25 Minutes of Jokes That Will PUT ME IN FEDERAL PRISON

[@charlessaint7926]

Terrorists, "Back off! We got hostages! We will shoot them!" Police Chief, "Attention, troublemakers. You have five minutes to lay down your weapons and surrender. If you don't, we send in the Goons!" Terrorists, "Please, no!" Hostages, "Please, no!" Blarg, (Racks shotgun) "Please, yes! This is what I call A Target Rich Environment!"

[@noahjester8471]

Hostages to the Terrorists: "Sooo... did you see Top Gun Maverick?" 🤣

[@grayfox8460]

No the witch from Call of Duty zombies that would summon the hellhounds would just say “Send in the Goons” and then the terrorists and the hostages would just start screaming.

[@keeganwilliams8046]

It’s like that police line from GTA IV: Cop 1: “This is the LCPD, we have you surrounded-*gets cut off*” Cop 2: “gimme that microphone-EAT LEAD”

[@charlessaint7926]

Blarg rolls in with an RPG.

[@daltonallen5270]

Same tbh

[@jayjenkins7178]

Honestly feel like Blarg should've hit the 1 million by now. Step it up people.

[@famousben0946]

Agreed

[@shakirabroadnax3547]

Completely agree

[@-zod-4882]

I'll sign the petition to force poeple with a knife 🔪 to sub

[@LuciferMNST]

for real

[@DTS214]

Lol you can’t tell people to sub just because you like them.

[@stretch6699]

I'm surprised everyone missed the painting in the stairs of the couple "caressing gently" 14:23

[@jacksspade5115]

OMG I CAME HERE LOOKING FOR THESE COMMENTS TO SEE NONE😭😭

[@rayukiyo]

I noticed it and was like 'wait did I just see that'

[@claykings4651]

Came here to see if anyone else saw it 😭😭😭

[@CaptainRhodor]

Watching Blarg be a relatively responsible cop and not only not doming that civvie but making sure to miss her and then arresting her is so surreal.

[@ShaylaTheHuman]

Grizzy is pretty boisterous

[@michaelagustinsantos3015]

The most serious that this squad has ever taken this game is when they raid a CP ring. All of their bits went up in smoke so quickly.

[@brachslap]

Wait that's what the house was?

[@michaelagustinsantos3015]

@@brachslap Yup. One of the girls (or I think THE girl) was... you know used, then she was turning 18 so they were throwing her a party. The enemies are private security. There is also an area in the map's underground that has a hole with a bunch of barrels in it. You can guess what they contain.

[@airborneofficer2640]

Makes sense the house is in Hollywood too

[@michaelagustinsantos3015]

@@airborneofficer2640 I did not notice that detail. Now THAT is some comedy.

[@jackrock1475]

Blarg is sleep content Even though he's arguably the loudest of the goons. Soup is loud as fuck, but Matt's videos have actually caused me hearing damage though. Thanks for the content Boys.

[@Interference_]

I love watching old smiity streams cause I never really have time to catch them live but holy fuck unedited funny mic is so fucking bad in a funny way

[@3lectr1x]

I cant tell if Blarg should feel insulted or flattered by this comment

[@animepfpsr4virgins964]

@@3lectr1x he wouldn’t care what a minor thinks about him so he could care less I’m sure

[@___MilkMan___]

The difference between blarg and soup is blarg is actually funny

[@ulfheinn3750]

@@___MilkMan___ you have to speak *cursed meme* to understand Soups humor.

[@joelthecannonmain7121]

3:03 “THE AMERICAN PEOPLE CAN BE DESCRIBED BY ONE WORD AND ITS..” *unintellegable* This killed me.

[@MonkeyGotDrip]

I love how ready or not is supposed to be a super tactical realistic shooter and blarg and the boys just ruin everything 😂

[@decoyskates8395]

Watching you four play this is the serotonin boost I needed today. Keep up the great work and hilarious videos!

[@lapislazulisuf9130]

A super deep and dark story of the missions. Then there are these guys who tear everything up 🤣

[@davidjacobs7465]

On the real note: that basement is almost traumatic.

[@ScotiaPreasent]

Always a good day when Blarg uploads

[@charlesramsey3238]

Blarg*

[@ScotiaPreasent]

@@charlesramsey3238 fixed it

[@charlesramsey3238]

@@ScotiaPreasent 👍🏻

[@AlexanderPR17]

Yeeees

[@fuNdy-0]

How original👊

[@heyyitsroxyyy]

“yooooo glizzy on the plate with the pickles” is the best way to start this video😂💀

[@AlgorithmicPolicyIndex]

The new AI update is really nice and all. But the new party house map, they went all out in showing how dark some people are in our society.

