Jerma's Best Of Spore

[@BlueMikaela837]

These memorial videos really help me get over his death, RIP Jerma 1785-2024

[@glb0768]

I still can't believe he finally got zoinkied

[@goom4689]

A whole 985 years old

[@paranoidude]

I wish it was me in that plane instead. Miss you, bud.

[@guyonline8970]

taken from us far too late.. fly high

[@guzz96]

The whole sequence of him building his town house is so wholesome

[@elgato1721]

Peep the horror but only for people with photosensitivity

[@stargraj]

that's so on point holy shit

[@cabbeille]

free emdr tho

[@ryanfisher2482]

and multiple can die at a time :(

[@teneksi7803]

i thought "ah, how bad can it really be, i look at flashing lights for breakfast" : dim red flash that seems to tickle the sides of my brain aight okay awesome it is legitimately dangerous

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

Also most people don't find it funny.

[@SRowntree]

I'm glad this channel is still uploading even after Jerma quit streaming and making videos forever. Although it seemed a little excessive to say that he hated all of us the entire time.

[@israeldavila27]

I just came back to resubscribe him and I have no idea if you’re telling the truth or just making something up

[@FreedomPuppy]

@@israeldavila27 In his last stream, he went on a tangent for like, 40 minutes, talking about his disgust for the viewers and how hard it was for him not to snap for all these years. It was very shocking and sad in like a “making the cool teacher mad” way.

[@degeneratewithasideoftidep6795]

@@israeldavila27it’s real

[@AggressivePeanut]

@@israeldavila27 It's a shit post.

[@experssion123]

Seems to be real. Says he'll come back once in a while. Probably trying to take a long break so most of the parasocial freaks to move to a different streamer ​@israeldavila27

[@sisterbloomers]

39:36 “While we have sex, think really hard about machine guns” is such an underrated Jerma quote I think we should say it more often

[@zhalosc]

"i started to have sex with my wife and it crashed" just a normal sentence in 2052

[@BuruKyu]

@@zhalosc What are you talking about that's becoming a real thing now. A friend told me.

[@TheWrathAbove]

​@@BuruKyuI can back you up on this one. My Horse crashed itself into a ditch just the other night.

[@verruxlunox8438]

Gronk energy quote

[@TomaTos27]

straight up sporking it

[@Funnymoney101]

And by spork.... let's just say,...,,... my creature

[@TomaTos27]

In the primordial soup, straight up "Sporking it". and by "It", haha, well... Lets justr say,, my creature.

[@ivyheartedbotanist]

she evolve on my creature til i spore

[@jackw.1342]

​@@ivyheartedbotanist LMFAOO I LOVE THIS RANDOM REPLY SECTION

[@odile2odette]

spork cave

[@papaelf420]

13:40 I have no clue how arachnids exist. They have what's called an open circulatory system, this means their "blood" doesn't move strictly within a closed set of vessels like ours does. Their hearts just kinda drip body fluid into other parts of the arachnid, and it seeps back into the heart through slits on the heart itself. And that's how sort of how they move! It's called arachnid locomotion. They squeeze this body fluid into their legs to extend them and take a step, then they squeeze their little arachnid muscles to pull the leg back, which propels them forward, moving the 1st and 3rd legs on one side of the body, and the 2nd and 4th on the other near simultaneously. Leg coordination varies between status of the arachnid and species. Fascinating stuff!

[@yargolocus4853]

thanks that's horrifying. it's like a little machine with no resemblance to us

[@auratus-corvus]

Yea Hydraulic locomotion. most if not all arthropods use this, that's why they pop when ya eat em

[@Justin-lr6yf]

@@auratus-corvus You eat them?

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

How do spiders stay immobile in their web for extended periods of time? I suppose if they have completely active circulation they don’t consume much energy when stationary.

[@Xenomorthian]

​@@Roach_Dogg_JRseeing a roach dogg jr profile pic is like insanity brain poison every time

[@AMpersand_videos]

I once saw someone say “every copy of Spore is personalized.” Realest shit I’ve ever read. This game was barely functional when it came out and it’s a slog now. I love it so much.

[@agreeableWitch]

Spore taught me to type. My sister and I were given 30 minutes of spore if we did 30 minutes of a typing lesson. My parents hated it so much it was the only way we were allowed to play it. It's a terrible game, I love it so much.

[@YaGirlZero]

If you want that every copy is special in a more adult way, I suggest you try out rimworld, it's an all time great game, and I know it's pretty popular so good chance you already know about it, but if you don't, you should.

