25 great Crocodile Dundee quotes

25 great Crocodile Dundee quotes (1984-1986)

[@chriskneale8394]

This is one of those films your dad would record on to video and be able to watch it anytime. Stop recording when the adverts come on the carry on when the film starts. Ah the good old days

[@bongo874able]

Chris Kneale What year were you born ? 1980 - 82, around then cos my dad did the same thing 🙂

[@markburden6909]

And mine. I was born 81

[@markkunissinen]

Yup. Nailed it.

[@markwork5062]

Fucking eh

[@progressforamerica6883]

Mine did also. 82.

[@bwalbridge]

You forgot the best line of all...”that croc was going to eat me alive”. “I wouldn’t hold that against him, same thought crossed my mind once or twice!”

[@Jpgundarun]

Ha Ha. That would go over a lot of peoples heads.

[@michaeljames4904]

Ditto

[@aamir122a]

Well Said, This was the movies which bought me to Australia.

[@coleparker]

Should have added that one as well.

[@garyponder9494]

8

[@WDWDAVE0]

"Thats not a knife" got to be one of the best movie quotes ever.

[@josephcarl4167]

Ever in the history of history it's right up there with "You're gonna need a bigger boat " and "I am your father" these are the greatest lines in cinema history.

[@michaelsternberg7320]

My favorite quote right up there with (what are your chances) better than average

[@fernandopierpaoli5562]

" Do you feel lucky, punk ? ". and " Go on...make my day ".

[@SGBoffice]

" That's not a knife, this is a knife " That was the " real " quote in the previous pre Mandela Effect universe.

[@yorkyleefairbank]

Thing is it was actually a knife

[@hoorootv7266]

"Is it dead?" "Well if it isn't, I'm going to have a hell of a job skining the bastard"

[@Gothchick493]

"It's ok he's Australian" "Maybe I'd better go there someday" lmao, cracks me up everytime

[@luminatrixfanfiction]

lol ....back when cancel culture didn't exist. Good times.

[@JH-ck1nr]

Best scene of all, so very funny.

[@larzkruber822]

@@luminatrixfanfictionWe just act like they arn´t just p*rv*rts

[@badwolf7367]

Loved these Crocodile Dundee movies, and Paul Hogan's speech at the Academy Awards (the only one I watched in over 40 years).

[@feliscorax]

Brilliant speech that. These films, too. Also, I like his accent: it’s an old school Australian accent. You don’t really get them like that anymore.

[@noone4479]

My two favorite scenes were he's looking down at his watch then she comes and asks what time it is and he looks up at the sun and says the time. The other is when he is shaving with a razor and when she walked by he swapped to his knife.

[@haroldkane9714]

Mick's chuckle to himself when sue says he's got a knife is priceless

[@philiphalpenny3783]

He sounded just like Sid James then...

[@bobkonradi1027]

No matter how many memorable quotes Dundee ever uttered, or will ever utter, the "that's not a knife... this is a knife" will always be at the top of the list.

[@biagiocozza8875]

These two movies have a very special place in my heart. The first one came out when I was ten, amd second came out when I was thirteen. Absolutely love Crocodile Dundee. The first two were awesome movies.

[@yingle6027]

There's probably no one cooler than Mick Dundee in the 80's

[@TheConspiredOne]

funny to think they just found him working on a bridge and liked his humor and that is how he got famous.

[@larsgutsein3910]

Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on earth.

[@richardhart9204]

LOL!

[@tommiejonsson8952]

"If Mick wants his clothes back, he can climb down there and get them his bloody self."

[@bcampbell4880]

"That's.... not Mick?" when I was little and watched this I always thought Mick was a magician because he somehow changed into the bad guy's clothes after getting shot. It never occured to me they switched before and that sue shot him thinking he was the captor

[@hughwilloughby8590]

The dawning realisation of that sentence is artistry.

[@mrv1271]

‘Straight to heaven for Mick Dundee’

[@indigoranch]

Me and God... we'd be mates.

[@barryphillips7327]

One of the BEST movies ever!!!! A CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sunshine_water5139]

"That's a knife" will live forever.

[@jamesstuart3346]

The Croc series was the greatest tourist advertising campaign ever

[@siliconvalley577]

„Two beers, mate! One for me, one for me mate!“

[@likkidixx]

I grew up on Crocodile Dundee VHS tapes in the late 80's, as far from Australia or New York you could possibly get

[@johnshields9110]

These films and quotes never get old. The first Crocodile Dundee was the last movie my ancient Mother ever watched. She had been ill but was still full of spunk and I thought she'd get all the humor and growing romance. She chuckled and smiled the whole way through and was not the least bit thrown that Dundee packed a big knife around with him.

