The Day 2b2t Almost Died

[@FitMC]

Here is a timeline that James put together long ago that should list some additional details not mentioned in the video: puu.sh/otipg.pdf Thank you to everyone who made this video possible.

[@woutmotmans6240]

FitMC what a story!

[@GrqyHD]

first

[@tyblue-vf1pk]

FitMC play spleaf league

[@Papapoley]

FitMC why is a man hitting my phone

[@pengyplush2383]

yo fit nice video

[@Weestinn]

The fact that he didn't even chuckle or break character when saying GeorgeBush420 is amazing

[@itsoracle]

Not really it’s not even that funny lmao

[@DylanLoughran9]

Prox76321 wrong

[@rachard]

@@itsoracle lmao?

[@icommentedthereforeihaveth79]

I wouldn't even be able to go through that sentence taking it seriously

[@jakubk.584]

@I, Your unknown. It ain't funny, *_lmao_* .

[@tylerlischuk90]

Minecraft mischief in any other server: let steal some wood from his house. Minecraft mischief in 2b2t: Chinese data leaks, exploits to bases,controversy on the admin, war fueled

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

Fake war and fake news to trick the entire database

[@palpaul9723]

*G E O R G E B U S H 4 2 0*

[@quocvietophu1627]

Mass producing Illegal items, superweapons

[@jayvhoncalma3458]

Why can't just china leave 2b2t alone?! *you corona virus creators*

[@caringheart34]

@@jayvhoncalma3458 only if bats didn't exist in 2b2t

[@HunterJeremiah2]

BUT THEN THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED *POPBOB LOGGED IN AT THE FINAL LINK*

[@LeafyGrovyle]

thats just impossible

[@Bruno-wg1ct]

@@LeafyGrovyle Not impossible. PopBob is just a smurf account, he has another one that he infiltrates on the server's groups.

[@disasterlesbian8973]

i literally gasped out loud when he said that

[@mynamesjames8186]

That was planned

[@lumps17]

It hit that point in the video as I was reading. That was hilarious.

[@tzebruh]

"Hundreds of bases compromised, instantly" nocom: those are rookie numbers

[@hedgehog3180]

Was very funny when he said Hausemaster has been on top of exploits ever since.

[@trucookieq4469]

nocom: try hundreds of thousands.

[@suspicion1352]

Ah, a fellow GrayStillPlays fan.

[@deleted-something]

Tru

[@shadowstrike.r]

No comment

[@meatusbeatus5548]

What I expected: MC players declined What I got: Chinese data leak, GeorgeBush420 and the entire server’s a sham

[@baidrow]

Ok MeatusBeatus

[@Scooty_]

I love your username lmao

[@Dash-bw8sm]

Your name reminds me of Biggus Dickus

[@rzxv3]

lmao like how did China get involved here?

[@cookxol579]

@@rzxv3 did you even watch the video?

[@tua2283]

Fit is like a disgruntled warrior you meet in a tavern to discuss history of a world you never visited

[@andresolmos8639]

Yeah, but also like a pretty high ranking one, like he knew some of those people, he took part on some of the events, but wasn't one of the main ones, which I think makes it even better

[@CoachSludge]

Skyrim in a nutshell.

[@justswift5369]

This man would give you a quest to go defeat a secret, all-powerful eldritch deity, saying "Back in my day, I would have killed it myself, but nowadays these old bones just don't have it in em'."

[@Josh-nt1zg]

Then he took an arrow in the knee smh

[@andresolmos8639]

@@Josh-nt1zg But then he took an ender crystal to the knee smh

[@projectcentral001]

This man is a war veteran telling his stories and were all his grandchildren listening super intently

[@welp4576]

Kody Davis u know great great great great grandmothers have been alive at the same time as their great great great great grandchildren

[@toxicityrealm8209]

500th like gang

[@projectcentral001]

Holy shit this is my first thing to go over 500 lol

[@angrychalenge085]

This is how I feel.

[@doomcakes4650]

Kody Davis I thought that exactly

[@TabbyVee]

the plot twist of PopBob logging in out of nowhere is probably the best event ive ever heard of in 2b2t history.

[@spypergaming]

Popbob.

[@loops8410]

@@spypergamingpoopboob

[@HoboHunterRik]

"ONE OF HOUSE MASTERS ACCOUNTS HIMSELF, GeorgeBush420" I nearly spit my drink. The tension was completely ruined by that beautiful name

[@nosleepleak7219]

yooo you got 420 likes

[@fireshockgamer6734]

I laughed

[@paperjhhuvuh1407]

Please give time

[@theseagullwithteeth116]

Normal Minecraft servers: aw man someone accidentally broke a block in my house! 2b2t: So there’s this Chinese data leak...

[@thomaswiltherford9265]

TheSeagullWithTeeth Lol. Typical 2b2t

[@Iugtyps]

Girls room:OMG have you heard what happened to Becky Boys room:This is a story of legends The story of the fall of 2b2t

[@meatusbeatus5548]

This comment needs more like

[@javafloof]

*aW mAn*

[@melonbtw5010]

Literally the dark web of Minecraft

[@Squaggies]

Never in my life would I think that "George Bush 420" would be said so seriously

[@Chyaman11]

I damn near passed out at that part 😂😂😂😂

[@jakematchett8160]

2 more likes till 420

[@realimsofry]

420 likes boiiiiiiii

[@irishconedog2407]

Squaggies GEORGE BUSH 420

[@ernie8088]

9 More likes for 2×420

[@Liveandlearn789]

Okay but can we just appreciate how Fit singlehandedly defeated three members of Tyranny all on his own? That’s some anime protagonist shit.

[@GeonioF1]

That was his power up

[@Bonetrousle]

Ikr. Absolute legend.

[@leaves.5433]

Yea

[@C.A._Old]

What a Story. ! +1

[@PoollShietz]

Well I'm just glad He's 30 And doesn't talk about anime protagonist bullshit.

