2D Platformer Roulette, featuring President Gerald Ford (VOD)

[@AlaricXIII]

This really fits Gerald Ford. Comes in halfway through while the guy in charge denies criminal activity then is not brought back after his time is done.

[@lynquid]

But what would the criminal activity be, that Doug denied? xD

[@postaldude6090]

Being criminally bad at 2d platformers

[@smokestack_lightning_999]

He lied to the public about his 2D platformer skills and actively rigged the bets. Rigging bets goes beyond the house always winning, into criminal activity. Impeach Doug so president Ford can assume their role.

[@bemybff205]

Just realized that if Doug writes off anything he wears on stream, that means he 100% wrote off the bunny suit, meaning that the government literally bought Doug's bunny suit.

[@djhokage1]

It means he didn't pay tax on the bunny suit

[@SuprSBG]

@@djhokage1untaxed rabbits

[@jamesdessent5984]

Bunny suits are massively taxed to try and discourage individuals from buying them if they don't need them for work, meaning the government basically paid for it

[@Mephora]

​@@djhokage1 the amount of taxes that he didn't have to pay due to write offs is probably worth hundreds of bunny suits. /// We deserve more bunny suits

[@kelseybarton]

i don’t think you understand how write offs work

[@h.w.6563]

A new twist on the AI idea: Implement a system where viewers can write the name of the AI they want to adress in their message e.g "[GERALT FORD] Hello mr. President ..." and the system chooses the correct picture, voice and character for the answer. Since you have already written the different AI's, it'd just be an exercise in combining them. Quick 5 minute coding adventure, in and out.

[@solomonchild3398]

Agreed. 5 min tops

[@thearkmecha4637]

he kinda has that now

[@h.w.6563]

@@thearkmecha4637 True. Well, sometimes at least ;)

[@joltkip7079]

Gerald Ford begins at 3:30:51

[@noahtaylor1721]

The time stamp we needed

[@Violet_Knight]

And ends at 5:11:27

[@likeapro4242]

This comment is fantastic out of context

[@GZilla311]

Thank you. It’s why I looked for this.

[@keixsy]

it properly begins at 2:49:00 ish though

[@aeon.starch]

You have no idea how confused I was when I woke up to Gerald Ford talking about the XD program

[@MegAmi24]

This stream will go down in history as that one time Doug was almost actually good at a 2D platformer before he fumbled and ruined everything

[@CaitlinMagness]

Doug is shockingly good at Getting Over It

[@SpaceMissile]

no kidding! he actually makes it look easy.

[@livingcheese2910]

I also would argue that the game is a 2D platformer. But since Doug disagrees with it, it means he still isn't good at 2D platformer. His own words betrayed him.

[@thoop6795]

Ok I saw the game back when it was popular, thought it looked easy, downloaded it, and then beat the game in 3 hours, then beat it 50 times for the golden pot. It really isnt that hard. Just set mouse sensitivity high, and just swing the mouse its actually so easy.

[@olive4200]

@@thoop6795 i've never played it, i'm going to take your word for it and boast to everyone about how easy it is

[@MrLucky5001]

it's so funny to see Doug get progressively more annoyed every time the XD program is mentioned

[@AltimeterAlligator]

Gerald Ford's two paragraph response to someone saying, "hi," is wonderful.

[@peterpupe8352]

For people slightly photo-sensitive: between 50:10 and 1:16:47 hes playing a game you might want to skip. Hes making a joke about it, but it hit me quite hard and i had to skip it.

[@anderbrightwood1259]

he ends up playing it for a few minutes again so if you want to skip it entirely, maybe 1:26:10 might be better? Idk

[@Narfwak]

It's oddly fitting that Doug got One Guy'd so hard he made a GeraldFordGPT while he was supposed to be playing a Jerma game.

[@SaerBear5]

This is why I watch DougDoug. Where else can you watch someone play a 2D platformer, layered over with music from a different video game, layered over with a screaming ad for Zorbees, layered over with an alarm yelling WEE WOO WEE WOO, layered over with an AI of President Gerald Ford answering questions poggies? Literally nowhere else.

[@SWISS-1337]

This was amazing. Gerald Ford sounds like he's not only an AI, but that his soul got stuck into said AI and that he hates everything about it. Like a nightmare for him where he has to address the US public and convince them that these terribly illogical programmes needs to be done, whilst also knowing how stupid they are.

[@hughmccabe3385]

So, basically the Whip Inflation Now (WIN) Campaign?

[@DDSmols]

4:11:52 The essence of America in one long sound.

