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[@TimDillonShow]

Hey guys please support the sponsors of this episode! www.anvilrings.com/ promo code TIM www.ridge.com/TIM And for weekly bonus episodes go to www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow

[@redpalace2494]

Any word on when I should expecting that jewelery delivery?

[@3500andrei]

i get that you're a comedian, but at least do a bit of reading... www.newsbreak.com/minnesota/brooklyn-center/news/0PC0CiGR/kb-balla-minneapolis-sports-bar-scores-destroyed-in-riots i'm sure you also don't feel bad for the black firefighter who saved his entire life to open up his dream bar, only for it to be burned to the ground. this is the person who the riots are hurting. not target. target can rebuild, this man not so much.

[@hustler3of4culture3]

I'm drinking-heavily. So yes I'm being nice 😋

[@hustler3of4culture3]

I'm looting target tomorrow! But nicely

[@dansoderburg1854]

Guess that onlyfans $ never came in

[@joeblow1006]

“WE NEED TO OPEN IT UP, THEN BURN IT ALL DOWN” - Tim Dillon

[@colliermerriman6353]

Buying an ad on Tim dillons show is a solid investment he just managed to talk about rings for 10 minutes

[@jackshepard9785]

Anvil Rings knows true sales

[@TayKVEVO]

Low cost, high quality

[@dankestranch8738]

LOL i love his ad reads so much. He can make anything funny af

[@stevemcdowell123]

This is my first tim Dillon video, those ads were soooo long! Haha

[@lerpalerp4357]

Anvil Rings HIGH QUALITY low cost

[@NycDelivers]

Tim deserves Rogan money.

[@S87yt]

Not just Rogan money, literally Joe Rogan's money should be taken from him and given to Tim.

[@alexanderforever]

Joes not naturally funny like Tim. Tim was literally born with it it’s his personality

[@MA1LUNE]

NO NEED FOR A RIDGE WALLET WITH THE FED CRYPTO APP, "TIM DILLON". WAR WITH CHINA 11-14 JUNE. TRADE DISLOCATION. HYPERINFLATION. ALL CURRENCY BROUGHT TO PARITY. GLOBAL CURRENCY RESET. THE TECHNOLOGY IS IN PLACE, RIDGE NEEDS TO CHANGE THEIR BUSINESS PLAN OR THEY WILL BE LEFT IN THE PAST TIM.

[@Texas2014Longhorns]

S8 S7 exactly. He doesn’t deserve Rogan money. He deserves Rogans money

[@krisadams4561]

Nobody deserves Rogan money including Rogan

[@banecastle8772]

selfishly I dont want this podcast to get very big bcuz I want him to remain an angry screaming lunatic...

[@BlueprintsForHeadaches]

Sometimes people can keep the flame going after the success but a lot of people do seem to lose the magic after success . I feel u tho dawg

[@techno.drew_]

haha i feel you man. he's so goddamn funny and he deserves major success, but these rants are fueled by a deep-seated rage that I hope he maintains

[@PixelTherapy542]

It’s ok. His appearances on Alex Jones will label him as all the bad stuff and keep his career down. I think he deserves to be gigantic.

[@banecastle8772]

you're all correct... he absolutely deserves success and to be rich and famous I just worry that it changes him for the worse.... so far he's still fucking killing it.... oh well, all good things come to an end eventually

[@mrs4624]

Too late quarantine brought us here mate

[@PointlessRhetoric]

Terrible circumstances bring out the best in Tim.

[@MA1LUNE]

NO NEED FOR A RIDGE WALLET WITH THE FED CRYPTO APP, "TIM DILLON". WAR WITH CHINA 11-14 JUNE. TRADE DISLOCATION. HYPERINFLATION. ALL CURRENCY BROUGHT TO PARITY. GLOBAL CURRENCY RESET. THE TECHNOLOGY IS IN PLACE, RIDGE NEEDS TO CHANGE THEIR BUSINESS PLAN OR THEY WILL BE LEFT IN THE PAST TIM.

[@cheifwhabahoo2213]

By what saying stuff that is not real

[@steveh790]

Tim's ads are the only podcaster ads I don't skip though bc you never know where they're going to go.

[@Regularowners]

That makes 2 of us 🤣🤣🤣

[@Giovanni-nj1xo]

Bill Burr is infamous for butchering and skewing ad reads in a hilarious manner.

[@sillysissyphus4877]

He’s the only one who gets creative with it. All these guys pride themselves on joke writing and he’s the only one who even tries to make it entertaining. He’ll take a 60 second ad read and make a 10 minute bit out of it.

[@arniexanchez]

half the time I don't even realize the ad is still going, ok I thought he just moved on to a rant lmao

[@faustinocoyazooregel5447]

Yea the one for the underwear when he says "I'm trying to get rid of this sponsor" lmao that he calls him gay

[@bgillett72]

My city is burning. Grand Rapids Mi. But hey life in the big city.

