#248

This week Moshe and Natasha are joined by Reggie Watts! They talk grinding your own coffee beans, their first times getting high, if Reggie was a cool kid, and more! They give advice to one caller who wants to move in with her boyfriend but have their own bedrooms and another who has her ex’s dead mom’s earrings. Plus, they react to a few secrets!
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[@lindsayhalton__]

I’ve done the separate bedrooms and IT WORKS!! it’s great to have your place to still be an individual and you still get to enjoy each other when you want to. Personally when I share a bed with a partner I become lazy sexually because I associate my bed with sleep, but when you get to have a place with 2 beds it actually makes your sex life better. Might just be a me thing but I support !!🎉🎉

[@sabineakemitakechi2331]

100% plus great if you have different sleep schedules or one tends to snore loudly 🤣

[@dot_t]

I think two bedrooms is the answer for a lot of couples. It lets you have your own space but you still live in the same home.

[@duncanmaclennan9624]

100%. My partner & I love it and our relationship is going strong

[@JoshJamesification]

It's cause you guys fart too much in bed

[@sponkmcdonk3898]

two bedrooms. two side pieces

[@fineholohan5715]

Yes that's great and that's one thing! But it can be super hard to get a comfortable and uninterrupted sleep in these situations for whatever reason (dreams, tossing, over-heating) that honestly can make or break the next day! Sleep is top can't function properly without it! and to think that this is expected in every relationship baffles me.

[@adrimcandrew-jj8qi]

"I want my own bedroom and a tactical flashlight" 🔦 - idk why but I laughed unnecessarily hard at that. I think I'm gonna have to look into flashlights.

[@rachelbachtell6053]

Me and my husband have our own rooms 15 years strong ❤ forcing ourselves to enmesh every little aspect of ourselves forever seems insane . And it let's you stay you, the person your significant other fell for in the first place. . And it's hot to show off a new thing or a new song to your partner in your room . It's not hot to be up each other's ass for years lol and me and my husband are both only children so it just feels more natural.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

The secret hotline is a good way to diagnose sociopaths. Homeless people are allowed to be rude. If they aren't trying to kill or harm you, them being rude is nothing compared to not having a house in the cold. I'd be rude if I was stuck outside sleeping on concrete.

[@Daddy.loves.you.]

It's a choice. Most are choosing to stay homeless and they get mad if you don't give them money because they feel entitled to handouts. It's out of control. They have a warm place to sleep, they just can't do drugs there so they choose to stay outside. They have clean clothes and access to a shower. They put on dirty clothes, rub dirt on their faces and tape down parts of their limbs to look disabled. They look super sad until you give them money and they turn around and laugh at you. They work in groups and have competitions to see who can look the most pathetic and get the most money. I've been there. I know all their tricks.

[@emmarobinson908]

Moshe, Natasha and Reggie, you ALL should read "A Room of One's Own" by Virginia Woolf from 1929... having separate bedrooms in nothing new! Xox

[@natalieevenew]

Moshe's idea: Frida Khalo and Diego Rivera lived in 2 houses connected by a walking bridge. I personally will never live with a partner again UNLESS we have separate bedrooms and bathrooms. I've lived alone for too long.

[@cloefauna]

Absolutement!!!

[@japaneseproctolgist]

Lol I agree with what you're saying, but Frida Khalo and Diego Rivera is a crazy example to use. Their relationship was about as toxic as it gets.

[@TremulantMannequin]

Appreciate Reggie shouting out the model of flashlight he EDCs. Love that dude.

[@carolyntalbot947]

I really liked getting to know Reggie Watts, great pod! 👏👏👏

[@-Sherri-]

Separate bedrooms is blessed 🎉🎉🎉

[@ericduncan2452]

19:57 The Oh of Pleasure is one of my fav songs. Pretty sure I found it on the movie Gentlemen Broncos.

[@HMH19964]

100000% have a separate bedroom. I sleep so good and it allows me to have a good night time routine. I also have somewhere to go when I need space. DO IT

[@jaydock1]

"I call it Native American music" will live in my head rent free LMAO

[@clevermissfox]

Also advocate for separate bedrooms. Doesn’t mean you can’t sleep in the same bed but it allocates you each your own space.

[@skybaby444]

Reggie's shaka at the beginning was like a helicopter.

[@jacobsnow6726]

how...do you not understand the concept of separate rooms? the snoring? the hogging the bed? the overheating, the sweat? one bedroom is a big way to kill off a relationship

[@GoodMorningVietn]

parts of what Reggie says in this episode could be animated 😂😂 reaching for the gizz sock / the drone that flies up to the 23rd floor...I hope Reggie works on some animated show in the near future.

[@maralrapp5405]

Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter - famously - lived and raised kids in homes next door to each other. With a (raised?) walkway they eventually built to go between. (Yes yes, they're divorced now - but I believe they lived happily like this for many years.)

