2024 Mercedes-AMG S63 vs Audi S8 vs BMW M70 // Review + Drag Race

[@Pk1998AMG]

James AMG moment is gold😂 the kanye bit had me dying. Thank god he wasnt listening to Kerosene or he might not be here today.

[@ShaiyanHossain]

But he wasn't in an audi rs6 so hes good

[@Robert-Cinque777]

@@ShaiyanHossain and no truck on the autobahn changing lanes like a mofo

[@conneryates5073]

Can someone explain the kerosene thing? I’ve heard it all over the place but don’t know what it means.

[@Robert-Cinque777]

@@conneryates5073 there was an audi rs6 going 300 km/h on the Autobahn. Then a truck changed lanes killing the driver.... Some fool made it into a meme putting the song kerosene (i think by Crystal Castle) over the footage of the wreck

[@stephend6439]

So funny man hahahaha😂

[@shahzebnasir4692]

That BMW looks like someone commissioned a yacht for an undertaker that loved sailing, hearses and his coffins 💀

[@HoubiDV]

In real life it looks breathtaking and astonishing. no joke!

[@fcgatty6588]

@@HoubiDV yeah its crazy how huge it looks irl

[@mixswist]

​@@HoubiDV I saw a few and still hate it.

[@nathanw3914]

Im wondering why they didnt choose the m760 with the twin turbo v12, it looks better too

[@G82Watts]

It looks really good blacked out. It would easily be my choice in this segment and they didn't even use the top trim bmw offers.

[@stealthhtm23]

"a coupe has 2 DOORS!!!" thank you. cant stand manufacturers calling 4 doors a coupe!!

[@qill.mp3]

GLE 'COUPE' 🤦🏿‍♂️ a whole SUV imagine

[@lonetrader1]

A lot like the whole s 63 without a 6.3l I can't stand what we've done with names and numbers with cars....

[@Zenan466]

@@lonetrader1still thinking about natural aspirated V-Engines… Except it had 6.2 litres to be totally honest

[@Alumnikiid]

@@lonetrader1 My favorite is the “m440i grand coupe”. Its a 2 door m340i with 4 doors. That has a 3 liter engine but not really an M car.

[@NOXStellans]

Coupe : cut - One can cut more than just doors

[@viccionetti5907]

“MASTER-RACE MODE”?😂😅😊😆🤣 Man, I fell out!

[@YelCan]

You have to hear it when they first used it. I don’t know the video, but it’s worth finding. One of the best bits of the year anywhere.

[@brandontankersley8107]

Also, "lesser race mode" 🤣.

[@Sickwitit18]

​@@YelCan it was many years ago haha

[@StrongmanTaylor]

Hahah, I missed that the first time. These guys are gold.

[@the_larsonfamily]

8:05 😂

[@BlastoiseDan22]

The difference is : -Merc looks like a castle/mansion -Bmw looks like luxury modern house. -Audi looks like expensive normal house

[@seansiew5629]

@@BlastoiseDan22 not really, the BMW looks like a mansion to me, the Mercedes looks like an expensive bungalow, and Audi looks like a luxury modern house

[@AhmadNaveedKhan1996]

Interior wise audi is the best for me

[@axwest1]

BMW looks like this company has Chinese car designers now.

[@seansiew5629]

@@axwest1 well the 7 series selling well despite its criticism on its design, so much better than the S class, and come from owning a W221 and W222, the only new Mercedes I consider is the new E class, so classy and elegant unlike the S class, which looks boring in comparison

[@tanishhammerrock1070]

​@@seansiew5629yeah well said

[@j.peanutbutter9084]

James’ story about his AMG aggression is why this show is superior to all others. Hilarious. “Quadruple digits for the first time in my life….blue lights in my rear view …and that’s the only way this ends!” Comedy gold.

[@woodchuckles470]

This duo should do standup at a strip club.

[@Atomb]

So funny.

[@TamiyaPhilippW]

0:40 "your mom lol" 😂😂😂😂 - nice easter egg 👍🏼

[@Rubberduck-tx2bh]

That was a good one!