[@user-yd8bg4jf5m]

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[@enigmathegrayman2953]

5:35 “Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.”

[@JM-db8ez]

@No Thanks Wow man--way to screw up a cool line with your dipshit politics. Piss off dumbass.

[@patrickkkpakerr6442]

@@JM-db8ez The truth always does that , like the assumption the rocks have been there for " 600 million years " .

[@sigheyeroll]

@@patrickkkpakerr6442 @No Thanks Yeah, nah you two racist dickheads can fuck off.

[@bigmanbarry2299]

@@patrickkkpakerr6442 been there for more than a couple thousand, thats for sure

[@patrickkkpakerr6442]

@@sigheyeroll Like I said , the truth hurts .

[@smirnoffmember10]

"Thats not a knife, thats a knife"

[@-a-8423]

"this is also a knife"

[@embe1]

Noyf

[@RAIZU18]

Thauts nut'a knouiifff, THATS AU KNOOOIIIFF

[@tonytafoya6217]

... Might be a knife, but it sure as hell ain't a Gun! Not anymore! Not if you're Australian! Mate! Sooner or later, Moronica AKA... AMERICA.... IS NEXT! MATE!

[@PlacidSine]

smirnoffmember10 go fuck yourself stupid quoter

[@kylewilliams5761]

I had this on Pirate Video. That's how old I am. I can remember when things were real good. Not only was Paul Hogan a legend but he married one of the most beautiful women of that time. What a life.!!!

[@FlapsGomez]

They left out the best one " nah mate needs garlic"

[@solomondemeter7632]

"What did he say?" "He wants to know if we can eat these men" *winks*

[@mathewdeering]

Great cameo by Ernie Dingo.

[@PeaceIsYeshua]

Classic line with my family!

[@whippyboy6272]

That one wasn't mick

[@sternchenstinker5154]

"Just kids having fun. Are you alright?" "I'm always alright when I'm with you, Dundee."

[@stephenbailey6709]

Got to be one of the best most underrated films ever

[@simonmorris4226]

Missed the best one when he arranges to meet Wal at a creek on Wednesday and then somewhat plaintively asks Wal what day it is today. Didn’t know what day it was and didn’t care. Lucky bastard!

[@PeaceIsYeshua]

Simon Morris Yes!! “What’s today Walt?” “Mondaaay... doesn’t know... doesn’t care.” 🤣

[@simonmorris4226]

@@PeaceIsYeshua lucky bastard!

[@EarlJohn61]

Wasn't too fussed about the year either.

[@jimcox8148]

I always felt the best quote in Crocodile II was by Charlie. After telling Diamond "no mate, we only hold them" he tells Sue " He wants to know if we can eat these men."

[@rickau]

Such an epic troll by Charlie

[@jmason2838]

😆😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

[@subarunatsuki4145]

0:48 Dude: "And he betray me" Dundee: "He?" *Nearly falling down**

[@ironcladnomad5639]

If you watch when he first falls, his #1 priority is to make sure he doesn't lose his hat.

[@prltqdf9]

Dundee 1 and 2 are perfect movies. I've seen them countless of times.

[@Elchupanibres]

Word, the third one sadly not so much :(

[@Shadowstrom]

@@Elchupanibres we do not speak of that ... "thing"

[@colmdurkin7915]

Flat out like a lizard drinking, gets me every time 😅😅😅

[@MikeOrkid]

Just the score invokes so many feels.

[@williamewing5509]

I have got movie DVDS of Paul Hogan in (a double feature film) Crocodile Dundee Crocodile Dundee 2 with Mike Tyson (as a guest appearance) in Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles I am dedicating these movie DVDS to my old school friends who are both sisters as I hope to see them both again very soon to Chris and Hester from Billyxxxxx

[@CasualCasimir]

The world need more men like Dundee

[@blueberryskyline]

"Better than average"... "yeah ill go along with that. Love that movie.

[@brianmeynell9125]

When he jumped onto the Giant Crocodile, plunged his "KNIFE" through its brain........and the girl asks, "is he dead Mick"? ....and he replies...."Well if it isn't, I'm going to have a Hell of a Job skinnin' the Bastard"

[@efrainrodriguez9550]

That was a great movie i enjoyed watching.

[@Disciple-of-the-Lord.]

My nan recommended that I go see Dundee 1 when it came out at the cinema. Even she loved it, at her age.

[@j-wizzhathorn674]

1:48 This is the reason most people seen this movie. It is the MOST memorable scene.

[@georgerizo9285]

I going to walk about and have a beer or two with Whaley” Respect to crocodile Dundee and my Aussie Mates.

