"I know what you guys want! I know what you're looking for!" **aggressively zerks off**
@jamesdessent59843 жыл бұрын
Credit where its due, he knows his viewers well
@emm2893 Жыл бұрын
i thought you were being hyperbolic but then 9:46 rolls around
@jillsandwitch674 күн бұрын
I love how absolutely NOBODY knows he's doing a Juggles impression as a callback to the streamer simulator stream
@duncanmcocinner59393 жыл бұрын
I feel like jerma streams are if the Truman Show just kept going and Truman just embraced it
@farkbett6993 жыл бұрын
They integrate a chat system that everyone in the world can use
@imonlysleeping44913 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@realjillbiden2 жыл бұрын
jerma streams are like if the truman show was real but it was all truman’s idea
@Kurdtzdopelgangr Жыл бұрын
I went to upvote this comment before realizing I already did the last time I was here
@meyague9 ай бұрын
@@Kurdtzdopelgangr this isn't Reddit
@HopelessCT3 жыл бұрын
he almost got halfway through the video without ZERKING OFF god
@258thHiGuy3 жыл бұрын
How are these INANE zorn streamers allowed on twitch
@user-jc1ci5ub6s3 жыл бұрын
cool chito pfp
@3211-m9q3 жыл бұрын
@1 2 what's a chito
@HopelessCT3 жыл бұрын
@@3211-m9q the character in my profile
@3211-m9q3 жыл бұрын
@Hopeless Content oh fushamn ok
@dienelt56613 жыл бұрын
I love how it took him a minute to realize what he looked like on the facecam
@erismason34413 жыл бұрын
His delayed reactions and embarrassment afterwards give me life.
@avito5023 жыл бұрын
COMPACT STREAMER FORGETS TO TURN OF CAMERA WHILE ZERKING OFF
@KIKAN_THE_RAT3 жыл бұрын
That logo of yours... seems to be missing some... ogre ears
@spoopyscaryskelebones38463 жыл бұрын
@@KIKAN_THE_RAT good one düd
@daphats563 жыл бұрын
If it wasn't for the chat spamming "zerking off" i dont think he wouldve ever realized
@cheesewizard39653 жыл бұрын
We really shouldn’t be surprised that Jerma’s favorite childhood arcade game is *Roulette Jr*
@HCroaks3 жыл бұрын
It really explains the gambling addiction and crippling debt he has today
@yamo963 жыл бұрын
he was known as the "tiny grinner" back then
@2bagel_8823 жыл бұрын
How do you think Mr.green/greenz felt?
@eggward72033 жыл бұрын
@@2bagel_882 LMAO THE LINK
@2bagel_8823 жыл бұрын
@@eggward7203 Wow
@raspymorten3 жыл бұрын
He changed his stateed opinion on Phineas and Ferb like, 7 times in 30 seconds.
@alanz48193 жыл бұрын
PSYCHO
@commissarvigil48063 жыл бұрын
Compact Adhd
@Astorath_the_Grim3 жыл бұрын
It's complicated.
@spoopyscaryskelebones38463 жыл бұрын
BIPOLAR BARRY
@David-fz2ik3 жыл бұрын
I want this man to do a qb test on stream. His ADHD is so fucking bad hahahaha
@nothing4mepls9733 жыл бұрын
Jerma reacts like an LA Noir character being interrogated when he's talking about phineas and ferb.
@kimgkomg3 жыл бұрын
He was actually a writer on the show and doesn't want anyone to know
@orangesilver83 жыл бұрын
Jerma avoids sneezing on camera but will ZERK OFF while looking directly into it. Absolutely disgusting.
@victoriouswinner7745 Жыл бұрын
he is scared of having a funny face made of him mid sneeze
@slotzoffuntrue3 жыл бұрын
Watching this series has made me realize arcades aren't "like" gambling for kids, they literally are
@GreenEyedDazzler3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp dog
@wevegottrouble58913 жыл бұрын
"I know what you're looking for-" *DROPS BIT AND FURIOUSLY ZERKS OFF*
@rotary1353 жыл бұрын
Is this the sicko who “ZERKED OFF” in a arcade while a children’s birthday was going on??
@PyromationsTV3 жыл бұрын
absolutely DEMENTED. also glad someone else likes the soup time meme.
