Strength Build Golfer

[@wyattknutson]

remember, he's not actually fast enough to dodge an axe. he's just trying to convince you he is because in reality every point went into charisma

[@kodinamsinh1267]

I dare you to swing an axe at this maniac, and then rethink this comment

[@JacobKinsley]

As someone who's spent years working on their charisma skills through mental temperament and working on my body language and speech patterns, can confirm that's how it works. I've got some good pieces out here if you're looking to buy; more inside.

[@JoNarDLoLz]

He MIGHT still dodge it though. Remember, he also has his luck maxed out but he can only dodge like Scooby Doo style

[@marti5420]

All two of the points.

[@manboy4720]

he just convinces the axe to turn around and hit the person using it, because when have they once considered the axe their friend and NOT just a tool for their own selfish desires?

[@largetoast5063]

Idk why so many people try to charge him with a battle axe, he'll dodge it every time.

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

Because he sparks and catches fire if he's charged with a regut power adapter.

[@rocket_droid]

@@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment🥁

[@imBailout]

I was literally going to say “the campaign was so short that I’m surprised he got 45 minutes of highlights” and halfway through he’s playing picross lol

[@Synard66]

Literally

[@SevenHunnid]

Bro I work 12 hour shifts everyday for the rich man .. now i also make money by eating food & getting high on my KZbin channel 💯😂

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

@@SevenHunnid .

[@JohnJohn-nk2mu]

dude i love squisherz

[@rusucosmin4951]

@Finally 🅥ban

[@cats1970]

Man with an entire food pyramid tier for mayonnaise avoids pistachios over Health Concerns

[@grantdotjpg]

What the fuck

[@BierBart12]

At least he enjoys the best ice cream, pistachio First sane take

[@StripezTheBeast]

I think you guys underestimate how long jerma was hyperventilating during Big Brain Academy. This man was doing math with his LIFE on the line and was *Failing*

[@nunya8701]

Hello stripez

[@Skeletonizer1200]

And we never got to see the brain type in this video because the editor decided to cut it. Literally no brains on that guy.

[@Hachiae]

still cant believe he was a substitute teacher

[@atv_]

I think the funnier thing about the toad stuff was implying that the two jobs he'd have to work in order to support all of his kids is both being a golf commentator and then immediately playing the same game he's commentating.

[@AlexTenThousand]

Jerma's spiral of accidental Toad racism was so funny.

[@WorthyTrike]

accidental?

[@annanoelle5204]

I was in tears 😆

[@rando5708]

replace toad with jerome and a million with six and it becomes the most vile hate speech that has ever been put on the internet

[@lammyishere1440]

@@rando5708based

[@OdaSwifteye]

The birth of the "I can dodge a battleaxes" lie that he keeps telling us like he's still the fit and strong gym rat he was 15 years ago.

[@BiggieStink]

the assertion that jerma could dodge an axe if you swung it at him is literally the only thing stopping him from going into a meltdown at any given moment

[@ponponpatapon9670]

he's not been the same since he got addicted to hard, unrefined copium

[@potatoboy6094]

He might not be able to do many things. but you bet your ASS he can dodge an AXE!

[@jacobsims1175]

update: he wants to do an axe-dodging stream

[@MrSomeDonkus]

If holly doesnt come at Jerma with a foam nerf axe when he least expects it at some point to see how well he can dodge it i will be very disappointed.

[@chinobambino5252]

Someone make a petition and link it to chat. Let’s make this happen

[@wipelo1465]

it needs to be a real axe. so the adrenaline kicks in and he can dodge it

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Once again I love this 45 minute and 48 second video filled EXCLUSIVELY with Mario Golf content and nothing else

[@cats1970]

Still kinda miffed he didn’t follow up with Mario Pixel it’s Picross but Mario

[@TheWrathAbove]

@@cats1970 I imagine you mean "Mario Piccross"? While fantastic, it's not very Mario at all. There's only a handful of puzzles that are actually of mario stuff.

[@cats1970]

@@TheWrathAbove Woah it’s called differently in my country I guess! Sure the Mario parts are a minority but the little animations truly make it up for me :)

[@vixions295]

jerma does the toad voice at 4:57 and stops (hopefully forever) at 5:24

[@troyhadge8300]

I was hoping he'd never stop 😔

[@DriOXZ]

You mean elmo?