[@cliffcorson4000]

Loved the reaction the guy gave after the knife parted his hair And how he tried playing it off

[@pauljordan4452]

The actor became a religious brother.

[@jmason2838]

🤠🗡👀🔪🙄🤯😬😳😵‍💫🥹🥹🥴😆😆😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️ 💪🤳🤠🗿👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍✊️❤️😎

[@JohnJ469]

There's a part of me that wants to play this movie unexpectedly in a packed theatre today. Just to watch the heads explode.

[@JH-ck1nr]

Lol. When real humour was not sanitised and ruined by !!

[@patriciajrs46]

When real humor wasn't ruined by the Dem listening police!

[@uzomad]

“What are the odds of you leaving here with that jacket?” (Knifes his hair from across the room.) “Pretty high I’d say!)

[@brauliob]

Props to the punk, he took it pretty well. Shaken, but he didn't run off or piss himself as most people would.

[@vicsaul5459]

Better than Average c;

[@TheCoolDude33]

It’s “ What are your chances of getting outta here with that jacket on? (Knife flys across the room above his head ) Better than average! ( punk says) “ yeah I’ll go along with that ! “ (the other guys laugh)

[@tsvetomirsheev3882]

Iconic performance

[@TheNighthawke502]

My Dad's favourite line: "Nah mate, we can't eat 'em." LOL.

[@realcooking1833]

Michael J Crocodile Dundee was the only roll model I ever had😳I have kids of my own now and people tell me I'm the best dad ever😁

[@mikeyates7931]

Good on ya , mate !

[@vp5]

A truly truly beautiful pair of films. I absolutely love both of them and the music by Peter best.

[@PeaceIsYeshua]

vp5, yes!!!!! The best music!!! I used to listen to it every morning before my college classes. Always started my day off on a happy note! 😊

[@jamesmchugo9422]

How can you not have the scene were Sue gets attacked by the crocodile, and she says, “That croc was going to eat me” and Dundee replies, “I wouldn’t ahold that against him, same thought crossed my mind once or twice” that and “That’s not a knife… now this is a knife” two of the best quotes in all the movies.

[@andreaspooky6183]

"Pump the brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure." Sgt. Lincoln Osiris

[@ItsYaBoiV]

I remember these movies quite fondly.

[@phillipmicjan8058]

What movies?

[@jagar5580]

DIO!!!!!!!!!

[@TheJoeSwanon]

“That’s a Sheila “ Definitely not a scene you could shoot now

[@gadaboutunited]

More's the pity

[@kingkezz9188]

SJWs and their retarded ideologies xD

[@grandmyotismon]

@@gadaboutunited yes because it really is pc at heart. He's been raised outwith most of the world so how is he supposed any better thats the joke. It's harmless as a fly.

[@DarthTwilight]

Yeah. All of these "woke", liberal hippies would pounce on you. Of course the die-hard feminists would have to pounce because he made a joke about her being a Sheila. ....Then we have the people that cry "Racist" all. the. time. over ANYTHING a white guy, (or, a black guy who doesn't vote Democrat) says, for the, "That's not a knife..." scene. Such a brainless society we live in: Where opinion somehow equals fact, but only counts if you're a Socialist.

[@Omertahun]

@@DarthTwilight Although this scene is funny, he actually grabbed an other persons testicles with no fuckin reason, not mentioning consent. Thats prison nowadays, you perhaps dont agree with this kind of liberal hippy thing, that sexual misconduct belongs behind bars?

[@bronzemen34]

Truly one of the best Australian films ever........🔥❤️

[@shaunbarnett2972]

The Crocodile Hunter was a much better, and much funnier movie, and starred Steve Irwin, who was the real deal when it came to crocodile hunting.

[@jean-erictateia3273]

What a movie! What a great ACTOR he was!

[@daliborkrajinovic6486]

Love love this movie..great movie..much respect from croatia

[@helenturner4506]

Just brings back how really funny non PC films were - how I miss them!

[@echodelta2172]

@Don homer wishful thinking, man....

[@DarthTwilight]

Oh, goodness, me, too. I hate this social "justice" culture.

