25 kilos of halva - Boris and Anatoli cooking special

How Boris and Anatoli made 25 kilograms of halva in 9 hours. Never a dull day in the Boris kitchen.
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For those wondering, 25 kilos is about 55 pounds.
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[@LifeofBoris]

IM THE GOPFATHER shirt here: www.weslav.com/products/the-gopfather and yes Weslav is my own brand

[@k1kon145]

First!

[@rays5073]

Life of Boris NOTIFICATIOOOOON BLYAT

[@k1kon145]

*second

[@angogobloggian7702]

Life of Boris would buy if u wasn’t so poor

[@rvs1579]

Hey Boris. Can u possibly make more ushankas???

[@SeanDDaily]

*Western Spy:* Enough halva to last for a decade *Boris:* Midnight snack

[@yunglemonakis]

Ok well it’s not exactly a midnight snack, this would probably last you half a day, this not 15kg blin

[@nebs6888]

@@yunglemonakis r/woooosh

[@yunglemonakis]

Maximus Corry how is it a woosh? Unless a gopnik does actually eat 15kg halva as a midnight snack. Did you not see the second half of my comment? It was ironic

[@anaccount3244]

@@nebs6888 r/ihavereddit

[@kama2106]

r/wooooshception

[@axellachauve7389]

soviets workers trying to beat the annual halva production record of their factory (1953 , colorized)

[@nomecriativo8348]

Leonardo Vaz Ferreira Vaz Ferreira hue

[@nou6990]

Leonardo Vaz Ferreira Vaz Ferreira isn't that kinda saying "you're from Australia so you're English"

[@HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV]

+Tasseur Lachauve If you're really from Mozambique, I think you'll like Neu Katzland Mapper's Alternate Future of the World. Sure, Mozambique is irrelevant in the first 2 episodes and is conquered by Zimbabwe in episode 3, but, in episode 8 they become independent again and this sets them on the path to being one of the most relevant and strongest human countries (I said human countries rather that countries on the World, because they eventually go to Venus and Mars).

[@TheRussianSmurf]

@Leonardo Vaz Ferreira Vaz Ferreira finalmente encontro um portugues que tbm ve life of boris finally, i found a portuguese that also watches life of Boris

[@jaredpittman3910]

This is the first time i actually laughed at a comment

[@akm7463]

Soviet workers producing rations for soldiers at the front (june 1943, colourised)

[@lunokhod3937]

Taylor Barbieri There is no pay in motherland, comrade. Stalin provides for all, so there is no need for money.

[@Redmanticore]

the pay is the glory of the motherland~

[@ZatohRondohoon3227]

Yo, hehe hehe Blyat!

[@noelsoong777]

22 june 1941

[@randycheow5311]

Built from stalinium

[@karolinkiehl4097]

The government: Work from home Chemistry Teachers:

[@gozdeozgur9293]

"Why do i hear breaking bad openin music?"

[@karolinkiehl4097]

@@gozdeozgur9293 No sorry mate, where I live pretty much no one knows what breaking bad is xD

[@gozdeozgur9293]

@@karolinkiehl4097 all i can feel is sadness in this message

[@gozdeozgur9293]

@Dario Argentieri i know riiighttt

[@adamhodges1792]

no they cook their children

[@DehOllie]

I'm pretty sure I just watched 2 people slowly go insane.

[@jubbalubby]

DehOllie nah they are just making halva from semechki

[@jackfenrir4975]

what do you mean? I thought they were already insane from Chernobyl radiation and a metric shit-ton of vodka

[@jehovahsfitness3151]

DehOllie boris was already insane, but i get your point

[@somecriticaldude4830]

Not insane, just probably nine hours of lots a vodka, hardbass, and copious amounts of kvass.

[@DehOllie]

You mean repeatedly drinking Vodka? Repeatedly listening to Hardbass and repeatedly consuming ridiculous amounts of Kvass? Repeatedly?! What is the definition of insanity my friend?