[@JeremiahMonge]

69th like :)

[@abot4694]

I couldn't see it in 480p

[@thedeadpoet000]

got em

[@jacobrev6567]

The intro is so funny already 😂👍

[@grievesy83]

"Your mom lol" had me. 🤣

[@davidfujkk8018]

Mercedes can use CATL 500 wh/kg semi solid NCM prismatic cells for s63 s e's battery pack and yasa ultra power dense electric axial flux motors to be fitted between the engine and transmission.if they do these simple things 2027 s63 s e will weigh 2250 kg din with 15 kwh battery pack and 4 liter v8 plus 1 yasa axial flux motor between the engine and gearbox and 850 ps and 1400 nm of torque.if any one is from mercedes amg please read my comment and do it exactly like i said you will not regret it

[@youssefelkhouli5603]

Hahaha lol

[@woodchuckles470]

These two should branch out to stand-up comedy. They are brilliantly and nonchalantly hilarious.

[@mikegala7276]

I love these intros!!!!🤣

[@Atomic5643]

I'm actually surprised nobody is talking about the S8, it almost kept up with both of these cars and got off the line faster than both of them! And it's by FAR the cheapest!

[@imnotusingmyrealname4566]

and it has a pure V8 with just a beefier starter basically

[@softroseforyou7457]

Mercedes AMG is back with E Performance on their AMG line. They have taken the lead in performance.

[@titaniummechanism3214]

In german speaking countries AMG is often jokingly called "Adieu Mein Geld", which roughly translates to "Goodbye My Money". And that is very true again with this new S63.

[@HansGruberX1]

Echt? Noch nie gehört 😅

[@sayedshaz]

@@HansGruberX1 habe ich auch nie gehört

[@questionyourself718]

​@@HansGruberX1Echt nicht? Ist ein Klassiker im Norden 😂 in Niedersachsen, Hamburg und Bremen ein bekannter Begriff haha

[@sinansulejmani9289]

@@sayedshazich höre das oft 😅

[@titaniummechanism3214]

@@questionyourself718 Ich dachte, das wäre verbreiteter!

[@utsavsharma89]

“That knows itself, it’s been to Europe in the summer” 😂😂

[@purwantiallan5089]

Imagine if NISSAN Z takes on the BMW M70.

[@Stho-08]

Makes going to Europe in summer sound like an eight wonder😂

[@ThabisoFuze]

“Kendrick Lamar’s vocal range as he tears Drake a new one”😳😂😂😂🔥

[@code0662]

This one had me bawling😂😂

[@vg789-d9b]

I wonder if these two listen to "Not like us", and think they're included in the "Us" part lol

[@benjamanmitchell4594]

🤣🤣😂😂✔✔👌👌

[@JacksonKillroy]

joke doesnt really make sense, but ok

[@ThabisoFuze]

@@JacksonKillroy BBL Drizzy fan spotted👀🚩

[@mbuguamburu08]

That S63 is hands down superb

[@breezyondabeat4325]

That MF was moving 😂💨

[@zachwillason]

You guys having MAX fun in service of your love for cars is such a gift to your fans and all car enthusiasts alike. Love you guys!!

[@rovert94]

Love how it says "Green Vehicle". It is an S63 with a twin turbo V8.

[@danieldagenais7945]

Only in Canada you can see this non-sence.

[@clinttube]

The delusion runs deep... solid portion of the people buying it need to be told their green sins are not only simply forgiven, they were never sins at all, because they were so smart to send $200 g's to Affalterbach. and get back $50 g's of car in 5 years.

[@Sickwitit18]

​@@danieldagenais7945 i think you'd get the green vehicle perks in the US too. You can get a special license plate and be able to use certain lanes and parking spots

[@danieldagenais7945]

@@Sickwitit18 it's a 200000$US car with a twin turbo v8 😅.

[@Sickwitit18]

@@danieldagenais7945 I know it's crazy hahaha but I think technically you could still get the hybrid plate! So funny.

[@3v4761]

I'm with Thomas on this one...COUPÉ IS TWO DOORS.....putting a hatch back or fast back does not change the fact that its still a SEDAN!!!!...😡

[@talkditingsdem5799]

Google is your friend, look up the definition of a coupe and you will see how the misconception of people believing it has anything to do with doors been dead wrong.