[@silverfisherman4622]

​@@agreeableWitchwas it because they were Christian and it vaguely "teaches" evolution, because if so I feel that

[@jude7326]

Where did you hear this? I know there is a huge iceberg chart on Reddit about Spore that comes to this conclusion

[@YaGirlZero]

@@jude7326 about each copy being different? Spore is a story generator, randomly generated, it's easy to come to that conclusion. Some of my favorite sinnglep type games

[@frogblehfrog143]

i miss spore so much i want to be like 9 again and watching my brother play spore and never fucking letting me play it because he was afraid, he saw my full potential of being the best spore player alive and he didn't want that to happen since that would mean that i am better at spore than him and he couldn't handle that.

[@deejorno]

did not know someone could reach this level of envy and disgust for their fellow man than not being able to play Spore

[@ryanb8302]

I want to be 9 again and to be able to actually enjoy things

[@sirshrooma]

@@ryanb8302 I stood barefoot in the rain today on my driveway literally trying to summon the joy I use to have as a child, it worked for precisely one moment when I looked up and saw cool cloud. Other than that it was just meditative, but yeah I feel you.

[@sincereflowers3218]

@@ryanb8302 you can achieve wonderful things with psychedelics or head injuries

[@WasabiKitCat]

Spore is available on Steam, the online servers even still work (barely) but the game can also be played completely offline. It's never too late!

[@phatphlanks5651]

2:02 ‘not fun, gameisntfun, bad game, why, who putyouuptothis” This enraged Spore, who punished Jerma severely

[@Hegataro]

As someone who has streamed spore before, I know exactly why it happens For whatever reason Spore, when using game capture, displays itself loading every texture, but only to the game capture itself The fix is to just capture the window/screen. but it is a very funny visual bugge

[@greenhead352]

spode?

[@cyclopshot]

@@greenhead352 spode

[@iconofthicc6086]

@@greenhead352religious zealot moment

[@lloydmartel]

@@greenhead352 praise spode

[@yungstigmatamanne]

cant believe i just witnessed the true origin of zerkinoff

[@Crftbt]

Jermas out here Zerkinoff.

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

It’s amazing, you can actually hear him become more jaded in real-time

[@shnookems_]

​@MorganNull-uj6uu Why

[@mj-jl5nc]

@MorganNull-uj6uu this isnt the streamer for you, he was ZONKED 24/7 when he was still around, may he rest in peace

[@alexbassett6967]

that was before the accident of course. meat grinders really should have better warning labels

[@willnyanyan]

@MorganNull-uj6uu theyre jokimg

[@jackalexande]

​@MorganNull-uj6uu genuinely what difference does it make to you if they were high or not

[@cceffect]

It's like he's still alive

[@Alium4060Obero]

Ai can’t be alive so he was never alive

[@Gabagels]

51:58 is the best because nothing is really happening, jerma isnt plotting a bit or anything, and then he just pans the camera over to one of those lion creatures shaking that thang

[@cardboardking577]

hawk rawr shake on that thang

[@elik0]

400 hours in spore and i have NEVER seen that screen flashing bug! he is cursed!

[@junkfox-hl2su]

every copy of spore is personalised

[@wassabii2810]

it's only when screen recording i think

[@ОлегСимаков-у2э]

@junkfox-hl2su not even a joke. This game has such an array of obscure bugs, you literally open a Pandora's box by downloading it.

[@spentpassions]

I believe it is just while recording and specifically on newer hardware, never saw the bug on older recordings or anything like that

[@Sorrelhas]

How did you endure 400 hours of Spore

[@walkerthegloves]

Spore has the best part of the game first, then a wild animal open-world, then the worst part of the game, then Dune Spice Wars, and then Star Trek: The Next Generation for like 40 hours before you get bored and make a new creature. What's not to love?

[@IanDerp26]

so real. glad there's still tribal stage haters out there. fuck that noise

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Dune spice wars is kinda cool. To be fair though for a long ass time I thought Spore was just the first part of the game. I didn't even realize shit happens after that.

[@TheRetnet]

Galactic Adventure DLC makes Space stage so goated tho

[@thepopgroup3366]

tribal stage and beyond doesnt exist in my mind when i play spore

[@AMpersand_videos]

I’m a proud space stage fan, Galactic Adventures made it even more fun but I was just having a ball making T3 planets and my own little eco systems. The spice must flow.