[@chicblossom]

can u guys bring him back

[@user82938]

I have been in a couple of very long term living-together relationships. Always slept in the same bed. This past year, because of different sleep schedules, my wife and I started sleeping separately, and it has been so nice. It's much easier to get quality sleep when you have the bed to yourself. You just have to make sure you keep up the physical intimacy side of the relationship. I don't really see why sleeping in the same bed as someone else matters. If you want to "sleep over" for a change, just do it.

[@AceofBase2024]

Paolo cohelo is from Brazil!

[@javicontrerasl]

I loved the pronunciation of Argentina but Paulo Coelho is Brazilian 🥲

[@k.c.simonsen2]

I didn't know separate houses was a thing but I've been saying for YEARS that whenever I find my wife, we're definitely living in two houses. She can have the big one and decorate it with all the pottery barn she wants but I need my own little hut to fill with smoke and christmas lights that I can return to after I've spent my hour-a-day alotted time with my fianSAY.

[@rkj5258]

Love the banter I felt like Natalia kept interrupting Reggie and Moshe instead of letting them be silly together

[@julianabrazilmovement9764]

Omg paulo Coelho is Brazilian!! Sacrilege saying he's Argentinian our mortal enemies(sort of) 😅

[@tomblaze2]

Major “Thrupple” Energy in this one ☝️… It Makes You Wonder….💭

[@TheJunmengo]

Paulo Coelho is from Brazil, not that anybody cares anyways

[@giaafshar8419]

ive always wanted this with a partner and im 42. it just makes since. we deserve out own rooms specially when u had to share as a kid.

[@JenikamcC]

OMG I thought of "Heavyweight" right away, Moshe! You guys should get Jonathan on the pod!!

[@sabineakemitakechi2331]

greatfuldead acid does hit different :)))))))))))))) had some in Hawaii wow

[@SWHBOYCE]

...that was Owsley Stanley if yer talkin' 'bout the sixties and early '70's ; ..don't know about what was 'made' afterwards .

[@sabineakemitakechi2331]

@@SWHBOYCE dont know but dead heads still out there making high quality lsd and other goodies

[@matthewdekker6064]

With the headphones on, you can kinda see what Reggie would look like with short hair. He'd look completely different.

[@daltonlunn1653]

Holy different facial hair, Batman!

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Pro of separate bedrooms: not having to hear snoring Con: not being close to your partner. Intimacy is important to me. So I just need a partner who doesn’t snore 😅. When partners start sleeping in separate rooms, sex stops. Unless you make the effort to make a date

[@alexrkane]

I am LIVING for this. I’m a rat. Taurus! 1984 baby. Dad, BFFs all Aries. ❤❤❤❤

[@clevermissfox]

You really should grind your own beans, it goes so stale when it’s preground. Buy a coffee grinder it’s $20. And something you can actually use. Or better yet invest in an espresso machine, even us poors have them. Breville Barista. Best appliance I’ve ever had

[@rgee1822]

Reggie talking about the impact of The Breakfast Club and relating to Ally Sheedy character. #dead

[@neterantoine9939]

Fell backwards 🙌🏾

[@christinaferrell7821]

Is Toxic Producer Laura the same Laura that produces the Broski Report?

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Natasha's gonna get those earrings and then they'll disappear and one day Moshe will notice that she's wearing them.

[@sabineakemitakechi2331]

YO! PAULO COELHO IS BRAZILIAN !!!!!! pelo amor de deus

[@brittanywilson1796]

I can’t imagine living with someone again unless we had separate bedrooms. But literally just for sleeping purposes.

[@michelledayoub-schweizer4609]

What is with the thing about not getting high the first time

[@SunnyRawka]

YES YES YES YES YES YES

[@clevermissfox]

This is so funny that Natasha has been plagued by jiz socks and she’s finally free 😂

[@SWHBOYCE]

40:42... I never have either ...🙂😃😁...

[@SeaofSightstoSee]

woo woo

[@Knoutzbeary]

When my partner and I had a small apartment, with one kitchen-living room and one bedroom, we craved privacy. So we moved into an apartment with another room. For fifteen years we had a two-person-bed in each room and a desk with a computer, but we sold his bed a few months ago because we never needed it (except for two or three times when one of us had a bad cold). We always sleep in my room because it is better decorated and cooler. During the day we each use our rooms for home office, studying, video games, ... Also, it's good to know that there is an option to get out of each other's way if you need space. I would never go without my own room again.

[@erinox1973]

Maybe Natasha should just wear the earrings on the pod until the ex sees them and calls in.

[@k.c.simonsen2]

I don't appreciate Natasha's advice at all. I think once you become a mother all of your energy is focused towards the child and you have nothing left to give the rest of the world. Girl power!

[@yohannestesfaldet]

Natasha is an Aries sun and Taurus moon, Reggie is a Aries sun and Cancer moon

[@k.c.simonsen2]

The fact that Reggie isn't sentimental about any objects makes me trust him less. And the fact that he didn't say his keyboard when asked about a fire was very strange.

[@JoshJamesification]

Reggie has a ton of money, he can buy new stuff

[@karliekek]

Reggie Watts was a boring guest imo