[@altie29]

@@talkditingsdem5799 from Oxford, a coupé is "a car with a fixed roof, two doors, and a sloping rear" or "a four-wheeled enclosed carriage for two passengers and a driver" from Merriam-Webster, a coupé is "a four-wheeled closed horse-drawn carriage for two persons inside with an outside seat for the driver in front" or "a 2-door automobile often seating only two persons" from Cambridge, a coupé is "a car with a fixed roof, two doors, two or four seats, and usually a sloping back" from Britannica: a coupé is "a car that has two doors and that has room for four or sometimes only for two people" this was all from a quick google search like you suggested and it seems like it does, in fact, have to do with amount of doors

[@szymonski1905]

100% agree

[@questionyourself718]

​@@talkditingsdem5799 you are wrong. Literallt first definition on google says its a 2 door car with a sloping roofline.

[@Sumodeadliftsarefake69]

You’re all a bunch of virgins. Who actually gives a shit?

[@Only_Ameen04]

8:13 "You don't need to put S class in Master Race mode because it already driven by the dictator" That subtlety is crazy 💀

[@purwantiallan5089]

Putting the S Class in Master Race Mode could be very good.

[@ExecuteBrandon]

Dictator doesn’t drive. Dictator is driven.

[@greebj]

"Master Race Mode" in a German car ... mmkay

[@piyushchandane3223]

1:19 AAA----oooo --my---god (AMG ) that was hilarious 😂😂

[@basilfabian05]

"AMG = Aww My God, its so quick" 🤣👍

[@jonathonedwards6741]

When that I7 weighs nearly twice my two cars combined. Clearly we’ve gone too far……

[@alizierny]

S class weighs more, by a lot

[@jonathonedwards6741]

Not quite. The I7 is 2808kg, my Suzuki weighs about 900kg and the Austin is around 600kg. No I don’t drive around in heavy cars but with a combined weight of around 1500kg the I7 is very close to double both of my cars combined, or to put it another way, nearly 5x my Austin’s curb weight.

[@Icebergslim333]

​@alizierny What?? The BMW weighs 6190lbs while the Mercedes weighs 5721. Go to 11:05 in the video to see.

[@KevinWebb]

I get your concern, but can we not overlook the bigger issue staring us in the face?

[@judythepunk461]

@@alizierny it literally doesn't. the bmw is more than 200kg heavier

[@captiv897]

"That knows itself. That's been to Europe over the summer" 😂 James was cookin' today 🤣

[@nicktryan]

James back seat rant 6 minutes in is gold!

[@UndeadScavenger]

And somewhat representative of my exact expection of someone driving this beast IRL 😂

[@maropenemphasha5403]

On s63: Jeremy Clarkson: Its a confused car, James May: It has a split personality.

[@lizwikhoza2661]

Where did they say this?

[@grostavious]

​@@lizwikhoza2661on the old w221 with the m156

[@KaizenPhotography]

James’ AMG rant = hilarity!

[@Pk1998AMG]

Ill give the S Class a pass on weight way before I give one to the M5. An S Class is supposed to be the flagship land yacht. it's not really meant to be sporty or agile. Its supposed to be luxurious as hell and still be fast as fuck, which it is. The M5 is a mid size and has historically been way more sporty and agile than most AMGs.

[@mathijn285]

Oh no abel doesnt give the weight pass to the m5!!!

[@lovelehstuff]

And even with its long wheel base and opulent luxury it's still just a hundred kg heavier than the m5

[@Caffeinated-DaVinci]

Disagree on all points.

[@griffins750]

Totally agree, its inline with what the S Class is historically supposed to be seen as in the eyes of consumers compared to the M5 which isn't.

[@Bimmer_Bill]

What you all don’t realize is the E63 hybrid (the m5 competitor) will be about the same weight. So no Mercedes DOESNT get a pass! A 4800 lb 4 cylinder C class which is a 3 series competitor, not 5 series.

[@trevorksanders]

Nice subtle Pirates of the Caribbean line, "Best start believing, you're in one."

[@joewagner3780]

Came to the comments just to confirm someone else caught that hahaha well executed.

[@taniosnassif7036]

Lmao same.