[@Mcdaveytrain]

Kent County gang

[@MA1LUNE]

TIM DILLON IS A SATANIST AND IN ON THE NWO AND EPISODE 201 WAS AN OCCULT RITUAL READ BELOW. So on episode number 201 of 'The Tim Dillon Show' Tim Dillon just coincidently has Ray Kump on as a guest. My suspicions are confirmed, Tim Dillon is a freemason and is in on the NWO agenda. Episode 201 = Event 201, the name of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation funded Plandemic simulation. Event 201 occurred on the 18th October 2019, and Episode 201 was released on 23rd May 2020, 219 days after. If one is to code the name 'Tim Dillon' (if that is his name) in Gematria, the foundational teaching of Kabbalah, the school of Jewish mysticism practised by none other than The Angel of Death himself Alistair Crowley, the coded language of the elite, equals 45 in the 'Full Reduction Cipher'. T=2, I=9, M=4, D=4, I=9, L=3, L=3, O=6, N=5. Tim Dillon = 45. Donald Trump is the 45th President. Now, early in the morning of the day of which Tim Dillon releases episode 201, 23rd May 2020, Pier 45 in San Francisco was set on fire in a Satanic Ritual. The intrigue is in the digits, which continue to sync up. The mayor of San Francisco is London Breed, who is both 45 years old and the 45th mayor of San Francisco, a city named after the Jesuit saint, Saint Francis. Tim Dillon (45) slots smoothly into the equation here, another man of this fallen world who has sold his soul for fame and fortune. Now back to Event 201, which occurred 219 days before the release of Episode 201. The phrase 'Tim Dillon and Ben Avery', the two hosts of The Tim Dillon Show, equals 219 in the English Ordinal Cipher of Gematria. Another coincidence maybe? Let's give them the benefit of the doubt. The guest, Ray Kump, featured on the 201st episode of The Tim Dillon Show, was a previous regular guest in the show's previous New York incarnation when it was called 'Tim Dillon is Going to Hell'. Tim's move to Los Angeles seemed to come out of nowhere, and appeared on the surface as a typical opportunistic backstabbing, a degenerate dispensing with any sort of code of loyalty in pursuit of fame. We've seen this before, many have tried. But Dillon's ascent was completely unprecedented. He was immediately taken into and embraced by Joe Rogan's network of LA hotshots. Rogan is a well-known Luciferian, who has been pictured with Anton LeVay wearing a '666' t-shirt, LeVay being the FOUNDER OF THE CHURCH OF SATAN. Dillon has appeared on Rogan's podcast three times, most recently to introduce a scapegoating and suspicion of Bill Gates into the mainstream on an episode watched by over 2.5 million people. He did so again whilst behind the veil of irony in his skit titled 'Lil' Rona' released on the 22nd of May, one day before episode 201 and on the 3 year anniversary of another devastating sacrificial Satanic ritual performed by Ariana Grande known as 'The Manchester Bombings', where he called Bill Gates the father of Coronavirus. Bill Gates has been on the mouth of Tim Dillon for at least 2 months now, and one wonders whether this persistent insistence of Gates' nefariousness is a deliberate misdirection, and Dillon is indeed yet another media plant employed in order to misdirect the masses. His ties with Whitney Webb, a known CIA asset, do more to explain Dillon's sudden prominence in the mainstream and the explosion of his show during the Plandemic. Back to Kump. Kump's appearance on Episode 201 marks the peak of cultural degeneracy promoted by Dillon's 'program'. Kump seemed to be an agent employed to promote several amoral and degenerate agendas and ideas, but most prominently and disgustingly, promoting the benefits of incestuous pedophilia for the mental health of children. Now, Kump's clearly disgusting globalist agenda provoked my curiosity and prompted yet another investigation. Ray Kump calls into episode 201 from the city of New York, the statistically worst affected city in the world by the virus. Now why bring a citizen of New York to discuss the fake virus and promote pedophilia? Well if we resort to Gematria we will see how wrapped up Kump seems to be in the agenda. The location of Kump, 'New York, New York', equates to 222 in the the English Ordinal Cipher, as does 'Wuhan Coronavirus' in the English Ordinal Cipher. A particularly mysterious and dark phrase is referred to in the title and throughout the episode, 'I am not in a lightless room, I have a sense of time'. And this is the key to the ritual. In the Reverse Full Reduction Cipher this also equals 222. This phrase is a spell, cast in perfect sync with the place and time in which the magician lives. The promotion of Magick plagues and permeates this podcast. Does the 'Magic Spoon' sponsorship make sense now? And it should come to no surprise that 'Ray Kump' equals 33 in the Full Reduction Cipher. He is a 33rd degree Freemason. The veil of mystery is lifted completely once you understand Kump's masonic background. 'Ray Kump Freemason' equals 201 in the English Ordinal Cipher. Even the complete title of the podcast '201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show' equals 201 in the Reverse Full Reduction Cipher. There are no coincidences. What we have here is a Ritual. Every single detail, once analysed, makes the ritual more transparent, even Ben Avery's hat of choice, the official merchandise of the '2015 Masters'. The Masters is played at 'Augusta' golf course, which equals 45 in the Reverse Full Reduction Cipher, the fundamental number of this ritual, in sync with Tim Dillon, Pier 45, Donald Trump and London Breed. The 2015 Masters began on the 9th April 2015, 5 years, 1 month, and 15 days before episode 201 of The Tim Dillon Show. Look at this number 5115. The Palindromic Symmetry is alarming. Now, 5 years, 1 month, and 15 days is 1872 days. In 1872 17th May, the Bohemian Club was incorporated into SAN FRANCISCO, 1776 months and 7 days before the release of Episode 201 of The Tim Dillon Show. The synchronicity is clearer and clearer. 1776 is, of course, one of the most significant years in the history of the occult, marking the founding of both the Bavarian Illuminati and the United States of America, the former founded 65 days before the latter on the 1st of May 1776. 'Tim Dillon Show' = 65 in the full reduction cipher. The podcast was also posted on the 100 year anniversary of Pope Benedictus XV's publication of his encyclical 'Pacem, Dei Munus Pulcherrium', in 1920. It was also released on the 40th anniversary of the release of The Shining in 1980. The significance of Kubrick's relation to the occult has been covered ad nauseam. The encyclical's title translates to 'Peace, Beautiful Gift of God', a phrase which equals 216 in English Ordinal Cipher, a value shared with the infamous line from Revelations 12:3 'Behold the great Red Dragon'. The title of Pope Benedictus' encyclical also equals 405 in the Reverse Ordinal Cipher, a numerical value equal to the phrase, ''Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse' referenced in Revelations 6:1-8. They appeared after the opening of the Seven Seals which bring forth the apocalypse. Did Tim Dillon open the seven seals on the 23rd May 2020? This is just speculation but I think this is the threshold, and we are in the end times, hence 'Tim Dillon is Going to Hell'. There is a reason the title was changed as he moved LA, otherwise Avery and Dillon's game would have been given up too easily, after all 'occult' simply means 'hidden'. Tim moved to LA to get carry out these orders from above, and was given the power he currently has in exchange. There is still time before the end, repent for having watched this show, accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour and spread the word about the Satanic Tim Dillon Show.