[@Kristo99]

got an ad on this, boris finally making money not having to live off of leftover semechki shells

[@VncleEvgene]

Kartul2 seeds were without shells, they came from good dealer he grows his own seeds

[@l0l0uch47]

well no, now youtube is broke too

[@drunkenwhaler9507]

ShiZaW How do you know that about his seed supplier?

[@VncleEvgene]

Drunken Whaler It's simple semichki were without shells so I knew that supplier is good and grows his own sunflowers

[@beccataylor1245]

The name of this should really be "two cousins getting hammered while making an ungodly amouth of halva"

[@thormeinke3205]

There is no such thing as an ungodly amount of halva, blin.

[@SeaguIISoup]

Ungodly? That is barely enough for midnight snacc

[@covenmorgana1571]

Ungodly dafuq you mean

[@blueshell292]

THATS a quality pornhub title

[@sandakureva]

Sounds like motherland.

[@JackSilver1410]

1:16 that's a true family dynamic there.

[@bunko7]

"I forgot to click record blyat"

[@AyyHotDogS]

*cries the slavic way.*

[@Sohelanthropus]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Chris-uu9ce]

I'm your 500th like

[@fiveniner360dergermane5]

This would be fckn shit

[@mj2625]

"Well, good thing Soviet government has camera in house."

[@aymanshaikh1216]

Regular people:-That’s enough to feed a whole village Boris:-I call that breakfast

[@matthijsrouw4931]

Hell Hound enough to keep boris alive for around 2 hours

[@livedandletdie]

When they were done, all I could imagine was this. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqG7kqGLnNSerpIm58s

[@nerdmysteria1406]

Two Chernobyl scientists create uranium rods (recolorized)

[@Xgm.]

@Brother Kotello Motherland Russia only run off of rods made from Semechki.

[@martinsavage3942]

XgamerPlayz butterb(ROD)

[@kiwicami287]

Halva powered reactor

[@redfong26]

HEY CYKA YOU FORGOT PIEROGI

[@anabsolutemess8850]

@@redfong26Pelmeni is Russian, Piroegi is Polish

[@humanllusion590]

1:22 The hardbass is in sync with Boris's hand flipping the semechki and i'm living for it

[@randomdude8129]

Very underated comment

[@3v3ryus3rnam3istak3n]

And to this day, Boris can find sesame seeds in the cracks of his kitchen.

[@yuio_o9084]

Semechki*

[@left666]

its semechki blyat. Go to gulag you will learn there pizdets

[@yuio_o9084]

I though it was "pizdec"?

[@yuio_o9084]

Eh I'm actually an Asian but I can do it. Most Asians can

[@E.................]

@@yuio_o9084 why do all Asians type english And all Americans type Russian and Vietnamese and Japanese and german and greek and so on Edit: 2022 I'm 16 and going to 11th grade I was a pure dumbass and had no idea that people could speak multiple languages don't come hating 2 to 3 years late it's weird

[@GopnikHardbass]

I can handle the distribution across Poland. Call me, big business needs to be done.

[@senorfluff]

I'll do north-east Poland, near Ketrzyn and Olstyn (:

[@glitched_matrix]

I can handle Czech Republic tovarisch.

[@ragingrussianchef1794]

I can spread to America while I'm here

[@7rgrov198]

Ill do scandinavia

[@andreimoga7813]

I can offer partnership in Romania. I know guys and guys who know guys on the halva market. It's close to eternal Russia, it's avantajos.

[@darius2640]

judging by the outfits this video might as well be called "Breaking Slav" starring Boris White and Anatoly Pinkman

[@darius2640]

nah, they obviously making that 99.1% chemically pure crystal chalva

[@benjaminurra2019]

Or kvass

[@TrueRetroflection]

Pilot episode of Breaking Blyat 10/10

[@noppis9752]

A n a t o l i

[@whitespartan3436]

darius2640 Clearly you haven't played Life of Boris: Super Slav if you're spelling Anatoli wrong. (Yes, I am marketing for Boris).

[@TheTrytix]

"Today we are making 25 kg of halva." You can HEAR he's regretting this decision already. XD

[@RRJOfficial]

& I watched the whole video non-stop and very focused 😃

[@cin2110]

Halva lasts for quite a bit and it tastes awesome too I think they are okay

[@limbonlegs1662]

What is halva?