[@snalgae]

I thought it was a Mickey mouse

[@PastoriosMuppetus]

The way he says "you see" sends me over the moon every time I hear it. Toad Voice for best voice of 2022

[@archiveacc3248]

​@@PastoriosMuppetusit's basically the shpee voice so really its best voice of 2014

[@HappyLarry.]

The man that can't take off a jumper too quickly and hurts himself laughing is going to dodge an axe

[@Xzeihoranth]

His Toad voice was spine-chilling.

[@SirMatthew]

Very glad he plans on signing the Controller Standardization Act

[@JacobKinsley]

Project founded by Microsoft™ Assistive Technologies and Augmented Realities Research Department®️

[@TsharpInfinity]

That Toad impression is downright Lovecraftian

[@hiruharii]

help

[@NyctoPhobia197]

Its straight up machiavellian

[@cats1970]

Jerma’s so fast his brain got left behind

[@JacobKinsley]

Apt description of adhd

[@FelineBlue]

@@JacobKinsley that entire part of the video was so fucking funny as someone who also has ADHD. could literally see how his brain was misfiring because I do that shit too

[@pablopereyra7126]

He really is scout tf2

[@vizzy61]

he's just like me fr

[@doifhg]

I love how his first example of practical knowledge is someone surprise attacks you with a battle axe

[@afk8623]

5:40 jerma talking how mario characters have a really weird way of comunication, makes me think that jerma could be an actual mario character disguising as a "normal human being".

[@aguspuig6615]

Jerma being completely convinced that mushrooms lay eggs is certainly one of the things that have happened

[@pineconesnowstorm]

you could make a case that spores are kinda like eggs. youd be wrong but still.

[@PETHRIS]

18:35 "Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs." "Oh my God, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals!" "Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs." "Toads don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Toadsworth has a f***ing beard! They're mammals!"

[@chrisgarrett6305]

Toad is a mammal that lays eggs which means that they are canonically a platypus

[@redbuck1385]

Jerma hasn't been the same since he lost 24 in that car accident.

[@professionalbusinessman2903]

Strength build golfer is an unbelievably good title

[@real4426]

oh this is just GREAT... ANOTHER Jerma stream to sit through. My day is ruined.

[@hotshotsgolfopentee2enjoyer]

2022 and he's still malding over the mario tennis stream from 2018, hope he has a legendary meltdown in this game too

[@updog5599]

the sheer confidence in picking eggplant as a mollusk is killing me

[@kaizerdeath12]

"I'm a visual savant. Except for that one, and that one, and that other visual test too..."

[@preheatx]

Jerma bragging about his girlfriend plugging in a cable with minimal wiggle room is quite humorous yet charming

[@babab_m]

I thought she was gonna surprise him with an axe but she was nice and plugged the dumb man's headphones in

[@Cronama]

"R1 R1 R1 R1" His first interaction with this world was terrible and violent.

[@bunniklinoevil]

i personally think jerma's next big stream should consist of him trying to file his taxes and pay rent but every 5 minutes someone comes into the room to annoy him

[@AdamKlownzinger]

I skipped to a random point in the video, and this guy transitions immediately from trying to attack Toad because he’s the most vulnerable person out on the course, to getting a full golf swing right to the balls and complaining about improper golf etiquette. Who is this guy. Who the fuck am I WATCHING

[@sopranio]

"The navel orangeworm feeds on a variety of fruits and nuts and is the most damaging caterpillar in pistachio. Almonds, figs, pomegranates, and walnuts are also major hosts. The pistachio nut is susceptible to infestation as soon as hull split occurs." Worms are in pistachios

[@LucasCarvalho-hn4dx]

I remember not being able to understand what the hell Jerma was on during some of his Big Brain Academy excuses and rants. I haven't slept for 36 hours and now it literally makes perfect sense. I've gone from "looga this idiot not understand how bugs work" to "yeah what the FUCK they're not cold blooded they barely have any blood yeah right on jerma you'd think of a lizard". I just had to lower myself to his level

[@DriOXZ]

Despite being a devout catholic, I usually just smoke a cocktail of meth, crack and freebase dmt to get on Jerma's level. But maybe I'll try sleep deprivation next stream. Thanks for aligning me with my faith without sacrificing my interests

[@lowcostfish]

@@DriOXZ look at how this evil jerma has tempted you to sin so. i pray for you and thank the lord you have seen a way out.