@ari9133 жыл бұрын
jerma's the kind of guy where you're at a party and wonder where half the people have gone and you find everyone in the garage watching jerma play ping pong against himself
@bebble98511 ай бұрын
Biblically accurate stream
@lucentrains9 ай бұрын
did this happen?
@bebble9859 ай бұрын
@@lucentrains impossible to say for certain. Jerma cannot be trusted even when recalling a candid memory, but as rumors don’t arise from nothing, such a scenario should not be ruled out. Research conducted in this paper, however does not explicitly state that this exact even has occurred. As always, information taken from second hand accounts of jerma, should be taken with a grain of salt, as jerma is known to alter the memories of some people’s experiences with him. The reasoning behind his choice of victim has not yet been verifiably ascertained.
@SethMann0023 жыл бұрын
coin game and house flipper are the only two games (that i've seen) that truly brings out jerma's personality
@Skimmerlit3 жыл бұрын
Sims works, too
@despawnme91543 жыл бұрын
You should try the lomg drive stream
@matt_glista3 жыл бұрын
Now he just needs a game where you design (and decorate) your own arcade.
@GreenCorgiQueen3 жыл бұрын
I feel like slime rancher did too
@spoopyscaryskelebones38463 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget slime rancher. AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS SUS
@spaghettivase48083 жыл бұрын
ya know the zerkin off wouldn't be as bad if he didn't make a "Hmpph" after each time he stopped
@Zsadism3 жыл бұрын
That was such a perfect cut, "I have to kill this guy" cut to him drowning a man.
@andrewross73793 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite ferb quote. “ well that shit was absolutely ridiculous”
@ccda33243 жыл бұрын
A-Tier Comment
@arthurtheslime93593 жыл бұрын
No idea why I giggled so much at this but here we are.
@OUCHquestionmark3 жыл бұрын
jermas, all they facecam is scary game, vr game, eat burger king and lie
@@3211-m9q yeah....... ................... jer a98 5...................., .............bro
@Kruciate3 жыл бұрын
Thank god they don't eat hot chip. 😥
@Aka123ization3 жыл бұрын
they eat onion ring tho
@Infxmouxz3 жыл бұрын
"I have to kill this guy right?" *jumpcuts to him drowning the guy* Actual psychopath
@_hekken3 жыл бұрын
Absolute sicko
@Astorath_the_Grim3 жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarious
@budgetlifter3 жыл бұрын
Jerma is one of the most streamers ever.
@doma75723 жыл бұрын
O:
@rotary1353 жыл бұрын
true maybe
@dasding20203 жыл бұрын
Big if true
@spoopyscaryskelebones38463 жыл бұрын
It do be like that sometimes
@uhoh75453 жыл бұрын
He re aly si!!!!!
@Xzeihoranth3 жыл бұрын
He did it for like three straight seconds both times, while looking into the camera. And he still didn't realize it until like five seconds later. Peak himbo.
@zoomzoomzon22193 жыл бұрын
SICKO STREAMER ZERKS OFF ON CAMERA, says he was just "reenacting favorite moment from DSP stream"
@ryanfrank77583 жыл бұрын
I zerked off with him
@orangesilver83 жыл бұрын
I legitimately don't know what he was trying to do there.
@JuneTooJuly3 жыл бұрын
@@orangesilver8 he was referencing the Mr. Juggles bit from that streaming simulator game he did a while back
@kaniodon3 жыл бұрын
@@orangesilver8 Tiny bit more info: He did a bit with a collection of "ASMR" sounds with one of the sounds being a big dog shaking his ears/head, which sounded really close to a fat guy drinking 2 liters of coke and shaking in it front of the mic He wanted to reference this but just REFUSED to stop zerking
@Rillion223 жыл бұрын
hehe
@ElectronIsABadTuber3 жыл бұрын
ok, when do we get "Jerma goes to an actual arcade and rants to himself for hours" stream?
@swindlesween3 жыл бұрын
I second this
@budgetlifter3 жыл бұрын
i approve of this
@luc14633 жыл бұрын
I approve
@YourAverageSpelunker3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@wizardofthepacificocean67663 жыл бұрын
when the world isnt bricked off anymore
@lazyguyhasnomouth60343 жыл бұрын
That Jerma sleeping arm story is one of the most adorable things ever, his parents seem super fucking fun.