[@CaptainRhodor]

I played it with some friends yesterday. We were joking around and figuring it was about some cartel member up until we found the basement. Then we decided to stop using non-lethals. No arrests were made that day.

[@airborneofficer2640]

@@CaptainRhodor Respect

[@GetDougDimmadomed]

3:18 "No civilian casualties" as he holds an M32 rotary grenade launcher.

[@TheTaekwondoAcolyte]

Exactly what I needed to make my day better 👍

[@glassgaming5456]

Great content blarg love all the vids can't wait to watch this new one

[@DecimusCastusSPQR]

At this point, the enemy npcs should be protecting the hostages whenever these guys load this game up 🤣

[@timefortea2779]

This group is the epitome of loud = funny and I love it

[@hobocharlie67]

I was wondering what their reaction would be to the basement. The nightclub and the house are sooo disturbing.

[@thatjdmguy168]

how is Matt not at 1 mill yet? he deserves way more

[@typical322]

Glizzy, Pickles, and a sliced tomato on a plate, most cursed food i've ever heard

[@Spartypooh]

Come on Blarg! So close to a million! You deserve it honestly

[@YumeBasil]

8:05 The synchronization

[@Petrizzini]

Thanks Blarg for the great videos, once you made my grandama laugh so hard she choked drinking wine:D

[@allegedlygud6499]

your grandma sounds Lit AF

[@marcarthurclarete9126]

what a rad grandma

[@moisty_master]

I love seeing you guys play this game because it is extremely underrated and almost no one plays it so I'm glad to see it get attention it deserves! Keep it up my man!

[@killerkia741]

When he started doing the american speech(2:48), it sounded at some parts like the COD4 intro

[@henryescobar1006]

another banger lets go!!! keep it up bro 😎

[@fatheadfrancis]

You are going to get that Million bud. 8 minutes and 600 plus people showed up already!! It’s always a good day when Matt posts content!! Makes me forget it’s 🥵 today

[@DeadSpacedOut]

yeah the heat sure do be a killer, but Matt's a better killer than this heat is.

[@Soryion]

14:23 the giant posture above the stairs looks hella dope🤣

[@astolfo5636]

Blarg blasting puffer near the end made me laugh too hard, I was wheezing too hard.

[@sooosleezy]

The day Blarg hits 1 mil, is the day we RISE!!!!

[@PapaCerberus]

12:42 i laughed so hard because it reminded me of jake pooting near the skeletons

[@Eno_4815]

That's a very interesting painting at 14:23.

[@Zodiac464]

always look forward towards your videos

[@vibez4296]

Everybody tweet a piece of blargs video… we must get this man to 1 million!!!!!

[@Spurdles]

9:40 best part HE HAS A VEST

[@MushyHandles]

I love this game but it pains me to see Blarg play without the HUD on, that's why he keeps bleeding out because he doesn't see the prompt

[@jacthecowtipper1381]

More of this mindless randomness please!!!!!

[@Alector360]

2:49 is where I started dying of laughter my stomach hurts

[@kennarichards759]

Your content is the best blarg 🤣

[@verysacredwhale5737]

I’ve been watching you since 200K keep up the great work Matt. Love you my friend ❤️

[@Voidrad]

8:56 ''I bled out and died for some reason'' I'm sure it's got nothing to do with being emptied a magazine on like 10 seconds prior to that.

[@ThatBrokeShortBunny]

22:49 above the stairs uhm I'm not the only one who saw that "masterpiece" right? lmao I'm wheezing

[@willhogan1334]

Come on everyone let’s get this guy to 1million subs. He deserves way more than what he has now. Thanks blarg for the great content. We’re gonna get you to a million subs

[@shootman2339]

I want this for my ringtone: 8:40. 😂

[@calumferguson4014]

Congrats on 800K

[@themetalcorn1998]

Get Blarg to one million!! Let’s gooooo🔥🔥

[@dizzers1]

Making my hospital stay entertaining! Can't laugh too hard or it hurts but I'm still laughing lol.

[@erikgalvan4305]

Blarg video right as I’m about to eat ,amazing

[@poutinedavid8937]

Janey: You can't just leave me here *The boys all aim their gun at her*

[@charlesramsey3238]

You know it’s going to be a funny video when you see the title

[@mitchellsavage6933]

love your content matt congrats on the 800k i hope to see you at 1m by the end of the year keep up the great work

[@benji6871]

congrats on 800k :D

[@donk_]

3:34 ayo who got the trombone?