[@shannonsunmoonvirgo]

@@MA1LUNE Holy hell. This is 10 levels of crazy 😜 😳

[@susie7336]

Cameron I love Jesus. He is my savior. No one is about the Lord. I just listen to Tim bc he’s funny and we have the same accent.... :/

[@matthewchesner933]

@Cameron I know of a jewelry investment enterprise you may be interested in.

[@butcher568]

Since I discovered Tim Dillon I can barely listen to anyother comedian podcast. Tim is so fucking hilarious Its beyond Uncle Joey.

[@jerry-gees]

tim is hysterical and he's such a long islander it's hilarious. everybody on long island knows a guy like tim same accent same way of talking and cracking jokes lol

[@JasonsCrimeWave]

Dam you couldn’t have said it better. Even the ads are better than joeys and I love his. Trust me I’m Rothschild Tier Patreon and listened to all of them at least 3 times each. He makes a lot of sense and called a lot of this. Tim if you read this “it’s a knife fight”

[@Ellienollie]

I know!! joey still has that space in my heart his stories are impeccable and his random phrases ...but tim.... something special is going on here and we are lucky to witness it. wish nothing but the best for him

[@rhelferstay]

Comparing Tim and Joey Diaz is like comparing apples and oranges. It's like comparing Doug Stanhope with Dat Phan. Just because they are both comedians don't mean they are interchangeable. It's like music, Tim and Joey are different genres. You can have your favorite rock song and metal song or classical song, etc... Tim is more along the lines of Doug Stanhope mixed with Andrew Schulz. He has the libertarian, conspiracy theorist, attacking both sides that Doug Stanhope has, but does a lot of short skits and bits like Andrew Schulz. Joey Diaz is more along the lines of Tom Segura and other comedians that tell stories rather than make formulaic jokes or use observational humor. If I had to choose a comedian to tell me a story, Joey hands down, if I want someone to comment on the absurdity of politics and culture, it's Tim, Doug or Andrew.

[@Ellienollie]

@@rhelferstay i think they both have "it" and that is the rarity of actually being funny

[@acetate909]

Tim Dillon is making better points thatn anyone on cable news.

[@Football__Junkie]

That’s why he’s not on Fox News anymore. He makes too much sense

[@simon5045]

He's wrong about the percentages though.

[@ct-gt2dt]

@@simon5045 Someone else just makes up their own percentage to begin with.

[@adamgardener8624]

A year later, he was not wrong about anything really. He made many predictions. Fxxx a percentage.

[@mohnjayer]

“You should wake up, leave your house, and loot Target.” What beautiful advice from Tim in these trying times 🙏🙏

[@Battleatchivamaugs]

This comment aged like fine wine

[@matthines3086]

The producer is so good, he's just as integral as Tim to the show

[@justgarethsphone9663]

Tim's nothing without his lil giggly twink

[@stupideunuchs6513]

I dunno. They should get a big dog and a pair of lesbians live in a van and solve mysteries.

[@karljonson3287]

His laughs are on point. Like he laughs at the perfect time as Tim says the punchline.

[@dankestranch8738]

Hes just eye candy lets be honest. If he looked a little worse he'd be outta here a long time ago

[@jerry-gees]

he's there to keep the satire rolling. tim can say anything he wants as long as that dude laughs at it lol

[@servant141]

Am I the only one who watches just waiting for Tim to hit a level that makes Ben laugh?

[@beermansf9791]

That’s one of my favorite parts of the Podcast

[@JoshShakespeare]

BeerManSF bens laugh is precious.

[@CraigW34v7b9]

They are a great combination.

[@shannontoppari5967]

Fuckin love that shit too!!

[@rhelferstay]

@@JoshShakespeare Alright Gollum lol.