[@NBKautoTEST]

Love it

[@adamwilson2203]

I LOL'd about eight times in this video. Especially James' storytelling of AMG mindset from a traffic light

[@arashrocky7100]

James has took the lead perfectly in this episode. He is becoming a really good car journalist

[@JohnWickOG]

The commentary in the Backseat about the AMG Moment was Legendary!

[@vspeed177-mitosisthegame6]

🤣🤣 nah these intro's are up there with peak Top Gear

[@bradyg499]

they are the new top gear

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@bradyg499or even exceeding both peak and new Top Gear.

[@Taf9193]

Yes my sentiments exactly 😀

[@P51]

what's top gear

[@iosgaming2824]

@@P51it was an old car review team from the early 2000’s

[@topcarspecs]

That Kendrick Lamar line was crazzzyy 😂😂 James

[@purwantiallan5089]

What if Kendrick Lamar drove a TommyKaira car soon?

[@markbiggart1265]

S8 is punching and would be my pick

[@user-um3fx2vk8r]

that piano black with fingerprints would drive me insane

[@Moonplant432]

​@@user-um3fx2vk8r Ash wood interior kit and the problem is solved . ~$1,750 USD.

[@Cef3axon1]

Why? I have the same interior in Q7, I evenly notice fingerprints. Dont let comments and other people toughts declare your decisions. First try than get conclusion. Best regards.

[@user-um3fx2vk8r]

@@Cef3axon1 bro ive literally been in an RS6 and Q5 lmao, personal experience piano black is trash. why audi even uses so much of it is beyond me

[@henzo7087]

@@Cef3axon1 VW piece of shit compared to Mercedes-Benz

[@JustinBaerwald]

James looks EXACTLY like Randy from A Christmas Story. Please, PLEASE, recreate the “Who’s Mommy’s little Piggy” dinner table moment for your Christmas special. I will die on this hill.

[@moogle68]

Uhhhhh Randy never had curly hair, and doesn't have facial hair or a British accent.... I don't see a shred of similarity between the two.

[@j.a.vzlaib1170]

James peak performance right here 😂 Love it

[@air-headedaviator1805]

6:47 The most real reaction

[@thokozanigab]

Literally

[@aegontargaryen573]

25:57 I always finish when it’s gaping

[@predatorx8081]

God 😂😂😂

[@Nka893]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 high 5!

[@josephngari3057]

5:21 😂😂😂had to replay this part some more times… Drake really catching strays😂😂😂

[@samuelreid603]

Same...I was like"he catching strays in car reviews now " 😅🤣😂🤣

[@Dennis-lg3ik]

Master "Race"! That's when the video got my like😂

[@pvtcmyers87]

James over here spitting bars about AMG moments man. Reminds me of him rapping about growing up in he hood.

[@blackcow8114]

old s63 design was peak.

[@chrism869]

The new one looks nice to

[@iosgaming2824]

You’ll say this one was peak design when the next gen comes

[@AyushArunRao-cb8hr]

This one actually looks good compared to the ridiculous design of the bmw one

[@rg6982]

😂😂no it doesnt, looks like a bloody cla 😂​@@chrism869

[@chrism869]

@@rg6982 hell no it does not look like that

[@rsac43]

$200k USD BEFORE FEES AND TAXES!?!? The price of these have just gone bonkers

[@user-um3fx2vk8r]

eh, not that shocking. previous gen started at 150k USD and this new one starts at 180k USD. 200k is with options added on btw. a fully spec 2018 S63 amg back then would run you close to 180 grand before tax.

[@user-um3fx2vk8r]

mind you, this new S63 has WAY more technology in it then the previous gen S63 which drives the price a lot higher for MSRP. and more standard features

[@betodo9984]

Am i the only one that felt new S63's fake cabin engine noise sounds like 4 banger....? Also still dunno why Audi US only give S8 piano black interior panel while Audi German get multiple wooden option

[@supraJZA80s]

Yup sounded shite. Fake noise 👎

[@talkditingsdem5799]

Y’all find anyway y’all can to down talk any features on any AMG’s. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@griffins750]

Thats what exhausts are for, just be glad Mercedes is still putting massive V8s in cars.