[@lavisch837]

The storyline of this minecraft server is more intriguing than season 8 of Game of Thrones.

[@aplex8957]

Get fit to rewrite season 8

[@squiremontressor3747]

That's not a high standard

[@Tuddyowo]

more like the entire series

[@habitualcrush]

Yeah, this is the history that I would love to *learn* in life. The server has so many things hidden and showed.

[@neelyferguson7894]

This storyline can go head to head with hermitcraft 6

[@asbestosfish_]

Eve online: my player base has its own economy, factions and politics! 2b2t: _weakling._

[@answer8006]

Also 2b2t: hold my beer.

[@FA-yi1vt]

Carter A It’s almost as if this was a joke. Ooooooh, but hes not clever enough to do that

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

_That legitimately made me laugh, thank you_ lol

[@SeraphimFelis]

@@shannaalabel I play EVE, but EVE was designed that way, it was carefully created from the ground up to foster tribalism, politics, intrigue, and rivalry The beautiful thing about this server is that minecraft was not designed with this in mind. It was created for unlimited imagination, cooperation, and creativity. The stories of this server are entirely emergent, from nothing but the base game, hacks/ exploits, and the playerbase. To see this level of complexity is amazing.

[@xYottabyte]

ok the only big event i remember about eve (i never played) is that a single guy convinced alot of to group up and all of em ended up getting scammed, i think it was like millions of people

[@wh0dude752]

honestly the greatest twist in this entire video is popbob coming in at the last bed location and slapping a bed in place.

[@KarminUwU]

It was probably planned for a long time and popbob was most likely using an alt account to keep playing while his popbob profile stayed in position

[@drakemendez174]

What if Jared IS popbob

[@TheINicoZ]

@@drakemendez174 or simply popbobs account also was also in that database and used by nerds inc

[@FBI-ir6de]

@@KarminUwU nope

[@goofyahsound1466]

Best plot twist ever

[@numannasir6959]

If Fit were my history teacher I would have become a historian by now

[@montezuma4353]

same

[@silentantagonist2333]

George Washington has a backdoor into the New World server, and gave himself OP status. This wasn't known until 1776, when he gathered the then only 13 groups together to unite against the Europe server, under the name United States. During this time, he griefed hundreds of player bases, using world edit to replace their bases with map art of the new groups symbol. Spawn and it's surrounding chunks were replaced with empty chunks, keeping any new players from the Europe server from setting up a counter offensive

[@Judge_0f_Everything]

@@silentantagonist2333 bro stop copy and pasting idiol

[@gametcg]

i know right

[@Judge_0f_Everything]

@@gametcg Idc 😑

[@phoenixkiger7318]

Fit revealing that he was a pivotal figure in saving 2b2t when he's a bystander in all his other vids is a like in a movie when it's revealed the narrator is actually a super important character

[@Ratchet4647]

I don't think I've seen a movie do that before. Any recommendations? The twist would be 'spoiled', but that's fine.

[@phoenixkiger7318]

@@Ratchet4647 idk any in particular, it's just a general trope I guess

[@coffin7904]

I wanna know a movie like that too

[@TheHiroClaw123]

Fit: we ran SO YOU COULD WALK *epic explosion

[@MariusBoss11458]

Sorry for People who Hasn't Beaten RDR2 Yet but: Or when its Revealed that Micah is the Rat in RDR2.

[@NattyNuke]

This channel makes me admire the history of something I was never apart of.

[@Kaksiezredes]

Same

[@edgarl3305]

Same

[@nyther]

History teachers: Am I a joke to you?

[@blakewagner8053]

Yep

[@erojerisiz1571]

same It's these online 4chan-related antics that make me appreciate online history as much as I do real life history

[@cheesehouse2522]

“It’s just a video game” FitMC: let me tell you a story

[@beeflat2896]

The story of 2b2t is like a 900 episode anime epic wtf

[@Skelka331]

ZephyrPlayzMc why does it have to be anime?

[@skeletonjanitor]

Skely 8 why not

[@droycon]

Ninja be like

[@yourtypicalmoviebro8283]

I love it pp

[@TheAdvertisement]

"War is the business that kept this server alive." I feel like I'm watching an archive of forbidden information. Despite never playing on 2B2T, it's heart-breaking seeing the corruption that almost led to the server completely failing, especially since it's from a man who actually went through it!

[@CoolLink-Zelda]

I always see you under Untertale/Deltarune videos

[@KillerBot5100]

I was half-expecting to hear that Hausemaster was found beaten, stabbed and tied to a chair in an abandoned warehouse because he was interrogated for his passwords and server access

[@farmedmemes]

jesus

[@myra1222]

FarmedMemes *that might actually happen one day*

[@KamiRoxy]

Same

[@idrisie6720]

Begans serial killer

[@AlejandroFernandez-mq3jl]

One of the worst DDoS attacks in Interney History, which shut down a lot of very important websites all over north america and europe and was believed as a cyberattack from china or russia (increasing international tensions), was meant to close a minecraft server that competed with the server the creator of the virus was owner of... Welcome to the 21st century. BTW: being a minecraft server host can be very profitable.

[@lunix5095]

this sounds like he is explaining some mass conspiracy that could lead to the downfall of man

[@whatno5090]

well he is

[@deadlybladesmith3093]

Its isnt conspiracy after its confirmed.

[@whatno5090]

@@deadlybladesmith3093 that's not true

[@deadlybladesmith3093]

@@whatno5090 well, it's called conspiracy before its confirmed because some people dont think they are right, and then after, they arent looked down on like some people can be.

[@whatno5090]

@@deadlybladesmith3093 No, that's a conspiracy theory. A conspiracy is basically a huge cover-up by an official body like a government or, as is with this case, a server administration

[@salzzz563]

What we expected: Some players got bored What actually happened: Chinese hackers, backdoors, and a giant lie

[@maxk4324]

Like this went from entertaining internet/gamer feuds to international conspiracy and identity theft in the blink of an eye.