[@Seh_the_h_is_silent]

I swear Tim is the only comic in the world that makes me laugh out loud uncontrollably when I'm alone!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and I listen to a lot of comedy but it's only Tim that triggers that level of emotion in me lol ahahhaaha EAT AND BURN IT DOWN LOOOOOLL I own a restaurant and I laughed like crazy at that. Let's have a meal and burn it down! Ahahahahahah

[@unownnnn]

Hope you can survive all this!

[@Ziggy550]

Me too !! 😭

[@tylercooke1288]

No justice - no peace!

[@slasher6547]

Tim make an emergency podcast Saturday we need more of this LOL

[@malefic1349]

Just do the $5 Patreon... Ignore every Patreon (except for History Hyenas) 100% of the time. But mostly give Tim Dillon money for the 1 extra episode a week.

[@22thevoice22]

Honestly the only patreon I've ever even considered. Might pull the trigger now.

[@sauceguy19]

The patreon is sooooo worth it

[@ghostyglover]

VoiceOfMan thought i was gonna try it for a month, its been a year

[@zissou6928]

Anybody else listening to this 3 yrs later bcus it’s still gold?

[@samcarroll4767]

That Ridge Wallet commercial is better than most people's whole podcast catalog 😅😅

[@Moonchild-xc4qx]

Totally😂

[@VintageFiendClub]

4 years later. 😂

[@munkychimp]

Yessir. Currently binging lol

[@GatherRocks]

O boy, someone at Rockstar needs to make sure Tim gets his own Radio show in GTA 6

[@abigdumbamerican315]

Okay, recently some fucking genius made the decision to rerelease the criminally underrated beat ‘em up Scott pilgrim game and somehow this is the best idea I’ve heard all year.

[@bignose4703]

Yeah him and Alex Jones should deffo have a gta radio station

[@arniexanchez]

I'm excited for him to call me a stupid fat pig in between the 90s top pop hits

[@ryanw9353]

@@abigdumbamerican315 no!?@b@bllv?”l &@“8.@Lb bv@?bo ob@ bb @? No blb l!@!!ll!@!lnb&?blb?@!@!@@?!”bvb blln@!!@lblblnl @?!9 lb@?!!@ b b blvb l@! Lb blb no blb l !li7?CNN? Thanks buddy I hope you have an awesome good

[@ryanw9353]

@@abigdumbamerican315 is c Idk doing one job RW u you need rahave euioikmk0, have have t lfor Yright

[@Wearenotwell]

“You should be burning down target on the regular” Great start lmao

[@blakethomas2352]

Great start haha

[@MightyMerlin1]

I wonder what he thinks of the girl who was raped and murdered by rioters in Minneapolis

[@CH-ml4rz]

MightyMerlin1 like u give a shit.

[@jerry-gees]

MightyMerlin1 SHAWT UP!

[@JoshShakespeare]

MightyMerlin1 That really happened?

[@stevejobs8751]

I saw Tim throwing a Molotov cocktail at that diner he hates

[@CH-ml4rz]

SWINGERS

[@Illbedeadsooner]

This is comment just threw up a red flag, nice work.

[@Cbutton]

@@CH-ml4rz they went out of business months ago I think he's found a new shit show lol

[@jeansdelajeans3937]

I saw him giving handies out back behind Nobu

[@HoboJIm117]

Standing on the balcony of my stunning estate watching society burn listening to Timmy boy, life in the big city.

[@geoslabs7065]

"The balcony of my stunning estate"... Don't upsell that 180 sq ft attic rental u got in sunset park... But rlly tho, the audacity. I luv it 💞 💕

[@Bobin10101]

@@geoslabs7065 sad

[@beelow84]

Dont leave the kids alone with Uncle Target.

[@AubsM55]

😂

[@Abitflippant]

I wonder if Uncle Target has a Long island Mansion?

[@CH-ml4rz]

Best comment here

[@MA1LUNE]

NO NEED FOR A RIDGE WALLET WITH THE FED CRYPTO APP, "TIM DILLON". WAR WITH CHINA 11-14 JUNE. TRADE DISLOCATION. HYPERINFLATION. ALL CURRENCY BROUGHT TO PARITY. GLOBAL CURRENCY RESET. THE TECHNOLOGY IS IN PLACE, RIDGE NEEDS TO CHANGE THEIR BUSINESS PLAN OR THEY WILL BE LEFT IN THE PAST TIM.

[@christinet638]

or your wife

[@DamnWow]

I think Tim is making me less dumb while also showing me how dumb I am Thanks Tim!

[@noahstephenwhelan]

I go back and rewatch this pretty frequently. One of the best rants ever recorded. We should be burning down targets on the regular.

[@slasher6547]

Ben looks like he gets cracked open and cleaned out by Timmy

[@Mcdaveytrain]

Make no mistake. This is factual

[@arua2695]

It is what it is

[@timmcgrawsmustache4343]

@@Mcdaveytrain WEPA

[@slasher6547]

Es lo que Es

[@joeblow1006]

Kids a squeak it is what it is

[@MrMartena56]

Tim Dillon needs a property empire and an estate. He needs to be part of the ruling elite, and he needs to be protected at all costs.

[@andrewwoodward8563]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Tim Dillon needs to be surrounded by gaurd twinks ready to knife fight at a moment's notice.