[@sin.1018]

@@limbonlegs1662 Some kind of dessert or snack.

[@limbonlegs1662]

@@sin.1018 thanks

[@yeetuscleetus3833]

AMC: Breaking Bad Boris: Breaking Blyat

[@Jacob_frye]

Irratated Doge lol ur savage bro😂😂😂😂😂

[@hipwave]

more like Baking Blyat

[@ChrisGeden]

Hahaha

[@arandomt-9056]

More like breeki blyat

[@richardbottom9843]

breaking blin

[@thesomnograph7278]

Live footage of the Russian Sleep Experiment

[@sakurapossom8981]

I ruined the 69 likes. I am the enemy of the people.

[@Wowowowowow919]

Holy shit that video was messed up

[@Koweth]

Jesus christ, searching it up wasn't a good idea.

[@_dayoo3480]

Hahahhhahahhahah

[@aturnedfirotent]

Naaaaaaa

[@maurithemarauder446]

*Cooking with Anatoli and Boris is by far the best series*

[@connormac4401]

You mean *Breaking Blin*

[@AverageIraqEnjoyer]

@@connormac4401 breaking blyat

[@crittermoded]

Boris: **tapes knife to dowel and inserts into power drill** A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

[@Bf86]

6:31

[@idanshoval6939]

Next on special 2M I want to see you making 20 liters of kompot

[@DeepFriedKangaroo2]

Rødgrød med fløde look it up

[@kalyss4059]

Homemade vodka!

[@denis0216]

@@kalyss4059 samogon 65% alcohol

[@King-xg9el]

Alcohol compot - Easy

[@Prolesha]

So just a normal summer day for babushka :D

[@apatoxic]

You sacrificed 1 full day where you could do all sorts of things to make halva......thank you for your dedication,did not regret subscribing :)

[@bria289n8]

D3DZZ CHANNEL me too

[@benumbeddemon]

I wonder what was going through the minds of the people who saw boris buy all that semechki

[@aidanyork9508]

TheDiamondTea [Otaku with a Aspen Wand] do you not remember? Anatoli bought it.

[@adityatiwari306]

Anatoli bought them

[@theonlytrueniko6076]

Anatoliii

[@DeepFriedKangaroo2]

Antoli bought the семечкп

[@ng1n369]

Seller: Why are you buying this much? Boris: I'm Russian Seller: Oh sorry to bother you sir

[@flumpy4864]

Boris “we’re going to make halva” Me “cool” Boris (dresses like he is going to make cokane)

[@frxstylgl]

I thought he was goin to make a radioactive Halva using that :P

[@m1ndfr34k3]

Cocaine*

[@voiceovergrey]

Cocaine* but good try, funny comment

[@septimusheikler8104]

More like meth, not Cocaine.

[@Inhale_8632]

Meth for anatoli

[@Steamed]

*Electric bill shows up* Boris: Oh pizdeč

[@fatmatweedell7747]

He’ll just sell a bit of halva and a jar of kvass for the bill. Slavic culture can pay for anything.

[@harakiri8548]

just c bro u tryin too hard

[@suprememasteroftheuniverse]

He's a rich KZbinr. Nice blin

[@koiiku]

@@suprememasteroftheuniverse no hes poor he can't even afford a trip to poland because its expensive blyat

[@simonescelsa]

It's cheap energy from Chernobyl nuclear plant

[@draekalloy3673]

Soviet chefs preparing war rations. (Soviet Union, 1942) (Colourised)

[@derpbot5715]

Food for people in war

[@potatosalad1093]

TheLoneWolf550 Food for soldiers

[@draaagooonegggggg]

@@derpbot5715 *w h o o s h*

[@adampustos1155]

@TheLoneWolf550 oh Because in soviet union there is no food

[@bananamemes2053]

Draek Alloy fuck off nerd

[@Gabriel-yd4bq]

- What are we cooking today ? - Crystal halvanphetamines

[@grimmmmmmme]

Underrated comment ^^

[@theminnesotan592]

Total time spent cooking and decorating (according to back clock): 8 hours almost on the dot from 4:15 pm to 1:15am. Wow just wow. Thank you Boris.