[@ProfessorBuge]

'Gheeeeeaaahhhgh blorbasananna (in italian accent) AAAEEERRRREEGHHHEA (FNAF jumpscare) aannnaoooouuuhhhh wewu ptaah' - My best transcription for 2am, also sound by Gorld Ford o7

[@jakflasdick]

came looking for this, thank you!!!!

[@LibertyTroopers]

*RIP Gerald Ford, my president.* 🥀 I am uncontrollably crying after they turned off the cameras and shot him in the stomach. 😭

[@ProfessorBuge]

*Stomach hole, which was pre-existing

[@ronanmchugh2253]

The XD program sounds like a pyramid scheme that Gerald has put himself deep into debt pursuing

[@isaac10231]

Doug should unironically just do a business 101 steam answering questions from viewers.

[@brandonschnacker1854]

He did with his brother

[@isaac10231]

@@brandonschnacker1854 link?

[@solomonchild3398]

​@@isaac10231 search for dougdougdoug stream creator of Stanley parable.

[@smokestack_lightning_999]

The Stanley parable stream was more about game design. A business stream with Doug and Parkzer that discusses topics like taxes would be hilarious.

[@CartyCreative]

Ford GPT is my new favorite AI of Dougs. Hearing his concern for chat's insane problems and developing an action plan around it is hilarious

[@Janti0607]

“You think I pay my employees?” -dougdoug, 2023

[@ItsJustKay3141]

There is no context missing from this

[@LootGoblinPenny]

Gerald Ford GPT was the MOST unified chat has ever been with a 93% vote in favour.

[@SpaceMissile]

1:10:53 was sooooooo sync'd up. it was perfect also this song/game is super cool. i may have to try that

[@name-equals-theLucidLibrarian]

Yeah lol

[@pcblite7203]

1:16:46 fucking cackling at his 'eh?' after he beats it what a chad move to immediately open the poll asking if he were good at 2d platformers, and an even more chad move that chat immediately voted no

[@CaitlinMagness]

Truly the most unique stream of all time

[@9000ethanator]

I put this on before going to sleep and then woke up to a ballad and seeing Doug drag an urn on screen while saluting

[@ApexBrachydios]

I love how I can see a title and thumbnail like this one and just be like "oh yeah, that one"

[@silvervader9782]

I can’t imagine how strange the title is to someone who didn’t watch the vod until now.

[@noahtaylor1721]

As someone who hasn’t watched the vod yet, I’m extremely confused as to why Doug is playing 2D platformers.

[@Leviirus2]

Not really, it's doug doug, nothing surprises us anymore

[@Marvin-jk9jx]

3:30:48 🐝 the bees 3:49:42 the declaration of yeet

[@Princeps32]

ok being fair that was a fucking impressive first run in Getting Over It.

[@isaac10231]

This highlights just how insanely more powerful GPT-4 is compared to GPT-3.

[@isaac10231]

4:49:14

[@CaitlinMagness]

@@isaac10231 that time stamp was absolutely incredible

[@simbachvazo6530]

I am so glad we elected this man to the vice-presidency.

[@SteltekOne]

Having played Super Hexagon (on PC), and gotten stuck on the same level as you were on for a while, I have to admit that you are pretty darn good at that game, especially considering you played it with Chat in your ears! Thanks for reminding me how addicting it is too! "One more!" Oh, and 1:15:12 is genius! (It's definitely watcheable to people who've played it, but I also know plenty of people who cannot stomach even 5 seconds of its spinning.)

[@dextreja3088]

It was actually really infuriating when Doug almost beat the hexagon game but got distracted by the irrelevant tts, which is weird because I was doubting

[@nikolozgilles]

Gerald Ford remixes the declaration of independence: 3:49:32

[@Gilvala]

when, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one squad to *yeet* the political bands which have connected them with another… 🤣

[@luberon9072]

Rest in peace Gorld Ford

[@SpaceMissile]

35:38 - man that astral chain song is _soooo good._ every time I hear it, it just gets me going. same with the guilty gear (excuse me, i meant giraffe) song 1:37:00

[@GHOST_TOWN2100]

Gerald Ford is first mentioned at 2:49:47

[@Mulakulu]

You dare accuse twitch chat of misusing the wee woo, when you are the one misusing it. It literally means "Something is wrong!" and you didn't even check!!

[@cub_q]

The chats reaction while unique chat mode was being enabled 😂

[@derpycat9230]

4:49:27 ok but why is that actually pretty good advice

[@sexmansex4776]

fortnite battle pass

[@TheSandboxMaster]

I was here for the stream, absolutely wild.