[@Abitflippant]

He'll have one soon enough. Jewels by Tim Dillon is gonna make him a millionaire

[@porkfriedrice1530]

He's already made it abundantly clear he will sell out. I think the struggle keeps him funny, that trope isnt always true but he's made it very clear it is for him. I want the best for him! but imagine if he sold out? The hope would drain from my arteries and more cities will burn. I mean what a grim thought that is. Dillon in a fucking mansion not giving a fuck about comedy because he's swimming in cocaine and gigalos.

[@TheGamingSolution]

I feel like since Tim usually does the podcast alone it allows him to just riff for like an hour straight without interruption it definitely gets him better at stand up comedy

[@stupideunuchs6513]

Jimmy Dore x Dillion rant off.

[@duckingfuzz7847]

Add burr into that he does the same thing and it's great

[@samnunnally630]

Tim's stand up... it's hard to describe how funny he really is. If you get a chance when all of this bull shit ends go see him!

[@TheGamingSolution]

Sam Nunnally for sure !

[@DeepFriedDoom]

It takes an enormous set of balls to advocate burning down symbols of consumerism, and then immediately jumping into a 10-minute plug to encourage people to buy luxury goods during this pandemic. Subbed.

[@sylvestercalzo]

Chicago Was a real knife fight last night Tim, they stole a damn police horse

[@kathleenhodges6949]

I remember seeing the stolen police horse on the news and holy shit it made my week

[@lyttonscott]

I knew you’d end up selling jewellery for real.. it’s that European facial complex that just works so well in that field

[@malbinder6797]

“His perfect Christmas is that he wants to get out and kneecap somebody” I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.

[@PurposefulPorpoise]

I love that Dillon is basically doing stand up for a crowd of 1. He's not even pretending he's not anymore, he's just looking directly at that dude now

[@kathleenhodges6949]

Best podcast out rn....listening to all of em for the 3rd time....can't get enough and find new gems every time I listen...yes I have a problem

[@tallynwittal573]

Only now do we see the consequences of selling a lifestyle and not beautiful jewels

[@mmhoss]

this is the most powerful comment here

[@brolifex]

Can you break it down for a franks and beans kid like me?

[@atomisedman6235]

The pyramid scheme has reached it's inevitable limit

[@wolfman8449]

the sidekick looks like every guy that has ever started a billion dollar tech company in his basement or sent mail bombs to a billion dollar tech company from his mom's basement

[@ProudFilthyCasual]

The Duality of Man

[@nothinbutpeanut]

he is what jamie looks like when Joe needs confirmation for his jokes, as Dillon for his rants

[@maxxmcreynolds342]

Very high quality comment!!!!

[@TayKVEVO]

Wolf Man Learn to respect Ben or you’ll get the molotovs too

[@magourn]

Tim is my absolute favorite comedian!

[@lauraortega8850]

Mine too!!

[@JA-ld3it]

I refreshed my KZbin feed and this popped up. Perfect timing

[@DickChisqo420]

Was gonna say the EXACT same thing bro!!

[@kwazhims3lf]

long day in the sun, my face is almost burnt as bad as tims lol came home to this *_NOICE_*

[@neilwesqefjg2780]

Same here bros!

[@neilwesqefjg2780]

@@kwazhims3lf my back is sun burned right now

[@lpp7487]

You’re scaring my dog.

[@MA1LUNE]

NO NEED FOR A RIDGE WALLET WITH THE FED CRYPTO APP, "TIM DILLON". WAR WITH CHINA 11-14 JUNE. TRADE DISLOCATION. HYPERINFLATION. ALL CURRENCY BROUGHT TO PARITY. GLOBAL CURRENCY RESET. THE TECHNOLOGY IS IN PLACE, RIDGE NEEDS TO CHANGE THEIR BUSINESS PLAN OR THEY WILL BE LEFT IN THE PAST TIM.

[@kidsister316]

lue P. LOL

[@OdinSM1999]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@chrisbradley5978]

Mine too!

[@Bf2142Samuel7777]

Even the title of the episode is sinister, when tim dillon uses those types of euphemisms you know what you're in for

[@corrupt6026]

Every video makes me happy I'm a Patreon supporter. Life in the big city.

[@silasashe4158]

AutoZone: we are with you during this difficult time me: burn it down

[@lamolambda8349]

You must be the Umbrella Man

[@pitowil6321]

@@lamolambda8349 pink shirt

[@MA1LUNE]

NO NEED FOR A RIDGE WALLET WITH THE FED CRYPTO APP, "TIM DILLON". WAR WITH CHINA 11-14 JUNE. TRADE DISLOCATION. HYPERINFLATION. ALL CURRENCY BROUGHT TO PARITY. GLOBAL CURRENCY RESET. THE TECHNOLOGY IS IN PLACE, RIDGE NEEDS TO CHANGE THEIR BUSINESS PLAN OR THEY WILL BE LEFT IN THE PAST TIM.

[@jacobdawes]

I love how Ben is always cracking up

[@JerseySlayer]

Can we get a Doug Stanhope colab. I'll give you coke.

[@ronhitler-barassi2624]

Sweet avatar chief \M/

[@guillermomaradiaga7165]

Cooool profile image!!!

[@ml.9746]

Nice joke you turd.

[@jjmarvin1206]

Tim is the gay NY Stanhope.

