NOTHING at all. Brilliantly done boys.
@CBR2200 Жыл бұрын
I owned a 2019 Abarth Spider and currently own a 2021 Jeep Wrangler. I don't know what's going on with Stellantis, but my dealership service experiences have been almost 100% unacceptable. Months for an appointment, unavailable parts, inability to diagnose and/or repair somewhat common issues, etc. I wouldn't go near this car just based on that alone.
@n.b.8572 Жыл бұрын
As an owner of a Alfa 4C, I 100% agree. Dealership service experience is terrible. I cannot suggest anyone get an Alfa for this reason alone.
@zefolantar Жыл бұрын
Anything Stellantis is junk on wheels! Check Consumer Reports, and buy accordingly. This is DEFINITELY NOT on the list! 👎
@S2kTi Жыл бұрын
You should have just gotten the Miata.
@chrisss73841 Жыл бұрын
The mechanic is shortage is in full swing. Anyone willing to work on a shitty commission is going to work for Japanese brands that are easier to turn hours and less complicated to repair. So all these Stellantis dealers are just cycling through employees who for one reason or another needed something to pay the bills until they get a better job.
@Suction_ Жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed that Mark just sat there motionless as Jack B58 just rambled on for a few minutes, then dropped him at olive garden. Genuinely great work
@danlee3939 Жыл бұрын
A classy vehicle such as the Alfa Romeo Tonale should have had a tie-in with a restaurant of an equivalent prestige: Maggiano's Little Italy.
@savagegeese Жыл бұрын
They opened at 4, I needed breadsticks at 9am.
@demwillams8898 Жыл бұрын
Their cheese ravioli is pretty good. The food quality of all chain restaurants has plummeted, but 20 years ago they had a few menu items that legit were better than actual chef restaurants in the Minneapolis area. RIP my delicious raviolis
@oliverquickdidnothingwrong Жыл бұрын
@@demwillams8898that's because the quality of restaurants in general and especially in flyover states has massively improved over the last several decades. in 2003 the garbage they were serving at "chef restaurants" in Minneapolis would have been easy to beat with frozen Sysco entrees and some iceberg lettuce
@demwillams8898 Жыл бұрын
@maxk1273 i disagree. mpls has had a solid food scene basically forever. Sure, there is always shit out there, but the point was that the food quality of chain restaurants is far worse than it used to be, not that restaurants with actual chefs has somehow gotten miraculously better.
@oliverquickdidnothingwrong Жыл бұрын
@@demwillams8898 restaurants with actual chefs have gotten better as the result of 1. increased competition and 2. social media showing diners and chefs not only what people are eating in global culinary hotspots, but also how to cook it. these days you can put "avocado cacao mousse with a touch of cannabis" on the menu in a Minneapolis restaurant and not only win an award, but somebody's mom will order it to celebrate a raise at her job as an accountant.
@Lulzmango Жыл бұрын
Ive watched this video like 6 times because I can't get over how beautiful the story progression is as we rejoin our ascendant family at the end.
@busterscrugs Жыл бұрын
The perfect vehicle to reinvigorate my T level
@zenkoz3158 Жыл бұрын
Your wife's boyfriend's T level*
@richardbixler Жыл бұрын
I love the Olive Garden! There’s nothing more authentic. My server Jorge says I’m his favorite customer! He always tells me they make the Alfredo sauce “with extra love” just for me. I believe him because it tastes amazing! Looks almost like tapioca pudding but is sooo delizioso. I think they just appreciate that instead of tipping hand outs like everybody else, I always remind them know that our lord and savior love Jorge and all his amigo’s. That’s why I’m always blessed with such amazing service!
@TheUrbanEpicure Жыл бұрын
Unexpected source for what was probably the most positive review of the Tonale that I've seen or read, it got shredded here in Europe. Just not good enough, not refined, and way too cramped inside for its dimensions.
@Dowlphin Жыл бұрын
I'd say people buy (at least this non-sporty type of) Alfa for one thing only, and that's the exterior brand styling.
@SturbokSensei Жыл бұрын
This one is the PHEV which makes a bit more sense. In Europe they've been selling this as a 130hp FWD only version at an ABSURD price considering what you can get for the money from other brands. This car is at least 5 years late to the extremely crowded market segment it is now in.
@TheUrbanEpicure Жыл бұрын
@@SturbokSensei The PHEV version is sold here as well, and has also been reviewed poorly. Pricing isn't even the main issue, it's just not a very good car, full stop.