[@minzimoonling4812]

But from 4:15 to 1:15 is 9 hours

[@kitonja_2315]

Omg they started at 16:09pm and finished at 1:16am! Boy that must be a true powerfull slavic halva!

[@evancinker7015]

Kitonja _231 13hrs of halva making

[@santiifm]

ha nerd isnt it 9hrs and 7 minutes?

[@williambraxk4132]

9 hours if they started at 16 and ended at 1

[@kitonja_2315]

Lemurakk hahahahah, true that 😂

[@user-wz5qw2cy8v]

ha nerd you're so smart

[@RyanKimiam_rskiiv]

9 hours of work is true dedication, blin

[@luca3976]

Imagine somebody who doesnt knew this channel randomly gets to this video and sees 2 guys in white overalls cooking weired stuff to electric music xD

[@hughmungus4328]

Luca :3 for 9 hours

[@zakthewerewolfgamer]

I looked at the clock each time and my god, 10 hours of work o.o y'all are master chefs at this point :D Keep it up, lots of love from Texas, Boris and Anatoli!

[@tunamayo3587]

This is what the Slav bear eats before hibernation.

[@born_tofeel6752]

After a long day of playing stalker i find boris has uploaded another masterpiece. Thank you for making my night complete.

[@Kenny-sr4dx]

Came for the halva, stayed for the hardbass and Boris level of semechki flipping!

[@allanjuntilla7993]

Imagine someone accidentally walks in their apartment doing this lmao neighbours might think they're making explosives

[@hotpocketoverlord7800]

Nah. Looks more like meth tbh

[@bobberman4641]

I can see both

[@aryanjagtap2068]

Then the neighbours join them..... Russian style

[@HanzCastroyearsago]

Remember this is russia

[@nikipow3569]

Or Meth

[@UnclePutte]

I fully expected Boris's babushka to burst in through the wall and batter everyone with wooden spatula until blood soaked the ceiling for their disorderly kitchen shenanigans... but I guess it was not time yet.

[@RipRLeeErmey]

Ah, is why you start at 22:00! Then babushka will be asleep, and you'll be free to do all the kitchen shenanigans you wish! Until 6:00, then she will be awake and is time to stop doing shit before she gets the Rolling Pinovitch out and kills you.

[@tudythegangster]

Breaking Blyat.

[@sauceman5671]

They started wearing the 2020 outfit 2 years early

[@thenasiudk1337]

Ikr

[@sweeflyboy]

Ikr

[@arunanil2150]

Ikr

[@Nyaako0291]

Ikr

[@Flutterberg2151]

Ikr

[@kara5518]

Only true slavs watch this without skipping anything in the video. We now demand the 9 hour unedited footage of the cooking uploaded for a REAL challenge!

[@vonHannersdorf]

9 hours unedited version pleeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!!!

[@Nevatis_]

True Slav just dances along the whole time

[@GodplayGamerZulul]

And upload it in 25% speed so when we go on KZbin, we could watch it in 1/16th the speed.

[@vagasigergo7797]

When i first watched, i didn't skipped. Now watching for the third time, still didn't skipped ;)

[@zuella4682]

Why would anyone skip this masterpiece

[@Luminite-hx3zs]

Turn on the hardbass! Boris is here!

[@lordofcabbage8778]

Boris I love the shit you do but i love Anatoli for hid pure loyalty. That kind of friendship is special, treasure it please.

[@fonzo9405]

LordOfCabbage they ain't friends. *THEY SLAV COUSINS!*

[@connormac4401]

*SLAV COUSINS*

[@pigpork1248]

SLAV COUSINS

[@tyl3r336]

*SLAV COUSINS!*

[@c2lredstone946]

1:15 can't stop replaying

[@dart-1923]

Same

[@liviucarciu7894]

Same

[@borbleborb4586]

Same

[@gravemind883]

Fucking KZbin's double ad bs. I click bring timestamp cuz I was already passed it, and I was curious and it just goes "ah yes timestamp, time to practically completely reload the video to sneak on an extra 2 unskippable ads!"

