24 Things You Don't Know About Laura Loomer | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

Bill shares a few fun "facts" about conspiracy theorist and Trump influencer Laura Loomer.

[@llongone2]

She threatened to sue Bill, so he absolutely wrecked Loony Loomer in the next episode. Classic Bill!

[@zedxxx9]

After this piece, she should absolutely sue Bill. And she'll win too.

[@DisorderedArray]

​@@zedxxx9I guess it is technically libel, because she probably doesn't really refurbish lawn jockeys?

[@posthocprior]

Loomer is the reason children are afraid of clowns.

[@SarahNGeti]

@@posthocprior i thought Trump was the reason with John Wayne Gacy 🤔

[@sw4841]

Looner looks like she starred in all the SAW movies

[@user-lg9sf9jv4n]

i was thinking the Marilyn Manson music video - sweet dreams

[@midknight]

Laura, Lara and Kimberly all look like they went to the same surgeon.

[@jonnydoe5167]

At once

[@alexvega7083]

Jigsaw's sister?

[@Leonaza7]

Loomer is 31 years old and looks like she is pushing 50. Being evil definitely ages you. 🥴

[@SarahNGeti]

She is a succubus, Trump is a narcissistic incubus so she is starving and needs to feed 😅

[@HaleyMary]

Yeah, she does look older than 31. I thought she was closer to 40. Maybe too much sun or too much stress?

[@adventurefitnessescape700]

Loonie

[@adventurefitnessescape700]

yMary

[@user-jw9lq5ib6g]

@@HaleyMary naa, looney went cheap on the botox

[@afaceinthecrowd3652]

Imagine if DJT wins, he will appoint her as Secretary of Scary Things

[@powerdriller4124]

Actually, she is pointed to be appointed for the Department of Mental Health. tRump 2nd term is gonna wildly go lunatic, dystopian as hell.

[@michaelwoolcock5600]

Looks like Trump finally found his "Eva Braun".

[@JohnKurylo]

DEFINETLY😂😂😂😂😂😂EVA😢😢😢HITLER-EVA. TRUMP-LOOMER

[@ClNoBody]

She just couldn’t resist the mini mushroom.

[@FGH9G]

She has Trump mistress written all over her.

[@jamesdaniels3699]

With a Sharpe Black magic pen.

[@irkhanbasc]

I disagree. Trump has better taste in mistresses.

[@CAP198462]

When Real Time’s jokes about you sound plausible, you done messed up.

[@monie1527]

Now, now, be nice. She's transitioning.

[@michelleautore2945]

Brad + Angelina= Brangelina Ben + Jennifer = Bennifer, Trump +Loomer = Tumor

[@MarieB321]

Good one 👍

[@alex99398]

This was really well done.

[@CAP198462]

“It’s not a tumah”

[@rorisang88]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kavinravichandran649]

You know Bill is about to get real when the videos starts off right in the middle of the segment 😂

[@SarahNGeti]

She is Cruella Deville in real life

[@paulramos4037]

#25--Laura Loomer is Trump's MISTRESS

[@aaronpannell6401]

But it's true.

[@jaygrey1212]

I don't think he's capable what with all the stuff he takes

[@michellefiebig9241]

​@@jaygrey1212probably had penis implants..LOL

[@colinwhite5355]

Well done, Bill, you just increased her currency 100000% - which is her whole point.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

Number 8. Royalties from the "Saw" movies are my main source of income.

[@dodgygoose3054]

Loomer is Trump's 'emotional' support pet ....

[@pbfoley]

Bret Stephens seems to have completely missed the plot. I'm amazed.

[@mattbrandon9157]

24 things i don't know about laura loomer ; number 1- who the fuck is laura loomer

[@georgeschaut2178]

Latest Trump sycophant...that's all you need to know...

[@zedxxx9]

If you actually looked into it you would understand why Bill is about to be sued for this slander...

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@zedxxx9 Wrong. She is an evil troll, just like you.

[@catmoore1448]

She kind of looks odd. Like she should be on Drag Race.

[@stephenk2410]

Please don’t insult those drag queens.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Botched botox

[@devonboulden2496]

We've been cheated. There aren't 24 things.

[@blaisemacpherson7637]

Like a scene from downfall. He is in the bunker

[@brando7266]

It would be great ,if rump went out like hitler, 😆

[@Nick-mt4wk]

Would have been funnier just to read actual things she has said.