[@CyphersBasement]

1:37 "Don't I beat the shit out of these people on a daily basis? Why are they, like, fans of mine?" Jerma has never seen Dragonball Z.

[@StarscreamsGirl]

big group of Goombas crowded around the TV in Hell watching Mario’s adventures

[@kayeskibbler647]

this comment is a sleeper hit

[@Goa7lord]

I went to sleep with jerma clips in the background, I have not felt so bad in a long time

[@chisecrecy4974]

"I'm NOT GOING TO PLAY PICROSS" I swear at this point I may as well just skip a minute ahead to the picross section since the golf section's over apparently

[@PropaneWP]

For some reason the words "Pink Yoshi fucked up big time" is hilarious to me.

[@wef6146]

I like how some sprinting at him with a battle ax has happened to him so much that it's now a "practical occurrence"

[@ReachEvilCity]

Jerma’s toad smoked for 60 years straight

[@JacobKinsley]

Julie kaffner moment

[@liambaxter416]

I’ve been travelling in hostels across Europe. I listen to these jerma videos at night to help sleep and it’s so fun listening to what jerma has to say at 6 in the morning half conscious 😂

[@ceast5273]

Seeing Birdo next to a Mii makes this game have an air of the fetishistic that I am not prepared for...

[@18754KRS]

i do not under stand

[@phoebelovesYOU]

let me tell you pal, im soon to bust. and thats the truth, its just the truth.

[@18754KRS]

@@phoebelovesYOU ？？？？？

[@modernrook]

36:25 Jerma confirms that he IS in fact the scout from team fortress

[@ItalianDynamite]

wait until jerma finds out fungi are closer related to animals than they are to plants

[@StarscreamsGirl]

do NOT teach him this it will BREAK him

[@CampGuardian]

Everytime he pauses like that in any dialog game I already know I'm gonna hear the worst voice

[@Stapler42]

i think my favourite part of the stream was him talking about how amazing the switch controller is and then ranting for the rest of the stream about how it wasn't working properly

[@vaguely_boring]

Jerma may be able to dodge an ax with perfect frame precision, but how well can he swing an ax?

[@JacobKinsley]

Only with two hands

[@HogSlopp]

his toad impression was unnerving

[@brownie_64]

I wonder if this guy could dodge an axe

[@noThankyou-g5c]

My theory is that Mushroom Kingdom is like a Westworld style theme park a million years in the future when science has advanced so much that the world is indistinguishable from VR. You can change ur body out like “skins” etc and the entire of Mushroom Kingdom is set up for the guest (Mario) to play a game for entertainment. My dad works at Nintendo and he confirmed this for me.

[@HappyLarry.]

"golf camp" sounds like the most bougie shit

[@kimgkomg]

I believe that Jerma would dodge the axe because there's that clip of him snapping a bug out of the air with his fingers while he was drunk

[@NecoLumi]

4:40 Jerma watching Ben 10 when he's like 25 is adorable

[@theylivewesleep.5139]

Shooter mcgavin’s response is a very Jerma response. Although Jerma would proceed to talk at length about how he doesn’t even know what shit tastes like.

[@Grasses0n]

is there a compilation of all the times Jerma has mentioned being able to dodge a battle axe?

[@potatoboy6094]

There should be, i’d watch the shit out of that

[@Grasses0n]

@Marsh Thanks!

[@BierBart12]

I had no idea Mario Golf was like this. This looks way more fun than Wii Sports golf

[@Masiyooo]

Imagine watching this video and not knowing Jerma is responding to chat

[@mr.boxhead4075]

Boomer streamer enjoys elderly citizens' favorite pastime.

[@Leetgrain]

Jerma the egg-layer doesn't realise there's any other way of reproduction

[@-cyndaquil]

i will never feel prepared for the toad voice

[@ThanenJ]

I agree with Jerma about the A/B buttons between Nintendo, Xbox, and Playstation.