[@Denarden1142]

"Bugs are math" wait until Jerma finds out...EVERYTHING is math.

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

Jerma can be so articulate when speaking, but when he writes the descriptions he has the actual grammar of a 2nd grader.

[@jakedanielsen4512]

Roach Dogg rep

[@bromangee4540]

Skipping to exactly 8:50 and then being hit directly with the forewarned flashing lights is not the vibe in searching for 😭

[@averageyoutubeguy957]

i love eating spores and various fungi

[@horsebox5138]

Good comment

[@bitterleafcastle1552]

Good Comment

[@MissDessKelogg]

yumy

[@pancakes8670]

Good Comment. Yumy

[@dagobahstudios3662]

Delectable

[@swift7387]

20:55 me and my buddies actually did eat a whole head of iceberg lettuce while super stoned and it was awesome thank you very much.

[@krewl1252]

38:15 "it's sully and mike" Disney lawyers: they must die or at least mike must

[@jabberinjosh95]

To Skip Flashing Images, 8:54 .

[@GrymhetSS]

delete this so we can cull epileptics

[@AnimaWild]

Me as a 3D modeler also hallucinate and get jumpscared by texture and normal uv maps.

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

LOL

[@WarpPotato]

Real shit

[@jillsandwitch67]

best of spore is such a funny title when he only played the game once

[@scrittle]

If Jerma ever adopted the old KZbin format he could maybe make 10 ten minute videos out of this.

[@Falcarious]

this video literally contains multiple streams...

[@jillsandwitch67]

@@Falcarious it's one playthrough

[@7immy]

@@jillsandwitch67 its the old one and the new one actually 🤓

[@jillsandwitch67]

@@7immy what old playthrough

[@pi20p]

i miss jerma…. may he rest in heaven

[@Scarifar1]

After his various crimes, like killing Shmoke, putting people in meat grinders, and being SUS, I'm not sure he deserves a spot in heaven.

[@weegeequeviucoisas9854]

​@@Scarifar1He's a martyr, all of his crimes were done for the greater good. ...acording to him at least.

[@lit3home]

his ass is not in heaven. bless his heart

[@hydrofrog6496]

I missed him too. I won't miss next time.

[@Outpost38C]

…or HELL LET’S ROCK

[@RyanDelaney-m9l]

Spore+Jerma=Sperma :)

[@fritzy8318]

No

[@Scrunkly_blorbo]

yes

[@odile2odette]

:)

[@jackalexande]

:(

[@joemamacaprisun]

Oh!

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

“Gronk, twist his head off”

[@joellemarron3452]

40:36 "why did we hatch a Mike" had me cracking up 🤣

[@EndiXIV]

Jermas never beating the hungry allegations at this rate

[@odile2odette]

hungry caterpillar andy forever and ever

[@gothicfan52]

Jerma 'defeated' that innocent enemy family of five

[@homloves]

dude it flashes horrible on 8:50, should be like 8:54 or smthn like that

[@NINABONEnohuman]

sees warning, skips to 8:50.... dies

[@somewheresick]

10:28 for Filthy Frank jumpscare

[@ZacMio]

For like half of this video my headphones were glitching out... His voice was just speeding up and stopping at random and I didn't even question it 😭

[@ahmetswag]

is he thinking of pikmin?? 12:00 creepers don't have flowers on their heads

[@Coleslawman17701]

They used to, in the older versions. I personally run a texture pack that retains their suave, classic look!

[@General_Kritikill]

@@Coleslawman17701 wtf are you talking about that was never a thing

[@microman502]

@@General_Kritikill this is so fucking funny

[@Coleslawman17701]

@@General_Kritikill ok dude, haha funny gaslighting jerma community. "Hur dur, it was never a thing, teehee!"

[@jamesf4423]

@@Coleslawman17701I seriously can’t stand jerma fans dude. They all think they’re just as funny as the guy they watch

[@vaan_]

you WILL be flashed

[@doris3026]

Year 2456, Jerma is the last beacon of the human civilisation, this artefact is the only thing that ties us to our blue sky ancestors. Long live the Jerma

[@derrickbiedermann9802]

The balls of Jerma to still list Jerma985 as his main channel despite not uploading anything in over 6 years.