[@DD-gs2gz]

Very true

[@placer7412]

എന്റെ yum yum ലെ ബിഗ് ബം ബം

[@datboi1026]

FBI wants to know their location

[@xdesolateone8564]

Salzzz they legit commited a huge crime to grief a minecraft server lmao

[@kapitanoffensichtlich1312]

Did someone realise as well that basically the reaction fit gave to the rushers was a major factor of why the server regulars began playing again? Who knows what the server wouldve shaped like if there were only the rushers left? It would have been like a completely new community.

[@jake1173]

tfw you accidentally create an apocalyptic, perfect reflection of the human condition in a block game

[@diablo.the.cheater]

It may be a game, but the ones playing it are humans, and as such, act like humans, in fact, act more like humans than in real life, as there are not morals or the morals are nim when you are in a game

[@FrozenFox20]

@@diablo.the.cheater Oh the morals are there. What it's missing is the consequence.

[@ohitsstar1241]

This whole saga pretty much covers every power corruption imaginable: censorship under government rule, formation of secret societies, social engineering, use of the spoils system, coverup, use of war for profit and power, manipulation of one’s role to get away with scandal, and using the common man as a pawn in the elite’s game plan.

[@connorw374]

2b2t is the modern lord of the flies

[@askshadowboltmoon1476]

@@ohitsstar1241 holy crap

[@dry137.]

This dude talks about this like vietnam, warcrimes in mc be giving him ptsd

[@alexanderr3280]

His stories sound like a major corruption in the real world, it's amazing how he tells it

[@icebear4482]

Ikr

[@Underwhelmed]

microsoft word the problem is he is friends with rusher.

[@IgnacioAguilarToledo]

@@Underwhelmed Who is Rusher? I'm bad with names... Does he mention him in the video?

[@Wock1738]

Comments like this are why I go to the comments section.

[@tatarsauce6314]

What I watched: how 2b2t almost died What I expected: decline in MC players What I got: A history documentary

[@Youuuuuu]

Next on History Channel: The Third Incursion - Backstory

[@TheJesterCW]

or, as most people call it: A Minecraft Miniocumentary.

[@fadingaway...]

@@Crazy-qi1gw true minecraft is orgasmic.

[@trash_atlife2439]

One that is actually really interesting

[@dreamnovel3480]

I ain't complaining on that

[@FaithfulServant41]

I watched this video almost 2 years ago, still holds up as a very interesting and entertaining video to watch, the way Fit is storytelling just doesn't get old.

[@beanmcknee1610]

I never felt so angry for something I wasn’t apart of

[@stamisme26]

The Daddyo021 I know

[@aremsalaatin8217]

It happens

[@rewinged-insanemc9595]

Same

[@YDIM445]

yup

[@bossness4676]

Yeah what a fun community of no rules and griefers

[@parkeypence5974]

PopBob seems like he's a god of chaos, rising from the depths whenever there's opportunity to screw something up

[@ratman1125]

Thatd kinda true.

[@gabeallen9073]

Just like terumi in blazblue.

[@stareater4629]

@@gabeallen9073 wow BlazBlue. I'd never thought I'd hear that fighting game in a Minecraft video

[@ganjahfarmer4469]

basically the joker

[@jrodriguezpiano]

parkey pence Hes just a guy taking the situation as seriously as he should.

[@toxicspikes098]

China: nothing happened on the 4th of june, 1989 Hausemaster: nothing happened on the spring of 2016

[@nefhelimwhat609]

ItsWolf *Hausemaster

[@Cptenglish1]

there is no war in ba sing se

[@lotusauer4785]

ItsWolf hAuSeMaStEr

[@joonaslaakkonen8096]

@@screed3705 its hause thats how the im game name is

[@FabulousFelix]

@@screed3705 Hausemaster

[@Martynovic]

11:34 is not talked about enough, this plot twist genuinely gave me goosebumps

[@oscar-vg2ns]

The trumpets get my heart beating so hard lol

[@-TakingSomeLs]

@@oscar-vg2ns Tbh i think it hits extra hard for me since thats Final Fantasy 15 music (Ravus Aeterna) and i know EXACTLY the context of that music Shit was going to hit the fan, FAST.

[@okreally6660]

Normal Dark web Users: Use Dark web for hitman services and Illegal activities 2b2t Players: Use Dark web to blow up blocks in a block game

[@bluauber409]

“Normal people”

[@quadrabyte]

"Normal People" I doubt that you do even know what Dark web is.

[@bluauber409]

@@quadrabyte I do, but I personally think they’re not normal

[@quadrabyte]

@@bluauber409 I didnt told to you

[@bluauber409]

@@quadrabyte Then who?

[@joeylonglegs4309]

"The oldest anarchy server in minecraft isnt actually an anarchy server." How many other lies have I been told by the council?

[@chriwehl7173]

Wait a minute

[@crayon_consumer6958]

Good pun

[@solarray8484]

Thx for existing

[@uk_cpu573]

How many lies have WE been told by the Council?

[@solarray8484]

thomas shore maybe like 2 or 3

[@cone-kings]

I feel like a child listening to a war veteran edit as of 18, June 2021 6:07 PM : 95% of the comments are outdated now, haha.