@NotUrDJ Жыл бұрын
If its cramped for Europeans then i can only imagine how Americans would fit inside it 💀
@TheUrbanEpicure Жыл бұрын
@@NotUrDJ Haha, well, you can hear Jack state in the video that he can't sit behind an adult in the Tonale. Americans are generally not taller than Europeans though (usually shorter actually), they're just much wider 😂
@andrewnickds Жыл бұрын
Best review yet. I can tell from Mark's tone that he absolutely loves the Toenail
@paulbugoni2846 Жыл бұрын
Get a Stelvio. FWD based SUVs stink but that’s just my opinion. Just came back from Italy and did see quite a few on the road. Alfa has always had an innate ability to tune suspensions and make mundane vehicles at least a little more spirited, something BMW has forgotten how to do with numb chassis and steering albeit with great motors. As for reliability lease European, buy Japanese…
@mitchellsteindler Жыл бұрын
Just buy a cx30 and call it a day.
@krashanb5767 Жыл бұрын
@mitchellsteindler it's slow
@JayDee-b5u Жыл бұрын
No. A stelvio is an awd rwd bias suv. Wtf? Lol.
@albertobenelli Жыл бұрын
You see a lot of Stelvios here in Italy because of the huge discounts they do on company fleets .
@teerexness Жыл бұрын
My first thought was at this price point, why wouldn't you just get a more stylish Stelvio? My wife has one and it's an outstanding machine.
@joshuastebell Жыл бұрын
Definitely one the of CUVs ever engineered.
@Ficon Жыл бұрын
$55k for a Jeep Liberty with a 1.3 L engine. Putting your life in the hands of Alfa Romeo brake by wire.
@hynsum Жыл бұрын
So well said. 👍😅🙏 $55k might as well be spend on new hybrid Land Cruiser
@paulj9821 Жыл бұрын
Bosch Brake By Wire, at least understand the tech before criticizing it.
@a2xd94 Жыл бұрын
Actually it’s *break since it’s an Alfa Romeo
@Ficon Жыл бұрын
@@paulj9821 I have no problem with BBW. I just don’t expect Italian communists to implement it correctly.
@ilfordino-fordfiestatutori8725 Жыл бұрын
The brake by wire system is made by Bosch, so if something happens to you... blame the germans
@Dddccc6669 Жыл бұрын
It's only interesting to put on your list when you explicitly want an full hybrid. Prices of competitor hybrids will also be much higher than the non hybrid variants. When a hybrid is not required you can easily pick up better and bigger options like you mentioned. You picked the X3 as an option and it's a good one. I'll put another one on the list you forgot to mention. It's bigger brother Stelvio. Put that on the lift and you'll see it's totally different and superior to the tonale for around the same price. A no brainer for me.
@im2noob4bronze Жыл бұрын
And the Stelvio is a premium SUV, like the BMW X5 or Mercedes GLA. I like Alfas, in Europe they sell pretty well and i want to buy a Guilia in the future. But selling the Tonale for 55K is just insane, it's a max 42K car after options
@AlumarsX Жыл бұрын
Giulia really needs a defeatable TCS or a standard LSD. TCS makes it ass in the snow.
@Dddccc6669 Жыл бұрын
@@AlumarsX together with a rear camera update. That's unforgivable to me.
@Trades46 Жыл бұрын
As someone who really likes Alfas, I hope this product succeeds.
@THESLlCK8 ай бұрын
there's nothing alfa romeo besides the badges
@sneikiusas Жыл бұрын
Tonale was so good, it almost left Mark tone-deaf :D would be interesting to see a review of Stelvio, which share the platform with Giulia and got many praises :)
@AP-cc1uw Жыл бұрын
So glad I just got a Giuia Estrema, just in time for the last of actually good Alfa cars.
@twogenders Жыл бұрын
The Olive Garden reference is apt. Well done, Mark.
@gettcouped Жыл бұрын
There are no bad products, only bad prices.
@Offensively-normal Жыл бұрын
I did watch twice. For whatever that's worth. Mark. I don't ever think you've been as articulate. I heard you clearly.
@kayakkevin Жыл бұрын
Holy cow that is a quality premium automobile!
@R045T_B33F Жыл бұрын
Love the MOPAR logos plastered all over this "Italian Exotic"
@billiam247 Жыл бұрын
Let me guess, you used the free EV charger at the mall while you carb loaded? It's kind of cool/creepy how close your test drives are getting to my house. Always entertaining, sometimes informative. Never stop gentlemen
@ricktrue8441 Жыл бұрын
Were is that road along that river? Looks like maybe Elgin or Algonquin?