[@diegojines-us9pc]

no wonder trump is asking for money. 150K oer night is his going rate, and she hasn't left his side in weeks, you do the math.

[@FlyingElvis1000]

Serious Marilyn Manson look

[@jona2979]

I can’t believe I’m actually starting to agree with Bill Maher on things

[@zedxxx9]

Then something has gone wrong with your sense of judgement.

[@leannevandekew1996]

Trump is selling sneakers with a photo of himself. How do you know those are Trump sneakers? They're soulless.

[@Ericwvb2]

#25 : I remind President P01135809 of his daughter.

[@Cletus_the_Elder]

Goodness. Michael Jackson faking the moonwalking. Writers were sharp this week.

[@LaylaLover90]

How is she younger than me? Lol what

[@paules3437]

How is it that the phrase "going south" is still accepted when so many other phrases have been condemned? The phrase equates going south with "getting worse".

[@Rasarel]

I have news for you 😅: north Europe and Scandinavia always top countries and top people. The more south you go, the more problems people have 😊

[@BobBob-ls5vz]

Have you been to Florida???

[@Rasarel]

@@paules3437 yeah I mean different rights for men and different laws for women are decadent enough.

[@arminxvs3372]

"Got my dollz deported" 😂

[@christianbolt5761]

Note he didn’t mention she was jewish

[@Just_Pick_Something]

Why would he mention that?

[@notso5734]

She’s a dual citizen zi0nist, just like Bill Maher.

[@svscared]

Is she? This is the first time I'm hearing this. She certainly doesn't follow the teachings of Judaism nor does she have a standard Jewish sounding last name.

[@mikeb5664]

@@Just_Pick_Something Jews can do no wrong in Bills eyes.

[@stephenk2410]

She’s what you get when Gene Simmons has a baby with the Joker!!!

[@CliffG]

Wow! Now that's the Bill Maher I used to like!

[@bethharvey7149]

oh come on bill you know what she is doing. she is auditioning - no silly - not for that apprentice show. she wants to be number 4. can you imagine being in the same bed with that guy?

[@jogb9515]

Sounds pretty normal compared to Omarosa.

[@georgeschaut2178]

Omarosa broke her ties with Trump, and had the courage to criticize him, that sort of redeems her...

[@jogb9515]

@@georgeschaut2178 ...after she was fired. Hardly redeeming.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

You're NOT serious. This woman ate dog food on one of her podcasts. *DOG FOOD,* man. 🤨

[@ddevilisinthedetails]

its GAME OVER for political moochers, BOBBY is QB-ing TRUMPS team.

[@professorg1440]

Those Loomer jokes were beyond lame. Maher is fading fast.

[@christopherhuff3123]

Just look at the satisfied smile on trump's face. He looks like Bill Clinton in that photo with her

[@BaconTomatoCheese]

She’s Laura Looney Tunes, but looks a lot like Dimberly Gargoyle

[@snarecat3441]

Bill is funny 😂

[@AllanAdamson]

she's the new Monica

[@reginawebster4176]

Botox Loonie

[@cesarmaldonado8946]

I bet brown people speak Spanish to her lol

[@PeteDyer-o9e]

Peace ✌️ bill

[@alex99398]

Bill has some awesome writers...NGL

[@Alcagaur1]

Laura the Loomertic IS MAGA.

[@salvino6699]

fake moonwalking🤣

[@javier77th]

Bill’s final new rule is spot on. Can’t we all just F’ing get along??

[@doktortutankamazon31]

No. There are not good people on both sides. Weak.

[@javier77th]

@@doktortutankamazon31Time to take your meds

[@Inaf1987]

Well, don't expect us to get along with Robinson, Loomer and Vance They scare people by demonizing "the Other", and in a lot of cases, that "Other", ends up being one of us. Try running someone like Rand Paul or someone who behaves like Romney but doesn't warmonger, then we can talk

[@colinhead8118]

​@javier77th you need meds if you think everyone can get along.

[@mikeb5664]

Tell that to the family of the young woman who just died in Georgia because her Doctors were too afraid to give her medical care.

[@chrisbeeken]

We really gotta stop Trump and his ilk lol

[@firstlast8258]

🎭

[@davidbroughall3782]

Bill needs to go to an optician to get his glasses fixed.