[@SwoleTingle]

“Its the perfect controller” complains about said controller the entire rest of the video 💀

[@BodywiseMustard]

Nintendo had XYBA first, and in PlayStation cross used to mean no, and circle meant yes

[@bob25891]

"Would you like to see the perfect controller?" as he proceeds to get mad at the controller

[@tapoutt_]

the segment where jerma is unabashedly racist towards toads fucking slays me lol

[@thewheatness]

"not raycis jus dont loike em, simple as"- jerma

[@busterampleforth9806]

Another Chargin’ Chuck W.

[@FioreFire]

definitely right up there in my list of top ten streamers who could definitely dodge an axe

[@wer0t]

Wow I can’t believe this golf game has! Really revolutionary when they decide to put new stuff in like. Good job!

[@DarkMartio]

Him confusing Big Brain Academy with Brain Age has to have been a bit. I refuse to believe otherwise

[@jasper8043]

I'm getting golf ads during this video lmao very appropriate

[@JamesTheCelestial]

Hey, Toad, did you lay this egg?

[@walnzell9328]

35:30 That's one fast caterpillar.

[@MetaWhiteYoshi]

bougie barry going to golf camp

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

Is your Brain capable of dodging a Battle Axe in point-blank range?

[@ImSquiggs]

4:08 - Jeremy almost escaped the simulation

[@Casbury_]

his toad voice sends shivers down my spine

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

Today was the first time I ever heard of "golf camp", I didn't realize Jerma was upper class.

[@radbones3172]

Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen dodge an axe

[@nat6429]

30:20 oh shit... That's where his name comes from... Small crazy world...

[@dyerk]

As always, thank you so much for this!

[@Lucas-dy5mt]

i really loved the part when he got an actual axe irl and murdered that family of 4 in front of chat, it was really cool

[@OGSumo]

“You don’t understand. Toad *fucks* .“ Best chat message ever read.

[@grape21231]

Jerma teaching chat how to play picross is one of my favourite tropes

[@kalistrohmenger5175]

36:25 this is where it started....hes been going on about this for a year.

[@eetuv6075]

27:54 I thought he was talking about the pixel art and I fucking lost it

[@theboy9877]

Playstation's symbols are set up to be 1 2 3 and 4 with the lines (Circle is one, X has two, triangle has three, square has four). Xbox is 100% in the wrong

[@grovetender4713]

The phrase “Strength Build Golfer” is absurdly funny to me and I have no idea why

[@EVA-fs8vk]

youre my comfort food Jerma

[@penguindomino9461]

Jerma releases a golf video on my birthday? This truly is the best birthday present.

[@GoonShredder9000]

he released it so nobody would come to you're birthday since they'd be too busy watching this

[@HilariousOperation]

Jerma falling back to boasting about his speed while his intelligence is being threatened so heavily he slips back into his Boston accent proves that he is still the Scout TF2.

[@Stormung]

the hot mic joke has me dying 😂😂

[@LackOfCreativiT]

The big brain academy segment made me feel seen.

[@kooolainebulger8117]

it was too big to be considered a driver, too heavy, too rough, it would have been more accurate to call it a mace

[@ozonefoofighters]

Another day, another jerma video of a stream where no eldritch horror where unleashed. Yep.

[@maglev_]

jerma being bad at brain age and defaulting to his physical battle capabilities is so funny

[@Tir33nts343]

Jerma should get lessons over the winter and come back with the first stream of the year being a 9 hole stream

[@dummyaccount8378]

41:04 Jerma summoning his inner New York Taxi Driver

[@ls-rk6hw]

The toad rant is so funny and such a great example of how jerma's evil brain works. He makes a mistake, chat calls him out, he picks one mild comment that ONE GUY said, distorts it by adding a whole facet to the original comment that they did not say, and then trying to gaslight chat into believing the chatter said it and not him.

[@13enwarner]

Toad is not the organism he's just the reproductive organ

[@SeráPabloSeráSerá]

I fell asleep wathing this video and had a terrible day the next day, thank you Jerma

[@hollyfelis4197]

love how quickly he pivots from "There's more than one type of intelligence" to "IT DOESN'T MATTER I CAN DODGE A MEDIÆVAL WEAPON"