Jerma makes a good point that it would be fucking insane to look out the window and see your delivery driver sprinting towards your location, but considering what happened moments later, I'd like to add that it's equally insane to look out your window and see your delivery driver coming towards you in a god damn limo with his own chauffeur.
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's no wonder he tipped $1 like imagine how much of a flamboyant asshole of a pizza delivery guy someone would have to be to be LATE just to subtle flex his limo and chauffeur lmao that would ruin my week
@TTVArgusGuy2 жыл бұрын
why did you write this like you were being graded on it
@DarthFox2 жыл бұрын
@@TTVArgusGuy He can't afford to fail Jermology again this semester
@redvelvett222 жыл бұрын
@@TTVArgusGuy this mans really saw the words "equally" and "chauffeur" and thought it was too unrealistic to put into a youtube comment.
@chefduke37192 жыл бұрын
@@TTVArgusGuy because he's on the spectrum
@wretch13002 жыл бұрын
"Nobody had fun playing this machine" *Hits the fucking jackpot* "WHOAAAAA"
@Xzeihoranth2 жыл бұрын
When he said 'I've never seen anyone having fun playing this game', I was expecting a supercut of the next 3 hours of the stream where he played nothing BUT this game.
@zyriantel96012 жыл бұрын
I rather like the imagery of a delivery boy just hauling ass up to my house, frantically waving my order around and screaming, "PLEASE COME AND TAKE THIS, I'M GONNA FUCKING PASS OUT"
@mikudayo97582 жыл бұрын
every day the list of jerma's weird, extremely specific sensory issues grows
@kiryukazuma80892 жыл бұрын
Issues? You mean quirky quirks?
@fairyvi40142 жыл бұрын
i have the same one about hitting or shooting at small things makes me wanna puke and i thought everyone was like that 🤨🤨
@lilwyvern42 жыл бұрын
@@fairyvi4014 Good to know it's not just me. I figured it's because I just have shit hand-eye coordination. Ironically, I actually quite like golf for some reason.
@humanure02 жыл бұрын
and i find myself agreeing and relating to each and every one. seriously though he needs to see a doctor to get diagnosed
@Chocolate83Bunny2 жыл бұрын
@@humanure0 he has adhd and he knows it he just doesn't bring it up often
@DiscoBallGaming2 жыл бұрын
The backlog is getting shorter, thank goodness. It's nice rewatching these because I don't actually know what the best parts are until these come out
@Mr.SpicyIce2 жыл бұрын
The backlog never runs out. Eventually Jerma or a member of the community or even I will make a video about when he said the R word in his first ever video. There are actual controversies connected to jerma that are never talked about because they're so obscure. Jerma funnies never run out. There are still many backlogs of old Sunday morning streams that he's done. He's a goof ball that's connected to many past events and projects.
@ddqwf2 жыл бұрын
so true his entire stream is a treat, so these are like the cherries and cream
@Helskorn2 жыл бұрын
Today is a good day for the Jerma Cinematic Universe
@Mozay3D2 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.SpicyIce This comment was such a strange ride
@Mr.SpicyIce2 жыл бұрын
@@Mozay3D he's a good fella that I've been watching since 2013
@Appleguy2 жыл бұрын
insert obligatory "when Jerma plays mini golf it's just called golf" comment here
@connordarvall84822 жыл бұрын
The longer he spent in the arcade, the more I found myself agreeing with everything he was saying in this video. Bad omens aside, I just realised that the ball drop is just a roulette wheel for kids. Maybe casinos are just arcades where you can legally sell your clientelle alcohol.
@edibleturd2 жыл бұрын
the nearest real arcade to me serves alchohol. turns out that being able to buy a 20$ wristband and play all the games you want for the rest of the day attracts mostly college students. real arcade because all of the "arcades" within less than a two hour drive are just casinos wearing the name like a skinwalker trying to avoid anti-gambling laws. so i guess the difference is whether or not they want to be prosecuted in a court of law?
@obeseperson2 жыл бұрын
I read that comment in Max Payne voice
@ChimboFunk2 жыл бұрын
There is actually a strategy for ball drop where if you line up the top of the jackpot with the top left screw of the machine it always lands in the jackpot
@twatsuckler7968 Жыл бұрын
Thats what ive been fucking saying since I was 9
@albertskoften1452 Жыл бұрын
The difference is that at Chuck E. Cheese, you exchange your tickets for elastic bands, instead of cash that you probably would have spent on elastic bands anyway.
@epic-a2 жыл бұрын
Whoever took time to caption this, thank you. No words are enough to express my gratitude.
@ErasmusMagnusR2 жыл бұрын
Happy to oblige
@antipsychotic4512 жыл бұрын
@@ErasmusMagnusR Did they bring back community-added captions, or were you just the editor? Great work either way, captions are always appreciated.