[@PinnePon]

Like Charborg

[@NewgirlNola]

calling spore an educational game for kids is like calling the flintstones educational about history

[@TheGreenTaco999]

That's kind of harsh

[@Captain_Bobvious]

It's like he never died... RIP Jeremy.. We miss you buddy

[@pancakes8670]

Weird how the edtiors cut out the 2 hours or so of Jerma being completely silent, occasionally broken by sudden loud bursts of screaming...

[@mr_alphabet0]

40:30 "um why did we hatch a mike."

[@skylerm4070]

I know it was very probably unintentional but the fact that there's flashing right at 8:50 (and it doesnt actually stop until 8:53 or so) when that's where the skip tells you to go... feels like a mean joke :( probably worth fixing if that's something you can do

[@meyague]

are you epileptic?

[@Vexcenot]

Jerma treating spore glitches like he poiting a gun at a child

[@isobelka]

this is my first introduction to Jerma

[@sagapulastation1711]

Hope you liked it

[@TheGreenTaco999]

Leave while you still can, save yourself

[@Spiffier]

I hope the cloning process finishes up soon so we can start watching Jerma 2

[@LemonCloud420]

I have 50 hours on spore and I've never even heard of like any of the bugs he was experiencing in the first few minutes lmfao

[@corbin1157]

the beginning felt like a lobotomy

[@johnnybravo5726]

1:34:41 when he says "holy SHIT", it feels like the same energy as someone who was trying extremely hard to move something with their mind and it somehow actually moved

[@dragonluvver975]

The flash warning timestamp really skips you to the flashiest part of the vod what

[@felixargyle5424]

I'm thinking that maybe the timestamp was put in there before the video was 100% done being edited and so it just ends up being off by a few seconds, which is a bit negligent on whoevers part to not check and make sure

[@diamerewheeling]

52:47 is killing meeee 😂😂😂😂😂give us another chance pleaseeee

[@ilyakoni6887]

Jerma the mononuclear organism

[@RavenTheSergal]

20:19 as a stoner, too fucking funny. I think i would kill a man if i asked for munchies and he brought me carrots.

[@pedrotbird5426]

I still can't get over the fact that Jerma is dead... rest in peace buddy, I know you're looking up at us right now... 🙏

[@spoopyweeb326]

I still cant believe Jerma got hurt in that hotdog stand incident. Get better soon Jerma

[@Brarose19]

Spore is hell to record sometimes

[@Crypted112]

spore is hell to play sometimes. every new playthrough has like 5 different bugs you've never experienced before, and in super niche situations

[@Brarose19]

@@Crypted112 Don't get me started on the Auto Save or the lack there of with the chances of the game randomly crashing

[@RinRinStrikes]

"im serious this is a real epilepsy warning" >doesnt edit it out

[@The-PWW]

Jerma experiences more bugs in any game he plays than any other person

[@antlerthyme]

20:21 bro frick you im stoned and eating carrots with ranch right now as my munchie

[@name-h7x]

why did i read that as "Jerma's best of vore"

[@LetItLie]

he's a hungry boy

[@scrittle]

Remember that time he unhinged his jaw and swallowed a whole watermelon? That was truly something.

[@guymann1660]

he vored me

[@name-h7x]

@@scrittle almost as bad as the time he unhinged his jaw to reveal himself as an ungodly eldritch horror

[@4ndr00med4]

​@@scrittleoh i remember that one. that was a bit to gaslight new viewers into thinking he's pregnant (before we found out he actually was pregnant)

[@taro7870]

I’m glad this channel is still uploading even after Jerma passed away and stopped breathing forever. Although it seemed a little excessive to say that he hated all of us the entire time.

[@AngryLemon19]

Bro made a warhammer fantasy lord of change what the hell Even in his most delusional moments his shit smacks

[@spazzanahalf]

Spores? I always knew Jerma was a fungus

[@aquietone2895]

RIP Pizza Griffin

[@catercu1]

as someone who obsesses over jerma way too much i do appreciate the longer form edits :')

[@Ower2525]

i am playing spore today for couple of hours, i just came back after two years, Jerma is spying on me

[@goom4689]

The cell stage in this was how I found out I have severe thalassophobia.