[@MA1LUNE]

NO NEED FOR A RIDGE WALLET WITH THE FED CRYPTO APP, "TIM DILLON". WAR WITH CHINA 11-14 JUNE. TRADE DISLOCATION. HYPERINFLATION. ALL CURRENCY BROUGHT TO PARITY. GLOBAL CURRENCY RESET. THE TECHNOLOGY IS IN PLACE, RIDGE NEEDS TO CHANGE THEIR BUSINESS PLAN OR THEY WILL BE LEFT IN THE PAST TIM.

[@ew7230]

There will never, NEVER, be a better ad read than the one for RidgeWallet (Yummm) in this episode. That read alone is better than 99% of other podcasts out there. Coat your jeans with the blood of your family.

[@eatpizzaeveryday]

Just so happened to be smoking marb reds and drinking a big wine with ice in it when this popped up in my feed. Life in the big city 🤷‍♂️

[@miamiyusuf2206]

eatpizzaeveryday red label or the good old poison red

[@seantobin6988]

Tim “It’s a knife fight out there” Dillon, stay healthy and be safe. I have been taking shelter at home where I stay safe by watching ULTRA VIOLENCE MMA dvds. Gotta be careful about the kinds of information and ideas you let into your mind. And remember... always stray towards the lighter side of life. Despite the bastards!!!

[@robertputneydrake]

Despite the bastards :D

[@robertputneydrake]

But I don't get it. Watching ULTRA VIOLENCE MMA is good or bad? I like watching Clockwork Orange. Supposedly that's where the term came from (the book by Anthony Burgess to be exact). Then the computer game Doom in 1993.

[@CitizensofRev]

In Malibu?

[@Jackinator13xbox]

There's something incredibly ironic about you being sponsored by a low cost, high quality jewelry maker

[@businessbuilder92]

Jesus christ imagine the damage tim could do if he were actually an activist

[@emstacks1499]

Tim and Ray really called the riots like 3 years ago 👁

[@MA1LUNE]