@jiffbombastic36943 жыл бұрын
7:20 Jerma pogging so hard only to find out it’s $3.00 not $300.
@aaronn29543 жыл бұрын
Deranged streamer screams at children’s video games in front of horrified guests
@leetsUpr3m33 жыл бұрын
@@SpockLover27 he ZONKED off
@lizismis3 жыл бұрын
Ah jerma the only guy who’s moral compass a roulette wheel.
@Loiterghr3 жыл бұрын
Don’t kill the arcade, he has a family
@xoyv3 жыл бұрын
*save midway*
@petefury943 жыл бұрын
O shit he's not moving!
@3211-m9q3 жыл бұрын
@UberKrassMann projecting andy
@colef22223 жыл бұрын
Jerma has literally gotten insane over the past 4 months
@Grapefruit50003 жыл бұрын
And what's the bad news?
@colef22223 жыл бұрын
@@Grapefruit5000 no bad news, it’s all according to Chats plan to establish dominance
@wyattknutson3 жыл бұрын
He's always been like this
@2fortsmostwanted3 жыл бұрын
Maybe pawning arcade prizes in a video game is what gave Jerma the impression that he could pawn a tamagotchi, a rock, and fake cards he made himself for $50,000 worth of gold.
@CoolGuy-yk9kd3 жыл бұрын
how do i even begjn to explain how or why 19:57 made me laugh so hard ferb: “well that sh*t was absolutely ridiculous, wasnt it”
@s2entimental3 жыл бұрын
i still don't understand how he didn't immediately notice that ~THAT~ would look very weird on camera...
@ari9133 жыл бұрын
honestly it's a 50/50 whether this guy thinks about what he's doing before he does it
@s2entimental3 жыл бұрын
@@ari913 TRUE....
@sleeves73643 жыл бұрын
jerma's "arm stays up when you're asleep" story is adorable
@carolinewheeler773 жыл бұрын
I’m losing it at the parents story...
@JennieYGO3 жыл бұрын
I love how a Jerma stream can go from him driving a golf car in a game to explaining what the Wendy’s ice machine sounds like
@user840743 жыл бұрын
2:57 Jerma discusses his stance on immigration 9:46 Lunatic zerks off in an arcade full of children 18:23 Man turns into a 1940's cartoon for 0.32 seconds 18:31 pog 19:02 Perfect Doofenshmirtz impression
@theyoten16133 жыл бұрын
Top timestamp killed me lmfao.
@dakotabeal70 Жыл бұрын
this is the funniest comment I've seen in so long
@thatonenotthisone52153 жыл бұрын
MAD exhibitionist streamer ZERKS OFF in front of THOUSANDS
@mo3bo2 жыл бұрын
9:43 I would give anything to see what chat looked like at this moment
@SorieI3 жыл бұрын
It's good to see Jerma getting more comfortable on camera
@moushindeiru97693 жыл бұрын
a bit too comfortable
@feutluser45603 жыл бұрын
*begins to zerk off*
@skelebratz3 жыл бұрын
18:02 *every character jerma thinks is funny gets absorbed into his brain*
@at0micl0bster3 жыл бұрын
He’s like a blue mage for voices
@SweaterL3 жыл бұрын
You can tell this is AS (After Saw) because he made the reference
@TeapotBird3 жыл бұрын
It's Genuinely After Saw (GAS)
@superblambo25923 жыл бұрын
My favorite Jerma quote, “White only”
@ParkerRat3 жыл бұрын
15:38 This was a very good transistion of events. Thank you Jeremy
@marcusfanning75133 жыл бұрын
9:45 this is very important
@rotary1353 жыл бұрын
He knows what you’re looking for
@ApoLk_3 жыл бұрын
19:13 grown man has to justify to 15,000 people random people why he doesn't have a positive opinion on Phineas and Ferb
@Patrick.Weightman3 жыл бұрын
Honestly the fake sleeping story is one of my favorites
@bosser183 жыл бұрын
I cant wait till covid ends and this mad man can be let LOOSE in an actual arcade
@Dorf2743 жыл бұрын
Dear god no. He'll be zerking off in front of children!