@ErasmusMagnusR2 жыл бұрын
@@antipsychotic451 I'm the official subtitle manager for Jerma. KZbin hasn't brought back community captions, but I'm accepting subtitles from the community.
@POZsquadHSG2 жыл бұрын
@@ErasmusMagnusR Actually, it's me. You guys can thank me. Happy to oblige.
@ErasmusMagnusR2 жыл бұрын
@@POZsquadHSG If you're going to lie, at least make it a good one.
@lamergamer82112 жыл бұрын
How does jerma find the most accurate and specific movie clips every single time. It’s almost like he made them specifically for this which sounds like something he would do
@univalvefoilstrong11842 жыл бұрын
More like he's so unhinged that his editors can find clips every time.
@Mozay3D2 жыл бұрын
Jack Clishem clenching his jaw rn
@the_bearded_engi51792 жыл бұрын
Jerma IS a movie character
@jeanmouloude2 жыл бұрын
You think the streams arent scripted ? Lol
@tony1boss162 жыл бұрын
@@jeanmouloude The entirety of history has been scripted by Jerma and we’re just getting to the climax
@saberfromfate2 жыл бұрын
these subtitles are really good big ups subtitler
@ErasmusMagnusR2 жыл бұрын
Thank you kindly!
@NonTwinBrothers2 жыл бұрын
Wait Jerma videos have subtitles now?
@ErasmusMagnusR2 жыл бұрын
@@NonTwinBrothers You bet: kzbin.info/aero/PLCK_Hwh3LTgFGDDmVaQTx6mcFE3s0s8nI
@amr1t_2 жыл бұрын
@@ErasmusMagnusR no, thank you!!
@williamdunbar28022 жыл бұрын
If jerma rented out Fenway Park for a day to do a extreme mini golf course, then I’d drop everything to go and see it
@ramunefur_r_25962 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with all these uploads, obsessed with watching them and ignoring all my responsibilities 🤩💥
@nostalgia_junkie2 жыл бұрын
take the trash out ya bum
@iownswag20082 жыл бұрын
real and true
@catherinecab2 жыл бұрын
holey moley they're literally me
@SirPoopertIII2 жыл бұрын
Real
@goblinoide2 жыл бұрын
stinky?
@imBailout2 жыл бұрын
11:23 (Steph Curry on screen) “Is that Bam Margera?”
@Triadicarp2 жыл бұрын
Funniest part of the stream 🤣
@Pooperofscoppers2 жыл бұрын
thank you
@youNevada2 жыл бұрын
Who ever jerma's editor is i love them, they just make my day when they make such good smooth edits with simplicity. its great. + the more uploads right now are making my days a whole lot less boring since my pc is just downed right now. thank you.
@benjibutt57962 жыл бұрын
This channel employs a few editors. Also, you can see who edited it in the video description. Just to let you know
@Bleuf09632 жыл бұрын
what kind of maniac says "what's happening?" when they're confused where to go
@purplefanta71422 жыл бұрын
Jerma obviously doesnt know about the "GET IN THE HOLE" guys. My dad used to roll on the ground laughing at people yelling GET IN THE HOLE when it first started up.
@pokemnfan12 жыл бұрын
Jerma will play the cheapest asset flip game you've ever seen and complain that he's not having fun
@gabeitch9142 Жыл бұрын
Don’t disrespect coin game
@mikeschmidt46242 жыл бұрын
8:55 Jerma is just upset that he isn’t playing baseball for the Red Sox
@Mikeyorr2 жыл бұрын
Mike
@bigbubble42822 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the inevitable golf stream.
@deedee-yf6yn2 жыл бұрын
This is great. Now lets see Paul Allen’s mini golf.
@Darksaber2682 жыл бұрын
i had fun playing the ball dropper game last year when I won the jackpot but I guess it's harder when you aren't tall enough to see over the button
@HardBloodNelza2 жыл бұрын
Insane man lets a game of mini golf decide what he eats for dinner
@vaguely_boring2 жыл бұрын
The best part about the golf bit is that jerma could probably fund it by selling tickets to subscribers.
@lighteningpest87842 жыл бұрын
i used to lay my face on our air hockey table as a kid and i can confirm it feels fucking amazing
@CrispyGFX2 жыл бұрын
10:05 "imagine a stadium for golf" George highlights from the Waste Management Phoenix Open in Arizona. You'll get plenty of beer chuggers there.
@GarlicDogDOTA2 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking. There’s that one hole (16 i think?) where it gets truly insanely loud
@o_ber2 жыл бұрын
i appreciate the captions
@ErasmusMagnusR2 жыл бұрын
Happy to help
@dubstepwalrus2 жыл бұрын
glad to see you're uploading more often maybe soon you'll find the main channel password
@jeremytitus95192 жыл бұрын
Still hanging out for Castle Griffinsteed II.