[@justinbiggs1005]

Nobody: Fitmc after hearing the name 2b2t: *Vietnam flashbacks

[@niedodwyaneanthonye.7727]

i just realized this 80 years ago

[@mitchsglitches5024]

It's because you are

[@pixelkatzeus]

Ahhhh, your name is 80 years ago

[@Mmmwawa]

Same

[@nicksandspresents]

you’re legitimately an incredible story teller lol. Why do I care so much about a server i never played on in a game i haven’t played in 7+ years 😂

[@nuepisode4781]

Yeah, while he does play some of it up for drama, you gotta respect his skill at retelling events in an entertaining way that allows people to have insight on one of the most unique Minecraft servers in history

[@Mongoliantiger]

@@nuepisode4781 Its kinda cringe but not really. I just find it hilarious how like 35y old shredded dude makes minecraft drama videos

[@frokality]

@@Mongoliantiger fr

[@Mongoliantiger]

@@LOLWHATBRO Explain

[@RICKYYY32131]

​@@Mongoliantiger You know whats funny also ? he probably makes your entire net worth every month doing that , while ur losing your time to hate on him

[@urboisimon4614]

He lasted 0:37 seconds without saying "the oldest anarchy server"

[@texanpotato8349]

Impressive, usually it takes 10 seconds or less

[@wizardlymold7180]

High score

[@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC]

makes sense because his point was that it's not actually an anarchy server

[@nebeprisikiskiakopusteliau8884]

IMPOSSIBLE [insert a picture of thanos here]

[@brycem1423]

Longer than what i can last in bed....

[@Milkra]

2016: 1 player 2018-19: queue is 7 hours long

[@kuba200703]

2020 queue is 18h long

[@steamy7860]

Kuba Kalinowski dude Fr I’ve been trying all day and every time I get to about 300 in the queue it times out

[@kuba200703]

@@steamy7860 yeah i actually nevet got in. Just was in queue for few hours before mc crashed and once just timed out. I was having so much fun looking at this black screen.

[@alicesherson4894]

2020 = 24 hours long (Not joking)

[@Huwng1337]

Can confirm, queue is literally 1k everytime.

[@TheeKittyPie]

Me 1 minute in: this will be nice to listen to in the background Me 16 minutes in: *THEY **_DID NOT_*

[@yoimsecond]

FOR REAL

[@IncBot]

This is so specific yet even more so relatable.

[@dringus4319]

Dude same, I was playing on other games with this in the background, then I quit the game and went to just watching this.

[@martinjones6206]

*angery demon noises

[@monzhahn9659]

kittypie, THATS HOW I FEEL

[@Wyrmnacht]

This has to be one of the greatest pieces of digital history ever assembled. I've been totally hooked on FitMC and all the 2b2t videos but honestly this one is the most important one of all. The scandal and deceit and the incredible come back that took place in the wake of all that corruption. Watching Fits historical accounts of 2b2t have piqued my interest, absolutely. It makes me want to try out playing on the server some day. What you've created here, sir, is beyond comparison. Everything down to the vocal delivery is so on point it's impossible not to want more. Rusher may have saved 2b but FitMC is the unspoken king. Last man standing at one point, king of the hill. An absolute legend. I know this one is like 4 years old and there's a strong possibility you'll never see this but thank you for creating this and to everyone who has kept 2b2t alive all these years.

[@Amritss664]

FitMC is so underrated man and he gets bullied by the community of 2B2T even though he is one of the people who have been keeping the server alive to this day

[@bluemycool]

Fit: "I was a normal 2B2T player, just like you." People who don't play 2B2T: "haha... yeah"

[@caringheart34]

@@swaggerdagger8976 I'm actually trying to find out if 2B2T can be used using TOR?

[@Nugcon]

lmao

[@uncanny_cake6043]

Exactly

[@_Incognonymous]

Me who can't buy Minecraft (Laughs in cracked version)

[@_Incognonymous]

@@swaggerdagger8976 well the thing is in my country (India) 1 dollar is enough to get me like abt 2 huge doritos packs so 30 dollars is enough to buy me a 2gb ram phone and even if I had that much money i doubt my parents would even let me use it on a game

[@blorptumis_prime]

*Popbob at the final link "You should've gone for the bed"

[@StriiderEclipse]

Blorptumis Prime lmao

[@mementodespair9067]

@@NotAMathGuy *Logs out* 5 Months later finds Popbob on his little 2b2t Farm, Raids him and Kills him as revenge. Popbob: I am inevitable. *Dies*

[@y33tboy97]

😂

[@jocojajo636]

@@NotAMathGuy 😂

[@idiottheyoutubechannel9989]

Did you do it?

[@deeecks8103]

All because SOMEONE re-used a password. Valuable lesson, kids.

[@naysays2]

sponsored by dashlane

[@artshaw2369]

Thanks, Peter Griffin

[@LeBonkJordan]

Also remember to check HaveIBeenPwned whenever a new password leak comes out

[@firstname4097]

Agreed. Write down your passwords on Paper and always use randomly generated passwords

[@Cabalex]

@@user-zv8qg1co4z or use 2 factor authentication

[@MaskRobloxOfficial]

What makes this whole video 20x funnier is knowing Jared2013 was like 12 years old at the time

[@funbricks1]

really

[@xayahblush7532]

​@@funbricks1not sure if 12 but he was very young, he was just talking about it yesterday on constantiam

[@funbricks1]

@@xayahblush7532 oh i forgot they're still active on constantiam.

[@saikithepsiioniic1358]

Why did I get chills from watching a documentary about a certain block game server. This is way too dramatic, and I'm absolutely loving it.

[@prozitaitir7356]

It's very entertaining

[@oom5768]

this actually is a very great documentary on human nature in a silly yet extreme way. It's a really morally convoluted story

[@doubleslashkarma]

I love it

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

You know, this is the level of drama that Minecraft: story mode wanted to have, but they made it kid-friendly. Next time, they should draw more inspiration from the actual Minecraft server stories.

[@libtardius3256]

If they had better writers, it could still be kid friendly and this compelling.

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

@@libtardius3256 Actually, you're right. I watch a ton of stuff that's 7+, and I still enjoy it. Bad writing is bad writing, no matter the intended audience.

[@psydish6414]

@@cawareyoudoin7379 bro avatar tho

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

@@psydish6414 Avatar was dissapointing to me after all the hype sorry :U Especially the copout way they "solved" Aang's moral dillema at the end. Might watch LOK, but everyone is saying it's not as good, so we'll see. Lately I've been watching the She-ra remake, and Kipo and the age of wonderbeasts. Wish Owl house was on Netflix.