[@IceFire9yt]

That Getting Over It Performance is legitimately legendary. POG

[@toddgorny1148]

Doug is the Gerald Ford of 2D Platformers

[@saffronsolos7699]

Gameplay actually begins 24:57

[@campbellsnoodlesoup3557]

Thank youuuuuu

[@Benpurple4]

To the legend who continued my pilgrimage of asking Doug to play N++ and actually succeeded; I THANK YOU, with teary eyes I thank you legend among legends. I was in the top 10 leaderboards of N+ on xbox 17+ years ago and was desperate to see Doug play something so important to my youthful self. Can't wait to see how he goes.

[@loganjones1252]

the worst thing is that the things Ai Gerald Ford said sound exactly like the kinda shit Boris Johnson said daily in his time leading the UK, yet somehow the Ai was easier to understand.

[@sydious_s_snake]

I now want to get into pottery in the hopes to help produce the certified Dougdoug RGB urns

[@RedYDG]

You know at first I wasn't confident that Doug would conquer this plight. I'm also still not confident he can conquer this plight, but at least he has a President Gerald Ford AI to offer words of encouragement through the Plight Perseverance Program, or PPP. It's a subprogram based off the framework put in place by the XD Initiative.

[@Eevee860]

The us defense budget is 877 billion dollars, 40 percent of that is 350.8 billion dollars, towards golden honey beekeeper suits

[@BetterCaulipowerSall-vq9yn]

stream does not start at 01:56:08

[@b.a.m.4135]

I'm laughing so hard a Ford saying "oogabooga"

[@likeapro4242]

3:33:49 Didn’t know DougDoug stood for the D in Gol D. Roger

[@MrGeneralHeavy]

3:51:10 Hearing Gerald Ford saying that "we the peeps" have the aptitude to yeet eldritch beings into the abyss is just.....its something

[@ssfbob456]

Doug should make a wheel that he spins at the beginning of every stream that determines which dead president he ressurects for his stream.

[@Zofi_Gaming]

@2:47:50 Doug broke streamer rule #4939. Never do math on stream, it always ends in tears.

[@Loderyod]

Anyone knows how Dug rigged the final poll so flawlessly?

[@SpaceMissile]

Doug reciting the Zorbeez ad was funnier to me than I think it should've been. 😅

[@yellow6409]

1:15:44 i laughed so hard with this TTS message omfg

[@napioor]

The ultimate test if he's actually good at 2D platformers would be the Lion King game

[@ssfbob456]

That and Aladdin are the final exam.

[@immortalsun]

3:57:47 Gerald Ford suddenly becomes Liam Neeson for a brief second!

[@rm_steele]

hexagonal and urnpilled

[@rm_steele]

@@trayluvet7070 HEXAGONAL AND URNPILLED

[@ashleyberkowitz8772]

The way that people fail to understand how taxes work is unreasonably funny to me

[@immortalsun]

17:41 ‘Probably a shorter-ish stream today’ Turns out to be 5+ hours!

[@Pizzawarrior96]

4:32:16 is still my favourite Gerald Ford speech

[@venomherlet2825]

"FLASHING!!!! URGENT" means a whole different thing on Twitch than it would anywhere else O.O You know, strangely the longer I watched you play Ultra (Hexagon?) the easier it got on my eyes and I was better able to track your movements. Still, I wouldn't be able to last 10 seconds in the game. If you want the ultimate 2D challenge, play Rayman 1.

[@brandtheman92]

All the back alley kidney stealing giving me “Repo: The Genetic Opera” PTSD XD

[@dempshie]

I'm not gonna watch this yet but what in the hell does Gerald Ford have to do with platformer roulette? Man really has strayed to far from the light of God and found the fires in hell. 10/10 fantastic video

[@jglaab]

I'm at 2:20:00 and I am fascinated to see how president Gerald R Ford enters to stream

[@likeapro4242]

Here’s my non-spoiler answer: tax evasion via t-shirts

[@jglaab]

@@likeapro4242 before watching, this would have been incomprehensible. After watching, this makes perfect and logical sense

[@likeapro4242]

@@jglaab the classic DougDoug conundrum

[@datkirby_]

3:49:41 That's MY president, and I mean that quite literally lmao

[@McBehrer]

34:05 that's funny because the survey you posted said

[@CartyCreative]

It’s shocking how many people don’t realize when Doug is joking. He knows what ripping ass means. C’mon chat hahah

[@olive4200]

i think everyone insisting on correcting him is also part of the bit

[@immortalsun]

1:10:55 I love how the TTS message’s in sync with the music!