@BurgerDan2 жыл бұрын
Man I JUST rewatched the coin game stream videos and now there's a new one
@testedhawk2 жыл бұрын
I love how Jerma has fully embraced that he's a complete fucking psychopath and has lost all restraint over his jokes and gags
@ajdude92 жыл бұрын
PSYCHOTIC streamer bursts into ARCADE, BARRELS SOMEONE OVER and proceeds to BEAT THEM TO DEATH for inconveniencing him. Can nobody stop this madman?
@tyvb2 жыл бұрын
Out of all things, I'm the most angry that Jerma got to make an Aggro Crag reference. I've never been so god damn jealous.
@VorpalStorm Жыл бұрын
Jerma speedran being a new gig delivery driver.
@fall2nd2692 жыл бұрын
“No chat I will not go back to the organ game”
@cushmangt9 ай бұрын
Jerma's mcdonalds guy impression is priceless
@lamergamer82112 жыл бұрын
Jerma is gaining the new title of this crazy expensive shit and I’m down
@freakinggenius57102 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the subtitles, now I can fully understand what he's saying
@ErasmusMagnusR2 жыл бұрын
You're welcome.
@rileycook71962 жыл бұрын
thank you for the subtitles magnus!
@ErasmusMagnusR2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, appreciate the recognition!
@coolcoconuts4453 Жыл бұрын
When he was discovering Holey Moley I thought the person was referring to a nightclub we have here in Adelaide where you basically play a round of minigolf whilst getting absolutely hammered on cocktails
@potatosordfighter666 Жыл бұрын
Holey Moley was a good idea, that's why they got 4 seasons. If you had thought og that 5 years sooner you could have had the hole market monkaS
@DangOldRegularOld2 жыл бұрын
I made a coin game glitch video a few months back. I love this game!
@Iunaluna2 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what genre of streamer Jerma falls under and thats cool asf.
@guardianhirro2 жыл бұрын
The unhinged, probably gonna kill someone live on stream one day genre
@propername48302 жыл бұрын
variety streamer
@propername48302 жыл бұрын
variety streamer
@propername48302 жыл бұрын
variety streamer
@propername48302 жыл бұрын
What he said
@NotHonkyTonk2 жыл бұрын
Top 100 twitch streamer uploads in 480p
@willmetz14902 жыл бұрын
Insane man sprints though the woods in the middle of the night to deliver pizza
@spicysatan10982 жыл бұрын
I remember that I was watching golf against my better judgement because I was in a resturaunt and it was very dissapointing because there was an alligator (one of the guys hit his ball into the water I guess) and it DIDN'T attack him. Don't know why the people in the resturaunt cheered for such mediocrity.
@initialdavid2 жыл бұрын
The Big Ball Drop is great because you can find a reference spot to repeat the same drop timing, and get standard jackpots over and over.
@SlimShady-gs8pl2 жыл бұрын
Yoo thanks for subtitling this, know that was prolly a good amount of work to write down Jerma's galaxy brain rants
@ErasmusMagnusR2 жыл бұрын
Glad to help out.
@sphereical83742 жыл бұрын
4:51 Kim Possible Ringtone
@NonTwinBrothers2 жыл бұрын
holy shit
@foolsenigma2 жыл бұрын
My family actually did used to have an airhockey table in our basement and sometimes when it was hot id turn it on and put my face against it, and i can confirm it does feel good
@konatea2 жыл бұрын
The mega drop is my favorite, can be difficult to master but is very rewarding, for the small ones drop two before the jackpot, haven’t played the bigs as much but some I’ve seen the bumber on the jackpot has been removed for some reason making it way easier to win
@kip97932 жыл бұрын
My favorite game JERMA plays
@ImSquiggs Жыл бұрын
If I had to watch that god-awful golf performance Otto better have gotten a 10 dollar toy
@politegirl36572 жыл бұрын
His coin game hunger can not be sated
@wyattbonine23792 жыл бұрын
I love jerma so much.
@MrIMTHEBEST6662 жыл бұрын
I love the coin game streams so much lmao
@unusualcook2 жыл бұрын
the intro vid for this one is also perfect for the last video on this channel about Thrillville
@mkultravictim73082 жыл бұрын
jerma's short
@jeremycorbin21782 жыл бұрын
This whole video has the vibe of being high and pissed off at the same time
@gold_hev_suit2 жыл бұрын
PSYCHO STREAMER breaks into arcade to STRIP NAKED on top of the AIR HOCKEY TABLE so he can feel the BREEZE on every PORE of his BODY. Auhorities CONFUSED but UNDERSTAND SOMEWHAT
@axel27412 жыл бұрын
“Is that Bam Margera?” says Jerma, looking Steph Curry dead in the face
@solsoman1022 жыл бұрын
i love the ball drop games i know it’s all luck but i’ve probably gotten the jackpot on those games 3 different times across different arcardes i love them
@theletterb43302 жыл бұрын
I hate to say it, but I know exactly how jerma feels with lying on a airhockey table, its weirdly nice.