@billiam247 Жыл бұрын
@@ricktrue8441 Carpentersville, along the Fox.
@darksideemt Жыл бұрын
As a rather new Alfista convert with the purchase of our 22 Giulia, my only big complaint is the price. As someone else in the comments mentioned, it's about $10k too much in my opinion. I'm glad to hear what you said about how it drives as we have only seen and sat in one not driven one yet. As it stands I would opt for a Stelvio Veloce which with the discounts they do cost the same if not cheaper than a Veloce Tonale. You get a bigger SUV with same power for the cost. If you really need a smaller suv and want the ev option I feel this is a great thing if it was just priced a bit less.
@AckbarsFist Жыл бұрын
I was looking for someone to bring up the Stelvio. You can easily get a mid trim Stelvio for the price of a higher trim Tonale. Why even bother with this?
@darksideemt Жыл бұрын
@@AckbarsFist a lot of people really want the smaller size for whatever reason and the hybrid part, which is fine. For me though, I would go Stelvio I think.
@kg1gfct Жыл бұрын
How many breadsticks does the door card hold?
@john5516 Жыл бұрын
Gotta ask Raiti’s Rides
@nathanielross8232 Жыл бұрын
Olive gardens breadsticks are the reason you go there. Right? Can eat them instead of the entree.
@KazuoNichimoto Жыл бұрын
It's amazing how Mark doesn't have to say a single word and we still know his exact opinion on this car.
@jerryeads4084 Жыл бұрын
Precedended reliability. Wonderful soul in these cars. Worked on a small herd of Alfas in my shop back in the 70's days of carbonators. Fabulous to drive but same reliability as the Brits. Kept us busy. Looks like no different today, sigh. If you got the bux, you'll love one as long as not what you depend on, but plan on another bay in your garage for a tow truck.
@TassieLorenzo Жыл бұрын
Is it really Jaguar Land Rover's or Alfa Romeo's fault that Lexus products have excessive (unnecessary?) quality control and durability testing, almost as if to try to make the British and Italian vehicles look bad? 🙂
@dannoyes4493 Жыл бұрын
What a Car! What a Video! Well Done!
@Illustroanimus Жыл бұрын
Love your videos guys, watching in the UK and the pair of you make me laugh
@antiseth3964 Жыл бұрын
I love watching Mark’s body in the passenger seat. It looks like his soul left five videos ago.
@GS1GS1 Жыл бұрын
Best comment 🤣🤣🤣
@Parker53151 Жыл бұрын
Speeding past a cemetery. Excellent symbolism.
@AM-uk7jv Жыл бұрын
I owned a Giulia in the past, and IMO, the interior design of Alfa products are the best, regardless of price. Looks great, has buttons, incredible seats, and fantastic ergonomics. The interior and exterior, IMO, will age well. It's too bad Alfa is under Stellantis though.
@albertobenelli Жыл бұрын
Man, you really think so ? What other brands did you ever drive/own before ? I am Italian and I still totally feel like alfas are 20 years behind competition always and at least 15/20% overpriced against competition
@MuitoDaora Жыл бұрын
@@albertobenelliwell, in the 90s and early 00s their interiors were avant-garde imo.
@AM-uk7jv Жыл бұрын
@@albertobenelli I think that Alfa Giulia and Stelvio interiors are very similar to Mazda CX-5 or CX-9 interiors, which I also found to be great. The Alfas take it to the next level by adding sporty touches like the nicely bolstered sport seats and fantastic looking steering wheel. It may not have all the techy features of a Audi or MB or BMW, but that's precisely why I think their interiors are going to age a lot better, from at least a visual standpoint. If you're in to tech and screens and touch everything, then the Alfa interior wont impress you. It's the same with the 718 Porsches. They're at least a generation or two behind but the simplicity, buttons, and ergonomics are leagues better than a comparable Audi or MB or BMW product. The 718 interior is certainly much better than the garishly designed C8 interior, despite already being 7 years old. Sometimes, a simple, yet stylish interior is the best kind of interior. Porsche and Alfa know this.
@Karan-nj2dk Жыл бұрын
I did too! While I did appreciate the design of the interior, I wouldn't say the materials used and tech was better, or even on par with BMW/Audi/Merc. It didn't bother me because Alfa drove SO much better than the competition (also subjective), and while tech ages the fastest, driving dynamics of a great car are still great years later. Dealing with the dealership was a mess and they declared my car salvage because they couldn't diagnose/fix a broken oil pump within 3 months. If Alfa was reliable, it would be a such an easy sell.