[@davidareeves]

Their loss, the PC people will never know what they're missing out on. It's already too late and they all missed the tram

[@andrewskinner8560]

Yeah I know. I love the non P.C movies. Just that they are really funny

[@ericdavies1879]

0:51-0:53 the first thing he grabs is his hat

[@LukeClark34]

PRIORITIES M8

[@nicksteffine5069]

Yeah because a man will never want to live with his hat

[@maniacmanson2652]

2 things you gotta have if you're going to die. Your boots and your hat

[@zhangliubao]

fall with style

[@6string42]

Can you imagine if they tried to make this movie today with this same script? Good lord the outrage would be visible from space 😂

[@arcticdon2454]

Fuck em if they get upset

[@brocksampson3405]

@@arcticdon2454 I've been saying the same thing about so many films and television shows. The world needs to lighten up, develop a sense of humor and they need to stop taking things so seriously and they need to stop being so sensitive about some things that are not a big deal. They need to have some fun and un-tighten the knots in their back and relax. If they can't do that, than they have no soul.

[@thatguycarmine1]

I feel like it's only the westerners who seem to get outraged over nothing nowadays, everyone else seems fine.

[@lovingmontasoccer]

@@thatguycarmine1 That is coming from fFeminism unfortunately!

[@leighsaunderson9203]

And yet it's such a damn good feel good film ! 1st film I 'snuck' into underage !

[@Kelly14UK]

Got to say. Aussies have maybe the coolest accent in the English speaking world. Glasgow, Scotland.

[@quantumskywalker6888]

Portuguese here. Aussie is fun, Scottish is poetry.

[@thorgardhaugen2193]

Kiwi accent is great too

[@Alex2011410136]

Cool yes... But nothing is more memorable than a very thick Glaswegian accent though...

[@karatefightfitnessdrills5430]

Filipino accent is dang straight no left turn or right turn. Like reading a verdict when you're about to be convicted. 🤣🤣

[@jamesmorgan4121]

How can I ague with that. Howzit hanging mate. Perth Australia.

[@just2coolkk]

Mick Dundee is a hero and icon....

[@sebastianlodge7549]

Good old Paul Hogan. A southerner pretending to be a teritorian. National treasure, love from the NT.

[@EarlJohn61]

A bludy East Coaster if you don't mind.

[@pauljordan4452]

​He's from Lightning Ridge.

[@tomanycooks]

makes me proud to be Aussie. and the one about the fleas was deep

[@U2QuoZepplin]

Easy to forget what an entertaining film this is even now.

[@Elchupanibres]

Cuz its quality thats why

[@azeeuwnl1961]

On of my old time favourites

[@jamezrobertz8638]

Can we all just appreciate Linda Kozlowski.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Yes absolutely

[@therealjuuha]

Dundee I & II are two just flat out good movies.

[@DavidLopez-br3yn]

I saw this movie with my dad more than 20 years ago :)

[@BoshyG]

I asked when I was born and he said summertime 😂😂😂😂 kills me

[@rojovo74]

Another great scene is when Erskine's brother encounters Nugget "You:shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer mate." "Nah...I don't need a gun... I've got a donk." (Laughs)..."You've got a what?" Donk comes up from behind, spins him around and exclaims...DONK! before clocking him. The look on the guy's face just before he gets slugged is priceless.

[@markleafs]

That footy jumper Donk wore should be re-released

[@OfficialAshArcher]

Bloody hell, forgot how amazing this film was

[@ShuckleLord]

I watched these movies over and over as a kid. Had them on vhs

[@DaladDeMenifer]

Genious. Absolutly genious movie's. I hope someday things will be called again, like it should be, but not like it is now.

[@edward6sheridan967]

This makes me proud to be an Australian

[@Trent5281]

But you live in Slough....;P

[@simonmorris4226]

That and the sacrifices you guys made in both world wars!🇬🇧

[@RuiLuz]

Every Australian is one of me mates, carry one mate, you guys rock.

[@SophisticatedDogCat]

The Australians represented in this film are not the same liberal/hipster Australians you have today.

[@aspenrebel]

Well that's one thing.

[@druss69harad61]

Always gives me a good feeling.

[@garysmith7392]

I've always loved these two movies. This video makes me wanna see them again, it's been a while. I've always thought the subway scene at the end of the first one is one of the all time great scenes in movies.

[@dartanion0075]

yeah,for sure

[@EarlJohn61]

Romance at social distance ranges...

[@duanerutherford9033]

Yeah, very touching, and with the building music, inspiring as well

[@jamesfisher5233]

There’s 3

[@tazmanianchic9425]

I can see this is a Yr old comment but if anyone does watch again, find it where you can stream the original. The ones now have about a quarter of the (best & funniest) content taken out, due to it being deemed racist, sexist & homophobic. Every fucker offended at the slightest thing these days... 😔 Really not worth watching if it comes on TV. The 3rd wasn't that good either, it had so much more restrictions put on , with a gap of about 15 years or so, between the first being released. X

[@solracer66]

My favorite quote is Q: "Do you raise cattle", A: "No buffalo mostly", Q: "Oh, do you breed them?", A: "No I toss them". Only if you understand what the word "toss" means in Australia would you find this funny, I burst out laughing in the theater... :D

[@potassiumdroid8390]

i think the word "toss" means the same thing in australia and UK

[@gameforlifestyle2021]

6:04 it's okay he's Australian. Woman body ( deep voice) "maybe I should go there someday"

[@issstari954]

lol

[@aamir122a]

Maybe she should, especially for north Queensland.