[@Kirky64]

Smii7y: "I can tell you guys are American." Funny coming from someone who is technically American as well.

[@thetruefarmer]

I absolutely love the random ass game videos they’re my favorite

[@leafgecko4565]

a collab with These guys and GLID Gaming would be chaos

[@unknowngamer6317]

You better never stop being funny blarg you better never stop being funny

[@Eclipse-lw4vf]

i see blarg rocket in subs every week,, like easily sometimes i think around 20-25k a week if not more. Not fast enough we must get to one milli! anyways great video blarg, cant wait for the next one. Also it says its rainbow six siege.. wild

[@thatmagicmutt]

0:10 advanced interrogation

[@Interference_]

another definitely yellow video from Matt, my day is made

[@albadude1922]

Blarg brown not yellow

[@Interference_]

@@albadude1922 It means demonized

[@ayron9171]

get this guy the milli plaque, matt deserves it.

[@HeHelix_Twitch]

Grats on 800k Blarg! only 200k more, you got this! Huge love from the good ol' United States you amazing pilot man

[@Jimmy.rigged]

Ayee grats on hittiny trending

[@supercoolman1170]

don’t all of your jokes risk federal prison blarg?

[@craftsareus1769]

That prison should be grateful they got to have you tho!!

[@defestorvortex5457]

HOW TF BLARG NOT AT 1 MIL YET IF BLARG AINT AT 1 MIL IN THE NEXT WEEK IMMA BE A GOOD CITIZEN AND NOT COMMIT ARSEN

[@Wolpher]

23:20 I Can't fucking Breathe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bino49ers]

Has anyone wondered why we can't just spam the sub button multiple times just so blarg can reach 1 mill faster? Or is it just me?

[@jessyjames5191]

GOOD AFTERNOON, BLARG

[@AshBlossomWorshiper]

That plate is balanced there too. Manz said He had to show off the stuggle meal to the survivors

[@3lectr1x]

LETS FUGGIN GOOO 800 THOUSAND SUBS CONGRATS DUDE

[@otterfan65]

that plate at the start really hittin us with that 😊

[@viktorvaldez4232]

0:01 Nice Song there Blarg

[@makotokeisatoruko8203]

3:40 Pulse Night Club in a nutshell.

[@chadsmen2519]

BLARG ON TRENDING

[@colewoild]

“pov grade 3” HOW DID NO ONE ELSE HEAR THAT

[@Cad7n]

800k gongrats bro fkn earned it

[@noahjester8471]

Absolutely unloading into the Lobby Hostage... It's not a Ready or Not video without Liveleak funny moments.

[@theclipartisan7118]

Blarg the type of guy that you should subscribe to even if you hate him. Content just that funny.

[@Courageouslion]

0:00 i read it as "Grizzy with the pickles"

[@jaydonreynolds5386]

Girlfriend broke up with me this morning, so now I watch Matt and be happy

[@CasTheFriendlyDaemonPrincess]

Boyfriend left me this morning so yea.. this is helping, always happy blargs here

[@unclehickey1323]

As expected in every blarg video, every bystander meets allah within 5 seconds of seeing blarg.

[@UndeadBeholder]

ay yo! Painting at 14:23 go hard!

[@gabrieldreemurr]

14:23 what's going on on that painting? God Damn

[@HillbillyDeLucks]

Everyday that Matt goes without 1mil subs is another day I have my way my neighbor's dog. Only you can save Puddles, hit that sub button.

[@benjohnston3916]

"No civilian casualties" as he's holding a rotary grenade launcher

[@M.i.t.c.h.e.l.l]

I would love to see the goons and friends get into some VR content

[@Lat3r426]

Hoping you get 1 million before the new year

[@onlyfocus]

23:51 actually spit out my water

[@GoofiousThe3rd]

I loved watching this while trimming my ball hairs with scissors 🏀 ✂️

[@SamTheAirMan]

As said you definitely should have been at 1 mill EASY by now, and let me say I’m fuckin hyped for you man!!

[@ZombieSazza]

Patriotic funny mic is beautiful

[@marcusmorton7805]

Macaroni and cheese with the chicken strips ahhhhhh meme, Matt: Glizzy on the plate with the pickles ahhhhhh

[@Jafarsup]

must support my حبيبي in his time of need

[@the_beeeees_kneeees]

Dude, the ✨GLIZZYS✨ 😂

[@kingh_smarta7024]

Yoooo Glizzy on the plate!!

[@TechStomper21]

the bunger council would like to proclaim that yes....this was a war crime

[@janezelenka7150]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this video was so so funny thank you so much