@albertobenelli Жыл бұрын
@@Karan-nj2dk don’t know ….I respect your taste/opinion which unfortunately is not shared by many as Alfa sales show . The 4c is a true Alfa product, the giulia QV is …a 2.5 tons diesel suv not so much .
@carlosrivera7274 Жыл бұрын
Dude mark said everything about thi shit box by not saying nada 😂that’s why you guys are my numero uno great video 👍🏽👍🏽
@xatic-z Жыл бұрын
don't think I've ever seen MarK so content riding in a car before, besides when he's in something that he claims make him feel nothing only to rupture in to laughter 2 seconds later post-powerslide
@Thore__ Жыл бұрын
Again a brilliant piece of audiovisual Media
@117johnpar Жыл бұрын
For an old people mover. This is definitely one of the best looking.
@clifftaylor3295 Жыл бұрын
My wife's boyfriend told her that she should be driving a Tonale because it "modern styling". I traded my CTR and her CX-5 in, so now we both satisfy his wishes. Happy wife, happy life.
@clardrives9301 Жыл бұрын
Lucky you, MY wife’s boyfriend told me I had to trade in my Mitsubishi mirage for one of these. Was not pleased about it.
@624radicalham Жыл бұрын
your wife has a boyfriend?
@Kulu-M Жыл бұрын
Well, Jack you've definitely poked the Hornet's nest with the Tonale 🧐. Trust me, it is best in class.
@clubracer6 Жыл бұрын
Was not going to watch this, because I hate the car, but it autoplayed and glad I stuck around. Entertaining and I love most of West Dundee!
@kirkericson2722 Жыл бұрын
I was excited to watch because I hate the car and looked forward to Mark eviscerating the car. Unfortunately he had a breadstick stuck in his throat.
@dil6969 Жыл бұрын
The hidden lift points are mind boggling. The Giulia and Stelvio kindly provide blocks that protrude from the bottom of the vehicle and are easy to see and use. Why they went this route is beyond me, although I'm sure aerodynamics is the excuse. I can guarantee those panels will all be mysteriously missing by the third oil change, worsening the aerodynamics versus regular lift points.
@MrBubs-yu4wm Жыл бұрын
What a coincidence. I watched this while trimming my tonales
@RS3NDIT Жыл бұрын
my parents and brother just purchased a 2020 stelvio ti sport and a 2019 giulia ti sport and one of my favorite things about the cars are the gauges, second only to the steering. Those analog gauges are just gorgeous. Not a fan of these digital ones replacing them.
@tazcalvin Жыл бұрын
That is one heck of loudest turn clicking sound. It’s like someone is banging nail with hammer
@doublehh666 Жыл бұрын
AI has now seized Mark’s brain. Outstanding segment
@rickhayner2514 Жыл бұрын
"Presidential hands" limited! I just about lost my coffee laughing! Keep it up!
@David-mm5vl Жыл бұрын
Like the idea of the Tonale with the 2.0 Turbo but a PHEV is a hard pass. People who buy Alfas are looking for a certain driving experience or look and I feel. Maybe the Hornet GLH will be better. Going PHEV only is really going to limit the market for this vehicle. Thanks Guys.
@andrewweltlich9065 Жыл бұрын
You're totally right. The Tonale has zero Alfa DNA in it. It drives like any other economy car and lacks the soul the Giulia and Stelvio have.
@TassieLorenzo Жыл бұрын
"People who buy Alfas are looking for a certain driving experience" What happened to the Giulietta Veloce and especially the Giulietta QV with the manual? 😟 I think it is a total misstep for Alfa to abandon the hatchback and hot hatchback segment, and only have a CUV offering.
@AP-cc1uw Жыл бұрын
nevermind the sport sedan segment. Alfa should be different, not try to be the same as everyone else with a focus on CUVs@@TassieLorenzo
@m33pr0r Жыл бұрын
That was absolutely brilliant. The Olive Garden touch... wow...
@pileofwit Жыл бұрын
Olive Garden and Alfa Romeo really are the two best things Italy has given to the world.
@teerexness Жыл бұрын
If Olive Garden knew how to season food without eye-watering amounts of garlic, they might have something going on. I can smell Olive Garden from 4 blocks away in my Giulia!
@clifftaylor3295 Жыл бұрын
If Olive garden is truly a sponser for your channel, I LOVE IT. So so good.