[@maukka1545]

@@aamir122a he

[@kokishogaz6608]

Ahahahhahaa😄😆😆

[@MikeyJMJ]

It's a man

[@GoseSebastian]

0:51 first thing you do when you're about to fall of a building, GRAB YOUR HAT!

[@miszczu85]

I like the way he took out the knife and destroyed Majkel Jackson's jacket 😀

[@appletree8441]

This movie is sooi non PC..great movie

[@veaccara]

The good ol' times

[@benlee2765]

Thats why they dont show it anymore, like hot shots and airplane. Scared of offending the snowflakes.

[@GeneralG1810]

PC didn't even exist in the 80's it was a fucking awesome time to be alive

[@markkunissinen]

@@GeneralG1810 Neither did social media. Funny that.

[@GeneralG1810]

@@markkunissinen I find it ironic that it's called "social media" when it makes people anti social

[@jackgreen5627]

This man is a legend.

[@danchaplin134]

My favourite film 🎥

[@Celluloidwatcher]

My favorite line? "That's not a knife. This is a knife." One day, I'll order a DVD version of this movie from somewhere. A true collector's item.😀

[@michaelwallbrown3726]

Sue that croc "was gonna eat me " Mick " i wouldn't hold that against him"

[@jeffharbaugh8683]

Missed where she was almost bit by the crocodile, he said "I thought about doing it myself!"

[@robertoleary5470]

Now that’s a knife!

[@robertcaves3797]

its the best

[@robertoleary5470]

Robert Caves its my favorite

[@maxhax367]

just kids having fun

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

He doesn't say "now"

[@CrankDATdance56]

classic

[@Daiska_Plays]

That's not a knife is most iconic, but the "wakey-wakey" I remember as being inserted as a regularly used phrase back then, and still hear it today. It's subtle, and not much of a quote, but I think this movie made it common.

[@danieljones317]

"Is he still alive?" "If he is, he has a terrific headache."

[@nexhatimeray195]

The best movie concept and believing in the skill

[@meganroland5490]

2:14 is under rated. this is one my favorite scenes

[@paddyd8936]

‘That’s not a knife , that’s a spoon’ , ‘ I see you’ve play knifey spooney before’

[@godsun798]

Wonderful movie👏👏👏👏👏

[@col.cottonhill6655]

I grew up on Crocodile Dundee. Me and my brother quote this movie all the time. I probably know every line

[@jaredprestwich4232]

you're dumm

[@larrypaley291]

God Sun p

[@ambrosiusrex]

They just don't make them like this anymore.

[@nickhaghighi3210]

She had to be the hottest woman alive In my eyes anyway

[@pteppig]

The guy lady in the bar ?

[@sarahhaugh7922]

Yes, and they didn't last long! After the movie aura wore off, they found they had nothing in common! Goodbye, mate!

[@GeneralG1810]

@@pteppig LMFAO gona need some aloe vera for that burn XD

[@projectamericas8470]

Vane Fal ok boomer

[@Pfirtzer]

@Vane Fal His wife looked like aheepdog an ugly one, if I could have Linda I would leave the wife too if she looked like Mrs Dundee

[@fergusmackay5664]

" up north in the never never where the land is harsh and bear there was one a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee who could dance like Fred Astaire"

[@baronbattles4681]

When looking at a Picasso, saying, “I’m a drinking man myself, but I don’t think I’ve ever been that wasted.”

[@tdcclan1540]

1:49 it's what where all here for

[@russmartin9549]

"Theeeere's me little Italian mate Dannny!" LMFAO

[@havingfun1968]

Best SCENE, which I still say A LOT to this very day... Sue's Dad: Are you sure you know what you're doing??? Sue: NO, but it'll come to me! (WELL SAID ABOUT LIFE)

[@MrMallorcaboy]

funniest scene is where the guy in .new york is snorting cocaine and mick dundee thinks he has a cold and boils a kettle and empties his cocaine into a bowl, he says put your head in there itll make you feel better

[@hellhound1389]

Anyone that carries a big blade has that scene playing in the back of their mind... I know I do 🤠🗡️

[@hitrapperandartistdababy]

“Thats not a knoife....thats a knoife”