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

@@psydish6414 Unless you are talking about the movie "Avatar", (which, for the record, I quite liked), and in that case I am quite confused.

[@siennaistrans]

Do you ever realise, fit is chaotic good, he fought and killed people trying to completely destroy the server but so he could enjoy the chaos within it, it’s beautiful really

[@robertglenn3643]

Hasn’t FitMc become the very thing he once sought to destroy? A KZbinr whose videos are causing the overpopulation of a once loved server?

[@hitormisshuh]

Robert Glenn he's careful. didn't he explain it in this video?

[@alexanderarrington2393]

*Nope 100.* FitMc swore to destroy Tyranny, the literal definition of lawful evil!

[@recklez8131]

@@alexanderarrington2393 that is chaotic good actually. He believes in his cause for it to be good, and will use any method available to do so. that's chaotic good.

[@alexanderarrington2393]

Exactly! Tyranny would be the perfect match for him. A heroic warrior who enjoys the chaos and freedom of 2b2t fighting a Pantheon of false gods seeking to control all. Sounds like a riveting story, doesn’t it?

[@armadaofamulis2289]

Actually impressed... he went until 0:37 without saying "the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft"

[@white_booked9049]

The therapist needs some praise. 🙌

[@taodru907]

Real talk tho, this was more intense and interesting to look at than the whole new Starwars movie wtf

[@braextoon5568]

Ngl this is my fav vid I've ever watched

[@lewis2255]

Yeah Star Wars sucks now

[@chrispycreme9545]

Hahahhahahahahahah

[@scappley1735]

I don't use reddit but this is r/rareinsults material

[@triliner254]

Ofc this would be more interesting Disney should stick to making cartoons and not action movies.

[@Vic-sy1bk]

"Out of nowhere, Popbob logged in and replaced the bed" It's a fanfiction level plot twist xD

[@aesirofgames]

Just like: “hi bye have a great time”

[@kylemontalban4496]

I think someone hacked Popbob just to reconnect the bed chain Omg thx for da likes *i think* this is the most like i have gotten so far

[@KingCurtys]

@@kylemontalban4496 the plot thickens. Was it the same person that hacked himself godmode? Why Popbob out of all places? If he was indeed hacked, that means the hacker was one of them, because how could he have known that this bed had to placed in the exact position at this exact time?

[@totallynothabtal]

@@KingCurtys jaden or whatever prob just dmed popbob "Hey can u log in and replace the bed ok thanks"

[@happylik_1798]

Dude dnetflix can't make something better

[@abunchofiguanaswithinterne2186]

This is the Minecraft: Story Mode I was looking for

a bunch of iguanas with internet acces o

[@joshrandom3911]

that username just made my day

josh Random your days must suck :( ... ggwp

[@exorias625]

Ikr

[@SukacitaYeremia]

If the minecraft movie should happen, I want something along the sides of what this is...

[@habibishiro]

Now he should make “The Day 2b2t Literally Died”

[@aaronmurphy3843]

this is under half an hour? this feels like a 1 hour documentary.

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

Holy shot that was way to long lol

[@irishhorseriding4415]

Yess

[@chicapumpkin4823]

When you realize that all of this is in a block game

[@davindestroyer]

@@presidentofallfoodnice8113 lol

[@_chopper_]

He talking to slow

[@seacat2798]

I lowkey did not understand shit, at one point i thought i was watching a documentary about WW2

[@joshbuilds]

There you go, I am the 69th like. This is a ww2 documentary so idk what u mean

[@seacat2798]

@@joshbuilds Thx Hell yeah idk what was going through my head when I sent the comment, I mean this actually is a WW2 documentary

[@radiohoved]

Dutu 😝

[@adamtaurus7840]

Same here

[@Hotbotch]

Same

[@asausageeggandcheesebiscui1149]

“Destroy the beds quick!” Popbob: “I’m boutta end this whole man’s career”

[@Psynechotic]

*ends said carrer*

[@rift3068]

*you should have gone for the head

[@skunkfac3]

@@rift3068 **You should have gone for the bed

[@apart-timeastronaut6530]

Oyeayea

[@MyMusiqman]

@@apart-timeastronaut6530 no

[@kingemmoden214]

Rewatching this video for the first time in years (crazy to imagine I subscribed 5 years ago) made me realise how expertly paced and edited it is. The use of music combined with the phrasing makes everything feel like a carefully calculated narrative rather than just a retelling on events on a videogame server

[@fortyonesix2028]

Tyranny: From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. *Takes out 32k bow* Truth is... *The Game Was Rigged From The Start*

[@hcarlin1]

Forty One Six bravo sir

[@superbox17R]

Forty One Six lel

[@howdoideletearecroomaccoun949]

*Oh no....*

[@krazysamurai]

what does 32k mean?

[@mikadofxx9030]

@@krazysamurai it means that the bow was enchanted with max enchant in Minecraft which is 32 thousand enchantment level. Bow like this have 32 thousand power.

[@xavierc12343]

Housemaster: how much for rights to that video? KZbin: it's not for sale Housemaster: how much for the whole company?

[@vintagerekt9143]

@Cătălin Ștefan hashana I'm dying while in real life ur just not doing anything

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

“Oh i’ll get that company”

[@spynyi]

1 dollar

[@wabbagabba]

998th like

[@catalinnic9356]

@Cătălin Ștefan Vezi că diacriticile te dau de gol.

[@yuuki6712]

My child: father what are you doing when you were 16 Me: I witnessed countless wars

[@JoshSweetvale]

Wars.

[@Lumegrin]

oooooooooooooooooooooop now i know ur age dont do dat

[@kitsandcatspurr]

@@Lumegrin from your comment, I can tell you're 7-10 years old

[@lauraashworth4602]

War... War never changes

[@-_--__---___----]

@@AgmaSquidGames grammar*

[@Fitzcarin404]

FitMC has the voice of a leader I swear, got me all emotional with a goddamn block game video.