@garysgroundschool47392 жыл бұрын
Thx for the content germs 🦠
@BetaBoyBill2 жыл бұрын
Jerma is an absolute psycho, the ball drop game is the best game at any arcade.
@shaynehughes66452 жыл бұрын
Adding to the end, Holey Moley has the muppets as guest stars this season
@tsarbutterfly6632 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think Jerma should replay the Fallout games. I loved his FNV playthrough and I think he should've given Fallout 4 a little more gameplay, too.
@Ryhooon2 жыл бұрын
Back with the minigolf
@Kittyapoc2 жыл бұрын
Jerma is gonna get all the popular streamers for a special Twitch edition of Holey Moley
@chikaberi2 жыл бұрын
yooooo this one has subtitles, big ups
@ErasmusMagnusR2 жыл бұрын
Glad to provide
@GumMonster12 жыл бұрын
when I clicked on this video to watch it: I wasn't expecting to get a, "meet golf singles in your area" ad
@Mdsde2 жыл бұрын
10:09 Long-drive tournaments exist for this very reason
@Ooffoop2 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe he’s still playing this game
@joolian47632 жыл бұрын
The guy running with the uber eats hypothetical is stained into my mind
@noaag2 жыл бұрын
Damn quality subtitles!
@ErasmusMagnusR2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@standingo69362 жыл бұрын
Holey Moley is the greatest reality TV ever made
@eins20012 жыл бұрын
It's a game show, not reality tv lol
@standingo69362 жыл бұрын
@@eins2001 same same
@amphicorp47252 жыл бұрын
I had a dream last night that jerma had cornered me in a small greenhouse with a sledgehammer, so I faced away from him, crying, and knelt down for him to smash my skull in. He laughed and said, "I have something worse for you in store when you wake up" and then I woke up sweating
@williamdancer56492 жыл бұрын
>Steph curry, clearly not bam margera > “is this bam margera?”
@colestorch2 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail looks like a shot from American Psycho lol
@applemaniac24492 жыл бұрын
Look at curry man so inspirational
@spoobledorp2 жыл бұрын
Imagine driving along the highway and seeing a pizza delivery boy running at 60 mph through the forest. truly terrifying, i'm so glad jerma doesn't actually exist
@Bootleginsanity2 жыл бұрын
Before Holey Moley was brought up, I just kept thinking of Happy Gilmore.
@homloves2 жыл бұрын
i love the huge bouncy ball game........
@Ari-84492 жыл бұрын
Nobody talking about how jerma had to eat a salad-
@crabstick94472 жыл бұрын
This jerma feller is always up to no good
@efsanevioyuncular4202 жыл бұрын
I was glancing over my reccommended and just saw the words "Mini Golf Maniac" and immediatly assumed it was a true crime documentary type video, turns out it was from Jerma so I guess I was close enough
@Justnothankyou1322 жыл бұрын
8:45 Jerma, Frisbee golf exists and it's awesome. There is a course in Las Vegas you could play at.
@renowarrior2279 Жыл бұрын
8:50 golf rant. I died laughing
@BudBonkerson2 жыл бұрын
Petition to buy Jeremy a vacuum latex bed
@OhDeerJocelyn2 жыл бұрын
BACK TO THE COIN GAME BAYBEE Maybe now Jawsh will play it again :^)
@swaggerdagger89762 жыл бұрын
3:45 jesus christ, i just unlocked an old memory of playing time crisis 5 bruh
@eins20012 жыл бұрын
Oof. Worst Time Crisis.
@deutschmarked2 жыл бұрын
omg its jackedit! HYPE
@PurpleTurtle-t4q2 жыл бұрын
I love the intros
@PipebombMailbox2 жыл бұрын
jerma should wake up, poor guy has been stuck in a coma for years
@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment2 жыл бұрын
the most ominous part of this suggest we are all part of his coma experience and when he wakes up we cease to exist.
@horizon92lee2 жыл бұрын
Air hockey mattress
@realkingofantarctica2 жыл бұрын
This isn't a dinosaur.
@Suilimea2 жыл бұрын
8:50-9:45 FINALLY, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS!
@houseplant35422 жыл бұрын
It distrubs me how much jerma looks like patrick bateman in the thumbnail
@P_ckneck2 жыл бұрын
I think jerma would like Happy Gilmore
@thelittlestshrumbo2 жыл бұрын
how did jerma know that there were specifically three air hockey videos where someone lies down on the table and feels the air