TIM DILLON IS A SATANIST AND IN ON THE NWO AND EPISODE 201 WAS AN OCCULT RITUAL READ BELOW. So on episode number 201 of 'The Tim Dillon Show' Tim Dillon just coincidently has Ray Kump on as a guest. My suspicions are confirmed, Tim Dillon is a freemason and is in on the NWO agenda. Episode 201 = Event 201, the name of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation funded Plandemic simulation. Event 201 occurred on the 18th October 2019, and Episode 201 was released on 23rd May 2020, 219 days after. If one is to code the name 'Tim Dillon' (if that is his name) in Gematria, the foundational teaching of Kabbalah, the school of Jewish mysticism practised by none other than The Angel of Death himself Alistair Crowley, the coded language of the elite, equals 45 in the 'Full Reduction Cipher'. T=2, I=9, M=4, D=4, I=9, L=3, L=3, O=6, N=5. Tim Dillon = 45. Donald Trump is the 45th President. Now, early in the morning of the day of which Tim Dillon releases episode 201, 23rd May 2020, Pier 45 in San Francisco was set on fire in a Satanic Ritual. The intrigue is in the digits, which continue to sync up. The mayor of San Francisco is London Breed, who is both 45 years old and the 45th mayor of San Francisco, a city named after the Jesuit saint, Saint Francis. Tim Dillon (45) slots smoothly into the equation here, another man of this fallen world who has sold his soul for fame and fortune. Now back to Event 201, which occurred 219 days before the release of Episode 201. The phrase 'Tim Dillon and Ben Avery', the two hosts of The Tim Dillon Show, equals 219 in the English Ordinal Cipher of Gematria. Another coincidence maybe? Let's give them the benefit of the doubt. The guest, Ray Kump, featured on the 201st episode of The Tim Dillon Show, was a previous regular guest in the show's previous New York incarnation when it was called 'Tim Dillon is Going to Hell'. Tim's move to Los Angeles seemed to come out of nowhere, and appeared on the surface as a typical opportunistic backstabbing, a degenerate dispensing with any sort of code of loyalty in pursuit of fame. We've seen this before, many have tried. But Dillon's ascent was completely unprecedented. He was immediately taken into and embraced by Joe Rogan's network of LA hotshots. Rogan is a well-known Luciferian, who has been pictured with Anton LeVay wearing a '666' t-shirt, LeVay being the FOUNDER OF THE CHURCH OF SATAN. Dillon has appeared on Rogan's podcast three times, most recently to introduce a scapegoating and suspicion of Bill Gates into the mainstream on an episode watched by over 2.5 million people. He did so again whilst behind the veil of irony in his skit titled 'Lil' Rona' released on the 22nd of May, one day before episode 201 and on the 3 year anniversary of another devastating sacrificial Satanic ritual performed by Ariana Grande known as 'The Manchester Bombings', where he called Bill Gates the father of Coronavirus. Bill Gates has been on the mouth of Tim Dillon for at least 2 months now, and one wonders whether this persistent insistence of Gates' nefariousness is a deliberate misdirection, and Dillon is indeed yet another media plant employed in order to misdirect the masses. His ties with Whitney Webb, a known CIA asset, do more to explain Dillon's sudden prominence in the mainstream and the explosion of his show during the Plandemic. Back to Kump. Kump's appearance on Episode 201 marks the peak of cultural degeneracy promoted by Dillon's 'program'. Kump seemed to be an agent employed to promote several amoral and degenerate agendas and ideas, but most prominently and disgustingly, promoting the benefits of incestuous pedophilia for the mental health of children. Now, Kump's clearly disgusting globalist agenda provoked my curiosity and prompted yet another investigation. Ray Kump calls into episode 201 from the city of New York, the statistically worst affected city in the world by the virus. Now why bring a citizen of New York to discuss the fake virus and promote pedophilia? Well if we resort to Gematria we will see how wrapped up Kump seems to be in the agenda. The location of Kump, 'New York, New York', equates to 222 in the the English Ordinal Cipher, as does 'Wuhan Coronavirus' in the English Ordinal Cipher. A particularly mysterious and dark phrase is referred to in the title and throughout the episode, 'I am not in a lightless room, I have a sense of time'. And this is the key to the ritual. In the Reverse Full Reduction Cipher this also equals 222. This phrase is a spell, cast in perfect sync with the place and time in which the magician lives. The promotion of Magick plagues and permeates this podcast. Does the 'Magic Spoon' sponsorship make sense now? And it should come to no surprise that 'Ray Kump' equals 33 in the Full Reduction Cipher. He is a 33rd degree Freemason. The veil of mystery is lifted completely once you understand Kump's masonic background. 'Ray Kump Freemason' equals 201 in the English Ordinal Cipher. Even the complete title of the podcast '201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show' equals 201 in the Reverse Full Reduction Cipher. There are no coincidences. What we have here is a Ritual. Every single detail, once analysed, makes the ritual more transparent, even Ben Avery's hat of choice, the official merchandise of the '2015 Masters'. The Masters is played at 'Augusta' golf course, which equals 45 in the Reverse Full Reduction Cipher, the fundamental number of this ritual, in sync with Tim Dillon, Pier 45, Donald Trump and London Breed. The 2015 Masters began on the 9th April 2015, 5 years, 1 month, and 15 days before episode 201 of The Tim Dillon Show. Look at this number 5115. The Palindromic Symmetry is alarming. Now, 5 years, 1 month, and 15 days is 1872 days. In 1872 17th May, the Bohemian Club was incorporated into SAN FRANCISCO, 1776 months and 7 days before the release of Episode 201 of The Tim Dillon Show. The synchronicity is clearer and clearer. 1776 is, of course, one of the most significant years in the history of the occult, marking the founding of both the Bavarian Illuminati and the United States of America, the former founded 65 days before the latter on the 1st of May 1776. 'Tim Dillon Show' = 65 in the full reduction cipher. The podcast was also posted on the 100 year anniversary of Pope Benedictus XV's publication of his encyclical 'Pacem, Dei Munus Pulcherrium', in 1920. It was also released on the 40th anniversary of the release of The Shining in 1980. The significance of Kubrick's relation to the occult has been covered ad nauseam. The encyclical's title translates to 'Peace, Beautiful Gift of God', a phrase which equals 216 in English Ordinal Cipher, a value shared with the infamous line from Revelations 12:3 'Behold the great Red Dragon'. The title of Pope Benedictus' encyclical also equals 405 in the Reverse Ordinal Cipher, a numerical value equal to the phrase, ''Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse' referenced in Revelations 6:1-8. They appeared after the opening of the Seven Seals which bring forth the apocalypse. Did Tim Dillon open the seven seals on the 23rd May 2020? This is just speculation but I think this is the threshold, and we are in the end times, hence 'Tim Dillon is Going to Hell'. There is a reason the title was changed as he moved LA, otherwise Avery and Dillon's game would have been given up too easily, after all 'occult' simply means 'hidden'. Tim moved to LA to get carry out these orders from above, and was given the power he currently has in exchange. There is still time before the end, repent for having watched this show, accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour and spread the word about the Satanic Tim Dillon Show.

[@timmcgrawsmustache4343]

@@MA1LUNE what the ...

[@averygranum]

@@MA1LUNE sounds good

[@nickh4354]

@@MA1LUNE nice

[@Didy2112]

@@MA1LUNE I hope you're right, it would add another level of hilarious to his act. Sadly you're just unwell and incapable of seeing that. Good luck.

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

Literally hawking jewelry, as the prophecy was foretold. Anvilrings will be our symbol - similar to the Freemasons.

[@spudanky]

That reality check comedy. Right into this vein please 🤤

[@RamiroEloy1997]

I love the title just being TIm trying to get back into youtube's algorithm

[@RoundTableSportsNetwork]

Tim Dillon is a national treasure and Chris Farley's long lost nephew.

[@miamiyusuf2206]

Form is temporary, class is permanent. Thank you for being our voice Timmy

[@DannySullivanMusic]

My favorite guest on this podcast is Tim's Ray Kump impersonation

[@scottwood5957]

The ridge wallet ad starts around 49:20, might be his best ad read ever.

[@MFJoneser]

scott wood legendary reportage ty noble soul

[@thomasspanos5711]

4 months later and the ad reads keep getting better and better. See episode 221.

[@drgonzo1971]

Tim would never waste a McGriddle like that. I know as a fellow fat man.

[@jerry-gees]

he bathes in mcgriddles

[@WackWizerdX]

Wait, Tim is finally selling low cost high value jewels?

[@Abitflippant]

Thats what I said! I think if we order these new high value jewels we won't get the other jewels Tim promised us.