[@inactivechannel420]

i dont even play 2b2t but im too invested in shit like this i get too interested

[@austin5222]

jim bob same

[@jlichty2128]

I’ve been researching the shit out of this server yet I’ve never even tried to join it yet

[@gogomouskuri821]

@@jlichty2128 what is the link? I want to Join

[@kingkksama5140]

Same

[@pastx7974]

Same and I don’t even play Minecraft

[@neverloggingout]

DRAMATIC VOICE: HIS ALT ACCOUNT G E O R G E B U S H 4 2 0

[@Suolain3n]

Lmao thanks for this. This made my day

[@neverloggingout]

17:40 btw

[@ItzFridayz]

Just imagine it being xXx420_quickscoper_69Xx

[@diamondtester5504]

Sentient bush is innocent yucky frog did 9/11

[@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019]

*noobmaster69*

[@MrCat-fy7bz]

Jesus Christ, this could legitimately be an HBO series.

[@robertsaget6918]

better than the end of Game of Thrones lol

[@saladbread8127]

No, It NEEDS TO BE.

[@TCP_dizzy-kf6rx]

Bruh i actually laughed

[@biglogie680]

ever seen red vs blue well this is better than that at least and it's on netflix so why not

[@bradybus2097]

Logan Armijo my friends tell me im grif

[@economicalgamer8187]

11:34 This feels like a scene from a very dramatic anime Climax When all hope is lost (for Jared) his friend who disappeared mistirously, finally comes back at the last seconds and helps Jared

[@GodSlayer-wk4rr]

Normal KZbin videos: Everything is normal and good FitMC youtube videos: grown men use the dark net to bomb things on a children's block game

[@VAArtemchuk]

Children are pests in Minecraft. It was never their game. Its for grownup sociophobes.

[@Overdrive1]

Its not a children's block game Its the block game

[@nanozeitalter]

Its not a children's block game. It is the new type of warfare for grown men.

[@flyhighskyguy9972]

Vsevolod Artemchuk the original audience was kids. Notch has admired it was designed for younger audiences and it was actually adopted by teenagers and much later adults. Grow up. It’s their game as much if not more than ours.

[@thatoneartist24]

Bruh it’s rated E for everyone

[@Niko-td7ll]

I just love how Fit said it so calmly at 9:15: "Jared came at me, but I killed him."

[@christiantrent1030]

He’s a man who’s fought many wars

[@philiptucker7590]

That’s called a soft flex

[@HueyHueii]

i like to think he unleashed ultra instinct while fighting him, so their fight was more of a footnote than an actual challenge

[@killerbug05]

@@philiptucker7590 it may have been a soft flex but it went hard, dude acted as if it was nothing, like passing a guy on the street or saying thank you to the cashier at a supermarket.

[@chungaplea3323]

Person on a team with unlimited power and perfect control of the server runs at him, gives the fight 4 words as he effortlessly goes on to massacre the entire team

[@moesalamander7012]

Imagine getting someone’s Email and Password and using it to gain access to their Minecraft account

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

EqZ Dolfix nah, thats alpha chad energy. You dont know what that is because youre a virgin

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

TripleJ ok fortnite kid

[@duckysderpyness]

@TripleJ Good job you got him fortnite b¡tch

[@quocvietophu1627]

Epic gamer moment

[@gnome8897]

@@GavinHTucker r/emojipolice PUT YO HANDS UP

[@RobbieWebster]

I’ve never played on 2b2t or any anarchy servers. I’m a Lego collector and love building. A new guy at my work told me about Minecraft and described it as a building with unlimited blocks. So I bought the game for PS3 and later PS4 and have enjoyed building ever since. A couple weeks back I stumbled across one of your videos and was amazed. I can’t believe the history and storytelling you cover in your videos. It’s truly fascinating even for a non-player like myself. I decided to comment today because this video knocked my socks off. So much drama, and once again... history. Phenomenal work sir!

[@scarymapping4262]

Man, you have only learned 10.26% of 2b2t history thanks for my calculations.

[@tonycharles3566]

Ew

[@TW-sh2un]

“Instead of being a place where edgy nerds would hang out, we turned it into a roleplay battlefield server.” Kinda sounds like that’s still a place where edgy nerds would hang out

[@pleasestop104]

T W yes but it’s said in a more nerdy way Nah jk Godspeed Fit

[@Pistolemaster]

Well, they wouldn’t be 4chan edgy nerds, just normal edgy nerds, which is a step up imo

[@syedbakhtiyar9457]

lolol

[@_racoon_7778]

"Edgy nerds " XD haha

[@erojerisiz1571]

Can't believe a game that was once berated as a child's game before fortnite was also a massive battlefield behind the scenes

[@servor3313]

Shut up weeb

[@valaquiz6851]

@@servor3313 normie

[@servor3313]

@@valaquiz6851 lol sit down beta I'm more of an anime og than this degenerate weeb

[@TheBiggestMoneyBoy]

Less a battlefield and more just edgy nerds taking a game too seriously

[@wyattaiken2488]

B 4 I’ve been waiting for someone to say this

[@seingam5625]

when you use the dark net just to grief a Minecraft server

[@sunshibe8811]

But what kind of server is this... With such a history and dramas, incursions, it isn't funny anymore.

[@Bryan-hl5si]

@@sunshibe8811 its just a server in a game with a ton of freedom. Welcome to the human condition. In a block game lmao

[@Bitlet_]

@@Bryan-hl5si you've got a point

[@RommekePommeke]

No one said a war had to be fair.

[@phoenixrider2774]

@@Bryan-hl5si LifeCraft: A Blocky World

[@samuelyeokaikiat4130]

The fact that he took down all 3 tyrants himself is actually impressive

[@jitzera1122]

Fit really has a talent for story telling huh he can make a trip to a bathroom sound like an epic war story

[@ki113rkkrclips9]

Fit: so there I was full bladder 20 ft and a wet floor I couldnt screw this up. I went into a full sprint when someone had tripped me oh no it was popbob. Luckily I was able to escape to my salvation! The bathroom. I hade made it I had won victory was finally mine.