[@randomdude8202]

@@gravemind883 use adblocker

[@armorized8119]

25 kilo halva *O KURWA*

[@janthepan5642]

WESTERN SPY SPOTED! "Kurwa" is from Poland Are western spyes so stupid they dont even know basics of our slav national language??

[@kutalon]

everything

[@Adam__941]

Jan the Pan maybe... Just maybe... Hes from poland...

[@reinismartinsons]

Mario Cela Whatever you want it to

[@Kwadrat-]

Jan The Pan Poland is slav country :) Learn history and say to Boris :-Boris Polska is Western spy

[@swagg3r_souls485]

The Russian sleep experiment, 1932 colorised

[@jjrveintidos3407]

Swagg3r _Souls A PERFECT COMBINATION OF SLAVNESS AND CREEPYPASTA!!! GOOD JOB COMRADE!!!

[@swagg3r_souls485]

The Scarletchan cheers comrade

[@swagg3r_souls485]

POOPIE IS MY MAIN yea good point

[@luciasoosova2182]

It is alive!

[@ChlorinatedPond]

CREEPYPASTA IS MY LIFE!!! -For the love of Germany-

[@deanmilos4909]

2 soviet soldiers going crazy while cooking food rations in trenches circa 1943 colourized

[@penapvp2230]

There is no such thing as trenches in Russia during WWII, only T-34s and vodka blyat!

[@Fred_the_1996]

@@penapvp2230 there were, in Leningrad and Stalingrad, but apart from those two holy cities, there were virtually no trenches

[@Carrot880]

Let's take a moment to appreciate that food processor.

[@llrs5866]

Anatoli in the thumbnail looks like he's wearing a tutu

[@llrs5866]

@@thedude___dude4399 haha.

[@plarizedpinklemnz6964]

Anatoli the Pretty Princess.

[@smugwendigo5123]

Gopnik princess

[@kroxel6185]

Anatoli fan girls always finding him cute lol (but I am not disagreeing blyat)

[@The_Alumil]

That is enough halva to double the weight of a small child. Pure gopnik.

[@t_y8274]

Alumil boris will have eaten all of it by the next week

[@wackyruss]

This the most Slav thing I've heard in a good while! Spaciba!

[@CYXXYC]

Babushka's dream for her vnuchok

[@i_smell_pestilence0499]

Me: Is the x ray machine gonna hurt me? Docter: No, its completely harmless. Also docter: *Dressed up as Boris and Anatoli*

[@milkymilsy]

*doctor

[@koka_pepsi]

You can get radiation poisoning from an x-ray, but only if you use it like 10 times a day

[@covenmorgana1571]

*доктор

[@doomtrooper3184]

@@koka_pepsi then... Bring the vodka because, well, it works in The Zone (a true slavic reference)

[@rahotaza7828]

Ooooo blyat

[@oddforoddssake3751]

One can only imagine the conversations they had on this momentous day... must be comparable to the ancient gymnasium lectures of Greece.

[@kotenthusiast5186]

it only gets better when you realize they woke up at 4 in the morning to make this

[@kharris9658]

I never thought they were serious about this.

[@memeaddict1017]

It's Boris,blyat he does anything

[@Denis-yz5dq]

Boris is T H I C C

[@TashJansson]

wait until he gets through all that halva

[@goku445]

120K Kcal CYKA

[@alientitimilk9073]

you are G A Y

[@bbob5050]

that's just the slav look you wouldn't understand

[@caseyb1346]

needs to put on weight for long slavic winter.

[@doodlebanger4574]

Fucking Anatoli wearing his dust mask on his head the whole time had me dead

[@alexmilchev5395]

Doodle Banger he has to protect his third eye

[@doodlebanger4574]

ILuv Muffins lol

[@Pasta366]

5:44 Boris: Italian mode attiveted

[@enkay303]

they started in 4pm and finished in 1am... holy stalin...

[@mariededkova603]

That's dedication!

[@Vvtism]

What if they started at 4am and finished at 1pm????

[@durrantmiller8810]

opa blyaaat do you know how to read 24 digital clocks?