[@krns1695]

President Ford featuring dog and chat

[@nikolozgilles]

doug starts setting up Gerald Ford 3:12:10

[@BerryLovesBugs]

4:49:13 - Speech of a lifetime

[@immortalsun]

I hope Doug actually does the gold thing this year. Only two months left! Gotta hold him to his word!

[@Gamersgoinblind]

I hope next time I can catch this or get someone to recommend Default Dan or Eryi's action or bloody trapland

[@voxlvalyx]

"gaaaaeeeeuh blorbasanamna. AAAEEEEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaooo. Oooooooughb..... duuuh" - Gerald Forbes

[@lgrayson95]

Currently watching this on the USS Gerald R. Ford, feeling as patriotic as ever to be on a fine war vessel dedicated to such an established man of valor, integrity, and tax fraud.

[@SaabEJ]

The unique chat feature kept deleting my message ONLY when I said something unique lmao

[@fr0stko999]

@DougDougDougDoug 2:20:08 Coach from One Tree Hill shirts would be perfect tbh.

[@KatBambi]

I unironically use XD to show emotion in text almost exclusively

[@rose.loves.1]

Same XD

[@cheesebanana6502]

best tax evasion tutorial ever

[@dicedmeat7857]

trying to find when the ashes bit starts

[@underscorePika]

N++! i remember this game! back on xbox 360's free trials! I want to get it again, it was so fun :)

[@kyleb8117]

G Ford saying home remedies for hair will not get to the *root* of the issue. THAT'S MY PRESIDENT!

[@TreesPlease42]

Paper towns, paper people, little boxes

[@mrboberson7424]

We need more of doug explaining the US tax system. I'm learning! I also might be arrested next April.

[@chadflores2749]

That's my president

[@pixelbiz4352]

Ok but Doug is actually cracked at getting over it.

[@robolegg8026]

Ive wanted doug to play vvvvvv for so long and it finally happened 🎉

[@him_That_is_me]

i can't be alone in thinking that t-shirts with the text "i solve problems no one has" "DEATH = DELETE" "don't say "like"" "i survived walmart" "proud believer" "a gang rules" "z gang rules" "all hail early gang" would sell well doug really needs to learn about delegation

[@rose.loves.1]

You said ike. Dumbass. /j

[@immortalsun]

The music in that hexagon game was fucking hype

[@saadbois]

gameplay starts at 30:00

[@existenceisrelative]

Thank you!

[@vcreativeart16]

Thank you!

[@aarohalme1020]

33:00 somehow didn't think of that either.

[@Halosrighthand]

I sincerely hope the rip ass thing was an in joke and Doug doesn't actually think it means something other than fart

[@quadratoric]

What do you mean? Rip ass has nothing to do with farting.

[@patrikvajgel240]

Gameplay starts at 12:47

[@CaptainW_rCrimes]

“News just in! Mr dog doug has been arrested for tax fraud!”

[@kestrelynn]

My fellow Americans, XD pursues a bold endeavour of our nation, deems it most poggers to remaster the declaration of independence, blending the totes lit language of Gen Z with the beauty of Shakespear's time. Herein we commence. When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one squad to YEET the political bands that have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the Earth, the swaggy separate station to which the laws of nature and of nature's BAE, the great eldritch being doth entitle them. We hold these truths to be self evident that all beings are created extra, embued with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, the pursuit of litness, and protection from the terrifying, mysterious, eldritch being that hunts us down most murderously. As we gather and embrace the XD program, let it be known that we, the peeps, with the power of our most woke dudes, have the aptitude to yeet this eldritch being into the abyss, securing our future and the pursuit of poggies. We shall stand united for the voice of Gen Z shall harmonise with the grandiosity of Shakespearean pros, creating a tapestry of language that maketh our declaration of independence lit af, and a solace from the darkness the eldritch horror bringth upon us. In our pursuit of liberty, youth and justice, the XD program will propell our great nation to a unique and commendable place in history, and together we shall triumph. Poggies.

[@cyberpigeon]

"blocked sex-related term: Fart"

[@FirstLast-wk3kc]

Damn, when i know that i was there it feels so better. Wow. Well, then... I m gonna advise you YT viewers to repeat my path and get to his twitch. Also i ve already have 10k+ channel points by just watching a few streams. And by 25-75k's you can make the laughter sound, congratulations or else. Which might make a great moment if timing is good! Might feel awesome, i think. So, aye i m advertising daug to faug fans because i love him

[@ProfessorBuge]

Daug to Faug is the best

[@FirstLast-wk3kc]

@@ProfessorBuge lol

[@FirstLast-wk3kc]

@@ProfessorBuge now I won't change it