[@meyague]

no you don't

[@goom4689]

@@meyague what the hell do you mean

[@TheGreenTaco999]

​@@goom4689no you don't

[@FreshConcreteInMyMouth]

​@@goom4689 Not anymore

[@Lexpectations]

2:22 the perfectly timed “wait what” from the sub killed me

[@JessScreams]

20:30 They're talking about me. I'm the one that wants carrots when they're high. Specifically baby carrots with ranch. But I can recognize that I'm an outlier lol

[@charliemcmillan4561]

If only he hadn't died in that parasailing accident. Poor passengers of the boat said he floundered around for a good 30 seconds in the water screaming bloody murder while wrapped in his parachute before he finally went under for good. RIP

[@sadogue74156]

This video made me genuinely laugh for the first time in a while

[@thegreenrocket]

im so glad the edit kept in the photosensitive epilepsy screen LOL thank you jermy (RIP)

[@GrymhetSS]

im not

[@no1legobatmanfan]

i forgot what i was even watching and the sudden “4 years later” had me jump out my bed

[@WigleyMusicLLC]

That tiered cake city hall was immaculate *chef's kiss*

[@fossilfightersfanforever7243]

14:36 JERMA VISITS CLINT'S REPTILE ROOM WHEN???

[@jackalexande]

that candy palace jerma build was genuinely glorious

[@DiabeticIguana]

Jerma is my favorite Maxis creature

[@LoafOfOranges]

I fell asleep while listening to this and had the weirdest nightmare about hiding from big cricket/spider people and squirrels in mechs made of pickup trucks. It was like a multiplayer party game too except every other person was a featureless murmuring low-polygon model i watched a lot of people get fed to the monsters and then i got caught and woke up

[@jl4227]

Rest in peace Jerma

[@chmpnz]

i really wish jerma couldve directed a pokemon game of the demented creatures in his head cause Creepaloupe was giving major regional grass starter vibes

[@k3salieri]

I can't believe that Jerma really lost his password to his twitch account.

[@fritzy8318]

Can we not lie.

[@syltwee]

@@fritzy8318omg ive seen u in the replies to multiple comments??? jermas not gonna fuck u bro

[@curvingfyre6810]

tragic missed opportunity for "hell fired pizza"

[@icetide9411]

This made me miss Spore. A shame we never got a sequel, or a good spiritual successor. This concept could be expanded so much but I doubt the chance of that ever happening Edit: After looking into it there is actually a spiritual successor in development that seems to have actual passion behind it called Elysian Eclipse. If it'll ever get a full release I can't know, but finding that out has given me a little bit of hope

[@pixelbunny0]

I'm glad he addressed the jr. bacon cheeseburger thing. I seriously thought I was losing my mind. They are literally ALWAYS cold. The bun feels like it was just taken from the fridge

[@RobinOfYlisse]

the banter is so good in this stream

[@pichugirl]

you can tell he's playing the steam version with how buggy it is LMAOOOOOOO

[@4ndr00med4]

i love every video and every wiki that says that pirated spore has an overwhelming amount of glitches because meanwhile the licensed version needs a photosensitivity warning and (as i have experienced) allows you to eat living creatures without killing them. i love playing the game just to find these goofy ass glitches, ive completed it like 50 times already.

[@marijadjokic2222]

i have never seen someone have this much fun building the city hall in spore

[@turfish]

Its such a shame that Jerma died, 1084 - 2024

[@retrokilroy2506]

Oh yeah, I love watching jermas spore 😩

[@roo.pzz4380]

spore is like the perfect game for him since he was created in spore obviously

[@jeanmouloude]

im so happy jerma finaly uploaded our first collab :D (im the one who suggested the sushi boat)

[@Swaggerpede]

when i hit tribal stage as a kid i got so excited.

[@jeremyscoutfan77]

Fly high Jerma 🕊️🕊️🕊️

[@smileyhh145]

Guys this game looks so cool, do you think Jerma’s done a stream of it yet?

[@FeeshCTRL]

Jerma yoinkied his last sploinky RIP

[@jacksonward2544]

Good thing he’s not real bc this whole retirement thing would really stink

[@fritzy8318]

Can we stop pretending a real human being is fictional.

[@bossman-jk9tl]

Incoming gritty Jerma reboot 'Jeremey"

[@TheYeetedMeat]

@@fritzy8318it's a trauma response

[@TheGreenTaco999]

​@@fritzy8318you have to let him go

[@ishmaelnemo8227]

Not naming his first land vehicle "The Sundae Driver" was the biggest disappointment of this stream.

[@TorosAndMakis53]

The Twerk King is Back!

[@Zapdos0145]

i still can’t believe he’s gone

[@tabbitabbithatabster]

were in the oneyplays segment of Jerma2nd

[@KingofDpirates]

FUCK you stole the comment I was about to post