[@David_Blake91]

opa blyaaat watch the timer in the owen. It shows if it was AM or PM.

[@Yzerbruh]

*David_Blake* Assuming that it is set correctly. Emperically speaking it is pretty common for people to not give a shit about AM or PM. I even know some people that have digital clocks that go up to 23:59 and have AM and PM switched, EG at 4 AM it reads 16:00 instead of 4:00. It's mostly caused by a fuse blowing out, the clock resetting to 00:00 and then setting it 'correctly' without going through the effort to set it 100% correctly.

[@lunokhod3937]

Don't mind me, comrade. I'm just taking this for the state.

[@pabloe3734]

Next video: Workout with Boris (how to lose 20 kilos of halva fat)

[@rasmushonkanen5425]

xD

[@unclebobsbrokenfordf2508]

Anatoli: flips around funnel Boris: hits it mid flip Anatoli: grabs pan or something and tries to hit Boris

[@buggeta694]

*CARROT*

[@ChrisTian-sd5yq]

knife

[@ionutbadulescu3673]

Babushkas wooden spoon

[@ionutbadulescu3673]

@Ravel L. Ananta aka...

[@youreadopted3960]

@@buggeta694 how tf is that a carrot to you

[@creamy8933]

So this is what caused reactor 4 “accident”

[@101_skeleton6]

Did you forget about this video and comment?

[@philipm.peterson9292]

Your crimes are known, the council will decide your fate.

[@drasticmeaning5592]

Reactor overflowed with halva

[@creamy8933]

101_skeleton Wait what happened? I’m scared

[@creamy8933]

Karl Marx Oh no...

[@joew1509]

New payday2 mission: Transport 25 kilos of halva to the harbour for pickup.

[@gcqen5ucw1x2bgev]

Comrades, the semenchki, go get it

[@demonbot6617]

Halva sounds more like a hardcore russian drug than a nice bit of food. Edit: especially with the Hazmat suit. You sure you're not cooking meth instead?

[@unitmikey7]

WE'RE GOING TO NEED INGREDIENTS

[@Nedas-ef9ft]

Dj Slimdick HALVA IS BEST THING ALIVE BLYAT well after vodka and gopniks of course

[@Thehazardcat]

its also actually an indian sweet dish yeah.

[@KH-vq6fs]

Sidhant Sinha Halva ingredients may vary but it's pretty common in the Caucasus,Eastern Europe, Russia,C.Asia,West Asia and South Asia

[@SlavyaninOpk]

Halva science, bitch, i mean blyat

[@henryzhang3961]

6:31 superior soviet enginering

[@AnonYMus-wg3iu]

This is physically exhausting just watching it

[@stompchunkman4248]

Boris should be the mascot for the upcoming World Cup, and opening and closing act!

[@mostlyghostii2409]

Where's the unedited version? I would love nothing more than watching Boris and Anatoli for 9 hours. Well except for vodka.

[@HALOWEENTHER]

Boris: "Anatoli,we need to cook" Anatoli: "Yeah,science blyat!"

[@torao9013]

Now I understand why Chernovyl exploded...

[@makern5304]

Chernobyl

[@remubruh8896]

@@someone-gp7iw E

[@Mitke420]

Spring Кобасица

[@remubruh8896]

How i change my keyboard on mobile to russian.

[@momongasama_1]

Cyka

[@Friedel25]

no other youtuber puts so much effort in his videos than boris

[@staticboss4029]

Friedel25 tru

[@aussieman4791]

Sovietwomble

[@Daniel2010739]

You must watch like only 3 channels then...

[@jurek.425]

First look be like: Omg some basement meth lab Looking closer: Naah, thats just my slav comrade Boris and drunkard Anatolij making some semechki halva blyat

[@bery9862]

Poland blyat

[@bayraktartb2483]

@@bery9862 əəəəəə

[@jurek.425]

@@simp9938 holy shit i cant remember writing this commend now its got so many likes thats mad but yeah knowing me i put the *some* there on purpose

[@DonkaBingus]

The fact that they woke up at 4am to make a sunflower seed candy makes the video even more authentic.

