#261

This week Moshe and Natasha are joined by Todd Glass! They discuss mattresses, wisdom from their parents, the new show Todd is working on, and more! They give advice to one caller whose step-child has a friend with a difficult sibling, and another who is regretting encouraging his wife to get nipple rings. Plus, a few secrets!
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[@allthatjazzspaz95]

I love Todd. ❤

[@cloefauna]

Me too!!!

[@Kmc9]

This is one of my favorite episodes. Please have Todd back on!

[@clevermissfox]

On the roast, seeing them cut to Todd Glass laughing his ass off made me giggle harder then the joke that instigated said laugh. So happy to see him on here. Side note, Caleb Hearon is on Trash Tuesday today and I need him back as an endless honeymoon guest❤

[@beewcar]

Todd’s reactions and Nikki Glaser were the only good parts of that “roast”

[@clevermissfox]

@@beewcar totally agree, I watched Kevin hart, Jeff Ross and Nikki and pretty much fast forwarded through the rest. Tried to watch Tony but the Dana white thing was weird and I just couldn’t make it through Tony’s set. All the football players were so awkward. Tried to watch the two bears presentation and also couldn’t make it through that. I didn’t even give Schulz a chance , I was so over it. Did he have a good set ?

[@natalieevenew]

As someone who had her nipples pierced for 10 yrs.. they actually NEVER heal(for women) because of our hormonal cycle and they need to be cleaned twice a day forever. It actually is gross. Pass that one on to wifey. Good luck

[@ChristIan-cl7ik]

Hey Todd! Love everything you do, show sounds amazing. I'm not rich but I'm not struggling so you got this fellas hundred. And I don't even subscribe to their patreon.

[@Cieplaklucha]

First time I hear this guy, not only funny but such a sweetheart ❤

[@cloefauna]

Todd Glass is adorable! What a delight and; LOL so much 😊😂👏👏👏

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Except he knows nothing about autism and hates autistic people. The kid this woman described is clearly sociopathic. And if the parents raised him, it’s on them. If they are popular, they are likely sociopathic as well. I think he just lacks discipline. The parents suck. Sociopathy is the opposite of autism. Autistic people have empathy and people think we don’t. Sociopaths have no empathy and people think they do.

[@joannaa25]

Imagine my utter confusion listening to this on audio thinking it was Todd Barry until about halfway through. I was thinking, man Todd Barry has really changed!

[@tasgana]

Oh god that first caller stressed me out so much. Stay away!

[@wagane1]

I'd never heard of Todd Glass. Love his energy.

[@_studio78]

“Practice your secret before you call… tell your husband… tell your friend…” THAT’S NO LONGER A SECRET

[@MartinParsnip]

The "practice your secrets" caller doesn't have two brain cells to rub together. What a waste of student loans.

[@clevermissfox]

Empty tortoise shells 😂

[@NaturesCutestCreatures]

Comment section - how are we doing tonight?

[@moesyah]

wooooooh!!

[@solsallee6638]

Make some comments everybody!

[@OmegaSlice108]

A week late and love Todd

[@EzraSacks]

I didn't know much about Todd, but he is a mensch. I'm a fan!

[@spoiledheathenpunk]

Omg Todd is the absolute best

[@gggggggggggg32]

Todd is the best. I just love him. A he just changed my life again with the 'guided crying' advice. wow thank you. the first time he changed my life was seeing him giggle like crazy at a joke on Getting High with Doug

[@taitoradephx]

I don't have anything specific to say, I just love this podcast so much.

[@shaihulud2977]

Really funny episode

[@solsallee6638]

Now i’m Todd Glass fan, great guy, great guest!

[@leahbell3447]

Love the show, thank you for making me laugh so hard and introducing me to comedians I sometimes hadn't heard of before. Sorry this isn't about this episode but i wanted to go back and listen to the one with "Hey you guys" but can't remember which it was. Can you help me out?? Thanks✌️

[@madlyrosett]

Massage therapist here- if you get a 90 min massage I can totally spend 20 mins on your neck. It’ll hurt my fingers like you said but I’ll do it if I have time. If you’re only getting an hour long massage and want 20 mins on your head- then you can’t get your full body worked on. Some things need to be skipped.