[@JessK1117]

I don’t know what makes me laugh more .. Tim’s jokes or Ben’s reactions to his jokes. 🤣🤣🤣

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

If Tim were an elite he'd fire fillet mignon down at us from a balcony high up on his stunning estate.

[@closer20jc]

His advertising is the best 😂😂😂 "it's a weapon" f'n wallet hahaha

[@ambypamby1986]

I donated 5 loads of bricks around the city today.

[@rhelferstay]

Why? George Soros has his operatives already handing them out for free.

[@druthii2207]

Hey Tim get in shape we need you around

[@poopyoyo]

Literally perfect timing

[@TheThejaketucker]

Just pulling up to work as security at a power plant and this human boiled cabbage comes on ! Noice!

[@kidsister316]

>>human boiled cabbage this

[@Spooki_]

The first 2 minutes of this show is one of the funniest things i've ever heard 😂

[@TheGeorgeous]

Thank you Tim for doing this. Lot of people don't seem to understand what you just lay bare.

[@frostychickenprods]

Never has a comedian made me want to see a compilation of his podcast ads

[@grifterofeas3]

Love you so much Tim. Thank you. You will be remembered.

[@AaronLikesSpaghetti]

being murdered with impunity by a police officer is one of the most unfortunate aspects of life in the big city

[@IkeOg]

It just is what it is.

[@troyr1210]

Not to mention the subway!🎉

[@Abitflippant]

Yeah, it really puts a light on that dumb lady in the park who called the cops cause that guy gave her dog a treat and asked her leash it.

Except he was arrested and charged.. not to mention his wife filed for divorce

[@CH-ml4rz]

J ronnn call us when theres an actual conviction. Lets see if she divorced him to save their shared assets.

[@thetruth5357]

Tim deserves all the fans in the world

[@edwinrivera8424]

Watching Tim Dillon episodes in reverse is even more hilarious.

[@86aevers]

Within 5 min Tim makes more salient points and important connections to what’s happening and why than anywhere else.

[@nathanquick9690]

2:43 is a beautiful statement

[@TheGamingSolution]

The Target and Auto Zone bit is classic

[@PlayNiceFolks]

I just had an extremely pleasant interaction on KZbin. It almost went negative, but I caught myself and gave some ground and thanked the person for taking the time to respond. Then, they responded in kind. It's amazing how good such a simple little thing feels. Spread it around folks.

[@elektrotehnik94]

You made me pause. There's no greater gift than to wake up to how much your actions determine your social interactions.

[@BEDCORN]

Jesus christ, thank god my sub box has been DRY

[@Jivansings]

“If anybody’s paid attention to anything that’s ever happened ... “ you’re so good!

[@dannymurphy9839]

"You're gonna be in a paramilitary group whether you like it or not." Life in the big city

[@beermansf9791]

I think sidekicks main job is to serve as a laugh meter , Tim feeds off his laughter it lets him know he is on a good rift . Lol

[@declanh2314]

I cant wait to wake up in the morning and go loot my nearest target and as I'm leaving I'll punch the cashier in the face and say " that's life in the big city"

[@09Bocka]

If there is one opinion I have that absolutely must be shared with the KZbin public it is this; Tim Dillon is the funniest person currently alive.

[@scottp.548]

Rona needs to get out there & do some looting.

[@goldencheese7247]

Yasss queen!

[@badluckbro661]

Always helping an essential worker get threw the weekend work night

[@HalinazDziecmi]

I just hope to see Tim and Bill Burr together on election night this year

[@monopalle5768]

Tim is a prophet. And everyone watching knows it. Even the guys who hate him.

[@harrym740]

Tim dillon for president id laugh my ass off lets make it work

[@Wallyworld30]

I have a 7 hour road trip tomorrow. I'm saving this one for the drive. Thanks TIM!! Now if you could help me kill 5 1/2 more hours I'll be G2G!

[@CH-ml4rz]

Relisten to the porch episodes.

[@chrisoseland4643]

The south side of Minneapolis is burnt down dude. The best part of it. I'm glad you re talking about it man. TIM DILLON IS ALEX JONES!!!

[@proddreamatnight]

Tim's ad reads are so fucking genius lmfao

[@22thevoice22]

I hadn't laughed in two days. Thank you for the McGriddle, Tim.

[@eskimointhisworld]

Very admirable, Tim, how you dealt with the whole Seth/Chris thing. ❤

[@hoboringmaster8029]

I think Tweety used a hammers. Anvils was Roadrunners game

[@TheGabagool1]

If chappelle has ever done white face than its okay for us to do black face.

[@JCResDoc94]

15:40 Damascus steal? dont you have to cool that in the body of a slave to forge?

[@troyshen5715]

Tim was so spot on in this moment. Hard to believe we're going on four years since the floyd protests and covid. I think hes at his best when railing against systemic issues and capital.

[@IcdCff-db5wu]

Tim, we should loot a cruise ship!

[@attemptedpossession5701]

What a perfect balance of hostility and hilarity!

[@phead80]

already loving your take on this shit, nice man. wasn't expected from you.

[@CH-ml4rz]

What episodes have u been listening too?!

[@naturallaw52]

I hope Tims right hand man is never gone because everything he laughs I bust out laughing harder

[@tmuxor]

😢

[@lamolambda8349]

Tim Dillon show late? Good. Daughter got cystic fibrosis? Good. Rogan brings Yoko's Good video up to Everlast? Very Good.