[@Burning_Dwarf]

Otherway around, 4pm till 1 am

[@bobington1538]

This trailer to 6th season of Breaking Bad looks good.

[@Glory264]

Masrecht Sk you mean Breaking blyat

[@Plainofices]

*_Come AlexI, we have to rush B CYKA!_*

[@kymachim6053]

I have to say them changing characters was a questionable decision but these two look promising

[@youngroyalty7991]

Vadim Announcer Cyka : "Last time on Breaking Boris" King Slav Boris : "Say my name, blyat" Western spy : "Hardbass" King Slav Boris : "You are prokl`yatyy right it is " Idi Nahui Vadim

[@dj3us]

«Damn» translated wrong.

[@whitetrashmusic9628]

Ugandan Knuckles my name no joke is Vadim and I am true Slav

[@baseddepartment1428]

Ugandan Knuckles oh yes

[@_drxft6126]

German Strudel Weißt du den weg?

[@thewitepheonix3149]

Ugandan Knuckles you are literally everywhere i look on youtube

[@millwalllover3633]

Two scientists overloading Chernobyl (colourised)

[@strikereureka1927]

MAXIMUM OVERHALVA

[@luzzifer713]

Family : What are you doing in there? Me : Just..listening to music-

[@ОлегРябинин-ч3в]

-Say My Name -Boris -You got damn right!

[@slavination527]

You god damn right*

[@anteodak2965]

You can see them losing their minds. Blyatiful

[@embeddedskeleton2154]

When you're getting so inasane to the point you become a sadist

[@MartinQ-bl6co]

My Coca-Cola turned to kvass and somehow I am wearing a track suit...

[@MartinQ-bl6co]

Adolf Hitler And now Adolf Hitler is replying to my comment... damn, I am tripping xDDd

[@dragoncatsage3049]

Adolf Hitler are you here to figure out what there feeding the people on the soviet frontline other than the usual nothing with a side of glory for the motherland.

[@ijustworkhere1008]

Her: “I bet he’s cheating on me” Him:

[@zeprettybrainlessamalgamat7232]

We don't need western garbage here urud!

[@RatRiot]

Nah, he ain't cheating. Just making drugs

[@Cringemoment4045]

Me and the bois

[@Goofy1224]

Gopnik Ramsay

[@TheBlueSlime-cb2oi]

Viktor Schlegel e

[@eyangamedud3293]

wheres the Mayonez?!

[@hatathgamingvideos872]

WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE

[@ryanchuabowen2045]

Council of the White Guard Chancellor1 Found the mayonez chef Ramsay

[@thelaughingcossack6521]

Viktor Schlegel Gopdon Ramsblyat

[@neekusi-3812]

Get yourself a friend like Anatoli that is willing to spend 9 hours making Chalwa with you

[@404cheeseburgernotfound5]

halva

[@raptorjesus3894]

Should have livestreamed it, I probably would have watched it had I have had internet access for the past 10 days

[@RetechDragonflame]

Welp, that was an ordeal. 12:38 you both stand there looking at it like "That wasn't worth it" or "Nu, now someone has to eat it"

[@aadviksagreiya4230]

They took 8 hrs to make 25 kg I wonder how long they will take to eat it

[@samed497]

8 mins

[@ietsanders8793]

You under estimated Boris and Anatoli

[@ietsanders8793]

Probbably 4 mins

[@keiji7059]

@@ietsanders8793 no, 1 ms (millisecond)

[@ietsanders8793]

They needed to go to the store to get extra vodka and kvass too you have to take that in to consideration as well

[@jimmycarter1259]

Congratulations from Poland and Estonian fans!!

[@RealDarkBlade]

List of ingredients,tools and cost: 10 kg sunflower seeds 15 kg sugar 2 pans, 3 cooling trays, few pots and halva resting place 1 clock, 1 scale and 1 "scientific pouring device" 3 blenders (min one soviet style) - non reusable 1 mortar and pestle (necessary) Power drill + cement mixer adaptor Cernobyl protective gear (branded) Wages for 3 people for 10 hours Water, some salt and clear kvass $100 in gas and electricity costs Anatoli bling Equipment for hardbass Have I missed anything?