[@schlumptt]

I woke up in a cold sweat, i felt a pressured feeling. Oh no, it was my bladder.

[@dysterotl]

it’s pretty annoying after the first time

[@yinnacle9885]

@@dysterotl stfu

[@mgpmisterk2322]

I love how popbob came in just to do one last meme and was never seen again Jared 2015: "yo popbob were playin tomorrow right?" popbob 2030: "for sure bro"

[@DankDope]

[MGP] Mister K jared2013 is popbob lol

[@klein2042]

Turtlebeachboy 47 Nah Popbob was part of tyranny. Either they asked him to fix it since he was out there anyway or he gave them the login for it

[@Redsage1122]

GL popbob is dead.

[@LJ-vo6no]

Moral of the story: Have different passwords for email and Minecraft

[@1tgb4yb25ub5ub]

Good job

[@goosle]

Me, using the same password for everything: *sweats in corner*

[@buhzs9663]

Oh no

[@buhzs9663]

@@goosle same

[@allstarbass7656]

Lololololol

[@Wi11power8-yt]

5 Years after originally watching and it and I still regularly view it. This video is iconic in so many ways it's incredible. gg's, fit

[@smugumin3448]

I love how it's so serious, like housemaster gets hacked, his account name... GEORGEBUSH420

[@potatogaming7044]

Hausemaster

[@smugumin3448]

@@potatogaming7044 allow me to apologise, moosehaster

[@k3nz1e73]

Smugumin I think fitz is just the coolest nerd

[@iniquous3465]

@@k3nz1e73 he is, he plays the *OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT*

[@gixxerthouk3345]

K3NZ1E Fitz is an Aussie youtuber, you mean fit

[@Cxntrxl]

I can remember the look on my face when I saw popbob log in for that last time. I didn’t know what was going on, I’d just heard there was commotion out in the far millions. I didn’t care, it couldn’t be that bad. Then I saw the message in chat that popbob had joined and I knew stuff was going down. You know that “why do I hear boss music” meme? Well, needless to say that was one of the things I saw.

[@arkusdoesstuff901]

Yep all I saw was popbob joined the game and I froze and got killed by an end Crystal

[@VillagerFilm]

@@arkusdoesstuff901 That bruh moment when you are killed by end crystals before they existed

[@arkusdoesstuff901]

@@VillagerFilm end crystals weren't craftable but they did exist duping them was still an option dingus

[@VillagerFilm]

@@arkusdoesstuff901 I was kidding, I meant the chances are so rare just because barely anyone even had the ability to use them because they didnt exist as an item yet, so it's a bruh moment.

[@mmgmismas]

So why PopBob joined? And how was possible he was near bed chain?

[@cometbot7741]

This guy narrates minecraft like it’s a war story, and I love it

[@doomiscoollol]

Yea

[@Jonslau]

Yea boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@trashboat-jj9x]

Karen: *Interesting*

[@kyynus3128]

@@trashboat-jj9x What?

[@kyynus3128]

@@SuperCatMan- oh okay thanks

[@CountGremlin]

"It's just a block game" Yet the history, culture and drama feels so real. Thank you for the videos

[@amongushalal7975]

No its just larp bro 💀💀 Trust me I played on 2b2t for 18 months and Fits videos are kostly just larp

[@madghostek3026]

Because of youtube's auto captions trying to recognise 2b2t I was laughing so hard *Timmy Tootie*

[@robinanna5531]

To be two tea

TV duty

[@julieannfrandsen]

- 2d -

[@DeathlyLight]

too bee too tee is the best minecraft server

[@RainytheNB]

tubing to tea. yeah i was laughing so hard

[@juiceboxknight7627]

This isn’t just Minecraft anymore. it’s the Official Minecraft story mode.

[@comradedyatlov2010]

The 刀丹尺KれモSS Yeah its so dramatic and very interesting imagine a film of minecraft about 2b2t drama and how shit went doen

[@gkiro905]

2b2t :the gods land

[@dearil8007]

It is true.

[@Sod1ePop]

wait is minecraft story mode about this or is it a joke, I can't remember the plot.

[@HassanKhan-ck5gq]

2b2t has much better lore and history than any fictional books and anime like wow, I would watch a TV series or movies made on it like wow it's so entertaining

[@DansOtherClone]

I found this channel a couple of days ago. I'd been binge watching so many 2b2t base explorations, lore, and other such videos at home, at work, at night, etc. Even before watching this video, I loved the story of the server. It offered heroes, villains, artifacts, incredible cities from olden times, and so much more. But listening to this tops everything. This is a cinematic experience, with corrupted empowerment, betrayal, loss, and a sense of finality, beaten by what was seemingly a miracle. The fact that you've been in silence about the true events of 2b2t for so long astounds me. Thank you for making these videos, you've earned yourself a new sub.

[@st1ngplays]

Dan, never expected to see you here. 2b2t is whack.

[@DansOtherClone]

Oh, I wasn't expecting someone to see me here, lol. 2b2t is pretty cool though.

[@st1ngplays]

@@DansOtherClone I always enjoy finding people with no relevance to the content that they're watching lol. There's a guy that goes by the name of CalC1 [Edit: SalC1, not Cal] who also does (er, used to do) history of 2B2T in short, well explained videos. I think you would enjoy them. They're short watches, with all of his videos totaling probably about 1 hour of watching. P.S.: Your Smii7y compilations are some of the best I've ever seen, the time and dedication is extremely evident and you should be very proud.

[@DansOtherClone]

I might go check him out, that sounds pretty good. P.S.: Thank you, that really means a lot! It's amazing to see how far it's gone, lol.