[@seansiew5629]

@@griffins750 they don't seem to admit that their 4 cylinder hybrid C63 sales are falling, CEO Ola Kallenius is a joke

[@smallqwaro]

The americans don't appreciate good wood

[@MrJamesguy1]

No one talking about the gigantuous bezel on the gagecluster screen? Wauw, i'm amazed this still exits!!

[@frequent_parker]

OK FINALLY someone mentions it! Like our phones have tiny bezels nowadays, and this quarter-million dollar supposed "engineering marvel" has these bezels from the early 2000s??? Crazy lol

[@andrewhenry1419]

Anytime I start quip ranting, my wife just says "Go take a lap." James, go take a lap.

[@fastattacktough688i6]

That AMG S63 is a cage fighter in an Otto tailored suit.

[@lukeblanch3242]

"And that's the only way it ends" - got me gaping

[@CTbloc]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dateymintah9585]

69 likes. Nice

[@atanasvasilev3228]

I dont like the black grill of the S-class. The standard one is way prettier and looks exactly on a luxury limousine.

[@ddai3370]

True! I got pull over a lot when I was driving my s63, 0 times with Audi, 0 times with Porsche.😂

[@chidienyia3734]

You guys have got to get some movie acting roles. That intro was HILARIOUS!

[@traelove301]

5:23 no way they referenced the beef LOL +1 throttle house for the culture.

[@Enigmaception]

5:05 holy crap, this actually had me dead 😂 Also, the LS has the best interior, hands down 23:43 The edits and recreation were so on point 😂

[@purwantiallan5089]

LEXUS LS500 is as good looking as BMW M70.

[@predatorx8081]

"500 im out of control" lovely 😂😂

[@SixSpeedSeven]

Fast flagships are the move. The definition of having your cake and eating it too!

[@derekwalsh1935]

Love these comparison tests

[@simphiwesimzeystanley825]

"Aw My God" That's the new meaning of AMG😂😂😂😂 01:20

[@Desmo937]

James part at 5:00 is the most funny part of any video ive watched the last few months. I love your videos, they are great. Thank you! Also - such gorgeous cars.

[@jakepayne9822]

That folded seatbelt is bugging me. Love the video and especially the intro and your mum lol!

[@PEnotGyM]

Lol right? My eyes kept being drawn to that

[@ericdarmawan9504]

TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT DADDY JAMES😍😍😍

[@TheMarrvvinn]

"That knows itself, it's been to Europe over the Summer." Epic.

[@Fasteddiebreakshearts]

🚥Battle of the German Luxury Autobahn Super Cruiser’s 🏁🏁🏁 Let me get my popcorn 🍿 😂

[@ButchCass]

That BMW looks like a pig 🐽 ate a hearse 😂😂😂

[@NickyBobby83]

I love the "COMMITMENT" label just before the drag race

[@LOCOTouareg]

And I’m James!… every single time 🤣🤣🤣

[@tinasheedmond3255]

The drag race I was waiting for❤

[@climb115]

Been following yall for years.. videos are awesome!!! Great dou.. most trusted KZbin reviews out there by far

[@FurkanCemTurfanda]

The "Pirates of the Caribbean" reference was great: "Best start believing in ghost stories Ms. Turner... YOU'RE IN ONE!"

[@AudiUptownMarkham]

Thanks for having us out!

[@joabnyabuti205]

the guy holding the chart got his ten seconds of glory. 😂

[@slothymango]

He actually was James brothers girlfriend

[@elmerhot]

simply quality, humor , knowledge, best content ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@emiliomorales3413]

James joke over the Kendrick and Drake thing was peak internet

[@MrZotteltier]

I thought this was a Carwow drag race, seeing the thumbnail. I only saw you guys on the second glance.

[@svgPhoenix]

KZbin has learned not to recommend carwow to me anymore lol

[@gunsandgranola7262]

Having owned an AMG C63. James nailed the agro you feel when driving one. “The cross traffic light is yellow!! Why haven’t you moved yet?!?”

[@topcarspecs]

That intro man 😂😂😂

[@ThabisoTsotsi]

The show gets better with each watch! The comedy! James with the hip hop references… the cars! Good work!