[@BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

Mechanical atmosphere cooling device

[@JTheGuideBV]

Cheeki Breeki?

[@personrandom5067]

That its in rouble so 100 dollars is like 10000 rouble

[@h04gie21]

Cousin Anatoli went sicko mode on Boris with a wooden spoon reminds me of the good ol days

[@steezydi]

that halva was *t h i c c*

[@dst0rt3d]

Dedaynek _ Boris*

[@TheDeadMeme27]

Dedaynek _ *🅱 H I C C*

[@ArcturusOTE]

Dedaynek _ Western szpion language! Eh, then again, we are probably double agents

[@squiddymcsquidface3097]

Halva has the viscosity of wet sand of course it's going to be thick.

[@steezydi]

Yayo' Ariowibowo I'm Indonesian

[@kevinestupinian7935]

6:33 *a weapon to surpass metal guear*

[@chungusthe3rd838]

Is this "Breaking Blin"?

[@connormac4401]

underrated

[@m249machinegun2]

Anatoli, we have to cook!

[@camper1749]

Breaking Ruski*

[@RemiliaScarletsRifleman]

I am the one who squarts

[@kaiserwilhelmii1827]

Бreaking бlin

[@lukabrasi001]

for some reason it's so endearing to watch them do all this, there's something super wholesome in it

[@MelonMafia1]

these guys had to wear ushankas indoors for 9 hours

[@gloriachristopher8659]

Mosin Nagant can i use you to try to kill vadim

[@z4loko393]

Didn’t even mention the suits

[@mento3612]

Man's not hot

[@alexb2310]

At least the slav stereotype is tracksuits and not knight armo(u)r or ballistic armo(u)r

[@alexb2310]

Japanese shibe okay

[@jacklynch6666]

*Previously on Breaking Blyat*

[@gloriachristopher8659]

Just a Kid with a Meme whered you get your profile pic

[@jacklynch6666]

Gloria Christopher gOoGle

[@RottenHeretic]

How many blenders lost their lives in this massacre?

[@whenyououynehw9338]

One his name is anatoli

[@thedevildarksoul9727]

MasterOfMelons wassup fellow ahegao lover

[@MistorIMan]

"You're a true master of the melon" -CR1T1KAL

[@m4n0fsteel23]

how many breads have you eaten in your life?

[@a1fromdisc938]

@@m4n0fsteel23 way too many

[@galaxy-wg1lf]

8:56 Soviet scientists and engineers trying to perfect the cheap telephone.

[@cheesefart570]

Bro don't make fun of my Samsung Galaxy S69

[@1pele637]

Man, that cameraman really has steady hands

[@finnianquail8881]

1PeLe Tagging along for comments

[@soveitbear4307]

Same

[@TashJansson]

sergey has been practicin'

[@Feldress]

lol they probably used a tripod for the camera because ain't no one goin' to stand right there doing nothing for like 9 hours

[@Kenzokian]

=====the joke=====> Your head

[@gavinmalone8300]

It’s good to know that they are either making halva at a reasonable time or they’re making halva at piss o’clock in the morning.

[@adamferdian5867]

They make a food like making some Secret biochemical weapon🤣

[@karolinkiehl4097]

One option does not eliminate the other

[@jayl9110]

Take a moment to realise that to do this, they had to boil 50kg of sugar. Fifty. Kilogrammes.

[@zeldakitty9249]

I'm sorry, I know it doesn't really matter but the math was so off it really was bothering me. Simply looking at the end of the video, they wrote that they only used 15kg of sugar; that's because 25kg was the final weight of the halva, not the starting weight of the semechki. If they had used 50kg of sugar, they would've ended up with 75kg of halva. (Also, notice that it's not exactly a 2:1 ratio; he just suggests that much so you don't run out of syrup and end up with the wrong consistency. I.e. there would be excess. Even so, it would still only be 20kg of sugar that way.)

[@jayl9110]

@@zeldakitty9249 You're right, that's my bad. I appreciate the correction - have a great day =)