@rotary1353 жыл бұрын
Amen
@rotary1353 жыл бұрын
@@Dorf274 amen
@dinonatorful3 жыл бұрын
@@rotary135 amen
@myawsomebox3 жыл бұрын
amen
@airborngaming22503 жыл бұрын
The 6:00 minute storytime just reminded me of what I would do as a kid. I feel unbelievably stupid.
@Mr.Doodlebob3 жыл бұрын
"I'll do it for 6 to 7 figures on stream" jerma never implied what type of figures BREAKING NEWS compact treamer drinks Fiji water on stream and recieves 7 tomagachi figures as payment and is mildly upset
@heatherperleberg78163 жыл бұрын
"White only." -Jerma
@rainincth13813 жыл бұрын
CRAZY SEGREGITIONIST streamer RANTS about his RACIST GAMBLING FANTASIES
@anthonysmall84383 жыл бұрын
BASED AND REDPILLED STREAMER
@aluckychance23 жыл бұрын
can you imagine the perfectly spherically smoothed brain of someone who's both a jerma fan and a nazi
@lammyishere14403 жыл бұрын
jerma if twitter niggas never found him
@OliviaOnline3 жыл бұрын
Grow up heather
@Pietowndude3 жыл бұрын
the cut from attempting to drown the robot to the death stranding-like hovering figure above the water was genuinely terrifying
@richardlavoie54673 жыл бұрын
So Jerma: Doesn't like Phineas and Ferb Does like Phineas and Ferb Doesn't watch Phineas and Ferb
@ethank33323 жыл бұрын
Jerma has more hours in Coin Game than Yakuza 0
@ccda33243 жыл бұрын
gambling addiction's a bitch
@Ellsee_raines3 жыл бұрын
Trully disgusting that some "streamers" would zerk off on stream
@_hekken3 жыл бұрын
What a crossover
@dinonatorful3 жыл бұрын
Love your profile pic
@nichsia2 жыл бұрын
Did he actually hit the 500 space at 19:10 and not notice? He didn't seem to react to it because he was explaining why he didn't like Phineas and Ferb.
@jakek56103 жыл бұрын
I would not have even considered buying Huel until the 10 minute long segment where Jerma explained how it was the only thing he’s drank over the last 2 years
@Sledgehammeh3 жыл бұрын
"I've never taken a sponsorship!" FRUITS! Eat it up!
@Anon13430 Жыл бұрын
"That guy has a bat. How do I get the bat from him? I have to kill this guy." Jerma keeps letting his true self slip
@megagrips64703 жыл бұрын
Jerma's "ideas guy songwriter" is either a really incompetent producer or DJ Khaled.
@ccda33243 жыл бұрын
What's the difference?
@arthurtheslime93593 жыл бұрын
@@ccda3324 you just murdered a man infront of all of us.
@sebakisniesebakisnie61093 жыл бұрын
'white ONLY' - local arcade game streamer
@adjectiveollie3 жыл бұрын
watching now, can't believe what the alpha for fnaf security breach looked like
@meat15903 жыл бұрын
16:35 I immediately started crying.
@onewholeegg3 жыл бұрын
I want to hear more of Jerma's childhood stories, they sound really interesting
@harryjebb72353 жыл бұрын
I know the one dislike in this video is Jerma himself
@jamilyn10 ай бұрын
I used to be ridiculously, inhumanly good at the game at 9:15 Edit: one time i broke the machine because i won like 10 times in a row and the employees got mad at me
@gabrieldrigo71333 жыл бұрын
This game brings the best out of Jerma, I love it
@2rad4rio3 жыл бұрын
19:06 Continues repeating himself but slightly changing / adding something Or, to explain it in a different way, P.T in word form.
@breakfast30063 жыл бұрын
Sadly I was there when Jerma started zerkin off
@funnerfunko3 жыл бұрын
Sadly?
@breakfast30063 жыл бұрын
@@funnerfunko ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@bartomiejkumor93753 жыл бұрын
Jerma will zerk off on camera, but sneezing is where he draws the line goddamit.
@canalkevinjordan Жыл бұрын
What was he even trying to do when he said, "I know what you guys want?"
@iammyworstenemy38073 жыл бұрын
9:48 damn bro, he started *ZERKING* off
@uppercut41113 жыл бұрын
Jerma: "I'm not looking at chat, I swear to God" Chat: You mean like every other stream?