[@IndaloMan]

Happy memories of my first BMW, a 2003 745i which I purchased solely because it was the first BMW to get idrive. Yes, I was an IT consultant #goodolddays

[@Kabelo-bn5cj]

That s63 e performance ❤❤❤❤❤❤ is jst BEAST🙏🙏🙏

[@caernavon]

Um... The S8 looks like a big A3, and yet the Merc somehow doesn't look like a big C-Class?

[@Daillydoseoftextfan]

and the bmw looks ass.

[@user-um3fx2vk8r]

nope, different headlight and tailight design for the S class. especially at night time from the front and rear its very easy to tell apart the new C class and S class.

[@seansiew5629]

@@Daillydoseoftextfan said someone who doesn't own a car, at least the 7 series sells well unlike the s class, due to Rolls Royce tech on the suspension and automatic doors, BMW owns RR which is why, the S class looks like a wannabe Maybach, and Maybach is just a trim level that Kim K fanboys only go crazy with, Rolls Royce will never let a Maybach go past in terms of luxury, and i have sat in a Bentley, RR and Maybach

[@seansiew5629]

@@user-um3fx2vk8r well if you don't mind the creaking interior and crappy reliability then yes go ahead with the w223, overhyped and overrated for no reason

[@Daillydoseoftextfan]

@@seansiew5629 can t have a opinion without owning a car XD. Ur a special kid aren t u?

[@CRatcliffe]

That Benz launch control sounds sweet!

[@fungayidonmungoni5778]

the drake sneak disses 😆😆😆

[@Chemzborgor]

The AMG moment had me on life support

[@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13]

The correct place for a '63' badge on an AMG. As opposed to the C63, which is not.

[@bds990]

11:50 for the thing everyone cares to see

[@oa7554]

Thanks Chad

[@gavigoldstein8077]

At first, I was excited to see that Throttle House uploaded another video. Then I saw the 7-series' ghastly front end and nearly regurgitated my morning coffee.

[@justreallybored6014]

Gotta say, this is the best car channel on the internet. I honestly dont care about most of the cars they talk about, but the comedy and writing and delivery of these 2 is really quite special. Its like a 90's sitcom level of natural funniness.

[@seansiew5629]

@@justreallybored6014 nah their bias to Mercedes is extraordinarily strong just like Sam CarLegion as well

[@therealturbofanisme]

The little "commitment" script as Thomas starts the camera in the back of the BMW 😂 you guys are the best

[@arjan92]

I think the s63 is perfectly fine, if you want a comfy ride take the S550.

[@MartyNguyen611]

3,1s 0-60 is wild

[@daniel-ino]

and nobody cares.

[@justthevoicebackup280]

​@@daniel-ino Speak for yourself... it's awesome.

[@amgc63s32]

@@daniel-inoshut up

[@porterriico]

Bro was tweaking 😂 5:30

[@Navymanwilk]

This was definitely you guys’ best video! 😂 tasteful and funny. Great job fellas.

[@Opaque.2theeye]

Loving the banter between these blokes

[@beepboopboopbopbeep]

The AMG moment bit HOLY MOLY good work James XD

[@Woodbang.parametric]

You just gotta love James, especially with bits like the AMG moment :D

[@purwantiallan5089]

AMG S63 still looked gorgeous like 2009 SLR McLaren.

[@robervin9107]

Thomas’s iconic reactions 4:25 4:32 James as a FBI agent 6:05 That’s the only way this ends. Magnificent very authoritative tone as well

[@C_ReKNDL]

You guys are great.

[@tomo8224]

This was a great video guys, watched it start to finish, laughed and agreed a bunch of times. Have a thumbs up!

[@thehaydencristina]

The best car channel on KZbin. And I watch em all 😂 Simple, comedic, and the occasional sick adventure 🔥

[@GarryMcGovern]

You really should have put up a 'Parental Advisory Warning' before you showed that BMW on screen......... it's been half an hour since I watched this video, and I am still rocking in my seat, shaking at the sight of it.

[@damilolaakanni]

😁😅😂🤣

[@younggucci820]

« Your mom lol » 😂😂😂😂😂😂 you guys are not slick 😢 0:42

[@christophecamus8410]

Great video thanks

[@brentm.8140]

You guys have filled the vacuum left by Top Gear/The Grand Tour. Love every video you do!