[@giaafshar8419]

the carpet rant is my favorite part

[@malcolmxx2083]

holy shit, not the woman with the secret not taking her own advice. that needed to end 30 seconds earlier

[@ChristIan-cl7ik]

"That she said people need to rehearse their secrets implies she thinks hers was a 10." Valley girl lady, my secret wasn't super juicy, but unrehearsed, I can tell a story and they named the episode after mine.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

The SSN girl? She’s dumb. My parents also never went to college and didn’t help me. However, it says YOUR SSN. Duh. You just have to be born here and have one. That’s all. She committed fraud. And her voice is really atrocious to listen to😅. And absolutely no empathy for her parents when she caused a riff. I don’t believe she got into a good school on her own. That’s pure nepotism. She isn’t smart enough to use her own SSN. But also, you’re not good at keeping secrets 😅

[@April_flowers483]

Todd could’ve been on Dr. Katz. He’s got that way of speaking.

[@theactorjohnlarroquette]

todd is a national treasure

[@malcolmxx2083]

41:43 this comment from natasha and how she cuts off the callers, tries to end the calls early, seems a bit bored, etc… it kinda feels like she’s over the show. it drives me nuts when she cuts off the callers. it’s really rude. but if she’s not into the show anymore, then don’t do it. bc then all that happens is you’re bummed and unhappy, and we as listeners are getting not great content. at least in some moments

[@oliviaclaudette5633]

I served Todd once at a restaurant I worked at in Chicago - tried so hard not to fan girl 😂

[@hankpink6274]

Todd Glass makes me laugh

[@noahdyedotcom]

Shits fire dawg.

[@SWHBOYCE]

...UNO !!....0:39...we do know Todd , at least as 'we' think we do right ?...😃...

[@66callisto]

I'd love to " go study " with Todd glass. Tod... Gay and lonely man here, hit me up 😅

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

People definitely DO go to BDSM workshops together😅. Also, large breasted women do have less sensitive nipples anyway. If she got a piercing, she’s probably not that sensitive and not into nipple play anyway. I think Natasha’s advice was good. Try something new. That’s what she’s looking for.

[@aaronforsythcomedy]

does Moshe have Skoal or Copenhagen in his pocket?

[@davidadams2395]

I believe it's a can of his nicotine pouches. Zyn, I believe, is his brand.

[@Soph_loaf3]

Hamiltonian here!! It’s awful here lmao

[@OmegaSlice108]

Did someone already talk about guided cries and Harrison Ford on Shrinking ? Throw on some Ludovico Einaudi and just fuckin sob

[@OmegaSlice108]

Renaissance. SEXUAL RENAISSANCE

[@giaafshar8419]

yes stop carpets in all public places its gross

[@jacoblesley1802]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😊🎉🎉

[@mjoyyourself]

Poop blinkers

[@jeffw.richman393]

Ar 5.02, Todd Glass says "Look at you!". Maybe I'm too sensitive, but whenever someone says that, it sounds like they're saying "Look a Jew!".

[@B4TEBRO]

Is he oddly hitting on Natasha throughout this?…

[@jiggly-puffy]

He gay

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

It’s fun gay flirting

[@HH-gv8mx]

I was wondering if he was gay. Now it makes sense.

[@rachelshaw8950]

They literally have a discussion about him being gay…

[@HH-gv8mx]

@@rachelshaw8950 yeah he talks about it at the end of the podcast. I think a lot of us jump into the comment section before listening to the entire podcast.

[@B4TEBRO]

This guy is stressful as fk to listen to…

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

When he was misdiagnosing the bully as autistic he was. Most bullied are neurotypical and target autistic kids. I remember. I am still targeted by sociopaths. I think they hate us because we’re their opposites. Also, if people want to be friends with the parents and they’re not neurodivergent themselves, it’s unlikely the kid is neurodivergent. It’s runs in families. So, it sounds like a family of sociopaths to me. One is just more openly that way and others are sociopathic classic (popular).

[@lanaiba]

I thought I was the only one...every other comment is praising him and I'm like :|

[@korifallon8210]

MOSHE IVE HAD THE CAR LIGHT IDEA FOR YEARS. But my idea was a 🫶🏼🖕🏼🙏🏼 interpretation