[@davidk8808]

😂😂😂

[@maapat1431]

IF trump wins loony loomer will be his personal advicer...that alone ought to make u vote blue 💙💙💙💙💙

[@nickj8906]

no Bill, you are not funny this time 👎

[@Davis-r6b]

R.I.P. Bill Maher.

[@intentionallyleftblank7286]

Is that a threat, ya big skeewy magamilksop?

[@mikeb5664]

Because he and Loomer shared a fan base? LMAO

[@jeffyoung3635]

Nasty B

[@rugburnzz]

which way are you going to flip or flop today Bill,

[@justinmas299]

She might be right about the pee thing.

[@elovesfluff]

They’re an old dude?

[@John.0079]

Bill in not hiring the best. Yikes.

[@mikeb5664]

Loomer writes her own jokes.

[@Gk2003m]

Sorry Bill, but the glasses at the end don’t make you look any more intelligent.

[@zedxxx9]

Yeah, there isn't much that could make him seem very intelligent at this point. I once held great admiration for him. Then one day I woke up and realized he is just a delusional clown. He's not wrong about everything... but definitely a majority of things.

[@Fieldsherbert]

Bill has fallen off the wagon with the TDS... To give this loomer thing any Oxygen is just stupid.

[@intentionallyleftblank7286]

You accuse us of this TDS as if it's a bad thing!

[@mikeb5664]

LOL. Everything about Trump is comedy gold. It's even funnier when he tries to make Trump supporters seem normal, because we see they are weird AF.

[@CaptenFine]

I’m first

[@thaddeusblake4707]

It seems to me the most important people of the day; Are always from a family with the same last name as They; They are always used to make excuses for delay; They point out some other They is getting in the way; In every disagreement, They will jump into the fray; They supply the facts, and that’s not just what They say; They are always on your case for bills you’ve gotta pay; They always ask ‘what’s cookin?’, but They don’t have time to stay; They come to pay the piper as the piper blows away;They take down some directions to lead some more astray; They make you wait for They until you’re turning old and grey.🙃

[@Claudia-es8jv]

This show / Bill Maher is getting nastier and nastier. You don’t even have to like Laura Loomer ( 🙋🏻‍♀️) to realise this is really off.

[@malcolmpas]

To me, he is just cutting through the layers of BS that both sides have put up. It’s the old saying ‘the behaviour you walk past, is the behaviour you accept’. Bill is just calling it out, shining a light on it. If the items being reported are accurate (curry, calls centres etc), then this persons behaviours are totally unacceptable. Would any serious politician want to be associated with that?

[@heyoou]

@@malcolmpas If, IF, did you just land from another planet. Frump only associates with the most absurd and nasty.

[@ashbeck1736]

@@malcolmpas Agree totally.

[@mikeb5664]

I'm sure Loomer attacking minorities and immigrants is more your scene. Nothing nasty about that, right?

[@vsboy2577]

She is tough and majestic

[@ashbeck1736]

As in leather that's been tanned too long and battered from overuse.

[@vsboy2577]

@@ashbeck1736 she looks like Cleopatra

[@ashbeck1736]

@@vsboy2577 Cleopatra from all reliable historical accounts was not an attractive woman. What made her excel was her great intellect and that in no way refers to Loony Laura Loomer.

[@vsboy2577]

@@ashbeck1736 Laura is beautiful. She is exceptional in many ways.

[@stephenk2410]

She looks like Cleopatra’s left butt cheek.😝

[@joker503703]

1st

[@reginawebster4176]

Laura Loonie

[@KRyan-qb4nh]

LARRY LOONIE

[@SissyAustin]

She's a Lunatic.

[@dneilson2412]

Laura Loomer reminds me of something in a freak show or the psychopathic villain in a horror movie.

[@crzyking6821]

Not many realize her True Transformation. If your interested Please look at her Before and After plastic surgery !! Looks Like Completely different people!! LOL 😅😂😅

[@jamesdaniels3699]

She's very scared up,those cheekbones implants and 👄 and chin implants l Let's see what else she had done...oh yeah,butt implants 😂

[@KRyan-qb4nh]

LARRY

[@Smoothjock]

Is it true she is Stephen Miller’s “cousin” and that they grew up together in Transilvania and are an ace Bat Flying Duo Act? 🧛 🧛‍♀️ 🦇 🥇 🦇

[@mikeb5664]

No, Stephen Millers cousin married Stephen Miller. Because nobody else would.

[@Smoothjock]

@@mikeb5664 I thought that was his sister?