@milkacj5788 Жыл бұрын
So basically it’s a dodge ingrown toenail?
@imdone1967 Жыл бұрын
It's going to require surgery. The outcome doesn't look promising.
@AlahuSnackbar Жыл бұрын
Really enjoying the updated and refined Mark 2.12.4
@vedranbozicevic1111 Жыл бұрын
Mark said everything about this product what has to be said.
@lttsr Жыл бұрын
Bro when AI Mark started speaking I busted out laughing 😂. Haven’t laughed like this is in a while
@kurtstephan7039 Жыл бұрын
Admirable restraint--no "Toenail" comment until 2:25.
@_Makanko_ Жыл бұрын
Great driving segment guys!
@ravichjakkaratropart5083 Жыл бұрын
For $50k, I can get a decently equipped Alfa Romeo Stelvio. It's not a hybrid and it's RWD base and better in everyway.
@ideallogic Жыл бұрын
The way Mark was silently sitting there, gave me a flahback for "Weekend at Bernie's" with Jack just lugging him around town ! Ah , the late '80s ...
@desktop2815 Жыл бұрын
I see now, this car to other cars of its class is like Olive Garden to Italian food.
@vasekvi Жыл бұрын
Immediately recognizable as a Hornet. Oof. Great content as usual! Keep it up.
@728GT Жыл бұрын
Wow McPherson strut suspension front and rear. Welcome back to the 80's 🎉
@TassieLorenzo Жыл бұрын
It's an economy car. Why complain about that? 🙂 If you want a car with 20 control arms both the Stelvio and Jeep Cheerokee offer that.
@728GT Жыл бұрын
@@TassieLorenzo economy car? Have you lost your rabbit ass mind? 50k is not an economy car.
@fergusx Жыл бұрын
You won’t beat an Alfa for fun factor when driving, rented a BMW in Italy last year and was handed a Stelvio instead. Had a blast during around Tuscany for a week.
@ZZZZ-mkv Жыл бұрын
If we're going to get unreliable but stylish cars in America, can we at least get Peugeot?
@takuan650 Жыл бұрын
Mark liked it so much it left him speechless.
@hissingoose Жыл бұрын
Wonder if it goes into shutdown mode when put in a simulated snow test like the dodge hornet did.
@zigforjustice Жыл бұрын
If I don't see Mark in the next video, I'll trust he's still getting over the unlimited breadsticks carbo-coma
@mikefaulhaber Жыл бұрын
The color of this tester is only slightly nicer than the refrigerator white color available. In other colors, though, the Tonale can have some real presence. Regardless, given risk/benefits, I'd just pony up for a Stelvio.
@Aki_Lesbrinco Жыл бұрын
The Olive Garden bit was hilarious 😂
@Kilaueaorph4n Жыл бұрын
We’re in the era of “entry level 55k CUV”.
@Hardcaslte Жыл бұрын
Holy shit, as soon as Jack said he's going to his favorite video the first thing I thought was "that would be hilarious if they stop at an olive garden"
@lucagattoni-celli1377 Жыл бұрын
The price really lost me.
@fraxonthefurry21 Жыл бұрын
The olive garden of cars
@markrozenberg7959 Жыл бұрын
We heard the same quality concerns when the Giulia came out. Turns out, it’s no better or worse than its competitors.
@tonysterbenc Жыл бұрын
Is that how the Giulia has turned out?
@markrozenberg7959 Жыл бұрын
@@tonysterbenc JD Power gives it a quality score of 77/100. BMW 3-series gets 79/100. Both are in the “average” category.
@tonysterbenc Жыл бұрын
@@markrozenberg7959 With all due respect, that's pretty cherry-picked. First, JD Power usually measures just "initial" quality, with no regard for durability. Second, nobody said the 3 is the best or only competitor. Even if we pretend the Lexus IS doesn't exist, I'd bet on the A4 to have higher quality than either of those.
@markrozenberg7959 Жыл бұрын
@@tonysterbenc I’m just citing JD Power as an example; the point being that Giulia is in the same category as most of its competitors, Lexus being an outlier. Btw, the A4 is also “average”, but slightly better with 79/100.
@ksoman953 Жыл бұрын
@5:52, love the Mark doll with an eerie permanent smile!
@lehelzelenka207 Жыл бұрын
They made a McPherson suspension with steel wishbones and it drives great but they bash the design for the lack of aluminium in suspension components. If it's not needed, it's not needed. It's not a 500hp sports car that would have crazy torque steer without a double wishbone, all aluminium, etc setup.