@almorik3 жыл бұрын
"I've seen that show before, and I don't like it." "I like the show, obviously." "I don't like the show, I don't care." "I'm sure it's fine. I'm sure it's a good show." "I don't know anything about the show." "I do know something about the show." -Jeremy Elbertson about one show.
@themikays3 жыл бұрын
16:04 LMAO i did not expect him to be up there
@TZ_2 жыл бұрын
Jerma gas lighting “raiders” and “new viewers” is one of my favorite bits he does
@cyrus23953 жыл бұрын
DISGRACED slime rancher loses EVERYTHING at the ARCADE
@yahooanswers48433 жыл бұрын
yeah no normally I'm like hes fine I could see myself doing the same thing but he was absolutely off the goop in this one
@jordanrauschkolb63423 жыл бұрын
the guy knows what were looking for
@hollyhaft35113 жыл бұрын
Jerma: I know what you guys want, I know what you looking for! STARTS ZERKING OFF
@tameyoshi55073 жыл бұрын
Insane compact streamer annoys local Best Buy by randomly pressing keys on a keyboard for several hours straight; proceeds to be banned from all stores nationwide
@shep84393 жыл бұрын
I once bet on white for like 2 hours, and a kid having his birthday won instantly. I punched him in the face, took the tickets, and got out. I came back in 20 minutes later, and cashed out.
@JarrettsAnnouncements3 жыл бұрын
Jerma's fighting stance ritual while playing Cyclone at 9:08 and 9:28 is wonderful.
@thrill1273 жыл бұрын
This man has taught me so much about parenting it's insane
@ccda33243 жыл бұрын
that's concerning
@roonster13243 жыл бұрын
Bipolar stream can’t decide if he loves or hates Phineas and Ferb
@jamishmcquo75902 жыл бұрын
"Mom, the man playing the claw game growled at me"
@jamul_cos3 жыл бұрын
Insane streamer zerks off on camera after recieving one thousand tickets
@binnersbee2 жыл бұрын
16:37 3D Pinball Space Cadet
@powergannon3 жыл бұрын
We’ve had IRL carnival games on stream. Will we one day have IRL arcade games?
@steamed_ham33043 жыл бұрын
Why does coin game look like something really fun to play on the weekends
@farkbett6993 жыл бұрын
Because that's how it was as a kid. The game captures the arcade feeling
@steamed_ham33043 жыл бұрын
@@farkbett699 I wish I had friends that liked arcades but now it’s to late I moved now all my friends are gone
@iCookCrystalMeth Жыл бұрын
@@steamed_ham3304kids are so lame now when i was a kid like 7 years ago motherfuckers just wanted to play xbox. like let’s DO SOMETHING
@meyague9 ай бұрын
@@steamed_ham3304 ?
@thesmiler15793 жыл бұрын
8:45 Brian Wilson creating Pet Sounds
@uhoh75453 жыл бұрын
14:52 POV: Your parents are lecturing you at 12 years old and you told them to get owned
@gragasmith8845 Жыл бұрын
The physics will go yæbabœu
@adamnielson423 жыл бұрын
Jerma then: "I will never take a sponsorship" Jerma now: sponsored by Coinbase.
@adamnielson423 жыл бұрын
Obviously joking, I am so glad the dollhouse stream happened and I know it couldn't have happened without Coinbase.
@gamesux4203 жыл бұрын
they should just upload the full vod for coingame videos
@chandlerj3333 жыл бұрын
You don't have to worry about Jerma's wellbeing. What you should worry about is everyone else's.
@Subjecttochannel3 жыл бұрын
The boston almost came out at 2:16
@Beelze_Bubbles3 жыл бұрын
I hope someone turns his idea for a song into a real song, I want to hear it
@manwtf38833 жыл бұрын
8:44 jerma this is literally just tusk by fleetwood mac
@NapstaBlunt3 жыл бұрын
is this the guy that ZERKED OFF in an arcade on stream?
@BLICKJICK3 жыл бұрын
This may be the most relatable streamer I've ever seen
@kurakaji90523 жыл бұрын
"I'm fine, you dont have to worry about me. I'm FINE." very cool and relatable. this is a good video :3