[@raviolipie8052]

Dan's Other Clone lol same

[@kelpfaced]

i literally watch his videos with popcorn and soda, fit's such a good storyteller. he can make block game lore seem like lord of the rings

[@ghastify7804]

who else dosnt even play 2b2t but loves the history

[@kingen5093]

🙋‍♂️

[@realwhigmaster]

🙋‍♂️ Edit: damn the comments are full

[@bingkoirekt5057]

E

[@maskaradebannana6925]

First time on today but never before

[@MrHixt]

yes

[@stefanm.734]

"War is the business that keeps 2B2T alive." Every day 2B2T is sounding more and more like human society in a nutshell.

[@SaltyPeanut]

Sounds like something someone would say in MGS

[@bobkys7916]

@@SaltyPeanut Like the good ol' days after 9/11!

[@wingedstar7476]

Ik I’m late, but I really feel like these events could create a literal movie

[@peshal0]

It already became

[@kkevan4138]

@@peshal0 for real? where

[@peshal0]

@@kkevan4138 in the vast voids of my thinking 😁

[@sirmaru1610]

Ikr

[@Balibali418]

tbh, yeah, this server is just really that crazy [If MC:Story Mode was based off of these events, it would have been better than the real game, lol].

[@ivyiesplace]

fit just casually talking about how he murdered what is possibly the most powerful group singlehandedly just cracks me up

[@mechspace]

Popbob: * enters the server and reconnects the bed chain * Popbob 2 minutes later: aight im bouta head out

[@trows-bridgedale-brush2963]

It wasn't popbob, if I had to guess. I bet his account was one of the hacked

[@explosiongames11]

@@trows-bridgedale-brush2963 why would it not be popbob, he was part of tyrannny.

[@trows-bridgedale-brush2963]

@@explosiongames11 that's a fair point. It's just odd that he would disappear for a good while and then suddenly reappear just for this.

[@dogz7506]

Trows-Bridge Dale-Brush They probably planned it in the beginning

[@booates]

@@trows-bridgedale-brush2963 he was probably just using an alt when he wasnt on popbob

[@benjicranmer9932]

"By killing them...we're actually embracing them" _Settle down there Thanos_

[@alextrickey4751]

380 likes and I’m the first comment

[@brianlee4359]

440 likes and I’m the second comment

[@SunnyXYZ]

517 likes and I'm the third comment

[@miksxd]

643 likes and I'm the fifth comment

[@theepiccrimson5335]

you can literally hear the extreme amount of anger in fit's voice

[@TheeKittyPie]

"It was about to die, it was literally about to die.." Me: [suddenly choked up]

[@TK0_23_]

Drama . Intrigue. Betrayal. Corruption. I swear there is enough here for a movie. Incredible job Fit. You are a damn fine story teller.

[@dichotomae]

When FitMC goes on 2b2t: is the only one online When I try to go on 2b2t: position in queue 4235

[@melbournemeliodas215]

What's usually the limit of 2b2t's server?

[@ninjin1749]

He does have priority queue

[@fvrlit]

Melbourne Meliodas 500+

[@melbournemeliodas215]

@@fvrlit Can't it upgrade?

[@dichotomae]

it's okay everyone...you guys can stop telling me he has priority queue..as you can see i have been told this already..thanks..

[@kanyeeast8450]

So, Fit was literally at almost every cornerstone event in 2b2t’s history. He literally saved 2b2t. Bruh. Edit: Saved with others.

[@thecoolnerdplaysvr5674]

Fit is like the dude that was at the wrong place at the wrong time but iy always worked for him

[@minecraftsteve1593]

sean smith iy?

[@Glados1080]

@@minecraftsteve1593 never seen a spelling error before?

[@royzhao6537]

If it wasn't Fit's style of storytelling, it would sound like a bunch of 40 year old virgins fighting each other online.

[@KQ465]

Roy Zhao it's because it is a bunch of grown adults fighting each other online

[@Coolguy-mk7hg]

Copied comment , what a loser for someone calling others virgins

[@TheSkytherMod]

@@Coolguy-mk7hg No, most losers are virgins.

[@jovannigaming3405]

@@erseshe click on his profile he copied the exact same comment every video

[@Willzb-xk4ew]

@@jovannigaming3405 lord almighty I didnt expect that.

[@Cannotdophantom]

Bro I remember logging on to 2b2t a while ago once, building a dirt hut and then dipping for a few years

[@crusaderkaiser2000]

This is really cool, I can't believe a Minecraft server has a political scheme.

[@AceRasputin]

CrusaderKaiser You should see EVE Online lol

[@crusaderkaiser2000]

Caleb Pelethite Oh yeah I've seen it, its nuts.

[@crusaderkaiser2000]

Benoit Horeau, yeah thats what surprised me so much. While Eve online has more large events that take in real time you would never expect it from a Minecraft game.

[@TheJesterCW]

I love how it's almost a micro earth, with political skirmishes, wars, and communities that end up getting destroyed.

[@ethpling165]

CrusaderKaiser In a community I’m in, our community has had attempted overthrows at least 3 times

[@Medaumplay3]

"Rusher saved 2b2t" There's a top 10 anime plot twists, and this is numbers 1 through 5

[@amethsys]

_yes_

[@drasticmeasures3493]

LOL 69 likes

[@Medaumplay3]

@@drasticmeasures3493 Nice

[@man-qx2lx]

@@amethsys your name is sread

[@theangrytring5783]

i thought it was russia

[@sacred5492]

"THE NIGHTMARE HAS BECAME A REALITY. WHEN IT WAS REVELEAD THAT ONE OF HOUSEMASTER'S ACCOUNTS, *GEORGEBUSH420* HAS BEEN HACKED" IM WHEEZING

[@steubing1]

Without a doubt the best part of the entire video

[@nojustno4209]

but that’s it for today’s block game drama

[@Nikita_1912]

17:33

[@yoboikamil525]

GEORGE BUSH 420

[@friedrich9987]

Why the caps lock